Attack on Titan: Junior High (2015) s01e03 Episode Script

1
Hey, Annie!
What do you like to eat for lunch?
I like chee-bur--
That chee-burg bastard
from the other day was too funny.
I mean, since when do you see someone our age
who's still hooked on cheese Hamburg steak?
I know, right?
Hey, Annie Annie!
Hey, Annie!
What? What?
So what do you like to eat for lunch?
You said chee-something.
What're you guys talking about?
What's up?
I-I like ch
mozuku seaweed.
Yeah?
You like mozuku?! You're so mature.
The dodgeball tournament is tomorrow!
We'll definitely win!
Can I say something?
At tomorrow's dodgeball tournament
I'll use every ounce
of my strength to crush you!
Prepare yourself!
What's her deal?
"Period 3" "Dodgeball!
Titan Junior High School"
Listen, guys! A ball-game
tournament is an important event!
We, Team A from Year 1, Class 4,
will win the championship without fail!
If my splendid plays win the tournament,
I'll be popular among girls for sure!
Ahh! Jean! You're so cool!
The rule for participation
is that every team member plays!
Is everyone here?!
Now begins my saga of popularity!
Hm? Armin, where's Eren?
L-Looks like he overslept.
Damn you, Eren!
My saga of popularity is!
Jean is noisy today.
He kinda looks like he's enjoying this.
At this point, our only option is to try
and cover up the fact that Eren isn't here.
I came to see what all this racket is about.
Does it have anything to do with the fact
that I don't see Eren Jaeger with you?
He went to the restroom and we
made a racket because Sasha farted.
Whaaat?!
You again
--Mikasa! That wasn't nice!
--Try to learn a little restraint!
Nice save, Mikasa!
If!
If I find anyone slacking off
I'll serve up the whole lot
of you as Titan food.
Th-This is too dangerous.
At any rate, we've just got to keep
covering up and winning until he comes.
Yep, yep.
Dammit! Now that it's come to this,
we'll do our best!
Yeah!
Okay! We'll now begin the
dodgeball tournament!
The first match is Class 4,
Team A versus Class 1, Team B!
Are you guys ready?
Let's begin. Go fight!
I got it! Take this!
All right!
Conny is stupid, but he's good at sports.
If he plays well, he'll be our main attacker.
Here, I'm passing the ball.
Here you go.
What the hell are you doing, Conny?!
Huh?
He's our opponent's outfield attacker!
Do you know how dodgeball works?
Sorry! What's dodgeball?
Take this!
--Ow!
--Conny and Marco are out!
--Ow!
Look. You need to throw the ball
at our opponent's infield attackers.
What're infield attackers?
I never thought that Conny could be
even stupider than I imagined
Tsk. But at least this means no one
could be as ditzy as he is, right?
--Sasha! What're you doing?!
--We'll have to somehow get by with the remaining--
What am I doing? I'm eating ramen.
No, that's not what I meant.
Why are you eating it now?!
If it gets cold, it'll be a complete waste,
so I elected to eat it now.
No, that's not the point!
There's my opening! Take this!
Sasha! Watch out!
She dodged it?! Take this!
Take this!
I see! No one can disturb Sasha
while she's eating!
All the more reason that
I want her to use her hands!
Dammit! What a headache.
Don't we have any decent players?
Oh, that's right! Mikasa! She's definitely
Take this!
Such a fool! There's no way that a
hopeless ball like that could hit Mika--
What?! She's weak! Why?!
Why the hell is she so weak?!
The thing is, if Mikasa is separated
from Eren for too long on any given day,
her stats decrease to 30%
of her full capabilities.
Huh?! What the hell's that about?!
We live in a cruel world.
Melancholy so great
that you wouldn't believe she was
in elementary school until recently.
Wh-What the hell is with this team?
--The face-safe rule is
--An idiot who doesn't know the dodgeball rules
A girl who eats ramen
in the middle of the game
--And a girl who
--It's been a nice life.
--somehow or another is emitting a negative aura!
What the hell's going on?!
Dammit! We managed to win the first match,
but I never thought we'd struggle this much.
Yeah. If only Mikasa was in top form
Ah-choo!
Armin, what happened to your futon?
Well, Mikasa took it.
Sh-She's gotten worse
I don't know what to do anymore, either.
Okay!
Annie's team's playing.
The winner of this match
will be our next opponent, huh?
Christa!
You're safe.
Thank you, Ymir!
Marry me when this match is over.
Dammit!
Annie! Watch out!
Annie! Above you!
What the?
Take this!
Game over! Class 4, Team B wins!
Whaaaaaat?!
Th-There's no way that we could defeat them.
So this is what you call team play.
That's right. This is dodgeball.
Normally, people don't eat ramen
in the middle of a match!
