Creature Commandos (2024) s01e03 Episode Script

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- [engine roaring]
- [tires screeching]
[vehicle doors opening]
- [Flag] Hurry up!
- [Weasel yelping]
Shall I open fire, General?
Step back, GI Robot,
and keep mum.
The Bride and Nina are inside.
- They're not moving.
- [grunting]
So, they've almost certainly
been captured
by Circe and
the Sons of Themyscira.
Once the enemy
is in your sights, attack,
and don't stop until they're
all dead or incapacitated
[high-pitched ringing]
You gettin' the hang of this,
Tin Man?
Most certainly, sir.
Good. Me and Easy
been through this
more than a few times.
Just follow our lead.
German forces shouldn't be
too far up ahead.
We just need to take 'em
by surpri
[twig breaking]
Sure Shot, you got eyes?
Just arrived
at the crescent, sir.
Let me
Sergeant, get out of there!
Now!
Fall back!
[yelling in German]
- [soldiers yelling]
- [guns firing]
- [screaming]
- [grunting]
[groans]
[grunts]
- [exploding]
- [soldiers screaming]
- [guns firing]
- [gasping]
[gun firing]
[grunting]
[beeping]
[whirring and clicking]
[whirring continues]
- Sergeant, get down!
- [guns cocking]
[Sgt. Rock] Hit the dirt!
[gun firing]
[soldiers grunting]
[gunshots continue]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[soldiers screaming]
[yelling in German]
[gasping and wheezing]
[grunts]
[groaning]
[screaming]
[soldiers screaming]
[man wheezing]
[chuckles] Good God d
[laughs] Damn, Tin Man,
I've never seen
anything like that!
I don't give a hoot
if he's metal,
he's forever a brother of
every man in Easy Company.
Cheers to the Tin Man!
[all cheering]
[theme music playing]
[all grunting]
[window shattering]
- [gun cocking]
- What the hell?
[muffled yelling]
It's a trap of some sort!
[Weasel exclaims]
[muffled yelling]
What? Point your head, woman.
Where are they?
[speaking indistinctly]
- [ripping]
- [wincing]
- Where are they?
- They're gone!
Circe and
the Sons of Themyscira?
- Yes!
- [Flag] They're gone?
[The Bride] That's what I said!
- Then why were you screaming?
- I wanted you to get
the damn tape off my mouth!
[GI Robot]
Where is friend Nina?
They took her upstairs
before they left.
What are you doing out here?
We thought we were
recruiting monsters,
not damsels in distress!
Nina!
[Nina screaming]
I'm in here, help!
GI!
Friend Nina,
my disappointment in having
no Nazis to kill when I arrived
is lessened by my pleasure
that you are alive.
[Nina chuckling]
Hello.
I can't stay out of the water.
The helmet on my suit
was shattered,
and I can't breathe without it.
But I have a spare
back at the castle.
Do not worry, friend Nina.
[bathtub rumbling]
[breaking]
[sizzling]
[shattering]
[Flag] Circe and the Sons.
They attacked you,
and then, they just
left you here alive?
Why would they do
- Uh-oh.
- Everyone!
Back to the castle now!
- [door opens]
- [all gasping]
General, I didn't wanna come.
I followed her here, I
That doesn't matter now!
Move, Alexi.
Get us back to the castle.
Circe led us here on purpose.
She wanted us to be
away from the castle
so she could get
to the princess.
[Alexi] Oh, ne!
[host] The United States
is home
to the greatest minds
in the world,
and that is an
absolute certainty.
Now, how do I know?
Well, let's just say
the proof is in the pudding,
and the pudding,
ladies and gentlemen,
is my next guest, GI Robot!
[audience cheering]
Why am I pudding?
Go, go!
[orchestral music playing]
[cheering continues]
This incredible
mechanical soldier
is the product of the greatest
scientists in the US Army.
GI Robot is a killing machine
who took down over 1,000
enemy troops in the war.
- [audience gasping]
- [scattered applauding]
[computer beeping]
Do you see something
interesting out there, GI?
Can I call you GI?
You just did call me GI.
- [all laughing]
- Yes, I did, didn't I?
Have you checked all these
people's identification cards?
[laughs] No,
we haven't done that.
Why would we have
done that, GI?
To see if are any known Nazis.
If so, they will be
dispatched of,
in short order.
[audience murmuring]
[chuckles] Well, I don't think
there are any Nazis here.
That's what a Nazi would say.
Uh, what?
[laughs nervously]
[General King] As you can see,
the robot's personality
wasn't exactly built for
these kinds of publicity tours.
