Easy Abby (2012) s01e03 Episode Script

It's not her fault.
Some people name their babies Nancy.
We had sex on the floor last night.
And it was pretty fun.
Except I couldn't say her name.
For some reason, I couldn't get my mouth around it.
- I did the best I could.
- Oh say it! Say it.
Say my name, I love that.
Fancy! What? You are sooo fancy! Fancy fancy fancy fancy.
Fancy fancy fancy.
- Almost almost - Fancy.
- Almost! - Fancy.
Fancy fancy fancy.
You look good there.
Didn't you say you needed to leave early? Oh yeah.
It's Heartworm Awareness Day.
So I have to bring all the heartworm pills in for all the little furry friends.
Sounds exciting But I have some time.
Oh great! Can we do it again? I just I haven't felt that before.
When you did that thing that you did.
- Oh, Nancy.
- Like in the middle.
It was kind of like Nancy I don't think that's a good idea.
Plus I got like, three interviews today that I need to get to.
- Well, do you have time for breakfast? - Oh I don't eat breakfast But it's the most important meal of the day! Right.
blueberry nut bar? - Nuts are my favorite! - Ah ha, lucky you! What are the interviews for? I could help you.
Uh, no that's okay.
I got it.
You know, I can do an interview by myself.
- Okay.
- I don't need help.
Well, can I have just one more kiss? Yes.
Of course.
Yes.
- Umm uh.
- Nancy Nancy Oh say it again! Nancy, no, it's not like that.
- I meant, Nancy let's go! - Oh no no no - No, see, I meant, Nancy let's go - Like fifteen minutes.
- Fifteen more minutes.
- Fifteen more minutes? - Fifteen minutes, I promise.
- Okay, - but then we have to get going.
- Promise.
Yeah yeah.
Then I'll get on that Broadway bus - and I'll leave you alone.
- Oh, that Broadway bus Hey, what's the emergency? I got your message.
- You're moving out? - Who's the girl? Uh, I'm just dropping her off on the way to my interviews.
Hmm - Did you talk to Carolyn? - Yeah.
I talked to her yesterday when she was at lunch but it sounded like she partying it up.
And then she was supposed to call at 11 but she sends me this weird text.
"I have cramps and falling asleep.
Talk to you on Tuesday.
" Right? Right.
Did you guys get into another fight? - Did something happened? - No! No! Everything was good.
I thought.
Okay, so what did you do? So she's getting in the cab and I say "I'm looking forward to taking some time apart.
" Why would you say that? So that we could miss each other more! Nice.
Very romantic.
So, I call her hotel room at 6 this morning, no answer.
And then at 630.
No answer.
And then at 7, she gets up at 7.
Okay, so maybe you just have the wrong room number? Well, it worked yesterday.
- It's bullshit! - Maybe.
I have to pee.
It's just up the stairs.
It's the first door on the left.
Help yourself.
That's Nancy.
I have got to get out of this before she thinks - she can cheat on me already and - Whoa, wait wait wait wait.
- Carolyn's cheating on you? - Yeah.
I can feel it.
Yeah, but didn't you say that you couldn't stay monogamous forever? So? That was rhetorical.
Uh, and true! Sara, what are you doing? I've got to go to your place.
- No, but what is this? - I can't stay here right now.
- Aren't you going to - Just for a few days.
I was gonna say a night, but fine.
A few days.
Thank you! Big box please? Nice Can you get my water? Nancy! Uh, water.
Wha ? Oh! Oh sure.
Okay Nancy.
Stop.
Please