Boss & Me (2014) s01e03 Episode Script

Episode 3

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Feng Teng.
You're off duty. Why don't you go home?
Come on. Let's go play basketball.
How's Life Energy selling
and how many users has it got?
Good and quite popular.
It's in the top five in business purchase
and popularity in the country.
It has got 300 million users.
Then why most of our employees
don't use it?
That's impossible.
Everyone has to log in to it.
That's the bare minimum
for joining the company.
Log in but not use?
Are they just doing the job?
What's wrong?
What's the problem with Life Energy?
There are only two reasons for that.
First, the company won't stand together.
Second, they're not used to using the app.
You care so much. Who is it?
It's not personal.
It's now the end of the year.
Our company needs to be criticized.
Even if Life Energy is selling very well,
it should also be criticized.
It sounds like the R&D Department
has made you angry.
Not at all.
I'm just thinking of the work
at the end of the year.
Don't worry, Mr. Feng.
The R&D Department will examine
all products on the market every year,
including Life Energy.
Good. Thank you.
We can improve
if there are any bugs in the app.
If the employees don't stick together,
we can fire them.
But you should tell me who it is.
That's more like a metaphor.
It's about the leaders
if the employees don't stay united.
Yes.
You don't have to take
such a trifle to heart.
Don't worry. I'll find out.
What? Do you doubt my loyalty?
I'm leaving.
Handsome Qi,
here's Life Energy's usage survey
for the employees you want.
The further the name is down the list,
the lower the usage.
"Xue Shanshan?"
Hello? It's Finance Department.
Shanshan? She's not here now.
Okay. I'll ask her
to go there immediately.
The secretary
of the R&D Department just called
and said that
Handsome Qi wanted you to go there.
Handsome Qi calls for me?
Shanshan, did you help Handsome Qi again?
You get so lucky.
Does Handsome Qi want to date me?
Is my spring coming?
I just knew it.
I'm not totally unattractive.
Come on. You can just tell me.
Why bother the secretary?
Yes. What is it
he wanted to ask you about?
The product usage.
The product usage?
Shouldn't he ask the customers?
Why does he want me?
I don't know.
She asked you to see her in her office.
Then she'll take you to Handsome Qi.
All right.
At least I don't have to eat
pig liver at noon.
Handsome Qi is really my savior.
By the way,
she said the meeting may run long.
She asked you
to take your box lunch there.
Handsome Qi is so sweet.
If he needs more people,
we're willing to help.
I'll tell him.
Jia, I don't need lunch.
Bye.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
I must take this opportunity
to break up with the pig liver!
Bye!
Handsome Qi.
You want me for a meeting?
-Sit down.
-Okay.
Didn't you want me for a meeting?
Why are there just the two of us?
Yes, just you and me.
Just us?
I wish we weren't in the office.
Xue Shanshan.
I guess you know about Life Energy.
Yes, of course.
But you don't like to use it.
We did an internal investigation.
Since you entered the company,
you haven't used any of its functions
except logging in.
Gosh.
I forgot Handsome Qi is the head
of the R&D Department.
I didn't even use the app
that he developed.
Do you not like Life Energy?
No, it's not like that.
I like it. I'll use it.
I check news released by the company
on it now and then.
I'm just not used to posting
my personal information on it.
But the usage is less than 1%.
It means that you've never used
the Working and Billing functions.
The best function of it
is the energy counting.
Why have you never used it?
Life Energy is the most popular product
in our company.
Can you tell me why you don't like it?
Gosh.
He means, I neither fit in the culture
nor get to know the products well
during the probation.
My performance is bad.
Will my job end today?
Mei.
Why haven't you delivered it yet?
Ms. Xue is in a meeting
with the R&D Department.
I'll send it to her later.
The R&D Department?
Where is the meeting being held?
In Mr. Zheng's office.
Mr. Feng, I guess
the R&D Department will provide lunch
for the meeting at noon.
I'll have it packed in a paper bag later
and let Ms. Xue take it home for dinner.
Handsome Qi, don't get me wrong.
Life Energy is amazing.
Its design is original and smart.
And its interface is pleasing to the eye.
It's the muse and wonderful work
of a genius.
