Battle Through the Heavens (2017) s01e03 Episode Script
Episode 3
1
Breath of fresh air, a quest to the top,
Breath of fresh air, a quest to the top,
Breath of fresh air, a quest to the top,
to soar through the heavens.
to soar through the heavens.
to soar through the heavens.
All the winds and clouds of the eight realms
All the winds and clouds of the eight realms
All the winds and clouds of the eight realms
are felt within my heart.
are felt within my heart.
are felt within my heart.
Don't bully the young and the poor,
Don't bully the young and the poor,
Don't bully the young and the poor,
for they'll be praised in the future.
for they'll be praised in the future.
for they'll be praised in the future.
The light of thunder will shine through the brightest of eyes
The light of thunder will shine through the brightest of eyes
The light of thunder will shine through the brightest of eyes
and the heroes will triumph together.
and the heroes will triumph together.
and the heroes will triumph together.
No one can predict where they'll be,
No one can predict where they'll be,
No one can predict where they'll be,
a thousand swords etched, a hundred times refined.
a thousand swords etched, a hundred times refined.
a thousand swords etched, a hundred times refined.
Looking all around, the mountains and rivers are vast,
Looking all around, the mountains and rivers are vast,
Looking all around, the mountains and rivers are vast,
the world is mine.
the world is mine.
the world is mine.
Restore your wings, spark the dream in your eyes, the fire in your heart
Restore your wings, spark the dream in your eyes, the fire in your heart
Restore your wings, spark the dream in your eyes, the fire in your heart
that keeps going on and on.
that keeps going on and on.
that keeps going on and on.
Through rain, the wind, and the hardship.
Through rain, the wind, and the hardship.
Through rain, the wind, and the hardship.
When the dark clouds clear, we'll fly to the heavens,
When the dark clouds clear, we'll fly to the heavens,
When the dark clouds clear, we'll fly to the heavens,
to reach the sky with my hands.
to reach the sky with my hands.
to reach the sky with my hands.
I'll live up to my dream, with this body I'll take on the world.
I'll live up to my dream, with this body I'll take on the world.
I'll live up to my dream, with this body I'll take on the world.
EPISODE 3 - Spiritual Elixir
Brother Xiao Yan.
I'm sure I said something about leaving me alone.
So Brother Xiao Yan doesn't need Xun'er to comfort him?
With all that's happened,
one has to grow up, right?
These past three years, my life has been a mess.
But luckily,
I've had you by my side.
Thank you.
If it means getting you back on your feet again
Xun'er will always be by Brother Xiao Yan's side.
Cheeky little
Oh ya, Xun'er
Do you
have some spare money?
Money?
Does Brother Xiao Yan need money?
I need to buy some stuff.
But I don't want to trouble father,
so I thought I'd ask you for help.
I promise I'll pay you back!
Brother Xiao Yan, how much do you need?
Is 1,000 gold coins enough?
I'm afraid it's not enough, but it'll do.
Then
how about this?
Enough?
A Five-Line Purple Gold Card.
This would be more than enough, but-
I'm more than happy to help Brother Xiao Yan,
but I do ask a favour in return.
What is it?
To let Xun'er accompany
Brother Xiao Yan when he goes shopping.
This is the place.
SUPER HERBS
(T/N - Sign actually says "Su Pa Zhai" in Pinyin - 苏帕斋 in simplified Chinese)
Thank you for coming.
Greetings, I'm a shop assistant of this drugstore.
Is there anything I can help you with?
Don't you know who we are?
I'm new here,
so I don't know many customers yet.
We're from the Xiao Family,
and we're regulars here.
You're the Xiao Family's Young Master and Lady.
A Purple Gold Card!
Please do come in.
Brother Xiao Yan, shall we?
If you're looking for herbs,
you've come to the right place!
Because of our close relationship with the auction house,
one can find almost all known herbs here in our shop.
We even have Netherworld Blood Crystals.
Netherworld Blood Crystals
I can't believe you have those.
Netherworld Blood Crystals?
What're they?
Have you not heard of them?
They're an extremely rare item in the entire Dou Qi Continent.
