Assassination Classroom (2015) s01e03 Episode Script

One two three four, five six seven A sunny afternoon, screams rising from the sports field How peaceful Well, it would be if they were not there to kill me.
eight! A You must learn to hit in eight directions.
six, seven, eight! From today, I will be their teacher of EPS.
it makes me a little sad.
I told you to go elsewhere while I teach.
Go play in the sandbox.
It's not very nice, Mr.
Karasuma! Students enjoyed my sports classes.
I wa wrong Your physical faculties are too superior to ours.
Remember the other day.
We now have repeated side jumps.
I will first show you how to do it.
It is unfeasible! When you get the hang of it, play the string.
He is too good at this game! It comes from another dimension.
For sport, I prefer to have a human teacher.
Well, we continue the course.
But, Mr.
Karasuma, what is the point of this exercise? what's the point of doing this in front of our target? The art of assassination is like studies: we must first understand the basics.
Really? Isogai, Maehara, go ahead.
Attack me with your knives.
- Are you sure ? - Both at the same time? These knives are harmless to humans.
If you only manage to brush against me, the class will be finished.
- Well OK.
Yours.
With a little practice, I have no trouble avoiding the attacks of two amateurs.
that's when! If you can not touch me, your chances of hitting someone moving to Mach 20 are nil.
look, While we were fighting, he remade Osaka Castle in the sandbox.
He even changed and prepared a tea! What is annoying If you all manage to touch me, your chances of killing him will be much higher.
So I will teach you during sport hours the basics of handling the knife and firearms.
holy cow! The class is finished for today.
Thank you, Sir.
Mr.
Karasuma is a bit scared, but what does he throw at it? Is that clear?" Do you think he'll caress our heads if we can touch him? I don't know.
Mr Karasuma, you would not be trying to steal my popularity? - I don't care.
"If the school wants it, "She can appoint other teachers in class E.
" This clause is in your teacher contract! My mission is to supervise this class of assassins.
It's all about killing you, octopus face.
My name is not "octopus face".
Call me by name that the students gave me: Mr.
Koro! We have control during the last hour.
I would have liked to finish on the sport class.
Hi, Nagisa.
It has been so long.
Karma You are back ? It's him, the famous Koro? The cow, he really has an octopus head.
Karma Akabane, if I'm not mistaken.
I heard that your removal was ending today.
You must not arrive late from the first day.
I can not keep up the pace.
You can call me by my first name.
Anyway, nice to meet you, sir.
My pleasure.
I hope the year will be nice.
So it's true that you're fast and that this knife is effective on you.
I cut it into pieces and stuck it on my hand.
That said, sir, this trap was rude and you fell right in.
in addition you have made a leap backwards.
You were not too scared? This is the first time a student succeeds to hurt the teacher.
It seems that your nickname comes from the impossibility of killing you.
But it looks like that you are a fool.
Nagisa, who exactly is this Karma? Well then, we were in the same class these last two years.
In the 4th, he fought often and was temporarily dismissed.
Students like him also finish in class E.
But under the current conditions, he can make a great student.
Meaning exactly?" In terms of weapons and cunning, Karma is probably the best of us.
Do not run away, Mr.
Koro.
I'll show you what it's like to be killed.
What's he doing since earlier? I do not know.
He's pounding the wall, right? It may be pissed that Karma has paid for his head.
As its tentacles are soft, it does not damage the wall.
Ah, there are tired of your flabby noises! We are in full interro! Please excuse me ! Yo, Karma, how are you going? You put this monster bad hair! Watch out ! You should not lock yourself in your house again? I almost knocked him down.
Normal that it is on edge, Terasaka.
Me, I did not miss before I piss on it.
I'm not pissed on it! Are you looking for me or what? You there ! No noise during the check! Your tentacles make a noise Sorry, Mr.
Koro.
But I'm done already, I'm going to eat my Italian ice cream in silence.
Certainly not ! It's forbidden in class! This is the ice cream I bought yesterday in Italy! It's yours ? Sorry.
She was in the freezer of the teachers' room.
You will not get away with it like that! So that it does not melt, I froze in the stratosphere! And what are you going to do? To hit me ? - "Certainly not.
" I'll lick what's left of the ice! You'll see Anti-profs balls.
You have fallen into my trap again! I will continue to make you that kind of shot.
I do not care to disturb the class.
If you do not like it, you can kill me or my friends.
But after that, no one will consider you as a teacher.
You will be nothing more than a murderous monster.
It's your career as a teacher that I will have killed.
Here, my copy.
My answers are probably all correct.
Goodbye, sir.
We will have fun again tomorrow.
Karma is very quick-witted.
He has just shown it.
He understood that Mr.
Koro had to respect certain limits if he wanted to stay and he plays on the razor's edge with him.
But this intelligence that allows him to see the essence of things, this ability to manipulate anything and everything, he spoils them to hurt others.
What a pain ! Because of him, I have to buy Italian ice cream.
He is a student at once intelligent and formidable.
He's right.
If I want to stay a teacher, I can not hurt him or kill him.
Let's see How am I going to settle his case? Ciao, Nagisa! Yeah, see you tomorrow! Hey, look, it's Nagisa! Looks like he has integrated well with class E.
What a naze! Now he will not be able to come back to our class.
And it seems that Akabane landed in class E after his dismissal.
it sucks too much! Seriously, I'd rather die than finish there.
