Canada's Drag Race (2020) s01e03 Episode Script
Not Sorry Aboot It
RuPaul: Previously,
on Canada's Drag Race
BROOKE LYNN: You
will be over-acting
in two her-itage moments.
JEFFREY: Action.
LEMON: I can't go back
to working in coat check.
I just can't!
Too many people have died.
KYNE: Your waist.
JIMBO: Ahh!
That was late.
STACEY: Kyne, what do you
think about your outfit?
KYNE: I like my outfit.
STACEY: Really?
JEFFREY: Tynomi Banks.
BROOKE LYNN: It seemed like
Lemon was propping you up
a little bit.
JEFFREY: Lemon,
con-drag-ulations.
You are the winner of
this week's challenge.
Tynomi Banks,
chante, you stay.
Kyne, sashay away.
♪
♪
♪
SCARLETT: Oh my god!
BOA: What a day, girls.
TYNOMI: "I love you, Tynomi."
I love that part.
"I love you all."
"Think of me fondly
now that I've said goodbye."
Aw!
LEMON: Kyne has just left us,
and it's crazy.
She's a huge name
in Canadian drag,
and she's a huge name
in online drag.
TYNOMI: I'm just gonna
wipe off this bullshit.
[laughter]
PRIYANKA: Bye, Kyne!
QUEENS: Bye, Kyne!
KIARA: It doesn't matter
how big of a name you are.
Anybody could go home
at any moment.
SCARLETT: Congratulations,
Lemon!
[cheering & applause]
PRIYANKA: The redemption!
LEMON: I just won
the first acting challenge
of Canada's Drag Race, ever.
LEMON: I feel
so renewed.
I can't wait to win
again next week.
[laughter]
SCARLETT: That's how
you think, honey?
TYNOMI: I want to win like you!
[Jamaican accent] I want to
win $5,000 worth of makeup.
STARZY: You won the lip synch.
You're still here with us.
Don't do that to me again.
STARZY: Get it together, girl.
I need you here with me
till the very end.
TYNOMI: It was like
a restart button.
I just don't want to get
like negative feedback.
I want to give the runway.
I want to give it my all
for every challenge.
TYNOMI: Any time I'm in that
bottom it's Hunger Games.
I'm Katniss Everdeen.
Arrows are coming out.
I am not going down.
PRIYANKA: No, my ear!
SCARLETT: Ow, ow, ow!
RITA: Ow.
LEMON: Oh my god.
TYNOMI: [squeals]
TYNOMI: I'm not lip synching
again for the second time,
but if I do,
I'm taking no prisoners.
[evil laugh]
♪
SCARLETT: Ow!
♪
RUPAUL: The winner of
Canada's Drag Race receives
a year of hotel stays
from Hilton,
and a cash prize of $100,000.
With Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman,
Stacey McKenzie,
and Brooke Lynn Hytes.
With tonight's extra special
guest host, Deborah Cox.
♪
♪
STARZY: It's a new day
in the workroom.
There's only 10 of us left.
The stakes are now
higher than ever.
JIMBO: Wow, it already feels
like we're so many less.
PRIYANKA: I feel like it's gonna
be anyone's game to take.
KIARA: I'm looking
around the room,
and I don't know
who is going to go home.
LEMON: That's 'cause
it's you, but totally.
KIARA: you, bitch.
[siren]
[cheering]
RUPAUL: O Canada!
She done already
done had herses.
RUPAUL: Hey, kitty girls.
QUEENS: Hi!
RUPAUL: I've always wondered
how Canadians get anything done
with all
the apologizing y'all do.
BOA: Sorry about it.
RUPAUL: Always sorry about this,
and sorry about that.
The time has come
for you to Ru-pologize
like your life depends on it.
Sorry, not sorry,
but totally sorry.
[laughter]
SCARLETT: Ooh, bitch.
JEFFREY: Bonjour,
bonjour, bonjour!
JEFFREY: Good morning,
bitches!
QUEENS: Hi.
Good morning.
JEFFREY: We have
some company today.
[all gasping]
So you better be
on your best behaviour.
Please give a warm
Drag Race welcome to
Traci Melchor.
[cheering & applause]
TRACI: I am
a Drag Race superfan!
JEFFREY: Traci is here
to help us this season
as Canada's best
squirrel friend.
PRIYANKA: A squirrel friend
is like an ally.
She loves her gays.
She stands up for our rights.
Plus, a drag race superfan.
TRACI: For today's
mini challenge,
you're gonna be
auditioning as anchors
KIARA: Yes.
TRACI: for a brand-new
morning show, Canada Gay-M!
[laughter]
JEFFREY: And you'll be
co-anchoring as pairs,
so bosom buddy up.
The team that
does the best job
entertaining
the nation will win.
Oh, but wait--
there's just one more thing.
SCARLETT: No
JEFFREY: Canada Gay-M
will be the nation's first
tri-lingual talk show.
[awkward laughter]
SCARLETT: Can I switch?
I want one of the French girls.
TRACI: Your teleprompter script
is gonna roll by in French,
English, and Canada's
third official language,
Draglish.
[laughter & yelling]
RITA: We get to read French
on the teleprompter.
I'm very happy.
J'ai capote.
JEFFREY: You will have
20 minutes to get into
anchor woman quick drag.
Queens ready,
set, anchors away!
[all cheering]
QUEEN: Bye-eee!
♪
RITA: You should practice
your French, ladies.
SCARLETT: Maybe you should
practice your English.
STARZY: Oh-ho-ho!
[laughs] Ha!
BoBo, you win that round.
♪
STARZY: Tynomi is
toe up from the flow up.
She looks like
someone's Jamaican
great-great-great auntie.
TRACI: Bonjour, bonjour.
JEFFREY: You are our only
two Quebecois queens.
RITA: Oui, monsieur.
KIARA: Oui.
JEFFREY: So, when it comes
to the French portion of it,
you should be top notch, yes?
RITA: It's in the Baga.
[laughter]
TRACI: I want
to give you one tip.
If you it up,
keep going.
I'm gonna count you down,
in 3, 2, 1.
RITA: Hello, ladies, gentlemen,
and all the non-binary
folks watching at home.
SCARLETT: I'm Stacy.
ILONA: I'm Lacy.
LEMON: My name's Priyanka.
PRIYANKA: And I'm Lemon
Bowyer-Chapman Melchor.
JIMBO: And my name
is Nancy Grace,
and I am full-blown
pissed to be here,
but good morning anyway.
STARZY: Hiiieeee!
And welcome to
Canada Gay-Mm, hunty!
SCARLETT: Here's
today's top tea.
KIARA: Drag Race star
Brooke Lynn Hytes' closet
was raided in
Bling Ride Ring
TYNOMI: Oh my god,
Bling Ring style home invasion.
Police weren't able to attend--
apprehend and suspect.
ILONA: But a warrant has
been put out for a breast!
STARZY: Le garde robe de la
vedette Brooke Lynn Hin--
[laughs]
RITA: a été dévalisé lors
d'une invasion de domicile
a la Bling Ring.
STARZY: La police n'ont
pas été de booya-ka.
LEMON: [gibberish]
PRIYANKA: Wigs snatched.
Ha!
House of Hytes mopped.
Police, gooped.
LEMON: [laughs]
Gooped is right.
JIMBO: Police duped.
[laughs]
Duped is right.
This week's supermodel,
Stacey McKenzie
was invited to throw
three free throws
at the Toronto Raptor game.
SCARLETT: Her starting
position, fashion forward.
TYONOMI: Stacey McKenzie a été
invitee a lancer [gibberish]
Raptors de Toronto.
JIMBO: Con-drag-ulations,
Stacey.
She is serving
BOA: She is serving
JIMBO: Butch queen realness
at the sports ball team.
STARZY: And I ally-oop!
PRIYANKA: Today is national
arriving on time day,
or as drag queens call it,
tomorrow.
STARZY: [gibberish]
BOA: [gibberish]
ou, comme l'appelent
les drags queens
RITA: Ou, comme l'appelent
les drag queens le lendemain.
JIMBO: You don't keep time, then
you can't be clocked, bitch!
[pops tongue]
ILONA: Tongue pop?
Tongue pop, tongue pop!
LEMON: In an interview
with National She-o-graphic
BOA: squirrel friend
Traci Melchor rocked
the squirrel community
by saying she hates nuts.
Me too!
LEMON: Mainly because
she can never remember
where she hid them.
KIARA: Dans une entrevue avec
National She-o-graphique,
notre amie l'écureuil
Traci Melchor
TYNOMI: Traci Melcor.
[laughs]
et communique
[pops tongue & clears throat]
JIMBO: And with Pride season
just around the corner,
let's take a look at
the upcoming weather report.
I forget your name.
I am very sorry.
BOA: It's Rebecca O'Neil.
JIMBO: Rebecca O'Neil,
I'll let you take this one.
KIARA: Rita, I'll let
you take this one.
TYNOMI: co-anchor name,
I'll let you take this one.
[laughs]
STARZY: Thanks,
insert co-anchor name.
RITA: Oh, and happy pride.
JIMBO: Oh, a Joyeuse Fierté.
LEMON: Rains are
a sure way to sunshine.
Chante, you stay.
You can't rain on this
queen's parade, okurrrr?
[pops tongue]
BOA: Oh!
[pops tongue]
STARZY: Okurrrrr?
[pops tongue]
JIMBO: And that is all
we have for today,
fortunately for you at home.
Unfortunately for me,
I'm stuck with this bitch.
KIARA: Alright,
that was it for today.
My name is Kiara.
RITA: And I'm Rita Baga.
TYNOMI: I'm Tynomi Banks.
STARZY: And I'm
Anastarzia Anaquway.
SCARLETT: And we are
signing off, as your sissies.
ILONA: Sissies!
SCARLETT: Sissies.
PRIYANKA: And remember
what they tell you.
LEMON: Don't stop
until you drop.
[laughter]
LEMON: Oh!
PRIYANKA: Oh, shit!
I need some more vodka.
TRACI: Ladies, can I
just say, how dare you?!
How dare you
come for my gig?!
[laughter]
JEFFREY: You all served us
some scalding morning tea,
but two of you gave us
good talking head.
TRACI: No complaints here.
[laughter]
JEFFREY: That's why
she's our squirrel friend.
TRACI: The winners of
today's mini challenge are
Priyanka and Lemon!
[cheering & applause]
TRACI: Con-drag-ulations!
PRIYANKA: Thank you.
PRIYANKA: I'm a winner, baby!
It's my first little win.
LEMON: I won another thing.
I won another thing.
TRACI: You've each won
$2,000 worth of gorgeous
drag jewels from
Amped Accessories!
PRIYANKA: Word!
Yes!
Thank you!
JEFFREY: Are you not
happy about this, Jimbo?
JIMBO: Hell no!
It is Nancy for the final
time, okay?
JIMBO: Maybe they'll
have Nancy Grace on their
award-winning show,
so I can get to the bottom
of how the hell those two won.
PRIYANKA: Shut up, Nancy!
TRACI: My queens,
the saying goes,
"Behind every great Canadian
is another Canadian
"politely keeping
their distance".
But you're about to set
aside our trademark niceness.
JEFFREY: For this week's
maxi challenge,
you'll be teaming up
to tear each other down,
musically that is.
You'll be splitting
into two rival girl groups
to perform a super shady,
queen on queen rap battle.
A rap battle we're calling
"Not Sorry Aboot It,"
#CanadasDragRace.
You'll start by writing
trash-talking lyrics
aimed at the queens
on the opposing team.
Then, you'll record your verses
with our special guest producer,
Ralph.
TYNOMI: Ooh.
TYNOMI: She's an
amazing Canadian artist.
I love her music.
JEFFREY: And finally, you'll
learn some sickening steps
with our resident choreographer,
Hollywood Jade.
STARZY: Hollywood Jade himself.
PRIYANKA: The amazing
choreographer star.
JEFFREY: Priyanka and Lemon,
you won the mini challenge,
so you will be team captains.
PRIYANKA: Oh, shit!
JEFFREY: Choose your
lyrical assassins wisely.
LEMON: My strategy,
as team captain,
is just pick the girls
who can bust out a beat.
LEMON: Tynomi Banks!
[laughter]
PRIYANKA: Rita Baga.
RITA: Merci, merci beaucoup.
LEMON: Nancy, would you
come over here, please?
JIMBO: You bet your
goddamn boots I will.
[laughter]
JIMBO: I don't rush for no one.
PRIYANKA: I'm gonna
go with Scarlett BoBo.
LEMON: I'm gonna
grab me some Kiara.
KIARA: Thank you so much.
JEFFREY: Priyanka,
who's your next pick?
ILONA: Ooh, Priyanka,
she's my friend.
Maybe I'm not gonna
get picked last for once.
PRIYANKA: It wouldn't be
a pageant without Starzy.
BOA: Ooh.
PRIYANKA: People want to know
who you're friends with,
but you've gotta think
who's gonna make the best
girl group and really put in
the hard work to make the group,
as a whole, look really good.
JEFFREY: That leaves
Boa and Ilona Verley.
LEMON: Love you both, but I'm
gonna have to go with Boa.
BOA: Yes!
See ya, bitch!
[laughter]
ILONA: I got picked last!
JEFFREY: Ilona,
you are on Priyanka's team.
ILONA: I'm trying to be like,
"Oh, ha-ha, like whatever,"
but twice in a row,
that's actually sad.
TRACI: Let the rap battle begin!
JEFFREY: Gentlemen,
start your engines.
TRACI: Are we
really saying this?
JEFFREY: Oh, girl, we really
gon' say this right now.
TRACI: And
TRACI & JEFFREY: may
the best woman win!
[cheering & applause]
QUEENS: Let's do it,
let's do it.
Let's go, let's go!
JIMBO: Alright, you guys,
do you want to hear
what this song sounds like?
ALL: 3, 2, 1, click.
LEMON: Oh, it starts
with a high heel.
We live.
TYNOMI: Ooh.
PRIYANKA: Aah,
this is amazing!
Ilona, are you okay?
ILONA: I'm
just so over it.
SCARLETT: Over what?
PRIYANKA: Being picked last?
ILONA: The getting
picked last thing.
I'm trying to get out of
the mood and just move on,
but I'm like actually pissed,
because it's like this has
literally been my whole life,
every time.
ILONA: I was always picked
last for sports and stuff,
and just it's very triggering.
Drag is the one thing
I'm good at.
This is who I am, and to be
picked last twice in a row now,
I'm just like
over it.
PRIYANKA: We've all
been picked last once,
and it sucks to be picked last,
so we're sorry.
ILONA: It's okay.
It's all good.
PRIYANKA: What is our
group name gonna be?
Every girl group
has an iconic name,
and our name's gonna be
SCARLETT: You're the team
captain, so what's it gonna be?
PRIYANKA: Priyanka
and the Dolls.
ILONA: Oh!
SCARLETT: Excuse me.
PRIYANKA: I don't understand
what's wrong with that name.
LEMON: I think we
should be The Dolls.
KIARA: No, The D wolls.
LEMON: Everyone wants to be
a dwoll, but they a troll.
[laughter]
JIMBO: The Dwolls
are ready to play house,
and they're ready
to cause some shit.
TEAM LEMON: The Dwolls!
[laughter]
LEMON: See you later, trolls.
[laughter]
PRIYANKA: We could
play off some sort of like
famous Drag Race thing,
like backrolls.
SCARLETT: We're Canada's
Drag Race season 1, bitch.
We gotta make it
our own thing.
PRIYANKA: Okay, so
something Canadian then?
Cheese curds?
ILONA: Something maple.
Maple Marys, maybe?
PRIYANKA: How about something
with Mooseknuckles?
SCARLETT: Mary
and the Mooseknuckles.
[laughter]
STARZY: What the
is a moose knuckle?
PRIYANKA: A moose knuckle
is when you can see
a guy's balls through his pants.
STARZY: [laughs]
RITA: I'm learning a new word
today again, "Mooseknuckles."
