Frenchie Shore (2023) s01e03 Episode Script

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This programme contains sexual
language and scenes
not suitable for young viewers.
PREVIOUSLY
Nicolas said I was his favourite.
Then he did that.
I didn't make any promises.
No need to be jealous.
I feel betrayed,
I can't stop crying.
Every time, I say,
"I'm going fuck tonight."
But I don't
Théo's a pain, he's just too slow.
No worries, Julie,
When I get my hands on you,
you'll understand.
Today, you'll be waitressing.
Who ordered a porn star?
Tristan, don't hit on the clients
at work.
The boss wasn't very pleased.
You're really taking the piss.
Tristan talks to chicks,
He does what he wants.
I'm really hurting.
Ouryel spat at me.
You spat at him. What the hell?
I'm out of here.
I screwed up big time.
Sure you want to leave?
I want to get out.
July Max!
I'm Ouryel,
very chic and very dick!
It's hot, chicks are hot,
I got guns, ciao!
I'm determined with Bébert,
so watch your backs!
I look like an angel,
but I'm a demon.
Irresistible, never disrespectful.
Enzo, on a mission to convert
all the straight boys!
I like chicks, I like sex.
No competition, I'm chill.
Girls like me are rare.
Nice to meet you, I'm Pépita.
No Nico, no party!
Sleep well?
Not sure I'd say that.
- Yeah?
- But I
Ouryel
Weather-wise,
things were very stormy
with lots of lightning
between Tristan and Ouryel.
It was mayhem. We had rain,
thunder, tornadoes, you name it.
I don't approve of it.
That's true.
- Right. I don't condone it.
- Absolutely.
Now we're here to enjoy ourselves.
Last night, I clearly overdid it.
Ouryel, she's excessive,
she's very aggressive, she gets
her fangs out when she feels danger
and I feel really guilty
about Tristan
and even the others in the villa.
My suitcases are still packed,
I left them packed
and I'm going to see how
everyone is after last night's drama.
Today's a new day.
The weather's nice.
It's a good day for making
better decisions and being positive.
It's the phone.
- Is it?
- Yeah, it is.
Hello?
Who's calling
on that glamorous landline
shaped like a mouth?
It's obviously not a sugar daddy.
- It's Antonin.
- Is it?
Get Tristan on the phone
and everyone in the living room.
- Everyone's asleep.
- It's really not a good time.
Oh, God.
Straight away, he says
he wants to talk to Tristan.
At least it's not me.
I want to go back to sleep
and do my thing.
- Tristan, how are you?
- I'm good, and you?
I'll tell you, not good at all.
I don't think you got me.
What'd I do?
Tristan, let's not play the fool.
Are you proud of your work?
Honestly, are you proud?
I could have done better.
Right, you could have done better.
At what point
did waiting tables at the Beach Club
become hitting on all the girls,
Tristan? At what point?
He's giving me a hard time
because I messed up at work,
but hey, that's what we're here for.
That's whatFrenchie Shore's
all about, fucking.
Honestly, Tristan,
I'm very disappointed.
For you to learn from your mistakes,
we're going to do something about it.
I'm going to send you
where you won't be so distracted.
You're going to
help out a shopkeeper.
A butcher.
It'll take your mind off things.
I don't want to go to the butcher's,
and in the morning too.
But we've got no choice,
we'll go and cut everything up.
To make sure you learn your lesson,
three of your mates
will be coming with you.
And you have to choose which ones.
I'll take Melvin and Théo.
And Enzo.
I don't believe it!
Don't come back empty-handed,
bring back some sausages.
See you later.
I'm well pissed off.
Cos I've got absolutely no choice.
I've got to get dressed
in two seconds and get moving.
That's it, I've had it.
This is no vacation.
They got me doing these shitty jobs.
TTM, TTM, TTM!
TTM, TTM, TTM!
TTM is there
for good times and bad.
We're off.
Let's go.
I hope the butcher's cute.
