Duts (2010) s01e03 Episode Script
Spring Fever
A dog barks THE SHUTTER rattles Today is the editor of the news A remarkable recording received.
It was filmed with a mobile phone by a passer-by.
Dahan ahalala ha! Lechelelem ahled.
THEY CALL AT A TIME TWO pop BANG Happy New Year.
Peace to all.
CHIME CHIME Aha! Oh Ha Pff! HE Muzzle LOUD Ah, Conny.
Walter Can I come? Ma knows it no more.
She said: Go with Walter blows.
It is Danny I do not know where to start first.
It's an accumulation of conditions and irritations.
Aha Walter, I can not.
What he never does is let me speak.
If people there are I say something, and he sits right in between.
He feels that not.
He feels that just can not.
WALTER Muzzle LOUD And when I say something, then he looks at me like that: What does she say now? I feel so clumsy cow.
And I'm afraid to say something.
I dare not say anything at all.
I'm afraid, not of others but of him.
From my own guy! That's not normal? That his breath stinks, he can not help it.
That comes from his stomach, but he Personal hygiene has little.
If he could reveal himself once again.
You are sensitive, huh? PULL HIS NOSE ON I know that.
PULL HIS NOSE ON Sometimes I think Danny, he is feeling? For me, huh? For one man is still a man, huh? And I'm a wife, Walter? Ah yes.
Am I so unattractive? You are in the spring of your life.
Walter That is so clean.
I would so like him to me.
Want! Want! And if he sees me, he can not keep me.
And when I see him, that I so Walter! Banging on the door Here is ours?! There he is.
Sorry, Walter.
I visit there.
Walter banging on the door! Open the door! WALTER IS OPEN Loud crash Where is she? She's gone.
What is she doing here? They need to be home! She came All this is not true! Besides, there is no business! No, no, but And then with you! Such a dork.
Yes, but Mind you with yourself, marginally! WALTER TO PULL HIS NOSE Sorry, Walter.
Sorry.
Gosh I do not know what I DANNY SIGH I feel so Is that because it is lighter? Or because the birds return from Africa? I do not know.
And she, she It is true A glass of water? Awel, yes.
DANNY SIGH Somewhere he, Walter, I feel I myself never really did show her.
Sometimes I'm glad I can work.
I am the swift.
But actually I am not fluent, because I write poems.
Did not you think, huh? Yes.
But no.
And Walter I dare not let them read.
And not because I do not want Because I did not dare.
This example.
Allee, it's just a start.
He cleared his throat and spits Lined up.
Smartly dressed.
I wear a knotted cudgel.
But in the shadow of my ego I'm still playing with Lego.
Or let my emotions run wild.
For that I have.
And I hope I agree that they can share And so late steal my heart.
Because you did not think Actually my cudgel Pretty soft.
Allee yes, just one of those things.
That's poetry.
Yes? You're a sensitive, huh? Say, and they? What did she say? Eh booklets on your stomach.
My stomach? Yes, she found it annoying that you had in your stomach.
On my stomach? And you do not let her speak.
Baloney! Allee yes, that says That is really bullshit! It.
And I always pleasant hanging, right? Say! Must also agree not serious? I like to laugh, yes.
Can it?! I work too hard.
And when I get home, yes, I'm tired.
Since I am not ashamed.
Sex is seriously overrated! Sometimes I think, huh All is over.
Life, love, everything.
Walter, you still see a future for us? You are in the spring of your life.
Aha! Doom Then we will give to the antihistamine allergy and BUZZER Nose drops.
BUZZER Ah Duts sir.
You okay? Yes, yes.
And with the motorcycle? Yes Fun, huh.
Allee then Ok, those are the pills.
The nose drops are made.
Within minutes they are ready.
If you want to do now have a message, or something else No, no.
Sir? Eh I can wait.
No, it is yours Yes It is A lubricant for women.
Yes, but that is unisex.
No, but She makes what little moisture.
I think I have an excellent resource for you.
(Can you just take over?) Sorry, I must apologize, but I must But my assistant takes it from here.
Yes? THE STATE OF DAMKAP Well yes The order.
Yes? You tell me.
(Glijmiddel.
) Ah yes.
Lubricatiemiddel.
Goddamn, hey.
Voila.
A lubricatiemiddel.
It is completely natural basis.
So, odorless and tasteless, non toxic, non allergic.
Very good for the skin, it rubs off easily.
You can make as many as you want Few minutes of penetration.
That is 9.
95 euros.
