Batwheels (2022) s01e03 Episode Script

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Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪
Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪
If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪
They're the Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪
[Batmobile] Up in the air.
[male TV host]
And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for.
Tonight's winner
of Gotham's Finest Starsis
-[sound distorts]
-[all gasp]
[Redbird] What happened?
Wait. Who won?
MOE, switch it back.
Oh, this is on every channel.
I can't even turn it off!
Don't touch that dial, Gotham,
because I've taken control
of your screens.
All of them. [laughs wickedly]
[gasps] The Penguin.
Forget Gotham's Finest Stars.
Those tasteless fools wouldn't
even let me on the show.
But no one is blocking
my spotlight tonight.
Thanks to the signal stealer
on my Ducky dirigible,
everyone in Gotham
gets to watch
the incredible talent
of The Penguin.
And that's all
they get to watch.
On every channel.
Forever!
[laughing maniacally]
[MOE] That's low,
even for Penguin!
[computer beeping]
Batman, police headquarters
is trying to reach you,
but the Penguin's broadcast
is blocking their signal.
Then we better get that
pompous puffin off the air.
Is the Batwing charged up?
All set, boss.
Go burst that blimp.
I shall begin tonight
with a rousing little number
from Cobblepot, the Musical!
The blimp where it happened
The blimp where it happened ♪
No one else was in the blimp
Where it happened ♪
Ugh! Talk about
an inflated ego.
Batcomputer, can you show me
Batwing's wing cam
so I can see what's happening?
Good idea, Bam.
As team leader, you can still
help by giving her some advice.
[airplane hissing]
Switching to Auto Control
and engaging Bat-Glider.
[beeps]
Batman's away.
He's heading down
to Penguin's blimp.
Wing, you should fly
down with him,
in case he needs backup.
-But the clouds
-[Batmobile] He might need you.
Roger that, team leader.
Wait. I lost sight of Batman.
Where'd he [gasps] Oh, no!
[grunts]
Oh, great!
[gasps] Batman!
[loud boom]
[grunts]
Look where I am♪
I'm in the blimp
Where it happened ♪
[The Penguin]
Well, well, well
Yeah.
It appears we have
a very special guest star.
And that, my friends,
is the magic
of live television!
[laughs cunningly]
My engine's toast!
Gotta make
an emergency landing!
Oh, no! She hates
emergency landings.
[Batwing] I hate
emergency landings.
-[crashes]
-[Batwing] Ow.
Is Wing gonna be okay?
Of course, I am.
She was damaged in the crash.
MOE just needs
a little time to repair her.
Is there anything I can do?
I'll get fresh oil.
I'll donate my batteries.
You let me worry about Wing.
Right now Batman's
stuck up there
with that juggling jailbird,
and the team needs
you to save him.
Me?
No, [stutters] I I can't.
Sure you can.
Those flying upgrades
I installed on you
work perfectly now.
Just say the word
and we'll put 'em right on!
You're the leader, Bam.
We're counting on you
to take charge.
Yeah, just tell us what to do.
You don't understand.
It was my bad leadership
that got Batman captured
and made Wing crash.
I can't let that happen again.
What are you saying, Bam?
That I'm no team leader.
Better off with me
just sitting this one out.
[all] But, Bam
-We can't.
-We need you.
[sighs]
Sorry.
Next up,
the story of my life, performed
in interpretive dance.
Hit it!
[loud music playing]
Ah!
Holy hot hair!
[grunts]
We have to get up there
and help Batman.
-How?
-I don't know.
And it looks like we can't
ask Bam what to do.
[gasps] I've got it.
Oh, shoot, I lost it.
Oh, oh! I got it again.
Follow me.
[motor revving]
See, with these wings,
I can fly up and save Batman.
I think you should have
had MOE install those.
He's busy helping Batwing.
Go for it, Buff.
[grunting]
It worked! I'm flying!
Look at me. I'm a bird!
[Bibi] Uh Buff.
[wings flapping]
[chuckling softly] I don't
think that's high enough
to reach the Penguin's blimp.
-Oh!
-[soft thud]
Hmm. Maybe we should
try something else.
Wait. I know.
This is gonna be a sure thing.
