Fast & Furious: Spy Racers (2019) s01e03 Episode Script
Ghost Town Grand Prix
1 [upbeat rhythmic music plays.]
[engine roars, tires squeal.]
[fast-paced music plays.]
[engine roars.]
- You ready? - [Frostee.]
Hit it, T.
[music and revs stop.]
Move your truck, moron.
[Frostee.]
Starting phase 2.
- [rhythmic music plays.]
- [engine roars.]
How are the diagnostics? [Frostee.]
Running great.
Test the spy systems.
- [Frostee.]
All green.
- This car is race ready! [Frostee.]
I'm bringing you in.
[music fades.]
[Tony.]
That testing area is sick! My car is primed.
Wait until I load your new lighting kit on.
Check this out.
[all laugh and whoop.]
Ooh, I like how that light dances off my sweet new spy watch.
[laughs.]
Looking slick, Frostee.
Back atcha, tiny T! [sighs.]
I could get used to this spy life.
Hey, Cisco.
What's up down there? Ah [laughs.]
Pushing this truck to the limit of changing lanes safely.
[Cisco.]
You didn't feel it.
That was so smooth, I didn't spill my froyo.
Froyo? Where did Ms.
Nowhere say that self-driving button was? Thank you for activating self-driving mode.
- I am now self-aware.
- Whoa! You can talk? That is correct.
I am basically alive.
I was a police officer, and the government inserted my mind into this truck so that I could drive you around.
My name was Sergeant McGuire.
I had a family.
All I want to do is hold my child, but now my hands and feet have been replaced with tires.
I am a monster! Look away! [screams.]
[panting.]
Guys! Guys! Yo, this truck is haunted! [Frostee and Tony laugh.]
Hello! Is everyone there? You need to get ready.
This is the big time.
The show.
Going undercover in a SH1FT3R race is no joke.
Yeah We've done it before, we'll be alright.
Listen, hotshot.
Shashi used his last SH1FT3R race as cover to infiltrate a billionaire's yacht and steal one of the keys.
Whatever those are.
- That's what I'm going to find out.
- Because my man is a - Spy racer! - Please stop that.
Living dangerously! Finding out about the keys! [Frostee.]
Yeah! Gary, did we install the shock seats? You said we couldn't afford them and the froyo machine.
Frostee's song is right.
I am an awesome spy racer.
- I'm gonna win this race.
- Wrong! Your mission isn't to win.
Your mission is to stay on Shashi's tail.
[Ms.
Nowhere.]
At some point today, Shashi will steal another key.
And when he does, you should be right behind him.
The rest of you: search the area and find Shashi's target.
- [rhythmic music plays.]
- [tires squeal.]
[coughs.]
- Nice rig.
- Thanks! We stole it from some rich nerd.
This will be harder than robbing tech geeks.
You're at the big show now.
- It won't be as easy as the last race.
- The race you lost.
Tied.
[grunts.]
Who's that? Santiago.
The best driver in South America.
[Tony.]
Why the parachute? [laughs.]
You'll see.
[Layla.]
That's Scadan.
Recognize him from your adventure at the border? He has a grudge against you for jacking his Yoka.
Frostee, Yoka me.
Mm-mm! [growls.]
- [music plays.]
- What is that? [Layla.]
The Woofer.
She blasts music so loud it can blow out your eardrums.
That's Touge-Dori.
Her tuner takes turns like no other.
She's great at knocking nobodies like you off the road.
Meet Bonegrinder.
And PizzaRave.
- That's so PizzaRave.
- Nervous? Nervous? I wasn't even driving my own car last time.
This race, I'm completely un-nervous.
- [music stops.]
- Dis dis-nervous? Un nerve ed? Bet you're glad that was interrupted.
What's the opposite of nervous? - [rhythmic music plays.]
- [crowd cheers.]
Who's ready to race?! [crowd cheers.]
We got some new blood in the SH1FT3R line-up today.
We'll see if they can hack it.
[crowd cheers.]
Each lap is 25 miles.