PRIYANKA: Like a guy has balls,
and his pants are too tight,
and they look like
a moose knuckle.
Drag queens sometimes
don't tuck properly,
and you see their
buffy boofu-boofus.
SCARLETT: We are
The Mooseknuckles.
RITA: Learning English and doing
Drag Race at the same time.
PRIYANKA: Mooseknuckles
on three.
1, 2, 3
TEAM PRIYANKA: Mooseknuckles.
STARZY: That's what
we're naming ourselves?
Crazy bitches.
TYNOMI: I have
a question for everyone.
Are you musically inclined?
JIMBO: You know I like
to sing most every day. ♪
I like to sing,
yes, I do. ♪
TYNOMI: You guys have
seen my resume, right?
You've seen my billboards.
LEMON: We saw.
TYNOMI: Club, club, next club.
Another club, another club.
KIARA: I'm part of
the Pussy Cat Drags,
I'm part of the Spice Drags,
and I'm part of Little Mix.
KIARA: I feel confident
about this challenge
because I am a good dancer.
I can pick up choreography
and I can rap.
PRIYANKA: Did anybody single out
any girls and their lyrics?
SCARLETT: The hardest part is
picking one thing to say about
these bitches
in 13 seconds.
BOA: I have an intro and
then I have one for Scarlett.
BOA: I'm gonna dis Scarlett.
We've been friends for years.
She's my sister, and I just
hope she can take the punch.
BOA: That nose contour
screams "eggplant Friday"
because it's kind of
like eggplant.
BOA: I'm not sorry aboot it.
JEFFREY: Hieee!
QUEENS: Hi!
JEFFREY: How are my
Drag Queen Latifah's doing?
[laughter]
JEFFREY: Good afternoon,
bitches.
JIMBO: Handsome Jeffrey
comes around for a visit,
and I just think,
"Damn, damn, damn."
JEFFREY: So, in the vein
of this being a rap battle,
how are you gonna
take these bitches down?
LEMON: I'm a straight-up
rapstress,
so I feel very confident
in my rapping abilities.
TYNOMI: Lemon's a rapstress.
LEMON: I like literally
only listen to rap music.
JEFFREY: Like who,
Iggy Azalea, Eminem?
[laughter]
LEMON: City Girls, Saweetie.
LEMON: I feel like I can
really make things pop!
JEFFREY: Hello, ladies.
QUEENS: Hello.
JEFFREY: So, what's going on?
What's the 411?
PRIYANKA: Okay,
so we named our group.
We're called
The Mooseknuckles.
JEFFREY: Bitch, I love it.
Are you kidding?
It's so classically Canadian!
PRIYANKA: Classically Canadian,
and we've all suffered
from a mooseknuckle
in our lives.
SCARLETT: Speak for yourself.
JEFFREY: Priyanka, how did
you choose your teammates?
PRIYANKA: You know
how the Spice Girls had
different personalities?
JEFFREY: Yes.
PRIYANKA: Sitting here, you
have five very different girls,
but together we're gonna
be very, very powerful,
and make all those
mooseknuckles just go wild.
[laughter]
SCARLETT: Miss Mooseknuckles.
JEFFREY: Tomorrow, you'll be
rap battling on the main stage,
where we'll be joined by
our extra special guest host,
Canada's legendary
chart-topping diva, Deborah Cox.
[screaming & applause]
SCARLETT: It's Deborah
Cox!
I've been performing her
songs for like 10 years.
I hope I don't
owe her royalties.
TYNOMI: I back-up danced
for her a couple times.
TYNOMI: I don't
want to gloat, but
SCARLETT: Okay, yeah, we know.
We get it.
LEMON: She's my
second favourite Cox.
♪
LEMON: Hieeee!
RALPH: Hello!
TYNOMI: We get to the stage,
and Ralph is there.
Ooh!
RALPH: We're gonna
work on songs today.
LEMON: My team is
a bunch of bad bitches,
and we 'bout to kill it.
TYNOMI: [clears throat]
[pops tongue]
RALPH: [laughs]
TYNOMI: [rapping] Knick knack,
paddywhack, give a dog a bone.
Frumpy dumb bitch,
I'm gonna send your ass home.
TYNOMI: I'm dissing
the whole team.
I'm calling them dirty bitches
that need to wash themselves.
RALPH: If we could find Tynomi.
TYNOMI: Okay.
RALPH: Have a little
bit more personality.
TYNOMI: [rapping]
All of dem be dutty dutty
Need to wash ya panty panty.
KIARA: Yeah! [laughter]
LEMON: Yes, bitch!
LEMON: Rita's old, and Ilona
be fake, and that last girl,
what's her name?
[laughter]
LEMON: I am a straight-up
rapstress.
KIARA: My rap is about me
wanting to have a kai-kai,
but none of them being
good enough for me.
KIARA: A kai-kai is when
two drag queens have sex.
I'm known in Montreal
for being a kai-kai queen.
KIARA: [rapping]
Kiki want a kai-kai
but none of these
queens are my type.
KIARA: I would not
kai-kai with any other girls
of the other team,
but I'll take the pit crew.
BOA: [rapping] Try to slay
the runway, doing it my way!
That nose gives me
eggplant Friday!
RALPH: You could kick it up.
BOA: Kick it up?
I feel like I just did
like heroin or something.
Like, that was crazy!
BOA: [rapping] Scarlett BoBo,
your looks are a no-no.
Dressed like a clown
and it showed in the promo.
RALPH: Think of it
as a song still;
stay on the rhythm.
BOA: [rapping] Scarlett BoBo,
your looks are a no-no--
RALPH: Try to nail
the annunciations.
We need to know that you're
saying "Scarlett BoBo."
You don't have to scream
like "Scarlett BOBO!"
TYNOMI: She's just
not quite getting it,
so she does it again.
BOA: [rapping] Scarlett BoBo,
your looks are a no-no.
RALPH: Hit those annunciations.
TYNOMI: Does it again.
BOA: [rapping] Scarlett BoBo,
your looks are a no-no.
TYNOMI: Then again.
BOA: [rapping] Scarlett BoBo,
looks are a no-no.
BOA: I feel like I'm a natural.
BOA: [rapping] That nose
gives me eggplant Friday!
BOA: Maybe I'll become
a recording artist after this.
TYNOMI: Girl!
JIMBO: My vibe is kind of,
you know, like I'm in the club.
Someone's coming up,
trying to start some shit,
and I'm like, "Oh hell, no,
I don't got no time!"
JIMBO: I'm feeling
myself in my fur coat,
and I am ready to rhyme, rap.
JIMBO: [rapping]
Back rolls now in HD.
Pop the zits before
you come for me.
Check yo' mug 'cause
you looking greas-y.
Did I need to add more there?
RALPH: Add like "Huh!"
JIMBO: Check yo' mug
'cause you looking greas-y!
Oh, bitch!
[laughter]
RALPH: I love that.
I wasn't sure where you were
gonna go at the end-- oh, bitch!
JIMBO: Oh bitch, look at
the face all over the place!
More like RuPaul's disgrace!
[laughter]
RALPH: Alright,
ladies, you're done!
PRIYANKA: Hi!
RALPH: Welcome
to the rap battle studio.
ILONA: Ralph is so fun.
She is absolutely serving it
with that like pink hair.
Okay, work, bitch.
RALPH: I worked
with the other team.
They were good.
No pressure.
I'm really excited to
hear what you've got.
PRIYANKA: Hi.
Hot.
I have two singles on iTunes.
RALPH: Okay, so you're a pro.
PRIYANKA: Well,
here's the trick:
anyone can have
a single on iTunes.
RALPH: [laughs]
Let's do it.
PRIYANKA: [rapping] Hi, Canada,
did you get my name?
Not a copycat fish.
Did you get my name?
ILONA: Priyanka is snapping.
Priyanka is letting us have it.
PRIYANKA: It's me and my girls
serving you spectacles.
Those other girls, forgettable.
SCARLETT: I also have
a few songs on iTunes.
[laughter]
SCARLETT: [rapping] Drop, drop,
you're looking like a flop!
Walk, walk, 'cause
you ain't the bop!
STARZY: BoBo is a rock star.
SCARLETT: Sirens, sirens!
Bitch, you're caught!
[laughter]
ILONA: Yeah!
SCARLETT: I'm tired
of being safe.
I want to win
a challenge.
ILONA: So, I've never
recorded a song before.
RALPH: You don't have
a song on iTunes, okay.
[laughter]
ILONA: [rapping] Everything
they wear gets them a detention.
Everywhere they go, people
have nothing nice to mention.
Ha-ha-ha,
I'm so funny.
[laughter]
SCARLETT: That's great!
ILONA: Oh, I recorded
my first little song!
STARZY: Let's get
this over with.
STARZY: I'm nervous as hell.
I want to get this shit done so
I can get the hell out of here.
This isn't what I do, baby!
PRIYANKA: Come on, Starz,
you can do it!
Own it, don't rent it, okay?
STARZY: [rapping]
Hoes think they sweet
with a face half beat
RALPH: Let's do it again.
STARZY: [sighs]
No, no, no,
all cat, no mouse.
Time mother come to show the--
blah, blah, blah.
Think they sweet--
blah, blah, blah!
ILONA: Starzy, you can
have this meltdown later.
Open your mouth and put this
verse into that microphone.
Thank you.
STARZY: Time to shoot,
fall from your feet.
Bitch, your face complete!
PRIYANKA: Woo!
[cheering & applause]
RALPH: I feel good about that.
You feel good about that?
PRIYANKA: She closed
her book, though.
She's done!
RITA: I will sing for real.
She's a vocalist.
PRIYANKA: Yas, Rita!
RITA: I've got a song
on iTunes too, girl.
RITA: So, I might
have a secret weapon.
I'm a trained singer.
RITA: [rapping]
Team L-E-M-O-N
ain't gonna make it
to the end!
PRIYANKA: Rita Baga,
she can sing.
RITA: [rapping] We're
the lemon pie destroyers.
[cheering]
RALPH: Okay!
PRIYANKA: We are
so unapologetically
taking these girls down,
and we're all delivering
the best girl group track
you ever heard.
Sorry, Pussy Cat Dolls.
♪
♪
TYNOMI: Hey, sis!
TYNOMI: We're
moving on to choreo!
HOLLYWOOD: I'm Hollywood.
LEMON: I'm a dancer,
so I know who Hollywood Jade is,
and I am gagged
for him to be here.
HOLLYWOOD: This is Irvin,
my assistant.
You're going 1, sit, 2.
3, sit, 4.
You're gonna add your hands.
Roll right, and sit, and really
think like gay wrists.
Like, let it be a moment,
be a moment.
Right, left, circle in,
press it out.
LEMON: In terms of
the choreography,
I know I am slaying that.
I am that bitch,
and I am serving it to you.
HOLLYWOOD: Crown, hips.
KIARA: I'm on a team
with Tynomi and Lemon,
two dancers that
dance professionally.
The stakes are high.
HOLLYWOOD: Circle.
LEMON: The other girls aren't
quite getting it as quickly
as I would hope they would.
HOLLYWOOD: It's 1, 2,
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
TYNOMI: Jimbo, what's happening?
[scoffs]
JIMBO: I don't know
what I'm doing at all.
HOLLYWOOD: Well, 1, 2, 3, 4.
What did I say
about these wrists?
Limp, very gay.
Over, step back,
together, step out.
JIMBO: I do not like
being bad at things.
I hate it.
HOLLYWOOD: Your weight
should be facing this way.
But your foot doesn't move.
We gotta get this
coordination together.
JIMBO: Ooh!
HOLLYWOOD: 1, 2,
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2
Alright.
I mean, there's clearly work
that is necessary and needed,
so practice.
Let's do this one more time,
so I know it's in there.
1, 2, uh-huh.
I mean, it's not hard
right?
PRIYANKA: Am I in
the right place right now?
HOLLYWOOD: I love this worrisome
look on all of your faces.
ILONA: I'm not a dancer,
and if I make it through
a dance challenge, it's gonna
be a blessed day on the planet.
HOLLYWOOD: Roll 1, 2, 3,
box step,
5, 6, circle,
7, 8, crown,
1, 2, 3, and 4.
PRIYANKA: Ha-ha!
HOLLYWOOD: Yeah, we're going!
PRIYNAKA: Okay!
He's teaching it fast!
STARZY: Oh, hell, no!
This ain't Dancing
With The Stars!
HOLLYWOOD: You wanna
be on Drag Race?
PRIYANKA: I think so.
HOLLYWOOD: Well,
Drag Race costs,
and this is where
you start paying.
In sweat!
5, 6, 7, 8
Roll 1, 2, 3, 4
PRIYANKA: 5 and 6 and 7 and 8!
[gibberish]
You guys got it?
HOLLYWOOD: Crown, hip,
left, right, right.
I'm gonna keep going.
SCARLETT: Oh, there's more?
ILONA: My body doesn't
move like that properly.
STARZY: We all better prepare
to lip synch for our lives.
This choreography is hard.
HOLLYWOOD: Let me see it.
5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2--
So, to the right first.
5, 6, 7, 8.
Roll 1, 2, 3, 4,
box step, 6, 7, 8.
PRIYANKA: We thought
we had it in the bag,
but the cat left the bag.
Cat's out of the bag, people.
We suck.
Ilona's having
a full panic attack.
BoBo's crying.
SCARLETT: Whoa.
PRIYANKA: Starzy
hasn't even danced yet.
And Rita went back to Quebec!
HOLLYWOOD: Let's
get it together.
PRIYANKA: Bye.
PRIYANKA: Mooseknuckles out.
♪
KIARA: Eeh!
Sorry, bitches!
PRIYANKA: I slept in these.
PRIYANKA: It's elimination day!
BOA: For this week's
maxi challenge,
we have to create dis tracks
in a rap battle performance
on the main stage.
LEMON: The Dwolls are
gonna kill these judges.
♪
BOA: [whispered] So,
I think Scarlett's kind of
pissed off with me right now,
and I'm not too sure why.
LEMON: Like what kind of
vibes are you getting, though?
Like, what do you mean?
SCARLETT: They're
obsessed with you.
You could take a dump
on the stage
and they'd be like, "Look at,
Boa took a dump on the stage
"and she rhinestoned it."
BOA: Brooke Lynn
said I look sexy.
SCARLETT: Till you
took your corset off.
BOA: Really?
LEMON: I think potentially
Scarlett is just a little bit
jealous of how well Boa is
being perceived by the judges,
but that's not her fault.
TYNOMI: What is
your beef with Boa?
SCARLETT: Every two seconds
she's trying to read me
and rip me a new one.
SCARLETT: When I saw her
walk into the workroom,
I was like, nice, a good friend
to lean on and to have my back.
But I feel like when I have
something bad happening,
or if I need to talk
about something,
she just goes right to
comedy, being a dick.
SCARLETT: It's
frustrating because
I'm trying to be there for her
and be supportive of her
and she's just like
TYNOMI: I didn't even know that.
SCARLETT: Yeah.
BOA: It's making me anxious,
and I don't like that.
I'm not here to piss people off.
JIMBO: Maybe you should just
go and tell her right now,
and clear the air.
Get it off your chest.
If you let it fester,
you're gonna bring it
into your show.
If you guys clear the air,
you can just tell her I love you
and just get over it.
BOA: You're right.
Okay, I'll go talk
to her right now.
BOA: So I want to
talk to her about it.
We've been friends for years.
I want to talk this out.
BOA: Hey, do you
have a second?
SCARLETT: Uh, this second?
BOA: Do you want
to talk soon?
SCARLETT: I can't
talk right now.
I have to get ready.
I need to focus.
BOA: Do you just want
to come to me, or?
SCARLETT: Uh yeah.
BOA: Okay, whatever's
best for you.
SCARLETT: Okay.
BOA: Okay, I love you.
SCARLETT: I can't have
that energy going into
probably one of the most
taxing challenges.
ILONA: Qu'est que ?
