Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures (2011) s01e03 Episode Script
Epic Jobs
Skinner.
Screwdriver.
The "screwdriver" has a name, Bucket.
It's Luther! Why do you name your tools, anyway? How else are you gonna tell them apart? Dude, Kelly's gonna freak when she sees you put.
Cup holders in her dive boat.
That's the idea.
To surprise her, And show her what an awesome guy I am.
Wrench? I mean, consuela.
Gracias.
It's stuck.
That's not good.
Ouch! Splinter in a bad place! Dude, get me outta here! On it! Toby! Toby the nail gun? D'oh.
Toby the lifeguard.
Just pull me out.
On it.
Ready? Go! Ooh! What happened? What did you guys do to my dive boat? Surprise! Cup holders! I wake up, get in motion get me to the ocean, here we go it's all about the sunshine and the current ride all the days I walk by, hello you know that when the surf rolls in that's when big waves really begin no worries, bro.
here we go again hey! Hey! life is just a curl, and the summer never ends here we go again hey! Hey! you know it's always epic when I'm hanging with my friends ohh-oh-ohh here we go again Kelly! Have I told you how sorry I am - You lost your job? - About 17 times.
18, if you count the singing sorrygram.
Yeah, why won't he leave? Maybe he's waiting for all his friends in the tiny car.
To pick him up.
Look, Bucket.
He said when he gets the money.
To fix the boat, and has the dive tours running again, I can come back to work here.
I don't know, Kells.
That could take forever.
Well, you don't have to worry about me.
I already found another job.
What up? New wheels, cherry-hot flame.
Deal with it! Dude, leather vest? You're on a scooter.
Sorry.
Can't here your whiny voice.
Over this 35 horse! So, kell, all aboard.
Next stop, muscle beach.
Oh, look: Twin peaks! Aloe got me a job working as a junior lifeguard.
In his tower.
Yep.
Five-hour shifts together with a view.
That'll take your breath away: Me.
Hop on.
Grab an ab.
Well, I'll see you guys later.
I don't know when, but hopefully soon.
Aloe and Kelly spending all day together at the beach? Not cool.
Lifeguarding is fun! We're slowly but inevitably growing closer! We've got to get the money to fix the boat so Kelly.
Can get her old job back.
I know where you're going with this.
We've gotta Get jobs.
Go down to the school.
Uh Get jobs.
Nice suit.
Who died? No one.
These threads let the world know Bucket has a job.
And selling is it.
And check the briefcase For my important papers.
And pudding cups.
I heard you were looking for work.
Maybe I can help.
It's no secret I've got connections all over this town.
I think I can handle myself, Piper.
Selling's in my blood.
It's my thang! Don't Do that.
Dude, awesome tie.
Haw, thanks.
I got it from the sad clown.
He's going back to med school.
Sweet.
Let's go sell some stain remover.
Remember what the guy in the video said: Be confident! Make cash! Then Kelly comes back to work.
Hey, stranger.
Beautiful morning we're having.
It sure is.
Nothing could ruin this.
Oops! Oh, no! It happened to me, too! Heavens to Betsy, my businessman's suit is ruined! Not so fast, citizen.
Look what I have.
It's stain-o remover! Gets out even the toughest stains.
Even mustard? Definitely.
And ketchup! Uh-oh.
I'm meeting clients! No worries.
After a few dabs of stain-o remover We'll be back to making million-dollar deals.
In no time.
My eyes! This is fantastic.
The stain is gone.
I can't watch this anymore.
Follow me.
I have the perfect jobs for you.
A giant taco? Are you kidding me? They're actually gonna pay us to wear these? I love you! I'm happy you're happy, my pet.
Happy? We're dancing food.
Bucket, you didn't give me a lot to work with.
Your resume says you raked the leaves.
For an elderly neighbor, and Skinner's resume.
Is a picture of an elephant wearing a fireman's hat.
I know, right? 'cause how is he gonna slide down that pole? Guys! Guys! Keep your eye on the prize.
Follow me.
If one of you wins employee of the month, Your bonus will give you enough money.
To fix the dive boat.
Why are you helping us? Because I'm selfless, Bucket.
And employee of the month also gets a season pass.
To aqualand which goes straight to me.
Consider it my fee.
