Comedy Revenge (2024) s01e03 Episode Script

1
All right. Comedy Revenge.
I will now announce the winners.
TEAM TOP MONKEYS
TEAM RASPBERRIES
The ones you think you can easily beat
are Lee Jae-youl, Lee Seon-min,
and Kwak Beom.
I think you guys
probably shouldn't be here.
We need to watch out for Na-rae's team.
Park Na-rae's team.
They're a super squad.
The winners are!
WINNERS OF ROUND ONE
Team Top Monkeys!
Team Top Monkeys!
1ST: TOP MONKEYS, 17 POINTS
2ND: RASPBERRIES, 14 POINTS
Of course.
They really got their revenge.
-He's crying.
-Is he crying?
Seriously?
A lot of thoughts
were going through my head.
It wasn't just me that suffered a lot.
The other two did too.
I think it was our reward
for all the work we put in.
There's no such thing as rank
in Comedy Revenge.
The monkeys' comeback starts now.
I was smiling on the outside,
but in reality
I was expecting to win round one.
Those monkeys totally caught us off guard.
We were just playing with them.
We'll get them in round two for sure.
It's not over until it's over.
We still have two chances.
We'll prepare better.
We're aiming for first place
in the next round.
We got this!
Comedy Revenge is not over yet.
It's only the end of round one.
The name of round two
is Improv Battle: 6 Doors.
What does that mean?
What the heck is improv?
In improv, there is no script.
It's a genre of comedy
where you perform on the fly.
There will be a total of
six scenarios to choose from.
You must create characters
appropriate to the scene,
and show your skills by ad-libbing along
to whatever unfolds.
In other words, accept whatever happens
and play along.
I really think this is
the ultimate test of a comedian's ability.
Situational comedy is really difficult.
I felt overwhelmed.
This is a big ask.
So hard.
We're going to kill it in round two.
The round our team has been waiting for
is finally here.
This is where it all begins.
COMEDY REVENGE
CHAPTER 3
6 DOORS
It's been a long time.
-Hello.
-Hello.
Hello.
Bro.
ROUND 2
MC LEE CHANG-HO
As the winners of round one,
I want to offer
my heartiest congratulations.
Thank you.
It's all thanks to you.
He's so cute.
Team Top Monkeys, please follow me.
I guess we're getting
a special privilege for winning.
6 DOORS
You won round one.
The six doors in front of you
open to the six scenarios
we've prepared for you.
You can open each door
and decide which scenario
you want to choose.
-This is a huge benefit to us.
-We have to choose wisely.
Please open the first door.
Let's open this one first.
It's just like a real bar.
It's a singles bar.
SINGLES BAR
-This doesn't suit you at all.
-Interesting.
Ever been to one?
-Maybe 18 years ago.
-Let's just go.
And I struck out.
80TH BIRTHDAY PARTY
Oh, an 80th birthday.
This looks fun.
-What do we do now?
-I think…
AFTER CHECKING ALL 6 ROOMS
You are going to choose…
-The 80th birthday party!
-That's right.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
What?
-That's not what I was expecting.
-An 80th birthday party?
The other rooms were a bit quiet.
Repartee is key to laughter.
It seemed like the optimum choice
to be upbeat.
So that's why we chose
the 80th birthday party.
I think they'll struggle.
They did something on the fly
in Comedy Royale
and completely bombed.
If things keep going wrong,
it's easy to get flustered
and make mistakes.
I'm worried they'll have trouble
finding their footing.
Let's do this.
I'm scared.
80TH BIRTHDAY PARTY
My goodness.
We opened the door and went in
and were very surprised
to see an audience.
There's an audience of 20 watching them.
Each can give them a score
of up to five points for a total of 100.
And when they open the door and go in,
they get two minutes to prepare.
That is to put on a costume
and come up with a character.
Let's look at the wigs.
Going straight for the wigs
like true comedians.
They can't help it.
What's that?
A hanbok.
There aren't any men's ones.
So what do we do?
We set it all up like this.
-Grandma.
-You play a grandma.