-I'll tell you more later.
Now then, what can I get the both of you today?
Three 20-year-old Purple Leaved Orchids,
and two ageless Bone Washing Flowers.
Don't wrap it up,
we want to check its quality.
Understood.
This little girl is smart!
I'll check the potency of the herbs later.
OK
Three 20-year-old Purple Leaved Orchids,
and two ageless Bone Washing Flowers.
They're good.
That comes to 1,900 gold coins.
Here's the invoice, please check it.
Master Xiao Yan, do you mind me asking
what you intend to do with these exotic herbs?
I do.
Let's go, Brother Xiao Yan.
Thank you, come again.
Thank you.
That guy seems to be somewhat suspicious.
Agreed, it's unusual for anyone in this market to not recognise us.
Pretending not to know us
must be an attempt to extract information.
Good thing your Purple Gold Card
kept him in check.
Either way, the herbs looks genuine.
They are indeed good,
but I never expected to spend almost 2,000 gold coins on these five herbs.
Then you'd be shocked if I told you
how much Netherworld Blood Crystals costs.
I'd rather not know then.
Where should we go next?
Let me see.
We continue along here,
then turn left at the second fork in the road,
Then
It's that guy.
He's talking to Jia Lie's people.
It doesn't look like small talk either.
I've a bad feeling about this too.
Let's get out of here.
--What a surprise!
It's Miss Xun'er and the Xiao Family's
young master who is no longer engaged, right?
What do you mean?
It's a divorce!
This loser doesn't look like he could cause any trouble.
Isn't the Patriarch being too cautious?
Let's find out.
Avoid fighting with them!
Just walk away.
Xun'er, let's go.
They're about to run, stop them!
Move it! Get out of our way!
SPLITTING MOUNTAIN PALM!
--My cart!
They've blended into the crowd!
Go and tell the young master!
Are you OK, Brother Xiao Yan?
I'm OK.
Just catching my breath.
I didn't expect Jia Lie's old fart to be so desperate!
This place is crawling with his people.
The shop I was planning to go to
is in this part of the market.
Looks like we'll have to find another shop.
If it's a shop that belongs to the Xiao family Market,
then we should be fine.
This way then.
I'm so sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
Master Jia Lie Ao!
I meant no disrespect!
You look scared.
Am I that intimidating?
--Out of the way!
--Get out of the way!
Master!
What are you doing here?
Master, we lost them.
You let them escape!?
You baffoons!
Mercy, please have mercy Master!
Master,
Just now, our informant at Super Herbs said
Xiao Yan bought nearly 2,000 gold coins worth of herbs.
What? Has the Xiao Family
hired an alchemist?
Not sure, sir.
The informant didn't find out.
Then it's all the more important we find Xiao Yan!
How annoying!
When my father takes over the market,
he'll get rid of all these useless bastards!
Monster beast cores are an essential ingredient in pill-making.
Look here, Third Young Master.
This is the Rank 1, Wood-type Monster core you asked for.
It may be the lowest rank of all the Monster cores
but you can already feel the fierce energy it contains.
So this is a Monster Beast Core.
I've heard that there are many mercenary groups
in the Magic Beast Mountain ranges outside the city
who hunt beasts for their cores for a living.
-It all depends on luck.
The beasts themselves are vicious and cunning,
and not every one of them has a core.
I've heard of mercenaries spending a month in the mountains
and killing hundreds of beasts without getting a single core.
Beast cores are indeed rare,
but to not find one in a hundred is a bit of an exaggeration, isn't it?
Truly miss,
we're doing business within
the Xiao Family's market, we wouldn't-
What was that?
Something's happened at the market.
Brother Xiao Yan!
Xun'er, please pay for the Beast core and head home!
I'll see what's going on!
What's going on?
Young Master Xiao Yan!
Two members of the Jia Lie family
suddenly came to our market to cause trouble.
They're disrupting business there.
You go and inform the guards.
I'll go and take a look.
Yes, sir.
What's taking so long?
I need to shit.
I'm going to the toilet.
You keep an eye on things.