[laughter]
SCARLETT: Now
I feel uncomfortable.
ILONA: Save the anger
for the rap battle.
JIMBO: I am kind of spying
on the girls across the room,
as I'm snacking on my sandwich.
SCARLETT: Hm, what's
going on over there?
peeping Toms over here,
back to your work.
♪
STARZY: Tynnomi, your
background is Jamaican, right?
TYNOMI: Yes, but I was born
here in Toronto, and my mom,
she's from the sugar state.
PRIYANKA: Yeah, my parents
are both Guyanese.
SCARLETT: Is your family
okay with you being gay, Pri?
Well, your mom?
PRIYANKA: My mom is
super supportive.
She comes to like
a lot of the shows,
but she has to like
hide it from my dad.
PRIYANKA: My dad is from Guyana,
where still you can be killed
for being gay.
Even if it's legal, you can
still be shot for being gay.
PRIYANKA: My dad doesn't
know that I do drag,
and he doesn't know
that I'm gay either.
SCARLETT: Really?
ILONA: What?
PRIYANKA: I'm afraid of
telling my dad that I'm gay
because
I just don't want
him to hate me.
I just fear he'd react that way
because of his upbringing
and where he's come from.
PRIYANKA: It feels so
like backwards to have to
like go back into the closet.
No one's in the closet anymore.
PRIANKA: I've been so
fortunate that all my friends
and all my family have
been the most supportive
in the whole entire world,
and I'm just so scared
that that one person,
who is going to
look me in the eye,
and tell me to get out of their
face, is gonna be my father.
In my ideal world, it would
just be a normal relationship
that we already have, but just
him knowing my actual truth,
because that would take
a weight off of my shoulders,
and it'd probably grow that
relationship so much more.
PRIYANKA: Just like this last
summer, we were at a wedding,
and my dad was like trying
to introduce me to girls.
TYNOMI: Oh no!
PRIYANKA: Yeah.
PRIYANKA: When my dad
asks me who I'm dating,
I say I'm dating
a girl named Priyanka.
So now, when he watches
Canada's Drag Race,
he'll finally be
able to meet her.
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
Cover Girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪
Head to toe
Let your whole body talk
And what?
[applause]
DEBORAH: Welcome to the main
stage of Canada's Drag Race.
I'm Deborah Cox,
and I'm thrilled to be here
as your extra
special guest host.
Ooh, this is trippy.
Brooke Lynn Hytes,
are you ready for tonight?
BROOKE LYNN: Deborah Cox,
my golden goddess,
I have one question for you.
How did you get here?
Ain't nobody supposed
to be here, girl.
[laughter]
DEBORAH: Stacey McKenzie,
my rainbow leopard.
Have you ever been dissed?
STACEY: No one has ever
lived to tell that tale.
BROOKE LYNN: They
got dis-charged.
STACEY: Oh!
DEBORAH: Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman.
JEFFREY: Deborah Cox,
you are a legend!
DEBORAH: Oh, stop.
You're the reason I get oh-so
sentimental!
JEFFREY: Ah-ha!
Ah!
She just said that to me!
DEBORAH: This week, our queens
were challenged to a rap battle
of epic proportions.
Gentlemen, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
[footsteps]
Yeah, yeah!
LEMON: Oh my god,
we are the sweetest, cutest,
nicest girl group
north of the border!
KIARA: Ouch!
BOA: I'm so sorry.
I mean, not really.
JIMBO: Come on, girls,
let's get 'em!
RITA: Pardonnez moi!
Canada's sweethearts
coming through!
PRIYANKA: We are like
so good at walking
And smiling!
SCARLETT: And breathing!
PRIYANKA: Good thing
we practiced!
Désolé, bitches!
SCARLETT: We are gonna
kill them with kindness.
Ha-ha-ha!
TYNOMI: Oh my god,
who are those hosers?
ILONA: I'm sorry,
what did you call us?
TYNOMI: I called you a ho, sir.
TEAM PRIYANKA: Gay gasp!
KIARA: I feel a rap
battle coming up!
BOA: Shh, you're not
supposed to say that!
It's supposed to
happen organically.
STARZY: Oh, ladies!
[evil voice]
Destroy them!
ALL: Sorry,
not sorry ♪
Sorry, I'm not sorry
Sorry
You won't make me apologize
And I'm not sorry aboot it
♪
TYNOMI: [rapping] I'm the queen.
I'm miss Tynomi.
When I'm on stage
I know you know me.
Slay all day with
a face will be.
Stick you down,
like to stamp my feet.
Knick knack, paddywhack,
give a dog a bone!
Frumpy old bitch,
I'm gonna send your ass home!
All of them be dutty dutty.
Need to wash
your panty panties!
ILONA: Everything I do
is sheer perfection.
Everywhere I look,
men cover their erections.
Everything they wear
gets them a detention.
Everywhere they go, people
have nothing nice to mention!
It must suck when
you get no attention.
Ha-ha-ha!
I'm so funny.
BOA: It's your girl, Boa
and I'm here to show ya
big booty, bitch,
these other girls
don't know another like me
'cause I do it differently,
sleeping on the sofa,
trust you will see.
Scarlett BoBo,
looks are a no-no,
dressed like a clown,
and it showed in the promo.
Try to slay the runway,
doing it my way.
That nose gives me
eggplant Friday!
STARZY: Anastarzia on the mic,
your girl in the house.
No, no, no,
all cat, no mouse.
Hoes think they sweet
with face half beat,
it's time Mother show
how to bring the heat.
Pack your cheap
drag up real neat
while I sit back
and I'll beat my meat.
Time to shoot
for from your feet,
bitch, ha, your face complete!
ALL: Sorry,
not sorry ♪
Sorry, I'm not sorry
Oh, no
Sorry, you won't
make me apologize ♪
And I'm not sorry aboot it
♪
KIARA: Kiki wanna kai-kai,
but none of these
queens are my type.
I'm sexy, so they
want a bite-bite.
They can try me,
but I will decline-cline.
Miss Anaquway,
you can sashay.
I want a real star,
no tea, no safe.
Ilona, you're
on the same lane,
double chin, double teeth,
baby, desolé.
SCARLETT: [rapping]
I don't wanna see nobody,
seems I gotta quit this hobby.
Sinking fast,
can't make it to the top.
Girl, can't wait
to see you drop!
Drop, drop,
you're looking like a flop.
Walk, walk, 'cause
you ain't the bop.
Hot, hot 'cause
that's what you're not.
Sirens, sirens,
bitch, you caught!
LEMON: Ain't nobody pussy pop it
quite like I do.
Ain't nobody look
turn a head like mine do.
Ain't no laugh track
slap like mine do.
Ain't no queen
rap it back like I do.
When I step in the room,
girls quake,
Scarlett, Starzy, always safe.
Rita's old and Ilona be fake,
and that last girl,
what's her name?
RITA: Team L-E-M-O-N
Ain't gonna
make it to the end. ♪
Just come a little closer.
Can't you see
we're getting hotter? ♪
Oh, yeah!
We're the lemon pie
destroyers! ♪
JIMBO: You want a dis?
Take a listen to this.
Honey, hold my drink
while I take a piss.
Grab a towel.
Think I spilled some tea.
You make messy TV.
Back rolls, now in HD,
pop your zits before
you come for me.
Check your mug 'cause
you looking greas-y.
Change your clothes
'cause they smell like pee.
PRIYANKA: Hi,
it's me, Priyanka.
What's my name, name?
BROOKE LYNNE: Priyanka!
PRIYANKA: Toronto
voted me the best.
Got this thing, thing.
Hi, Canada.
Did you get my name?
Not a copy cat fish.
Did you get my name?
It's me and my girls
serving you spectacles.
Those other girls--
forgettable.
ALL: Sorry, not sorry
Sorry,
I'm not sorry ♪
Sorry [no way]
You won't make me apologize
And I'm not sorry aboot it
Sorry [sorry]
Not sorry
[Sorry]
Sorry [uh-uh] ♪
I'm not sorry
Sorry, you won't
make me apologize ♪
And I'm not sorry aboot it
LEMON: Wait!
Why are we even fighting?
Shouldn't we be coming together
to fight against
slow walkers?
SCARLETT: She's right.
RITA: Why can't we just
be like polite Canadians?
JIMBO: You mean
passive-aggressive?
RITA: Well, I didn't say that,
but if you want to
turn it into that, sure.
KIARA: [gasps]
Let's sing about apologizing!
STARZY: I'm sorry that
I called you Mother Goose. ♪
BOA: I'm sorry that
I said your tuck was loose! ♪
SCARLETT: I'm sorry
and I want to make amends. ♪
TYNOMI: Sometimes I wonder
can't we just be friends? ♪
PRIYANKA: Je suis désolé
pour mes mots méchants. ♪
LEMON: Je suis désolé
for calling you a c-- ♪
LEMON: Je regrette
d'avoir vole votre trade. ♪
TYNOMI: He wasn't
that into you anyway! ♪
[Anyway, anyway]
ALL: I'm sorry,
we were bitches ♪
Now we're friends
Hunteeee [sorry]
Hunteeee ♪
We were bitches
now we're friends ♪
♪
♪
Live, laugh
Love, love, love, love!
[judges applauding & cheering]
STACEY: Brap, brap, brap, brap!
♪
DEBORAH: Category is
"Quebecky with the Good Hair."
First up, Kiara.
KIARA: Tonight, I'm serving
disco realness with a big afro.
Very Diana Ross.
She's on her way
to Studi-ho 50-whore.
BROOKE LYNN: Mufasa,
I'm gay, okay!
Gay!
KIARA: I'm not
afraid of any runway,
and she is not a disco deer
in the headlights, honey.
JEFFREY: Heavy is the head
that wears lamé.
DEBORAH: Next up, Jimbo.
JUDGES: Ooh.
JIMBO: My confidence is through
the roof, and I am serving it.
I'm feeling all my hairs bobbing
and weaving and bouncing.
I've got 11 wigs on.
I've made a harness of 12 belts,
and I feel like
an electrified poodle who
is ready to serve some 6ix.
BROOKE LYNN: In
the legendary words of RuPaul,
I don't know who she is,
but if it snows,
she's going on my tires.
DEBRORAH: Ooh. [laughter]
Tynomi Banks.
STACEY: Oh!
TYNOMI: I'm just like all
this colour coming at you,
like someone took acid
and saw me for the first time.
I'm living for my crown, though.
It's like a rainbow,
technicolour crown.
It's all hair.
BROOKE LYNN: Cousin Itt's
a slut who knew?
DEBORAH: Boa.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh!
BOA: Today, I am giving you
gorgeous Russian woman fur coat
realness with beautiful hair.
I'm giving you all glamour.
Not!
DEBORAH: Look, it's Whore-at!
JEFFREY: The '70s
are back, baby!
BOA: Bitch, I've got this
gorgeous green sequined
man-kini, and unfortunately,
I couldn't get a wax
before I got here.
DEBORAH: She needs
a vacation to Brazil.
BOA: I am feeling the most
beautiful I have ever felt.
There is a lot of woman
and a lot of hair,
so get out your combs
and start detangling.
DEBORAH: Next up, Lemon.
JUDGES: Ooh!
Oh!
LEMON: The fantasy on the
runway is the birth of Lemon.
This is my origin story,
and I am serving you
bark tree dress and a full
tree on my damn head.
BROOKE LYNNE: I guess
the lemon don't fall too far
from the tree now, do it?
JEFFREY: Shut up, you guys.
She can't concentrate.
DEBORAH: Priyanka.
BROOKE LYNNE: Ah!
Ooh!
Bitch stole my look!
[laughter]
PRIYANKA: I feel
incredible in this look.
Every single detail is here.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, oh, oh!
There's a bee!
There's a bee!
PRIYANKA: I'm shaking my thing!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Last week, I gave
you slow motion.
This week,
I'm on fast forward.
Run, bitch!
DEBORAH: Anastarzia Anaquway.
JEFFREY: Ooh.
STARZY: This is a hairy,
hairy situation.
I'm channelling my childhood.
From the back is Cousin Itt,
and from the front
BROOKE LYNN: Oh!
STARZY: I'm giving you
Chun-Li realness.
BROOKE LYNN: Not by the hairs
on her chinny-chin-chin.
STARZY: I'm trying to show
the judges versatility.
I've got hair
in the back and the front.
BROOKE LYNN: It's
Hair Club For Minge.
DEBORAH: Next up, Rita Baga.
JEFFREY: Shock me,
shock me, shock me!
RITA: Tonight, I'm serving
acid '80s realness.
I'm strutting that runway with
these custom yellow boots,
giving you my inner
Cindi Lauper.
I want the judges to know
that she's been around
since the '80s.
She's an old one,
but she's a classic.
BROOKE LYNN: That's
one Golden Girl.
JEFFREY: She's a cool mom.
[laughter]
DEBORAH: Scarlett BoBo.
JUDGES: Ooh!
SCARLETT: I'm serving
you good weave
all the way down to my toes.
The fantasy is just
clown freakshow eleganza.
I want to show the judges
my personality with this look.
I've got BoBo in my hair
with my cute little pixie cut.
My pixie cut wig
is my signature look.
I'm serving you BoBo
the Party Clown.
BROOKE LYNN: Go back to
Party City where you belong!
[laughter]
DEBORAH: And finally,
Ilona Verley.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, that's
where my service animal went.
ILONA: This is the first time
I'm on the runway
serving powder blue.
This is who I am.
I'm feeling 100% myself,
getting to showcase
my brand on the main stage.
JEFFREY: I hear she
likes it doggy style.
DEBORAH: Mark your territory!
[laughter]
ILONA: We're letting you know
that you don't have to make
hair looks look cheap.
You can look fashion.
This is the look that is gonna
keep me in this competition.
DEBORAH: Bitch,
get off the stage!
[laughter]
DEBORAH: Welcome, ladies.
STACEY: It's time for
the judges' critiques.
While you performed
as a group for this challenge,
you will be judged individually.
When I call your name,
please step forward.
Tynomi Banks
Priyanka.
Kiara
Scarlett BoBo
Anastarzia Anaquway
Boa
Ilona Verley.
If I called your name,
you represent the tops
and the bottoms for this week.
Those of you in the back
row are safe.
You may leave the stage.
♪
STACEY: It's time for
the judges' critiques.
Kiara.
BROOKE LYNN: I lost you a little
bit in the challenge.
It's hard to stick out on
that stage, I know, but
STACEY: You need to start
thinking outside the box
with your outfits.
JEFFREY: The look
is a little basic,
as was your performance look,
which makes me think
of last week's runway look,
which was also
a little bit basic,
which all together kind of
puts your taste level
into question for me.
KIARA: Sorry.
I feel stupid.
DEBORAH: Just breathe, breathe.
KIARA: I feel so
disappointed in myself.
I felt like I could nail it,
but I didn't,
and I don't know.
I just feel like shit.
DEBORAH: Don't beat yourself up.
Just put your best
effort forward,
and be good with
what you put into it.
STACEY: Next up, Tynomi Banks.
JEFFREY: In the performance,
I could see that you were
clearly a dancer, honey.
You were one to watch,
and I was watching.
I was also watching
you forget your lyrics,
which was disappointing.
I mean, you wrote the words.
DEBORAH: Tynomi has been
an incredible dancer with me,
so we know that
the spark is there,
but you can't miss lyrics
because there's a message
that you're trying to
portray and project,
and we miss it if you
don't know the words.
BROOKE LYNN: And then this look.
It's just hot glued
hair around your neck.
I don't like the hat either.
TYNOMI: I thought
this look was cool.
JEFFREY: It doesn't look
polished or well put together.
DEBORAH: The outfit
doesn't show your figure.
It's not the most flattering.
TYNOMI: Okay.
STACEY: Next is Boa.
BOA: Hieee.
BROOKE LYNN: This
look is so stupid.
It's just dumb,
but you're dumb, and I love it.
Your hair looks amazing.
Your makeup looks beautiful.
JEFFREY: It shouldn't
work but it does.
