Doraemon (2014) s01e03 Episode Script

Hey, there.
My name is Doraemon.
I'm a super-sized, gizmo-ized, gadget cat from the future.
I get sent back in time to take care of this guy, Noby, but he's a mess! Doraemon! And that's where I come in.
To save the day with an amazing invention from my fourth dimensional secret gadget pocket.
But things never turn out as planned.
Get ready, 'cause here we go again.
No, No! This is bad! How can this happened to me? No, I'm doomed.
I'm so completely doomed.
There's no hope.
There's no hope at all.
Nothing can save me now.
Nothing! - This is weird.
- Nothing on the planet can fix this No matter how I look at it, it's just weird.
What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess there's a problem.
I've got a huge test in math and literature on the exact same day! OK.
But a pillow and tea kettle are gonna help you out how? I think it's pretty obvious! I can't decide if I should drink a bunch of tea and study all night, or get a good night's sleep and cram at the crack of dawn! You know, sometimes I don't even know why I bother to ask.
Doraemon, wait! Listen.
You've gotta do something to try and help me! Come on, please! You're the only chance I've got left right now.
If you don't figure out a way to help me I'll get zeros for sure! So it'll just be like all your other tests.
But it's my two worst subjects on the exact same day! All right, I'll help.
- The Anywhere Door? - Yeah.
Let's got to your school.
Thanks, Doraemon.
I knew I could depend on you.
We'll use the Whooshinator! Sounds good.
How does it work? It blows everything into the next time zone! Tests and school, too! What-?! That's too much! Stop! Turn it off! Well, if that won't work, how 'bout "The Animal Beam"? All you gotta do is shine the light on someone and - Hey there, Noby! - Oh! Hi, Mr.
S! What are you doing hanging around school? You should be home right now studying for tomorrow's big Zap, they're an animal.
Problem solved.
No teachers, no tests.
What are you thinking, Doraemon! I can't turn my teacher into a gorilla! You're right Mr.
S.
Goin' home to study! Sounds good.
Wait, where am I? Come on! Help me out! Take this more seriously! You're the one who didn't take this situation seriously! It's because you never study that you're in this whole mess! You're right, you're right! I'm so sorry.
I'll start studying more, I promise.
Just help me pass these tests tomorrow and I swear I'll start doing my homework every single day from now on out.
Oh, all right.
But just this one time.
Memory Bread.
You're messing with me again.
How's bread gonna help me out? Watch and learn.
You got your test notes handy? - Here.
- Math, huh? Just let whatever's on the page get transferred to the bread and When you eat it.
It'll be committed to memory.
You gotta eat it all.
Did it work? Let me give you a problem.
What is six-point-five times two-point-six? Ah, man.
That's hard.
How would I know the Whoa, it's 16.
9! - See, it's already working! - All right! As long as the bread is in your belly, the knowledge will stay in your noggin'.
Come on, hit me again.
More problems.
- Eighteen-point-six- divided by three.
- Six-point-two! Twenty-one-point-fifty-five times six.
A hundred and twenty-nine-point-three! Man! I'm like a mathematical genius! Big difference between memorizing stuff and learning it.
Anyway, use this to memorize what you need to in your text and notebooks.
Maybe it'll be enough to let you squeak by for now.
All right.
Let's start crammin' some bread down.
- Here.
- Thanks.
Again.
Hey, how 'bout we add some peanut butter to a few of these slices? Hmm? I mean it doesn't taste bad, but plain bread can be a little less than exciting sometimes.
I mean it tastes great! It's delicious! I love it! Mmm.
Thank you! So, so, good.
What is it now? It's my notebook! All the important pages have been torn out! What? How did that even happen?! Wait! That might have been me the other day when I had to blow my nose and needed a tissue.
What is the matter with you? I know! I'll copy one of my friend's math notes! I'm gonna need at least a loaf of that Memory Bread.
Maybe two.
I don't know how I get mixed up in these things.