Oh, would you rather die? What if you died now? Akabane! I was not serious! I have a much more fun toy.
I do not want to get fired again.
Karma.
By the way, Nagisa, I would like to ask you something.
It seems that you know Mr.
Koro well.
Yes a bit.
Do you think he'll get angry if I treat him with octopus? Octopus? Classic mistake! Pay attention ! It would be rather the opposite.
He draws himself in octopus and he takes octopuses in video games.
The other day, he buried himself in the sand I am in the trap.
and he made a moldy joke.
Apparently, octopus is his trademark.
Perfect.
I just had an idea at the nut.
Karma, what are you cooking up? You know, I'm happy.
I would have been a little embarrassed that he was a mere monster.
But in fact, he's a serious teacher.
How lucky to kill a real teacher.
My previous teacher died without my intervention.
I did not plan that.
I do not have enough to pay me an ice cream.
I will not have anything until my payday.
I will have to prepare my meals myself.
Good morning everyone.
What is happening ? Oh sorry ! I killed this creature thinking it was you.
Bring it to me, I'll swing it.
Ok Come on, come on, Mr.
Koro.
No need to eliminate yourself physically right away.
It's your moraI that I'm going to kill slowly.
Allow me to show you, dear Karma, the power of my tentacles-drills and that missile I stole from the Self-Defense Forces.
Know that I never let a murderer leave safe and sound again.
Considering your face, you had to skip your breakfast.
I made you Octopus dumplings at Mach 20 speed.
Manges-en and you will regain health! Open the mouth.
Karma.
I put a point of honor to restore the blade of an assassin when she is blunt.
Today, try to kill me as long as you can.
Each time, I'll clean you up a bit more.
By the end of the day, I will disarm you mentally and physically.
Whatever the method, we find this figure.
This problem may seem insoluble! But be reassured.
I prepared you a demonstration.
I'm going to write it on the board and we're going to think about it together.
Ah, Karma, you put too much time to draw and shoot.
As I had time, I painted your nails.
So ? Has your group finished, Fuwa? Well, I do not know, I find the taste a little raspy.
Let's see it! Only to start all over again after having swayed everything.
You forgot your apron, Karma! Do not worry about the soup.
I recovered everything in flight with a pipette.
I took the opportunity to add sugar.
It's a lot softer! You're cute ! There is nothing to do.
Mr.
Koro has a lot of weak points.
He is rather blundering, and when he panics, his reaction times are almost ordinary.
But Karma may well excite in the surprise attack "The red frog, having failed again, was back.
"I was getting very bored.
" When the teacher strengthens his guard, it becomes impossible to assassinate him.
Karma, do not be impatient.
Let's try to kill him all together.
Now that Mr.
Koro is watching you, you will have no way to kill him alone.
He is not like other teachers.
The other teachers, huh? Akabane, you're right! You are a brawler and you cause a lot of problems.
But as long as you act for the good cause, I will be on your side.
it does not connect me.
I want it to be me who kills him.
I do not want him to die otherwise than I wish.
Karma! Today, I've cleaned you up.
Do not hesitate to come back to the charge.
I will continue to tidy you well.
I would like to check one thing.
You are a teacher, are not you? Yes And if you are a teacher, you must protect your students at the risk of your life.
Of course, I am your teacher.
OK so much the better.
In this case, I will be able to kill you.
In a sure and certain way.
What will you do ? If you come to save me, I'll take you a step before.
And if you let me down, your teaching career will be over.
It's crazy, I have the impression to see a magical Ianterne! How's it going, man? The 3rd E? The famous boy E? it must not be easy to get hit because of that.
I'm right, huh? What is wrong with helping a student who is being fisted? No, Akabane.
You are totally wrong! You lost your head or what? What took you to beat up the best student of the 3rd grade? Wait, m'sieur You took sides for a class E student and you hurt a student who has a great future.
If his exam results suffer, it's on me that it will fall again! He claimed to be on my side, and now, does he take me out? Only your notes were good.
That's why I always covered you.
But if it should hinder my career, This is a different story, I asked for a change of heart.
Congratulations, Akabane.
For your year of 3rd, you will languish in class E! When I lost all hope in this teacher, it's like he's dead for me.
Mister Koro! I will kill you with my own hands! Then, will you choose my death or yours? Karma! You took a chance to kill me.
Your attempt is remarkable! If I had acted at the speed of sound, your body would not have supported it.
But if I had acted slowly, you would have shot me.
So I went into viscous mode.
Shit, they really serve everything, these tentacles! Now you can not shoot anymore.
And by the way, "to drop" a student is not an option for me.
When you want, I'll be there for you.
There, I am bad.
Can not kill him.
In any case, impossible to kill his soul teacher.
Karma, you made the big jump without flinching.
Not really.
This is the best method which had come to my mind.
Hey? Are you already short of ideas? I still have plenty of accessories to test on you.
In fact, it's you, the pack.
that's it, I want to die.
But something has changed since earlier.
I will kill you tomorrow or another day.
His desire to kill me became pure and healthy.
It looks like I did not have to clean it up.
Come on, let's go back, Nagisa.
We'll break the crust on the way.
But it's my wallet! He should not be allowed to hang out in the teachers' room.
- Give it to me ! - No problem.
It's empty ! There were only coins, I spun them to a collection.
Kind of thug with a big heart! The killer who wanted to kill This is how our assassins work.
How will we try to kill him tomorrow? You'll pay me! I guarantee it!