If we wait any longer,
the Xiao Family's guards will be here.
Calm down, our honoured guests will be here soon.
Fine, go then.
Let's see how tough you are now.
I'll go deal with your friend in the toilet first,
then I'll come back to take you away
Oh hey
Your visit to the toilet was pretty quick!
The Xiao's 3rd Young Master,
no need to be afraid.
Our Young Master just wants to have tea with you.
Tea with Jia Lie Ao?
I don't think so!
Xiao's 3rd Young Master,
I thought you may have some
secret technique up your sleeve.
-Master!
I never expected that you rely on
childish games like hide and seek.
I can't imagine what it'll be like
when you challenge Nalan Yanran in three years' time!
Brother Xiao Yan!
Alas Miss Xun'er to the rescue.
Don't you think you're wasting your time being with such a loser?
How about you be my woman?
I promise to take good care of you.
Jia Lie Ao, I won't
let you lay a finger on Xun'er!
You won't?
What a joke!
I'm better suited to marry her
compared to a weakling like you.
Who would marry an asshole like you?
Miss Xun'er, you speak too soon.
-Master, the Xiao Family guards are here!
What buzzkills!
Let's go!
I'll see you later, Miss Xun'er!
Are you saying that
the Yun Lan Sect didn't come to help?
That's right!
We even made a huge scene.
They just didn't show any interest.
Looks like
they really have cut all ties.
As for Xiao Yan himself,
he's just a small and insignificant player.
Even with the help of an alchemist,
there's nothing he can do.
Hmm?
Did you say an alchemist?
Yes.
Xiao Yan seems to have one with him.
That's not good.
Even if Xiao Yan could not defeat Nalan Yanran in three years' time,
having an alchemist could still make it difficult
for us to deal with the Xiao Family.
What should we do?!
The only we can do,
get to the root of the problem.
You're materialising Dou Qi.
(Dou Qi = Fighting or Spirit Energy)
Even my father can't do that!
I'll only show you what to do this one time.
You'll need to take note of how I manipulate my Dou Qi.
So this is a nourishing spiritual elixir.
It looks difficult to make.
There's no rush.
You need to learn the basics.
I think
I may have figured it out.
You really are materilising a flame!
Yes!
It's somewhat strange that a
3rd-stage Dou Zhi can create flames.
(Dou Zhi = Fighting Disciple = 1st level)
But, no harm trying.
First, try to gather the Dou Qi together.
Can you do it, Xiao Yan?
I think so.
Next, you want to focus it all onto your palm.
No, it's all falling apart.
Looks like you failed this time.
But it's not bad that
you've already achieved this much.
You're not looking too good,
go get some rest.
Xiao Yan,
can you hear me?
Xiao Yan?
Xiao Yan?
Xiao Yan?!
I wander in cold dreams
I wander in cold dreams
I wander in cold dreams
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
its warmth flows through my heart.
its warmth flows through my heart.
its warmth flows through my heart.
My love from the past,
My love from the past,
My love from the past,
whom I can't hold hands with,
whom I can't hold hands with,
whom I can't hold hands with,
that young man is fading away.
that young man is fading away.
that young man is fading away.
So I look to tomorrow,
So I look to tomorrow,
So I look to tomorrow,
and hope you appear to me.
and hope you appear to me.
and hope you appear to me.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
I wish I could turn back time,
I wish I could turn back time,
I wish I could turn back time,
so I may touch the sight of you.
so I may touch the sight of you.
so I may touch the sight of you.
BATTLE OF THE ORZ
It's now time for the Battle of the Orz show!
I'm your host, Jia Lie Bi!
Today's topic is Male heart throbs
and how to become one!
I'm here!
Xiao Yan, why are you here?
I'm a heart throb!
Isn't today's topic specially meant for me?
You?!
Wait-a-minute!
You're not on the guest list!
Look for yourself.
Special guest
Jia Lie Ao?
Heart throb! Heart throb! Heart throb!
Son.
You're here.
You're a heart throb?!
Aren't I?
And you're the only guest today?!
Why not?
Old man Bi!
You're favouring your own son!
Why aren't you interviewing me?