More if you get lost in the mines.
First one to four laps wins.
Now get ready for the hottest track on the planet! It's race time! [crowd cheers.]
I've never raced a Toretto before.
Let's see if you can live up to the name.
[Frostee.]
Alright T! You'll head out of town, enter the mines - I don't know what happens inside - come out, there are some switchbacks, jump some dunes, and race back through town.
- Sound good? - Yeah.
What did you say about the mines? [engines rev.]
Hope that thing has a decent roll cage! [hip-hop plays.]
- Here we go! - [Layla.]
Yeah! That's what I'm talking about! [Frostee.]
Tony, you're entering the tunnels.
Remember, you should be tracking Shashi.
Whoa! Time to try out some of this new spy gear.
Ooh, night-vision! Ha ha! Yeah! Now who can see in the dark? Ah! Lugnuts, my eyes! - Whoa! Argh! - Tony, what's going on? [Tony screams.]
[Ms.
Nowhere.]
Remember, you're not supposed to win, Toretto! [Tony.]
Don't worry! I'm not! [Tony grunts.]
[music fades.]
Janey Mack! [screams.]
[PizzaRave screams.]
[Scadan laughs.]
Let's look at some potential targets for Shashi's heist.
- [Cisco.]
What about the bank? - [Echo.]
Nah, man.
What would be in a busted old bank vault? It wasn't guarded in the first place.
We don't have eyes in the mines.
Shashi could pull a sick heist and we'd never know.
Can you get some drones in? I do have some little ones, but they have a limited range, - we'd have to drive them in there - So? Go! I don't want to go in there! I heard the miners hit radioactive uranium, and now there are mutant ghosts! What? Man, you're crazy.
Why is it called a ghost town? Because Oh man! I was trying not to think about why! Just go, fools! The girl is alone in Toretto's hauler.
Perfect! That daft stook stole our rig.
Now we'll steal his.
He'll be whopper bawling before it's all through.
- [Layla.]
Woo-hoo! - [Tony.]
Whoa! [Layla grunts.]
- Yeah, woo-hoo! - [hip-hop plays.]
[Tony.]
Yeah! Let's see what you've got.
You think I'll slow down for some stupid smoke? Think again! [Tony screams.]
[Tony screams.]
Yeah! Whoo! Yeah! Whoo! Took that turn too fast, small time.
Hm.
[shouts.]
Uh Hey team, did we pack a parachute in here? [Cisco.]
No, but I put in spare underwear.
[Tony shouts, pants.]
Ha! - Hey! - Nobody filches my Yoka! [tense music plays.]
[grunts.]
[screams.]
- Whoo! Yeah! - [hip-hop resumes.]
Come on! [Scadan laughs.]
- Your car's turning into a work of art.
- Yeah, well [music blares.]
[groans.]
[laughs.]
[music fades.]
Alright.
Time to initiate Operation Bat Drones.
[grunts.]
Wait, you made drones that look like bats? Creepy, man.
[Frostee.]
They donât look like bats, Cisco.
They'll map out the mine using echolocation.
- We already know where Echo is.
- Tell me you're joking.
[laughs.]
Come on, bro! I know all about sound propagation.
- You think - [whirring.]
[gasps.]
[screams.]
Ghost! Ghost! Frostee, you were right! [laughs.]
Ms.
Nowhere gave me drone cloaking! - Ha! Your face! - Hilarious.
You should have seen But you couldn't see drone because of ghosts! [laughs hysterically.]
[gasps.]
[whirring echoes.]
Okay, now it's scaring me.
Kill Ghost Drone protocol.
You can't kill what's dead, man.
[Frostee screams.]
- [shouting.]
- [Echo sighs.]
Couple of double-O knuckleheads.
Hold up.
Yo Nowhere.
Why aren't these tracks on the map? Let me check.
Gary, why aren't those train tracks on our map? No one uses them.
[Gary.]
You can't reach them from the course.
[fast-paced music plays.]
[Tony.]
Yeah! This is awesome! [Tony.]