Voila, that's good.
Do you need a bag? No.
BUZZER Tills ring Oh Mr.
Your drops.
They are so ready.
Sorry.
Oh that's nothing, that's nothing.
Take it easy.
Gosh What kept you? I never go there anymore.
What was there, say.
Oh Anyway.
Well We have, drolleke.
We have.
Yes Yes, we have it.
And we will work together to make a brighter day You and me.
And all the others.
Dreamy music Who am I To say you did not love me When I can not remember The color of your eyes The color Sir? Sir.
Okay? Your drops, sir.
CHECK Beep That's 8.
66 million.
How much? 8.
66 euros.
Oh Give me even a tube.
A dog barks Walter! Walter! Oh What What did you do with those two? They just go to the Black Forest.
For a whole week.
And he was actually still working.
So I've never seen.
Walter, Walter, Walter yet Walter! Wow, dude.
START THE CAR LABORIOUS HORN DOES HE HORN DOES HE Hello? Hello? Duts sir.
You have forgotten your SIS card, I'll bring them.
Thanks.
Oh I'll also take off the lens.
I'm just a lost lens.
I'm going to also take off, because I can not stand.
Ah Sorry.
Will not you sit down? No, no.
Or yes, maybe.
Along here.
Oh Haha Oh! Hahaha.
Hahahaha! Wait.
You can fix that on the side.
Ah Yes, here Is a button.
Ah Ah.
Clatter Ho Oh! Haha! Okay? No Eh Yes.
It's just a question of Hahahaha.
You simply Right Voila see.
Lets drink? Eh A white wine? No problem.
Please, a white wine.
Oh I'm bad.
I see almost nothing.
How do I get back home? I know something.
Gosh! I see I-know-not how well.
Haha! But is not that weird? It is clean.
Ha! I'm sitting here now.
The sun A glass of wine Good company.
Allee And you live here alone? Yes.
Yes That is not always bad, just.
And such court, that a lot of work, right? No, nothing.
Weeds let me stand.
Which grows like.
Yes Thus, I have not seen.
So those little flowers, huh Very, very small flowers.
So.
That will leave you standing still? Hahaha.
You not drink? No.
Why not? That is for you, huh.
For if it is empty.
Ha Allee then.
ROMANTIC MUSIC Yes, yes But fit together, what is that? Yes Often, the wrong people the wrong people against.
And then done the wrong thing.
Therefore, you must be patient.
And do you have patience, Walter? During the day, but at night I cry sometimes.
Oops.
That's okay, hey.
Because after that there are other thoughts.
Good.
Or not.
That is good, no.
You're a special person.
You too.
No, I'm just.
Can I wash my hands again? Yes.
Come on.
Along here.
Ouch! It's al .
.
I need a career.
Yes I gotta go pick up my kids.
Yes I've also got uh And your glasses? I might get that bowl.
Ah yes.
You know I sit, huh.
Allee Salut, hey.
Merci, eh! Can I ask one thing? Yes? What's your name anyway? Hildegard.
Hildegard She May Be the face I can not forget A trace of pleasure or regret May be my treasure or the price I have to pay She May Be That Summer sings the song May be the chill autumn That Brings May be a hundred tearful things Within the measure of a day She May Be the beauty Amai, it is still light.
Godverdoeme, hey.
Now they are included in these figures that smoskes anyway! Normally it sits in the entrance.
And I pay so much! Zageman.
But Lets see what an account.
Everything they put out.
And when it was still something.
I was not fat.
Aha! And here.
Lubricant, two euros.
We had them in! I've brought fuck yourself! Marketing Appraisers! Philippe You know what? I do not think I'll take away the next time.
What do we say? Who's driving now so in a village? Zot! Blet it.
Blet it.
You're such egoiiist! Such a sad guy! Go back to work but rap, then you're me.
If I do not work, then you do not exist.
If you want me, say it, huh! Tell me, huh! Poli Eske my feet! I drive subiet against a tree.
That I remember till the day that I She May Be The Reason I Survive The why and wherefore I'm alive The one I'll care for through the rough and rainy years Me, I'll take her laughter and her tears And make them all my souvenirs For Where she goes, I've got to be The meaning of my life is She She Mmmm, she Gosh Walter, now I have something for I'm in love.
Seriously? Yes.
But this is the season that is about.
Yes? Therefore, you benefit.
Ah Goh.
What time is it? I have to go to school.
What do you have? Math.
Allee, rap then.
Yes, say! What about you? Oh What drive.
