Creamerie (2021) s01e03 Episode Script

1
(gentle music)
(farm workers chattering)
‐ My friend needs more.
Fill it.
‐ I already gave you one.
‐ Well, I need more.
‐ Why do you need so much?
‐ You can't just do one
load, you need heaps.
Everybody knows that.
Fill it now,
please.
‐ If you cut these.
‐ So you can kill
us in our sleep?
No thanks.
‐ I wouldn't need
you to be asleep.
‐ There, see right there.
That's why we'd be
better off without you.
‐ You give me a
bucket to shit in,
treat me like a God damn
animal, what do you expect?
‐ So you'd rather
defecate in your pants?
‐ Defecate, who the
fuck says defecate.
‐ I'm sorry I have a vocabulary
and I've evolved beyond
common curse words.
‐ Oh my God, do you mean shit?
Is shit what offends your
delicate little ears?
‐ You think my ears are little?
‐ What's with all the yelling?
‐ Jamie told me to check on him.
‐ She annoying you?
‐ Yes.
‐ Me?
He's the one who
wants me to free him
and give him sponge
baths, and massages,
followed by salted nuts
and Indian pale ale.
‐ You have pale ale?
‐ See?
‐ No, no.
You know, I am not the enemy.
‐ I have actual
work to get back to.
‐ Yes, same, I
work too, remember?
Here's what's gonna happen, see,
when they go you're
gonna fill this,
and in return, I'll
allow a hot shower
and I might even throw
in some body butter.
(upbeat music)
‐ Fresh from the
ladies, you know,
slowing down a bit
now with the weather.
So, you know
Hey, do you mind
passing me our order
and I will be on my way.
‐ Bless her.
‐ Okay.
‐ Hey, go on, take one,
take another one
for your pockets.
‐ Portia, no!
No.
Those are sometimes food.
‐ Sometimes could be now.
‐ Sometimes means never.
(door bells chime)
‐ I can't help myself, kids
are made to be spoiled.
‐ Kids are made to drive you
crazy and give you knee fat.
‐ I love knee fat.
Oh god, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
‐ Are you okay?
‐ I didn't get through again.
I thought it went really well,
but maybe I'm not
wellness enough.
Well enough.
Well enough.
‐ They're assholes.
Jamie didn't get in either.
‐ Really?
‐ Uh, I'm okay with it.
‐ You're okay with it?
I mean, I'm, I'm dealing
with it in my own way.
‐ Wellness knows best.
‐ Do they though?
‐ Yeah. They do.
You and me, we are here
to grow abundant life,
and we will again.
(plaintive music)
‐ What gives them
the right to decide
who can and can't have kids?
‐ Oh yes.
Jamie, come to the dark side.
‐ Since when do you drink?
‐ Since I quit meth.
It's fucking up my teeth.
‐ Just keep walking,
down the left, it's
down the hallway.
Hurry up.
‐ It would go a lot faster
if you gave me crutches.
So you could smash
me over the head
while I wasn't looking.
‐ I could also do it
while you were looking.
‐ Yeah, well I could also fry
the pubes off your scrotum.
Go, get in there.
‐ Shower first.
‐ You bargain like a person
who doesn't understand
the power dynamic here.
‐ Shower and deposit.
At the same time.
‐ Ew.
Fine.
‐ Fine.
Well?
‐ Well what?
‐ Are you going to
give me my privacy?
‐ I'm not taking my eyes
off you for one second.
Don't think I'm going
to untie you, either,
you'll just have
to work around it.
‐ Fine.
‐ Fine.
(sinister music)
(man yells)
‐ Oh, shit!
(sinister music)
Well come on.
‐ What?
‐ Do you want me to
fill your cup or not?
‐ Yes.
W‐ wait, what?
‐ Fill the cup.
For your friend.
‐ Uh, oh
(man sighs)
(woman yelps)
‐ Move.
Move!
‐ No, I'll do it,
just let me do it
No, I'm sweet.
‐ No, I'm sweet.
‐ No, you don't know how to
stock the fridge properly.
‐ What evs, freak.
‐ What? Why?
‐ You can't just do one load.
You need heaps,
everyone knows that.
Don't mention it.
‐ Don't mention what?
‐ Don't say anything.
‐ I'm not gonna say anything.
‐ I can hear you.
‐ I like your hair.
‐ What is going on?
‐ And by like, I mean
the nineties called
and Posh Spice
wants her bob back.
‐ Wow.
You're the one to
talk, Helmet Helga.
(gentle music)
‐ How come you smell
like body butter?
‐ How come you don't?
‐ Alright.
Local craft beer.
I bet it's been awhile.
I thought we could get
to know each other.
Like mates.
I'll help you, you help me.
Let's play a drinking game.
Never have I ever
been to quarantine.
So you haven't been
to quarantine, or you‐
‐ Thought we were
playing the game.
Like mates.
‐ Fine.
Your turn.
(laughing) The world
could have been anything.
We had a chance to wipe
it clean, start over,
but instead Lane
and her entourage
are just the same old shit.
Yes.
Keeping women down
by telling them there's
something wrong with them.
The oldest trick in the
book and you guys wrote it
‐ So this Lane woman,
she's controlling you.
Your freedoms.
‐ Yes.
No.
‐ Not really how
mates work, Alex.
‐ That's different.
You see, Alex, I trust you.
And you trust me.
We are mates now, right?
(gentle music)
(man groans)
‐ Wait, wait wait.
Where are you going?
‐ Just going to
get some fresh air.
‐ I'll come with.