Has the chee-burg bastard shown up yet?
If he doesn't show up by the time we fight,
I'm gonna tell Mr. Keith!
As it stands, we'll all become Titan food.
Eren, you idiot Hurry up
Show up already!
I'm late!
It's lunch time! Eat your lunch!
Annie I wanna ask you something.
Do you really like mozuku?
Why is she asking that question?!
Does she know chee-burg is my favorite?!
O-Of course.
Really?! I'm glad to hear that!
The thing is, mozuku is in my lunch today.
But I don't like it so I was hoping
that you'd eat it for me.
Oh, that was why No problem.
Annie
While you're at it,
would you eat my mozuku, too?
Mine, too.
Mine, too!
Mine, too.
I don't like it, either, so..
Mozuku tastes good! You should eat it!
We are in serious trouble.
As it stands, we're gonna become Titan food.
What a dull life this was.
If I'd known this would happen,
I would've said--
I've got a plan.
Huh?
You look exactly like Eren!
Whoa, Jean!
Stop it! No way I look like him!
You two have similar physiques
and have a typical villain's face
with evil eyes, so
What'd you say?!
Since you really look like Eren,
Mikasa might think you're him and liven up.
No. I don't feel Eren's spirit.
What?
So she decides based on
sensing his spirit and stuff?
Sorry to barge in!
It's about time for our match.
Chee-burg bastard had better be here.
--Yeah, Eren's here!
--Hey!
--Yeah, Eren's here!
I kinda don't think he was horse-faced.
What's your favorite food for lunch?
Huh? That'd be om-om.
Jean!
Oh, shoot! It's chee-burg!
Sorry! I overslept.
Eren, you son of a bitch!
Eren!
Ow!
My futon!
Mikasa! Now that I'm here,
things will be fine!
Tardiness isn't good.
Yes, ma'am.
You're finally here, chee-burg bastard!
I'll crush you with all my might!
Just bring it on! We will win!
At last, this is the championship match!
It'll be Class 4,
A versus Class 4 Team B!
Are you guys ready?!
Go fight!
I got it!
Annie!
Leave it to me!
Huh?
What Hey!
Eren's safe!
How agile she is!
To think that she changes this much
just because Eren's here!
I'm just getting started!
Eren's safe!
This time for su--
Eren's safe!
I don't care who it is.
I won't let anyone kill Eren.
Eren's safe!
Safe again.
Another safe.
Since Mikasa keeps catching the rebound,
he can't even get an out to leave the court.
H-How tragic
--Ow!
--Jean's out.
--Ow!
Ahh! All in all, Eren and
those two are the only ones left.
I'll end the match with this throw!
All right. Bring it on!
Th-That was an incredible technique.
If you like it so much,
I can teach you how to do it.
What? No, thanks.
It hurts when the ball hits me.
You don't have to be so modest.
Hey, Annie
Teach me how to do it, too.
I don't know. This is a technique for humans.
Whoa A dream match!
Okay, then! I'll bet all
the croquettes on Mikasa!
I'll bet strawberries!
I'll bet a herring. I hate herrings.
I'll bet meatballs!
I'll
Now, come at me any time!
Wai--!
Eren!
Annie Tell me
why you hate me so much.
Th-That's because
I'll tell you just one time,
so listen carefully.
You revealed that you like
chee-burg at the entrance ceremony,
so I couldn't tell anyone that
"I like cheese Hamburg steak" anymore.
I wanted to tell everyone.
So that's the reason why I lashed out at you.
So, that's it, you chee-burg idiot!
What's the problem? Why
don't you just say it?
Wha?!
In any case, I'm sorry about that.
We both like chee-burg. Let's get along.
Yeah.
Wonderful! They made up.
Yep.
What the hell is this?
Ow, ow, ow Huh? What's going on?
I finally memorized the ball-dodge rules!
She's out, right?! Right?! Right?!
Annie's out! Game over!
Let's dig in!
All right! I got a chee-burg in my lunch!
Oh nooooo! That was my only chee-burg today!
I forbid you to use the three-second rule.
Can I join you guys?
Sure, no problem.
That's
Yeah It was what I was
looking forward to most today, but
I'll give you one of mine.
Are you sure?!
This is really good!
Thanks, Annie.
No problem. But in return,
will you forget what I've do--
Eren, you should eat fish, too.
What're you doing, Mikasa?!
I'm not your little brother or your kid!
You have to eat.
I won't let you starve to death.
Eren, do you want another one?
Seriously?!
Eren, you should eat vegetables, too.
Eren!
These three might end
up in a love triangle
Wall Cleanup Club
Eren and the others were
forced to join a mysterious club.
Still unaware of what
to expect from the club,
they headed to their club activities
for the first time.
"Cleanup! Titan Junior High School"
When they arrived, what they saw there was