Hello, hello!
Hi kids, how are you?
We're all hungover.
I don't know what we'll do,
but I hope it's not gross,
or we're sure to puke.
So Tristan and Enzo,
you're going to start
- cutting up the meat.
- Holy shit!
Melvin, the cleaning.
- Théo, you'll be in the shop.
- Lucky you.
Even worse than I thought.
Tristan got me into this shit,
I'm pissed off with him.
On top of that,
I have to cut up chunks of steak.
I have better things to do.
I'm well pissed off.
Don't cut towards you.
Always cut away from you.
Cut it all off.
Antonin told me off.
So I have to make up for it.
I'm trying to give it my all,
no questions asked.
- What are you doing?
- Isn't there a toilet?
What's the matter?
- Can't you see he's
- Don't you like meat?
It makes me sick.
- I swear, I can't help it, sorry.
- He only likes juicy meatballs.
Shut your mouth!
They think I'm a butcher,
but I've got to do it,
cos I don't want to
get punished again,
at the same rate as Tristan, no way!
I've had to scrub the loos,
cut up meat,
next time I'm packing,
getting the hell out,
and chill on the beach in Marseilles.
Why come here and work
when it's summertime? No, no.
I've had it. I did good because
I don't want it to happen again.
There's one place in the shop
you've got to see: the fridge.
That's a lamb.
Oh, the asshole.
Come here, you!
The smell was horrible.
I nearly threw up.
I hate it. I felt the bile
in the back of my throat.
I had to run out
before being sick
in front of the customers.
I ran out.
I can't take it anymore, I've had it.
That's it.
His job, he can stick it, bro.
I'm going to die.
I've got tears
starting to drip everywhere,
sweat all the way down to my ass.
It's dripping from my face
to my toes. I'm pissed.
Not only does this mean
I won't be part of the TTM
and they're going to call me
Vomito until the end.
I'm pissed. Everywhere I go,
I always get bullied.
I'm fed up, that's it.
Did you throw up?
Oh, Vomito!
I hope Enzo
doesn't throw up again.
I think he's puked it all up,
and we're off back
to the villa, with the others.
I didn't like it much, bros.
- It was disgusting.
- The size of the sausages!
But there was nothing to bone.
I'm done with Théo,
it pissed me off.
Especially with your looks.
Everyone would love to fuck you.
Yeah, that's what they all want.
Théo's still at the same point.
He's still in first gear.
I don't understand why we don't fuck.
We're attracted to one another.
I don't get it.
I don't want him to start me off like
grandma and grandpa lying in bed,
he touches her pussy a bit, she
touches his dick, they start fucking.
No. I get here, you take me,
I say, "Come on, come on,"
and off we go.
You say: "Come here", I do
what he says: "I'm coming". No way.
All she wants is to get fucked.
I wonder what Théo's up to,
why he's waiting for.
Come on, man,
it's now or never.
- Come on.
- Wait, I'm putting my bikini on.
Wait, wait, I've really missed these.
Really, really.
I think Julie is really, really hot.
So Théo just has to go with the flow.
And tonight,
he should be going down hard.
- What's your funny story?
- Once, there was a chick,
she had a tire track in her panties,
so it really disgusted me.
So I left.
It disgusted me, I lost my hard on.
Did she get run over?
No, a tire track in her panties.
Like a poo track.
Ah, I was thinking of a car tire!
Iris,
I'd like to blow her mind.
Set her on fire.
To find out who Iris really is.
How many different guys
have you been with?
- I don't know, I haven't counted.
- Have you had many?
I think a little over 30-40.
To be honest,
I went through a period
where it was all sex,
you know?
It gave me a lot of self-confidence.
It was a bit of a selfish pleasure.
I thought, go ahead, who cares?
I'll fuck if I want to fuck,
it's my ass.
I see you as the one
who makes an entrance
You shut everyone up.
- What does the team say?
- How was the butcher shop?
Nothing changes.