You like to visit the aquarium? I like to watch the sharks devour the chum.
It relaxes me.
These the humps? In the flesh, Fritz.
You better put on your oven mitts, 'cause these boys are burning to get to work.
Hey, Fritz.
I'm Bucket, and my business philosophy.
- Has always been - Zip it! You're a taco.
Tacos don't talk.
Follow me.
Can you see that dancing smoothie? He's stealing business by luring our customers.
Into the new "health food" restaurant next door.
Why can't we just live in a world.
Where tacos and smoothies get along? This guy all there? The only thing I need to know about.
Being a lifeguard is that you named your biceps "doctor awesome and Captain huge"? Just wanted you to meet your co-workers.
Questions? Yeah.
As lifeguards, When do we start, uh, lifeguarding? Kells, always business.
I thought, since we were getting our work on, It's a great chance for you to get to know Aloe on a whole new level.
I'll let you in on a little secret.
This pool has a deep end.
Deep end? Got it.
Can we start now? Anything you say.
First order of business, we center our chi.
Our chi? Yeah, the thing that connects mind, body and soul? It'll make you a better lifeguard.
It'll make you a better life person.
See what I did there? Yeah.
You did.
Ready? Whatever gets us in the tower quicker.
Yeah, girl.
Okay.
First, we give a little shout-out to the mighty pacific.
What up, big blue? Thanks for the hang time, dawg! Where is this blue? Come on! Let's do this! I don't know about you, but my chi is crazy centered.
Right now.
Okay.
A little thing about the chi ritual? It works best if done in complete silence.
From the top.
Are you serious? What up, big blue? Thanks for the hang time, dawg! Work is pumped! Let's do this! Wow! Are you kidding me? Sorry, I'll put it on vibrate.
It's all good.
One love.
What up, big blue? Thanks for the hang time, dawg! Work is pumped! Let's do this! How long do we are you Was I not clear about the no talking? Unbelievable.
What up, big blue? Thanks for the hang time, dawg.
Look.
I think I can win that bonus and fix Kelly's boat But we have to focus.
Just do what I do.
Got it! Grab a taco! Grab a taco! Ah, the competition.
What's shakin'? Get it? get it? Look, we don't want any trouble.
You stay on your end of the pier, we'll stay on ours.
We good? Oh, hey, hey, hey! Cut it out.
I'm serious.
Whoa! Taco overboard! Dude, when you said you were surfing in a jalapeño hat, I thought you were joking.
Why would anyone joke about that? Do you know what time it is? We're not that late, Piper.
That is so cute.
You think you're doing the back-and-forth thing.
Piper, Fritz isn't going to care if I'm a few minutes' late.
After he sees this baby.
I stayed up all night working on ways.
You can increase business.
But, sweetie, Let's say we revisit your little ideas.
After you've won me my aquarium pass.
No way! These are good ideas, And I'm showing them to Fritz.
Oh, hey, Fritz.
Lovin' those khakis.
They're company pants.
I hate 'em.
Look, the bosses from taco taco taco headquarters.
Are coming in two days! Business is down, and they want answers.
I need this place humming.
Fritz, if I could just have a minute.
What if I told you I had the answer.
To all your problems right here? Really? I've done some research and Hey! No eating on the job! And you're not even using taco taco taco hot sauce? Oh, sorry.
I sorta always use my maw-maw's sauce.
That I carry on my belt.
Here, taste! Oh! Are you crazy? I don't really know him, Fritz.
He was raised by wolves.
Okay.
Call me nuts, but I'm promoting him.
Yes, cool! Thank you so much.
I will not let you down, sir.
Pure talent right here, Fritz.
Pure.
Not that hump.
That hump.
That is the best sauce I've ever had.
Did I tell you I only bring in winners? You can make this? I carry maw-maw's recipe right in here.
No need for that anymore.
Somebody just earned himself some company pants.
Oh, awesome! But what are you gonna wear? If you like the binder, I'm a 28 long.
Hey people! Don't be a fool eating tacos is very cool chicky-chicky, Skinner's secret sauce and extra cheese reward yourself and eat me, please! .
Sorry! Tell your friends! Dude, not today.
You and I are no different.
We're just two puppets in a play called life.
So when you bully me, you're just bullying you.
