Coyotes (2021) s01e03 Episode Script

1
A NETFLIX SERIES
[Kevin] We're gonna make crazy money.
- Where'd you find this?
- In a cave.
[Ferret] We have to hide them.
Not at camp.
[Ferret] Toni Valentini.
We'll throw him in the lake,
and no one will find him.
Toni betrayed us.
He stole a bunch of diamonds
I'm supposed to sell in Antwerp this week.
Regarding the diamonds,
Mrs. Kartash is insistent.
You know what the consequences are
for disappointing her.
[Kevin] You know the guy from the cave?
I'm sorry, I can't do this.
He's exes with Marie.
I will help you. But you have to stay.
[Kevin] Don't touch!
[Panda, echoing] I can't believe
you didn't tell us you found diamonds!
[Moose] Yeah, man, what the hell?
[Panda] Are you kidding?
This is a serious breach, Kev?
[angry voices overlapping]
- [Kevin] You don't get it.
- [Panda] No, you don't get it.
[Panda] It's still a breach
- [Kevin] We're gonna get
- [Moose] This is serious shit.
Fuck, I found them in the woods.
I'm not gonna repeat myself.
We don't believe you, Kev.
[people talking in distance]
[Panda, echoing] Mon?
Mon?
Hey! Mongoose!
Are you sure they're real?
- Oh, fuck
- Mon, I just explained it.
I verified it.
They're real, okay?
Can we move on now, please?
With pleasure, Ferret.
The fact that you knew
and didn't tell us at all, what was that?
I asked him to not say anything,
so he didn't.
Now give them back, they're mine.
They might be yours, but if you keep them,
we're all in trouble.
Yeah. And they were stolen, weren't they?
They must have come from a jewelry store.
Stolen or not, who gives a shit?
It's still money either way.
[Panda] You don't want to understand.
Seriously? If it's not the cops,
it'll be mobsters and we're all in danger.
So, what's next?
We hand them over. Or to Impala.
Where do you get off?
[distant applause]
Finders keepers. Losers weepers.
They aren't anyone's things.
- Let's hide them.
- What?
Hold on. What do you mean?
We keep them, hide them,
and bring them home.
- [sighs]
- And if you don't like it,
then why did you bring them
to the leaders?
I found them, I'm the one
who needs the money, so give them here,
- And Moose doesn't need it? And Panda?
- [Impala] Hey!
- And I need it to study in Paris.
- Hey!
Apart from Ferret, we all need the money.
[Impala] Coyotes!
Again, bravo for winning the zombie game.
And for real, special mention to you,
Kevin. You really made a killing!
Okay, let's all get going and shower.
This will be the last cleanup.
Wait, why the last one?
You're all going on a hike tomorrow.
Okay, super, don't jump for joy.
Okay, you guys, look here.
You have 24 hours
to reach the first checkpoint,
with, of course,
one cell phone per team
that has the leaders'
and Father Julek's numbers.
No, it's super.
[sighs] I'll see you at the showers.
I gotta do something.
[chalk writing on blackboard]
["Moonlight Sonata" by Beethoven]
Why did you tell Marc about Brazil?
Because I didn't want to look like a liar.
Is that okay?
He's not a good guy, Mother.
It's not like we're dating.
Why do you say that about him?
He's charming, huh?
[sighs] You're so naive.
- Time is running out, Marie.
- Mom, you're always saying that.
And I don't need a lecture
from my daughter.
If you're talking about your father,
this is over now.
Exactly what else
do you need to know about him?
I know you banged my father at a nightclub
and he dumped you after.
I guess that's all I'll ever know.
Marie, it's not that simple.
- Where are you going?
- I've gotta go.
[door closes]
- [Kevin] Marie?
- [gasps]
I wanna say sorry.
It's not a good time, Kevin.
I was acting so strange yesterday.
I'm sick of dating jealous guys.
- No, I'm not jealous, that's not it.
- I don't feel like talking.
I'm going on a hike tomorrow.
For two days.
Can we talk when I return?
Please, just leave me alone.
Wait, who did this?
- Just don't get involved.
- Is it the three psychos from last time?
You just need to stay out of it.
Why don't we just leave?
Why don't we just go right now?
And do what?
I have a plan. You just need to give me
some time. And to trust me.
