Chibiverse (2022) s01e03 Episode Script
The Great Chibi Mix-Up!
1
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
Uh
Hello, Chibis!
I'm Phineas and this is Ferb.
And we can't wait to show you
some of our favorite Chibi adventures.
Plus, we'll be ending the show
with a best friend disco dance-off.
BFFs like Cricket and Remy,
Molly and Scratch,
Sprig and Anne, Penny and Dijonay,
and, of course, us.
Don't forget the funky Dr. D.
Oh. Hi, Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Who will you be dancing with?
I am so glad you asked
because it gives me the perfect transition
to introduce
the Best Friendinator.
This device creates the perfect pal.
PHINEAS: Is everyone all right?
Looks like we're all A-okay.
Phew. That means the disco dance-off
is still on.
Great! I can't wait to dance
next to my very best friend.
Scratch the Ghost!
And my bestie, Sprig the Frog.
And my best friend, Webby.
But those aren't their besties.
Uh, while Ferb and I try to figure out
what just happened,
let's watch
some Owl House Chibi Adventures.
(LOUD SLURPING)
(SHUSHES)
(HOOTING)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(CRASHING)
(HOOTING)
Great work, Ferb.
I see the problem now.
This ray was programmed
to turn Chibis into best friends.
Not create best friends from scratch.
When that laser hit the Chibis,
it caused everyone to become mixed-up
about who their real bestie is.
Oops. Maybe I shouldn't have
skimped on the coding.
We better help the Chibis
remember their best friends
or the dance-off will be a disco of lies.
Dr. Doof, could we use your ray
to zap Chibis back
with their real besties?
Yeah, I think that's a no.
Maybe I shouldn't have
skimped on the wiring.
Wait! Maybe we just need
to jog everyone's memory.
Chibis,
since you're all confused,
let's watch some of your past adventures
to show you
who your real best friends are.
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
Hmm.
(ROARS)
(ROARS)
(SCREAMS)
(ROARS)
(VACUUM WHIRRING)
So, see, Molly,
you're actually best friends with Scratch.
The ghost and Molly McGee?
What kind of duo is that?
Now, Frog and Molly McGee,
that's a show.
I can't believe that didn't work.
And without the Best Friendinator ray,
I don't know how to fix this.
-LUZ: Maybe I can help.
-Luz.
I was flying overhead
and saw everything happen.
I'm guessing we're dealing with a classic
best friend mix-up situation.
It happens.
But if I draw the right combination
of glyph magic,
I should be able to bring all of our
Chibi best friends back together.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ:
Hey, that looks just like me.
You draw an eyeball here, a nose there.
No! It'll mess up the magic!
Did the spell work?
I remember now.
Scratch is my BFF.
Then, I guess
everything is back to normal.
Which is why
I have Gizmoduck's wheel for feet.
Wait, what?
I have Gizmoduck's wheel for feet!
Whoa! Whoa!
And I have Scratch's ghost body!
And Scratch, you have my legs.
(ALL PANICKING)
(LAUGHING)
Look at those freaks! Wait a second.
I'm a freak, too!
Was your spell supposed to do that?
I followed all the rules
I drew inside the lines
I never asked for anything
that wasn't mine
Being nice was my pastime
But I've been hurt for the last time
I never thought of myself as mean
I always thought I'd be the queen
And there's no in between
'Cause if I can't have that
Then I would be the leader of the dark
and the bad
Now there's a devil on my shoulder
where the angels used to be
And he's calling me the Queen of Mean
The Queen of Mean
All of my senses have left me defenseless
This darkness around me
is promising vengeance
The price that I'm willing
to pay is expensive
There's nothing to lose
when you're lonely and friendless
So my only interest
is showing this princess
That I am the queen
and my reign will be endless!
(SIGHS)
(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)
(SCREAMS)
Hmm.
Hmm.
(SCREAMS)
Hmm.
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
(CLAMORING)
My spell was supposed
to bring the Chibis together,
but when Dr. Doof changed my glyphs,
it literally combined them.
I just wish I knew how to fix this.
That stranger handed me a card
saying we should watch
Hamster and Gretel Chibi Adventures.
Hey!
(SIGHS)
(PANTING)
(SCREAMING)
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
(GROWLING)
Now I know why that stranger
wanted us to watch those.
They rewinded time to fix a problem!
You've totally lost me.
We need a Rewindinator.
Oh! Why didn't you say so?
And no skimping this time.
Sheesh, you turn everyone
into freaks one time,
and suddenly there's trust issues.
Come on down to Zombietown
and meet our hero, Zed
He wants to play football
and help the zombies get ahead
Then one day he meets Addison
She slaps him in the face
But soon they both discover
They're crushin' on each other
Zed proposes Addison
Come party with his friends
Meets her snooty parents
and plays human make pretend
But look out for Bucky
He's a bully with hot goss
Turns out there's Z-band hacking
to up Zed's football tackling
Bucky goes too far
The zombies zombie out
The crowd freaks out!
Buck's nearly chow!
Zed gets arrested!
Addison reveals
she's got secret white hair
The crowd freaks out!
Her parents pout!