I get to the villa.
I see my sweet Ouryel.
Everyone deserves a second chance
and I'll give it to my sweet Ouryel.
If I don't fuck tonight, my name
isn't Melvin. This isn't Bébert.
Don't get too close.
- It's okay, it's okay.
- There's nothing.
- Stop it, I didn't do anything.
- Me neither.
Melvin's the only one
who comes to see me.
I really like him.
It's true that between him and me,
it's very sexual, torrid.
As soon as we're together
and look at each other, we can't help
having this electricity
coming out of our genitals.
- We're awful, Melvin, awful.
- Why?
- I don't know why we're like this.
- What?
Every time, it's like this.
When you come near me,
it smells like dick.
Not that your cock stinks.
I love this game with Ouryel.
I can't resist
when a chick gets me hot.
It's true that you have a great dick.
His willy turns into a rolling pin.
And right now,
all I want is to be a hole, for him
to be a pickaxe and rake my orifice.
The weather's great,
and I know the area well,
so I'm taking them to a nice
aqua park, it's going to be fun.
Everyone's coming.
The whole family,
so we can't help but rave.
I think we're in for a fun afternoon.
- Come on, let's go.
- We're off!
- We're off!
- Careful, ladies.
We get to a place
with inflatables everywhere.
It's all plastic,
not unlike in the villa.
But that means
we're all going to enjoy it.
Even if I know
I'm going to be bullied. I'm fed up.
I'm like a big kid
running around, rolling,
falling, sliding, doing somersaults.
Honestly, I'm at the top of my game.
This afternoon is incredible!
I'm maxed out,
in the sun, with my baby.
There are buoys and her buoys.
I've got it all figured out.
In my momentum, my grace,
my sublime posture
and my impeccable run-up,
I launch myself onto the course.
I smash myself up
like pigeon shit on a windshield.
Things aren't going too well.
I end up in head down in the water,
in a lifejacket. I'm floating.
I say to myself, rest in peace.
Ouryel is going to die in a lake
with giant maggots.
In spite of Ouryel's
behaviour yesterday,
everyone's in a good mood.
I'm really happy.
This is the best day ever,
there's no tension.
It's sunny, it's hot,
I'm having a ball.
We're having a great time,
there's no tension.
We're all together
and there are good vibes.
I'm digging it.
Frenchie Shore!
Tonight,
we're all going to the Beach Club.
I'm so excited, I can't wait!
I know the cocktail I'm gonna order.
I'm getting all dolled up.
Girls are all cute.
And tonight, we're going to rock it.
Let's go! Let's kill it!
We're at the Beach Club.
So happy. Love it.
Beach atmosphere,
little cocktails.
We're going to get laid tonight!
Frenchie Shore!
My mate Melvin and I
decided to go hunting.
I hope I'll get some pussy.
I'm getting my dick sucked tonight,
no matter what.
Over there Wow!
I like that one over there.
A beetle on the road, bro.
Come on, there's his girlfriend.
- How are you?
- And you?
- You're so beautiful.
- Thanks, that's nice.
- What do you do for a living?
- I'm in photography.
I see Melvin and Tristan
off on a hunt
and I'm thinking,
Ouryel, stay chill, smile at life.
To the first shots of the evening,
but not to the last, cheers!
Cheers!
Tonight, you'll see my inner
Karaba the Witch
cos you know me as nice Kara.
You haven't seen
Karaba the witch yet.
- Excited girl.
- Let's toast to Karaba!
And to the Ouryaba.
No, it doesn't work.
- To the Chaos Show, girl.
- Yeah.
To the Chaos Show!
Kara and I are starving.
We still haven't had sex
in this villa.
We're on the hunt like two hyenas
on the side of the highway.
We want men,
we want shots, sex and cock.
Kara and Ouryel,
the Chaos Show!
Would you rather fuck Melvin,
Théo, Tristan or Nicolas tonight?
All four of them!
Ouryel, let's talk.
