Combatants Will Be Dispatched! (2021) s01e03 Episode Script

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What?
The Demon Lord's army retreated?
We were losing!
Are you sure it's not a trick
of those cunning demons?
The watchmen said their army
withdrew entirely during the night.
What's going on?
Their goal is to gain our territory.
Why would they retreat without
accomplishing their objective?
It's thanks to me--Agent Six.
How rude!
You're in the presence of the king!
Who are you?
You don't even know the face
of the army's strategist?
Nope.
You wild dog
If you want to talk to
the Princess, do it later.
I've heard about you
Your unit is nothing but women
and children with lowly blood.
And those women and children set fire
to all the Demon Lord's
supply trains, old man.
What meaning is there
in attacking supply trains?
No matter how strong they are,
they're dead without food and water.
They could try to attack anyway,
but the risk is too high.
You owe me, Agent Six, a lot. Old man.
It's hard when your own
army's filled with morons.
Thanks to you, we are saved.
Wonderful!
Now we just have to wait for the Chosen
One to save us, as the legends foretold.
Chosen One?
Yes, according to ancient
legends in our country,
when the Demon Lord's army
threatens mankind,
a crest will appear on
the hand of the Chosen One,
and they will gain power.
After endless trials, they will
eventually defeat the Demon Lord.
So I'm the Chosen One, huh?
Agent Six, that's
I found this on my hand when I woke up.
I had no idea it was the sign of a hero!
Spakoguvichula.
What?
That's a Spakoguvichula.
That's funny. Say it again.
It's a deadly insect whose
poison kills instantly!
Seriously?
I'm not dead, though
Thanks to that, huh?
I'll probably be fine.
I'm pretty tough.
Anyway, the Chosen One is me, right?
Um
The crest has already appeared on the hand
of my brother, the kingdom's prince
"Episode 3:
The Right Way to Clear a Tower!"
Help me, Commander!
Alice is really mean!
How'd it go, Six?
I cursed at some old man calling
himself a "strategist" until he cried.
Good.
So, what are you doing?
Well, she absorbs the
characteristics, that is,
the genetic information,
of anything she eats, right?
So that's where this grasshopper comes in.
If she eats it, she should
become almost invincible.
There are lots of stronger
monsters out there, right?
I can't eat bugs!
Six, grab her for me.
Roger.
You're so mean, Commander!
I can't trust anyone now!
My grandfather was right: humanity
is foolish and must be annihilated.
Don't worry, grasshoppers are amazing.
In my organization, making
grasshopper mutants was taboo.
That's right.
Now, just eat it.
If you eat it all, I'll give you
something good.
No!
But what do you mean "good"?
Something yummy?
If it's yummy, I might reconsider
It's called silicone.
If you eat it, I think your
breasts will get bigger.
That's wonderful!
Let's have Rose gulp it down
and make her breasts really big!
I don't need that!
I'm happy with their current size!
If you try to force me to drink it,
I'll use my Crimson Breath on you!
You're pretty strong, so why do you
let the army boss you around?
There are other jobs you could do
that would pay more.
To learn who I am.
I was found in a certain ruin.
I was sleeping surrounded
by artifacts, supposedly.
Supposedly?
I don't really have many
of my old memories.
All I remember is the old man who made me.
He was researching a certain stone.
He said that it was a stone of miracles--
that it could do anything!
But he died after
attempting forbidden magic.
I want to obey his last words
and make his dream come true!
But I don't know anything about
his research or even myself.
They promised that if I helped them,
they'd share with me the research
they'd done on the ruins.
This country's filled with shitheads.
Hey, let's have Rose work for us.
She already looks like a mutant.
If we can just change the way
she thinks about things,
she'd make a great combat agent.
Rose, from today on,
you can officially be one of us!
Wasn't I already part of the unit?
You're still a child. You need
proper ideological education.
From now on, you can
look up to me as a mother.
You're younger than me.
"Kisaragi"
What is this badge?
"Kisaragi"
Now you're an apprentice agent!
And as an apprentice,
you have to do what I say!
No! You two look like
you're planning something.
Congratulations!
Why are you clapping?
And what are you doing with your hands?
I'm not eating the silicone
or the grasshopper!
I heard the applause from the crowd
That's right, I'm getting married!
I'm not a loser anymore
This doesn't make sense.
What is it?
Something bothering you about how
the Demon Lord's army acted?
No, something bigger.
Listen, Alice.
We've been here for a while, right?