Not a middle-aged man?
You play the daughter.
Damn. What do we do?
The first thing that came to mind
was to play three sons.
But after seeing the costumes,
the other two
suggested dressing up as women.
I was trying to come across
as a bitter grandma.
There's a famous TV child psychiatrist.
-Like a dark version of Oh Eun-young.
-Right.
I was going for
an ill-tempered version of her.
I can see that.
I was expecting
a lot of absurd situations.
So I decided to play a Gen Z granddaughter
who is unhappy with her family.
Let me just put your hair up.
Quickly!
When the bell rings, the skit starts.
Do come in.
-Good trip?
-You're here early.
They're here.
-The guests are arriving.
-Have a seat.
-Hello.
-Long time no see.
Hello.
Sit down, sit down.
Our…
Hello, Brother.
Great to see you.
It's actor Choi Hong-il.
He played a character who was a pushover
in the drama Big Bet.
Don't you recognize your uncle?
He runs a business in the Philippines.
MISSION:
PRESIDENT PUSHOVER IS OUR UNCLE?
-There's no script whatsoever.
-That's right.
They're supposed to say
whatever comes to mind.
To try and fit the situation.
THE ACTORS HAVE A SCRIP
BUT THE COMEDIANS
ARE AD-LIBBING EVERYTHING
Kwak Beom is the mother.
Uncle's her first son.
How can you be so rude
as to not say hello to your own mother?
Don't you recognize me?
It's a pleasure to meet you.
Meet me?
Brother.
-Brother?
-What about him?
Uncle!
Shall we play a hand?
I'm all in.
Jeez.
I don't gamble.
Why would I gamble?
I'll see you and raise you 1,000.
Uncle!
Don't start gambling.
That bastard Cha Moo-sik.
Whenever I think
about losing 20 billion won to him…
I'm fucked. Fuck!
We hired many serious actors
to make things as real as possible.
Can you lend me 100 million won?
Please. I'll pay you right back.
Well…
Here. Let me buy you dinner.
On, come on! Please!
On, come on! Please!
Please. Just lend me 100 million won.
Mom, lend me 100 million won.
Do I look like I have that kind of money?
Oh, forget it.
They've suddenly started arguing.
Isn't the motivation to fight a bit weak?
How can you behave like this
at your father's 80th birthday?
You know how my brother is--
Hello.
Oh, Dad.
There you are, Dad.
-He's finally here.
-It's a real grandpa.
KIM CHUN-BAE / BIRTHDAY BOY
Now we're getting started.
It's very realistic.
Dad.
KWAK BEOM / CHUN-BAE'S WIFE
Honey, did you get here okay?
Babe.
I'll be sitting over there.
It's starting.
Welcome to Kim Chun-bae's
80th birthday party.
Let's get started.
I believe his family and relatives
have prepared some gifts.
That's right.
Grandpa.
-My cute grandbabies.
-Great job.
Grandpa looks like Michael Jackson.
I believe the table at the front there
has also prepared some gifts.
MISSION:
GRANDPA'S 80TH BIRTHDAY GIFTS
Ma'am.
Ma'am, wait a moment.
Wait a moment.
They're up here at the front.
BIRTHDAY GIFTS
THAT THEY DIDN'T PREPARE
-Oh my.
-Oh, right!
I was planning to give myself as the gift.
-That's not really a gift.
-Right?
Grandma, why are you flirting so much?
I went everywhere looking for this.
-We prepared really odd gifts for them.
-Yes.
To see how they cope with a crisis.
This gift is for my husband.
What is it?
-It looks like a book. How fun!
-A book?
HEY, WHAT WILL YOU TAKE WITH YOU
TO THE AFTERLIFE?
Look at his pupils…
"Hey,
what will you take with you
to the afterlife?"
Look at his expression.
See, Kwak Beom can't deal
with the situation.
What's the title of the other book?
Actually, I can't read.
You read very well just now.
Grandma, you can't say that
after already having read.
You should have said it before.
FAIL
Hold it together.
Kwak Beom is struggling.
Grandpa.