We have to talk.
I didn't think you'd be the one
to want to talk.
The truth is, I've wanted
to talk to you for a while, but
You spat on me!
Imagine you're with a guy,
I shout at him and he's gone.
It'd make me laugh.
No, you'd freak out.
You really like the guy.
I know we're joking,
I know you're horny, I'm horny.
We know you're gonna fuck,
you know I'm gonna fuck.
I just want us to be at peace,
and not against each other.
What happened yesterday
was a moment for me
to learn about myself,
to learn to keep my mouth shut
and to accept that just because
we get along
doesn't mean I have
to stick my oar in.
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry, Tristan, really.
I'm really sorry.
I can understand her.
I'm a forgiving guy.
But that doesn't mean
I forget what she did to me.
The chemistry we had
won't ever be the same again,
because she broke something.
But I forgive her
and I want to move forward with her.
Don't piss me off anymore
when I bring a chick.
- I promise.
- And I won't when you bring a guy.
No really, I've shown you
the worst side of Ouryel.
- Only the best from now on.
- It's fine.
- Truly.
- I'm glad you're back.
Go on, it's okay.
So now that things with Ouryel
are sorted,
I go and see my little Kara.
She's put on a cute little dress,
and she's gorgeous.
So I hit on her.
You wan't to eat me, don't you?
No. Not just yet.
So I still don't get a little kiss?
I don't really like kissing.
Would you rather suck?
- What do you think?
- I think so.
I'm real hot,
but even if I really want to fuck,
I don't want to give him
that satisfaction.
So I act all coy, like,
"Oh, I don't know."
But I do know, really.
Maybe nothing will happen tonight,
and I'll come up with a plan for you.
I'm going to become an architect,
with all the plans you're giving me.
I know Tristan's a player,
and I'm a player too.
I start thinking about Melvin.
Maybe we should have some time alone,
have a midnight swim.
Are you in a playful mood?
- Are you in the mood?
- You don't have to ask me.
- Are you attracted to me?
- You tell me first.
- Are you attracted to me?
- Yes
Me too.
- Why are you rolling your eyes?
- Because you know very well.
You're asking me rhetorical questions
for me to stroke your ego.
Not just my ego.
Melvin, I think he's cute
and I like the way he is,
our chemistry is good.
He has this little look,
I have this little look.
- If I go, will you come?
- If you go, I go.
- I'm naked under this dress.
- So what?
- So I'm naked underneath.
- Well, okay,
- I'm naked underneath too.
- Oh, no!
I like Kara's playful side,
I tease her a little.
There are three of us
in the water, Kara, myself,
and Bébert.
The tension starts to build
and I can tell she's receptive.
Starfoullah.
Wow, bro, what are you doing?
Now you're doing crazy stuff
in the sea.
You're going to get
some maritime STDs,
You've got to pace yourself.
There's some crazy stuff going on.
I love it. She's right.
Melvin's so in his element,
naked in the water
I said it was his turn tonight,
but nobody believed me!
- On my mother's life!
- Yeah, boy!
- Oh, it's beautiful.
- He must have such a hard-on!
Kara's ass is bigger
than the buoys. I swear to God.
A guy I like and my buddy
are gallivanting in the sea.
Knowing that I'd spoken to Melvin
earlier in the day and thought
we'd gotten close.
So at this point, I'm like, "OK".
There's always Kara, myself,
and a guy, it's always like that.
Hence the Chaos Show.
There she is,
the Little Mermaid in the flesh!
I'm going to come over,
tie you up by your feet.
Get it?
- I didn't say a word.
- I said it for you.
You didn't say anything.
She didn't say anything.
It's best you don't say anything.
- Like a leg of lamb.
- Okay.
Put your money where your mouth is.
I feel there's a little tension
with Tristan.
He's a bit gutted
about what happened
with Melvin,
but honestly, I'm ready
to have some fun tonight.
I can't wait to get home.