STACEY: You've got charisma.
You're weird.
You're funny.
You're beautiful.
JEFFREY: You were such
a standout for me tonight
in the performance.
I could not take
my eyes off of you.
DEBORAH: There were a lot
of moments where you were
giving it, bringing it,
telling it,
and you connected with every
single bitch in the room.
STACEY: Next is Priyanka.
DEBORAH: Give us a twirl.
BROOKE LYNN: You look
like you could clean
your toilet with that.
DEBORAH: We could.
BROOKE LYNN: This look,
lovely.
It's head to toe
thought-out.
I love the braids.
It's playful, just like you.
Your legs look amazing.
Your legs look 20 miles long.
I don't appreciate
you stealing my look,
but that's a different
conversation for another time.
JEFFREY: For the performance
tonight, you stood out.
Even when you were
in the background,
you were standing out.
BROOKE LYNN: You really
know how to perform--
like, you over-perform,
which is what you have to do
because it's a drag challenge.
DEBORAH: MVP.
PRIYANKA: Thank you.
Deborah Cox,
I'm so excited!
STACEY: Next up,
Anastarzia Anaquway.
JEFFREY: I think that
the two characters,
from two very different worlds,
together is confusing.
BROOKE LYNN: I was hoping that
when you came out as Cousin Itt,
you were going to turn around,
and you were going to be like
a fierce Morticia
with like black hair
all the way down to your ankles.
JEFFREY: Mm
BROOKE LYNN: And
I was like, "Huh."
DEBORAH: I love the look.
STARZY: Thank you.
DEBORAH: From the front.
STARZY: Ah!
STACEY: I like that you went
outside of your comfort zone,
but it might not have worked
because there's
too much going on.
JEFFREY: You, in the challenge,
for the most part, I lost you.
BROOKE LYNN: You
kind of just faded
into the background for me.
You need to roll your
shoulders back a little,
loosen up, because you
come off very uptight,
and I don't know
if you mean to.
Exactly, like that.
That's the first time
I've seen you laugh or smile
this entire time.
STARZY: [laughing]
STACEY: Next up
is Scarlett BoBo.
You on the runway,
I loved.
Had a lot of personality.
You had me engaged.
You killed it.
BROOKE LYNN: I think
you look great.
This is just hair
hanging from a bodysuit,
but the way you did it
with the lines down the side,
it gives you
a little bit of shape
and it has more movement.
And that hair, adorable.
DEBORAH: You're taking chances,
and that's what it's about,
is just being free, fearless.
JEFFREY: Between this and your
stand-out performance tonight
in the challenge,
I feel like I'm finally seeing
who Scarlett BoBo is,
and I want more, honey.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
SCARLETT: Take it, take it!
STACEY: Ilona Verley.
BROOKE LYNN: So, the dancing
was a struggle for you.
ILONA: I felt pretty lost.
BROOKE LYNN: And it showed.
JEFFREY: You very much
faded into the background,
and I think that
it was almost intentional.
You were so
uncomfortable up there.
You had no confidence.
DEBORAH: You have
to make us believe
you know what
the hell you're doing.
BROOKE LYNN: Because that
happened and then you come out
in this fierce, fierce look.
It just looks so clean
and put-together and expensive.
ILONA: [whispered]
It was.
STACEY: From head to toe,
it's just, oh!
I just love it.
JEFFREY: It's so polished.
Your taste level
is so on point.
STACEY: Thank you, ladies.
You may head back to
the workroom to untuck,
while we deliberate.
♪
LEMON: How much
does your wig weigh?
RITA: Almost 15 pounds.
RITA: This wig is so freaking
heavy, so I'm just a hot mess.
I'm having a headache.
Drag is not easy.
JIMBO: Do you think anyone
thought you looked like
Groot's sexy mother?
LEMON: I hope everyone thought I
looked like Groot's sexy mother.
JIMBO: Oh, here they are!
QUEEN: Drinks!
STARZY: At this point,
I have absolutely
no clue what to think.
I don't know if
I'll be lip synching.
JIMBO: What did they say,
Starzy, to you?
STARZY: They hated
my performance.
They hated my outfit.
LEMON: Kiara, how do you feel?
JIMBO: What did they say to you?
KIARA: My look is kind of basic,
and they said that they question
my taste level, and I just
want to stay here so bad,
and I feel
disappointed in myself.
RITA: It's amazing
to be here with Kiara
because I'm very supportive
of everything that she's doing.
The first time I saw
Kiara on the stage,
I told her, "You're
a superstar, baby."
KIARA: I'm not going home.
If I have to lip synch, that
other bitch better be scared.
PRIYANKA: Tynomi, how are
you feeling over there?
TYNOMI: [quietly]
I have to go.
STARZY: She needs a minute.
She needs a minute.
They were really rough on her.
TYNOMI: Being in
the bottom twice,
I'm trying to be positive
Tynomi, fun, fierce Tynomi,
and I find my light is dimming.
ILONA: I think Tynomi has
a big expectation to live up to.
She is a drag legend in Canada,
especially in Toronto.
TYNOMI: As I'm hearing
the critiques down the line
for all of you guys,
I'm not jealous.
It just made me feel
like I don't know myself.
I'm thinking it's amazing,
and then they don't like it.
STARZY: The judges are
being a little harsh on her.
That is because Tynomi Banks,
your name precedes you.
RITA: You know you're one
of the best at what you do.
You're used to being praised
every time you're on the stage,
but here it's a different thing.
TYNOMI: I have to be quiet
and take their shit in.
This is my drag,
and then they don't like it.
TYNOMI: I'm feeling like
I let the judges down,
and I'm letting myself down.
RITA: Were there any critiques
that were surprising?
BOA: Honestly, I was like,
"They're gonna hate me."
I up the choreo, and
SCARLETT: And you just
glued a wig to a bodysuit.
BOA: I sewed it and I teased it
and I glittered it!
What is going on with you?
What's going on with us?
SCARLETT: I've been there
for you this whole time,
and I feel like every
day you're just saying
shady shit to me,
and just using me as your
target practice,
and I don't know why
you've just been coming at me.
SCARLETT: Every time Boa
interacts with anybody,
it's either a dig, or a read,
or something to get attention.
SCARLETT: You don't treat
me like that in Toronto.
That's the thing.
BOA: In Toronto, Scarlett
is like one of the top dogs
in the hierarchy.
I am a little bit lower.
[burps]
Sorry.
I don't think she's used
to seeing me get praised,
and get appreciated and loved,
and I think it's
with her head a little bit.
She might be a little jealous.
PRIYANKA: Boa's finally
being celebrated
for the first time in years.
SCARLETT: Bitch, I've been
celebrating her for years.
SCARLETT: Bitch, I've literally
been like the only one
that's been booking you
and helping you,
and pushing you
for years in Toronto.
RITA: I feel like the Toronto
girls, they like to fight.
They like to
insult each other.
And we are not like
that in Montreal.
BOA: You know I have
so much love for you, girl,
and I'm really, really sorry.
I'm going to try a lot harder
to be more supportive of you,
and I'm really sorry.
BOA: I will always apologize,
just to shut people up.
QUEENS: Sorry,
not sorry! ♪
[laughter]
STACEY: So, just between us
bou-bouffantes, what you say?
BROOKE LYNN: It's tough.
DEBORAH: It's very tough.
JEFFREY: Boa blew my mind
tonight in her performance.
I love so much that she can just
stick with her quirky weirdness
and never try to downplay it,
because it really is the ones
who stand out who are
gonna have my attention,
at the end of the day.
DEBORAH: Just the originality,
I think, won me over.
BROOKE LYNN: Boa's like
in a league of her own
in this competition.
There's really nobody else
that's kind of like her.
JEFFREY: Priyanka is
impressing me more and more.
DEBORAH: She definitely
committed to every moment
that she was onstage.
BROOKE LYNN: She's
just such a natural.
The looks are sickening.
They look polished,
thought-out.
That bitch did not
come to play.
JEFFREY: Scarlett BoBo.
BROOKE LYNN: She's
like a rocker clown.
What a little spitfire.
STACEY: She's just a little ball
of energy that just keeps
going and going and going.
JEFFREY: I loved
every minute of it
because I was
having fun with her.
DEBORAH: Agreed.
JEFFREY: Oh, little Kiara.
DEBORAH: She completely
disappeared
during the performance.
JEFFREY: When it comes to
the runway presentations,
it's just so basic.
BROOKE LYNN: But she's
got such a fashion body.
STACEY: Yes, she has like
the typical model body,
high fashion, but when she
comes out on the runway,
it's just blah.
JEFFREY: Starzy, she has this
façade up, this veneer up.
DEBORAH: She's gotta
loosen up and have more fun.
BROOKE LYNN: We come from the
same world, the pageant world,
so I get that you have to be
on and poised all the time.
But it doesn't work here.
She walks down the runway
and it's just been like, boosh.
It's like
the Terminator in drag.
DEBORAH: Right.
BROOKE LYNN: It's a meh from me.
JEFFREY: Meh.
STACEY: Meh.
BROOKE LYNN: Meh,
meh, meh, meh.
STACEY: Meh!
JEFFREY: Meh!
Tynomi, unfortunately, she
has just not been delivering.
STACEY: She seems
to be holding back.
BROOKE LYNN: Yeah.
DEBORAH: I know that
Tynomi is a fierce dancer,
but we lost a lot
of her presence,
and the outfit didn't help.
BROOKE LYNN: It just
breaks my heart.
The looks,
the lack of confidence.
Every week I'm like,
"This is gonna be the week,"
and then it's not the week.
JEFFREY: Ilona
I think that she stands out
so strongly when it's just her,
but as soon as she's
around her sisters,
she just completely vanishes.
BROOKE LYNN: [Dracula voice]
She vants to be alone.
DEBORAH: She vants to be alone.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: I definitely lost
Ilona in Not Sorry Aboot It,
but that runway look, though.
STACEY: Ooh!
BROOKE LYNN: That was the T.
JEFFREY: One of my favourite
looks of the season.
DEBORAH: But not enough
to win this competition.
BROOKE LYNN: No.
STACEY: Enough!
Have we reached a decision?
BROOKE LYNN: I think we have.
STACEY: Bring back
our hairy Mary's!
STACEY: Welcome back, ladies.
Based on your
unapologetic performance,
and your runway presentation,
we've made some decisions.
PRIYANKA: [exhales]
STACEY: Boa
You're safe.
BOA: Thank you, judges.
STACEY: You may join the other
girls at the back of the stage.
Scarlett BoBo, you rocked
the stage and the mic,
and on the runway,
you brought it,
clowned the house down.
Priyanka, if that's your name,
in the rap, you laid it down,
and your outfit on the runway
really braidoff.
Priyanka
Con-drag-ulations!
PRIYANKA: Yes!
STACEY: As the winner of
this week's challenge,
you've won
a spectacular VIP stay
and culinary experience
at the luxury
Hilton Lac-Leamy.
You may join the other girls
at the back of the stage.
PRIYANKA: Thank you.
Holy !
PRIYANKA: I won!
I'm the winner of this
week's maxi challenge!
Oh my god!
The other girls,
you better watch out
because if I could stand out
amongst the 10 of you,
then you'd better learn
how to backup dance.
STACEY: Scarlett BoBo,
you are safe.
SCARLETT: Thank you
so much, judges.
STACEY: Please
join the other girls.
STACEY: Ilona Verley
You are safe.
You may join the other girls.
STACEY: Kiara,
your singing was bold,
your outfit was gold,
but overall, we weren't sold.
Anastarzia Anaquway,
in the rap battle,
you got busy
with the dis tracks,
but on the runway,
your Cousin Itt was
busy and distracting.
I'm sorry, my dear,
but you're up for elimination.
STARZY: [chuckles]
STACEY: Tynomi Banks,
in the rap and on the streets,
you are the baddest bitch,
but on the runway,
you had a technicolour glitch.
Kiara, you're safe.
Tynomi, you are up
for elimination.
Kiara, you may join
the other girls at the back.
KIARA: Thank you so much.
STARZY: I was praying that if
I had made it to the bottom,
it would be with someone else.
But if I have to lip synch
against Tynomi,
Im'a teach this bitch
a few lessons.
STACEY: Two queens
stand before us.
Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare
a lip synch performance
of Deborah's #1 Billboard hit,
Absolutely Not.
This is your last
chance to impress us,
and save yourself
from elimination.
DEBORAH: The time has come
for you to lip synch
for your life.
TYNOMI: I know this
lip synch off by heart
because I've danced with
this woman for 10 years,
so I better not
embarrass myself right now.
DEBORAH: Good luck.
And don't it up.
♪
♪
Always waitin' for someone
To make me happy,
pick me up ♪
I realize that
someone is me ♪
What you call life,
that ain't living, no ♪
Bless the child
that's got his own, yeah ♪
It's my season,
now I stand alone ♪
Just thought that I
would let you know ♪
Some things you just
can't control, no, no ♪
Should I wear my hair
in a ponytail? ♪
Should I dress
myself up in Chanel? ♪
Do I measure me
by what you think? ♪
Absolutely not,
absolutely not ♪
Now I see
That life means more to me
More than fancy clothes
More than you'll ever know
All the ugly words
STARZY: We are putting on
the show of the year out here.
Made me stronger every day
TYNOMI: This battle
is so serious right now.
I want to be here so bad.
I'm living life for me
♪
Absolutely, absolutely not
Should I wear my hair
in a ponytail? ♪
Should I dress
myself up in Chanel? ♪
ILONA: Starzy is so poised.
She is so pageant.
She is letting you have it,
and Tynomi is getting
a little bit more
motion happening,
a little bit more movement.
If I go to work
in a mini-skirt ♪
Am I giving you
the right to flirt? ♪
I won't compromise
my point of view ♪
Absolutely not,
absolutely not ♪
Should I wear my hair
in a ponytail? ♪
Should I dress
myself up in Chanel? ♪
Do I measure me
by what you think? ♪
Absolutely not
Absolutely not, oh
[cheering & applause]
TYNOMI: I love you.
DEBORAH: Oh, wow!
This is hard.
♪
♪
DEBORAH: Queens, I bow to thee.
STACEY: Tynomi Banks
Chanté, you stay.
[applause]
TYNOMI: Thank you.
STACEY: Tynomi,
you may join the other girls.
STACEY: Anastarzia Anaquway,
our pageant queen,
you served
the children pure class.
Bahama Mama,
you will always be our Starzy,
but now, sashay away.
[applause]
BOA: I love you, Starzy.
STARZY: Ladies, take advantage
of every opportunity
that is presented to you.
By being here,
we have proven
that the sky has
never been our limit.
ILONA: I love you!
QUEEN: Love you, baby!
SCARLETT: Love you!
STARZY: Mother out!
PRIYANKA: Yeah!
Goodbye, Mother!
I love you, Mom!
♪
STARZY: The thing about life,
everything happens in its time.
If I'm leaving,
it's definitely my time.
No regrets whatsoever.
I came, I saw, I conquered.
I may not have won,
but I conquered.
♪
♪
STACEY: Con-drag-ulations,
queens, and remember,
stay true north
strong and fierce.
Hit it!
You wear it well
Lipstick, lipstick
painted on ♪
You wear it well
That look sure suits
you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
Work it for me
Work it for me, me
You wear it
You wear it
You wear it well
RUPAUL: Next time on
Canada's Drag Race
STACEY: You will be
working in teams to create
an iconic fashion line
made entirely from
recyclable materials.
PRIYANKA: [gasps]
What the ?!
BROOKE LYNN: You
literally came out
and me and Stacey went
like this to each other.
BIDDELL: What I love about
an unconventional challenge
is when you can't tell that
it's an unconventional material.
STACEY: I would have
loved to have seen
a little bit more couture.
TYNOMI: Bitch, we look
like garbage obviously,
because you gave us garbage!
SCARLETT: Tensions are high!
ILONA: Eat shit.
