End of the Line (2024) s01e03 Episode Script

[engine starts]
[theme song playing]
[Brazilian country music
playing on the radio]
Hey, its my song! Hey, Vanderson!
That's my cousin, Vanderson.
Do you remember
how we would bang our heads
every time this song came on?
Just like that!
- We were so cool!
- I never liked this one.
He's singing about cheating.
That's not so terrible, is it?
To me, cheating is just like,
as simple as getting a parking ticket.
It's routine.
- It's something I'm familiar with.
- Being cheated on?
No, the tickets.
- Ah.
- I lost count with how many I've got.
- Did it cost you a lot?
- Not as much as the affairs.
This one guy sent me to the hospital.
Those were the days.
It could have been worse,
at least you didn't lose your wallet.
What? Turns out he was a criminal.
After he punched me,
he took my wallet, my watch.
Just talk to my Uncle Elio.
I bet he remembers all of it.
I Oh, speaking of criminals,
Mr. Bang finally helped me
get a permit for the van.
I just gotta go over to the DMV now.
So, I'll set an alarm.
Uncle Elio,
you still have your contact over there?
Are you even here, Uncle Elio?
I swear Uncle Elio, sometimes you act
like an extra!
[theme song playing]
[audience cheering]
END OF THE LINE
[woman] Final stop coming up!
- [chattering]
- [music ends]
I DESERVE IT!
[Sandra] Let's go!
[Alê] I hope they have the coffee I like.
It's absolutely amazing, Sandra.
- You see that? Again!
- Is he in there? He fell asleep again.
[Sandra] Katarino needs to get up.
He's trying to sabotage my bus.
He's going to delay the next one.
On the day that I get recognized
- for a decade of working here.
- Sandra, relax.
Take a breath
and look forward to the happy hour.
I adore happy hour.
I love happy hours with the bus company!
After having a few drinks,
the drivers always know
how to put that engine in reverse.
- [laughs]
- [audience cheering]
[Ivan] Alright, we're here everybody.
[indistinct chatter]
[pagode music playing]
[Sandra] Is he still sleeping?
He's reminding me
of what it was like to be married to Ivan.
That's because he'd take so long
to satisfy me, I'd pass out.
Nice. I see you're still
holding onto that, huh?
As a professional I have to be on point,
as a father, you expect me to be on point.
When it comes to pleasure,
I ask, what is the point?
[audience laughing]
- [alarm ringing]
- Okay. But see, I
I'm prepared when I need to be.
I'm treating this inspection like meds,
hourly alarm.
You better not do what you did
on our wedding day.
- That is?
- Lose the document.
Hey.
Thank goodness you mentioned it
since I almost forgot the document,
then I realized
that I already put it in my pocket.
It's here
I can't believe you did this, Sandra.
- What?
- [Ivan] You know what?
Just look, Sandra.
Because of you the document's all wet now!
When it comes to laundry you have to take
anything you find out of the pockets,
'cause if not, then people will accuse you
of money laundering, like me.
You know what, Ivan?
I've decided something.
Your clothes only get into my machine
with an invitation, is that alright?
Very good. Congratulations.
We're on the same page.
I guess I'm just like our house.
You're You're slowly deconstructing
and tearing me a new one.
- So we're good.
- Won't argue. I'm going through something.
I'm dealing with the inspection.
I have to change the oil,
and the coolant fluid,
and I have that gas problem,
I have a lot to deal with!
Hey, I got some gas relief pills
if you want some. No more farts.
It's not my gas problem!
It's my van Vanilce!
Oh, of course. My bad.
- I was just thinking out loud.
- Of course. Honest mistake.
You're always running around
because you don't take care of anything.
Unlike me.
It's not like our fridge was brand-new.
But it was as good as new.
I only sold it to Marta
because I wanted to upgrade.
You like changing everything don't you?
You had a good husband,
but you want a new one.
Robson's a defective model though.
Listen here.
We inherited that refrigerator!
My mother gave it to me.