I can't wait to be somewhere
a little more intimate,
to see what happens.
TTM, TTM!
TTM! TTM! TTM! TTM!
Back at the villa.
Everything went well.
We really enjoyed the Beach Club.
For me, it's a straight shot.
At that moment, I'm hot,
I want sex.
Surely you don't think
nothing's going to happen between us?
Do you?
- Why the change?
- There's no change.
What about this afternoon?
What happened between Kara
and Melvin
turned me on more than anything else,
I said to myself,
you dare, Melvin,
to kiss another chick
and get laid before me?
No way.
Do you want to go
swim with me in the pool?
- Right now?
- Yeah.
- Go ahead.
- You go play.
If you play too hard,
you can burn your wings.
And it can be very dangerous.
My sweet Ouryel,
she's speaking my language.
I don't really believe it,
but I'll play along,
tease her and see how far she'll go.
- Do you want to wash yourself?
- Yeah.
I'm really horny.
I'm really really horny.
Like really horny.
You're turning me on!
I tease her,
she pulls down my shorts and
Let the Ouryel Fuck Show begin!
She's sucked his dick
in every room of the house.
I'm shocked.
- You really are a big slut!
- Yes, I am!
I need to talk to you,
I need to tell you something.
Where to?
Come on, I need to talk to you.
I can feel the atmosphere.
Everyone's getting excited
and I want to have
some privacy with Tristan.
It's perfect. He's ripe.
You've really turned me on,
I want to eat you straight away.
Suck, suck.
Frankly, I'm very, very good.
I managed to soothe
all the tension in his body
without saying a word, I open
my mouth but I don't say anything.
No words come out.
All the doors where I can piss
are closed.
I'll tell you now
what's going to happen.
What's happening to you?
The Academy Award
for best blowjob of the year
goes to Kara.
Thank you, Kara,
you've made my day.
I love you
and hope there'll be more.
I've finished everything.
No offense, right?
What's wrong with you?
Théo comes out of nowhere
and drags me into bed.
And that's when
I understand everything.
Let's get fucked. Finally!
I just don't get it.
Did Melvin turn you on? Did he?
Did he? Are the others
turning you on?
What has to happen happens.
I'm fine, I'm relaxed,
it's the icing on the cake.
Oh, I've got it all figured out.
I'm so happy. The fuck
is crazy good! I'm enjoying it.
In the end, I'm glad I waited,
because the longer it went on,
the better it felt.
Guys!
Workers, let's get ready!
This morning, we have to go to work.
I'm a bit lazy
and I feel like fooling around today.
No discipline today.
Well, guys, are you hot?
Hot as hell.
I've got something to say,
something important.
I'm proud of one person
in this fucking van.
- It's Théo, bro!
- Why?
Théo, cos he did it last night.
You did it bro.
See there,
you're a real man, you know.
We applaud Théo at last.
He went up a gear, well done.
It's about the same sound
as his balls against Julie's ass.
- Nice to meet you, Nicolas.
- Lorenzo.
Nice to meet you, Pépita.
- Nice to meet you, JP.
- Lorenzo.
- Théo.
- Okay, who's with me now?
- You tell us.
- The three of you? Follow me.
We're going to clean the beach
before service.
For this job,
the team is split in two.
Nico and Pépita will be at the bar
and I'll be with Kara and Melvin
on the beach.
It's always a pleasure, frankly,
to pick up the old cigarette butts
that have come out
of people's mouths.
It's just Yum.
What's that?
Not a jellyfish, is it?
- Oh, it's a pair of panties. OK.
- It's a pair of panties? Yuk!
I'm thinking,
how could you lose
your panties on the beach?
But I do know how someone could
lose their panties on the beach.
That's it, I think we're good.
Then, this whole aisle.
You must get
between all the deckchairs
so everything's smooth.
I can see that the boss
seems a bit bossy
and I really have a bit of a problem
with authority.
So I'll make a lot of mistakes.
Listen, listen,
it's about getting into the TTM.