SCARLETT: I'm just
gonna sit here
and hopefully I don't
get a glass thrown by me.
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
on Canada's Drag Race
BROOKE LYNN: You
will be over-acting
in two her-itage moments.
JEFFREY: Action.
LEMON: I can't go back
to working in coat check.
I just can't!
Too many people have died.
KYNE: Your waist.
JIMBO: Ahh!
That was late.
STACEY: Kyne, what do you
think about your outfit?
KYNE: I like my outfit.
STACEY: Really?
JEFFREY: Tynomi Banks.
BROOKE LYNN: It seemed like
Lemon was propping you up
a little bit.
JEFFREY: Lemon,
con-drag-ulations.
You are the winner of
this week's challenge.
Tynomi Banks,
chante, you stay.
Kyne, sashay away.
♪
♪
♪
SCARLETT: Oh my god!
BOA: What a day, girls.
TYNOMI: "I love you, Tynomi."
I love that part.
"I love you all."
"Think of me fondly
now that I've said goodbye."
Aw!
LEMON: Kyne has just left us,
and it's crazy.
She's a huge name
in Canadian drag,
and she's a huge name
in online drag.
TYNOMI: I'm just gonna
wipe off this bullshit.
[laughter]
PRIYANKA: Bye, Kyne!
QUEENS: Bye, Kyne!
KIARA: It doesn't matter
how big of a name you are.
Anybody could go home
at any moment.
SCARLETT: Congratulations,
Lemon!
[cheering & applause]
PRIYANKA: The redemption!
LEMON: I just won
the first acting challenge
of Canada's Drag Race, ever.
LEMON: I feel
so renewed.
I can't wait to win
again next week.
[laughter]
SCARLETT: That's how
you think, honey?
TYNOMI: I want to win like you!
[Jamaican accent] I want to
win $5,000 worth of makeup.
STARZY: You won the lip synch.
You're still here with us.
Don't do that to me again.
STARZY: Get it together, girl.
I need you here with me
till the very end.
TYNOMI: It was like
a restart button.
I just don't want to get
like negative feedback.
I want to give the runway.
I want to give it my all
for every challenge.
TYNOMI: Any time I'm in that
bottom it's Hunger Games.
I'm Katniss Everdeen.
Arrows are coming out.
I am not going down.
PRIYANKA: No, my ear!
SCARLETT: Ow, ow, ow!
RITA: Ow.
LEMON: Oh my god.
TYNOMI: [squeals]
TYNOMI: I'm not lip synching
again for the second time,
but if I do,
I'm taking no prisoners.
[evil laugh]
♪
SCARLETT: Ow!
♪
RUPAUL: The winner of
Canada's Drag Race receives
a year of hotel stays
from Hilton,
and a cash prize of $100,000.
With Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman,
Stacey McKenzie,
and Brooke Lynn Hytes.
With tonight's extra special
guest host, Deborah Cox.
♪
♪
STARZY: It's a new day
in the workroom.
There's only 10 of us left.
The stakes are now
higher than ever.
JIMBO: Wow, it already feels
like we're so many less.
PRIYANKA: I feel like it's gonna
be anyone's game to take.
KIARA: I'm looking
around the room,
and I don't know
who is going to go home.
LEMON: That's 'cause
it's you, but totally.
KIARA: you, bitch.
[siren]
[cheering]
RUPAUL: O Canada!
She done already
done had herses.
RUPAUL: Hey, kitty girls.
QUEENS: Hi!
RUPAUL: I've always wondered
how Canadians get anything done
with all
the apologizing y'all do.
BOA: Sorry about it.
RUPAUL: Always sorry about this,
and sorry about that.
The time has come
for you to Ru-pologize
like your life depends on it.
Sorry, not sorry,
but totally sorry.
[laughter]
SCARLETT: Ooh, bitch.
JEFFREY: Bonjour,
bonjour, bonjour!
JEFFREY: Good morning,
bitches!
QUEENS: Hi.
Good morning.
JEFFREY: We have
some company today.
[all gasping]
So you better be
on your best behaviour.
Please give a warm
Drag Race welcome to
Traci Melchor.
[cheering & applause]
TRACI: I am
a Drag Race superfan!
JEFFREY: Traci is here
to help us this season
as Canada's best
squirrel friend.
PRIYANKA: A squirrel friend
is like an ally.
She loves her gays.
She stands up for our rights.
Plus, a drag race superfan.
TRACI: For today's
mini challenge,
you're gonna be
auditioning as anchors
KIARA: Yes.
TRACI: for a brand-new
morning show, Canada Gay-M!
[laughter]
JEFFREY: And you'll be
co-anchoring as pairs,
so bosom buddy up.
The team that
does the best job
entertaining
the nation will win.
Oh, but wait--
there's just one more thing.
SCARLETT: No
JEFFREY: Canada Gay-M
will be the nation's first
tri-lingual talk show.
[awkward laughter]
SCARLETT: Can I switch?
I want one of the French girls.
TRACI: Your teleprompter script
is gonna roll by in French,
English, and Canada's
third official language,
Draglish.
[laughter & yelling]
RITA: We get to read French
on the teleprompter.
I'm very happy.
J'ai capote.
JEFFREY: You will have
20 minutes to get into
anchor woman quick drag.
Queens ready,
set, anchors away!
[all cheering]
QUEEN: Bye-eee!
♪
RITA: You should practice
your French, ladies.
SCARLETT: Maybe you should
practice your English.
STARZY: Oh-ho-ho!
[laughs] Ha!
BoBo, you win that round.
♪
STARZY: Tynomi is
toe up from the flow up.
She looks like
someone's Jamaican
great-great-great auntie.
TRACI: Bonjour, bonjour.
JEFFREY: You are our only
two Quebecois queens.
RITA: Oui, monsieur.
KIARA: Oui.
JEFFREY: So, when it comes
to the French portion of it,
you should be top notch, yes?
RITA: It's in the Baga.
[laughter]
TRACI: I want
to give you one tip.
If you it up,
keep going.
I'm gonna count you down,
in 3, 2, 1.
RITA: Hello, ladies, gentlemen,
and all the non-binary
folks watching at home.
SCARLETT: I'm Stacy.
ILONA: I'm Lacy.
LEMON: My name's Priyanka.
PRIYANKA: And I'm Lemon
Bowyer-Chapman Melchor.
JIMBO: And my name
is Nancy Grace,
and I am full-blown
pissed to be here,
but good morning anyway.
STARZY: Hiiieeee!
And welcome to
Canada Gay-Mm, hunty!
SCARLETT: Here's
today's top tea.
KIARA: Drag Race star
Brooke Lynn Hytes' closet
was raided in
Bling Ride Ring
TYNOMI: Oh my god,
Bling Ring style home invasion.
Police weren't able to attend--
apprehend and suspect.
ILONA: But a warrant has
been put out for a breast!
STARZY: Le garde robe de la
vedette Brooke Lynn Hin--
[laughs]
RITA: a été dévalisé lors
d'une invasion de domicile
a la Bling Ring.
STARZY: La police n'ont
pas été de booya-ka.
LEMON: [gibberish]
PRIYANKA: Wigs snatched.
Ha!
House of Hytes mopped.
Police, gooped.
LEMON: [laughs]
Gooped is right.
JIMBO: Police duped.
[laughs]
Duped is right.
This week's supermodel,
Stacey McKenzie
was invited to throw
three free throws
at the Toronto Raptor game.
SCARLETT: Her starting
position, fashion forward.
TYONOMI: Stacey McKenzie a été
invitee a lancer [gibberish]
Raptors de Toronto.
JIMBO: Con-drag-ulations,
Stacey.
She is serving
BOA: She is serving
JIMBO: Butch queen realness
at the sports ball team.
STARZY: And I ally-oop!
PRIYANKA: Today is national
arriving on time day,
or as drag queens call it,
tomorrow.
STARZY: [gibberish]
BOA: [gibberish]
ou, comme l'appelent
les drags queens
RITA: Ou, comme l'appelent
les drag queens le lendemain.
JIMBO: You don't keep time, then
you can't be clocked, bitch!
[pops tongue]
ILONA: Tongue pop?
Tongue pop, tongue pop!
LEMON: In an interview
with National She-o-graphic
BOA: squirrel friend
Traci Melchor rocked
the squirrel community
by saying she hates nuts.
Me too!
LEMON: Mainly because
she can never remember
where she hid them.
KIARA: Dans une entrevue avec
National She-o-graphique,
notre amie l'écureuil
Traci Melchor
TYNOMI: Traci Melcor.
[laughs]
et communique
[pops tongue & clears throat]
JIMBO: And with Pride season
just around the corner,
let's take a look at
the upcoming weather report.
I forget your name.
I am very sorry.
BOA: It's Rebecca O'Neil.
JIMBO: Rebecca O'Neil,
I'll let you take this one.
KIARA: Rita, I'll let
you take this one.
TYNOMI: co-anchor name,
I'll let you take this one.
[laughs]
STARZY: Thanks,
insert co-anchor name.
RITA: Oh, and happy pride.
JIMBO: Oh, a Joyeuse Fierté.
LEMON: Rains are
a sure way to sunshine.
Chante, you stay.
You can't rain on this
queen's parade, okurrrr?
[pops tongue]
BOA: Oh!
[pops tongue]
STARZY: Okurrrrr?
[pops tongue]
JIMBO: And that is all
we have for today,
fortunately for you at home.
Unfortunately for me,
I'm stuck with this bitch.
KIARA: Alright,
that was it for today.
My name is Kiara.
RITA: And I'm Rita Baga.
TYNOMI: I'm Tynomi Banks.
STARZY: And I'm
Anastarzia Anaquway.
SCARLETT: And we are
signing off, as your sissies.
ILONA: Sissies!
SCARLETT: Sissies.
PRIYANKA: And remember
what they tell you.
LEMON: Don't stop
until you drop.
[laughter]
LEMON: Oh!
PRIYANKA: Oh, shit!
I need some more vodka.
TRACI: Ladies, can I
just say, how dare you?!
How dare you
come for my gig?!
[laughter]
JEFFREY: You all served us
some scalding morning tea,
but two of you gave us
good talking head.
TRACI: No complaints here.
[laughter]
JEFFREY: That's why
she's our squirrel friend.
TRACI: The winners of
today's mini challenge are
Priyanka and Lemon!
[cheering & applause]
TRACI: Con-drag-ulations!
PRIYANKA: Thank you.
PRIYANKA: I'm a winner, baby!
It's my first little win.
LEMON: I won another thing.
I won another thing.
TRACI: You've each won
$2,000 worth of gorgeous
drag jewels from
Amped Accessories!
PRIYANKA: Word!
Yes!
Thank you!
JEFFREY: Are you not
happy about this, Jimbo?
JIMBO: Hell no!
It is Nancy for the final
time, okay?
JIMBO: Maybe they'll
have Nancy Grace on their
award-winning show,
so I can get to the bottom
of how the hell those two won.
PRIYANKA: Shut up, Nancy!
TRACI: My queens,
the saying goes,
"Behind every great Canadian
is another Canadian
"politely keeping
their distance".
But you're about to set
aside our trademark niceness.
JEFFREY: For this week's
maxi challenge,
you'll be teaming up
to tear each other down,
musically that is.
You'll be splitting
into two rival girl groups
to perform a super shady,
queen on queen rap battle.
A rap battle we're calling
"Not Sorry Aboot It,"
#CanadasDragRace.
You'll start by writing
trash-talking lyrics
aimed at the queens
on the opposing team.
Then, you'll record your verses
with our special guest producer,
Ralph.
TYNOMI: Ooh.
TYNOMI: She's an
amazing Canadian artist.
I love her music.
JEFFREY: And finally, you'll
learn some sickening steps
with our resident choreographer,
Hollywood Jade.
STARZY: Hollywood Jade himself.
PRIYANKA: The amazing
choreographer star.
JEFFREY: Priyanka and Lemon,
you won the mini challenge,
so you will be team captains.
PRIYANKA: Oh, shit!
JEFFREY: Choose your
lyrical assassins wisely.
LEMON: My strategy,
as team captain,
is just pick the girls
who can bust out a beat.
LEMON: Tynomi Banks!
[laughter]
PRIYANKA: Rita Baga.
RITA: Merci, merci beaucoup.
LEMON: Nancy, would you
come over here, please?
JIMBO: You bet your
goddamn boots I will.
[laughter]
JIMBO: I don't rush for no one.
PRIYANKA: I'm gonna
go with Scarlett BoBo.
LEMON: I'm gonna
grab me some Kiara.
KIARA: Thank you so much.
JEFFREY: Priyanka,
who's your next pick?
ILONA: Ooh, Priyanka,
she's my friend.
Maybe I'm not gonna
get picked last for once.
PRIYANKA: It wouldn't be
a pageant without Starzy.
BOA: Ooh.
PRIYANKA: People want to know
who you're friends with,
but you've gotta think
who's gonna make the best
girl group and really put in
the hard work to make the group,
as a whole, look really good.
JEFFREY: That leaves
Boa and Ilona Verley.
LEMON: Love you both, but I'm
gonna have to go with Boa.
BOA: Yes!
See ya, bitch!
[laughter]
ILONA: I got picked last!
JEFFREY: Ilona,
you are on Priyanka's team.
ILONA: I'm trying to be like,
"Oh, ha-ha, like whatever,"
but twice in a row,
that's actually sad.
TRACI: Let the rap battle begin!
JEFFREY: Gentlemen,
start your engines.
TRACI: Are we
really saying this?
JEFFREY: Oh, girl, we really
gon' say this right now.
TRACI: And
TRACI & JEFFREY: may
the best woman win!
[cheering & applause]
QUEENS: Let's do it,
let's do it.
Let's go, let's go!
JIMBO: Alright, you guys,
do you want to hear
what this song sounds like?
ALL: 3, 2, 1, click.
LEMON: Oh, it starts
with a high heel.
We live.
TYNOMI: Ooh.
PRIYANKA: Aah,
this is amazing!
Ilona, are you okay?
ILONA: I'm
just so over it.
SCARLETT: Over what?
PRIYANKA: Being picked last?
ILONA: The getting
picked last thing.
I'm trying to get out of
the mood and just move on,
but I'm like actually pissed,
because it's like this has
literally been my whole life,
every time.
ILONA: I was always picked
last for sports and stuff,
and just it's very triggering.
Drag is the one thing
I'm good at.
This is who I am, and to be
picked last twice in a row now,
I'm just like
over it.
PRIYANKA: We've all
been picked last once,
and it sucks to be picked last,
so we're sorry.
ILONA: It's okay.
It's all good.
PRIYANKA: What is our
group name gonna be?
Every girl group
has an iconic name,
and our name's gonna be
SCARLETT: You're the team
captain, so what's it gonna be?
PRIYANKA: Priyanka
and the Dolls.
ILONA: Oh!
SCARLETT: Excuse me.
PRIYANKA: I don't understand
what's wrong with that name.
LEMON: I think we
should be The Dolls.
KIARA: No, The D wolls.
LEMON: Everyone wants to be
a dwoll, but they a troll.
[laughter]
JIMBO: The Dwolls
are ready to play house,
and they're ready
to cause some shit.
TEAM LEMON: The Dwolls!
[laughter]
LEMON: See you later, trolls.
[laughter]
PRIYANKA: We could
play off some sort of like
famous Drag Race thing,
like backrolls.
SCARLETT: We're Canada's
Drag Race season 1, bitch.
We gotta make it
our own thing.
PRIYANKA: Okay, so
something Canadian then?
Cheese curds?
ILONA: Something maple.
Maple Marys, maybe?
PRIYANKA: How about something
with Mooseknuckles?
SCARLETT: Mary
and the Mooseknuckles.
[laughter]
STARZY: What the
is a moose knuckle?
PRIYANKA: A moose knuckle
is when you can see
a guy's balls through his pants.
STARZY: [laughs]
RITA: I'm learning a new word
today again, "Mooseknuckles."