Please trust me.
Take my number.
Promise to come back.
Yeah, I promise you.
[sighs]
[sizzling]
[phone vibrating]
[woman] Good morning, Marc.
- [Marc] Good morning.
- [woman] It is morning there, right?
[Marc] Yes, Mrs. Kartash.
[Mrs. Kartash How are you?
Fine, thank you. What about you?
You know, I had the most surprising
phone call with Banshali.
He seems convinced
that you have forgotten about my diamonds.
- What do you have to say about that?
- Uh
Just a small problem with the transport.
I'm working on it.
Listen, Marc
- You're not trying to screw me, are you?
- No.
No, no, no, no
Just give me a little bit more time.
Very well.
[in Hindi] Pack your bags,
you're going to Europe.
And change your clothes!
You stink!
Go on!
[sighs]
Scroll down, scroll down.
Hold on, look at this one.
18,000 euros each, right?
No, no, hold on, hold on, hold on.
No, no, it's like this one.
Holy shit! Look at this one! 48,000!
Fuck, all you guys think about is money.
We're talking business, Panda.
You won't get it.
[sighs]
What are you going to do
with all that money?
Mongoose, we know for you, but Moose?
I don't know yet.
Maybe a little trip to Morocco with Panda.
I heard that, Moose.
And you, Panda, what will you do with it?
Are you going to give it to a charity,
to boost your ratings with the Lord Jesus?
- Where the hell is he?
- [shower running]
Don't worry, he's coming.
He wouldn't leave without the diamonds.
See? Look.
[Mongoose] All we can do is
hope he doesn't tell anyone.
Okay, you guys. Be nice to him, cool?
You guys here's the plan.
And what have you come up with this time?
We're going on a hike, guys.
We've got two days. We can go
to Antwerp,
sell the diamonds,
bring back the money, and that's it.
That's not a bad plan.
If we don't have the diamonds,
- no one can pin it on us.
- [Panda] Okay.
And if you come back
with a big stacks of bills
you don't think anyone will ask you
any questions?
We'll each have one hell of a share
of the money, though.
I looked at this website.
If it's top quality,
they could go for up to three million.
There's five of us, that's 600,000 each!
[Kevin] You guys are a pain.
I really need us to get that money.
Hey, don't worry, you guys,
we give each other really tight hugs
in my family.
- [sighs]
- [shower running]
Oh, you're back already?
[sighs]
What's happened to you, Marie?
Oh, my baby girl. Hey.
Marc dropped by unannounced
and showed me how to make spritzers.
It's a great idea for the guests.
Right, Marie?
I took the liberty of taking these two
glasses. They're perfect for spritzers.
Yes, of course, that's great. I'll set you
up in the kitchen and wait for you there.
Anne-Françoise?
Loosen up. Okay?
- [sighs]
- [Anne-Françoise] Yeah, okay.
Did you kill my cat?
I'm so sorry, Marie.
But I told you to be careful.
Tell me everything,
and all of this ends now.
[Anne-Françoise] Marc?
Should I slice through the oranges thinly?
Please excuse me now, I must go.
I'm coming, Anne-Françoise.
I'm coming.
[sighs]
[buzz of conversation]
[girl] Can someone grab the canteens,
please?
Kev, while you're up, can you go
fill the bottles for us, please?
[sighs]
- [boy 1] Has anyone seen my shoes?
- [boy 2] Where's number five gone?
[water pouring]
[twig snaps]
[rustling]
[creaking]
[Kevin breathing heavily]
Fuck, let go of me!
Someone help!
Where am I?
[distorted voice] Kevin,
the time has come to find out
if you really have
what it takes to be a Coyote.
[Kevin] Who is that?
Why did you hit me? I don't get it.
So, if you want to be one of us,
trust us.
And which do you choose?
A part of the whole group,
or individual solitude?
Forget it, I'm not doing this.
So you renounce the group?
And you know what that means, Kevin?
It means you're not a Coyote.
And you can't rely on us anymore.
So, bye-bye, Antwerp.
And so?
Okay, fine.
Okay.
[Moose] Three
two one
- [Kevin groans]
- [all laughing]
Ow, you guys are seriously such morons!
I was so scared!
Welcome to the club, Kev.