- OK.
- We made up a challenge with Théo.
- And Tristan, telepathically.
- OK.
You open your mouth,
we put something in, in and out.
Eyes closed.
I want to be part of the TTM.
My hazing is starting
and I'm excited because I'm thinking,
hazing means they're probably
going to give me
a big bottle to drink
to see if I can hold my liquor.
I love that.
- Don't move. Close your eyes.
- Open your mouth.
You son of a bitch!
But not at all. He shoves
the filthy old panties
that were lying around.
I feel like throwing up.
You sadists!
Come on, you're going to work
for me now! Go on, work!
- What are you, a temp boss?
- Work, work.
I'm not working, you're working!
Come on, do it properly.
Wow, that's horrible.
I try to work
because I have to pretend at first
so I can slip away later.
So they've got me squeezing lemons.
I feel like I've got
a vibrator in hand.
I'd much rather
it be somewhere else.
Go for it. This is great!
These are great.
At first,
I don't want to do anything.
And then, what do I see on the bar?
An automatic water pistol.
So what do I do? I take it.
And then, Pépita, my Pépita,
I have to piss you off.
I'm not playing with you.
Leave her alone!
I found the gun, I'm keeping it!
- No, you pissed me off!
- Leave her alone.
I've had enough!
I think she's starting to lose it
because I'm really pissing her off.
But I don't care
because I just want
to piss her off today.
Stop fucking following me!
At the villa,
don't talk to me anymore, I mean it.
Don't worry!
I got squirted
in the face four times.
Stop.
I'm freaking out. I've had it.
And I stop working.
- He thought he was my boss.
- Come on, Pépita
Keep the waiter busy.
Talk to him, do something.
- Him back there?
- Yeah, talk to him.
Can you show me,
because I don't think I've got it.
It's like a vibrator,
my hand's going
See? I don't really like it.
Not on my hand, it's not great.
Is that all right?
You can say yes, it's good.
But my arms hurt!
Thanks, Pépita!
Living my best life,
I'm in a great mood.
Come on, stop, guys, come on.
It really wasn't great.
I won't tell Antonin,
but I don't want you
on my beach ever again.
Really? What did we do wrong?
Everything.
There you go!
Go on, get out of here, beat it!
- Do we get a shot first?
- No, nothing.
He thought he was going to
kick us out like that, but man,
it's not happening.
Take it easy,
you'll drop the bottles!
Get out of the bar, right now!
He's getting angry.
I don't like it,
I'm scared, I'm getting yelled at.
Thanks! Bye, guys!
We're never coming back here, guys.
The job's done.
I didn't feel like working anyway.
We're going back to the villa.
I really hope
the manager keeps his word
and doesn't say anything to Antonin
because that was bullshit.
World War Three in his Beach Club.
He wasn't happy
when we went behind the bar.
He said, I never want to see you
on my beach again.
We'll definitely go back.
Of course we will.
Obviously, my religion is twerking.
Some people pray, I twerk.
A little twerk to wake you up.
We're hot today.
What's it like with Théo?
What do you want?
You like him, but what do you want?
Can you see yourself making out
- with anyone else?
- No.
- Just Théo?
- One day. With you, yes, but
I'm in the bathroom with Julie.
I flirt with her a little
because I need to flirt
and make her know that,
if it wasn't for Théo,
I'd have eaten her up long ago.
- You've got soft skin too.
- I always have.
I've got good vibes,
I love spending my day with him.
I like being pressed up against
his body, it turns me on.
I could be attracted to him,
something could happen between us,
it could go further.
We could fuck
without any worries.
But for now, there's a barrier.
We'll see.
- We're back!
- We're here!
- We're on fire.
- You're so beautiful!
I've lost my voice.
We're back at the villa.
I'm in a good mood.
I want to twerk.
I want to share my secrets,
my know-how.
Come on, let's have a twerking class
so you know what to do
You'll laugh at me,
I look like a worm.