You don't even have enough hair to be a heart throb.
Just wait a few more years.
My son is making his debut in
Battle Through the Heavens.
While is role is small,
his fan base has increased overnight!
From 20,000 to 600,000!
Can you compete to such phenomenal growth?
Xiao Yan,
This isn't Battle Through the Heavens.
You play a loser on the Battle Through the Heavens show.
Since you're here,
just sit down and listen quietly!
I feel like I'm being trolled again.
Mr Heart Throb, may I ask how old you are?
I'm
Old man is asking your age!
Aren't you father and son?!
I
I'm asking the audience's questions.
You ask about my age?
No comment.
Over 90
Everyone knows the much.
Let's continue with the questions.
What's your favourite colour, Mr Heart Throb.
Guess!
I can tell by the colour of your hair!
It's red!
The internet says you're dating 10 actresses at the same time,
Is this true?
No comment.
That's a pitiful answer!
That's what heart throbs say.
It's call class!
Which of the many actresses do you like the most?
That's all just for show.
but
There is one girl that I can't get enough of.
And her name is?
Xiao Xun'er!!!
Bullshit!
Xun'er is mine!
Your whole Xiao Family is almost mine!
You bastard!
No, don't!
Stop that now!
Your questions today
they don't relate to the theme of how to be a heart throb?
Of course they do!
The key points to a transforming a man into a heart throb are
his tastes, his preferences, and his likes and dislikes.
To get to know a man from all angles,
you have to jump to the details!
It's all a set-up.
Continuing with our questions,
Based on the Internet, is it true that you've had plastic surgery?
No comment.
Still no comment?
I have an old picture of him.
Look!
He used to be bald.
No chin, no teeth, and his mouth was turned out!
There was a big bruise on the side of his eye.
He was as ugly as he could be.
Now he uses a mask to hide it all.
Those who don't know him would think he's being cool.
In fact, he's just hiding his ugliness.
Xiao Yan, that's enough!
Why do you always expose me?
I'm just speaking the truth.
Guards! Guards!
Get him out of here!
Now!
I'm disappointed by this father-son hypocritical and pretentious screen hogging!
Very disappointed!
Not only have you failed to satisfy the viewers' curiosity,
you're also affecting the show's ratings.
What did you say!
Especially you!
You know full well what your son is about,
yet you pretended to ask questions.
The questions were all nonsense.
And the answers were insincere!
What do you want?
I want to be the host!
My questions will speak for the audience.
You want to host?
The audience will not agree.
Xiao Yan hosts! Xiao Yan hosts! Xiao Yan hosts! Xiao Yan hosts!
Do you hear that?
The audience has spoken!
I don't accept!
You don't?
Doesn't matter!
Time for a commercial break.
Time is short,
so we'll be back soon!
Co-produced by Tencent Video ReadWrite Group.
The 1st session of Q Version's Battle Through of the Orz show is now on air.
Battle of the Orz!
This is the most fantastical continent in the world.
It has the most senseless love story,
the most intriguing celebrity stories,
the most confusing feuds.
Stay tuned for more behind the scenes of Battle Through The Heavens!
I really don't get it.
You're not as attractive as me,
so how are you a heart throb?
Actually, it so easy to be one.
Tell me, tell me!
I want to be one too!
Have a guess.
There's really only one requirement for being a heart throb.
What is it?!
money!
money?
If you have money, you can go abroad for plastic surgery.
Hire an agency to promote.
Hire a writer to create a story.
Hand out Hong Paos and buy fans.
(Hong Pao = Red packets containing money)
Then you'll be a heart throb overnight!
How much money does it take?
2,000.
Xun'er!
Brother Xiao Yan,
What is it?
-It's Xun'errrrrr.
Loan me 1,000 gold coins please.
Here!
With this 2,000
I can be a heart throb too!
Brother Xiao Yan,
aren't you using this money to buy herbs?
Why do I need to buy herbs
when I'm about to be a heart throb?
Idiot!
What can you buy with 2,000 gold coins?
I'm meant 20 million gold coins.
20 million gold coins?!
Trolled again!