See that? Come on, high four.
Ooh! Come on! If you don't like being in a stupid outfit, Working for a stupid boss Who likes Bean tin rice? I like Bean tin rice.
When I say "taco," you say, "yay!" Taco.
Yay.
I'm fired, aren't I? Oh, yeah.
Go, go, go, go! His sauce is gonna turn this place around.
How 'bout you just give me that secret recipe? No can do, fritzi.
The recipe has been passed down through Skinner's family.
It's a sacred trust I'd never betray.
You don't know the recipe.
Yeah, no clue.
Thought so.
All right.
Let's cut to the Chase.
Is my guy getting employee of the month or not? Piper, if he impresses my bosses tomorrow, That bonus is his.
Excellent.
The kid's a genius.
Look at me! I'm Mr.
Tomato eyes.
It is so a boy's bike! Check the cherry flame, dummy! Stupid third graders.
Can I just say how much fun I think we're going to have.
Being tower buds? You want half my sandwich? Pastrami, yum.
Actually, I prefer powdered protein shakes.
You know, healthy.
No mess.
No annoying crumbs that drop on the table.
Only to attract rodents with who know what diseases! It's all good! If you don't want me to eat in here That would be great, thanks.
You know, Kells? You're the first person.
That I've shared the tower with.
Yeah, and I wanted to thank you for that.
I really needed the work.
Hey, I'm a lifesaver.
It's what I do.
Ah, you know? I really love this time of day.
The beach is empty, you can hear the waves crashing Against the pencils Pencils? Uh, no biggy, But I have a pencil system.
They should be lined up like so.
Tips are always facing the ocean.
- Because - Because the tips.
Always need to face the ocean.
Sorry.
I'll help you reorganize.
It's all good in the hood.
Whoa, Kells! You brought sand into the tower? I did.
Can I just point out, we're on the beach? Aloe, please! It's tickles.
Stop.
Tell me that's not grape juice on my skinny jeans.
Tell me it's not grape juice on my skinny jeans.
It's not grape juice.
It's cranapple.
Hey, let's find our chi! Don't wipe! Dab, dab! Oh, the stain is setting.
Oh, this is a nightmare.
But I'm not sure I'm ready to get to know "aloe on a whole new level.
" Fine.
I guess you're saying goodbye to $250 a week then.
Fine! I'll just $250 a week? And I'm dabbing the stain.
Clockwise.
Always dab clockwise.
Are you feeling good? With me being fired, You're our only shot to get Kelly's boat back.
He's right.
You got to impress these execs today.
How's that taco arm feel, slugger? Oh, whoa! What if I had a real taco arm? Sugar, focus.
If all goes well, If all goes well, by this time tomorrow, I'll be front row center for feeding time at shark alley! Can't you almost smell the blood? You ready to sauce it up, Mr.
Senior executive.
In charge of taco sauce? You bet, Mr.
Guy who cries in the storage closet.
Uh, on your toes, people! The bosses are here.
Ooh, I got to floss.
Ah, Mr.
Wexler.
Always an honor, sir.
You got floss y your chest, Frank.
This is not why we gave you pants.
My name's actually Fritz, sir.
I'll never remember that.
Ah.
Corporate has seen.
The numbers we're going to have to shut you down.
What? No, no, no, no, no no no! Sir, please.
Don't make any decisions until.
You've sampled my new secret weapon.
Ah? Psst! Bucket! Bucket! Yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi! What's wrong? I lost the recipe.
I thought you kept maw-maw's recipe right here.
I do! Taped to my chest! When I got to work today Lip balm.
Cherry.
Try some.
I'm good.
Skinner! How about whippin' up some of that sauce.
For our guests? Quickly! The chef will begin mixing the secret sauce, But first, he needs you all to close your eyes.
He didn't say hold hands.
Mix what? I don't know the recipe! Listen, I want that pass! What do we do? We improvise.
Skinner, man the mixing bowl.
Piper, go to storage and throw him ingredients.
What ingredients? I don't know, just throw.
I hope everyone brought their appetite.
That's enough.
That's enough.
Okay, that was on purpose.
What shall we do? Relish, mustard? Apple sauce.
I don't know.
Just try it all.
Okay.
I am about out of patience.
Almost ready! Wait! Perfect.