I searched long and hard
and bought this on Temu.
It's a shroud and mourning clothes.
Quick. Someone look into
Temu's return policy.
Grandpa, I know how much
you love playing soccer.
From now on, don't play in goal.
Put this on and be the team captain.
Grandpa, you're the captain.
How sweet and admirable.
As for this…
SHROUD
…these are so you can sleep well.
These pajamas are made of ramie.
No, thank you.
You want five more pairs?
CHIEF MOURNER'S HA
This is for holding popcorn.
You can use it to put stuff in like this.
That's what they do in France.
-These days, they give you paper bags.
-Yes.
-Happy birthday, Grandpa.
-Well done.
Jae-youl thinks quickly on his feet.
For my father,
who has been through a lot in his life,
I have prepared
a gift.
INCENSE
It's incense.
If I say the wrong thing,
I'm going to bomb.
Really?
Please don't misunderstand.
This is not incense,
it's Pepero.
I see.
Dad, let's play the Pepero game.
Who plays the Pepero game
with their own daughter?
Dad, you just stay still.
I will eat all of it
to show my love for you.
He's really going to eat that?
Grandpa.
Do you have your dentures in?
Just help me out here.
Eat it, eat it!
Master Kyung-kyu, how was that?
-Fine.
-It was okay?
He went with it.
I think they're getting more comfortable.
As the highlight of our event,
we're going to have
a performance of filial piety.
I heard the two gentlemen over there
have been practicing
and preparing something.
Please come up to the front
and show us what you've prepared.
Don't be too bashful.
Men shouldn't be this shy.
What are they doing? What's with them?
Goodness me!
They have to show us
how they can cope with this.
Let's see what they come up with.
I guess we're meant to do something too.
Man, seriously.
Seon-min is killing it with his energy.
Amazing vigor.
Grandpa, do you like malatang?
What about tanghulu?
You're doing great.
Then in Chun-bae's heart
Tang tang hulu hulu
Tang tang tang hululululu
Tang tang hulu hulu
The balanced offerings of my heart
He really loves it!
SUCCESS
Tang tang hulu hulu
The balanced offerings of my heart
Hey!
Hold up!
-You punk!
-Wait!
Hold up!
-Calm down!
-No, wait.
If you want this, you should sing.
It's chaos.
The actors are going with it.
Up next, a staple of every 80th birthday,
the family portrait.
Please come forward
and sit on either side of him.
Frankly speaking, our family ended up
like this because of Grandpa.
I've kept my mouth shut for years.
You all know what happened, right?
I think this is a signal from Jae-youl.
My mom just wanted to earn a few bucks.
So she went to Gokseong to work.
-My daughter.
-While working in Gokseong,
she was possessed by a Japanese spirit.
My poor daughter.
When she was there… Look at my poor mom.
Shall we get on
with taking the family portrait?
Do you know what happened to my mom?
My goodness.
-She turned into a demon, an akuma.
-Hold on.
One of the family seems to have changed.
Mom…
Mom.
That's creepy.
They've gone too far
and broken the reality.
Isn't it too creepy to think of him
as the mother?
My mom has turned into an akuma.
I think I saw something like this
in The Wailing.
I knew it was a bust
and I got cold sweats.
Man, we screwed up.
Let's get on with the photo now.
-Okay. Mom, let's take a photo.
-Let's take it.
You too. Go on.
Okay, Uncle.
Hey, put some clothes on.
Put some clothes on.
-Put some clothes on.
-Go away.
Put some clothes on.
-I'm an akuma.
-An akuma?
Enough with the akuma.
END OF IMPROV
It was up and down.
It would have been better
if they stuck with what was working.
They went over the top in the middle,
and it didn't really fit with the story.
OVERWROUGHT STORY
Time to rate it.
-They can give a score from one to five.
-To five.
TEAM TOP MONKEYS
76 POINTS
We're back.
-We're back.
-It's Team Top Monkeys.
Great job.
-You're in first place so far.
-Thank you very much!
Aren't we the only ones so far?
You're still in first place.
-This is nice.