There's nothing moving!
I do that on purpose at parties.
I say, watch out,
the worm is twerking.
I don't know how to twerk at all.
I have no ass.
What am I going to wiggle?
The continuity of my back?
- I love my buoy.
- Just like that, see how they do it?
- Some chicks practice giving birth
- No, but it's really important.
It's really hard, it hurts.
There are a lot of advantages
to twerking well.
The first being
getting free stuff at the bar,
the second is knowing
how to do the right thing on a dick.
Pépita's starting
to like you big time.
- She's really starting to like you.
- I like her too.
I don't stand a chance with you?
I said it before,
I'm open to everyone.
It would just piss me off to fuck
someone other than Pépita first,
as I really like Pépita.
I like Nico.
It's true that I'd have liked him
to say he fancied me a bit too.
All the boys are paired up with girls
and I find myself
a bit on the sidelines.
It gets a bit frustrating.
Today, I feel like Nico,
in terms of the vibe,
there's something going on
between you and Nico.
What's complicated for me,
you see, is that
all day long, you're all hitched.
I'm really happy for you,
I'm not jealous, really.
- I understand, I'd be the same.
- But it's true that sometimes,
well, I say to myself, OK,
I'm curvy, I've got my own style,
I can totally understand if
they don't like it that much.
But no one seems
interested in me,
I feel like I'm not wanted,
and I find it hard, obviously.
In your ego, as a woman
I see you all. When I see you
and Melvin, I get so excited,
I think, wow,
that's so fucking cool.
It makes me want to do
the same thing.
You want chemistry,
you want to flirt and all that.
I would've loved, at the start,
to have felt that chemistry
with someone.
My sweet Iris,
my little honeybun who I love,
I can feel it bothers her.
So right now,
I want to relax her.
I want her to feel
as if she had
a big cock in her little fanny.
I take things in hand
as I'm used to doing.
Let's go on the Ferris wheel.
You, me, Enzo, Tristan and Julie.
Just between us,
take our minds off things.
Take the time
to have a chat with you, and
Actually, I'm really happy about it.
It feels good
to get a little attention.
For once,
I'm kind of the queen of the day,
I'm so happy,
it will do me good
and I think
I'll feel a lot better after today.
We're going
to decompress, decompress!
The truth is, I'm doing this
for Iris but I'm mainly doing it
to get out of the house with Tristan,
cos I like Iris,
but I don't really care,
so I'm so happy.
Let's go get laid with Tristan
in seventh heaven.
I'm glad to go out
and I'm glad Tristan's with us.
Yeah, yeah, we know.
You're trying to get me in trouble.
Let's take Iris
up to seventh heaven!
We're off!
I'm proud to say
this is the first time
I've seen Iris get high
since she's been here.
- And we played our part.
- It feels good, I swear!
It's Iris rebooting,
we're going to see Iris 2.0.
Don't worry, honeybun, the Totally
Bitches will take care of everything.
You can count on us!
And if you sleep with one person
in the villa, who would it be?
Well, actually,
I like Nico, but it's true that
Nico spoke to me once.
And after that, he spent his time
stuck like an oyster to Pépita.
Try to hit on him.
Well, don't hit him, but
No, but I think he's got potential,
like July says.
- And I think Nico
- Especially since Nico
With your authenticity,
I think you'll appeal more to Nico
- in terms of feeling than Pépita.
- He used to come and talk to me,
- but now he doesn't come at all.
- That's because he's been bimboed.
I can't. No, I can't.
I don't know what they're saying,
I don't care, I'm scared of heights.
I don't feel reassured,
I'm sure something'll happen,
I'm shitting myself.
Your problem is that
you're stuck thinking
this one is with this one.
Let me explain something.
Stop telling yourself that.
Or you won't get anyone.
Go and steal humans.
Steal from others,
you don't give a damn.
Bro, you've gotta really want this.
