Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (2004) s01e03 Episode Script

- SO, AFTER MAC ABANDONED ME AT FOSTERS, I WAS BEYOND REMORSE.
- HEY.
I WASN'T HAPPY EITHER.
- AND I WAS ALMOST ADOPTED BY THIS CRAZY LITTLE GIRL WHO KEPT CALLING ME TIFFANY.
- BUT HEY.
I SHOWED UP JUS IN TIME AND SAVED THE DAY.
- SO THIS CRAZY GIRL LEFT EMPTY-HANDED.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN WANT DUCHESS! - MAN, SHE LOOKS REALLY MAD.
HEY, THAT'S MY BROTHER TERRANCE! - AND HE'S TALKING TO DUCHESS! - THAT MUST HAVE BEEN WHEN THEY TEAMED UP TO KEEP ME FROM GETTING TO FOSTERS THE NEXT DAY! - AND SO YOU ABANDONED ME AGAIN.
THANKS - NO, I [SIGHS.]
JUST WATCH.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP LET ME GO, TERRENCE.
I NEED TO GO.
- WHERE, TO THAT FREAKY WEIRDO HOUSE WITH ALL THOSE FREAKY WEIRDOS? OH, YEAH.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT.
IMAGINARY FRIENDS UP FOR ADOPTION.
IN FACT, THERE'S ONE THERE THAT I GOT MY EYE ON, A CUTE, FRIENDLY, FUNNY-- - BLOO! - HOW'D YOU KNOW? - WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? - BECAUSE.
- WHAT DO YOU CARE IF I STILL HAVE AN IMAGINARY FRIEND? - BECAUSE.
- WELL, YOUR PLAN WON'T WORK BECAUSE THEY ONLY ADOP TO NICE KIDS, NOT JERKS.
- GOLLY SHUCKS, MAC.
YOU THINK I'M A JERK? I JUST WANT TO ADOPT A FRIEND THAT I CAN HUG AND SQUEEZE TILL HE GOES FROM BLUE TO BLACK AND BLUE.
HA HA HA! HA HA HA! [KNOCK ON DOOR.]
[SNAP.]
- [ROAR.]
[DOOR OPENS.]
[DOOR CLOSES.]
- WHO'S A VICIOUS MONSTER? WHO'S A GOOD EXTREMOSAUR? THAT'S RIGHT.
WHO DID A GOOD JOB? WHO'S A GOOD BOY? THAT'S RIGHT.
NOW COME OUT.
COME ON.
MOMMY HAS ONE MORE JOB FOR YOU.
YES, SHE DOES.
HA HA! BWAH HA HA! BWAH HA HA! BLOO! - HE'S GONE, MAC.
HE'S-- - BEEN ADOPTED! - YEAH, YEAH.
I KNOW.
WHO CARES? - MAC! YOU HEARTLESS JERK.
SORRY.
SORRY.
NO.
I'M NOT SORRY.
IS THAT OK THAT I'M NOT SORRY? - IT'S FINE.
NOW LOOK.
WE GO TO TRY TO GET HIM BACK BECAUSE-- - [SQUAWKING GIBBERISH.]
- YOU GO, GIRL.
- [SQUAWKING.]
- I ASSUME THAT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH, "IF YOU'RE GONNA SHOW UP LATE, "YOU HAVE TO ACCEP THE CONSEQUENCES.
"YOUR FRIEND MAY HAVE BEEN ADOPTED, AND YOU CAN'T GET HIM BACK AND RESPONSIBILITY AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH," BUT THAT'S JUST IT.
I'M LATE BECAUSE THE KID WHO ADOPTED BLOO IS A TOTAL JERK BECAUSE-- - MASTER MAC! THE YOUNG MAN WHO ADOPTED BLOO IS BY NO MEANS A JERK-- EXCUSE ME-- A JUVENILE DELINQUENT.