-I haven't done this in ages.
It's been so long
I'm feeling really nervous.
Collectively, they have
more than 60 years of experience.
They've gone through a lot
of unexpected situations in their lives.
They're probably the favorites
to take this round.
Since we have a lot of experience
in sketch comedy,
this should be a piece of cake.
Time to dig in.
Hey!
-Wow!
-Let's go in.
Hey, you know what this is?
It's a rich family.
It's a chaebol house.
-A chaebol house?
-They've got a chaebol house?
It suits them.
Won't that be difficult?
Hey, someone's here.
He's here.
What's up with him?
It's been a while. Welcome home.
-Say what?
-What?
I'm the chairman's chief secretary,
Lee Chang-jae.
-Chang-jae?
-The chairman will be here soon.
-Chairman?
-You'd better get ready.
But your name is Chang-ho.
PREPARATION TIME
Then…
How are we related?
-The chairman's…
-Daughter-in-law.
-Daughter-in-law?
-Let's have a daughter-in-law.
I'll be the son.
No, you be the mother-in-law.
I can be the son.
No, mother-in-law.
-Mother-in-law.
-Why would I do that when you're a woman?
Just do it.
Then shall I be your husband?
No, don't.
Why not?
-It's not for real!
-Listen.
You can be my son, you punk.
-Your son?
-My son. My precious child.
A chaebol family scenario
could be a bit clichéd.
So we went for it with the characters.
A mother and daughter-in-law
solving their problems with their fists.
Doesn't that sound hilarious?
You're doing my makeup?
This team is good
with makeup and costumes.
-Be an 8th grader.
-8th grader? Who's going to believe that?
I'll do your makeup.
-There's a look for 8th graders?
-Yes.
Exactly like an 8th grader.
8TH GRADER
-Isn't she the daughter-in-law?
-Why have you got a beard?
-I only do well when I have a beard.
-I told you to be the son.
START IMPROV
-What's this?
-He's here.
Chang-jae.
The chairman is here.
-Chairman?
-All rise.
KIM BYUNG-KI / CHAIRMAN
Whoa!
It's the actor Kim Byung-ki.
He specializes
in playing the role of chairman.
This is awesome.
CHAIRMAN'S GRANDSON
CHAIRMAN'S DAUGHTER-IN-LAW
CHAIRMAN'S WIFE
My goodness.
It's so hard to get the family together
for dinner.
MISSION:
MEET THE CHAIRMAN
Who are you?
-Honey.
-Huh?
-Honey.
-Father, it's your wife.
Of course.
I should have my eyes checked.
Who doesn't recognize their own wife?
Father.
Who are you?
It's me, your eldest daughter-in-law.
Right, and what about you?
An 8th grader.
Oh, that's right. My grandson.
-This is my mom.
-It's been a while.
My youngest.
-What did you just say?
-My…
So…
-Who is he?
-How have you been? Good?
Yes, Father. You know me.
I'm your youngest son
and the apple of my father's eye.
-Right.
-Oh, my boy.
Mother, is he your son?
Of course.
I breastfed him myself.
When did you have him?
We had him quite late,
when I was almost 50.
Why would you ask that?
Just curious about my youngest uncle.
Never mind me, how is everyone?
MISSION:
CATCHING UP
Mom, how is the art gallery going?
Time to start improvising.
Can't break the fourth wall.
You run an art gallery.
It's going great.
I've been selling four at a time.
As a one-plus-one bundle.
And now my nephew.
Yes, Uncle.
You seem to have aged a lot
since I last saw you.
Are you sure I'm the uncle?
That's the dialogue you've prepared?
I'm sorry, Uncle.
I've been taking acting classes
with my friends.
That's one of my lines.
-There you go.
-He dug himself out of that hole.
I guess his concept is puberty.
He's making me nervous.
He's in the 8th grade,
so he's going through puberty.
Puberty!
My poor boy. You little brat!
My little sweetheart.
-Stop messing around.
-Okay, Mom.
And I heard your hotel business
is going very well.
The hotel is going well.
But we have a problem
with the hourly bookings.