What is that? Eh This is for eczema.
Eczema? Huh? Allee young!
It was filmed with a mobile phone by a passer-by.
Dahan ahalala ha! Lechelelem ahled.
THEY CALL AT A TIME TWO pop BANG Happy New Year.
Peace to all.
CHIME CHIME Aha! Oh Ha Pff! HE Muzzle LOUD Ah, Conny.
Walter Can I come? Ma knows it no more.
She said: Go with Walter blows.
It is Danny I do not know where to start first.
It's an accumulation of conditions and irritations.
Aha Walter, I can not.
What he never does is let me speak.
If people there are I say something, and he sits right in between.
He feels that not.
He feels that just can not.
WALTER Muzzle LOUD And when I say something, then he looks at me like that: What does she say now? I feel so clumsy cow.
And I'm afraid to say something.
I dare not say anything at all.
I'm afraid, not of others but of him.
From my own guy! That's not normal? That his breath stinks, he can not help it.
That comes from his stomach, but he Personal hygiene has little.
If he could reveal himself once again.
You are sensitive, huh? PULL HIS NOSE ON I know that.
PULL HIS NOSE ON Sometimes I think Danny, he is feeling? For me, huh? For one man is still a man, huh? And I'm a wife, Walter? Ah yes.
Am I so unattractive? You are in the spring of your life.
Walter That is so clean.
I would so like him to me.
Want! Want! And if he sees me, he can not keep me.
And when I see him, that I so Walter! Banging on the door Here is ours?! There he is.
Sorry, Walter.
I visit there.
Walter banging on the door! Open the door! WALTER IS OPEN Loud crash Where is she? She's gone.
What is she doing here? They need to be home! She came All this is not true! Besides, there is no business! No, no, but And then with you! Such a dork.
Yes, but Mind you with yourself, marginally! WALTER TO PULL HIS NOSE Sorry, Walter.
Sorry.
Gosh I do not know what I DANNY SIGH I feel so Is that because it is lighter? Or because the birds return from Africa? I do not know.
And she, she It is true A glass of water? Awel, yes.
DANNY SIGH Somewhere he, Walter, I feel I myself never really did show her.
Sometimes I'm glad I can work.
I am the swift.
But actually I am not fluent, because I write poems.
Did not you think, huh? Yes.
But no.
And Walter I dare not let them read.
And not because I do not want Because I did not dare.
This example.
Allee, it's just a start.
He cleared his throat and spits Lined up.
Smartly dressed.
I wear a knotted cudgel.
But in the shadow of my ego I'm still playing with Lego.
Or let my emotions run wild.
For that I have.
And I hope I agree that they can share And so late steal my heart.
Because you did not think Actually my cudgel Pretty soft.
Allee yes, just one of those things.
That's poetry.
Yes? You're a sensitive, huh? Say, and they? What did she say? Eh booklets on your stomach.
My stomach? Yes, she found it annoying that you had in your stomach.
On my stomach? And you do not let her speak.
Baloney! Allee yes, that says That is really bullshit! It.
And I always pleasant hanging, right? Say! Must also agree not serious? I like to laugh, yes.
Can it?! I work too hard.
And when I get home, yes, I'm tired.
Since I am not ashamed.
Sex is seriously overrated! Sometimes I think, huh All is over.
Life, love, everything.
Walter, you still see a future for us? You are in the spring of your life.
Aha! Doom Then we will give to the antihistamine allergy and BUZZER Nose drops.
BUZZER Ah Duts sir.
You okay? Yes, yes.
And with the motorcycle? Yes Fun, huh.
Allee then Ok, those are the pills.
The nose drops are made.
Within minutes they are ready.
If you want to do now have a message, or something else No, no.
Sir? Eh I can wait.
No, it is yours Yes It is A lubricant for women.
Yes, but that is unisex.
No, but She makes what little moisture.
I think I have an excellent resource for you.
(Can you just take over?) Sorry, I must apologize, but I must But my assistant takes it from here.
Yes? THE STATE OF DAMKAP Well yes The order.
Yes? You tell me.
(Glijmiddel.
) Ah yes.
Lubricatiemiddel.
Goddamn, hey.
Voila.
A lubricatiemiddel.
It is completely natural basis.
So, odorless and tasteless, non toxic, non allergic.
Very good for the skin, it rubs off easily.
You can make as many as you want Few minutes of penetration.
That is 9.
95 euros.
Voila, that's good.
Do you need a bag? No.
BUZZER Tills ring Oh Mr.