And so now
we'll get down to business.
[Kevin] On my honor,
I am forever a Coyote.
- [all] No conditions!
- [Kevin] I will share with everyone else.
[all] No conditions!
On my honor, I will protect the Coyotes.
No conditions!
On my honor,
I will guard the secrets of the Coyotes.
No conditions!
On my honor, if I run, I die.
No conditions!
To seal this oath and be united as one.
You guys are incredibly insane.
There. From now on, if you've got
a problem, we're here for you.
And you'll be there for us.
So, we're going to Antwerp with you.
- Coyotes!
- [all howl]
[howling echoing]2
[snorts]
[both chuckling]
[coughing]
Holy shit.
This isn't for kiddies.
[Moose] Come on, puff puff and pass.
[Mongoose] No, Moose, you're too young.
But if you want to be a big boy,
I've got something for you.
I'm listening.
It's a serious mission.
It requires responsibility.
[Moose] Come on, enough with the suspense!
[chuckles] Okay.
You're gonna take care
of all the younger hikers,
when we go to Antwerp
to try to sell these diamonds.
No joint, no Antwerp. What the fuck?
No, this is the time to prove
you deserve your orientation badge.
No, you're just making fun of me.
I'm super serious, Moose.
This is really important.
We will all be counting on you.
Okay.
I knew you'd come through for us.
Panda, you want a little?
No. In your dreams.
But I have a question for you,
Power Rangers.
How are you going to Antwerp,
with security cameras everywhere?
- That's how we will manage.
- What?
- I'm not going there with you all.
- [laughs] Oh, you are!
You literally cannot lie.
I will not risk it.
[Moose] Mongoose is telling the truth.
What are you gonna show the buyer
if they ask for an ID?
Are you gonna show yours?
I've got an idea.
I found this on the ground
getting off the bus.
Don't you think this picture
totally looks like Kevin?
[Moose] Yeah, he does a little.
Let me see.
Toni Valentini. The eyes
The mouth
The shape of his face Okay, perfect.
Good. The plan is super simple.
When we get to Antwerp,
we find a diamond guy.
Kevin goes inside. He sells the diamonds.
We get back here and then it's done.
Just one thing.
I think we should take two cellphones.
So we can call each other
if there's a problem.
That works.
Shall we howl?
Coyotes!
[all howling]
[train horn blares]
PLATFORM 4
ANTWERP
- [Mongoose] So, have you fixed it?
- [Kevin] Yeah.
- All good?
- All good.
So, I'll call Moose and we'll head out?
[Moose grunting]
Oh shit!
Where the hell am I?
[sighs]
[ringing tone]
- Hi, Mon.
- Hi, Moose.
How's it going there?
It's a piece of cake.
That is such an over-used euphemism.
Wait, what?
Would you rather I sound depressed?
- So, where are you?
- Well, I
I'm just at the first checkpoint.
- You're only there now?
- Huh?
I'm a little confused with this map.
Yeah, but hurry up, man!
You know what to tell them?
Wait, you guys think I'm really stupid?
So
I have to go, I've got a hike to do.
Oh, uh
I want Panda when you get back.
[laughs] You are so sketchy and weird.
So, shall we wish him luck?
- [all] Good luck!
- Good luck, Moose!
Okay, ciao.
- You have your earpiece?
- Yeah.
Go.
ADIN
ANTIQUE JEWELLERY
[man] Do you have any idea
how much these cost?
[Kevin] No, I inherited them from my gran.
I don't know how much they cost.
First of all, these are natural diamonds.
And if you have the certificates
and all that
But
I presume you don't have those,
now, do you?
[sighs]
[tapping]
I would say
three million euros.
[Mongoose] Oh my God!
Three fucking million!
Three million?
[dealer] Store pricing.
Minus brokerage fees, of course.
The certificates,
the seals, my commission.
And finally,
I will need to see your ID card too.
And your account number.
[Mongoose] Kev, we need cash. Tell him no.
Come on, man, we'll find somebody else.
[siren blaring]
[sighs] Fuck it.
GOLD PURCHASED AT THE BEST PRICE
[man] No, sir.
[man] I'll take them all.
All?
And I'll pay cash.
Three million?
Will that be good for you?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's
- Do you need to see my ID too?
