Ed, Edd n Eddy (1999) s01e03 Episode Script

1
[WHISTLING]
BLLLLT! YEAH.
HEY, JONNY BOY!
HI, EDDY. NICE CAR!
[CHAMOIS SQUEAKING]
HELLO, EDDY.
MAY WE SHOP FOR MEA
IN YOUR FANCY CAR?
KEEP DREAMING, ROLF. HA HA HA!
[NAZZ GIGGLES]
OH HI, NAZZ.
WOW, EDDY! COOL CAR!
HEY, DORK! WHOSE
CAR IS THIS, YOU TWERP?
[TURNS ON RADIO]
[BASS BOOMING] OH! OH!
AAAAH! AAAAH!
HEY, EDDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
JUST BUFFING THE WHEELS.
WHOSE CAR IS THIS, EDDY?
BEATS ME. WHERE'S ED?
I CALLED HIS RESIDENCE,
BUT NO ANSWER.
LET'S HUNT HIM DOWN!
Edd: DO YOU SEE HIM? WHOA!
NOPE.
Edd: PERHAPS WE
SHOULD CHECK UPSTAIRS.
HE'S JUST HIDING.
UNH! GRRR [LAUGHING]
SHH.
DOGPILE! DOGPILE!
[BOOM]
[GASPS]
LET'S CHECK UPSTAIRS.
[PANTING]
[DING]
OH HMM AND I
THOUGHT HAD PROBLEMS.
QUICK! RUN AWAY!
[LAUGHING]
DON'T FOOL AROUND! RUN!
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, CAN
ED COME OUT AND PLAY?
HEY!
NO ONE CAN JOIN MY TEA
PARTY WITHOUT DRESSING UP!
FORGET IT, SARAH.
[SARAH FUMES] HUH?
TELL YOUR STUPID FRIENDS
IT'S MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY!
[INHALES]
GOOD LUCK.
SARAH, STOP IT!
LOOK SHE'S CHANGING COLORS.
HUH! PLEASE, EDDY,
SHE'S GONNA BLOW UP!
CUT IT OUT, SARAH.
EDDY, JUST PUT ON THE DRESS!
NO WAY, ED.
Ed: AAAH! SHE'S LEAKING, EDDY!
SARAH, DON'T BLOW UP!
ALL RIGHT, I'll WEAR THE
STINKIN' HERE YOU GO.
I'M THE QUEEN, AND YOU
ARE MY SERVANTS. NOW
SMASHING HAT, EDDY.
GRRRR!
AS I WAS SAYING, I AM THE QUEEN!
AND WE ARE YOUR SERVANTS.
NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
SHE'S GONNA WANT A THRONE.
A TOAST TO MY BIG MOUTH.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
WHOA AAH!
GET THE DOOR!
[SIGHS]
ARRRGH IT IS
I PRINCE JIMMY!
SHEESH!
WHO WAS IT?
THE FROG PRINCE.
[DOORBELL RINGING] ARRRRGH!
I'll GET IT, MY QUEEN!
PRESENTING THE
HONORABLE PRINCE JIMMY.
[WEAK FANFARE PLAYS]
PRINCE JIMMY HAS ARRIVED!
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
OH, GOODY!
GAMES? GRRRR
I AM A HORSE!
YOU'RE A HORSIE.
HEY, YOU BETTER WIN!
GRRRR GRRRR
[RUMMAGING IN POCKET]
[INHALES]
[PLAYING FANFARE]
GO!
[EDDY YELPING]
UH NEIGH!
WHOA!
YAH!
WHOA!
[PANTING]
[HIGH-PITCHED NEIGHING] HUH?
GO FASTER!
WHOA! NNNH!
NNNNNH!
AAAH!
[PANTING]
GO, EDDY, GO! FASTER, FASTER!
OHHH! ARRRRGH!
OOOOH! AAAH!
[BOTH PANTING]
PRINCE JIMMY HAS WON!
Sarah: YOU LOST, HORSIE!
BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD!
THIS STINKS! HUH!
TO THE DUNGEON WITH HIM!
HEE HEE HEE!