All right, whose notebook should I ask to borrow? Well, if I'm gonna do this I might as well ask the smartest kid in the class.
So, why do you need my math notes? I'd taken some notes of my own, but my uh, cat ate them.
So if you could help me out here, I'd owe ya big! If I could loan you my notebook, I would Noby but, the truth is, I don't take notes.
- What - I have a photographic memory! I can remember the whole class without ever having to study! Uhh What do you want? We're studying.
Oh, wow, Big G, you're here, too.
Two tests in one day?! It's cruel and unusual punishment! How's it even legal?! Think they can boss me around? I tell you what.
I'll show them.
I'm not gonna learn anything! So What are you here for? Well, I was wondering if I could borrow your math notes.
What? My notes? You wanna use mine? I've already studied for math.
Ah, great.
Thanks! This thing is nasty! Yeah, I study all the time.
Lunch, dinner, in the bathroom.
Ah, man that's just not right.
If I put my bread on this the only thing I'll get is a trip to the hospital.
- Do wha? - Uh I mean, thanks Big G, but maybe Sneech's notes would be better? - 'Course they are.
- Huh? They're digital? Who uses paper anymore? Studies show that electronic data is by far the optimal format for rapid learning.
Uh Yeah, OK, whatever.
Let's see, the notes I'm looking for are Are you sure you know what you're doing there? All data has been deleted.
- Why'd the screen go blank? - What have you done?! You just erased all my notes! - Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Why didn't you say you didn't know how to use it before you borrowed it? Whoa, chill out, Sneech.
You can just borrow my math notes.
It's no big deal.
Do you honestly expect me to soil my hands with that disgusting piece of garbage? Did you say garbage?! Well, these are the only math notes you've got right now! I'm sorry, you're right.
Why I didn't think of it? This is where I should have come in the first place.
Sure.
You can borrow them.
Cool.
Thanks, Sue! You're handwriting is so perfect and these notebooks are spotless! I should have no problem eating these.
- Huh? - I mean memorizing these.
Well, just be prepared because it's not that easy.
You've got to memorize almost a dozen poems for this test.
Not a problem.
I bet I can memorize one in like ten seconds! Noby! I wouldn't be so confident.
- You're kind of a space case.
- Here.
Quiz me.
OK.
If you insist.
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate".
"Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May.
And summer's lease hath all too short a date" "Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines.
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd".
"And every fair from fair sometime declines.
" You did it! That's amazing! Thank you.
How 'bout we take a break and recharge our brains.
Sure, OK Check out the look on this guy's face! Just a sec Man, this comic book is hysterical! I just can't put it down.
Noby, don't you think you should be studying right now? Yeah I guess you're right.
I should get back at it.
Uh, is something wrong? Nope! It's nothin'.
I'm fine! Noby, that's gross! Yeah, sorry, hey, do you mind if I take your notebook home for a bit? Huh? Yeah, sure.
I powered through too many apple slices.
I'm so stuffed, I can't imagine eating another bite.
Wow.
This dinner is a huge feast tonight! It's brain food, Noby has a couple of big tests tomorrow.
It's a meal fit for a champion! I read that shrimp is brain food so Noby got extra! Or wait a sec.
Maybe it was brains are shrimp food.
Just so long as it makes someone smarter! Go on Noby.
Eat your brain food.
You're gonna wow us with A's tomorrow! What?! You're telling me you haven't memorized a single page yet?! Look at all this memory bread I gave you.
What the heck ere you doing with it? OK.
I've got the notebooks.
I'll start cramming.
I can't do it, Doraemon.
What do you mean you can't do it? Do you want to end up with zeroes? Start eating! Wash it down with some water! OK, time for another slice.
Fine then.
You leave me no choice.
It's The Picky Eater Corrector.
This thing will make you eat it all, no matter what.
Keep it up! Only 50 more to go! Noby, hurry up in there! Almost done.
Come on.