Because they're all for you.
What are you talking about?
Why would I rent a room for a few hours?
You shouldn't rent your own rooms.
-I won't be spoken to like that.
-You little…
I won't take it anymore.
I won't take it anymore.
-I won't take it.
-Didn't I tell you not to do that?
It's not ladylike,
and I've told you a thousand times
not to do it.
-I told you, I'm practicing squats.
-I told you.
-It's a squat.
-Honey!
Will you all be quiet!
What's with all the ruckus?
-I think we got off on the wrong foot.
-Yes.
We all come from humble backgrounds.
Right.
-So it's hard for us to play rich people.
-Right.
Let's see.
Wait up.
The reason I asked you all here today.
I'm not getting any younger,
and I'm thinking of retiring.
Regarding appointing a successor
to run Joosung Electronics,
I've been giving it a lot of thought.
What do you think?
Now the ad-lib battle.
What will they do?
The moment has arrived.
Let's stick to the plan.
All the pieces of the puzzle
fell into place.
As I grabbed the glass,
Na-rae was observing
my actions as a whole.
Who was it that built up this company?
It was all thanks to me.
I was the one who got it up.
You dirty little wench!
You dirty little wench!
How dare you!
Do you realize where you are right now?
It's not going well.
See, they're overcompensating.
Like you guys with your Japanese demon.
Why are you doing that to Mom?
You disgusting little brat!
Grandma!
Grandma!
-How dare you block it?
-Grandma!
Why aren't you throwing it at Grandpa?
Will you give it a rest?
To be honest, I think I have no choice
but to leave the company
in the hands of my youngest.
You all are… What?
What?
See? See what I mean?
That's the akuma.
That's when things got messy.
The desire to win kicked in.
-We wanted to go for it.
-Yes.
We thought,
"How long have we been doing this?"
"Let's just go for it."
That's why we kept pushing.
We got stubborn in the middle.
Father, just calm down.
Let's finish our meal.
Father, I've prepared
some of that aged kimchi you like.
Okay.
Bring it in.
Is kimchi the main course?
As expected.
The kimchi my mother-in-law makes…
The fact that this kimchi
has been brought out uncut
as a whole head of cabbage.
Oh! Wait.
The fact that
we haven't been given any scissors.
Should we look at this as a trope?
It's a kimchi slap.
The ultimate finale.
The kimchi slap.
MISSION:
SOAP OPERA TROPE
When that came out,
we all thought it was our only chance.
If we can't save things with this,
we're toast.
Now look here.
How can I think of retiring
when you all behave like this?
I shall keep working until I turn 100.
I can't trust any of you.
-Let's arrange another--
-What do you mean, Father?
-Why are you acting so crazy?
-Are you…
How can you act like this
in front of Grandpa?
How can you be so rude to Grandpa?
Will you really behave like that
toward Grandpa?
You brat, what are you doing to my son?
A KIMCHI BATTLE BREAKS OU
-Mom!
-What are you doing to my son?
-That's my baby.
-Put it down!
Put that down right now.
I've nothing to lose.
-Put it down!
-I'm already soaked anyway.
FIGHT BETWEEN MOTHER-IN-LAW
AND DAUGHTER-IN-LAW
Honey, look. Put it down right here.
-You stay out of it, mister!
-Stay out of it.
COUPLE FIGH
Don't move. Put it down.
It's a hostage situation.
-With kimchi.
-One last throw of the dice.
Like sending your goalkeeper up
for one last attack.
Put it down on the count of three.
-One, two, three.
-One, two, three.
-Why didn't you put it down?
-You brat.
-Are you a thug?
-You dirty…
You're a thug.
-One, two, three.
-One, two, three.
Mom, slap her first.
Okay.
Son, I've held you back.
Father, give it a rest.
BACK TO THE SCRIP
If you don't give me Joosung Electronics,
I won't do such disgusting things
in a bid to win you over.
In any case,
I'm not your real son.
What?
HIDDEN PARENTAGE
What are you saying?
Are you his real mother?
Wait a second. What's going on?