HE WAS, IN FACT, ONE OF THE MOST WELL-BEHAVED CHILDREN I HAVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF DEALING WITH, AND FURTHERMORE, IF YOU'RE GOING TO COME IN LATE, YOU MUST ACCEPT THAT-- - WE'VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THAT.
- WHAT? WHO? - COCO.
SHE EXPLAIN.
- AND MASTER MAC UNDERSTOOD HER? - YEAH.
WELL, HE IS A SMART KID.
- SI.
HE CREATE BLOO.
HE HAS GOOD HEAD ON SHOULDERS.
- MOST IMPRESSIVE.
I GUESS THE CHILD IS QUITE BRIGHT.
- OH, YEAH.
- SI.
- COCO.
- TOTALLY.
- HMM.
- YEP.
- MUY BUENO.
- COCO.
- I'LL SAY.
- AH.
- SURE IS.
- IT'S TRUE.
- COCO.
- RIGHT.
- HMM.
- YES! FINE.
WE GOT IT.
I'M A SUPER SMART KID, OK? GREAT, BU THERE'S ONE THING I CAN'T FIGURE OUT.
I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT BLOO WAS NOT ADOPTED BY A NICE KID, BUT INSTEAD, HE WAS ADOPTED BY MY HORRIBLE OLDER BROTHER TERRENCE, WHO LOCKED ME IN A CLOSET ALL DAY SO HE COULD COME HERE AND GET BLOO.
THE PROBLEM IS, TERRENCE IS STUPID-- NOT JUST STUPID STUPID, BUT REALLY STUPID.
HE'D NEVER BE ABLE TO DEVISE A PLAN LIKE THIS.
SO HE MUST BE WORKING WITH SOMEBODY, SOMEBODY WHO COULD AND WOULD WAN TO GET RID OF BLOO ONCE AND FOR ALL, BUT WHAT I CAN' FIGURE OUT IS WHO.
WHO WOULD WAN TO GET RID OF BLOO? - DUCHESS! - PSST.
PSST.
HEY, UH, WE'RE HERE.
HEY! I GOT-- - YES, YES.
I HEARD YOU.
NOW INTRODUCE ME LIKE WE PLANNED.
- SO, BLOOFUS, PREPARE TO COME FACE TO FACE WITH YOUR DOOM.
- SURPRISE.
I BET YOU NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED IT WAS ME WHO WAS BEHIND THIS LITTLE SCHEME THE ENTIRE TIME.
- UH, NO.
NO, I WOULDN'T.
WHO ARE YOU, AGAIN? I KNOW YOU LIVE AT THE HOUSE, BUT IS IT QUEENIE? PRINCESS? - IT'S DUCHESS! DUCHESS! AND YOU HAVE FOILED MY PLANS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
- UH, YEAH.
I'M REALLY SORRY, BUT FOILING PLANS? I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
- ADOPTION, ADOPTION, ADOPTION! YOU RUINED MY CHANCES OF BEING ADOPTED AND FINALLY GETTING OUT OF THAT DUMP.
- OH, RIGHT.
THE BRATTY LITTLE GIRL WHO CALLED ME TIFFANY? YEAH.
SHE WANTED ME AND DIDN'T WANT-- THAT WAS YOU? OH, MAN.
I'M REALLY SORRY.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
REALLY.
- WELL, REGARDLESS, I HAVE A PLAN TO ENSURE THAT YOU WILL BE FORGOTTEN FOREVERMORE, AND WHEN YOU ARE GONE, EVERYONE WILL SAY, "BLOO WHO?" - SO I WON'T BE FORGOTTEN? - YES.
I MEAN, NO.
YOU WILL BE.
YOU WILL BE FORGOTTEN.
- HOLD ON.
IF EVERYONE IS SAYING, "BLOO HOO," THAT MEANS THEY'RE CRYING, RIGHT, AND THAT MEANS THEY OBVIOUSLY REMEMBER ME, SO I WON'T BE FORGOTTEN.
- RIGHT, BECAUSE IF THEY'RE CRYING, THEY MUST MISS YOU, AND TO MISS YOU, THEY HAVE TO REMEMBER YOU.