I've really gotta get in there! Why you banging on the door? Noby's been in the bathroom for over an hour and he still open the dang door! Oh, sweet relief! Um, are you all right? "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" Thou art more lovely and more temperate".
"Tough ends do flake the toasty duds of hay.
And a plumber's leash is all too short of a mate".
"Sometime too hot the eye of summer shines.
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd".
"By France or dentures a changing horse was hemmed?" This is terrible! Don't you see?! Everything you memorized last night has now gone down the drain! Come on.
One more.
You can do it.
Don't give up.
Keep going.
What in the world is going on here? We're just doing a little bit of last minute cramming.
Eat up! All right.
We're almost halfway there.
Stay strong.
If I knew it would end up like this, I would have started studying for these tests days ago! This is just weird.
No matter how I look at it, it's just weird.
Nothin' beats fishin' on a nice sunny day does it, Big G? Nope.
I don't see what's so great about this.
Wait a sec.
I got a bite! Check it out, guys.
It's a real monster! - Come to, papa! - No way! Well, if you can't man-up, you can at least can-up.
Hey, at least I'm helping the environment.
Might wanna help yourself to a tetanus shot while you're at it.
He's right, Noby.
Just look at what you've hauled in so far.
Everything but the kitchen sink! Or a fish! I'd like to see you guys try and catch junk as good as that! You got me there No matter how hard I try I keep on catching all these fish! Yep! Same goes for me! Really, Noby, we're so jealous.
I mean, who wouldn't want a gigantic pile of garbage they could take home for dinner? That's it! I quit.
He couldn't even catch fish in a bathtub! Stupid fishing! Luring some poor innocent fish to his doom with a piece of bait on a hook It's downright barbaric.
Just tell me where you put it.
- Hmm? - I'm sorry but I don't know.
I promise! Well, you better hope it turns up soon because you're the last one I remember using it.
What's the matter, Doraemon? Somehow your mom's bucket has gone missing and she's blaming it on me! What bucket? Oh! That bucket! What? You took it fishing and you forgot it? Look, it's not like I meant to leave it there.
Well, you gotta go back and get it right now.
But if I go back, they'll just make fun of me! Well, Doraemon.
Have you found it yet? I am not the one who lost it.
I'm begging you Doraemon, please help me out here.
All right, then.
I guess we can use this.
The Lost-and-Found Fishing Pond! Where exactly did you leave the bucket? It's on the bank of the creek where we were just fishing.
What's this thingy do? It helps you find things that have been lost or left behind.
I want to find his mom's bucket.
The pond will now zero in on its location, and then you've just gotta use the fishing pole to reel it in.
In, like, three inches of water? This is one of those extra-dimensional deals.
Look! You've got something! Yes.
Hooked it! Whoa! That's awesome! Thanks! Wow, it looks like you actually caught a lot of fish this time.
I did what? See? This is not my bucket.
This is Big G's bucket! Send it back! End it back right now! Come on Doraemon, hurry! Before he knows it's missing! Cold! Slimy! Is, uh, something wrong there, buddy? Now it's in my Yo! You're scaring the fish! Whoa.
That was a close call.
Yeah, too close.
Let me do it.
OK, but first you have to describe the bucket in detail! Fine.
It was a blue bucket, that's about, say, 12 inches wide.
So, Sneech, you just had to mess with me.
Huh? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't know what you're talkin' about.
Huh? Big G, check it out! It's the bucket, and it's floating! What? Wow.
Weird.
Now you're just messin' with me again!! Nice! Here ya go.
I've got your bucket.
So it turns out you did have it after all.
It's OK to borrow things, just put them back when you're done.
I keep tellin' you, it wasn't me! Hey.
You're inability to remember stuff just got me into trouble with your mom! Huh? Wait.
Don't put that away just yet.
You lost an ink pen? Yeah.
It's got like a giraffe pattern on it.
And if I remember right, there's a scratch on the cap.
I don't know, Noby.
Something like that may be hard to find.
The only trick to being good at fishing is patience.