Whoever uses it will like it.
I just…
I just started here.
I'm not used to using it at the moment.
Stay humble and retreat to advance.
Well, if it's as good as you said,
it should be easy to like it.
Yes, it's easy to like it.
I'm not used to it because…
I'm not used to it because…
Don't be nervous.
I just want to know what you think.
What do I think?
Yes, what do you really think?
Be open and honest.
I think…
But first, Handsome Qi,
I want to tell you I'm stupid.
I'm a person who has a one-track mind.
Therefore, it's because I, myself,
that I can't use Life Energy.
It's absolutely not about the product.
I know, go ahead.
What's more is that
I think what makes Life Energy special
is it will evaluate your daily energy
according to how often
you date, go to dinner, shop,
and how much energy you cost every day.
But since I'm new in Shanghai,
I don't have any dates.
All I have is work and receipts.
I hate spending money even more.
The more you spend,
the higher your energy is.
The less, the lower.
So I don't want to see
how low my energy is.
I don't think its energy is from money.
Yes. It comes from money.
Look, shopping costs money.
Dates cost money.
Even buses. Am I right?
Without them, you don't have a life.
And you don't have life energy.
Doesn't it mean you pay for energy?
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have been so honest.
It's okay. That's good.
That's great.
Can you tell me what kind of dream life
you are looking for?
My dream life?
My dream life is…
To move through probation.
I know you. Don't worry.
It isn't about probation.
It's my personal request.
Your personal request?
Are you willing to help me?
Tell me what you want to do
with Life Energy.
I like planning.
I think the biggest flaw of Life Energy
is it can't plan but record.
If it can put work and dates together…
For instance, my job
and that of my boyfriend,
hours of meetings and dinners are clearer.
All trips can be added to budgets,
marked the real cost,
and merged into the Billing automatically.
It will be better if it doesn't
recount or switch interface.
We don't have to date outside.
We can eat at home.
If we miss a meal
in the restaurant once a week,
we can save 100 yuan
and 400 yuan a month.
That's enough for me
to buy some clothes and bags.
My boyfriend doesn't have to pay for them.
2,400 yuan a year with the annual bonus.
Maybe, I can travel abroad,
or Hong Kong and Macau.
A simple trip.
I'm not making many demands.
It makes me think
my life energy is full marks.
So is my love energy.
Don't get me wrong.
I just give a brief explanation
about the connection
between money and life energy.
I don't spend money this way.
I haven't been abroad yet.
Great.
I mean your idea.
It's easy and happy to be your boyfriend.
No.
I'm new to Shanghai.
I don't have a boyfriend.
You mean…
You like Life Energy
that costs nothing, right?
That's right.
A nice life doesn't have to cost money.
Look at Mr. Feng.
Although he's rich,
he takes a box lunch to work every day.
Homemade food is healthy and nutritious,
isn't it?
Great.
I not only remain humble
but also praise the boss.
Win-win.
You don't know that.
Mr. Feng's chef is a master.
He's not cheap.
Well, just like
you play basketball with him.
You play sports and sweat.
It's healthy and free.
Isn't it great?
It's a secret.
Don't tell anyone
you saw me play basketball with Mr. Feng.
Not even to Mr. Feng.
It's because he doesn't want others
to see the way he plays.
If he knew that you saw us,
he'd force me to change the court again.
All rich people pay attention to privacy.
Or they may be kidnapped.
They can't even tell their employees
their private whereabouts.
Got it?
Don't worry. I won't tell.
Feng Teng.
I find you're absentminded today.
What are you thinking about?
I'm not.
That's right. I forgot to tell you.
I had a long talk with Xue Shanshan today.
Xue Shanshan.
I saw that.
Say it. Do you like her?
What are you talking about?
Come on. Just fake it.
I've known you for years.
I know what you're thinking.
Tell me if you like her.
Fine, you won't just admit it.
Let me tell you.
I talked a lot with Xue Shanshan.
I know many of her secrets.
Do you want to know?
No.
You sweat a lot and you don't drink water.
Water is good for your health.
Just admit it.
What do you think of Xue Shanshan?
Do you have any affection towards her?
I think she's good.
She's innocent, lovely, and kind.