THE DUNGEON? OH,
NO. I'M SO SCARED.
[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
BYE-BYE.
ED! GET ME OUT!
ED! DOUBLE-D!
BRING ME MY FOOL!
OK. HA HA!
THE SPOILED BRAT!
PLEASE, EDDY, PLAY ALONG.
HERE'S THE FOOL!
NO WAY!
HUH?
EDDY'S A GREAT FOOL, HUH, EDDY?
NO!
Sarah: BAD BABY-SITTER!
I'M TELLING MOM YOU
LEFT ME ALL ALONE!
BUT I WON'T GET PAID! OHH
DID YOU SAY "PAID"?
PAID?
I'M HERE FOR YOU, PAL.
[PLAYING FANFARE]
THIS IS FUN!
[BELLS JINGLING]
I JUST FLEW IN FROM
PEACH CREEK, AND, BOY
ARE YOU STUPID!
[GROANS]
YEAH, SO WHY DID THE
CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
TO LAY AN EGG, JUS
LIKE YOU ARE NOW!
HUH.
[YAWNS] [SNICKERS]
AH SAY, EDDO,
WHAT'S A GHOST'S
FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT?
BOO-LONEY!
GRRRR! YOU STINK!
NNNNH
SHE HAS NO TASTE! I
USED ALL MY BEST STUFF.
DON'T GIVE UP NOW, EDDY.
UNH!
WELL?
HA!
HMM
AHA!
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
HERE, EDDY, JUGGLE THIS STUFF.
I'll GET MORE.
MORE?
HA!
OOH! DAZZLING!
BORING!
Ed: HERE, EDDY,
JUGGLE THIS, TOO.
UNH!
AAH!
[BEEP BEEP]
YAAAH AH!
[CRASH]
AAAH!
AAAAH!
[LAUGHING]
Ed: OH, NO. OH, NO!
NAAAH!
AAH AAAAAH!
[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
OHH! OH [LAUGHING]
AAAAAAAH!
HUH!
[LAUGHING]
AW, SHUT
OH
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!
SARAH, DON'T THROW STUFF!
UNH!
[LAUGHING]
OOH!
[LAUGHING]
UNH!
[SARAH AND JIMMY LAUGHING]
I GOT IT! UNH!
I'VE GOT
DOUBLE-D?
HELLO.
AAAAH! IT WASN'T ME.
COME ON, JIMMY.
WHEE! WHEE!
GRAB HER!
PLLLLT! HEE HEE!
UNH!
GRRRR!
Ed: EDDY! HUH?
AAAH!
THERE SHE GOES!
WHEE! HA HA!
[GIGGLES]
OOH!
[LAUGHING]
SARAH! AH WHOA. UNH!
[LAUGHING AND PANTING]
GET HER, DOUBLE-D!
OH, NO. I COULDN'T YAAAH!
HEY, ED! HEE HEE HEE!
[CRASH]
SARAH!
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
MY MONEY!
WHOO!
[GIGGLING]
YAY!
YEEE! OOCHEE!
[PANTING]
UNH! OOF!
YAAAAH!
GRRRR FORE!
WHEE!
HEY!
SARAH, NO BOWLING IN THE HOUSE!
WHOA!
AAAH!
[STARTS MOTOR]
ED!
AAAH! AAH!
EDDY, THE VASE!
GET OFF OF ME!
UNH! UNH! UNH!
OH WOW. WHAT A DUMP.
WE GOT TO STOP THEM!
THINK, EDDY, THINK.
BINGO!
[GIGGLING SOFTLY]
UNH!
BAD DOGGIE.
[INHALES LOUDLY]
[PLAYS FANFARE]
Edd: ALL HAIL THE
GREAT KING EDDY!
THANKS, SQUIRE.
KING? NO KING!
I'M QUEEN!
YEAH, RIGHT.
HUH?
UNH!
MY QUEEN!
AAAH!
I AM THE QUEEN!
YOU'RE A SQUIRT!
OH, NO. OH, NO!
UNH!
OHH
MY MOM'S GONNA KILL ME!
WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!
I HAVE A SUGGESTION.
