Family Business (2019) s01e03 Episode Script

Hog Wild

Fuck! We're slowing down.
Shit, shit! Oh, no.
I'll fuck you up.
I'll fuck you up, I swear.
Come on, open it.
Open it, you motherfucker.
You fucking What? What are you doing here? What are you doing here? HAZAN MEATS - KOSHER - Where are we? - Don't worry.
- What the fuck? - Hop in.
I have stuff to do.
Like what? - Going to Amsterdam.
- Amsterdam? - Yeah.
- Why? Enough with the questions already! Call your Uber friend, he'll pick you up.
- I have a long drive.
- What about your daughter? Do you even care? She's leaving today.
Today? Yes, so, please, let's go home and we'll take her to the airport.
Forget it.
That'll teach her to abandon me.
Dad, she's going across the world.
Don't you care? We don't know when we'll see her again.
Stop taking those fucking pills! I have a long road ahead.
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES A big surprise from the new cabinet: Philippe Cendron is to propose new policies.
He is allegedly in charge of implementing a controversial plan.
- The PM and the president give him - Good times.
their support.
Why do you say that? No reason.
Come on, we can share stuff.
We're not talking anymore? The thing about the controversial policy? - Yeah.
- Cannabis.
They're legalizing.
No way.
I've known it for a while.
How? Who told you? I got the info from a very well-connected member of the community.
But I can't tell you who it is.
Enrico Macias.
Shit, I told you.
I'm proud.
Your Dad is in business with Enrico Macias.
In business? Yes, but I can't say more about the deal.
- All right.
- Yeah.
It's a fifty-fifty deal.
- Oh, fuck.
- Fifty-fifty? Stop.
I'm done talking.
I missed all the revolutions.
Cell phones, sushi What's it called? Vaping.
I told you about those, and you told me to fuck off.
Well, I won't be passing on this one.
And your Mom gave me her approval.
Rest in peace, honey.
I'm going to fuck up Enrico Macias.
I'll take his fucking mandolin and shove it up his fucking ass! Calm down, bro.
He's fucking us over.
Do you hear me? He's going to partner up with my Dad.
He won't.
Enrico doesn't know anybody.
He did the job, didn't he? Thanks to him, your Dad is in.
He's in, but we're out.
Stop it.
We're not negotiable.
Go to Amsterdam, do some research, and, please, make up with your Dad, okay? - Don't worry about anything.
- Right.
They need us.
We've got Clémentine.
Okay.
What about Aure? Fuck me! I promised to take her to the airport.
Don't worry, I'll take care of that.
Really.
You and your dad have to be cool.
That's all I'm asking.
I have to go.
Later.
You? Here? Yeah, I was in the area and thought I should come by to see Béné.
Where are my Dad and Joe? They said they had an urgent delivery for a wedding in Hyères.
- Hyères? - Yeah.
- It's 500 miles away.
- Are you sure? Yes, I am.
I don't know, maybe - I misunderstood.
- I'm calling.
No, don't.
He said he had no signal.
He called you to tell you that? My battery was dying, so - That's what he said.
- Really? My plane takes off in four hours.
Everyone's letting me down.
What a family.
I can take you.
I'm not your brother, but that's quality assistance right there.
Thanks.
I'll wait in front.
I'm leaving to far away.
But I'll be back soon.
Keep an eye on the boys for me.
Pretty cool, isn't it? - Beautiful city.
- Are you going to follow me around? What about your sister? It's too late, Dad.
There are no more trains.
I'll just tour the city a bit.
- It's my first time.
- Suit yourself, but leave me alone.
Bye.
You go do your thing.
I won't follow you long.
- This place kind of sucks, no? - Leave me alone, I said.
All right, sorry.
No, wait.
What are you doing? A butcher always tastes his meats.
This is crazy.
Fuck me.
You smoke now? It looks like it.
You're right.
You have to taste it.
Let's taste the meat.
It's strong.
Dad? Dad? Dad? Are you okay? You're so high.
Totally high.
- The faucet, right? - Faucet! Farrah faucet.
Hey.
Sorry, is this kosher? Why are you even asking? This is not Israel.
- I'm just asking.
- So stupid.
I'm just asking.
It's kosher? Fucking vegans.
It's worse than joints.
Don't eat that! He ate it.
It's the worst.
- Shit.
- Not bad at all.
I swear.
Taste it.
Let's go see Aure's store in "Kyo-To" this summer.
Tokyo, you mean? Yes, that was backward slang.
Kyoto really exists in Japan.
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
They must be so confused when they say it in slang.
What are you saying? Nobody answers, they don't give a shit.
Relax.
They'll turn up.
Fuck them.
Traffic's okay.
We can wait a little.
Where are they, Olive? No idea.
I didn't understand a thing.
That's a crazy thing to do today! - Say something, Ali.
- I don't know.
You never know anything.
Come on, pick up.
Hello? Waldman? How are you, my friend? I'm doing well, too.