BATTLE OF THE ORZ
Breath of fresh air, a quest to the top,
Breath of fresh air, a quest to the top,
Breath of fresh air, a quest to the top,
to soar through the heavens.
to soar through the heavens.
to soar through the heavens.
All the winds and clouds of the eight realms
All the winds and clouds of the eight realms
All the winds and clouds of the eight realms
are felt within my heart.
are felt within my heart.
are felt within my heart.
Don't bully the young and the poor,
Don't bully the young and the poor,
Don't bully the young and the poor,
for they'll be praised in the future.
for they'll be praised in the future.
for they'll be praised in the future.
The light of thunder will shine through the brightest of eyes
The light of thunder will shine through the brightest of eyes
The light of thunder will shine through the brightest of eyes
and the heroes will triumph together.
and the heroes will triumph together.
and the heroes will triumph together.
No one can predict where they'll be,
No one can predict where they'll be,
No one can predict where they'll be,
a thousand swords etched, a hundred times refined.
a thousand swords etched, a hundred times refined.
a thousand swords etched, a hundred times refined.
Looking all around, the mountains and rivers are vast,
Looking all around, the mountains and rivers are vast,
Looking all around, the mountains and rivers are vast,
the world is mine.
the world is mine.
the world is mine.
Restore your wings, spark the dream in your eyes, the fire in your heart
Restore your wings, spark the dream in your eyes, the fire in your heart
Restore your wings, spark the dream in your eyes, the fire in your heart
that keeps going on and on.
that keeps going on and on.
that keeps going on and on.
Through rain, the wind, and the hardship.
Through rain, the wind, and the hardship.
Through rain, the wind, and the hardship.
When the dark clouds clear, we'll fly to the heavens,
When the dark clouds clear, we'll fly to the heavens,
When the dark clouds clear, we'll fly to the heavens,
to reach the sky with my hands.
to reach the sky with my hands.
to reach the sky with my hands.
I'll live up to my dream, with this body I'll take on the world.
I'll live up to my dream, with this body I'll take on the world.
I'll live up to my dream, with this body I'll take on the world.
EPISODE 3 - Spiritual Elixir
Brother Xiao Yan.
I'm sure I said something about leaving me alone.
So Brother Xiao Yan doesn't need Xun'er to comfort him?
With all that's happened,
one has to grow up, right?
These past three years, my life has been a mess.
But luckily,
I've had you by my side.
Thank you.
If it means getting you back on your feet again
Xun'er will always be by Brother Xiao Yan's side.
Cheeky little
Oh ya, Xun'er
Do you
have some spare money?
Money?
Does Brother Xiao Yan need money?
I need to buy some stuff.
But I don't want to trouble father,
so I thought I'd ask you for help.
I promise I'll pay you back!
Brother Xiao Yan, how much do you need?
Is 1,000 gold coins enough?
I'm afraid it's not enough, but it'll do.
Then
how about this?
Enough?
A Five-Line Purple Gold Card.
This would be more than enough, but-
I'm more than happy to help Brother Xiao Yan,
but I do ask a favour in return.
What is it?
To let Xun'er accompany
Brother Xiao Yan when he goes shopping.
This is the place.
SUPER HERBS
(T/N - Sign actually says "Su Pa Zhai" in Pinyin - 苏帕斋 in simplified Chinese)
Thank you for coming.
Greetings, I'm a shop assistant of this drugstore.
Is there anything I can help you with?
Don't you know who we are?
I'm new here,
so I don't know many customers yet.
We're from the Xiao Family,
and we're regulars here.
You're the Xiao Family's Young Master and Lady.
A Purple Gold Card!
Please do come in.
Brother Xiao Yan, shall we?
If you're looking for herbs,
you've come to the right place!
Because of our close relationship with the auction house,
one can find almost all known herbs here in our shop.
We even have Netherworld Blood Crystals.
Netherworld Blood Crystals
I can't believe you have those.
Netherworld Blood Crystals?
What're they?
Have you not heard of them?
They're an extremely rare item in the entire Dou Qi Continent.
-I'll tell you more later.