AHH
Ed: HA HA!
OH [GIGGLING]
YEAH!
HOW'S IT GOING? OOH, NICE WORK!
[LAUGHING]
IT'S PERFECT!
HMM? AAH!
LET'S SET HER UP!
YEAH, LET'S DO IT!
HA!
THERE ALL CLEAN AND FIXED.
YOUR MOM WILL NEVER KNOW. HA HA!
[LAUGHS]
WHOO!
HAH!
YOO!
HEY! OH HMM
[CRASH]
YOU'RE FIREWOOD.
HMM?
HUH?
HMM
HA!
[LAUGHING]
PRETTY BABY. PRETTY DOLLY.
HEY!
EDDY, WE NEED A NEW
DOLLY. WANT TO BE OUR DOLLY?
YEAH. THE DOLLY.
[LAUGHING]
HEY, SQUIRT, WHERE'S
THE TALL DORKS?
[KIDS LAUGHING]
HEY, ROLF!
HEY! QUICK, PASS IT!
COME ON, ROLF, PASS IT!
YOU ARE TOO LITTLE,
EDDY. I MIGHT SQUISH YOU.
YEAH, RIGHT.
[TARZAN YELL] WHEE!
YEAH! WHOO!
YAHOO! WHOA!
UH-OH. TOO HIGH.
AAH!
YAH!
OUCH! OOH! AAH! OOM! OW!
Eddy: YOU CALL THAT A JUMP?
EDDY!
WATCH AND LEARN.
WHAA!
WAA HA HA HOO!
YAAAAH!
UNH!
BRAVO, EDDY!
YOU'VE BROKEN ANOTHER RECORD!
CHIN-UPS, ANYBODY?
ME FIRST!
HEY!
HUH!
COME ON, EDDY.
[STRAINING]
[LAUGHING]
EEE!
I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP, ED.
Ed: OH, YES, YOU DO.
STOP IT!
[LAUGHING]
Edd: A LITTLE BOOST FOR EDDY.
KNOCK IT OFF!
[LAUGHING]
[STRAINING]
[THUD]
YOU'RE TOO LITTLE, EDDY.
I'M NOT LITTLE!
A LOT OF IMPORTANT PEOPLE
ARE SHORT IN STATURE.
I'M NOT SHORT!
BUT I I HUH?
STOP IT, ED! WE'RE THE
SAME HEIGHT, SO GET OVER IT.
I AM NOT SHORT.
BUT WE LIKE YOU SHORT.
UNH!
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO TALL.
I'M NOT SHORT. I'M JUST FINE.
I'M PERFECT!
UNH!
[STRAINING]
Girl: HI, LITTLE EDDY.
HMM?
HE'S SO CUTE!
[KISSES LOUDLY]
SHEESH!
LOOK AT THAT BABY FACE!
HE'S SUCH A LITTLE BRAT.
I'M NOT LITTLE!
GOT IT?
NOT SO FAST, PIPSQUEAK.
HMM HOLD IT, STUBBY.
HMM WHERE ARE
YOU GOING, SHRIMP?
[LAUGHING]
LET'S KISS HIM!
UH-OH!
AAAH!
AAAAAH!
EDDY! EDDY!
OH, EDDY!
Ed: EDDY?
BOO!
HEY!
Ed: WAIT UP, EDDY! HUH!
EDDY!
UNH! UNH!
EDDY!
Ed: EDDY?
NO TALL PEOPLE ALLOWED!
Ed: WE CAN HELP YOU BE TALL.
EDDY?
YOU CAN?
AAH! AAAAAH!
LOOK! EDDY'S SO TALL!
Sarah: ED!
UH-OH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
MAKING EDDY TALL.
I'M TELLING MOM.
I WANT TO BE TALL.
Sarah: COME ON, JIMMY!
AAAAH!
LET'S TRY PLAN "B."
PLAN "B."
[GROANS]
SAY "AHH."
AHH. WIDER!
AHH! EAT THIS.
[GULPS]
[AIR HISSING]
WELL, HE'S DEFINITELY WIDER.
GRRRR!
EDDY! YOU'RE TALL!