Listen, I'm calling you to tell you to go fuck yourself.
Exactly, but flexibly.
Yes.
No.
No, because I'm not selling anymore.
There.
Kisses.
- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye, Waldman.
- In your ass.
- Your ass.
What a freak.
You're too much like me, it's getting to me.
You're sensitive.
You're a dreamer.
But I love you.
I love you so much.
Me, too.
I love you, too, Dad.
I love you.
It's wonderful.
Wonderful! I'm hard.
- No.
- Look at that.
- Look at those tits.
- Fuck, Dad.
I'm dick Beat.
I need to go to bed.
I'm off to the hotel.
Well, I'll find one and send you the address.
- Okay.
- Right.
Oh, fuck.
LOVE Oh, no.
My love! I'm so happy you're calling me.
Right, I've tried three times.
Where are you? Out and about.
Why? I stopped by your place and found some half-naked bitch.
What the fuck? No, honey, that's because I I sublet my apartment.
Yeah, right.
No, I promise.
I need money because I'm investing in a very, very big deal.
Something that will change our life.
Are you high? Where are you? Okay.
Time to come clean.
I'm in Amsterdam.
- With my Dad.
- What are you doing there? Aure is looking for you.
Shit.
I let my sister down.
I let my sister down.
You're totally smoked up.
Don't judge me, baby.
I love you so much.
- I said everything to Ali.
- Stop lying.
I said nothing to Ali, but it'll happen.
It'll happen for sure.
Hey! Shit.
Wait.
What's going on here? It's a trap.
I was going to the spa, and then these two whores No.
No spa.
- No spa.
- No spa.
- Two hundred more euros.
- What? Two each, you pay now.
- What is he saying? - He said you must pay No! I've already paid.
Two hundred each.
Come on.
It's Europe's most expensive spa.
Yeah.
What are you saying? I'm saying that I'll pay.
- Are you crazy? - It's dangerous.
No, Dad.
Give it back.
Give it back.
Dad? Wake up.
Are you okay? - Dad! - Take it easy, it's fragile.
Hurry up, guys.
We're almost running late.
It's Joe.
- Hello? - Bro.
My dad is in a coma.
Give me the phone.
- They killed him.
- Shit, Joseph, where are you? Aure! Aure.
He's not breathing.
He's not moving.
Dad is dead.
Where are you? What are talking about? We're in a hotel.
There are dogs No! One dog What dog? No, we're You don't make any sense! The Bulldog! The Bulldog Hotel, in Amsterdam.
- Please come.
- Joseph.
- They killed him.
- I don't understand.
Help me.
- They killed him.
No! My phone! - I'll take your phone.
- No.
- Hello.
- Hello? - What's happening? I didn't understand.
He talked about Amsterdam, said Dad was dead.
What the fuck is he talking about? What would he be doing in Amsterdam? I don't know.
He probably exaggerated.
Call your dad.
Fuck.
Dad? Are you okay? Hello? Hello? Fuck.
- Let's go.
- Where? To Amsterdam.
Come on, Grandma.
Hurry! Ouch.
Are you all right, Dad? Oh, fuck.
That weed knocked me out.
Oh, shit.
No, the whore did.
I'm appalled.
Sorry you had to see that.
I got so scared.
- What were you thinking? - I don't know.
You know since your mother's been gone Sometimes I I feel lonely.
- Very lonely.
- I understand.
Ouch.
You know I'm very much in love with a girl.
What's the? Why tell me that? What's the connection, Joseph? I'm just saying, I'm like you.
It's been hard Don't answer, maybe it's the pimp.
- I'll check.
Don't move.
- How come? Go check.
It's Aure.
- My daughter.
- Fuck.
You're not fucking dead.
Why would I be? I just got beat up.
Look.
Are you stupid or what? Are you crazy? I was worried sick! I missed my flight.
Come on, that's So, you're buddies now? One day you don't talk to each other and the next you ruin my life together.
Not so loud, I have headache.
Moron! Since you're not dead.
Are you crazy? Since when do you hit me? Despite our support, it only takes Enrico to screw everything up? I told you not to talk.
You're the one who talked.
- I did? - Yeah.
You're the one.
Completely blacked out.
It happens.
Now everyone knows Enrico and I are cannabis partners now.
- Cannabis? - Yeah.
Great.
Well done.
What are you doing? Cannabis at your age? You roll joints and smoke spliffs? - Grandma, for now it's just - That's me.
Yes, it's our shop.
He smokes because it's nice Suspicious package at the shop.
What? Bomb disposal, what? Are you kidding me? - Olivier? - What? Did you put my suitcase in the trunk? I didn't touch it, Ali did.
No.
You were carrying it.
I left it for you.
No.
I didn't touch the sneakers.
Shit.
Come on.
TOMOKO Actually, he's fine.
For now Okay, really? So, without the sneakers, you don't give a fuck? "Don't give a fuck"? If I don't have my sneakers, you don't give a shit, then.