Now then, what can I get the both of you today?
Three 20-year-old Purple Leaved Orchids,
and two ageless Bone Washing Flowers.
Don't wrap it up,
we want to check its quality.
Understood.
This little girl is smart!
I'll check the potency of the herbs later.
OK
Three 20-year-old Purple Leaved Orchids,
and two ageless Bone Washing Flowers.
They're good.
That comes to 1,900 gold coins.
Here's the invoice, please check it.
Master Xiao Yan, do you mind me asking
what you intend to do with these exotic herbs?
I do.
Let's go, Brother Xiao Yan.
Thank you, come again.
Thank you.
That guy seems to be somewhat suspicious.
Agreed, it's unusual for anyone in this market to not recognise us.
Pretending not to know us
must be an attempt to extract information.
Good thing your Purple Gold Card
kept him in check.
Either way, the herbs looks genuine.
They are indeed good,
but I never expected to spend almost 2,000 gold coins on these five herbs.
Then you'd be shocked if I told you
how much Netherworld Blood Crystals costs.
I'd rather not know then.
Where should we go next?
Let me see.
We continue along here,
then turn left at the second fork in the road,
Then
It's that guy.
He's talking to Jia Lie's people.
It doesn't look like small talk either.
I've a bad feeling about this too.
Let's get out of here.
--What a surprise!
It's Miss Xun'er and the Xiao Family's
young master who is no longer engaged, right?
What do you mean?
It's a divorce!
This loser doesn't look like he could cause any trouble.
Isn't the Patriarch being too cautious?
Let's find out.
Avoid fighting with them!
Just walk away.
Xun'er, let's go.
They're about to run, stop them!
Move it! Get out of our way!
SPLITTING MOUNTAIN PALM!
--My cart!
They've blended into the crowd!
Go and tell the young master!
Are you OK, Brother Xiao Yan?
I'm OK.
Just catching my breath.
I didn't expect Jia Lie's old fart to be so desperate!
This place is crawling with his people.
The shop I was planning to go to
is in this part of the market.
Looks like we'll have to find another shop.
If it's a shop that belongs to the Xiao family Market,
then we should be fine.
This way then.
I'm so sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
Master Jia Lie Ao!
I meant no disrespect!
You look scared.
Am I that intimidating?
--Out of the way!
--Get out of the way!
Master!
What are you doing here?
Master, we lost them.
You let them escape!?
You baffoons!
Mercy, please have mercy Master!
Master,
Just now, our informant at Super Herbs said
Xiao Yan bought nearly 2,000 gold coins worth of herbs.
What? Has the Xiao Family
hired an alchemist?
Not sure, sir.
The informant didn't find out.
Then it's all the more important we find Xiao Yan!
How annoying!
When my father takes over the market,
he'll get rid of all these useless bastards!
Monster beast cores are an essential ingredient in pill-making.
Look here, Third Young Master.
This is the Rank 1, Wood-type Monster core you asked for.
It may be the lowest rank of all the Monster cores
but you can already feel the fierce energy it contains.
So this is a Monster Beast Core.
I've heard that there are many mercenary groups
in the Magic Beast Mountain ranges outside the city
who hunt beasts for their cores for a living.
-It all depends on luck.
The beasts themselves are vicious and cunning,
and not every one of them has a core.
I've heard of mercenaries spending a month in the mountains
and killing hundreds of beasts without getting a single core.
Beast cores are indeed rare,
but to not find one in a hundred is a bit of an exaggeration, isn't it?
Truly miss,
we're doing business within
the Xiao Family's market, we wouldn't-
What was that?
Something's happened at the market.
Brother Xiao Yan!
Xun'er, please pay for the Beast core and head home!
I'll see what's going on!
What's going on?
Young Master Xiao Yan!
Two members of the Jia Lie family
suddenly came to our market to cause trouble.
They're disrupting business there.
You go and inform the guards.
I'll go and take a look.
Yes, sir.
What's taking so long?
I need to shit.
I'm going to the toilet.
You keep an eye on things.
If we wait any longer,
the Xiao Family's guards will be here.