Here you go.
Dig in! I think you'll be shocked.
Well? What do you think? I think we're done here.
Oh, wait! That was just the crazy joke.
Here's what really gonna save this place.
Who is this guy, Phil? Fritz! Um, he's a former street taco, sir.
And a very disturbed individual.
Because this is an impressive presentation.
Who I personally hired and mentored.
I think of him as a son.
New logo design.
Cost-cutting.
Improved customer service.
This is quality work, son.
Implement them for us and we'll see if we can make this work.
Boys.
Congratulations, Mr.
Employee of the month.
Dude, you did it! I'm going to aqualand! Bucket, I gotta admit it.
You're awesome.
Thanks, Piper.
That was really sweet.
Sweet? Oh, yuck.
Way to ruin the moment.
Gimme! Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple.
Yup, that's the order of the rainbow.
That should make you happy, you weirdo.
Hey, Kelly! Great news.
Whoa! Stop right there.
Sand.
Kelly, quit it.
It tickles.
It tickles.
Kells, guess what? I've got the money to fix the boat.
You can come back to the surf shop now.
Sorry, Bucket.
I think I'm just going to stick.
With this gig for a while.
But none of us feel comfortable.
Taking the bikinis off the mannequins.
I miss you guys too, but I'm making so much more money here.
Didn't he see the sign? "authorized personnel only.
" "no squids allowed!" No, I did not see the sign.
'Cause there is no sign.
Kell's bells tell you how much fun we're having? Yup.
Fun.
Capital "f".
Thanks, K.
B.
You're invited to my bonfire under the stars.
This sat.
I'll be performing some.
Acoustic songs that I've written about my hair.
Including, "scalpful of sunshine.
" Protein shake time! Oops, I forgot.
Give me two minutes.
It's not ready yet? My electrolytes are dipping.
Say goodbye to your friend, and start to focus on your duties.
Let me get that shake for you now.
Bucket, you should go.
Yeah.
Visiting hours are over.
Buh-bye! One protein shake, coming up.
Oops! Silly me.
Forgot the top.
That was awesome! Let's go, Bucket.
Hey, Kells.
Bonfire? Be there, ?
Screwdriver.
The "screwdriver" has a name, Bucket.
It's Luther! Why do you name your tools, anyway? How else are you gonna tell them apart? Dude, Kelly's gonna freak when she sees you put.
Cup holders in her dive boat.
That's the idea.
To surprise her, And show her what an awesome guy I am.
Wrench? I mean, consuela.
Gracias.
It's stuck.
That's not good.
Ouch! Splinter in a bad place! Dude, get me outta here! On it! Toby! Toby the nail gun? D'oh.
Toby the lifeguard.
Just pull me out.
On it.
Ready? Go! Ooh! What happened? What did you guys do to my dive boat? Surprise! Cup holders! I wake up, get in motion get me to the ocean, here we go it's all about the sunshine and the current ride all the days I walk by, hello you know that when the surf rolls in that's when big waves really begin no worries, bro.
here we go again hey! Hey! life is just a curl, and the summer never ends here we go again hey! Hey! you know it's always epic when I'm hanging with my friends ohh-oh-ohh here we go again Kelly! Have I told you how sorry I am - You lost your job? - About 17 times.
18, if you count the singing sorrygram.
Yeah, why won't he leave? Maybe he's waiting for all his friends in the tiny car.
To pick him up.
Look, Bucket.
He said when he gets the money.
To fix the boat, and has the dive tours running again, I can come back to work here.
I don't know, Kells.
That could take forever.
Well, you don't have to worry about me.
I already found another job.
What up? New wheels, cherry-hot flame.
Deal with it! Dude, leather vest? You're on a scooter.
Sorry.
Can't here your whiny voice.
Over this 35 horse! So, kell, all aboard.
Next stop, muscle beach.
Oh, look: Twin peaks! Aloe got me a job working as a junior lifeguard.
In his tower.
Yep.
Five-hour shifts together with a view.
That'll take your breath away: Me.
Hop on.
Grab an ab.
Well, I'll see you guys later.
I don't know when, but hopefully soon.
Aloe and Kelly spending all day together at the beach? Not cool.