First place! Looks like Toretto came to play.
T, I know you're awesome, but you should be following Shashi, - not beating him.
- Alright.
Let me see if I can let him pass me Argh! [Tony.]
Whoa! [grunts.]
I bought it.
- [sighs.]
- [music fades.]
[Frostee.]
Getting data from the drones.
Dang, there are all kinds of paths to get lost in.
Is this the end of PizzaRave? [tense music plays.]
Oh, shnap.
There's another exit from the mine, but it's blocked by a wall of fire.
I can pass him.
It would be so easy to win this thing.
Tony, I've located the target.
It's a train.
Shashi will use a secret tunnel to get out of the mountain.
- You have to stay on his tail.
- I am! You're not living up to the Toretto name, Tony! Dom would be so disappointed.
Sorry Echo, he's totally leaving his outside open.
I gotta pass him.
[Tony pants.]
You just got rope-a-doped.
[Tony screams.]
[Echo.]
Tony, you're off course.
They're heading the other way.
I know! [grunts.]
Er Where did you guys put that clean underwear? Cisco, Frostee.
Get Tony out.
Layla and Shashi are heading for the train.
[alarm beeps.]
What are you doing, big boy? [Muscles grunts.]
Aw, you gotta do this now? Fine.
Want in? Come on in.
Mapping fastest path to Tony! [Frostee.]
He's close.
[Frostee grunts.]
[wheels spin.]
[music fades.]
[coughs.]
You're wedged in good, bro.
I ruined the mission.
Shashi and Layla played me.
[Frostee.]
Good thing you got a crew too, T! [strains.]
I can't reach the frame.
Here.
[Cisco strains.]
Don't drop it on me.
[Cisco.]
Have I ever dropped a car on you? - Not yet, but - [Cisco.]
Just hurry up! - Which way? - [Frostee.]
Follow the drone.
[grunts.]
[both grunt.]
[growls.]
- Ha! - [Muscles shouts and groans.]
[Echo ululates.]
- [Echo strains.]
- [Muscles groans.]
[shouts, grunts.]
[groans.]
You'd better run froyo life.
Ha! [shouts.]
Ah! My brain! It's freezing! Hm.
[exhilarating music plays.]
Locked.
I'm a go.
Right on time.
Extraction inbound.
[panting.]
Locked on.
No, I was first.
Guys, come on.
Layla, let me know when you disconnect.
[straining.]
- Almost - Hey! You said this train was empty.
It's supposed to be.
I'm cutting the caboose.
[strains.]
[Shashi.]
We gotta go.
Go! I'll take care of these guys.
[strains.]
Go, go, go! Layla! Hang on! Don't you drop me! - [Layla screams.]
- [Shashi.]
No! [exclaims, strains.]
[grunts.]
- [engine revs.]
- [gasps.]
I got you.
[both grunt.]
[music fades.]
[sighs, laughs.]
Yeah! Whoo! You alright? I didn't need you.
I was gonna jump off before the cliff.
Oh - Really? - Yeah.
And it was gonna be awesome.
- At least your car is good.
- [groans.]
[coughs.]
You're welcome.
[crowd cheers.]
To call them âmole peopleâ would be a disservice.
They were blind, yes, but in some ways they saw so much more than we can imagine [whimpers.]
[Scadan.]
Toretto! You must be knackered after losing that race.
[chuckles.]
Not at all.
Thanks to Yoka.
- [gruff.]
This stuff is terrible.
- It's an acquired taste.
Why were you following me? - First, you're welcome for saving Layla.
- I was fine.
Second of all, I'm a Toretto.
I didn't come to race these clowns.
I knew there was a score.
I want in on the real action.
[chuckles.]
This is perfect.
I've got a mission coming up that could use the Toretto touch.
[groans.]
Welcome back, failures! Looks like Shashi got the train car and we didn't get squat.
Gary is furious! I understand.
It's tough without proper training.
We should have You blew it! Not completely We put a tracker on the train car.
[Tony.]