The zombie kids all feel sad
But then everybody unites
Yay! Through the power of friendship
They get along, singing this song
No kiss, just hug!
But now there's another movie
Hey! Turns out Seabrook has werewolves
They're lookin' for the Moonstone
or else they will die
Zed's hit by a school bus
asking Addie to the prom
Then the werewolves' entrance
leads to anti-monster laws
So Zed runs for president
to try to make things better
But he zombies out again
So mean ol' Bucky gets the win
These werewolves think that
Addison's the leader of their pack
She gets a couple hair braids
Now she's got the werewolves' back
They protest at the power plant
to rescue the Moonstone
Their dance is super polished
But still the plant's demolished
The werewolves all get sick
The earth begins to crack
They find the stone!
They get recharged!
A boulder traps them!
Addison tells Zed
"You need to zombie out"
He moves the rock
Their lives are saved
They go to prom! There's a kiss!
But now there's another movie
Whoa! Turns out Seabrook has aliens
They need a map to point them to Utopia
Zed wants to get into college
Then he'll be with Addison
But aliens wreak havoc
Now the citizens are mad at them
The cheer off is approaching
so the aliens decide
"We can't just tell them why we're here
So let's pretend we came to cheer!"
The aliens investigate
the Moonstone for a clue
No map
They beam up to their spaceship
Addison gets beamed up, too
Oh, snap!
It turns out that her grandma
was an alien space scout
-Wait, what?
-But Addison is sour
'Cause she ain't got no powers
Addison zaps Zed
He zombies out again
Turns out she is an alien
The map's inside her
They jump start the ship
Get sad and say goodbye
Then change their mind
'Cause Seabrook was Utopia
this whole time!
(SIGHS) That was a mouthful.
Did I miss anything?
Oh, yeah, Eliza's a robot.
Now that we have all the parts we need,
let's build a Rewindinator.
It's done.
(ALL CHEERING)
We did it, Ferb!
Everyone's back to normal.
Yeah. I have so much respect
for ducks now.
Bingo bango!
(LAUGHING)
(SCRATCH BELCHING)
(SNEEZES)
(GROANS) Oh.
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Mom! Mom!
AUTOMATED VOICE: Three, two, one
(GROWLS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
(GASPS)
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
(SNICKERING)
Huh?
And, now, the moment
we've all been waiting for.
The Chibi real best friend
disco dance-off.
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
Perry the Platypus.
You'll be my friend for the disco dance?
I guess I had a best friend
this whole time.
One that constantly thwarts my evil plans.
But beggars can't be choosers.
Let's get funky!
Wait. Is that Perry?
Nah, couldn't be.
That platypus is wearing a hat.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
Uh
Hello, Chibis!
I'm Phineas and this is Ferb.
And we can't wait to show you
some of our favorite Chibi adventures.
Plus, we'll be ending the show
with a best friend disco dance-off.
BFFs like Cricket and Remy,
Molly and Scratch,
Sprig and Anne, Penny and Dijonay,
and, of course, us.
Don't forget the funky Dr. D.
Oh. Hi, Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Who will you be dancing with?
I am so glad you asked
because it gives me the perfect transition
to introduce
the Best Friendinator.
This device creates the perfect pal.
PHINEAS: Is everyone all right?
Looks like we're all A-okay.
Phew. That means the disco dance-off
is still on.
Great! I can't wait to dance
next to my very best friend.
Scratch the Ghost!
And my bestie, Sprig the Frog.
And my best friend, Webby.
But those aren't their besties.
Uh, while Ferb and I try to figure out
what just happened,
let's watch
some Owl House Chibi Adventures.
(LOUD SLURPING)
(SHUSHES)
(HOOTING)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(CRASHING)
(HOOTING)
Great work, Ferb.
I see the problem now.
This ray was programmed
to turn Chibis into best friends.
Not create best friends from scratch.
When that laser hit the Chibis,
it caused everyone to become mixed-up
about who their real bestie is.
Oops. Maybe I shouldn't have
skimped on the coding.
We better help the Chibis
remember their best friends
or the dance-off will be a disco of lies.
Dr. Doof, could we use your ray
to zap Chibis back
with their real besties?
Yeah, I think that's a no.
Maybe I shouldn't have
skimped on the wiring.
Wait! Maybe we just need
to jog everyone's memory.
Chibis,
since you're all confused,
let's watch some of your past adventures
to show you
who your real best friends are.
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
Hmm.
(ROARS)
(ROARS)
(SCREAMS)
(ROARS)
(VACUUM WHIRRING)
So, see, Molly,
you're actually best friends with Scratch.
The ghost and Molly McGee?
What kind of duo is that?
Now, Frog and Molly McGee,
that's a show.
I can't believe that didn't work.
And without the Best Friendinator ray,
I don't know how to fix this.
-LUZ: Maybe I can help.
-Luz.
I was flying overhead
and saw everything happen.
I'm guessing we're dealing with a classic
best friend mix-up situation.
It happens.
But if I draw the right combination
of glyph magic,
I should be able to bring all of our
Chibi best friends back together.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ:
Hey, that looks just like me.
You draw an eyeball here, a nose there.
No! It'll mess up the magic!