Lifeguarding is fun! We're slowly but inevitably growing closer! We've got to get the money to fix the boat so Kelly.
Can get her old job back.
I know where you're going with this.
We've gotta Get jobs.
Go down to the school.
Uh Get jobs.
Nice suit.
Who died? No one.
These threads let the world know Bucket has a job.
And selling is it.
And check the briefcase For my important papers.
And pudding cups.
I heard you were looking for work.
Maybe I can help.
It's no secret I've got connections all over this town.
I think I can handle myself, Piper.
Selling's in my blood.
It's my thang! Don't Do that.
Dude, awesome tie.
Haw, thanks.
I got it from the sad clown.
He's going back to med school.
Sweet.
Let's go sell some stain remover.
Remember what the guy in the video said: Be confident! Make cash! Then Kelly comes back to work.
Hey, stranger.
Beautiful morning we're having.
It sure is.
Nothing could ruin this.
Oops! Oh, no! It happened to me, too! Heavens to Betsy, my businessman's suit is ruined! Not so fast, citizen.
Look what I have.
It's stain-o remover! Gets out even the toughest stains.
Even mustard? Definitely.
And ketchup! Uh-oh.
I'm meeting clients! No worries.
After a few dabs of stain-o remover We'll be back to making million-dollar deals.
In no time.
My eyes! This is fantastic.
The stain is gone.
I can't watch this anymore.
Follow me.
I have the perfect jobs for you.
A giant taco? Are you kidding me? They're actually gonna pay us to wear these? I love you! I'm happy you're happy, my pet.
Happy? We're dancing food.
Bucket, you didn't give me a lot to work with.
Your resume says you raked the leaves.
For an elderly neighbor, and Skinner's resume.
Is a picture of an elephant wearing a fireman's hat.
I know, right? 'cause how is he gonna slide down that pole? Guys! Guys! Keep your eye on the prize.
Follow me.
If one of you wins employee of the month, Your bonus will give you enough money.
To fix the dive boat.
Why are you helping us? Because I'm selfless, Bucket.
And employee of the month also gets a season pass.
To aqualand which goes straight to me.
Consider it my fee.
You like to visit the aquarium? I like to watch the sharks devour the chum.
It relaxes me.
These the humps? In the flesh, Fritz.
You better put on your oven mitts, 'cause these boys are burning to get to work.
Hey, Fritz.
I'm Bucket, and my business philosophy.
- Has always been - Zip it! You're a taco.
Tacos don't talk.
Follow me.
Can you see that dancing smoothie? He's stealing business by luring our customers.
Into the new "health food" restaurant next door.
Why can't we just live in a world.
Where tacos and smoothies get along? This guy all there? The only thing I need to know about.
Being a lifeguard is that you named your biceps "doctor awesome and Captain huge"? Just wanted you to meet your co-workers.
Questions? Yeah.
As lifeguards, When do we start, uh, lifeguarding? Kells, always business.
I thought, since we were getting our work on, It's a great chance for you to get to know Aloe on a whole new level.
I'll let you in on a little secret.
This pool has a deep end.
Deep end? Got it.
Can we start now? Anything you say.
First order of business, we center our chi.
Our chi? Yeah, the thing that connects mind, body and soul? It'll make you a better lifeguard.
It'll make you a better life person.
See what I did there? Yeah.
You did.
Ready? Whatever gets us in the tower quicker.
Yeah, girl.
Okay.
First, we give a little shout-out to the mighty pacific.
What up, big blue? Thanks for the hang time, dawg! Where is this blue? Come on! Let's do this! I don't know about you, but my chi is crazy centered.
Right now.
Okay.
A little thing about the chi ritual? It works best if done in complete silence.
From the top.
Are you serious? What up, big blue? Thanks for the hang time, dawg! Work is pumped! Let's do this! Wow! Are you kidding me? Sorry, I'll put it on vibrate.
It's all good.
One love.
What up, big blue? Thanks for the hang time, dawg! Work is pumped! Let's do this! How long do we are you Was I not clear about the no talking? Unbelievable.
What up, big blue? Thanks for the hang time, dawg.
Look.
I think I can win that bonus and fix Kelly's boat But we have to focus.
Just do what I do.
Got it! Grab a taco! Grab a taco! Ah, the competition.