SO THEY'LL REMEMBER TO NOT FORGET? - NO, NO.
YOU HAD IT.
YOU CAN' FORGET WHAT YOU REMEMBER, SO-- - NO! WHAT I MEAN WAS "BLOO WHO," AS IN "WHO IS THAT?" OR "WHO ARE YOU?" NOT "HOO" LIKE IN CRYING, BUT "WHO"-- OH, JUST FORGET IT.
I JUST DON'T LIKE YOU, SO I'M GOING TO GET RID OF YOU, OK? - NO, NOT O--WHOA! - AWESOME! THAT IS SO COOL.
- IT GETS COOLER.
[SNAP.]
- [ROARING.]
- RAD! - SIC HIM.
[SNAP.]
- AAAAH! [LAUGHTER.]
- WOO HOO HOO! YEAH.
- GOOD-BYE, MAC.
GOOD-BYE FOREVER.
- SHUT UP.
I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK.
- MAC! OH.
EXCUSE ME.
- [ROAR.]
- HA HA HA! NICE UNICORNS, LADIES.
WHOA! - ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
LET'S BLOO THIS.
- OH, MAN.
I'M SORRY.
THAT WAS NOT OK.
- MUY STINKO.
- COCO.
- HA HA! LAME.
THAT'S EVEN MORE STUPIDER THAN ME.
- HE'S RIGHT.
"LET'S BLOO THIS"? COME ON, MAN.
THAT IS REALLY STU-- - [ROAR.]
- AAAAH! - AAAAH! - AAH! AAH! - COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO CO! - THAT'S IT.
GOOD BOY.
GET RID OF THEM ALL.
THE LESS COMPETITION, THE BETTER, I ALWAYS SAY.
- WILT! DO SOMETHING! - SORRY.
I CAN'T.
IS THAT OK? - COCO! HELP! - COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO! - EDUARDO! BE A HERO! - NO.
YOU LOCO.
HE'S TOO SCARY.
- MAC! - THAT'S IT.
- MAC, ARE YOU CRAZY? - NO.
TRUSTME.
IHAVEAN IDEA.
WATCHTHIS.
HELP! HELP! HELP! - OH, BRILLIANT.
- HELP! HELP! OH, HELP! - RRAAAARRRGH! OH! OH, SENOR MAC.
I SO SCARED.
THE MONSTER, HE TOSS YOU AROUND, BUT I SAVE YOU, YES? I AM HERO.
- EDUARDO, LOOK OUT.
- WHOA.
- QUITE.
I HAD NO IDEA IT DID THAT.
HOW DELICIOUS.
- WILT! - YEAH? - I HAVE AN IDEA.
LISTEN.
EDUARDO--THE TENTACLES, WILT--THE BOMBS.
COCO! NO, NO.
THAT'S GOOD.
KEEP DOING THAT.
- COCO COCO COCO.
- REMEMBER ME, THE ONE IN DANGER? THINK YOU MIGHT WANT TO HELP? - WE ARE.
NOW COME ON, GUYS.
LET'S - DON'T YOU DARE SAY-- - DO THIS.
DO THIS, OK? HAPPY? LET'S DO THIS? - IT'S STILL A STUPID THING TO SAY.
[MUFFLED EXPLOSION.]
- THAT WAS AWESOME.
[MUFFLED EXPLOSION.]
[MUFFLED EXPLOSIONS.]
- THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE.
THEY'RE RUINING MY PLAN.
SOMETHING MUST BE DONE.
WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
DO SOMETHING! - SHUT UP, WILL YOU? I'M TRYING TO WATCH THIS.
- HOORAY! YAY! WE WON! YES! HOORAH! - I TOLD YOU YOU WERE SMART.
- SI.
EL ES INTELIGENTE.
- COCO COCO CO.
- I'LL SAY.
- SI.
- COCO.
- UH, GUYS - THAT WAS AMAZING.
- QUITE.