It sucked energy, like your mother!
That's why the bill was so high!
[audience laughing]
Oh, I'm sorry.
It was too far. Forgive me, Sandra!
- Sorry.
- Ah, real good one.
- [Ivan] Sorry.
- [Sandra] Please.
I need you to go get the money
from Marta for the fridge.
And Alê, seriously,
- would you wake that guy up?
- Alright, I'll do it.
How can he sleep in such a filthy bus?
I'd be afraid of cockroaches.
Now my van, on the other hand.
I got a vacuum for it,
it's gonna be so clean!
Totally free of all hair,
like a beautiful lad
- And how are you planning to pay for that?
- Huh?
[Katarino] Good morning family.
- Hey.
- Sorry I fell asleep, Sandra.
Alê shook me awake and things got
kinda steamy if you know what
Katarino, that's enough.
Please, that's enough. Down, boy.
- You forgot your phone, honeybun.
- Oh, thank you.
- I'm looking forward to the happy hour.
- I'm ready.
- [Marta] Ivan!
- [Ivan] Oh, boy.
My new vacuum Thanks for holding it.
You have got to stop using my food cart
for your deliveries.
Don't blame me.
We had a problem with the last truck
- being full of holes.
- You mean it hit potholes?
No, no, bullet holes.
The truck is full of 'em.
You know, you got some nerve.
- You owe me cash.
- Mm-hmm.
And you're still here
ordering all this stuff on the internet!
You owe me six shrimp pies, so pay up.
- And you owe me the shrimp for the pies!
- [audience laughs]
You owe us Marta!
We need that money for the fridge!
Yeah, pay for the fridge we gave you.
I'll get right on that!
There's nothing worse in the whole world
- than owing poor people.
- That's right.
- There ya go. I'll pay you.
- Please.
Why don't I subtract what you owe?
- Of course.
- So this is for the coffee.
- Go ahead.
- The bathroom fee.
- Can't forget the hand soap.
- That's
- And some other stuff.
- That's all!
I don't know the point of selling
if you're gonna keep it all. Seriously.
And what I have left has to go to Sandra,
so I don't have to hear her complain.
- Right, Sandra?
- Right.
It's no issue owing money.
Most Brazilians are in debt.
- And rest assured, Ms. Marta.
- Hmm?
You won't ever receive
- another one of my packages.
- [scoffs]
- And that's a promise. Guaranteed.
- [laughs] Yeah.
- For a day. You're lying. Totally lying.
- Never again. Never!
Rejani's bringing the new bag I ordered!
- Oh, so exciting!
- Hmm.
Perfect time for you to buy a new bag
after dealing with a douchebag like Ivan.
- You deserve to treat yourself. [laughs]
- [laughs]
I'm craving a croquette,
provided it's real chicken this time.
- I got you.
- Just one.
- What's up, Rejane? I'm busy eating.
- [Rejane] Hi.
Sorry.
- I swear, Ivan, you're horrible.
- What?
You're crass and rude.
I might be a rude man,
but I'm a great father.
And I'm
My mouth's too full.
[all laughing]
Come on, come on.
I had to spit it out.
I'm taking my son
on a fishing trip tomorrow.
I don't just hand it to him.
I'm teaching him to fish himself.
It's going down at Guanabara.
Is it polluted? Yeah.
But the fish I'm bringing
is wrapped in plastic so
- [audience laughing]
- [Rejane] Hey girl,
- wanna see what I got for you?
- Ah, Rejane! Show me.
Hold on girl, I need payment first.
- Calm down. I've got my card.
- Hmm.
- I'll pay you. I need a card reader
- Bear with me just a second.
Marta, can I use your card machine?
I promise to pay back the fee
however you want.
My sweet Rejane, I'll give you anything.
My machine, or my life
- [grunts]
- [audience exclaiming]
- [Rejane] Credit, right?
- In parts.
Ah, beautiful. You're getting your hands
on a real Rejane exclusive, my friend.
[Sandra] Look it, Marta!