What's shakin'? Get it? get it? Look, we don't want any trouble.
You stay on your end of the pier, we'll stay on ours.
We good? Oh, hey, hey, hey! Cut it out.
I'm serious.
Whoa! Taco overboard! Dude, when you said you were surfing in a jalapeño hat, I thought you were joking.
Why would anyone joke about that? Do you know what time it is? We're not that late, Piper.
That is so cute.
You think you're doing the back-and-forth thing.
Piper, Fritz isn't going to care if I'm a few minutes' late.
After he sees this baby.
I stayed up all night working on ways.
You can increase business.
But, sweetie, Let's say we revisit your little ideas.
After you've won me my aquarium pass.
No way! These are good ideas, And I'm showing them to Fritz.
Oh, hey, Fritz.
Lovin' those khakis.
They're company pants.
I hate 'em.
Look, the bosses from taco taco taco headquarters.
Are coming in two days! Business is down, and they want answers.
I need this place humming.
Fritz, if I could just have a minute.
What if I told you I had the answer.
To all your problems right here? Really? I've done some research and Hey! No eating on the job! And you're not even using taco taco taco hot sauce? Oh, sorry.
I sorta always use my maw-maw's sauce.
That I carry on my belt.
Here, taste! Oh! Are you crazy? I don't really know him, Fritz.
He was raised by wolves.
Okay.
Call me nuts, but I'm promoting him.
Yes, cool! Thank you so much.
I will not let you down, sir.
Pure talent right here, Fritz.
Pure.
Not that hump.
That hump.
That is the best sauce I've ever had.
Did I tell you I only bring in winners? You can make this? I carry maw-maw's recipe right in here.
No need for that anymore.
Somebody just earned himself some company pants.
Oh, awesome! But what are you gonna wear? If you like the binder, I'm a 28 long.
Hey people! Don't be a fool eating tacos is very cool chicky-chicky, Skinner's secret sauce and extra cheese reward yourself and eat me, please! .
Sorry! Tell your friends! Dude, not today.
You and I are no different.
We're just two puppets in a play called life.
So when you bully me, you're just bullying you.
See that? Come on, high four.
Ooh! Come on! If you don't like being in a stupid outfit, Working for a stupid boss Who likes Bean tin rice? I like Bean tin rice.
When I say "taco," you say, "yay!" Taco.
Yay.
I'm fired, aren't I? Oh, yeah.
Go, go, go, go! His sauce is gonna turn this place around.
How 'bout you just give me that secret recipe? No can do, fritzi.
The recipe has been passed down through Skinner's family.
It's a sacred trust I'd never betray.
You don't know the recipe.
Yeah, no clue.
Thought so.
All right.
Let's cut to the Chase.
Is my guy getting employee of the month or not? Piper, if he impresses my bosses tomorrow, That bonus is his.
Excellent.
The kid's a genius.
Look at me! I'm Mr.
Tomato eyes.
It is so a boy's bike! Check the cherry flame, dummy! Stupid third graders.
Can I just say how much fun I think we're going to have.
Being tower buds? You want half my sandwich? Pastrami, yum.
Actually, I prefer powdered protein shakes.
You know, healthy.
No mess.
No annoying crumbs that drop on the table.
Only to attract rodents with who know what diseases! It's all good! If you don't want me to eat in here That would be great, thanks.
You know, Kells? You're the first person.
That I've shared the tower with.
Yeah, and I wanted to thank you for that.
I really needed the work.
Hey, I'm a lifesaver.
It's what I do.
Ah, you know? I really love this time of day.
The beach is empty, you can hear the waves crashing Against the pencils Pencils? Uh, no biggy, But I have a pencil system.
They should be lined up like so.
Tips are always facing the ocean.
- Because - Because the tips.
Always need to face the ocean.
Sorry.
I'll help you reorganize.
It's all good in the hood.
Whoa, Kells! You brought sand into the tower? I did.
Can I just point out, we're on the beach? Aloe, please! It's tickles.
Stop.
Tell me that's not grape juice on my skinny jeans.
Tell me it's not grape juice on my skinny jeans.
It's not grape juice.
It's cranapple.
Hey, let's find our chi! Don't wipe! Dab, dab! Oh, the stain is setting.
Oh, this is a nightmare.