- I TOLD YOU HE WAS SMART.
- NO DOUBT.
- INDEED.
- SI.
- COCO.
- UH, GUYS-- - GENIUS.
- POSSIBLY.
- MM-HMM.
- SI.
- COCO.
- GUYS! GUYS! MAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY? I THINK YOU'RE FORGETTING SOMETHING.
- HELP! [VIDEO GAME FOSTER'S THEME AND PAC-MAN SOUNDS.]
- WELL, COME ON, MR.
SMARTYPANTS.
- WHAT? OH, RIGHT.
UM [TERRENCE AND DUCHESS LAUGHING.]
PTOO.
HEY, ISN'T THIS HOW THIS WHOLE THING STARTED? - YEAH, ALL EXCEPT FOR-- - WAIT! STOP! I JUST WANT TO PUNCH YOU! - JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.
- WE NEED TO SPLIT UP.
- NOW IS THE TIME YOU PICK TO ABANDON ME? - WHAT? NO.
SPLIT UP.
YOU GO LEFT.
I GO RIGHT.
- OH.
- OOH! WHERE IS THE BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAM? - AAAAAAAAAH! - AH, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
OH, NO.
- TELL IT TO STOP.
TELL IT TO STOP.
TELL IT TO STOP.
- OH, VERY WELL.
STOP! - COCO.
- WHOA.
THAT'S NOT COOL.
- HOW DO I EXPLAIN THAT TO MY MOM? - DON'T BE SORRY.
IT'S OK.
LOOK.
- [GROWLS.]
PTOO! - I GUESS EXTREMOSAURUSES DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A TASTE FOR SOMETHING SO SPOILED - ROTTEN.
I AM SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU, MASTER MAC.
YOU WERE QUITE RIGHT.
YOUR BROTHER IS BY ALL MEANS A BIG JERK.
- BUT DON'T WORRY.
WE TOOK CARE OF HIM.
- YOUSE THINKS WE'RE GIRLIE, HUH? - AND AS FOR YOU, I FEEL THE ONLY SUITABLE PUNISHMENT IS THAT YOU - SEND HER AWAY.
SEND HER AWAY.
SEND HER AWAY.
- SEND ME AWAY.
SEND ME AWAY.
SEND ME AWAY.
- STAY HERE.
- AW.
WHY? - AW.
WHY? - BECAUSE I CANNOT THINK OF A MORE TORTUROUS EXPERIENCE THAN HAVING TO LIVE IN A HOME THAT YOU DESPISE SO VERY MUCH.
- UGH! - UGH! - WELL, I SEE THAT YOU'RE BOTH STARTING TO SEE EYE TO EYE.
- UH-UH.
- UH-UH.
- UM, MR.
HERRIMAN? WHAT ABOUT BLOO? - MASTER MAC, YOU ARE TRULY DEDICATED TO YOUR FRIEND AND THE FRIENDS OF FOSTER'S, AS WELL.
YOU HAVE SOUGHT TO LOOK AFTER THEM AND TREAT THEM AS YOUR OWN, AND FOR THAT, WE THANK YOU, AND IN AS MUCH AS WE ARE ALL IN YOUR DEB FOR PREVENTING WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN A DREADFUL OCCURRENCE WITH A HORRIBLE OUTCOME, I AM SORRY TO SAY THAT THE RULES-- - RULES, SCHMULES.
HE'S A GREA KID WITH AN AWESOME FRIEND.
LET HIM STAY.
- "RULES, SCHMULES"? "RULES, SCHMULES"? WHY, MISS FRANCES, I'VE NEVER.
- BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
- I MEAN, NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
- YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY SOMETIMES.
CAN'T YOU GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL THA RULES WERE MADE TO BE BROKEN? - RULES WERE MADE TO BE FOLLOWED.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE.]
[FOOTSTEPS.]