So why
Why isn't anybody falling in love with me?
I saved the country!
And my unit is filled with women!
And also, I've met girls
like Tillis and Heine,
and even that police girl
with the boyfriend!
Why?
Why haven't I had
a single fanservice event?
Like bumping into a girl at a corner
and feeling up her boobs,
or bumping into a girl at a corner
and seeing what's inside her skirt!
I spend hours every day crouching in wait
at the corner, and it's not working!
They told me to tell you to stop that.
You're in the way.
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Lucky you. You got to touch
a pretty girl's breasts.
What's fun about fondling
a robot's silicone!
And that's not it, anyway.
Of course, I want to have some fun.
Like having a really sexy girl
come on to me--
Why are you screaming about sexy girls?
W-We're having a mission briefing.
Six, join in!
Thank you for coming, everyone.
I have bad news about
the Chosen One's party.
The demons on the top floor
of Duster Tower,
Rista of Knowledge and Gil of Power,
have defeated them,
and they were injured.
Fortunately, the Chosen One's wounds
were not fatal.
But we don't have much time.
Thanks to Agent Six, we were able
to push back the foe last time.
But they'll be back.
Unfortunately, they're stronger than us.
If the war drags on,
they'll destroy us before the Chosen One
can defeat the Demon Lord.
The Chosen One says that
Duster Tower contains a treasure
needed to defeat the Demon Lord.
But there's no time to wait
for his recovery.
So we're going to attack Duster Tower
and get it for ourselves.
Wait, General! So, do you have some
plan to help us get the treasure,
when the Chosen One failed?
Well
The tower is hollow inside,
with a spiral staircase going up it.
So then
We'll have to attack en masse,
going up a little at a time.
Do you have any good strategies?
I know! Maybe Agent Six has a plan!
After all, he spent all that time calling
us idiots for losing the last battle.
Do you have a plan?
Let's set fire to it.
Fire? But the tower's made of stone.
We can't burn it.
No, we take the first floor. And then
we set a campfire in the middle of it.
We'll turn them all into smoked meats!
Well, it's effective, but
What do you all think?
Um
Is that okay, for a knight to do that?
N-No.
I appreciate the plan, but no.
We attack Duster Tower
in force tomorrow morning!
So we're sitting here
and relaxing till evening.
What are you saying?
The battle's already started!
Even the Chosen One couldn't
defeat the demons at the top--
Rista of Knowledge and Gil of Power!
If we beat them, we'll be famous!
Listen. The Chosen One's strong, right?
Of course. Even one of the Elite Four
would be no match for him.
And you're going to fight
the guys who beat him head-on?
Not me. I'm too scared.
If they haven't taken it by evening
when Grimm wakes up,
we'll come up with a plan.
Why you
I thought that in battle, at least,
you could be counted on a little.
But you're a coward!
I'll go myself!
And you can't share in the glory!
Um, Snow's going off alone. Is that okay?
She's strong. She'll be fine.
Eventually she'll come back
when she gets tired.
Snow!
It's evening, Six!
Is Grimm not awake?
The way she's moaning
in her sleep is really funny,
so we've all been watching her.
Snow Snow says to the commander,
"Do whatever you want with my breasts!"
She begs him to--
Wake up, Grimm!
If you have any more
weird dreams, I'll kill you!
I had this wonderful prophetic dream
Forget it. I'll kill you here.
Don't put her back to sleep
when she just got up.
Anyway, Alice, think it'll work?
Yeah, we'll be fine.
Take off your heavy armor.
What are you planning?
You want to get to
the top of the tower, right?
How far up did you get?
Halfway up, I think.
Yeah, this'll work.
Take this, Agent Six.
What is that tool?
No, wait
Okay, let's go!
Advance! The enemy's getting tired!
Who'd be dumb enough to try
and take this from the inside?
It'd take forever.
Push on! Get the wounded back!
With all that noise, they won't notice us.
Is is it okay to take
the tower like this?
They're way too relaxed.
Hey, it'll be really bad
if you fall from up here.
Be careful.
Okay, Commander!
I'm fine.
But why aren't you below me?
I went out of my way to wear a skirt.
You've got a lot more energy at night,
Mutant Mistress Thong-Thong.
Don't call me that!
Hey, hey, Six!
What? Don't tell me you need
to go to the bathroom.
No, it's not that
I swung my sword so much this afternoon
I'm running out of strength.
What do I do?
My arms are shaking.
You idiot!
If you fall from up here, you're dead!