We know exactly where Shashi is taking it.
'Cause he's a spy racer! [pop music plays.]
[engine roars, tires squeal.]
[fast-paced music plays.]
[engine roars.]
- You ready? - [Frostee.]
Hit it, T.
[music and revs stop.]
Move your truck, moron.
[Frostee.]
Starting phase 2.
- [rhythmic music plays.]
- [engine roars.]
How are the diagnostics? [Frostee.]
Running great.
Test the spy systems.
- [Frostee.]
All green.
- This car is race ready! [Frostee.]
I'm bringing you in.
[music fades.]
[Tony.]
That testing area is sick! My car is primed.
Wait until I load your new lighting kit on.
Check this out.
[all laugh and whoop.]
Ooh, I like how that light dances off my sweet new spy watch.
[laughs.]
Looking slick, Frostee.
Back atcha, tiny T! [sighs.]
I could get used to this spy life.
Hey, Cisco.
What's up down there? Ah [laughs.]
Pushing this truck to the limit of changing lanes safely.
[Cisco.]
You didn't feel it.
That was so smooth, I didn't spill my froyo.
Froyo? Where did Ms.
Nowhere say that self-driving button was? Thank you for activating self-driving mode.
- I am now self-aware.
- Whoa! You can talk? That is correct.
I am basically alive.
I was a police officer, and the government inserted my mind into this truck so that I could drive you around.
My name was Sergeant McGuire.
I had a family.
All I want to do is hold my child, but now my hands and feet have been replaced with tires.
I am a monster! Look away! [screams.]
[panting.]
Guys! Guys! Yo, this truck is haunted! [Frostee and Tony laugh.]
Hello! Is everyone there? You need to get ready.
This is the big time.
The show.
Going undercover in a SH1FT3R race is no joke.
Yeah We've done it before, we'll be alright.
Listen, hotshot.
Shashi used his last SH1FT3R race as cover to infiltrate a billionaire's yacht and steal one of the keys.
Whatever those are.
- That's what I'm going to find out.
- Because my man is a - Spy racer! - Please stop that.
Living dangerously! Finding out about the keys! [Frostee.]
Yeah! Gary, did we install the shock seats? You said we couldn't afford them and the froyo machine.
Frostee's song is right.
I am an awesome spy racer.
- I'm gonna win this race.
- Wrong! Your mission isn't to win.
Your mission is to stay on Shashi's tail.
[Ms.
Nowhere.]
At some point today, Shashi will steal another key.
And when he does, you should be right behind him.
The rest of you: search the area and find Shashi's target.
- [rhythmic music plays.]
- [tires squeal.]
[coughs.]
- Nice rig.
- Thanks! We stole it from some rich nerd.
This will be harder than robbing tech geeks.
You're at the big show now.
- It won't be as easy as the last race.
- The race you lost.
Tied.
[grunts.]
Who's that? Santiago.
The best driver in South America.
[Tony.]
Why the parachute? [laughs.]
You'll see.
[Layla.]
That's Scadan.
Recognize him from your adventure at the border? He has a grudge against you for jacking his Yoka.
Frostee, Yoka me.
Mm-mm! [growls.]
- [music plays.]
- What is that? [Layla.]
The Woofer.
She blasts music so loud it can blow out your eardrums.
That's Touge-Dori.
Her tuner takes turns like no other.
She's great at knocking nobodies like you off the road.
Meet Bonegrinder.
And PizzaRave.
- That's so PizzaRave.
- Nervous? Nervous? I wasn't even driving my own car last time.
This race, I'm completely un-nervous.
- [music stops.]
- Dis dis-nervous? Un nerve ed? Bet you're glad that was interrupted.
What's the opposite of nervous? - [rhythmic music plays.]
- [crowd cheers.]
Who's ready to race?! [crowd cheers.]
We got some new blood in the SH1FT3R line-up today.
We'll see if they can hack it.
[crowd cheers.]
Each lap is 25 miles.
More if you get lost in the mines.
First one to four laps wins.