It is a soap opera.
My real father…
Yes?
Who is it?
Chief Secretary Lee Chang-jae.
Wait. Mother!
-No, no!
-Mother.
You crazy bastard!
What the hell is this crazy story?
ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSING
Mother, how could you?
Tell me the truth.
You little rat, what is this sordid
relationship with my mother-in-law?
It might seem disgusting to some,
but to us, it's love.
Are you out of your mind?
She's mine.
Stop acting crazy. What are you doing?
Let go of that hand!
Father is right there!
Wait a moment.
Now it's time for each of you
to confess one
of this family's sordid secrets.
Each of you, reveal one of
this family's sordid secrets.
He's thinking really hard.
This is the end of this trashy drama.
I'm sorry, Mom.
Your mom is over there.
-He got confused.
-Grandma, Mom, I'm sorry.
I have a girlfriend.
-Who is it?
-Honey, come here.
The housekeeper?
HIDDEN LOVE
How could you?
I love sushi, and she always
gave sushi specifically to me.
Honey, come over here.
How could you?
What now?
Now you know how well she acts.
-I also have something to confess.
-A confession.
Mother!
To tell the truth,
I'm a man.
GENDER REVEAL
Mother!
A SHOCKED LOVER
I fooled everyone.
Mother, that's not a crime.
Right. It's not?
To tell the truth,
-I'm also a man.
-No!
SECOND GENDER REVEAL
Turn that damned music off!
Let's take it as low as we can.
-I can show everything.
-No!
As long as the world accepts me
for who I am.
I said no!
This is not the end.
What did you say?
It's a buzzer beater.
MISSION:
KIMCHI SLAP FINALE
Who do you think will give
the kimchi slap and to whom?
-The chairman's going to do it?
-Honey.
The next person to open their mouth…
But, Father.
Father!
Father!
You clearly aren't familiar
with the kimchi slap.
A kimchi slap…
Are you going to slap him?
A proper kimchi slap
seems to be something
you're unfamiliar with.
-I know what it is.
-Sir, watch out!
-Not here, right?
-Please take off your glasses.
-She has no scruples at all.
-Okay.
BONUS:
CRISIS FOR THE CHAIRMAN
-I got it.
-Father.
Father.
-Enough! I got it.
-Where are you going?
-Enough! I got it.
-Where are you going?
-Father.
-This is crazy.
Enough!
Father, this is how you do a kimchi slap.
This is how you do a kimchi slap.
I'm sorry.
I was trying to hit Father like this.
These
are my own clothes.
END OF IMPROV
-And that's it. A trashy soap opera.
-It was entertaining.
It was a bit boring
until it started getting trashy.
But once the secrets started coming out,
ratings would have shot up.
-I really got into it.
-You were absorbed.
Soaps are so satisfying.
LEE KYUNG-KYU: 4 STARS
TEAM RASPBERRIES
87 POINTS
1ST: RASPBERRIES, 87 POINTS
2ND: TOP MONKEYS, 76 POINTS
-Wow!
-What's this?
TEAM BUTLERS AND LITTLE MISS
All three of us chose strong characters.
So I think we'll probably come out on top.
One Japanese person
and two new faces.
They don't have any pedigree.
So they might get quite flustered.
It's all about reaction speed.
I'm not sure if they'll do well.
-One, two, three.
-Two, three.
PRISON
What do we do with this?
It's not a good fit for us.
Oh dear, crime doesn't really suit us.
Will we be playing inmates?
-They've made their choice.
-They have.
-Is that a prison cell?
-Yes.
It's a mixed prison, so I wonder
what kind of concept they'll go with.
-Would you mind helping me?
-Okay.
You're playing a man?
People say I look like Im Woo-il,
so I wanted to try dressing up as a man.
That way I can jostle with the men.
Lawmakers need a badge.
I'm a lawmaker called Song Jae-gap.
Kim Hong-nam is a really brazen guy.
I think we'll cope well
with any situation.
START IMPROV
It's starting.
On duty!
Straight to the point.
This guy has been in a lot of movies.