- No need to, young man.
Give me a handshake,
and our business is sealed.
[Mongoose laughs]
Hell, yeah! Go for it, man.
That sounds good.
I hope you have a moment to spare?
Wait here just a minute.
- I'm going to call my treasurer.
- Okay.
Take your time.
[Mongoose laughing] Oh! Oh fuck!
Yeah, nice job, Kevin!
We're rich!
[ringing tone]
Mr. Marc.
It's en route.
Would you come with me
to the back of the store?
The cash will be here in about an hour.
[Kevin] Can I wait outside
and come back in an hour?
[Mr. Banshali] Listen, you.
We have our special traditions.
A trade like this
doesn't happen every day.
Perhaps you would like a bit of tea,
Mr. Toni?
[Mongoose] How does he know Toni?
Get out, Kev! Get out!
Kevin!
Let's go!
[Impala] Hey, Dob!
Be a bit more upbeat, okay?
- Phew! Hey, there.
- Where is everyone?
They wanted to help a farmer out.
There's a big cow giving birth over there.
I don't like the blood.
Oof. Phew. Sounds gross to me.
If you're not at the camp site with your
buddies tomorrow, you'll be disqualified.
Don't worry, they've just made
a small detour. Chill out.
Here.
This is the clue for the next portion.
We will definitely be
the ones getting the reward!
- [Impala] Okay, now go.
- Hey!
You can tell the others
there's no chance they'll beat us.
- [chuckles]
- [cow mooing]
Fuck you, Dob!
[Marc] I'll be in Antwerp shortly.
What is he wearing?
[Mr. Banshali] A yellow hoodie.
And he was very vulgar.
You have to find him now.
I have a store to run, Mr. Marc.
And high-speed chases
are not my specialty.
Okay.
What do you want?
Nothing. Just handle it.
And don't forget
Mrs. Kartash is impatient.
DIAMOND DEALER
[Mongoose] Go on!
- Come on, knock.
- Go on.
[Mongoose] Come on, let's go hide.
Mm-hm.
[sighs]
Good.
I will take them.
But for 1.5 million.
You won't find a better offer
for this type of merchandise.
No. I mean, yes.
Can we do this now?
[chuckles] Hold your horses.
So, normally, this isn't something
we can do im the store.
- I don't understand.
- There's nothing to understand.
See, this all is official.
So meet me in two hours down at Stormkop.
Near Droogdokkenstraat.
Do you know it?
No, but I'll find it. No need to worry.
You'll meet the buyer. Mmm.
There won't be danger.
I thought you said you'd wait for me.
No way. We were too thirsty.
I did it.
But I did only get half of it.
That's better than nothing.
You came through, Kev. Nice job.
[Ferret] Yeah, man, you got it done.
Shut up, he'll ask for more money.
Order me a beer. One second.
[Mongoose] Let's order some food, too.
I'm starving.
Yes, please. It'll be a nice change
from gross hotdogs at camp.
"Reach within my entrails,
and you will find the next clue."
Oh, my
[sighs] Really?
[squelching]
[groans]
Nasty!
[sighs]
[phone vibrating]
- Hello?
- [Panda] Hi, Moose? It's me.
So, how's it going over there?
[chuckles] Oh, it's super.
[laughs] That's good.
Well, right now, I'm getting
my hand eaten off by gross bugs.
But I'm not doing this for nothing,
'cause we're rich.
Hmm, well, I don't know.
Normally, we'd have the dough
in, what an hour, plus or minus.
Oh, shit, that's awesome!
Hey, but wait! Does that mean
you guys won't be back tonight?
No. You'll just have to get by
without me for a little.
[chuckles] Whoa! Don't start
thinking too highly of yourself!
- Are we disturbing you?
- [chuckles]
Hey, we are the winners, Panda.
Don't forget that.
Stay safe!
See you, then. Kisses.
He sends you all kisses.
[Mongoose] Excuse me,
could we order something to eat, please?
Can we see a menu?
Thank you.
[Ferret] You know what I want?
- A plate of pastas.
- "Plate of pastas"?
- Yeah, a plate of pastas.
- It's not pastas, it's pasta.
- [door closes]
- But there's more than one pasta.
[water running]
Excuse me.
- Shit.
