As I'm Suffering From Kadhal s01e03 Episode Script

'How often do you guys fight?' He won't believe us if we say that we never fight.
We never fight.
We don't like fighting.
We do have discussions and arguments about something but when it comes to fights.
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That's not called fighting.
He asked about fighting.
No, what I'm saying is arguments are also part of.
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That's not fighting, Raghav.
Yes.
We never fight.
Actually, we're in perfect sync.
Fighting is something really tough.
Yes.
We've come to a point where both of us can sense what the other person is thinking.
So much that we finish each other's.
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Finish each other's.
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- Finish each other's sentences.
Sentences.
'How often do you guys fight?' What did you ask? - 'Nothing.
' 'I asked how frequently do you both fight.
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' Do I look like a moron to you? 'I asked you both the same question that I asked the others.
' Do you think this is a fucking joke? Does the idea of a married couple fighting everyday seem funny to you? Huh? Tell me, damn it.
'There is no need to you to abuse me!' That's right! What do you expect me to say when you question me like a moron? 'Oh, no, sir, don't swear at me for such things.
' What? You got scared, is it? I was just trying to show how easy it is to start a fight out of nothing.
We tend to pick fights at the drop of a hat.
Who needs a reason or logic to fight? Once you've decided to pick a fight you have to get down to business.
"Ding.
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Dong.
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Ding.
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Love is an awesome feeling.
" "One damn thing" "is that to me, it is a never ending suffering.
" 'As I'm suffering from Love' I know.
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I'm sorry.
Huh? I'm sorry.
It was a one-time thing and it was a drunken mistake.
Hey, listen.
I understand.
Even I did that out of anger.
I just did it to get back at Santhosh.
Yes, even I don't have any feelings for you.
I love Tanvi and I love her a lot.
Hey, listen, I get it, okay.
I'm not here to mess things up with you guys.
Please.
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You guys are great together.
Even Santhosh shouldn't know about this, okay? Promise.
I said, I promise.
Okay, come.
Hmm.
Okay, guys.
Let's raise our glasses.
Cheers! - Cheers! Cheers, guys.
- Congrats, Tanvi and Raghav.
You guys make a great couple.
And advance wishes for a happy married life.
Your dream wedding plan should be a blockbuster hit we all wish you for that.
Cheers to Tanvi and Raghav.
Cheers! - Cheers! - Cheers! Baby.
Uh? - Are you okay? Yes.
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Are you bored? No.
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I-I just want to know, what happens? What? Nothing.
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I'm fine.
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But thank you, guys.
Thank you all so much.
You guys stayed till dinner.
It means a lot to us.
Umm.
And of course.
I owe an apology to you guys.
Especially Raghav and Tanvi.
It's okay, Meera, it happens.
Yes, actually this was your special night.
And Meera completely ruined it.
I'll apologise to you all on behalf of her.
Very sorry.
Okay? Excuse me? - Yes.
Hey, it's okay, they understand.
We all know how crazy you're.
Hello, you're the one who's fucking crazy.
Okay, dumbass? - Who was the one that crashed the car? - I'll fucking slap you.
Guys.
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- Shut up, okay? - Just please.
Sweetie.
Hey, Badri.
Badri.
Why don't you say something? I didn't say anything.
I don't know anything either.
Hey.
Why are you getting nervous? No.
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I'm not.
Why would I be nervous? But I didn't do anything at all.
Okay.
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I understood everything.
What did you understand? Even you know about it, is it? I know it too.
It's okay, let's tell them now.
They won't mind at all.
Hey, what are you saying? Everyone is here.
What's wrong in it? It's quite normal.
Normal, uh? What's going to happen if you eat cake just for a day? Eating a cake? Divya.
Are you speaking figuratively? Eating cake means.
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Isn't it? What are you blabbering? What happened? Why are the two of you whispering? That's a silly matter.
Will you say it or shall I tell them? Divya.
Think about it.
What happened? That's nothing, Badri ate your cake.
Hey, when did I eat the cake? I'm in love with you.
Hey.
What are you blabbering? You were the one who ate the cake from the fridge because you were hungry.
Oh! What's it? Yes.
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I was the one who ate the cake.
Thank God.
I was almost about to puke.
That cake is stale.
May be that's why.
It has been there for a month inside the fridge.
Huh? - Hmm.
Are you okay now? What I meant to ask was, how is it going between you both? It's going good.
We're just taking it one step at a time.
Yes.
She moved in with me yesterday.
What! Really? You never mentioned anything of it to me, Divya.
When something good is happening in your life that too something which no one does it's better not to share it with anyone.
That's what I told him before taking him there.
It was a slip of the tongue.
Anyways, I'm really happy for you guys.
So what next? Marriage, right? No.
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- I don't know.