Did the spell work?
I remember now.
Scratch is my BFF.
Then, I guess
everything is back to normal.
Which is why
I have Gizmoduck's wheel for feet.
Wait, what?
I have Gizmoduck's wheel for feet!
Whoa! Whoa!
And I have Scratch's ghost body!
And Scratch, you have my legs.
(ALL PANICKING)
(LAUGHING)
Look at those freaks! Wait a second.
I'm a freak, too!
Was your spell supposed to do that?
I followed all the rules
I drew inside the lines
I never asked for anything
that wasn't mine
Being nice was my pastime
But I've been hurt for the last time
I never thought of myself as mean
I always thought I'd be the queen
And there's no in between
'Cause if I can't have that
Then I would be the leader of the dark
and the bad
Now there's a devil on my shoulder
where the angels used to be
And he's calling me the Queen of Mean
The Queen of Mean
All of my senses have left me defenseless
This darkness around me
is promising vengeance
The price that I'm willing
to pay is expensive
There's nothing to lose
when you're lonely and friendless
So my only interest
is showing this princess
That I am the queen
and my reign will be endless!
(SIGHS)
(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)
(SCREAMS)
Hmm.
Hmm.
(SCREAMS)
Hmm.
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
(CLAMORING)
My spell was supposed
to bring the Chibis together,
but when Dr. Doof changed my glyphs,
it literally combined them.
I just wish I knew how to fix this.
That stranger handed me a card
saying we should watch
Hamster and Gretel Chibi Adventures.
Hey!
(SIGHS)
(PANTING)
(SCREAMING)
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
(GROWLING)
Now I know why that stranger
wanted us to watch those.
They rewinded time to fix a problem!
You've totally lost me.
We need a Rewindinator.
Oh! Why didn't you say so?
And no skimping this time.
Sheesh, you turn everyone
into freaks one time,
and suddenly there's trust issues.
Come on down to Zombietown
and meet our hero, Zed
He wants to play football
and help the zombies get ahead
Then one day he meets Addison
She slaps him in the face
But soon they both discover
They're crushin' on each other
Zed proposes Addison
Come party with his friends
Meets her snooty parents
and plays human make pretend
But look out for Bucky
He's a bully with hot goss
Turns out there's Z-band hacking
to up Zed's football tackling
Bucky goes too far
The zombies zombie out
The crowd freaks out!
Buck's nearly chow!
Zed gets arrested!
Addison reveals
she's got secret white hair
The crowd freaks out!
Her parents pout!
The zombie kids all feel sad
But then everybody unites
Yay! Through the power of friendship
They get along, singing this song
No kiss, just hug!
But now there's another movie
Hey! Turns out Seabrook has werewolves
They're lookin' for the Moonstone
or else they will die
Zed's hit by a school bus
asking Addie to the prom
Then the werewolves' entrance
leads to anti-monster laws
So Zed runs for president
to try to make things better
But he zombies out again
So mean ol' Bucky gets the win
These werewolves think that
Addison's the leader of their pack
She gets a couple hair braids
Now she's got the werewolves' back
They protest at the power plant
to rescue the Moonstone
Their dance is super polished
But still the plant's demolished
The werewolves all get sick
The earth begins to crack
They find the stone!
They get recharged!
A boulder traps them!
Addison tells Zed
"You need to zombie out"
He moves the rock
Their lives are saved
They go to prom! There's a kiss!
But now there's another movie
Whoa! Turns out Seabrook has aliens
They need a map to point them to Utopia
Zed wants to get into college
Then he'll be with Addison
But aliens wreak havoc
Now the citizens are mad at them
The cheer off is approaching
so the aliens decide
"We can't just tell them why we're here
So let's pretend we came to cheer!"
The aliens investigate
the Moonstone for a clue
No map
They beam up to their spaceship
Addison gets beamed up, too
Oh, snap!
It turns out that her grandma
was an alien space scout
-Wait, what?
-But Addison is sour
'Cause she ain't got no powers
Addison zaps Zed
He zombies out again
Turns out she is an alien
The map's inside her
They jump start the ship
Get sad and say goodbye
Then change their mind
'Cause Seabrook was Utopia
this whole time!
(SIGHS) That was a mouthful.
Did I miss anything?
Oh, yeah, Eliza's a robot.
Now that we have all the parts we need,
let's build a Rewindinator.
It's done.
(ALL CHEERING)
We did it, Ferb!
Everyone's back to normal.
Yeah. I have so much respect
for ducks now.
Bingo bango!
(LAUGHING)
(SCRATCH BELCHING)
(SNEEZES)
(GROANS) Oh.
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Mom! Mom!
AUTOMATED VOICE: Three, two, one
(GROWLS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
(GASPS)
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
(SNICKERING)
Huh?
And, now, the moment
we've all been waiting for.
The Chibi real best friend
disco dance-off.
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
Perry the Platypus.
You'll be my friend for the disco dance?
I guess I had a best friend
this whole time.
One that constantly thwarts my evil plans.
But beggars can't be choosers.
Let's get funky!
Wait. Is that Perry?
Nah, couldn't be.
That platypus is wearing a hat.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)