- [Magnus] AI system.
- What?
It's a term I prefer
over "robot."
I've always been fascinated
by the old film
of the subject in combat,
but I never realized
he seems to have some type
of vague self-awareness.
It's extraordinary.
The first of his type, really.
We're gonna retire it
from the stage,
but thought it could be of use
to you and your studies.
Indeed.
[whirring]
GI Robot, at attention, sir!
Well, hello.
I'm Dr. William Magnus,
a scientist and engineer.
My specialty
is artificial intelligence.
Are you a Nazi?
No. I'm not a Nazi.
[sighs] Oh.
Where is my body?
I'm just, uh, studying you.
I'll piece you
back together later,
perhaps with a few improvements
if I'm feeling generous.
You're truly remarkable work,
especially for 1943.
Are there Nazis nearby?
You're awful preoccupied
with Nazis.
I was created
with the sole mandate
to kill Nazis and their allies.
But do you want to kill Nazis?
What I want is irrelevant.
My directive
is all that matters.
But, if you, theoretically,
had no directive,
what is it that you desire?
Someday I'd like to be reunited
and see my boys.
Your boys?
The boys of Easy Company, sir.
And kill Nazis with them.
Have you seen them?
I have not.
The war was 20 years ago.
Sergeant Frank Rock, Bulldozer,
Little Sure Shot, Wildman,
Canary, Four-Eyes, Bogman?
Ring any bells? [dings]
Yeah, no. I don't know
who any of those people are.
But you, you are going
to help me a great deal.
To murder Nazis?
No, but studying you
will help me create
the next wave of automatons.
[door opening]
[speaking Pokolistani]
[knight speaking Pokolistani]
- [Ilana grunts]
- [thuds]
[speaking Pokolistani]
- [grunting]
- [gasping]
[Ilana screaming]
[laughing] Got 'em!
That's her, dude!
- Whoa, she's fire.
- [man] Get her!
[engine revving]
Hurry up, damn it!
- [engine revving]
- [Nina grunting]
[panting]
[speaking Pokolistani]
[gun firing]
[exploding]
[exclaims]
The target is headed down
[on radio] the eastern hall.
[panting]
Gotcha! [grunts]
- [smacking]
- [screaming]
All right, what are we supposed
to do with her now?
The hell, dude.
The queen told us
a million times. Just kill her.
- [grunting]
- I mean, yeah, but, you know,
might be a shame not to have
a little taste firs
- [grunting]
- [screams] Bitch!
[panting]
Dude, your face
is really messed up.
I think you need
medical attention.
- Get her, you idiot.
- On it.
[panting]
[panting]
- [door slams]
- [grunting]
[thudding]
[man] Open the door,
you bitch! Open it!
- [grunting]
- [thudding]
[knights grunting]
[grunting]
[engine roaring]
- [gasping]
- [tires screeching]
- [exploding]
- [screaming]
[both grunting]
[man screaming]
[men screaming]
- [exclaiming]
- [grunting]
Shish kebab!
- [sizzling]
- [man screaming]
[screaming continues]
[knight] Here, madam,
your air suit.
What am I gonna do?
So you can help
in the battle [grunts]
Ugh!
[Sam] So, how'd you get
your mitts on it?
Oh, it It bounced around
from lab to lab,
from the '60s through the '90s.
They studied it, and got
what they could from it.
I guess Uncle Sam just forgot
it existed after a while.
So, for the last 10 years
or so,
it's been in the hands
of collectors like you.
It may not be that helpful
in a battle no more,
but, damn, if it don't bring
a certain je ne sais quoi
to any military collection
like yours, Sam.
- [door unlocks]
- [cats meowing]
Angus, Socks, Clarabelle,
Morty, Simon, Lizzy,
meet our new friend.
[chuckling] They call him
GI Robot.
[whirring]
GI Robot, at attention, sir!
- [laughing]
- And your name and rank, sir?
I'm I'm, uh, Sam.
Sam Fitzgibbon.
I'm just a guy. No rank.
I wanted to join up,
you know, I really did.
But this damn leg.
Pleased to meet you, friend.
[laughing]
Oh! [laughing]
And, yeah [laughing]
When does it stop?
[chuckling]
Here it is, GI,
my pride and joy.
Go forward!
[gun fires]
It's nice to have a family,
ain't it?
[guns firing on TV]
But I do not get cold, sir.
Well, you never know, son.
It's been hell
trying to get that rust
outta your joints, you know.