Yeah, I'm sure
this is going to fail.
Three, two, one, fire!
Whoo-hoo!
[Bibi] I'm flying. I'm flying.
[loud splash]
[Bibi] I'm swimming. [gurgles]
-It looks It looks, uh
-[both chuckle]
I know it's not great,
but it's the only other
idea I've got.
What do you think, Bam?
I don't know. Don't ask me.
[sighs wearily] Never mind.
Here goes nothing.
[laughs]
[gasps]
[thuds]
[chuckles sheepishly]
Ugh!
Let's face it.
Without Bam,
we're just not sure
how to rescue Batman.
I can do this
all night, Gotham.
And I intend to.
[laughs wickedly]
[Batman grunts]
[buzzer chimes]
-Hey.
-Hey!
You're dragging down
my audience, Bat-bore.
Time to write you
out of the show.
[amusing instrumental music
playing]
Really? Walking the plank?
So cliche.
[exhales]
Tailpipes!
He's making Batman
walk the plank.
We've got to get up there.
[MOE] Check it out.
Look who's ready to fly again.
[Redbird, Bibi] Wing,
you're back.
Are you okay?
Never better.
But I'm not sure
how to save Batman.
I'm going to need some help.
A plan.
I know I should do something,
but what if I mess up again?
Making mistakes
is part of being a leader.
But you shouldn't forget
all the good things
you've done as well.
Yeah, Batman would have never
caught Toyman without you.
And that plan you came up
with to catch the Ducky boat
was the best.
I guess I haven't been
that bad of a leader.
So what do you say?
I say
let's strap on those wings.
-Yes.
-All right!
You go!
[The Penguin] Well, Batman,
you've had a good run,
but I work better
as a solo act.
Time to take
the plunge, Batman.
And to go along with that
fireworks!
That's it. Now let's give
our audience and Batman
a big finale.
[laughs maliciously]
[grunts]
Come on, Wing. Come on, Bam.
[thrilling instrumental music
playing]
Oh! [grunts]
We need a plan.
One that doesn't involve
flying through fireworks
I think I might have a plan,
but it's gonna take
some expert flying.
-So it'll be up to you, Wing.
-You got it!
Okay. It starts with you
distracting The Penguin.
First, you'll peel away
and start skywriting
Ready?
Aim! [gasps]
Look, it's me.
Glorious me!
What a perfect ending
to my show.
Hey, hey, which one
of you guys did that?
Was it Steve?
-Brian? It was you.
-[chattering]
You're on, Bam!
[thrilling instrumental music
playing]
What?
[gasps]
Disengage Auto Control.
Going to manual.
[gasps] Get him!
-Go, Batman!
-Yay, Bam!
Now that's entertainment!
[thrilling instrumental music
playing]
[gasps] Ah! Ha-ha-ha.
You couldn't hit the
broad side of a blimp!
[blimp bursts]
Oh!
Then again, maybe you can.
Ah, oh, oh, oh!
[chittering]
[squealing]
One side! Coming through!
Move it! Hey! Move it!
[squeaking]
Fear not, loyal viewers,
you haven't seen the last of
Whoa, whoa. Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa
I'm saved!
Ah, maybe not.
Your show's been canceled.
Oh, the humanity!
[newscaster] And that was
Batman, earlier tonight,
taking Penguin
off the air for good,
but his evil parachuting
penguins remain at large.
Charge up the Batwing.
We've got some clean-up to do.
Any more advice, team leader?
I might have
some ideas for you.
Just relax. I got this.
What do you think, huh?
Not too shabby.
Watch this. Up! Up
And whoa! Yikes!
[MOE screaming] Ow!
[MOE] I'm okay.
[Batmobile reading]
[song playing]
[squeaking]
When villains run wild on the
Gotham streets♪
There's a new Bat-
They won't want to meet♪
Yeah!♪
-[giggling]
-Hey, Bibi! Red!
What's a car's favorite meal?
-Brake-fast!
-[both laughing]
That was pretty good
for a dad joke.
[whooshes]
Agh! Aw, my oil!
[splashing]
And I just got it the way
I like, nice and slimy!
-[chuckles]
-[beeping] Alert.