Are we calling garbage fashion now?
[audience laughing]
You didn't see that Rihanna has one,
and now so do I.
Honey, I'd be okay with getting
my own Rihanna. [laughs]
Marta, can you fill this up with oil?
Migué said your cooking oil
might work in the van.
God, Ivan, you are so gullible.
- I'm coming for you, my honey.
- Ah. Oh, my God.
- [Robson laughs]
- [audience laughing]
Honey bunny,
I'm preparing a special dinner
in honor of your ten years here
so we can celebrate you.
- [Sandra] Aw, well
- Ah, dang, Sandra.
Sorry, when dessert comes
it'll be a soft banana.
- [Alê chuckles]
- [audience laughing]
Robson, don't you listen. Thank you.
I've actually got plans though.
I'm throwing my own happy hour
here at Marta's.
- Yup.
- All to celebrate ten years of stress.
Not stress, it's just my job.
Ten years in the same place?
With no opportunity to grow.
Ivan Excuse me, Robson.
- Let's go.
- Do you mean our marriage?
There were opportunities. But you're
saying our marriage was too much work.
- I'm sorry. So sorry.
- Ah. Wow.
You see? It's obvious.
You should've invested
- in someone who is smart and handsome.
- [Sandra] Hmm.
I'm responsible
and my future is promising.
He's got it all.
- [Ivan] Ah.
- [audience exclaiming]
- Awesome. How amazing for you.
- [applause]
What a man.
[laughs]
He thinks I'm jealous of all that?
- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah.
My future's promising.
So you remember I've got it all
and a van too!
Okay? The problem is that Sandra,
not even once
- appreciated how great I was.
- Keep walking towards your van
if you're so great, Ivan.
I will.
- I just cannot be around that man.
- [laughs] Ah, to hell with him.
It's more important that you get yourself
a good blondie later.
- Most important.
- Is that who you think I am?
- What is it?
- It was a long time ago,
just once when I was in school, so hush.
[audience laughing]
I'm talking about blond beer, Sandra.
[audience laughing]
- I can't do this right now.
- Your phone.
- Come on. Let's go.
- Right. There's still so much to do.
I'm ready for this happy hour
to be the best of all time.
But first, let's get busy.
- [audience cheering]
- [fun music playing]
- Ivan?
- Hey, hey.
It's good that this oil smells like fish.
- Why?
- It's good for covering up burnt rubber.
'Cause of the car engine. [chuckles]
Whatever, Migué.
I have something I need to ask you.
I'm super worried
because the internet lies sometimes.
The products will look huge but then
instead of being gigantic, it's tiny.
- Can you believe that?
- I'm grateful.
- Oh, yeah?
- 'Cause when I send nudes,
it's more impressive. Get it?
[chuckles]
But just look at this vacuum.
It's so tiny, I
Do you have a hole
that I can stick my big plug in?
- Ivan. Just like that?
- [audience laughs]
You're not even gonna flirt with me?
Tell me how good I look?
No, my
- Ivan, Ivan.
- Come on, Migué.
- I mean it.
- We may be good friends,
but Ivan, even I have my limits.
You're talking about something
I'm talking about this plug here.
Do you know if there's a place
- at your shop to plug it in?
- Yeah, I do.
- Let's go do it, man.
- This way. I have an adapter.
[Ivan] Cool. I'm sure
we can figure it out. No problem.
Thank you, Migué, you're the best!
[Migué] Come here.
[indistinct chatter]
[Migué] Here.
I do have an adapter cable,
but it's not in the best shape.
You can tell by the end of the wire.
That's fine. It's just a wire,
how hard can it be to fix?
You won't be able to use my socket,
my neighbor might suspect.
- What does your neighbor have to
- [whispering] Quiet.
- [audience chuckles]
- Just shut up.
It's a good thing I've got here.
Stealing their electricity!
- [laughs]
- I can't believe you.
Why don't you plug it in at Marta's?
You read my mind, Migué.