Now get ready for the hottest track on the planet! It's race time! [crowd cheers.]
I've never raced a Toretto before.
Let's see if you can live up to the name.
[Frostee.]
Alright T! You'll head out of town, enter the mines - I don't know what happens inside - come out, there are some switchbacks, jump some dunes, and race back through town.
- Sound good? - Yeah.
What did you say about the mines? [engines rev.]
Hope that thing has a decent roll cage! [hip-hop plays.]
- Here we go! - [Layla.]
Yeah! That's what I'm talking about! [Frostee.]
Tony, you're entering the tunnels.
Remember, you should be tracking Shashi.
Whoa! Time to try out some of this new spy gear.
Ooh, night-vision! Ha ha! Yeah! Now who can see in the dark? Ah! Lugnuts, my eyes! - Whoa! Argh! - Tony, what's going on? [Tony screams.]
[Ms.
Nowhere.]
Remember, you're not supposed to win, Toretto! [Tony.]
Don't worry! I'm not! [Tony grunts.]
[music fades.]
Janey Mack! [screams.]
[PizzaRave screams.]
[Scadan laughs.]
Let's look at some potential targets for Shashi's heist.
- [Cisco.]
What about the bank? - [Echo.]
Nah, man.
What would be in a busted old bank vault? It wasn't guarded in the first place.
We don't have eyes in the mines.
Shashi could pull a sick heist and we'd never know.
Can you get some drones in? I do have some little ones, but they have a limited range, - we'd have to drive them in there - So? Go! I don't want to go in there! I heard the miners hit radioactive uranium, and now there are mutant ghosts! What? Man, you're crazy.
Why is it called a ghost town? Because Oh man! I was trying not to think about why! Just go, fools! The girl is alone in Toretto's hauler.
Perfect! That daft stook stole our rig.
Now we'll steal his.
He'll be whopper bawling before it's all through.
- [Layla.]
Woo-hoo! - [Tony.]
Whoa! [Layla grunts.]
- Yeah, woo-hoo! - [hip-hop plays.]
[Tony.]
Yeah! Let's see what you've got.
You think I'll slow down for some stupid smoke? Think again! [Tony screams.]
[Tony screams.]
Yeah! Whoo! Yeah! Whoo! Took that turn too fast, small time.
Hm.
[shouts.]
Uh Hey team, did we pack a parachute in here? [Cisco.]
No, but I put in spare underwear.
[Tony shouts, pants.]
Ha! - Hey! - Nobody filches my Yoka! [tense music plays.]
[grunts.]
[screams.]
- Whoo! Yeah! - [hip-hop resumes.]
Come on! [Scadan laughs.]
- Your car's turning into a work of art.
- Yeah, well [music blares.]
[groans.]
[laughs.]
[music fades.]
Alright.
Time to initiate Operation Bat Drones.
[grunts.]
Wait, you made drones that look like bats? Creepy, man.
[Frostee.]
They donât look like bats, Cisco.
They'll map out the mine using echolocation.
- We already know where Echo is.
- Tell me you're joking.
[laughs.]
Come on, bro! I know all about sound propagation.
- You think - [whirring.]
[gasps.]
[screams.]
Ghost! Ghost! Frostee, you were right! [laughs.]
Ms.
Nowhere gave me drone cloaking! - Ha! Your face! - Hilarious.
You should have seen But you couldn't see drone because of ghosts! [laughs hysterically.]
[gasps.]
[whirring echoes.]
Okay, now it's scaring me.
Kill Ghost Drone protocol.
You can't kill what's dead, man.
[Frostee screams.]
- [shouting.]
- [Echo sighs.]
Couple of double-O knuckleheads.
Hold up.
Yo Nowhere.
Why aren't these tracks on the map? Let me check.
Gary, why aren't those train tracks on our map? No one uses them.
[Gary.]
You can't reach them from the course.
[fast-paced music plays.]
[Tony.]
Yeah! This is awesome! [Tony.]
First place! Looks like Toretto came to play.