OK, I'm officially losing my patience.
I just got a bite! This thing is puttin' up one mean fight! Hang on, Noby! I don't think your pen wants to be found! Come on! OK, on three, Noby, give it all you've got! One two three! What? Why did it grab a pair of pants? Hey look! That's my pen in the back pocket.
Whoever found it must have stashed it in their pocket to try and keep us from fishing it out.
Well, if I ever meet that guy I've got some choice words for him.
This isn't funny! I wanna know who took my pants and I wanna know now! This is you again, isn't it? No, no, no.
I didn't touch your pants.
I would never! Well, how come things keep happening when you're around? Mommy! Oh, no you don't, you little twerp.
Get back here, Sneech! Huh? Fresh sushi to go everybody.
We make it right here every other day.
Hey! Hands off the flounder! All right, now I'm looking for this quarter I lost somewhere in the neighborhood.
That'll never work! It's way too general.
No harm in trying, is there? Tag! You're it! Ah, man! I've gotta figure out a way to get a hold of my sister so she can bring me another pair of pants! Wait! I can use t quarter to call her! Come here! Huh? What just happened? You're the only thing between me and pants! You forgot to wear pants! I didn't forget to wear them! Someone took 'em! - You forgot your pants! - No I didn't! All right! Look at that haul! It must have gathered every coin that it found in the entire neighborhood! That's awesome.
Check me out! No! Not awesome! You get one coin.
The one you lost! I'm taking the rest to the police station.
Gimme that.
All that hard work for nothin'.
And I'll take this with me, too! I know! I'll go and show Sue how cool this thing is.
Hey, Sue, Wanna see somethin' amazing? Wow! Can it really find anything that's lost? Yep, just step aside and let me show ya.
Sneech?! Oh, hey, Noby, what's up? You couldn't catch a fish even if it jumped in your lap.
Zip it! This is different.
It's not like regular old boring fishing.
This'll be great.
Check it out, it's like watching someone go fishing in a garbage dump! Seriously? That's weird.
I didn't even tell it what I was looking for yet.
All right guys prepare to be amazed! Oh, yeah.
I'm definitely amazed.
What the heck? Let's try again.
The only thing Why is it doing that? That's gonna leave a mark.
Oh wait, this is a garbage dump! Hey, Noby! I'm gonna borrow this, OK? Thanks.
Hey wait! No.
That's not OK! Come on.
Don't leave me here! Did you see Noby? Did you make sure he's all right? Yeah, he said liked hanging out with junk.
It reminded him of his fishing skills.
What is Sneech doing with my fishing pond and where did he take it? Soon as I find the joker who took my pants, I am gonna teach him a lesson he will never forget.
Awesome tank, big and shiny This is the best thing ever! I'll take back this, and this And all the other action figures and comic books that Big G borrowed from me and never bothered to return.
Hey, that's You're goin' down, pants thief.
This is too easy.
Ahh! This toy must be huge! Wanna put up a fight, do ya? After catchin' marlin in Bora Bora this here's a walk in the park! Huh? A rubber ducky? I never lent him anything like this.
Huh? Oh, Big G.
So it was you all along.
Think all those little pranks you pulled on me were funny, do ya? No.
It wasn't me! I swear, it wasn't! Drop the innocent act, Sneech! Dude, you're still not wearing pants? Whatta I do? Whatta I do? Whatta I do? This is bad.
I have to tell Noby.
This is really, really bad! - There you are Noby! - Doraemon, guess what?! Those pants we pulled out of the fishing pond belong to Big G! Huh? How'd you know that? 'Cuz I started looking at 'em and noticed his name's written on the inside.
Doraemon, what am I gonna do? I'm getting an image of what he looks like right now and nobody should ever see that! Huh? Huh I think this matter has been resolved.
But I was actually innocent for once! I don't know if I should feel bad for Sneech or not.
But Big G's right.
You shouldn't steal a guy's pants.
Who needs pants anyway.
That breeze feels nice!