I'll take the cables over.
I need these cables to reach the van.
Then I can do a quick fix.
Hey, Marta,
I need to use your outlet to plug this in.
- Oh, just go ahead and leave me alone.
- Well, good. I'm very grateful.
Do not plug it in next to the fridge,
'cause that will fry everything if you do.
It won't. It's not that weak.
I know this fridge.
It did fine even though I switched
the outlet three times a day.
Just be careful, okay?
- Anyways, please continue.
- Well, I
- [all screaming]
- [Ivan] Oh! Oh!
- [audience laughing]
- Oh, no.
[audience applauding]
You big moron! I'm so screwed tonight.
Would you guys take care
of the smoke here?
There's still a bright side.
There'll be a happy hour.
Let's use the fumes for atmosphere.
You know that we can't!
When Sandra finds out
why her beer isn't cold,
- you're screwed.
- There goes the bright side.
Well I can still see the bright side,
because if the beer isn't cold
I'll bring her to my house
with a working refrigerator.
And I bet you she'll just love it.
[audience exclaiming]
You had better take care of all this
right now!
And you better do it quick,
because I am not serving drinks like that.
Don't worry, I'm going to fix this.
Because there's nothing she hates more
in the world than flat beer
and my dick when it's cold,
'cause it's flat too.
LAPA STATION
[fun music playing]
Hey there baby, I miss you!
Check out this view.
You can tell where I am, yeah?
It's beautiful, just like you,
my sweet princess. [chuckles]
[Sandra] What are you doing?
Ivandro, where is my belt?
Uh-oh! They want us to buckle up
our seatbelts now.
Yeah, flying first class
can be pretty crazy!
[stammers]
Don't worry, I'll see you later.
I love you, princess. Ciao.
- Look, Ivandro.
- [Ivandro] Hmm?
You shouldn't play
with this girl, Ju, okay?
I know that new phone you got cost a lot.
So much, your bank account doesn't exist.
- It's sad.
- Don't be a buzz kill.
I earned that money,
so why does it even matter?
Ever since you began dating this girl
you've forgotten about your mother.
Hey, now come on, Mom. I put dad off too.
I need to tell him I can't go on
the fishing trip because I get seasick.
- And it's actually because of that?
- No way.
- It's cause I'm going to a party at Ju's.
- Yeah? A college party?
I'll tell you right now,
you better not drink and drive.
- Mom! [clicks tongue] For real?
- Of course I am!
It's a keg party, Mom,
why would I even go if not to drink?
[Sandra] Okay, I'm out of here.
I need to hurry back to the bus
so I'm not late.
[Ivandro] Oh, no, Mom.
Did you lie about being pregnant again
so you could pee?
I did. I've done it 19 times this month.
Mom, you can't keep
- I need to grab something. I know.
- You need to hurry.
Hey, hey. Calm down, man.
- What are you doing?
- Try drinking from the fountain.
[audience laughing]
Okay. Is your mom still around?
The bus is parked outside.
- Is she?
- There's something I need to tell you.
- [Ivan] Go ahead.
- [Ivandro] About tomorrow.
Ah, well now that you mention it.
[clicks tongue]
I probably won't be able
to take you tomorrow.
- Are you upset?
- No, I'm
I'll be okay.
Ah, please, Ivandro. Don't be sad.
We'll go another time, alright?
Hey! S-Stop. You need to stop.
Very funny, get the ice. Hey.
Why don't we fill some pots up with ice?
- What is this?
- No time! Find the ice!
- That's the beans!
- [Sandra] Ivandro!
- [gasps]
- What?
Have you seen my green jar of lotion?
It's the vanilla one for my groin.
No!
Wait a second. You
You use that lotion for your beard.
That's only because
I miss the smell of your mom.
- Ugh, God.
- [audience laughing]
- My bad, that's
- [Ivandro] Mom!
- [Sandra] Yeah?
- Dad took it.
He's been putting it on his beard.
- Snitch!
- [Sandra] Is your Dad here?