You know what? Go fuck yourself, Tomoko.
I can't fucking believe it.
Worst day of my fucking life! Here.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Are the sneakers really lost? Not lost, blown up! It's over.
I would already be in Tokyo if it wasn't for your bullshit.
I know it sucks.
Really, it does, but nobody died, and it's only sneakers.
Are you stupid? I've been tracking the market for 20 years for the right model, and in two seconds, everything goes boom, my life's over.
Remember what Mom used to say? Do you remember? She used to say "If life gives you lemons make lemonade.
" Not to me, she didn't.
That was a test.
She could have said it.
I know it's horrible.
But life might be taking you down a better path.
- Sure.
- Yeah.
Still iffy about the weed? Enough with that thing.
Enrico, really? - I'm the one who brought him in.
- Really? He's a puppet.
I do what I want with him.
Fuck.
Come on, get onboard.
Look at me, I'm a business genius.
I know how it'll go down.
You're a genius with numbers.
Imagine we combine our abilities.
You'll get your stock back in a year.
What are you talking about? Forty grand was in that case.
That's nothing.
You'll be making that in a month.
You throw numbers around, but have you thought about your budget? What? Did you think about stock, real estate, wages, taxes, utilities? Of course I don't know what that is.
That's why I want you with me.
You have shares in the shop anyway.
Whatever we do, you're part of it anyway, just help us develop it.
Okay? Make us rich.
No, I've got to go.
It's all good.
Your phone's off, Virgile doesn't know where you are.
Grandma, how's Dad? He's resting.
- We'll hit the road in 4 hours.
- Okay.
I'm going to fuck myself up to forget about my life.
I'll go visit the house where the kids hid during the war.
Anne and Frank.
Anne Frank is one person.
- Sure? - Certain.
Well, I'll get a quickie, then.
I only have 50 bucks anyway.
You're not doing any of that.
We'll ask around about cannabis.
Done.
I've already investigated it, with Dad.
And? We tested one or two things.
You didn't do shit.
- Right.
- All right.
An old friend of mine could help us.
Really? - Where at? - The flower market.
What's his name? Yohan.
- Okay.
- He's a florist now.
Do we know how he looks like? I haven't seen him in 30 years.
Last time, he was naked.
All right.
Here's what we're going to do.
Olive and I will take this half, you take the other, and whoever finds him, calls.
Yohan? No? Sorry.
We'll never find him.
- Fuck.
- What? Clémentine sends me weird texts.
She wants me to fuck her.
Yeah? Good times.
I'd never do a girl like her.
She disgusted me with her foot file last time, horrible.
Her foot parmesan was cute.
- She's got a je-ne-sais-quoi.
- For sure, she's crazy.
What are you talking about? I was in love.
She used me.
How are you? This is Aure, my granddaughter.
Tell him we were looking for him and that we had questions about cannabis.
Yes.
You and that old hippie, really? He wasn't too bad back then.
Although now he's Time hasn't been kind to him.
To me neither.
No.
What was that? If we don't grow it ourselves, we're fucked.
Let's grow it, then.
It's okay, we want to grow it.
Possible? Forget it, he wants to sell us cuttings.
It's illegal, we can't bring Who cares? How much will we make? Fuck.
Let's not get carried away.
That's 10 grand we don't have.
I do.
And we have a truck.
Why return empty-handed? Quit moving your leg, relax.
- Yeah.
- Why so stressed? Dad's whores? - Oh, come on.
- Get over it.
Sorry.
Shit.
It sucks that we didn't find Grandma's friend.
We didn't find him, all right.
End of story.
Quit bringing it up.
You calm down now.
Don't talk to me like that.
Just making conversation.
I don't give a shit about you.
If you don't give - Don't talk to me.
- Not so loud.
My head is about to explode.
- Can you stop the music? - I do what I want.
What's with him? - Why is he signaling to us? - Exit.
Why are we stopping? You and Aïda? - What? - Stop messing with me.
She texted me that you've been dating for a year.
- Calm down! - Are you kidding me? Easy, bro.
Fuck you! You knew! Fuck! Calm down! - Calm down, you two.
- You're crazy.
We'll deal with that later.
We're not doing this here.
You think I'm an idiot.
"Ali is a nice guy.
He drives us everywhere.
" Fuck you all! Especially you.
Fuck! What's going on here? Nothing, officer, just a family argument.
It's over.
No problem.
They don't look like family.
- Wait.
- Where did you come from? Amsterdam.
What now? Easy, Dad.
Why? What? They've got nothing better to do.
Looks like you had a good time, sir.
So what? - It's a free country.
- Calm down.
- Gérard, honey.
- What? Calm down.
It's fine.
Forgive him.
He's under pressure.
Our butcher shop is going bankrupt.
We are devastated, beside ourselves.
I'm losing my mind.
All right, ma'am.
We'll go ahead and do a routine check.
Can you open it? Of course.
Nothing to hide.
Fuck, Grandma.
What the fuck is that?
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