T, I know you're awesome, but you should be following Shashi, - not beating him.
- Alright.
Let me see if I can let him pass me Argh! [Tony.]
Whoa! [grunts.]
I bought it.
- [sighs.]
- [music fades.]
[Frostee.]
Getting data from the drones.
Dang, there are all kinds of paths to get lost in.
Is this the end of PizzaRave? [tense music plays.]
Oh, shnap.
There's another exit from the mine, but it's blocked by a wall of fire.
I can pass him.
It would be so easy to win this thing.
Tony, I've located the target.
It's a train.
Shashi will use a secret tunnel to get out of the mountain.
- You have to stay on his tail.
- I am! You're not living up to the Toretto name, Tony! Dom would be so disappointed.
Sorry Echo, he's totally leaving his outside open.
I gotta pass him.
[Tony pants.]
You just got rope-a-doped.
[Tony screams.]
[Echo.]
Tony, you're off course.
They're heading the other way.
I know! [grunts.]
Er Where did you guys put that clean underwear? Cisco, Frostee.
Get Tony out.
Layla and Shashi are heading for the train.
[alarm beeps.]
What are you doing, big boy? [Muscles grunts.]
Aw, you gotta do this now? Fine.
Want in? Come on in.
Mapping fastest path to Tony! [Frostee.]
He's close.
[Frostee grunts.]
[wheels spin.]
[music fades.]
[coughs.]
You're wedged in good, bro.
I ruined the mission.
Shashi and Layla played me.
[Frostee.]
Good thing you got a crew too, T! [strains.]
I can't reach the frame.
Here.
[Cisco strains.]
Don't drop it on me.
[Cisco.]
Have I ever dropped a car on you? - Not yet, but - [Cisco.]
Just hurry up! - Which way? - [Frostee.]
Follow the drone.
[grunts.]
[both grunt.]
[growls.]
- Ha! - [Muscles shouts and groans.]
[Echo ululates.]
- [Echo strains.]
- [Muscles groans.]
[shouts, grunts.]
[groans.]
You'd better run froyo life.
Ha! [shouts.]
Ah! My brain! It's freezing! Hm.
[exhilarating music plays.]
Locked.
I'm a go.
Right on time.
Extraction inbound.
[panting.]
Locked on.
No, I was first.
Guys, come on.
Layla, let me know when you disconnect.
[straining.]
- Almost - Hey! You said this train was empty.
It's supposed to be.
I'm cutting the caboose.
[strains.]
[Shashi.]
We gotta go.
Go! I'll take care of these guys.
[strains.]
Go, go, go! Layla! Hang on! Don't you drop me! - [Layla screams.]
- [Shashi.]
No! [exclaims, strains.]
[grunts.]
- [engine revs.]
- [gasps.]
I got you.
[both grunt.]
[music fades.]
[sighs, laughs.]
Yeah! Whoo! You alright? I didn't need you.
I was gonna jump off before the cliff.
Oh - Really? - Yeah.
And it was gonna be awesome.
- At least your car is good.
- [groans.]
[coughs.]
You're welcome.
[crowd cheers.]
To call them âmole peopleâ would be a disservice.
They were blind, yes, but in some ways they saw so much more than we can imagine [whimpers.]
[Scadan.]
Toretto! You must be knackered after losing that race.
[chuckles.]
Not at all.
Thanks to Yoka.
- [gruff.]
This stuff is terrible.
- It's an acquired taste.
Why were you following me? - First, you're welcome for saving Layla.
- I was fine.
Second of all, I'm a Toretto.
I didn't come to race these clowns.
I knew there was a score.
I want in on the real action.
[chuckles.]
This is perfect.
I've got a mission coming up that could use the Toretto touch.
[groans.]
Welcome back, failures! Looks like Shashi got the train car and we didn't get squat.
Gary is furious! I understand.
It's tough without proper training.
We should have You blew it! Not completely We put a tracker on the train car.
[Tony.]
We know exactly where Shashi is taking it.
'Cause he's a spy racer! [pop music plays.]