What's going on, BC?
Toyman just stole a powerful
piece of experimental tech
from Star Labs.
[beeping]
[Batcomputer] It can do-over
any moment in time,
which in the wrong hands
can be very dangerous.
Bibi and Redbird,
prepare for action.
[engine revving]
[both] Yes!
[triumphant
instrumental music playing]
Time to teach Toyman
to stop swiping
other people's toys.
Whoo-hoo! Let's go!
[engine accelerating]
[exhilarating instrumental
music playing]
Jealous of my new toy?
[scoffs] I don't blame you.
With the press of a button
on this Do-Over Remote,
I can do any moment over again.
So if you catch me,
I can just go back
and make sure you don't.
-Oh, yeah?
-[cackling evilly]
-Don't try this at home kids!
-[squealing]
[ping-ponging]
[in sing-song voice]
Unless you're me!
[ping-ponging]
-[sighs]
-Hm?
You thinking what I'm thinking?
I'll take the elevator.
-[engine revving]
-Hey, race you there!
[rock music playing]
Let's get this party started.
[grunts]
-[grunts]
-[engine revving]
[grunts]
[clanging] Uh-oh! Oh, no!
[comedic pinging]
[splashing]
Aw, man.
Hey, where'd everybody go?
You better call your mommy
and daddy, Toyman,
'cause playtime's over.
Oh, my Do-Over remote!
Hm?
Better put this someplace safe.
Do me a favor, MOE.
Would you keep an eye on this?
It's sorta dangerous.
Don't worry.
It couldn't be in safer hands.
Doh! Ah! Ah, ah! I mean, uh,
these hands.
Huh. Much safer.
You okay, Bibi?
That landing looked rough.
Yeah. What a wipeout.
[slow instrumental
music playing]
-Ooh wait. You saw that?
-Yeah.
I just can't believe
I slipped on that paintbrush.
I never botch a landing
like that.
Come on, Bibi. You have to
admit it was kind of funny.
And you still got Toyman.
A little slip-up doesn't
really matter.
[sighs wearily]
I just wish I could have a
Do-Over on that stinking jump!
Ahhh! That's funny.
'Cause Batgirl
just gave me this
Do-Over doohickey to hold onto.
-[clinking]
-Ha! I love a good coincidence.
-[digital beeping]
-Let me see that.
Hey, wwait.
I heard that thing's dangerous.
Toyman said he could do
over anything with this.
I could do-over
my messed-up jump
and get it right this time!
Oh, that sounds like
a bad idea,
times like 1,000.
How do I use it?
I have no idea!
But I'm sure it does
not involve pressing
that big red button.
-[sounds of rewinding]
-[automated voice] Do-over.
-[engine accelerating]
-[gasps]
When villains run wild on the
Gotham streets ♪
That song
There's a new Bat-
They won't want to meet♪
Yeah!♪
-[giggling]
-Bibi! Red!
-What's a car's favorite meal?
-[song playing]
Brake-fast!
-[both chuckle]
-That joke
Everything is the same
as before.
The Do-Over worked!
[yelling]
-Aww! My oil!
-[splashing]
And I just got it
the way I like, nice and slimy.
This is my chance
to stop Toyman
without messing up my jump.
[Batcomputer] Bibi and Redbird.
Prepare for action.
It's showtime.
[thrilling instrumental music
playing]
Ah! Time to teach Toyman
to stop swiping
other people's toys.
Whoo-hoo! Let's go!
[cackling]
Don't try this at home, kids.
-[squeaking]
-[ping-ponging]
[in sing-song voice]
Unless you're me!
[ping-ponging]
Let's get this party started.
-[engine revving]
-[tires screeching]
[grunts]
-[grunts]
-[engine accelerating]
[grunts]
[tires screech]
-Ah!
-[clanking]
Ah!
Ugh! I need to do that
jump over again!
-[rewinding]
-[automated voice] Do over
[engine revving]
When villains run wild on the
Gotham streets ♪
There's a new Bat-
They won't want to meet♪
Yeah!♪
-Hey, Bibi! Red!
-Ugh!
Sorry, Bam. In a rush!
I just wanted
to tell you a joke.