‐ No, should be all right.
‐ You'll be back?
‐ Alex, mates don't leave mates.
Yeah?
(cow moos)
(man yelps)
(man grunts)
(man yells)
Hi.
‐ Just, did you just
try to run away?
‐ No.
‐ Don't scare me like that.
I can't loose you.
Your proof my mom was right.
‐ Maybe you should sit.
‐ Nobody tells me what to do.
‐ Can I have my knife back?
Please.
(tense music)
My friend, Thomas,
he gave me this.
He said it would lead us
to a place for well men.
For survivors.
‐ Where is Thomas?
‐ He was hunted.
‐ What?
‐ Look I couldn't
find it by myself.
But maybe with a little
help from my mates
we can find the safe place.
(gentle music)
(playful music)
(man snoring)
(cow mooing)
‐ Pip?
‐ Jamie.
I was just going
for an early morning
walk around the farm, just
getting some fresh air.
What's the problem?
‐ Were you just
were you and
Bobby?
‐ What? No.
That would be unwell behavior.
‐ But do we want to?
‐ Stop that.
‐ It's not unwell if you do.
‐ I do not.
Lane always says the path
to your best free self
is littered with landmines.
And that's all he
is, a landmine,
and it's not like he's
even that good looking.
Like, who likes defined
musculature? Not me
And that angular jawline.
It's a cliche.
He's nothing but a
harkback hangover.
That's all he is.
My goodness.
Thank you.
I'll have you know, I did
not come in here before
to watch you sleep because
I like you or anything.
That sounded like I like you.
To‐ to recap, I don't
like you, never will.
‐ Got it.
You hate me.
‐ No, no, don't say hate.
‐ Why not?
‐ Because it's not the opposite
of love, indifference is.
‐ Indifference?
‐ Yes, which is
what I feel for you,
or don't feel, don't feel,
I feel nothing for you.
(tense music)
‐ Thanks for the clothes, Pip.
‐ Morning.
I found one.
‐ Found what?
‐ Catch.
‐ How?
‐ All I can say is
thank god ma was a
level ten hoarder.
‐ You're an angel.
‐ You're here again.
‐ Excuse me.
‐ Stop with your pervy
body butter thing.
You're acting like some
hormonal school girl, okay?
Now piss off.
We got actual work to do.
(cell phone bleeps)
‐ Yes!
‐ Cell phones are
useless, you know,
there's no cellular network.
‐ We know there's no
network, go back to bed.
‐ There's no contacts.
‐ What about messages?
‐ Yeah.
‐ Rise.
‐ Rise.
Rise as in,
As in revolution?
Who was the message sent from?
‐ There's no number.
(energetic music)
‐ You are a fierce, in‐tune
woman of the universe,
who knows right from wrong.
You stupid harkbacker.
You caught feelings for a man.
Because you're weak
child of the patriarchy.
You are in control of
your head and your heart
You're an enemy of progress,
selfishly harboring a
progenitor of the future.
How could you?
(militaristic music)
‐ This body reached the process.
(pulsating)
(telephone rings)
‐ What up, Jackson Creamery.
‐ Hi.
‐ Oh, it's you.
What?
‐ I've been perusing the
body mind manifestos.
And I think we need
to do a full cleanse.
‐ No, thanks.
My skin's a ten.
‐ No, really.
We should get rid of any
impurities and detoxify.
‐ Are you suggesting one of
your three‐day shitting fests?
‐ Put Jamie on.
‐ Jamie, it's curtain pants.
‐ Hello?
‐ Jamie.
I
I'm thinking about
growing out my fringe.
‐ They know about Bobby.
They're sending an undercover
unit to raid the farm.
‐ Fudge sacks. Fudge. Blast.
‐ Psst. Pip.
‐ What the hell
were you thinking?
I gave you Bobby's
sperm for you,
not for you to give it
away all over the place.
‐ What the?
‐ It wasn't all over the place.
It was anonymous.
‐ Oh, really?
Because your bestie Viv
handed it straight
over to Constance.
In one of our coolers?
‐ What the hell?
‐ Okay, look, I took
the stickers off, okay?
Everyone's got cooler
bags like ours.
‐ What about Cow
insemination straws?
Everyone got those?
‐ You know what, I didn't
want an extra load, okay?
I was happy with
one load, but no,
you had to go and get more
because you want to
get it on with Bobby.
‐ That's a lie. I hate Bobby.
‐ All of you are
absolute fuckwits.
You're a fuckwit because
you got dickmatized.
You're a fuckwit because
you let her use you
like a sperm ATM,
and you, you're the biggest
fuckwit of them all.
Did you even think what would
happen if you got pregnant?
We can't go back.
Not now.
Not ever.
Jackson loved this farm.
And you give it away
like you gave him away.
‐ I did not give Jackson away.
‐ You called the
quarantine officers on him.
‐ Because my baby died.
Jackson was sick.
You lost your brother,
I lost my whole life.
‐ Look, this all
started with him.
‐ What?
‐ Okay.
He goes that way, we stay
here, think of an excuse,
wait it out.
And they've got
nothing to pin on us.
‐ Except illegal human sperm
in our cow insemination draw.
We can't go back.
(cellphone ringing)
‐ H‐ hello?
‐ Rise, friend, rise.
37.7870 degrees South,
175.2793 degrees East.
Stay safe.
‐ Did you get it?
‐ Wait, was that a man's voice?
Why is there a man's voice?
There are no other men.
‐ There are now.
And we're gonna find them.
‐ Come on.
It's not like we have a choice.
(eerie music)