Also, she has some ideas.
And she's not a vain girl.
What matters most is she single.
If she's as good as you said,
why don't you like her?
Did I say that I don't like her?
Fine.
Of course.
If you like her, I can give her to you.
What do you think about her?
Besides,
I don't need you
to give me anything I like.
That's right.
Mr. Feng has everything he wants.
He doesn't need me to give him anything.
I don't care about
any other thing between us.
But I have to make it clear to you.
You say you don't like her, right?
Fine, I'll chase her.
What do you think?
Whatever you like.
It's a deal.
-Don't look at it.
-Hold on.
I need to take a photo of it.
What are you doing?
I need to take a photo
and post it on Life Energy.
Or the company would think I'm not active.
Can I eat?
People take photos
to flaunt their wealth or happiness.
While you take a photo
of the egg and tomato.
Why are you taking such a shabby photo?
Are you sure it can give you points
for your energy?
Not minus?
I won't get any energy
if I don't post anything.
You were summoned for a talk.
Does it work if you post something now?
It's not like what you said.
It's the survey usage
from Handsome Qi's R&D Department.
I wasn't summoned
for a talk by my supervisor.
So you don't fear the company would think
you're not serious about it.
You fear Handsome Qi would think
you don't care about it.
Of course.
He spent all noon to know my thoughts.
He said that my suggestion
is a big help to develop Life Energy 2.0.
He said it. He values me.
Of course I should care about it. Right?
To be honest,
the director of the R&D Department
specifically checked
how often an assistant used the app alone.
It's not logical.
It can't even be a sample.
You're a writer.
Do you even know statistics?
I graduated with a business major, okay?
Tell me.
What do you think Handsome Qi meant?
Why did he do that?
Even if I'm a romance writer,
I can't figure it out.
Right? Do you think he's special?
Isn't he different?
What?
Your small eyes are glowing.
Xue Shanshan.
You're not going to think
Handsome Qi is chasing you.
Gosh.
Use your brain.
A man like him should date a girl
at a coffee shop at least.
It can't be shabbier than here.
He couldn't talk about an app with you
in the office.
That's right.
The key is,
you think a popular director
of the R&D Department
is interested in you.
I didn't say I'm interested in him.
I just admire him.
Food is my favorite.
Can you not eat mine?
Yours is good.
-I'll eat yours.
-It's delicious.
Gosh, I got a zit.
No.
I've had too much fatty food recently.
I can't put on the pants.
Hello?
Mei.
You want me to take the box lunch?
What?
Linda is delivering it in person?
Shanshan.
Come on, Linda. I need to talk to you.
Linda, I want to tell you,
I appreciate the firm and Mr. Feng
for preparing me lunch.
Even if they don't get me a box lunch,
I'm willing to do anything
for the company.
So starting tomorrow,
don't bring me a box lunch anymore, okay?
I've been preparing
for the words for days.
I spent the whole weekend on it.
Although it sounds simple, it has a point.
Linda, don't do this.
Ms. Xue, I'm doing it
as Mr. Feng told me to.
If you have any thoughts,
you should talk to him.
What?
I'm just a finance assistant,
how should I talk to Mr. Feng?
You're telling me
if he keeps giving me the box lunch,
I should keep eating it?
The box lunch from Mr. Feng
is healthy and delicious.
We like it but we can't eat it.
We envy you.
I'm leaving if there's nothing else.
I lost.
She was trained by Mr. Feng.
She's good at talking.
By the way, Mr. Feng.
Ms. Xue asked me to tell you
to stop giving her box lunch.
Keep on giving.
Right. Ms. Feng just called and said
Sabrina can't attend
the first month's birthday party.
But don't worry.
She'll work out your date.
By the way,
do you have any invitations left there?
Yes.
Prepare me another one.
Yes.
Mr. Feng.
This is the self-criticism report
of Life Energy.
We're about to develop Life Energy 2.0.
NAIVE PLAN
"Naive Plan?"
To be simple, it's the Idiot Plan.
Even idiots can use the app.
I was inspired by Xue Shanshan.
So I called it Naive Plan.
XUE SHANSHAN
You want to invite Xue Shanshan
to attend the birthday of Feng Yue's son?