Oh, dear.
-I Saw the Devil.
-Right, in the taxi.
You're lucky to be able
to hail a taxi round here.
You don't mind, right?
Actor Jeong Mi-nam,
known for his intense eyes.
He played a prison king
in the movie King of Prison.
He looks so scary.
LEE SEOL-GU / CELL MASTER
You should realize
what an honor it is to meet him.
-Pardon?
-Do you know who this is?
-No.
-Who is he?
This guy is the top dog here.
-The main man, the King of Prison.
-The main man.
That's right.
I am…
the King of Prison.
Your timing was off.
-Still…
-It was off.
I guess he really knows martial arts.
Right!
Wait a sec.
-Wait a sec.
-Hold on.
He really hit him.
Did you see that?
I think he got hit hard.
Did you see that?
-You're bleeding.
-I'm fine.
Your front tooth is wonky.
-I said it's perfectly fine!
-Your jaw is wonky.
What's wrong with these assholes?
This is no joke. These minor characters
are taking it seriously.
I was scared that we might get hit too.
Hey, wait up.
We need to have a hazing ceremony.
What do you go by around here?
Sorry?
Your nicknames.
-So it begins.
-Picking a nickname?
This is to set the stage.
On the outside,
a lot of people tell me
I look like Noh Sa-yeon.
-I can see that.
-Yes.
Even though I'm a man.
Having the nickname Noh Sa-yeon
is hilarious.
Next.
On the outside, I was a trot singer.
A trot singer. You know, a bbong singer.
Not the bbong you're familiar with.
Not the one
you take hits of every morning.
I'm talking about the genre of music.
The upbeat one.
Trot music.
The full moon rises, the new moon sets
In the dark night sky…
They were trying to enforce discipline,
so we complied.
We became their loyal dogs.
We tried to be cute and wag our tails.
Tight buns
The actors can't hold back their laughter.
Lee Seol-gu has lost it.
He's lost it.
He never imagined this would happen.
A plaintive singing voice
If you hear it, answer
It's just like a hazing.
Kyoung-wook is doing a great job
of creating atmosphere.
Hey, what do you think you are playing at?
-Sorry, sir!
-Hey, hey, it's chow time.
Time to eat.
You're getting chicken soup
as a special meal today.
Thank you.
Oh, chicken soup.
The food seems nice here.
Time to share out the food.
Is it possible
to make someone laugh doing that?
Right, we'll have a talent show
with a chicken drumstick as the prize.
Yes, sir.
-This will be an interesting one.
-It's like a festival.
MISSION:
TALENT SHOW
I used to work as a livestreamer.
Oh, you were a livestreamer.
Seol-gu, thank you for your donation!
Thank you.
DEEPEST OF DEEP BOWS
Is that a talent or what?
I think it is.
What is that?
Thank you.
Are you really going to be so seedy?
Move aside.
That really is a talent.
He really is amazing.
Good job.
Next. Do you have something?
Yes, I…
Do you know the actress Chang Mi-hee?
Chang Mi-hee? Of course.
I will do an impression
of what she says to her husband
when he gets home
after staying out all night.
I'll show you what happens
when her husband arrives home.
Knock, knock.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out!
It's been a while since I've been moved
by a Chang Mi-hee impersonation.
Enjoy, enjoy.
Nice.
-Nice.
-Right. Eat up.
All right.
Nice.
She has a great knack for that.
-To do that with just two syllables.
-She's good.
SUCCESS
Nobody move.
All of you kneel
with your backs to the wall.
Get a move on.
Damn it.
What was that?
I'm the new warden.
I've received a tip that someone
in this cell is planning to start a riot.
Who?
We'll search the cell,
and if we find so much as a speck of dust,
you'll all be sent to solitary. Got it?
Yes, sir.
Ransack the cell!
MISSION:
FIND THE CONTRABAND
-Luckily we don't have anything here.
-Seriously.
-None of our things are here.
-None at all.
Oh, what's this?
You assholes aren't messing around.
AWL
Hey.
I'm shaking.
What is this?