What do you mean by saying 'no?' If not now, at some point of time, you both will get married, right? Not at all? Hey, why do we have to talk about this now? You don't want to hear our nonsense now.
Let's talk about your marriage plan.
But why? What's wrong with marriage? Why are you refusing to get married? There's nothing wrong with marriage and all.
Can you pass me some water? I was feeling uneasy.
Thank you.
Then what? Why don't you want to get married? Badri, are you not ready to commit? If I wasn't committed, why would I have let her move in? Tanvi, why do we have to talk about this now? No, Divya.
I want you to experience the same joy that I am experiencing.
That's why.
I mean, wedding is a dream for every girl, right? A dream wedding, a dream event with her dream guy.
Every girl should be entitled to it.
Why are you denying yourself that? I don't know, I guess I-I'm not that type of a girl.
So, you both are going to stay just like this without marriage? What next? There's nothing beyond that.
How did you manage to convince your girlfriend? Hello, excuse me.
Why does he have to convince me? This decision concerns my life.
And I'm the one who made this decision.
I think she was the one who convinced him.
What will you do if Badri leaves you after five years? If he truly loves me, he'll stay with me.
If he leaves me it means that he doesn't love me anymore.
As simple as that.
It's up to that couple to decide to live together or not.
Do you think a marriage certificate will keep us together? I don't think it's required.
If that's the case, divorce shouldn't be an option.
Sorry, Balakumar.
I had to bring this up.
No.
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It's okay.
And I second your opinion, because it's a valid point.
Marriage certificate didn't stop us from getting divorced.
If a couple decides to get separated they can get separated.
Similarly, if they want to live together they can.
Marriage is not going to make any difference.
Sir.
You're lucky that you got a divorce.
Not everyone is blessed with that.
Santhosh, just shut up.
But Mr.
Balakumar divorce happens over a huge fight.
What if we split over a silly fight? Most of the unmarried couples break up over a silly fight even if they are perfect for each other.
But if you're married, that's not the case.
We try to make things work.
That keeps us together.
It helps a good couple to not split over a silly reason.
But we've never fought.
So, why do we need it? Stop kidding.
Truly, we don't fight.
We've not fought from the time we both got into this relationship.
Hello, of course, that's not possible.
Divya, is he serious? He's speaking the truth.
We just don't fight.
We're like that.
Bullshit! Raghav and I love each other to bits.
We can't be without each other even for a second.
But at times, we do fight.
- Yes.
When we ourselves have accepted it openly, don't you pretend.
Okay.
We can't help it if you don't believe.
Hey, don't mind me saying.
But I think fights are essential in a relationship.
If not, it's a superficial relationship.
Sorry, I hope I didn't offend you.
Delighted! In fact every fight we had has made our relationship stronger.
I was almost going to reveal the secret that I had overheard.
That would have created a huge fight between them.
Would it have helped them come closer? Did you hear that? The more we fight, the closer we will get.
If you dare come closer, I'll kick your balls.
Babe, that's not the kind of action I'm looking for.
Fuck you! Okay.
Yes, Raghav is absolutely right.
I mean healthy fighting is good.
How's it even possible for you both to not fight? Hey! We're like this.
What can we do about it? How's that possible? Describe a situation for example.
I could have described a situation wherein we fought had we done so.
How can we describe a situation wherein we didn't fight? Okay.
Do you both have Facebook accounts? Yes.
- Yes.
Who's Shruthi Srinivasan? Oh, are you asking me about her? She's my college friend.
Okay, so, when did you like her picture recently? This evening, when I was with Divya.
Okay.
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- Why? Okay, so in that scenario, if Divya had got to know about it what would've happened? Hey.
What are you doing? I'm on Facebook.
What are you up to on Facebook? Oh, are you asking me about that? I had mentioned about Shruthi, right? She's my college classmate.
- Yes.
She uploaded her photo on Facebook.
It was good.
That's why I liked it.
Oh, okay.
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What? That's it? Yes.
- Now, I know why you guys don't fight.
You're very lenient, Divya.
This situation definitely calls for a fight.
Actually, from the one line that Badri said I can pick four reasons to start a fight.
What did I say? You mentioned the name Shruthi more than once.
You followed her on Facebook.
You said that her photo looks good.
And finally, you liked that picture.
Oh, God! We'll tell you how this scenario should ideally play out.
Hey.
- Yes? What are you doing? I'm on Facebook.
What are you up to on Facebook? Oh, are you asking me about that? I had mentioned about Shruthi, right? She was my college classmate.
Yes.
She uploaded her photo on Facebook.
It was good.
That's why I liked it.
Okay.
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No, Divya.
How can you just say 'okay?' Does Badri regularly like your pictures on Facebook? No.
He does it rarely.
- Hmm.