PRIYANKA: Like a guy has balls,
and his pants are too tight,
and they look like
a moose knuckle.
Drag queens sometimes
don't tuck properly,
and you see their
buffy boofu-boofus.
SCARLETT: We are
The Mooseknuckles.
RITA: Learning English and doing
Drag Race at the same time.
PRIYANKA: Mooseknuckles
on three.
1, 2, 3
TEAM PRIYANKA: Mooseknuckles.
STARZY: That's what
we're naming ourselves?
Crazy bitches.
TYNOMI: I have
a question for everyone.
Are you musically inclined?
JIMBO: You know I like
to sing most every day. ♪
I like to sing,
yes, I do. ♪
TYNOMI: You guys have
seen my resume, right?
You've seen my billboards.
LEMON: We saw.
TYNOMI: Club, club, next club.
Another club, another club.
KIARA: I'm part of
the Pussy Cat Drags,
I'm part of the Spice Drags,
and I'm part of Little Mix.
KIARA: I feel confident
about this challenge
because I am a good dancer.
I can pick up choreography
and I can rap.
PRIYANKA: Did anybody single out
any girls and their lyrics?
SCARLETT: The hardest part is
picking one thing to say about
these bitches
in 13 seconds.
BOA: I have an intro and
then I have one for Scarlett.
BOA: I'm gonna dis Scarlett.
We've been friends for years.
She's my sister, and I just
hope she can take the punch.
BOA: That nose contour
screams "eggplant Friday"
because it's kind of
like eggplant.
BOA: I'm not sorry aboot it.
JEFFREY: Hieee!
QUEENS: Hi!
JEFFREY: How are my
Drag Queen Latifah's doing?
[laughter]
JEFFREY: Good afternoon,
bitches.
JIMBO: Handsome Jeffrey
comes around for a visit,
and I just think,
"Damn, damn, damn."
JEFFREY: So, in the vein
of this being a rap battle,
how are you gonna
take these bitches down?
LEMON: I'm a straight-up
rapstress,
so I feel very confident
in my rapping abilities.
TYNOMI: Lemon's a rapstress.
LEMON: I like literally
only listen to rap music.
JEFFREY: Like who,
Iggy Azalea, Eminem?
[laughter]
LEMON: City Girls, Saweetie.
LEMON: I feel like I can
really make things pop!
JEFFREY: Hello, ladies.
QUEENS: Hello.
JEFFREY: So, what's going on?
What's the 411?
PRIYANKA: Okay,
so we named our group.
We're called
The Mooseknuckles.
JEFFREY: Bitch, I love it.
Are you kidding?
It's so classically Canadian!
PRIYANKA: Classically Canadian,
and we've all suffered
from a mooseknuckle
in our lives.
SCARLETT: Speak for yourself.
JEFFREY: Priyanka, how did
you choose your teammates?
PRIYANKA: You know
how the Spice Girls had
different personalities?
JEFFREY: Yes.
PRIYANKA: Sitting here, you
have five very different girls,
but together we're gonna
be very, very powerful,
and make all those
mooseknuckles just go wild.
[laughter]
SCARLETT: Miss Mooseknuckles.
JEFFREY: Tomorrow, you'll be
rap battling on the main stage,
where we'll be joined by
our extra special guest host,
Canada's legendary
chart-topping diva, Deborah Cox.
[screaming & applause]
SCARLETT: It's Deborah
Cox!
I've been performing her
songs for like 10 years.
I hope I don't
owe her royalties.
TYNOMI: I back-up danced
for her a couple times.
TYNOMI: I don't
want to gloat, but
SCARLETT: Okay, yeah, we know.
We get it.
LEMON: She's my
second favourite Cox.
♪
LEMON: Hieeee!
RALPH: Hello!
TYNOMI: We get to the stage,
and Ralph is there.
Ooh!
RALPH: We're gonna
work on songs today.
LEMON: My team is
a bunch of bad bitches,
and we 'bout to kill it.
TYNOMI: [clears throat]
[pops tongue]
RALPH: [laughs]
TYNOMI: [rapping] Knick knack,
paddywhack, give a dog a bone.
Frumpy dumb bitch,
I'm gonna send your ass home.
TYNOMI: I'm dissing
the whole team.
I'm calling them dirty bitches
that need to wash themselves.
RALPH: If we could find Tynomi.
TYNOMI: Okay.
RALPH: Have a little
bit more personality.
TYNOMI: [rapping]
All of dem be dutty dutty
Need to wash ya panty panty.
KIARA: Yeah! [laughter]
LEMON: Yes, bitch!
LEMON: Rita's old, and Ilona
be fake, and that last girl,
what's her name?
[laughter]
LEMON: I am a straight-up
rapstress.
KIARA: My rap is about me
wanting to have a kai-kai,
but none of them being
good enough for me.
KIARA: A kai-kai is when
two drag queens have sex.
I'm known in Montreal
for being a kai-kai queen.
KIARA: [rapping]
Kiki want a kai-kai
but none of these
queens are my type.
KIARA: I would not
kai-kai with any other girls
of the other team,
but I'll take the pit crew.
BOA: [rapping] Try to slay
the runway, doing it my way!
That nose gives me
eggplant Friday!
RALPH: You could kick it up.
BOA: Kick it up?
I feel like I just did
like heroin or something.
Like, that was crazy!
BOA: [rapping] Scarlett BoBo,
your looks are a no-no.
Dressed like a clown
and it showed in the promo.
RALPH: Think of it
as a song still;
stay on the rhythm.
BOA: [rapping] Scarlett BoBo,
your looks are a no-no--
RALPH: Try to nail
the annunciations.
We need to know that you're
saying "Scarlett BoBo."
You don't have to scream
like "Scarlett BOBO!"
TYNOMI: She's just
not quite getting it,
so she does it again.
BOA: [rapping] Scarlett BoBo,
your looks are a no-no.
RALPH: Hit those annunciations.
TYNOMI: Does it again.
BOA: [rapping] Scarlett BoBo,
your looks are a no-no.
TYNOMI: Then again.
BOA: [rapping] Scarlett BoBo,
looks are a no-no.
BOA: I feel like I'm a natural.
BOA: [rapping] That nose
gives me eggplant Friday!
BOA: Maybe I'll become
a recording artist after this.
TYNOMI: Girl!
JIMBO: My vibe is kind of,
you know, like I'm in the club.
Someone's coming up,
trying to start some shit,
and I'm like, "Oh hell, no,
I don't got no time!"
JIMBO: I'm feeling
myself in my fur coat,
and I am ready to rhyme, rap.
JIMBO: [rapping]
Back rolls now in HD.
Pop the zits before
you come for me.
Check yo' mug 'cause
you looking greas-y.
Did I need to add more there?
RALPH: Add like "Huh!"
JIMBO: Check yo' mug
'cause you looking greas-y!
Oh, bitch!
[laughter]
RALPH: I love that.
I wasn't sure where you were
gonna go at the end-- oh, bitch!
JIMBO: Oh bitch, look at
the face all over the place!
More like RuPaul's disgrace!
[laughter]
RALPH: Alright,
ladies, you're done!
PRIYANKA: Hi!
RALPH: Welcome
to the rap battle studio.
ILONA: Ralph is so fun.
She is absolutely serving it
with that like pink hair.
Okay, work, bitch.
RALPH: I worked
with the other team.
They were good.
No pressure.
I'm really excited to
hear what you've got.
PRIYANKA: Hi.
Hot.
I have two singles on iTunes.
RALPH: Okay, so you're a pro.
PRIYANKA: Well,
here's the trick:
anyone can have
a single on iTunes.
RALPH: [laughs]
Let's do it.
PRIYANKA: [rapping] Hi, Canada,
did you get my name?
Not a copycat fish.
Did you get my name?
ILONA: Priyanka is snapping.
Priyanka is letting us have it.
PRIYANKA: It's me and my girls
serving you spectacles.
Those other girls, forgettable.
SCARLETT: I also have
a few songs on iTunes.
[laughter]
SCARLETT: [rapping] Drop, drop,
you're looking like a flop!
Walk, walk, 'cause
you ain't the bop!
STARZY: BoBo is a rock star.
SCARLETT: Sirens, sirens!
Bitch, you're caught!
[laughter]
ILONA: Yeah!
SCARLETT: I'm tired
of being safe.
I want to win
a challenge.
ILONA: So, I've never
recorded a song before.
RALPH: You don't have
a song on iTunes, okay.
[laughter]
ILONA: [rapping] Everything
they wear gets them a detention.
Everywhere they go, people
have nothing nice to mention.
Ha-ha-ha,
I'm so funny.
[laughter]
SCARLETT: That's great!
ILONA: Oh, I recorded
my first little song!
STARZY: Let's get
this over with.
STARZY: I'm nervous as hell.
I want to get this shit done so
I can get the hell out of here.
This isn't what I do, baby!
PRIYANKA: Come on, Starz,
you can do it!
Own it, don't rent it, okay?
STARZY: [rapping]
Hoes think they sweet
with a face half beat
RALPH: Let's do it again.
STARZY: [sighs]
No, no, no,
all cat, no mouse.
Time mother come to show the--
blah, blah, blah.
Think they sweet--
blah, blah, blah!
ILONA: Starzy, you can
have this meltdown later.
Open your mouth and put this
verse into that microphone.
Thank you.
STARZY: Time to shoot,
fall from your feet.
Bitch, your face complete!
PRIYANKA: Woo!
[cheering & applause]
RALPH: I feel good about that.
You feel good about that?
PRIYANKA: She closed
her book, though.
She's done!
RITA: I will sing for real.
She's a vocalist.
PRIYANKA: Yas, Rita!
RITA: I've got a song
on iTunes too, girl.
RITA: So, I might
have a secret weapon.
I'm a trained singer.
RITA: [rapping]
Team L-E-M-O-N
ain't gonna make it
to the end!
PRIYANKA: Rita Baga,
she can sing.
RITA: [rapping] We're
the lemon pie destroyers.
[cheering]
RALPH: Okay!
PRIYANKA: We are
so unapologetically
taking these girls down,
and we're all delivering
the best girl group track
you ever heard.
Sorry, Pussy Cat Dolls.
♪
♪
TYNOMI: Hey, sis!
TYNOMI: We're
moving on to choreo!
HOLLYWOOD: I'm Hollywood.
LEMON: I'm a dancer,
so I know who Hollywood Jade is,
and I am gagged
for him to be here.
HOLLYWOOD: This is Irvin,
my assistant.
You're going 1, sit, 2.
3, sit, 4.
You're gonna add your hands.
Roll right, and sit, and really
think like gay wrists.
Like, let it be a moment,
be a moment.
Right, left, circle in,
press it out.
LEMON: In terms of
the choreography,
I know I am slaying that.
I am that bitch,
and I am serving it to you.
HOLLYWOOD: Crown, hips.
KIARA: I'm on a team
with Tynomi and Lemon,
two dancers that
dance professionally.
The stakes are high.
HOLLYWOOD: Circle.
LEMON: The other girls aren't
quite getting it as quickly
as I would hope they would.
HOLLYWOOD: It's 1, 2,
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
TYNOMI: Jimbo, what's happening?
[scoffs]
JIMBO: I don't know
what I'm doing at all.
HOLLYWOOD: Well, 1, 2, 3, 4.
What did I say
about these wrists?
Limp, very gay.
Over, step back,
together, step out.
JIMBO: I do not like
being bad at things.
I hate it.
HOLLYWOOD: Your weight
should be facing this way.
But your foot doesn't move.
We gotta get this
coordination together.
JIMBO: Ooh!
HOLLYWOOD: 1, 2,
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2
Alright.
I mean, there's clearly work
that is necessary and needed,
so practice.
Let's do this one more time,
so I know it's in there.
1, 2, uh-huh.
I mean, it's not hard
right?
PRIYANKA: Am I in
the right place right now?
HOLLYWOOD: I love this worrisome
look on all of your faces.
ILONA: I'm not a dancer,
and if I make it through
a dance challenge, it's gonna
be a blessed day on the planet.
HOLLYWOOD: Roll 1, 2, 3,
box step,
5, 6, circle,
7, 8, crown,
1, 2, 3, and 4.
PRIYANKA: Ha-ha!
HOLLYWOOD: Yeah, we're going!
PRIYNAKA: Okay!
He's teaching it fast!
STARZY: Oh, hell, no!
This ain't Dancing
With The Stars!
HOLLYWOOD: You wanna
be on Drag Race?
PRIYANKA: I think so.
HOLLYWOOD: Well,
Drag Race costs,
and this is where
you start paying.
In sweat!
5, 6, 7, 8
Roll 1, 2, 3, 4
PRIYANKA: 5 and 6 and 7 and 8!
[gibberish]
You guys got it?
HOLLYWOOD: Crown, hip,
left, right, right.
I'm gonna keep going.
SCARLETT: Oh, there's more?
ILONA: My body doesn't
move like that properly.
STARZY: We all better prepare
to lip synch for our lives.
This choreography is hard.
HOLLYWOOD: Let me see it.
5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2--
So, to the right first.
5, 6, 7, 8.
Roll 1, 2, 3, 4,
box step, 6, 7, 8.
PRIYANKA: We thought
we had it in the bag,
but the cat left the bag.
Cat's out of the bag, people.
We suck.
Ilona's having
a full panic attack.
BoBo's crying.
SCARLETT: Whoa.
PRIYANKA: Starzy
hasn't even danced yet.
And Rita went back to Quebec!
HOLLYWOOD: Let's
get it together.
PRIYANKA: Bye.
PRIYANKA: Mooseknuckles out.
♪
KIARA: Eeh!
Sorry, bitches!
PRIYANKA: I slept in these.
PRIYANKA: It's elimination day!
BOA: For this week's
maxi challenge,
we have to create dis tracks
in a rap battle performance
on the main stage.
LEMON: The Dwolls are
gonna kill these judges.
♪
BOA: [whispered] So,
I think Scarlett's kind of
pissed off with me right now,
and I'm not too sure why.
LEMON: Like what kind of
vibes are you getting, though?
Like, what do you mean?
SCARLETT: They're
obsessed with you.
You could take a dump
on the stage
and they'd be like, "Look at,
Boa took a dump on the stage
"and she rhinestoned it."
BOA: Brooke Lynn
said I look sexy.
SCARLETT: Till you
took your corset off.
BOA: Really?
LEMON: I think potentially
Scarlett is just a little bit
jealous of how well Boa is
being perceived by the judges,
but that's not her fault.
TYNOMI: What is
your beef with Boa?
SCARLETT: Every two seconds
she's trying to read me
and rip me a new one.
SCARLETT: When I saw her
walk into the workroom,
I was like, nice, a good friend
to lean on and to have my back.
But I feel like when I have
something bad happening,
or if I need to talk
about something,
she just goes right to
comedy, being a dick.
SCARLETT: It's
frustrating because
I'm trying to be there for her
and be supportive of her
and she's just like
TYNOMI: I didn't even know that.
SCARLETT: Yeah.
BOA: It's making me anxious,
and I don't like that.
I'm not here to piss people off.
JIMBO: Maybe you should just
go and tell her right now,
and clear the air.
Get it off your chest.
If you let it fester,
you're gonna bring it
into your show.
If you guys clear the air,
you can just tell her I love you
and just get over it.
BOA: You're right.
Okay, I'll go talk
to her right now.
BOA: So I want to
talk to her about it.
We've been friends for years.
I want to talk this out.
BOA: Hey, do you
have a second?
SCARLETT: Uh, this second?
BOA: Do you want
to talk soon?
SCARLETT: I can't
talk right now.
I have to get ready.
I need to focus.
BOA: Do you just want
to come to me, or?
SCARLETT: Uh yeah.
BOA: Okay, whatever's
best for you.
SCARLETT: Okay.
BOA: Okay, I love you.
SCARLETT: I can't have
that energy going into
probably one of the most
taxing challenges.
ILONA: Qu'est que ?
[laughter]
SCARLETT: Now
I feel uncomfortable.