I'm so lucky it's not me.
I asked you what this is!
-This is where they need to ad-lib.
-Right.
Is this mine?
What should he pretend it is?
Something to pick his teeth?
Warden, what do you take me for?
Why are you bugging me like this?
Then explain what it is.
-This is a tough one.
-He's playing for time.
I guess you don't know what this is,
but it's actually…
It's a Chupa Chups lollipop.
-See, Warden. It's spicy.
-Shut your mouth!
It's really spicy.
It's spicy strawberry-flavored.
-That's not bad.
-That's good effort.
Because there are candies like that.
Considering it was on the fly,
he did very well.
SUCCESS
What is this?
IRON MACE
Wait a second, that is…
That's mine.
This is yours?
I thought, "Netflix is testing me."
There was no doubt that it was mine.
I could only think of one thing.
Explain.
To be honest, life is quite tiring.
I use it every night for support.
I'm sorry.
What did she say?
-She didn't twist it?
-She played it straight.
She should have tried to add her own spin.
Get over there.
FAIL
My blood sugar is low.
This guy looks suspicious.
-I do?
-Keep searching.
Warden, I've found something.
What is it?
I only got here today.
How could I hide anything?
How could I hide anything?
What is that?
GREEN DRAGON CRESCENT BLADE
-Warden!
-What is that?
What is this?
This doesn't belong here.
Goodness, what is that?
What is something like that
doing in a prison?
I wouldn't be able to work with that.
What could he say?
-Hey.
-Yes, sir.
-What is this used for?
-You see…
On the outside, I worked at a barbershop.
I brought it in case the other guys
would want a shave.
He worked at a barbershop.
He's known as Barber Kim.
Today
On the outside,
while working at the barbershop,
I showed lots of people
the beauty of cutting hair,
as well as, the true…
Whenever you open your mouth,
it's nothing but lies.
Get over there.
I hope you all rot in prison
for the rest of your life!
END OF IMPROV
That was tough.
-That was entertaining.
-They did well.
He was good at playing his character.
If I had a bone to pick, there are
so many characters in prison,
but he played one from his repertoire.
Han Suk-kyu in The Prison.
"This is the world I made for myself."
"You sons of b."
Other teams,
get out!
We're going to finish first.
TEAM BUTLERS AND LITTLE MISS
77 POINTS
1ST: RASPBERRIES, 87 POINTS
2ND: BUTLERS AND LITTLE MISS,
77 POINTS
3RD: TOP MONKEYS, 76 POINTS
TEAM PUNCHLINE
It begins as soon as you open the door.
-Really?
-Without anything?
Yes, no explanation.
Don't we need to come up with something?
No, we'll be fine.
When it comes to being quick-witted,
I think these two are top class.
So, I'm feeling pretty confident.
Team Punchline is strong.
Yong-jin has always been good
at ad-libbing.
Gi-ru is also good at ad-libbing
in her own way.
Gyu-jin cracks jokes without hesitation,
so I think this team might be
our biggest rivals.
Knocking on heaven's door.
Open the door.
Should I open it?
-Okay. Please.
-Please be a door to heaven.
-What if it's something ridiculous?
-Something easy.
-Let's go!
-Let's go!
What?
-It's a bar.
-What's this?
I thought it was a real bar.
ARE YOU A FLOWER OR ALCOHOL?
It's a singles bar.
-Where is that written?
-"Hook-ups self-service."
SINGLES BAR
This is like Hongdae Sampo.
-A singles bar.
-Yes.
We should have gone there.
In nightclubs
they match you up with people,
but in bars
you have to do all the work yourself.
I haven't been anywhere like this
for ages. I have no reason to.
-Of course not. You're married.
-Exactly.
What character should I pick?
Should I be married?
-Probably better not to be, right?
-Right.
-Of course. This is a singles bar.
-Right.
I don't really talk
like this on television.
But I'm shitting myself.
How can I put it?
START IMPROV
What's that?
There's a good crowd here.
There are some hotties here!
The crowd is great!
It was heaven.
Subtitle translation by: Paul Carver