Calm down, our honoured guests will be here soon.
Fine, go then.
Let's see how tough you are now.
I'll go deal with your friend in the toilet first,
then I'll come back to take you away
Oh hey
Your visit to the toilet was pretty quick!
The Xiao's 3rd Young Master,
no need to be afraid.
Our Young Master just wants to have tea with you.
Tea with Jia Lie Ao?
I don't think so!
Xiao's 3rd Young Master,
I thought you may have some
secret technique up your sleeve.
-Master!
I never expected that you rely on
childish games like hide and seek.
I can't imagine what it'll be like
when you challenge Nalan Yanran in three years' time!
Brother Xiao Yan!
Alas Miss Xun'er to the rescue.
Don't you think you're wasting your time being with such a loser?
How about you be my woman?
I promise to take good care of you.
Jia Lie Ao, I won't
let you lay a finger on Xun'er!
You won't?
What a joke!
I'm better suited to marry her
compared to a weakling like you.
Who would marry an asshole like you?
Miss Xun'er, you speak too soon.
-Master, the Xiao Family guards are here!
What buzzkills!
Let's go!
I'll see you later, Miss Xun'er!
Are you saying that
the Yun Lan Sect didn't come to help?
That's right!
We even made a huge scene.
They just didn't show any interest.
Looks like
they really have cut all ties.
As for Xiao Yan himself,
he's just a small and insignificant player.
Even with the help of an alchemist,
there's nothing he can do.
Hmm?
Did you say an alchemist?
Yes.
Xiao Yan seems to have one with him.
That's not good.
Even if Xiao Yan could not defeat Nalan Yanran in three years' time,
having an alchemist could still make it difficult
for us to deal with the Xiao Family.
What should we do?!
The only we can do,
get to the root of the problem.
You're materialising Dou Qi.
(Dou Qi = Fighting or Spirit Energy)
Even my father can't do that!
I'll only show you what to do this one time.
You'll need to take note of how I manipulate my Dou Qi.
So this is a nourishing spiritual elixir.
It looks difficult to make.
There's no rush.
You need to learn the basics.
I think
I may have figured it out.
You really are materilising a flame!
Yes!
It's somewhat strange that a
3rd-stage Dou Zhi can create flames.
(Dou Zhi = Fighting Disciple = 1st level)
But, no harm trying.
First, try to gather the Dou Qi together.
Can you do it, Xiao Yan?
I think so.
Next, you want to focus it all onto your palm.
No, it's all falling apart.
Looks like you failed this time.
But it's not bad that
you've already achieved this much.
You're not looking too good,
go get some rest.
Xiao Yan,
can you hear me?
Xiao Yan?
Xiao Yan?
Xiao Yan?!
I wander in cold dreams
I wander in cold dreams
I wander in cold dreams
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
its warmth flows through my heart.
its warmth flows through my heart.
its warmth flows through my heart.
My love from the past,
My love from the past,
My love from the past,
whom I can't hold hands with,
whom I can't hold hands with,
whom I can't hold hands with,
that young man is fading away.
that young man is fading away.
that young man is fading away.
So I look to tomorrow,
So I look to tomorrow,
So I look to tomorrow,
and hope you appear to me.
and hope you appear to me.
and hope you appear to me.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
I wish I could turn back time,
I wish I could turn back time,
I wish I could turn back time,
so I may touch the sight of you.
so I may touch the sight of you.
so I may touch the sight of you.
BATTLE OF THE ORZ
It's now time for the Battle of the Orz show!
I'm your host, Jia Lie Bi!
Today's topic is Male heart throbs
and how to become one!
I'm here!
Xiao Yan, why are you here?
I'm a heart throb!
Isn't today's topic specially meant for me?
You?!
Wait-a-minute!
You're not on the guest list!
Look for yourself.
Special guest
Jia Lie Ao?
Heart throb! Heart throb! Heart throb!
Son.
You're here.
You're a heart throb?!
Aren't I?
And you're the only guest today?!
Why not?
Old man Bi!
You're favouring your own son!
Why aren't you interviewing me?
You don't even have enough hair to be a heart throb.