Forget going fishing
since you know how to kill.
- This is messed up.
- Problem?
- Just grab it all.
- We should take all this too.
- These?
- [Ivan] Those are just snacks.
- But make sure to grab
- Leave those.
this here.
What's a party without bottle service?
- We need to leave, we have the inspection.
- How will we carry this?
No idea.
No, this'll get ripped. [pants]
[Ivandro] Huh?
- No, Dad!
- Good, there's a trash bag here.
- Okay.
- Dad. Dad?
- Hey.
- No, it's fine.
I guess Sandra must've started
buying the heavy-duty ones, huh?
I'll give it to her,
she's definitely flaunting her money.
Move, move. Come on, come on, come on.
- Bye, son. I'll see you soon, yeah.
- No, no!
Dad!
[Sandra] Where is he? Ivan!
Where's Ivan?
I'll tell you, Ivandro,
I have one big craving
and it's got nothing to do with pregnancy.
I wanna punch your Dad.
- Relax, Mom.
- [Sandra] Help me out here.
- Where's my bag? It was here.
- Huh?
- The one for the trash?
- It's not
[audience laughing]
- Where's my bag, Ivandro?
- It's with Dad.
[grunts] Your father is dead!
I am going to kill Ivan. Ivan!
It's all according to plan. There's no way
that we won't get there before Sandra,
then we can cool down the beer
and then we'll make it to the DMV.
God is looking down on us.
[cellphone chimes]
Oh! You better hurry now,
'cause Sandra's calling.
I said God is looking down on us
and the Devil can't help himself from
- [squeals] I didn't want to do that.
- [Sandra] Ivan!
- What are Disconnect it.
- Switching to airplane mode.
[engine chugging]
Ivan,
it's from my deepest intuition
as a mechanic
hat you have
a very serious problem on your hands.
Fish oil isn't good for the van,
and we know that now.
Ah, but at least I'll make
some extra money off you, huh?
You should be thankful
this isn't you, Migué.
- [fun music playing]
- [indistinct chatter]
[chattering continues]
- [Ivan] Hold up! This is Sandra's line.
- Oh, it's Ivan. What are the chances?
- Sandra, what are the odds?
- Don't give me that crap.
- What brings you here?
- [Sandra] Me?
- You're asking that?
- Yeah.
I'll tell you, I'm actually working.
But what I wanna do
is bash your face right in.
Ivan, you better not be taking my bag
to some hussy!
- Whew!
- Ivan's making you feel jealous?
I'm not jealous.
All of this is because I can't stand you.
- Come on! Give that back.
- I didn't I didn't know it was a bag.
It looks like trash.
How was I supposed to know?
- No You see, I No
- It stinks too.
No, it's environmental.
It's just made to look like a garbage bag.
- Wow, great idea.
- Have you lost it?
Ivan, I paid for this purse.
It's from Rejane. It was pricey.
- How pricey was it? This shi
- Huh?
This bag. It's beautiful, like you.
You have to forgive me, Sandra.
- Give it to me.
- No, wait, Sandra.
- Sandra, stop.
- [Sandra grunting]
- [Alê] God!
- You ruined my bag. You better
- Run away now! Move, move, move!
- [grunting]
- Ivan! Ivan!
- [Alê] Girl, not the shoes!
[indistinct chatter]
[fun music playing]
[music stops]
[Ivan pants] I'm so
I'm so grateful we were able
to find these bikes, aren't you?
- [Migué pants] Spare me.
- Oh, God.
We were able to get all the ice
on time for the happy hour.
[Migué] I can't feel my legs.
- [Sandra] Hey, Ivan!
- [Alê] Wait for me.
[Sandra] I'm gonna have to throw
my brand-new bag in the trash!
Don't throw it away,
it would make a beautiful fanny pack.
- What if I throw you in the trash?
- [Ivan] Don't hurt me.
Okay. Sandra, focus
Just focus on the happy hour.
Let's have a few drinks
and forget about these toxic men
- and their dumb problems.