But I'm not sure I'm ready to get to know "aloe on a whole new level.
" Fine.
I guess you're saying goodbye to $250 a week then.
Fine! I'll just $250 a week? And I'm dabbing the stain.
Clockwise.
Always dab clockwise.
Are you feeling good? With me being fired, You're our only shot to get Kelly's boat back.
He's right.
You got to impress these execs today.
How's that taco arm feel, slugger? Oh, whoa! What if I had a real taco arm? Sugar, focus.
If all goes well, If all goes well, by this time tomorrow, I'll be front row center for feeding time at shark alley! Can't you almost smell the blood? You ready to sauce it up, Mr.
Senior executive.
In charge of taco sauce? You bet, Mr.
Guy who cries in the storage closet.
Uh, on your toes, people! The bosses are here.
Ooh, I got to floss.
Ah, Mr.
Wexler.
Always an honor, sir.
You got floss y your chest, Frank.
This is not why we gave you pants.
My name's actually Fritz, sir.
I'll never remember that.
Ah.
Corporate has seen.
The numbers we're going to have to shut you down.
What? No, no, no, no, no no no! Sir, please.
Don't make any decisions until.
You've sampled my new secret weapon.
Ah? Psst! Bucket! Bucket! Yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi! What's wrong? I lost the recipe.
I thought you kept maw-maw's recipe right here.
I do! Taped to my chest! When I got to work today Lip balm.
Cherry.
Try some.
I'm good.
Skinner! How about whippin' up some of that sauce.
For our guests? Quickly! The chef will begin mixing the secret sauce, But first, he needs you all to close your eyes.
He didn't say hold hands.
Mix what? I don't know the recipe! Listen, I want that pass! What do we do? We improvise.
Skinner, man the mixing bowl.
Piper, go to storage and throw him ingredients.
What ingredients? I don't know, just throw.
I hope everyone brought their appetite.
That's enough.
That's enough.
Okay, that was on purpose.
What shall we do? Relish, mustard? Apple sauce.
I don't know.
Just try it all.
Okay.
I am about out of patience.
Almost ready! Wait! Perfect.
Here you go.
Dig in! I think you'll be shocked.
Well? What do you think? I think we're done here.
Oh, wait! That was just the crazy joke.
Here's what really gonna save this place.
Who is this guy, Phil? Fritz! Um, he's a former street taco, sir.
And a very disturbed individual.
Because this is an impressive presentation.
Who I personally hired and mentored.
I think of him as a son.
New logo design.
Cost-cutting.
Improved customer service.
This is quality work, son.
Implement them for us and we'll see if we can make this work.
Boys.
Congratulations, Mr.
Employee of the month.
Dude, you did it! I'm going to aqualand! Bucket, I gotta admit it.
You're awesome.
Thanks, Piper.
That was really sweet.
Sweet? Oh, yuck.
Way to ruin the moment.
Gimme! Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple.
Yup, that's the order of the rainbow.
That should make you happy, you weirdo.
Hey, Kelly! Great news.
Whoa! Stop right there.
Sand.
Kelly, quit it.
It tickles.
It tickles.
Kells, guess what? I've got the money to fix the boat.
You can come back to the surf shop now.
Sorry, Bucket.
I think I'm just going to stick.
With this gig for a while.
But none of us feel comfortable.
Taking the bikinis off the mannequins.
I miss you guys too, but I'm making so much more money here.
Didn't he see the sign? "authorized personnel only.
" "no squids allowed!" No, I did not see the sign.
'Cause there is no sign.
Kell's bells tell you how much fun we're having? Yup.
Fun.
Capital "f".
Thanks, K.
B.
You're invited to my bonfire under the stars.
This sat.
I'll be performing some.
Acoustic songs that I've written about my hair.
Including, "scalpful of sunshine.
" Protein shake time! Oops, I forgot.
Give me two minutes.
It's not ready yet? My electrolytes are dipping.
Say goodbye to your friend, and start to focus on your duties.
Let me get that shake for you now.
Bucket, you should go.
Yeah.
Visiting hours are over.
Buh-bye! One protein shake, coming up.
Oops! Silly me.
Forgot the top.
That was awesome! Let's go, Bucket.
Hey, Kells.
Bonfire? Be there, ?