Just wait a few more years.
My son is making his debut in
Battle Through the Heavens.
While is role is small,
his fan base has increased overnight!
From 20,000 to 600,000!
Can you compete to such phenomenal growth?
Xiao Yan,
This isn't Battle Through the Heavens.
You play a loser on the Battle Through the Heavens show.
Since you're here,
just sit down and listen quietly!
I feel like I'm being trolled again.
Mr Heart Throb, may I ask how old you are?
I'm
Old man is asking your age!
Aren't you father and son?!
I
I'm asking the audience's questions.
You ask about my age?
No comment.
Over 90
Everyone knows the much.
Let's continue with the questions.
What's your favourite colour, Mr Heart Throb.
Guess!
I can tell by the colour of your hair!
It's red!
The internet says you're dating 10 actresses at the same time,
Is this true?
No comment.
That's a pitiful answer!
That's what heart throbs say.
It's call class!
Which of the many actresses do you like the most?
That's all just for show.
but
There is one girl that I can't get enough of.
And her name is?
Xiao Xun'er!!!
Bullshit!
Xun'er is mine!
Your whole Xiao Family is almost mine!
You bastard!
No, don't!
Stop that now!
Your questions today
they don't relate to the theme of how to be a heart throb?
Of course they do!
The key points to a transforming a man into a heart throb are
his tastes, his preferences, and his likes and dislikes.
To get to know a man from all angles,
you have to jump to the details!
It's all a set-up.
Continuing with our questions,
Based on the Internet, is it true that you've had plastic surgery?
No comment.
Still no comment?
I have an old picture of him.
Look!
He used to be bald.
No chin, no teeth, and his mouth was turned out!
There was a big bruise on the side of his eye.
He was as ugly as he could be.
Now he uses a mask to hide it all.
Those who don't know him would think he's being cool.
In fact, he's just hiding his ugliness.
Xiao Yan, that's enough!
Why do you always expose me?
I'm just speaking the truth.
Guards! Guards!
Get him out of here!
Now!
I'm disappointed by this father-son hypocritical and pretentious screen hogging!
Very disappointed!
Not only have you failed to satisfy the viewers' curiosity,
you're also affecting the show's ratings.
What did you say!
Especially you!
You know full well what your son is about,
yet you pretended to ask questions.
The questions were all nonsense.
And the answers were insincere!
What do you want?
I want to be the host!
My questions will speak for the audience.
You want to host?
The audience will not agree.
Xiao Yan hosts! Xiao Yan hosts! Xiao Yan hosts! Xiao Yan hosts!
Do you hear that?
The audience has spoken!
I don't accept!
You don't?
Doesn't matter!
Time for a commercial break.
Time is short,
so we'll be back soon!
Co-produced by Tencent Video ReadWrite Group.
The 1st session of Q Version's Battle Through of the Orz show is now on air.
Battle of the Orz!
This is the most fantastical continent in the world.
It has the most senseless love story,
the most intriguing celebrity stories,
the most confusing feuds.
Stay tuned for more behind the scenes of Battle Through The Heavens!
I really don't get it.
You're not as attractive as me,
so how are you a heart throb?
Actually, it so easy to be one.
Tell me, tell me!
I want to be one too!
Have a guess.
There's really only one requirement for being a heart throb.
What is it?!
money!
money?
If you have money, you can go abroad for plastic surgery.
Hire an agency to promote.
Hire a writer to create a story.
Hand out Hong Paos and buy fans.
(Hong Pao = Red packets containing money)
Then you'll be a heart throb overnight!
How much money does it take?
2,000.
Xun'er!
Brother Xiao Yan,
What is it?
-It's Xun'errrrrr.
Loan me 1,000 gold coins please.
Here!
With this 2,000
I can be a heart throb too!
Brother Xiao Yan,
aren't you using this money to buy herbs?
Why do I need to buy herbs
when I'm about to be a heart throb?
Idiot!
What can you buy with 2,000 gold coins?
I'm meant 20 million gold coins.
20 million gold coins?!
Trolled again!
BATTLE OF THE ORZ