And if you fall, you'll take
the others with you!
I know!
So I want to know what to do!
Th-Thanks
This'll work.
Hey, grab me tighter
so there's less wind resistance.
O-Okay. Like this?
This is the event I was waiting for!
Thank you so much!
At a time like this?
You really are human scum!
Shut up!
Big tits are all you have going for you!
I'm giving you a chance to use them.
You should be grateful!
Did you forget how I told you
to watch your back?
Hey, don't draw your sword here!
Stop messing around and go.
We're almost to the top, right?
They're not taking this seriously.
Who cares? Without the Chosen One,
the humans can't get up here.
That's right, bro.
We defeated the Chosen One.
The Demon Lord will be around to talk
about promoting us soon, right?
Yeah. We're probably even stronger
than the Elite Four, right?
Hey, what are you doing, Six?
Once we defeat the ones below,
we'll be even more famous!
That's right!
Someday the whole world
will know the names of Gil of
Strength and Rista of Know--
Rista! Rista!
H-Help me!
Just wait! I'm coming!
Who are you?
It didn't work, huh? Alice!
I could just shoot him down,
but bullets cost money.
If we just keep throwing rocks at him,
he'll fall eventually, right?
Good point.
Stop! Stop it!
I won't let you hurt Rista!
I'll protect my brother!
Th-This is rough
Hey Six, is this ethically okay?
I'm starting to feel sympathy.
Everybody, grab a rock!
Okay!
If he attacks us, the rest of you throw
your rocks at the one below!
Well done, Agent Six.
This is the perfect strategy
for a Kisaragi Employee.
And by saying it so the enemy can hear it,
you're stopping them from attacking us.
Th-That's right.
I wonder what will happen to your
partner if you take another step?
Okay, guys, hit them
with a long-range attack!
Damn it-- Argh!
You earned evil points!
Gil! Are you okay?
Nope, he's really not.
He's alive, though.
You'll pay for this, cowards!
I'll kill you all!
Wait, did you not hear me?
I said he's alive.
Your partner's right here
just barely alive.
If you hurry up and get him medical
treatment, he might survive.
So, I have a question.
How much will you pay
to buy your partner?
You earned evil points!
Hey, Six, you in there?
If you're looking for the kind,
noble-hearted Agent Six,
he went to pick up garbage
by the riverside.
Don't be ridiculous. You're right here.
What are you doing here? Coming to
a man's room in the middle of the night
Are you coming on to me, boob-woman?
Don't call me that!
What if somebody heard it and it stuck!
Hey, boob-woman.
Should I leave so you two
can have your fun?
You, too, Alice?
What is this?
Your pay.
It includes the bonus you got
for your actions the other day.
I still can't accept what you did
How you went up the tower or how
you kicked its boss over the ledge.
And what I really can't accept is that
you made a deal with the demons.
Yes, we got the treasure without
any more casualties, but
Why aren't you talking?
Hey, Snow.
How much is this gold
worth in this country?
You don't even remember
what money's worth?
That's enough for one family to
live in luxury for a single year.
Seriously?
You're not satisfied with the amount?
I know the feeling. I'm pretty picky
when it comes to money.
--Alice, I'm quitting being a spy
and living here until the day I die.
--What?
--Alice, I'm quitting being a spy
and living here until the day I die.
"This is what Japanese
sounds like to Snow."
It's that weird talking again
Wait, don't be hasty!
If you said that in Japanese
it means you're serious!
Listen, I spent a month fighting
in the damn Sahara Desert,
and when I got back
I didn't get a single word of thanks
and got sent on errands instead,
and my take-home pay
was only 180,000 yen!
I'm actually curious
why you didn't quit sooner.
What's wrong, you two?
You're using weird words again.
Don't worry about it.
Six just got excited and is speaking
in his old language again.
He didn't expect to get this much money.
I see.
Okay, then.
This is yours.
Okay.
Thanks.
The last time somebody gave me
something was that shotgun.
The shotgun wasn't a present
Well, I guess it's okay.
His first payment was worth
several million yen?
"Next time:
Episode 4: How to Defeat an Evil Leader"
W-Well, it just shows how
much he's respected over there.
"Next time:
Episode 4: How to Defeat an Evil Leader"
It's great to see his spy
activities are going well.
How much are we paying him again?
This concluded the report
of the man who was
paid in gold worth several
million yen, Agent Six.
"P.S. I am also asking for a pay raise."
Let's send him some good meat
or something soon.