- [phone vibrating]
Geniuses, could you say
"excuse me", please?
Yeah, okay, be an asshole.
- No fries for us, guys.
- [phone vibrating]
He's still looking at you.
He can look all he wants, I don't care.
No, seriously.
- Mr. Banshali, how are you doing?
- [all laughing]
Did you see the way he just stared?
Listen to me, Mr. Marc.
I'm afraid I can't help.
But I am accountable to Madame Kartash.
Okay How much to keep this to yourself?
I can't do that, it's too dangerous.
Fine. 50 thousand? A hundred?
- [crackling]
- [groaning]
Why are you so difficult?
[kicking and choking]
- I only asked you to help me!
- [grunting]
[groans]
[seagulls calling]
[ship's horn blares]
[sighs]
I have something for you.
And you have something to give me.
Please go and count it, young man.
These are real, right?
[chuckles]
- These are real, right?
- [chuckles]
See you, then.
Later.
[ship's horn blares]
[yelps] Ferret!
Let her go, now!
[grunting]
Ferret, stop! Stop hitting him!
- Don't do this!
- [Kevin] Fucking stop it! Stop it!
We need an ambulance.
- Let's get out of here.
- [man coughs]
But we can't leave him like that!
He's alive, though. Take this! Go!
[man coughing]
[ringing tone]
Dona, it's me.
Toni was in Antwerp.
Marie totally played us, so you guys
take her and keep her locked up for me.
I'll be there in a little bit.
[Ferret] Fuck, everything is closed!
Hey, this place is open!
[electronic music playing]
Hello.
Uh Good evening.
[woman] On behalf of all of us,
good evening. How are you?
- [man] Quite good.
- [woman laughs]
Good evening, the tea for you?
Right.
Do you have cash?
You can keep the change.
Two hundred? You're short.
Don't you worry, mister.
- Thank you.
- [cork pops]
[Mongoose] Come on.
- The Coyotes.
- The Coyotes.
Can you give me the hike cellphone?
Mmm. Here.
[phone vibrating]
[Marie] Hello?
[Kevin] Hi.
I need you.
My plan worked, okay?
I'll be back there soon.
The two of us can leave that place.
I'll be back tomorrow, okay?
- Okay
- Marie?
I miss you.
[twigs snapping]
[banging on door]
[Mongoose] Panda?
Shall we?
[laughing]
Come on. Let's go.
[girls laughing]
[techno music playing]
- [Mongoose] Give me!
- [all laughing]
Hey-hey!
[chanting] Panda! Panda!
Panda! Panda!
[Mongoose] One more. Coyotes?
[all howling]
Oh, fuck. I'm tired.
Did you see Panda? She's insane.
Yeah. The real Panda's back.
You okay?
Yeah.
It's just
It's just that guy by the water.
You have got to stop
torturing yourself with that.
That robber deserved it.
Also, you did it to save Panda.
Look, I don't understand.
What's the problem? Tell me.
Sorry.
I
Pretend I didn't
It's no big deal, we're wasted.
It's not it's not because we're wasted.
So now you know.
I'm with Marie.
Let's forget it
and go back upstairs, okay?
Don't tell anyone, okay?
Coyotes tell each other all.
[laughs] Joking. It's fine, relax.
Come on.
Move it, please!
[retching]
[sighing]
You're an idiot.
[sobs]
[gasping]
- [Julek grunting]
- [Martine] Oh, no, no!
- [Julek] Mmm Ah.
- [Martine sighs]
Hello?
- [Panda] Hello?
- [sighs]
Hello, Father.
- Panda?
- Yeah. Um
I have sinned, Father,
and I need to confess.
Hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen here.
- I'm sure it's not all that bad.
- There were
Okay, there were these diamonds
and also a guy,
and he was covered in blood
I I don't know what to do.
Yes, hello? It's Mongoose,
the leader of, um Panda.
Don't worry,
she's just really drunk right now.
But she's okay.
Have a good night.
What was that all about?
[Martine sighs]
All good?
- It's all confidential.
- [chuckles]
I've forgotten where we left off.
- Ah, I remember where.
- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, Father, I'm really so embarrassed.
- Mmm.
[gasps and laughs]
[sighs]
What did you tell him?
You are such an idiot.
[snoring]