Might as well
take some precautions
so your metal don't get
messed up no more.
I think it looks good on you.
[chuckling]
Where are we going, sir?
Ah, nowhere special.
Just meeting up with some boys,
who are all interested
in a better country,
- just like me and you.
- Oh!
You a good friend, boy.
Cheers for the Tin Man?
Absolutely.
Cheers for the Tin Man!
Hell yeah!
Well, what do we
have here, Sam?
It's like what I said, Billy.
This is GI Robot.
I thought he might be
some help for the cause.
Well, glad to have you, GI.
Glad to have a metal fist
in the fight for what's right.
Yes, sir.
[man laughing]
Oh?
- Hmm.
- [microphone feedback whining]
[Billy] Welcome, all,
to this meeting
of the Hub City
National Socialists Club.
[applauding]
Oh, boy. Nazis.
Mmm, what'd you say there, GI?
[grunting]
Coin-operated boy ♪
[wincing]
Sitting on the shelf
He is just a toy ♪
But I turn him on ♪
Are these Nazis, General?
Yeah, GI.
These are Nazis.
- A coin-operated boy ♪
- Oh.
Made of plastic ♪
Get ready to die, Nazis!
GI? No!
And long-lasting ♪
Who could ever, ever
Ask for more? ♪
- [gun firing]
- [all screaming]
Love without
complications galore ♪
Many shapes and weights
To choose from ♪
I will never
Leave my bedroom ♪
I will never
Cry at night again ♪
[whirring and clicking]
Wrap my arms around him
And pretend ♪
Hit the dirt!
Coin-operated boy ♪
All the other real ♪
- [laughing]
- Ones that I destroy ♪
Cannot hold a candle
To my new boy and I'll ♪
Never let him go
And I'll never be alone ♪
And I'll never let him go
And I'll never be alone ♪
Not with my
Coin-operated boy ♪
This bridge was written ♪
To make you feel smittener ♪
- [breathing heavily]
- With my sad picture ♪
- No, no, please!
- Of girl getting bitterer ♪
[gun fires]
Can you extract me
From my plastic fantasy? ♪
I didn't think so ♪
But I'm still convinceable ♪
It's my pleasure to present
the incredible automated man,
GI Robot!
[attorney] This man,
and he does meet the state's
current definition of "man",
willfully murdered
32 human beings
in cold blood.
On the count of
second-degree murder,
- we find the defendant guilty.
- [gavel slams]
[laughing maniacally]
I'm dying to lose it ♪
I'm losing my confidence ♪
I want it, I want it ♪
I want to ♪
- I want to, I want to ♪
- [laughing]
[explodes]
GI!
Well, that's enough of that.
- [exploding]
- [grunting]
- [man grunting]
- [door thudding]
[panting]
[beeps and unlocks]
[grunting]
- [grunts] Argh!
- [laughing]
[gasps]
[panting]
- [grunts]
- [gun fires]
Oh, no.
[body thuds]
- [woman] Oh, princess.
- [gasps]
- [exploding]
- [grunts]
[Ilana groans]
[wincing]
[Ilana gasping]
- [grunting]
- [crashing]
[groaning]
[breathing heavily]
Please! [panting]
Whatever you want,
I'll give it to you.
Good. What I want
is you dead.
- [Weasel growling]
- Huh?
- [growling]
- [Circe] Ahhh!
- [glass breaking]
- [Circe grunts]
[roaring]
[both grunting]
[screaming]
- [growling]
- [screaming]
[grunting]
I always love a good barbecue.
- [Circe screaming]
- [sizzling]
You wanted monsters.
You got monsters.
[Nina gasps]
GI.
Friend Nina.
We fought Nazis together
[glitching]you and I.
- Yes.
- It
Oh, what a beautiful day.
Cheers for the Tin
[shuts down]
[sobbing]
When the music starts
We all get together ♪
[Circe gasps and grunts]
[Circe] You don't understand
what you've done!
[breath trembling]
You've doomed the world!
Oh, my God ♪
How might I strive ♪
In this modern life ♪
Without you by my side ♪
And I believe ♪
My chattering teeth ♪
Will be static beneath ♪
Your undeniable light ♪
I wanna hear
Your haunting voice ♪
Through naked ears
While tasting tears ♪
Of utter joy ♪
'Cause when the music starts
We all get together ♪
And we dance and sing
And love one another ♪
It's a gorgeous thing
The feeling you bring ♪
Freedom is finally mine ♪
And it's a gorgeous thing
The feeling you bring ♪
Freedom is finally mine ♪