She's a lifesaver of Feng Yue.
I have to invite her.
Give it to her.
If you don't mind,
I'll give it to her in person.
Okay?
Whatever.
I won't bother you. Go ahead.
What do you want?
-I want chocolate flavor.
-I want matcha flavor.
I like the iced one.
-Get me a cup of pearl milk tea.
-Okay.
Shanshan, what would you like?
It's on me. You helped me last time.
-Don't. I'll pay for it.
-Let me.
-Let me.
-Please.
Shanshan.
Come out.
This is for you.
What is it?
The birthday party
of Mr. Feng's sister's son.
Mr. Feng wants to thank you.
Feng Yue and her son are safe
because of your help.
It's okay. It was my responsibility.
Tell Mr. Feng not to take it to heart.
No need to thank me.
Well, what if I invite you
to attend the party with me?
I need a date.
I'll take it as a yes
if you don't say anything.
You live far away.
I'll pick you up on Saturday.
See you this Saturday.
Bye.
Is this for real?
Handsome Qi wants me to be his date.
So lovely.
No. Feng Yue's son was just born.
It's too big.
Little ducks, so cute.
Hello?
There are six ducks for one set.
They can float in water.
And they can sing.
I liked ducks when I was a kid.
How much is it?
It's 500 yuan.
Five…
They aren't common ducks
but fancy designer ones.
They can sing and swim.
Sing and swim?
Okay, wrap them up.
Since Handsome Qi will come
to pick you up,
why don't you buy a new one?
My personal assets are at an all-time low
after I bought a gift
for Mr. Feng's sister.
I owe the bank one yuan.
It made me sad.
Fine. Just pick.
I don't have a boyfriend anyway.
I have no chance to wear them.
Take them if you like.
Many of them still have the tags on.
You're wasting them.
Let me ask you, Handsome Qi…
No, Mr. Zheng Qi.
Will he come to pick you up?
I don't know.
God bless me.
May he come to pick me up.
Look at you.
You should get dressed up.
I'll pick for you.
Let me show you Shuangyi's fashion magic.
Hello?
You're here?
Okay. I'll be right down.
Darling!
Hi, Handsome Qi.
I thought you weren't coming.
I didn't expect you…
It's so luxurious!
You didn't think I'd come
or you didn't think
the car would be so luxurious?
Ms/ Xue, you look different today.
You look beautiful.
Handsome Qi,
no need to always call me Ms. Xue.
Just call me Shanshan.
Shanshan, please.
Thank you.
Come on. Get in.
Can anyone tell me
why Mr. Feng is hiding in the car?
Zheng Qi, it's okay if you don't like me.
But you don't have to harm me.
Aren't you cold? Get on.
Hello, Mr. Feng.
-Hello?
-Zheng Qi.
I've read your plan.
I want to discuss it with you.
Now?
I'm going out to pick up Shanshan.
I'm almost at your door.
You know what, I may go with you.
Fine.
What's that?
It's a gift.
Shanshan, you picked it?
-Yes.
-Let me see.
Look.
A little duck.
It's a special gift.
Little kids will like it.
Really?
I also think it's cute.
It's just a plastic duck. Nothing special.
Is Wind Group not paying you enough?
Does he think my gift is cheap?
Mr. Feng,
although they look pretty ordinary,
actually…
Actually, they can sing and swim.
What matters most
is they're designer ducks.
Designer, understand? They're costly.
More expensive than the real ones.
Actually what?
In fact…
They're ordinary.
Turns out it can sing.
Yes, I gave them a name,
that's Ducks Choir.
Which means the singing
is as horrible as ducks' quack.
What do you mean?
What does he mean?
He means it sounds terrible.
Shanshan, I'll introduce you to Ms. Feng.
Okay.
-It's lovely, right?
-Thank you.
Hello, everyone.
-Handsome Qi.
-So handsome.
You're Xue Shanshan, right?
Yes. Nice to meet you, Ms. Feng Yue.
Thank you for saving me.
You're welcome.
Girls, I'd like to introduce
my savior, Ms. Xue Shanshan
who donated her blood to me.
Hello, everyone. I'm Xue Shanshan.