It was kind of meh
the first time.
Huh?
Whoa! Agh! Aw, my oil!
-And I just got
-Yeah, slimy. I know.
I can't mess up that jump.
I gotta try this again,
no matter
how many times it takes.
[rewinding]
[engine accelerating]
I couldn't make the jump
And I need to get it right ♪
I'm feelin' like a chump
But I'll get it right tonight ♪
Everybody saw me
Now my reputation's shattered ♪
I can't just go along
As if it didn't even matter ♪
I know I shouldn't care how
All my crashes look ♪
I should focus on the mission
And help bring in that crook ♪
But when I fall down
It hurts my mind ♪
And when it does
I'll push rewind ♪
And do it
Do it, do it, do it♪
Over and
over and over again ♪
Do it, do it, do it, do it ♪
'Til I get it right,
I can't pretend♪
If I just keep jumping
I know I will get it right ♪
If it takes all night ♪
If I just keep jumping ♪
I know I will get it right ♪
If it takes all night♪
Gah! Hey, where'd everybody go?
You better call your mommy
and daddy, Toyman,
'cause playtime's over.
Ugh! Am I ever going to
get that jump right?
-[rewinding]
-[automated voice] Do over
When villains run wild on the
Gotham streets ♪
Ugh! Not again!
There's a new Bat-
They won't want to meet♪
-Ugh. Enough with the singing.
-[song playing]
-Yeah!
-What's a car's favorite meal?
Brake-fast? Very funny, Bam.
Bibi, my temporal tracking
software has notified me that
you've been
using the Do-Over remote.
I'm worried that
you're focused on your slip-up
rather than the mission.
Yeah, but did you see my jump?
I'm never that clumsy
Sorry, BC. I've gotta try
this jump one last time.
Let's get this party started.
[thrilling instrumental music
playing]
-[engine revving]
-[tires screeching]
[clanging]
[engine accelerating]
[grunts]
Finally! Yes!
[triumphant
instrumental music playing]
Did you see that jump, BC?
I totally nailed it! Whoo-hoo!
I never doubted you, Bibi.
Consider this, though.
[Batcomputer] When you missed
your jump, the paint can fell
on Toyman's head
and he was captured.
But when you made your jump,
Toyman was able to escape.
What? No.
Really?
[cackling] Buh-bye Batties!
[Toyman cackling]
Wait. So it's my fault
Toyman's on the loose?
[Batcomputer] I'm afraid so.
I'm sorry, BC.
I was just so embarrassed
about slipping up.
So you slipped on
the paintbrush.
Everyone slips up sometimes.
It's no big deal.
You're right. It doesn't matter
if I look clumsy.
What's important is that I fix
this thing and stop Toyman.
I've got to get that
Do-Over remote.
[enchanting instrumental
music playing]
[screeching]
I'll have a scoop
of strawberry.
I'm celebrating. [giggling]
[slurping] Hm!
You know, on second thought,
let's make it chocolate.
[rewinding]
[slurping] Hm.
Let's see, what else
can I do over
I know!
That day I lost to Joker
in a game of Duck Duck Goose!
-[rewinding]
-[automated voice] Do over.
Let's get this party started.
Why do I feel like
I've said that before?
-[engine revving]
-[tires screeching]
Perfect!
Hey! Where'd everybody go?!
Better call your mommy
and daddy, Toyman,
'cause playtime's over.
[upbeat music playing]
I'm proud of you
for missing your jump, Bibi.
[Batcomputer] That was
a great idea.
I get it now.
Sometimes you've got to
look silly to get the job done.
When villains run wild
on the Gotham streets♪
There's a new Bat-
They won't want to meet♪
Yeah!♪
-[engine revs]
-Am I back again?
Hey, Bibi. Red.
What's a car's favorite meal?
Don't say "brake-fast",
don't say "brake-fast."
Fast food. [laughing]
-Phew! [laughing]
-[Redbird laughing]
Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime!♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime♪
Batwheels
They look great in black♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back♪
Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime!♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime♪
Batwheels
They look great in black♪
Batwheels
They get bat, bat, bat ♪
Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime!♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime♪
Batwheels
They look great in black♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