Your drops.
They are so ready.
Sorry.
Oh that's nothing, that's nothing.
Take it easy.
Gosh What kept you? I never go there anymore.
What was there, say.
Oh Anyway.
Well We have, drolleke.
We have.
Yes Yes, we have it.
And we will work together to make a brighter day You and me.
And all the others.
Dreamy music Who am I To say you did not love me When I can not remember The color of your eyes The color Sir? Sir.
Okay? Your drops, sir.
CHECK Beep That's 8.
66 million.
How much? 8.
66 euros.
Oh Give me even a tube.
A dog barks Walter! Walter! Oh What What did you do with those two? They just go to the Black Forest.
For a whole week.
And he was actually still working.
So I've never seen.
Walter, Walter, Walter yet Walter! Wow, dude.
START THE CAR LABORIOUS HORN DOES HE HORN DOES HE Hello? Hello? Duts sir.
You have forgotten your SIS card, I'll bring them.
Thanks.
Oh I'll also take off the lens.
I'm just a lost lens.
I'm going to also take off, because I can not stand.
Ah Sorry.
Will not you sit down? No, no.
Or yes, maybe.
Along here.
Oh Haha Oh! Hahaha.
Hahahaha! Wait.
You can fix that on the side.
Ah Yes, here Is a button.
Ah Ah.
Clatter Ho Oh! Haha! Okay? No Eh Yes.
It's just a question of Hahahaha.
You simply Right Voila see.
Lets drink? Eh A white wine? No problem.
Please, a white wine.
Oh I'm bad.
I see almost nothing.
How do I get back home? I know something.
Gosh! I see I-know-not how well.
Haha! But is not that weird? It is clean.
Ha! I'm sitting here now.
The sun A glass of wine Good company.
Allee And you live here alone? Yes.
Yes That is not always bad, just.
And such court, that a lot of work, right? No, nothing.
Weeds let me stand.
Which grows like.
Yes Thus, I have not seen.
So those little flowers, huh Very, very small flowers.
So.
That will leave you standing still? Hahaha.
You not drink? No.
Why not? That is for you, huh.
For if it is empty.
Ha Allee then.
ROMANTIC MUSIC Yes, yes But fit together, what is that? Yes Often, the wrong people the wrong people against.
And then done the wrong thing.
Therefore, you must be patient.
And do you have patience, Walter? During the day, but at night I cry sometimes.
Oops.
That's okay, hey.
Because after that there are other thoughts.
Good.
Or not.
That is good, no.
You're a special person.
You too.
No, I'm just.
Can I wash my hands again? Yes.
Come on.
Along here.
Ouch! It's al .
.
I need a career.
Yes I gotta go pick up my kids.
Yes I've also got uh And your glasses? I might get that bowl.
Ah yes.
You know I sit, huh.
Allee Salut, hey.
Merci, eh! Can I ask one thing? Yes? What's your name anyway? Hildegard.
Hildegard She May Be the face I can not forget A trace of pleasure or regret May be my treasure or the price I have to pay She May Be That Summer sings the song May be the chill autumn That Brings May be a hundred tearful things Within the measure of a day She May Be the beauty Amai, it is still light.
Godverdoeme, hey.
Now they are included in these figures that smoskes anyway! Normally it sits in the entrance.
And I pay so much! Zageman.
But Lets see what an account.
Everything they put out.
And when it was still something.
I was not fat.
Aha! And here.
Lubricant, two euros.
We had them in! I've brought fuck yourself! Marketing Appraisers! Philippe You know what? I do not think I'll take away the next time.
What do we say? Who's driving now so in a village? Zot! Blet it.
Blet it.
You're such egoiiist! Such a sad guy! Go back to work but rap, then you're me.
If I do not work, then you do not exist.
If you want me, say it, huh! Tell me, huh! Poli Eske my feet! I drive subiet against a tree.
That I remember till the day that I She May Be The Reason I Survive The why and wherefore I'm alive The one I'll care for through the rough and rainy years Me, I'll take her laughter and her tears And make them all my souvenirs For Where she goes, I've got to be The meaning of my life is She She Mmmm, she Gosh Walter, now I have something for I'm in love.
Seriously? Yes.
But this is the season that is about.
Yes? Therefore, you benefit.
Ah Goh.
What time is it? I have to go to school.
What do you have? Math.
Allee, rap then.
Yes, say! What about you? Oh What drive.
What is that? Eh This is for eczema.
Eczema? Huh? Allee young!