- MADAME FOSTER! YOU'RE ALIVE! - HUH? WELL, OF COURSE I'M ALIVE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? - WELL, IT'S JUST THA I'VE BEEN HERE A FEW DAYS AND I NEVER SAW YOU, SO I JUST FIGURED-- - IT TAKES ME A WHILE TO GET DOWN THE STEPS, OK? I AM OLD! - SEE? - OH, AND TALK ABOUT STEPS.
THIS PLACE IS A MADHOUSE.
IT'S CRAZY--STEPS, STEPS, HALLWAYS, HALLWAYS.
I GOT LOST IN A HALLWAY FOR A WEEK ONCE.
HAD TO SURVIVE ON TOOTHPASTE AND ACORNS, BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? SO I HEAR YOU GO A PROBLEM, HUH? OKEY DOKEY.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK HERE.
OH, YEP.
YOU GOT IT.
I HAVEN'T SEEN AN IMAGINATION AS PURE AS THA SINCE, WELL ME! HA HA HA! OH, BUT YEAH.
YOU'RE A GOOD KID, MY DEAR.
THE LOVE YOU HAVE FOR YOUR FRIEND AND, WELL, ALL THESE FRIENDS IS WONDERFUL.
IT'S SIMPLY WONDERFUL.
I LIKE YOU.
I REALLY DO.
NOW LET'S SEE ABOUT YOUR LITTLE FRIEND HERE.
WELL, LOOK AT YOU.
HA HA! AREN'T YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL.
YOU'RE SO PURE, SO SIMPLE, AND YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND.
PLUS, YOU'RE SO CUTE, I JUST WANT TO SQUEEZE YOU! SQUEEZE YOU! - YOU'RE CRUSHING ME.
- HA HA HA! AND FUNNY, TOO.
OH, OK.
- WHAT? - OK.
- OK, WHAT? - IT'S OK.
- YOU MEAN-- - YEAH.
- REALLY? - SURE.
- YOU'RE KIDDING.
- NO.
- HE CAN-- - YEAH.
- I WON'T BE-- - NAH.
- REALLY? - YES! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? BLOO CAN LIVE HERE, AND HE WON'T EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER BE ADOPTED, BUT ONLY IF MAC PROMISES TO VISIT HIM EVERY DAY.
IS THAT OK, DEAR? - OF COURSE.
- YOU SURE? - TOTALLY.
- PROMISE? - PROMISE.
- OK.
- THANK YOU.
- SURE.
- YEAH.
THANKS.
- FORGET ABOUT IT.
- YOU ROCK, GRANDMA.
- GRANDMA? - GRANDMA? - BOOYAH! - WAIT, WAIT, BUT, MADAME, FORGIVE ME FOR SAYING THIS, BUT THE HOUSE RULES CLEARLY STATE-- - OH, POO.
YOU AND YOUR RULES.
OH, HE'S ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT.
EVER SINCE I IMAGINED HIM WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, HE'S BEEN NOTHING BUT A HOT, CROSSED BUNNY BUT I LOVE HIM, MY BIG FUNNY BUNNY.
- FUNNY BUNNY? HA HA HA! - HA HA HA! - THIS IS SO AWESOME.
I'M SO SOR--WAIT.
NO, I'M NO BECAUSE IT'S OK, AND THAT'S OK.
[EDUARDO SOBBING.]
- YOU CAN STAY.
I SO HAPPY THAT NOW I NOT SO SAD.
- COCO? - NO, THANKS.
MAYBE LATER.
SO WHAT'D I TELL YOU? WITH ME LIVING HERE, MOM WILL BE HAPPY, TERRENCE WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE, AND YOU CAN VISIT ME EVERY DAY.
IT'S PERFECT.
OUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED.
IT WAS JUST A LITTLE MORE OF A HASSLE THAN WE THOUGHT.
SO YOU'LL BE BACK TOMORROW, RIGHT? - MAYBE.
I DON'T KNOW.
[LAUGHTER.]
- FINE.
VERY GOOD.
YES.
I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE ALL VERY HAPPY.
OK.
YOU CAN STOP NOW.
YES.
OK.
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