It was all thanks to you, Ms. Xue.
It's fine. I got a lot of blood.
-So kind.
-Beautiful.
-Thank you.
-So beautiful.
-So kind.
-How nice.
-Very kind.
-So pretty.
All right. Break it up.
Come on. Shanshan. Sit down here.
Ms. Xue.
Did you like the food?
I told the kitchen to make you lunch
and send it to you through my brother.
Did you eat it?
Yes, I had it.
Turns out it's Ms. Feng's order.
I just know
Mr. Feng doesn't go with warmth.
So does the food taste okay?
It's okay. I like that.
But it's too much work for you.
Not at all.
You know my brother is too picky.
The chef makes lunch
and sends it to him every day.
It's not a bother to give it to you.
So don't mind it.
Also, I know Feng Teng's employees.
They work hard.
Some of them take bread for lunch.
You can't do that.
You should take care of yourself.
Ms. Feng is so sweet.
-Is it a gift?
-Yes.
I picked this up for the baby.
See if you like it.
Ducks that can swim and sing.
Look, it's quacking. Isn't it cute?
They can squeak?
Different colors produce different sounds.
Really. Listen to it, girls.
-Lovely.
-Cute.
Ms. Xue, you're so sweet.
-So cute.
-Great.
-Why didn't we think of it?
-Good.
Shanshan, that's nice of you.
Thank you for your effort.
You know what,
I hate people who give me money the most.
It's boring. They don't take any effort.
You know what, at first,
I asked my brother how to thank you.
He told me he'd write you a check.
That's crazy.
It's insulting.
I said no instantly.
Ms. Feng, why didn't you let
Mr. Feng insult me?
I prefer to be humiliated.
Checks are a good contrast to pig livers.
It's easy to make a choice.
When it comes to pig liver…
Well, Ms. Feng.
Please don't bother.
You don't have to prepare me a box lunch.
Never will have.
I know. You work in the office.
I can't show special treatment to you.
Yes.
Given I'm in the red,
I must eat a lot of food
to store enough energy for the next days.
Ms. Xue.
Yes. I should see myself
as a camel in the desert,
a hamster in peanuts,
an old bull with four stomachs.
Here's my battlefield.
-Thank you.
-Handsome Qi.
I like you so much.
I'll treat you to a song
once we're done, okay?
-Really?
-I'm the first one to be in it.
-Thank you.
-Handsome Qi. Sit here.
-Here.
-Handsome Qi, sit down over here.
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
-Handsome Qi, it has been a while.
-It has been a while.
Handsome Qi, you're charming.
You're so hot.
Gosh.
Where did those women
with all that makeup come from?
Zheng Qi, why do you ignore me?
You asked me to be your date.
Feng Teng,
you're always unwilling to find a date.
I got all my best girlfriends here.
Let me introduce them to you.
That girl in the black dress
is called Xuanxuan.
Her family is in real estate.
That thin and tall girl is Wanling.
She's in the music business. A musician.
Have a look.
Just take a look, come on.
And that one. Look there.
That's your junior alumna
who's called Yaru.
You graduated from the same college.
Is this my blind date
or your son's birthday party?
Both of them.
I'm happy.
I hope you're happier than me.
My dear sister, look over there.
I don't hold it well. Drink.
They're having a nice chat with Zheng Qi.
Don't interrupt them.
Understand?
You know Zheng Qi.
That's just his style.
It's okay.
My friends are the kind of ladies
who have good manners.
Which one do you like? Tell me.
I'll help you.
Tell me.
Come here, Zhang.
Sir.
Get Xue Shanshan here.
Yes.
Ms. Xue, Mr. Feng wants to see you.
Mr. Feng.
Hello, Mr. Feng.
Stay with me.
Go inside with me.
Let's go.
You don't say.
Sit down.
What's up?
This is…
Uncle Ye, she's Feng Yue's savior.
She's our honored guest.
-Hello.
-Hello.
Mr. Feng, I'm willing
to do good deeds quietly.
Now even the company's top executive
knows I have plenty of blood.
Mr. Feng.
I don't think it's right
for me to sit here.
Why is that?
They're all important people,
while I'm a nobody.
I shall sit in the corner.
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