Then what made him like that girl's picture on Facebook? Ask him.
Oh! Okay.
Hey.
- Hmm.
Why is that you don't like my pictures on Facebook? But you don't mind liking Shruthi's pictures.
I see you everyday.
I wasn't in touch with her for a while.
Facebook is a means to be in touch with such friends.
It's just a shout-out.
Oh.
Okay.
What you mean by 'Okay'? Is that it? What's it? What he said was reasonable.
How's it reasonable? Won't he appreciate you because he sees you everyday? What would happen if he likes your photo on Facebook? And why is he trying to get in touch with her now? Maybe the reason for him to not like your photo is because he fears losing out on a chance to woo her.
Ask him! Really? Will someone ask such questions? Yes.
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It's very normal.
Okay then.
Hey.
So what if you see me everyday? Can't you like my photo on Facebook? How does it matter if Shruthi gets to know that we're together? Oh, God! Why does she even have to know about this? So, she actually doesn't know about us, is it? She's not worth that effort.
Why do we have to let her know about it? If she's not worth it, why did he like her picture? Ask.
If she wasn't worth it, then why did you like her photo? Oh, God! I liked it by mistake.
Wait, I'll unlike her photo and like yours now.
Okay? Hey.
What? You're being really soft on her.
She's got you cornered, you should be furious.
I thought she was lenient, but you're worse than her.
Will you do as she says without putting up a fight? Baby? - Hmm.
Can you switch off the lights today? I know it's my turn, but I don't feel like getting up.
Please.
- Okay.
But you should switch off the lights tomorrow.
Okay? I love you! What's this? They're just taking turns and shooting at each other.
Do we have to watch this? Is it so? Shall we change it? Yes.
.
- 'Shit.
' There's an amazing romantic flick playing.
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- 'Who let' 'go.
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' - Shall we watch that? Huh? - Hmm.
Huh? - Hmm.
Okay, then take it.
Thank you, baby, I love you.
You both don't fight because you do everything she asks you to.
Learn to say 'No'.
What are you trying to say now? Get irritated and lash out.
'What do you want now? You want me to like your picture?' 'That's it, right? I'll do it.
' Say this.
Drat! Poor her.
Say it.
- No.
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Should I? - Bloody, say it.
Hey, what's your problem now? You want me to like your picture, right? I'll bloody like it.
Here.
Yes, right.
You will like her picture on Facebook by yourself.
But I must ask you to like my photo, is it? Why are you being so jealous? Why are you hitting on other girls? Well, maybe I want to hit on other girls.
There! I have said it, is that fine now? Well, then you should leave me.
And get out.
Hey.
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Why should I get out? This is my house and I'll be here.
Fine, I'll go out.
Fine! Fine.
- Fine.
Come, help me pack.
Okay.
That's why you should get married.
Santhosh, Meera.
You guys are too drunk.
Why don't you stay here? There's a bedroom on the first floor.
Should I stay with her? - Hey, come on.
Okay, good night.
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- Thanks, bye.
- Okay, good night.
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Good night.
It was a pleasure having you guys here.
Thank you so much.
And, Mr.
Balakumar, thank you.
No.
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It has been ages since I had such a sumptuous meal.
Thank you so much for treating me to good food.
Badri, Divya.
Think about what we said.
Okay.
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- Okay.
- Good night.
- Bye.
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I haven't done anything right in my life to advise you on this.
But at this point of time I recollect a joke from Woody Allen's film.
There was a guy who came running to a doctor.
He went up to the doctor and said 'Doctor.
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' And said, 'If I shake my hand like this, it hurts a lot.
' The doctor replied saying 'Okay.
' 'Then why don't you stop shaking your hand like this?' I think this joke makes more sense than almost any advice that was given here tonight.
Thank you, sir.
- Good night.
Take care, drive safe.
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- See you, sir.
Good night.
Come.
What's on your mind? Nothing.
Tell me.
It's nothing.
Tell me, come on.
Are you refusing to get married for my sake? No, not because of you.
Don't you know that I'm not into marriage? Moreover look at Meera and Santhosh.
They've transformed into psychotic people.
Let's not get married.
Let's just stay like this.
Yes.
Let's not get married.
Okay.
What was on your mind? Nothing much.
They claim fighting defines love.
Do you think we should try that a bit? Is it? What's your take on that? Let's not fight.
That's a tiring job.
That's right.
Okay, then let's not fight at all.
Divya.
Let's behave ourselves.
We'll stay just like this, okay? Okay, then.
Who's that? It's Priya, my colleague.
Receive the call and speak.
Okay.
You're going to drive back, right? I'm a little tired.
Okay, come, I'll drive back.
Love you.
- Love you too.
Okay, receive the call.
- Okay.
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You get into the car.
Hello, Priya.
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Open the door.