- [Marta] Ivan, took you long enough.
Looks like all Sandra's beer is hot.
- [Sandra] What?
- God!
- Care to repeat that?
- [Ivan] No!
I have the ice here. There's ice!
[panting, mumbling]
- [Ivan] What did you say?
- Gone! it's
- I can't understand you.
- [gasping] It's all gone.
[gasping] It's all gone.
[gasping] It's all gone.
Where did it go?
It's water.
Marta, you were going to put
the beer in the fridge.
Why do we have hot beer?
You wanna know why that is?
Because Ivan was messing with the wires!
- Oh, my God.
- I told you you better find me a new one.
Don't you test me.
- It's your fault?
- [Ivan] No.
- Ivan, first you tore my new bag
- No
- and now you've ruined the beer.
- Hey.
How can I have
warm beer for a celebration?
What if you make it a hot punch bowl?
- I will rip your face off!
- No, no, no!
- Such a jerk! [exhales]
- [Alê] Take a breath.
If you punch him
he can sue you for facial assault.
It's an expensive surgery.
Ivan doesn't deserve such a gift from you.
Could you explain how
we gonna have a party without drinks?
Should we call a clown, huh?
I'll find you cold beer.
I swear to you I will,
on my name, Ivan the van man.
[samba playing]
- Rejane!
- [music stops]
I've just got to get another one
of those bags, Rejane, I'm begging you.
Sell me that one
and I'll have Ivan pay you for it.
My bad. This is actually a trash bag.
However, you're more than welcome
to pay for this too.
- No, no. I'm not interested.
- It's that way, huh? What a leech you are.
- I'm just a hustler. Respect it.
- [Ivan] It's here.
Slow down.
Okay, here. I got you the drinks.
- [Marta] Yeah?
- You bet I did.
- Now it's a real party, huh?
- [Alê] Whoo! Happy hour is saved! Come on!
Would you pass me one please?
Here, I got your favorite, Sandra.
- Look at this.
- It's from our wedding.
Yeah, incredible.
Ah, so sweet, isn't it?
You know, that brand
really reminds me of your wedding.
Cause it's hard to swallow.
[Sandra] I can't with you two.
Whose cooler is that?
It's from Ju's party.
Its a serious relationship.
He's using her box.
- [audience laughs]
- Ivan, you still have to go to the DMW.
How about we get back to the workshop
so you can change the oil?
Oh, my God, the inspection.
- Never mind. I'll deal with it later.
- Just so you know,
I'm expecting you to fix my fridge.
It's that or you give your new one to me.
- You've gone crazy.
- I can't work without one.
I actually wanted to talk to you
about the fridge, you see, I, uh
I understand your goal
was always to have a two-door fridge.
Side by side.
- Would you get to the point?
- We don't have the money.
I don't think I can keep up
with the payments.
- It might be best to give it to Marta.
- [Sandra] I'm done, Ivan.
- [Ivan] Huh?
- [Sandra] I said I'm done.
I think I've finally made a decision.
Before you sell our furniture,
I've decided I'm gonna sell our house!
I am finished with all of this!
- No, you can't, Sandra. No.
- [Sandra] I'm done and I mean it.
- I just can't do it anymore.
- [all chattering]
We are way too poor to sell it.
If we did, it wouldn't be enough to move.
Why do you think
I'm selling our furniture out here?
- I've decided
- Just think.
- No. I don't believe in family anymore.
- [Ivandro] Come on.
- [Alê] Ooh. That's harsh.
- Please, I'm begging you.
You don't have to do this.
Oh, well, then.
So if you want Sandra to sell our house,
you can press one on the remote.
And if you don't want Sandra to sell it,
then press two.
If you did press a button, you're an idiot
because this show is pre-recorded.
[audience laughing]
You all need to stop meddling
before things go too far.
And so, to see what happens next,
skip ahead and tune into the next episode.
- [audience cheering]
- [theme song playing]
[theme song continues]
[music fades]