AAAAH! UNH!
OOH! OH UNH.
NO TIME FOR REST, EDDY.
THE PLANS ARE COMPLETE.
TO MY GARAGE!
UNH!
Ed: OH, WE ARE IN
SO MUCH TROUBLE!
[LAUGHING]
[PANTING]
[STRAINING]
SAW.
HEAT.
HMM AAH! AAH! AAH!
IT'S NOT DONE YET, EDDY.
UNH!
GRRR
[SPITTING]
[LAUGHS]
OK, ED, THEY'RE READY!
LET HIM IN!
OH!
WAAAH! HMM.
[LAUGHS] SO?
BEHOLD WALKING BRACES!
HMM? [LAUGHS]
Edd: YOU WILL BECOME A
GIANT AMONG THE LOW SET.
DO I LOOK LIKE A CLOWN? HEY!
COME ON, EDDY, TRY THEM ON.
PUT ME DOWN! I DON'T WAN
TO PUT ON YOUR STUPID BOOTS.
BUT, EDDY, THEY'LL
MAKE YOU TALLER.
TALLER?
HMM?
THIS REMOTE CONTROL,
WHEN PRESSED, ACTIVATES
GIVE ME THAT!
AH!
[BUZZING]
HUH?
[GROANS]
NICE BOOTS, MR. INVENTOR
SMARTY-PANTS
AAAAH! YII!
UH-OH.
NICE PANTS, MR. SMARTY-BOOTS.
NICE
CAREFUL, EDDY. THA
BUTTON IS VERY SENSITIVE.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WHATEVER.
COOL!
BRAVO, EDDY!
Eddy: COME ON, BOYS!
WHOA!
CHECK IT OUT.
[GIGGLING]
HELLO, DOLLIES.
UH-OH. EEE!
AAAAH!
HEY, PLAYING WITH FUN!
YOU BIG APE!
BIG! AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
HEY, NAZZ!
YOU'RE LOOKING TALL.
TALL. I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
THOSE SUPPOSED TO BE?
JUST THE LATES
FOOTWEAR. CHECK 'EM OUT.
OHH!
[LAUGHING]
HUH HEH HEH!
5 ALL IN A ROW. JA.
BET YOU CAN'T DO THAT AGAIN.
I'll MAKE YOU
BELIEVE, SMALL FRY.
DO IT! EEEK!
HEE HEE!
WHOA!
NICE TRY, ROLFIE.
[MUFFLED YELLS]
I LOVE BEING TALL!
MAYBE NOW I'll GET SOME
RESPECT AROUND HERE.
IF IT AIN'T TATER TOT.
AND HIS TWO CORNCOBS.
STAND BACK, BOYS.
[BUZZ]
ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
[LAUGHING]
SURE ARE.
WOULD YOU LOOK THEM!
HE'S GOT HIMSELF A
PAIR OF BIG SHOES
LIKE A CIRCUS CLOWN.
WHAT'S THIS? HEY!
LET'S SEE DOES.
NO!
HMM.
[BUZZING]
AAAAAH!
OH, DEAR! THEY'RE
NOT MEANT HIGH.
WHOA WHOA!
[THUD]
[BUZZ]
HUH?
YAAH!
OHH!
HA HA HA. UNH!
OW!
[BUZZING]
[GRUNTING IN PAIN]
GIVE ME THAT!
[BUZZ]
MY TURN!
Eddy: WAAAH!
OHHHH!
UH-OH.
[CREAKING]
AAAAAAH!
[THUD]
COOL!
HI, EDDY!
WAAH!
PUNH!
ED?
[SCREAMING]
OH OH OH
HUH?
[ALL SCREAMING]
AAAAH!
WHOA!
HUH
[SHRIEKING WITH LAUGHTER]
TIMBER!
UH-OH.
AAAAH!
[ALL SCREAMING]
YAAH! YAHH!
[ALL SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
UNH!
[DRINKING MILK]
[BURPS]
OH, LOOK GOOCHILY-GOO!
CUTE LITTLE FELLA.
HEY, YOU KNOW, DOUBLE-D?
HE'S GOT YOUR EYES.