ILONA: Save the anger
for the rap battle.
JIMBO: I am kind of spying
on the girls across the room,
as I'm snacking on my sandwich.
SCARLETT: Hm, what's
going on over there?
peeping Toms over here,
back to your work.
♪
STARZY: Tynnomi, your
background is Jamaican, right?
TYNOMI: Yes, but I was born
here in Toronto, and my mom,
she's from the sugar state.
PRIYANKA: Yeah, my parents
are both Guyanese.
SCARLETT: Is your family
okay with you being gay, Pri?
Well, your mom?
PRIYANKA: My mom is
super supportive.
She comes to like
a lot of the shows,
but she has to like
hide it from my dad.
PRIYANKA: My dad is from Guyana,
where still you can be killed
for being gay.
Even if it's legal, you can
still be shot for being gay.
PRIYANKA: My dad doesn't
know that I do drag,
and he doesn't know
that I'm gay either.
SCARLETT: Really?
ILONA: What?
PRIYANKA: I'm afraid of
telling my dad that I'm gay
because
I just don't want
him to hate me.
I just fear he'd react that way
because of his upbringing
and where he's come from.
PRIYANKA: It feels so
like backwards to have to
like go back into the closet.
No one's in the closet anymore.
PRIANKA: I've been so
fortunate that all my friends
and all my family have
been the most supportive
in the whole entire world,
and I'm just so scared
that that one person,
who is going to
look me in the eye,
and tell me to get out of their
face, is gonna be my father.
In my ideal world, it would
just be a normal relationship
that we already have, but just
him knowing my actual truth,
because that would take
a weight off of my shoulders,
and it'd probably grow that
relationship so much more.
PRIYANKA: Just like this last
summer, we were at a wedding,
and my dad was like trying
to introduce me to girls.
TYNOMI: Oh no!
PRIYANKA: Yeah.
PRIYANKA: When my dad
asks me who I'm dating,
I say I'm dating
a girl named Priyanka.
So now, when he watches
Canada's Drag Race,
he'll finally be
able to meet her.
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
Cover Girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪
Head to toe
Let your whole body talk
And what?
[applause]
DEBORAH: Welcome to the main
stage of Canada's Drag Race.
I'm Deborah Cox,
and I'm thrilled to be here
as your extra
special guest host.
Ooh, this is trippy.
Brooke Lynn Hytes,
are you ready for tonight?
BROOKE LYNN: Deborah Cox,
my golden goddess,
I have one question for you.
How did you get here?
Ain't nobody supposed
to be here, girl.
[laughter]
DEBORAH: Stacey McKenzie,
my rainbow leopard.
Have you ever been dissed?
STACEY: No one has ever
lived to tell that tale.
BROOKE LYNN: They
got dis-charged.
STACEY: Oh!
DEBORAH: Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman.
JEFFREY: Deborah Cox,
you are a legend!
DEBORAH: Oh, stop.
You're the reason I get oh-so
sentimental!
JEFFREY: Ah-ha!
Ah!
She just said that to me!
DEBORAH: This week, our queens
were challenged to a rap battle
of epic proportions.
Gentlemen, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
[footsteps]
Yeah, yeah!
LEMON: Oh my god,
we are the sweetest, cutest,
nicest girl group
north of the border!
KIARA: Ouch!
BOA: I'm so sorry.
I mean, not really.
JIMBO: Come on, girls,
let's get 'em!
RITA: Pardonnez moi!
Canada's sweethearts
coming through!
PRIYANKA: We are like
so good at walking
And smiling!
SCARLETT: And breathing!
PRIYANKA: Good thing
we practiced!
Désolé, bitches!
SCARLETT: We are gonna
kill them with kindness.
Ha-ha-ha!
TYNOMI: Oh my god,
who are those hosers?
ILONA: I'm sorry,
what did you call us?
TYNOMI: I called you a ho, sir.
TEAM PRIYANKA: Gay gasp!
KIARA: I feel a rap
battle coming up!
BOA: Shh, you're not
supposed to say that!
It's supposed to
happen organically.
STARZY: Oh, ladies!
[evil voice]
Destroy them!
ALL: Sorry,
not sorry ♪
Sorry, I'm not sorry
Sorry
You won't make me apologize
And I'm not sorry aboot it
♪
TYNOMI: [rapping] I'm the queen.
I'm miss Tynomi.
When I'm on stage
I know you know me.
Slay all day with
a face will be.
Stick you down,
like to stamp my feet.
Knick knack, paddywhack,
give a dog a bone!
Frumpy old bitch,
I'm gonna send your ass home!
All of them be dutty dutty.
Need to wash
your panty panties!
ILONA: Everything I do
is sheer perfection.
Everywhere I look,
men cover their erections.
Everything they wear
gets them a detention.
Everywhere they go, people
have nothing nice to mention!
It must suck when
you get no attention.
Ha-ha-ha!
I'm so funny.
BOA: It's your girl, Boa
and I'm here to show ya
big booty, bitch,
these other girls
don't know another like me
'cause I do it differently,
sleeping on the sofa,
trust you will see.
Scarlett BoBo,
looks are a no-no,
dressed like a clown,
and it showed in the promo.
Try to slay the runway,
doing it my way.
That nose gives me
eggplant Friday!
STARZY: Anastarzia on the mic,
your girl in the house.
No, no, no,
all cat, no mouse.
Hoes think they sweet
with face half beat,
it's time Mother show
how to bring the heat.
Pack your cheap
drag up real neat
while I sit back
and I'll beat my meat.
Time to shoot
for from your feet,
bitch, ha, your face complete!
ALL: Sorry,
not sorry ♪
Sorry, I'm not sorry
Oh, no
Sorry, you won't
make me apologize ♪
And I'm not sorry aboot it
♪
KIARA: Kiki wanna kai-kai,
but none of these
queens are my type.
I'm sexy, so they
want a bite-bite.
They can try me,
but I will decline-cline.
Miss Anaquway,
you can sashay.
I want a real star,
no tea, no safe.
Ilona, you're
on the same lane,
double chin, double teeth,
baby, desolé.
SCARLETT: [rapping]
I don't wanna see nobody,
seems I gotta quit this hobby.
Sinking fast,
can't make it to the top.
Girl, can't wait
to see you drop!
Drop, drop,
you're looking like a flop.
Walk, walk, 'cause
you ain't the bop.
Hot, hot 'cause
that's what you're not.
Sirens, sirens,
bitch, you caught!
LEMON: Ain't nobody pussy pop it
quite like I do.
Ain't nobody look
turn a head like mine do.
Ain't no laugh track
slap like mine do.
Ain't no queen
rap it back like I do.
When I step in the room,
girls quake,
Scarlett, Starzy, always safe.
Rita's old and Ilona be fake,
and that last girl,
what's her name?
RITA: Team L-E-M-O-N
Ain't gonna
make it to the end. ♪
Just come a little closer.
Can't you see
we're getting hotter? ♪
Oh, yeah!
We're the lemon pie
destroyers! ♪
JIMBO: You want a dis?
Take a listen to this.
Honey, hold my drink
while I take a piss.
Grab a towel.
Think I spilled some tea.
You make messy TV.
Back rolls, now in HD,
pop your zits before
you come for me.
Check your mug 'cause
you looking greas-y.
Change your clothes
'cause they smell like pee.
PRIYANKA: Hi,
it's me, Priyanka.
What's my name, name?
BROOKE LYNNE: Priyanka!
PRIYANKA: Toronto
voted me the best.
Got this thing, thing.
Hi, Canada.
Did you get my name?
Not a copy cat fish.
Did you get my name?
It's me and my girls
serving you spectacles.
Those other girls--
forgettable.
ALL: Sorry, not sorry
Sorry,
I'm not sorry ♪
Sorry [no way]
You won't make me apologize
And I'm not sorry aboot it
Sorry [sorry]
Not sorry
[Sorry]
Sorry [uh-uh] ♪
I'm not sorry
Sorry, you won't
make me apologize ♪
And I'm not sorry aboot it
LEMON: Wait!
Why are we even fighting?
Shouldn't we be coming together
to fight against
slow walkers?
SCARLETT: She's right.
RITA: Why can't we just
be like polite Canadians?
JIMBO: You mean
passive-aggressive?
RITA: Well, I didn't say that,
but if you want to
turn it into that, sure.
KIARA: [gasps]
Let's sing about apologizing!
STARZY: I'm sorry that
I called you Mother Goose. ♪
BOA: I'm sorry that
I said your tuck was loose! ♪
SCARLETT: I'm sorry
and I want to make amends. ♪
TYNOMI: Sometimes I wonder
can't we just be friends? ♪
PRIYANKA: Je suis désolé
pour mes mots méchants. ♪
LEMON: Je suis désolé
for calling you a c-- ♪
LEMON: Je regrette
d'avoir vole votre trade. ♪
TYNOMI: He wasn't
that into you anyway! ♪
[Anyway, anyway]
ALL: I'm sorry,
we were bitches ♪
Now we're friends
Hunteeee [sorry]
Hunteeee ♪
We were bitches
now we're friends ♪
♪
♪
Live, laugh
Love, love, love, love!
[judges applauding & cheering]
STACEY: Brap, brap, brap, brap!
♪
DEBORAH: Category is
"Quebecky with the Good Hair."
First up, Kiara.
KIARA: Tonight, I'm serving
disco realness with a big afro.
Very Diana Ross.
She's on her way
to Studi-ho 50-whore.
BROOKE LYNN: Mufasa,
I'm gay, okay!
Gay!
KIARA: I'm not
afraid of any runway,
and she is not a disco deer
in the headlights, honey.
JEFFREY: Heavy is the head
that wears lamé.
DEBORAH: Next up, Jimbo.
JUDGES: Ooh.
JIMBO: My confidence is through
the roof, and I am serving it.
I'm feeling all my hairs bobbing
and weaving and bouncing.
I've got 11 wigs on.
I've made a harness of 12 belts,
and I feel like
an electrified poodle who
is ready to serve some 6ix.
BROOKE LYNN: In
the legendary words of RuPaul,
I don't know who she is,
but if it snows,
she's going on my tires.
DEBRORAH: Ooh. [laughter]
Tynomi Banks.
STACEY: Oh!
TYNOMI: I'm just like all
this colour coming at you,
like someone took acid
and saw me for the first time.
I'm living for my crown, though.
It's like a rainbow,
technicolour crown.
It's all hair.
BROOKE LYNN: Cousin Itt's
a slut who knew?
DEBORAH: Boa.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh!
BOA: Today, I am giving you
gorgeous Russian woman fur coat
realness with beautiful hair.
I'm giving you all glamour.
Not!
DEBORAH: Look, it's Whore-at!
JEFFREY: The '70s
are back, baby!
BOA: Bitch, I've got this
gorgeous green sequined
man-kini, and unfortunately,
I couldn't get a wax
before I got here.
DEBORAH: She needs
a vacation to Brazil.
BOA: I am feeling the most
beautiful I have ever felt.
There is a lot of woman
and a lot of hair,
so get out your combs
and start detangling.
DEBORAH: Next up, Lemon.
JUDGES: Ooh!
Oh!
LEMON: The fantasy on the
runway is the birth of Lemon.
This is my origin story,
and I am serving you
bark tree dress and a full
tree on my damn head.
BROOKE LYNNE: I guess
the lemon don't fall too far
from the tree now, do it?
JEFFREY: Shut up, you guys.
She can't concentrate.
DEBORAH: Priyanka.
BROOKE LYNNE: Ah!
Ooh!
Bitch stole my look!
[laughter]
PRIYANKA: I feel
incredible in this look.
Every single detail is here.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, oh, oh!
There's a bee!
There's a bee!
PRIYANKA: I'm shaking my thing!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Last week, I gave
you slow motion.
This week,
I'm on fast forward.
Run, bitch!
DEBORAH: Anastarzia Anaquway.
JEFFREY: Ooh.
STARZY: This is a hairy,
hairy situation.
I'm channelling my childhood.
From the back is Cousin Itt,
and from the front
BROOKE LYNN: Oh!
STARZY: I'm giving you
Chun-Li realness.
BROOKE LYNN: Not by the hairs
on her chinny-chin-chin.
STARZY: I'm trying to show
the judges versatility.
I've got hair
in the back and the front.
BROOKE LYNN: It's
Hair Club For Minge.
DEBORAH: Next up, Rita Baga.
JEFFREY: Shock me,
shock me, shock me!
RITA: Tonight, I'm serving
acid '80s realness.
I'm strutting that runway with
these custom yellow boots,
giving you my inner
Cindi Lauper.
I want the judges to know
that she's been around
since the '80s.
She's an old one,
but she's a classic.
BROOKE LYNN: That's
one Golden Girl.
JEFFREY: She's a cool mom.
[laughter]
DEBORAH: Scarlett BoBo.
JUDGES: Ooh!
SCARLETT: I'm serving
you good weave
all the way down to my toes.
The fantasy is just
clown freakshow eleganza.
I want to show the judges
my personality with this look.
I've got BoBo in my hair
with my cute little pixie cut.
My pixie cut wig
is my signature look.
I'm serving you BoBo
the Party Clown.
BROOKE LYNN: Go back to
Party City where you belong!
[laughter]
DEBORAH: And finally,
Ilona Verley.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, that's
where my service animal went.
ILONA: This is the first time
I'm on the runway
serving powder blue.
This is who I am.
I'm feeling 100% myself,
getting to showcase
my brand on the main stage.
JEFFREY: I hear she
likes it doggy style.
DEBORAH: Mark your territory!
[laughter]
ILONA: We're letting you know
that you don't have to make
hair looks look cheap.
You can look fashion.
This is the look that is gonna
keep me in this competition.
DEBORAH: Bitch,
get off the stage!
[laughter]
DEBORAH: Welcome, ladies.
STACEY: It's time for
the judges' critiques.
While you performed
as a group for this challenge,
you will be judged individually.
When I call your name,
please step forward.
Tynomi Banks
Priyanka.
Kiara
Scarlett BoBo
Anastarzia Anaquway
Boa
Ilona Verley.
If I called your name,
you represent the tops
and the bottoms for this week.
Those of you in the back
row are safe.
You may leave the stage.
♪
STACEY: It's time for
the judges' critiques.
Kiara.
BROOKE LYNN: I lost you a little
bit in the challenge.
It's hard to stick out on
that stage, I know, but
STACEY: You need to start
thinking outside the box
with your outfits.
JEFFREY: The look
is a little basic,
as was your performance look,
which makes me think
of last week's runway look,
which was also
a little bit basic,
which all together kind of
puts your taste level
into question for me.
KIARA: Sorry.
I feel stupid.
DEBORAH: Just breathe, breathe.
KIARA: I feel so
disappointed in myself.
I felt like I could nail it,
but I didn't,
and I don't know.
I just feel like shit.
DEBORAH: Don't beat yourself up.
Just put your best
effort forward,
and be good with
what you put into it.
STACEY: Next up, Tynomi Banks.
JEFFREY: In the performance,
I could see that you were
clearly a dancer, honey.
You were one to watch,
and I was watching.
I was also watching
you forget your lyrics,
which was disappointing.
I mean, you wrote the words.
DEBORAH: Tynomi has been
an incredible dancer with me,
so we know that
the spark is there,
but you can't miss lyrics
because there's a message
that you're trying to
portray and project,
and we miss it if you
don't know the words.
BROOKE LYNN: And then this look.
It's just hot glued
hair around your neck.
I don't like the hat either.
TYNOMI: I thought
this look was cool.
JEFFREY: It doesn't look
polished or well put together.
DEBORAH: The outfit
doesn't show your figure.
It's not the most flattering.
TYNOMI: Okay.
STACEY: Next is Boa.
BOA: Hieee.
BROOKE LYNN: This
look is so stupid.
It's just dumb,
but you're dumb, and I love it.
Your hair looks amazing.
Your makeup looks beautiful.
JEFFREY: It shouldn't
work but it does.
STACEY: You've got charisma.
You're weird.
You're funny.
You're beautiful.
JEFFREY: You were such
a standout for me tonight
in the performance.
I could not take
my eyes off of you.
DEBORAH: There were a lot
of moments where you were
giving it, bringing it,
telling it,
and you connected with every
single bitch in the room.
STACEY: Next is Priyanka.
DEBORAH: Give us a twirl.
BROOKE LYNN: You look
like you could clean
your toilet with that.
DEBORAH: We could.
BROOKE LYNN: This look,
lovely.
It's head to toe
thought-out.
I love the braids.
It's playful, just like you.
Your legs look amazing.
Your legs look 20 miles long.
I don't appreciate
you stealing my look,
but that's a different
conversation for another time.
JEFFREY: For the performance
tonight, you stood out.
Even when you were
in the background,
you were standing out.
BROOKE LYNN: You really
know how to perform--
like, you over-perform,
which is what you have to do
because it's a drag challenge.
DEBORAH: MVP.
PRIYANKA: Thank you.
Deborah Cox,
I'm so excited!
STACEY: Next up,
Anastarzia Anaquway.
JEFFREY: I think that
the two characters,
from two very different worlds,
together is confusing.
BROOKE LYNN: I was hoping that
when you came out as Cousin Itt,
you were going to turn around,
and you were going to be like
a fierce Morticia
with like black hair
all the way down to your ankles.
JEFFREY: Mm
BROOKE LYNN: And
I was like, "Huh."
DEBORAH: I love the look.
STARZY: Thank you.
DEBORAH: From the front.
STARZY: Ah!
STACEY: I like that you went
outside of your comfort zone,
but it might not have worked
because there's
too much going on.
JEFFREY: You, in the challenge,
for the most part, I lost you.
BROOKE LYNN: You
kind of just faded
into the background for me.
You need to roll your
shoulders back a little,
loosen up, because you
come off very uptight,
and I don't know
if you mean to.
Exactly, like that.
That's the first time
I've seen you laugh or smile
this entire time.
STARZY: [laughing]
STACEY: Next up
is Scarlett BoBo.
You on the runway,
I loved.
Had a lot of personality.
You had me engaged.
You killed it.
BROOKE LYNN: I think
you look great.
This is just hair
hanging from a bodysuit,
but the way you did it
with the lines down the side,
it gives you
a little bit of shape
and it has more movement.
And that hair, adorable.
DEBORAH: You're taking chances,
and that's what it's about,
is just being free, fearless.
JEFFREY: Between this and your
stand-out performance tonight
in the challenge,
I feel like I'm finally seeing
who Scarlett BoBo is,
and I want more, honey.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
SCARLETT: Take it, take it!
STACEY: Ilona Verley.
BROOKE LYNN: So, the dancing
was a struggle for you.
ILONA: I felt pretty lost.
BROOKE LYNN: And it showed.
JEFFREY: You very much
faded into the background,
and I think that
it was almost intentional.
You were so
uncomfortable up there.
You had no confidence.
DEBORAH: You have
to make us believe
you know what
the hell you're doing.
BROOKE LYNN: Because that
happened and then you come out
in this fierce, fierce look.
It just looks so clean
and put-together and expensive.
ILONA: [whispered]
It was.
STACEY: From head to toe,
it's just, oh!
I just love it.
JEFFREY: It's so polished.
Your taste level
is so on point.
STACEY: Thank you, ladies.
You may head back to
the workroom to untuck,
while we deliberate.
♪
LEMON: How much
does your wig weigh?
RITA: Almost 15 pounds.
RITA: This wig is so freaking
heavy, so I'm just a hot mess.
I'm having a headache.
Drag is not easy.
JIMBO: Do you think anyone
thought you looked like
Groot's sexy mother?
LEMON: I hope everyone thought I
looked like Groot's sexy mother.
JIMBO: Oh, here they are!
QUEEN: Drinks!
STARZY: At this point,
I have absolutely
no clue what to think.
I don't know if
I'll be lip synching.
JIMBO: What did they say,
Starzy, to you?
STARZY: They hated
my performance.
They hated my outfit.
LEMON: Kiara, how do you feel?
JIMBO: What did they say to you?
KIARA: My look is kind of basic,
and they said that they question
my taste level, and I just
want to stay here so bad,
and I feel
disappointed in myself.
RITA: It's amazing
to be here with Kiara
because I'm very supportive
of everything that she's doing.
The first time I saw
Kiara on the stage,
I told her, "You're
a superstar, baby."
KIARA: I'm not going home.
If I have to lip synch, that
other bitch better be scared.
PRIYANKA: Tynomi, how are
you feeling over there?
TYNOMI: [quietly]
I have to go.
STARZY: She needs a minute.
She needs a minute.
They were really rough on her.
TYNOMI: Being in
the bottom twice,
I'm trying to be positive
Tynomi, fun, fierce Tynomi,
and I find my light is dimming.
ILONA: I think Tynomi has
a big expectation to live up to.
She is a drag legend in Canada,
especially in Toronto.
TYNOMI: As I'm hearing
the critiques down the line
for all of you guys,
I'm not jealous.
It just made me feel
like I don't know myself.
I'm thinking it's amazing,
and then they don't like it.
STARZY: The judges are
being a little harsh on her.
That is because Tynomi Banks,
your name precedes you.
RITA: You know you're one
of the best at what you do.
You're used to being praised
every time you're on the stage,
but here it's a different thing.
TYNOMI: I have to be quiet
and take their shit in.
This is my drag,
and then they don't like it.
TYNOMI: I'm feeling like
I let the judges down,
and I'm letting myself down.
RITA: Were there any critiques
that were surprising?
BOA: Honestly, I was like,
"They're gonna hate me."
I up the choreo, and
SCARLETT: And you just
glued a wig to a bodysuit.
BOA: I sewed it and I teased it
and I glittered it!
What is going on with you?
What's going on with us?
SCARLETT: I've been there
for you this whole time,
and I feel like every
day you're just saying
shady shit to me,
and just using me as your
target practice,
and I don't know why
you've just been coming at me.
SCARLETT: Every time Boa
interacts with anybody,
it's either a dig, or a read,
or something to get attention.
SCARLETT: You don't treat
me like that in Toronto.
That's the thing.
BOA: In Toronto, Scarlett
is like one of the top dogs
in the hierarchy.
I am a little bit lower.
[burps]
Sorry.
I don't think she's used
to seeing me get praised,
and get appreciated and loved,
and I think it's
with her head a little bit.
She might be a little jealous.
PRIYANKA: Boa's finally
being celebrated
for the first time in years.
SCARLETT: Bitch, I've been
celebrating her for years.
SCARLETT: Bitch, I've literally
been like the only one
that's been booking you
and helping you,
and pushing you
for years in Toronto.
RITA: I feel like the Toronto
girls, they like to fight.
They like to
insult each other.
And we are not like
that in Montreal.
BOA: You know I have
so much love for you, girl,
and I'm really, really sorry.
I'm going to try a lot harder
to be more supportive of you,
and I'm really sorry.
BOA: I will always apologize,
just to shut people up.
QUEENS: Sorry,
not sorry! ♪
[laughter]
STACEY: So, just between us
bou-bouffantes, what you say?
BROOKE LYNN: It's tough.
DEBORAH: It's very tough.
JEFFREY: Boa blew my mind
tonight in her performance.
I love so much that she can just
stick with her quirky weirdness
and never try to downplay it,
because it really is the ones
who stand out who are
gonna have my attention,
at the end of the day.
DEBORAH: Just the originality,
I think, won me over.
BROOKE LYNN: Boa's like
in a league of her own
in this competition.
There's really nobody else
that's kind of like her.
JEFFREY: Priyanka is
impressing me more and more.
DEBORAH: She definitely
committed to every moment
that she was onstage.
BROOKE LYNN: She's
just such a natural.
The looks are sickening.
They look polished,
thought-out.
That bitch did not
come to play.
JEFFREY: Scarlett BoBo.
BROOKE LYNN: She's
like a rocker clown.
What a little spitfire.
STACEY: She's just a little ball
of energy that just keeps
going and going and going.
JEFFREY: I loved
every minute of it
because I was
having fun with her.
DEBORAH: Agreed.
JEFFREY: Oh, little Kiara.
DEBORAH: She completely
disappeared
during the performance.
JEFFREY: When it comes to
the runway presentations,
it's just so basic.
BROOKE LYNN: But she's
got such a fashion body.
STACEY: Yes, she has like
the typical model body,
high fashion, but when she
comes out on the runway,
it's just blah.
JEFFREY: Starzy, she has this
façade up, this veneer up.
DEBORAH: She's gotta
loosen up and have more fun.
BROOKE LYNN: We come from the
same world, the pageant world,
so I get that you have to be
on and poised all the time.
But it doesn't work here.
She walks down the runway
and it's just been like, boosh.
It's like
the Terminator in drag.
DEBORAH: Right.
BROOKE LYNN: It's a meh from me.
JEFFREY: Meh.
STACEY: Meh.
BROOKE LYNN: Meh,
meh, meh, meh.
STACEY: Meh!
JEFFREY: Meh!
Tynomi, unfortunately, she
has just not been delivering.
STACEY: She seems
to be holding back.
BROOKE LYNN: Yeah.
DEBORAH: I know that
Tynomi is a fierce dancer,
but we lost a lot
of her presence,
and the outfit didn't help.
BROOKE LYNN: It just
breaks my heart.
The looks,
the lack of confidence.
Every week I'm like,
"This is gonna be the week,"
and then it's not the week.
JEFFREY: Ilona
I think that she stands out
so strongly when it's just her,
but as soon as she's
around her sisters,
she just completely vanishes.
BROOKE LYNN: [Dracula voice]
She vants to be alone.
DEBORAH: She vants to be alone.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: I definitely lost
Ilona in Not Sorry Aboot It,
but that runway look, though.
STACEY: Ooh!
BROOKE LYNN: That was the T.
JEFFREY: One of my favourite
looks of the season.
DEBORAH: But not enough
to win this competition.
BROOKE LYNN: No.
STACEY: Enough!
Have we reached a decision?
BROOKE LYNN: I think we have.
STACEY: Bring back
our hairy Mary's!
STACEY: Welcome back, ladies.
Based on your
unapologetic performance,
and your runway presentation,
we've made some decisions.
PRIYANKA: [exhales]
STACEY: Boa
You're safe.
BOA: Thank you, judges.
STACEY: You may join the other
girls at the back of the stage.
Scarlett BoBo, you rocked
the stage and the mic,
and on the runway,
you brought it,
clowned the house down.
Priyanka, if that's your name,
in the rap, you laid it down,
and your outfit on the runway
really braidoff.
Priyanka
Con-drag-ulations!
PRIYANKA: Yes!
STACEY: As the winner of
this week's challenge,
you've won
a spectacular VIP stay
and culinary experience
at the luxury
Hilton Lac-Leamy.
You may join the other girls
at the back of the stage.
PRIYANKA: Thank you.
Holy !
PRIYANKA: I won!
I'm the winner of this
week's maxi challenge!
Oh my god!
The other girls,
you better watch out
because if I could stand out
amongst the 10 of you,
then you'd better learn
how to backup dance.
STACEY: Scarlett BoBo,
you are safe.
SCARLETT: Thank you
so much, judges.
STACEY: Please
join the other girls.
STACEY: Ilona Verley
You are safe.
You may join the other girls.
STACEY: Kiara,
your singing was bold,
your outfit was gold,
but overall, we weren't sold.
Anastarzia Anaquway,
in the rap battle,
you got busy
with the dis tracks,
but on the runway,
your Cousin Itt was
busy and distracting.
I'm sorry, my dear,
but you're up for elimination.
STARZY: [chuckles]
STACEY: Tynomi Banks,
in the rap and on the streets,
you are the baddest bitch,
but on the runway,
you had a technicolour glitch.
Kiara, you're safe.
Tynomi, you are up
for elimination.
Kiara, you may join
the other girls at the back.
KIARA: Thank you so much.
STARZY: I was praying that if
I had made it to the bottom,
it would be with someone else.
But if I have to lip synch
against Tynomi,
Im'a teach this bitch
a few lessons.
STACEY: Two queens
stand before us.
Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare
a lip synch performance
of Deborah's #1 Billboard hit,
Absolutely Not.
This is your last
chance to impress us,
and save yourself
from elimination.
DEBORAH: The time has come
for you to lip synch
for your life.
TYNOMI: I know this
lip synch off by heart
because I've danced with
this woman for 10 years,
so I better not
embarrass myself right now.
DEBORAH: Good luck.
And don't it up.
♪
♪
Always waitin' for someone
To make me happy,
pick me up ♪
I realize that
someone is me ♪
What you call life,
that ain't living, no ♪
Bless the child
that's got his own, yeah ♪
It's my season,
now I stand alone ♪
Just thought that I
would let you know ♪
Some things you just
can't control, no, no ♪
Should I wear my hair
in a ponytail? ♪
Should I dress
myself up in Chanel? ♪
Do I measure me
by what you think? ♪
Absolutely not,
absolutely not ♪
Now I see
That life means more to me
More than fancy clothes
More than you'll ever know
All the ugly words
STARZY: We are putting on
the show of the year out here.
Made me stronger every day
TYNOMI: This battle
is so serious right now.
I want to be here so bad.
I'm living life for me
♪
Absolutely, absolutely not
Should I wear my hair
in a ponytail? ♪
Should I dress
myself up in Chanel? ♪
ILONA: Starzy is so poised.
She is so pageant.
She is letting you have it,
and Tynomi is getting
a little bit more
motion happening,
a little bit more movement.
If I go to work
in a mini-skirt ♪
Am I giving you
the right to flirt? ♪
I won't compromise
my point of view ♪
Absolutely not,
absolutely not ♪
Should I wear my hair
in a ponytail? ♪
Should I dress
myself up in Chanel? ♪
Do I measure me
by what you think? ♪
Absolutely not
Absolutely not, oh
[cheering & applause]
TYNOMI: I love you.
DEBORAH: Oh, wow!
This is hard.
♪
♪
DEBORAH: Queens, I bow to thee.
STACEY: Tynomi Banks
Chanté, you stay.
[applause]
TYNOMI: Thank you.
STACEY: Tynomi,
you may join the other girls.
STACEY: Anastarzia Anaquway,
our pageant queen,
you served
the children pure class.
Bahama Mama,
you will always be our Starzy,
but now, sashay away.
[applause]
BOA: I love you, Starzy.
STARZY: Ladies, take advantage
of every opportunity
that is presented to you.
By being here,
we have proven
that the sky has
never been our limit.
ILONA: I love you!
QUEEN: Love you, baby!
SCARLETT: Love you!
STARZY: Mother out!
PRIYANKA: Yeah!
Goodbye, Mother!
I love you, Mom!
♪
STARZY: The thing about life,
everything happens in its time.
If I'm leaving,
it's definitely my time.
No regrets whatsoever.
I came, I saw, I conquered.
I may not have won,
but I conquered.
♪
♪
STACEY: Con-drag-ulations,
queens, and remember,
stay true north
strong and fierce.
Hit it!
You wear it well
Lipstick, lipstick
painted on ♪
You wear it well
That look sure suits
you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
Work it for me
Work it for me, me
You wear it
You wear it
You wear it well
RUPAUL: Next time on
Canada's Drag Race
STACEY: You will be
working in teams to create
an iconic fashion line
made entirely from
recyclable materials.
PRIYANKA: [gasps]
What the ?!
BROOKE LYNN: You
literally came out
and me and Stacey went
like this to each other.
BIDDELL: What I love about
an unconventional challenge
is when you can't tell that
it's an unconventional material.
STACEY: I would have
loved to have seen
a little bit more couture.
TYNOMI: Bitch, we look
like garbage obviously,
because you gave us garbage!
SCARLETT: Tensions are high!
ILONA: Eat shit.
SCARLETT: I'm just
gonna sit here
and hopefully I don't
get a glass thrown by me.
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