Nico is always glued to Pépita,
so it's obviously a bit more
difficult to talk to him or see him,
and I don't really want
to interfere.
I'd also like him to make the move
if he really likes me.
I'd like to have a reward
because I've climbed all the way
to the top. If Julie could
Give you a real kiss. A real kiss!
Come on,
just to take the edge off.
A big smooch with Julie.
I'm so happy.
I really enjoyed it
and hope there'll be more.
Bro, it'll be repeated and amplified!
I want Théo to know
that she touched your dick.
- No way, you're crazy.
- Take a good look!
It was to take the edge off.
Enzo and I are going crazy,
it's too good to be true.
It's clearly his big cock that's been
doing the thinking for him,
it's all very unorthodox,
but I like it.
- I won't admit to anything.
- What will you say to Théo?
- What are you going to say?
- I'll say it's a lie.
If he denies it, what do you do?
I say no.
- You deny it too?
- No.
- Are you telling the truth?
- Handle it!
Do you want to break my friendship?
You need to take responsibility.
He's in a serious panic,
he doesn't want to hitch up.
But I don't owe Théo a thing,
it took him four days to fuck me.
What do I owe a guy who sleeps?
I want drama.
I know things about Théo that
I'm not saying any more,
but in my opinion tonight
Well, tell me.
Someone else's touched his dick.
- Show me your dick.
- I've a little birdie.
I can feel you've got personality.
I didn't say anything.
Tonight, I'm going to have
the best time ever.
But who?
- You, bitch?
- Are you crazy? You're sick!
- He's handsome but he's your crush.
- Probably Kara.
Kara's touched
everyone's dick, right?
- You can tell her tonight.
- I totally get it!
I think that if Kara hid this,
it means that she could be hiding
a lot of other things.
and I don't like that at all.
I want to know everything!
That would mean
Kara's had sex with several guys,
but she gets away with it
and nobody knows.
Well, just ask me
if you want to know something.
Maybe she's secretly having sex.
That's what's happening now.
She ate your dick yesterday,
we know.
Why do you say that?
- I listened at the door!
- We know she did.
- I heard she had sex in the bathroom.
- Ask her! I don't stick my neck out.
- Never?
- I don't like it.
I'm starting to think,
tonight's going to be a mess.
I'm going to get killed for kissing
Julie, Théo's going to be gutted.
Kara's going to kill me. So it's
gonna be a difficult evening for me.
We'll see.
Julie, would you be mad
if Kara did something with Théo?
For real?
Is it the doing it
or the doing it on the sly?
That's it, I don't give a fuck.
That's why I got upset
the first night.
She told me nothing had happened
even though he sucked her breasts.
FYI, the control tower
isn't failing today.
Everything I see, I'm going to say.
I want to set people off.
I want the truth to be told.
I'll do my best so it happens.
With those fine words, let's go.
Come on, let's go to the villa.
What dare could I give you?
Because you made me eat
a pair of panties.
- So you owe me a dare.
- Yeah, I do.
Yeah, you do.
What will I make you do?
I won't make him
do anything crazy,
anything horrible.
Just something nice.
So I take out my eyeliner
and write on his chest
"Property of Kara", because
deep down, he knows it's true,
and we do too.
Private property.
- Now that's beautiful.
- Isn't it?
- Call me the tattoo artist.
- "Property of Kara."
I know Ouryel won't like it,
but I don't care.
She's not here, Kara's here,
so I'll deal with it later.
I'm just kidding around,
I don't want to upset anyone.
Iris 2.0 come on, come on!
Iris 2.0 come on, come on!
We get back to the villa
and what do I see?
Written on my Melvin's chest,
"Property of Kara."
At this point, I say to myself,
what kind of fucking joke is this?
Now I'm holding back,
controlling myself.
- I want to pull her hair.
- We don't give a damn.
We'll get her tonight.
I always defend Kara,
but after what I've heard,
I'm beginning to think,
is there really something?
Are people going behind my back?
Do we dare
take Ouryel for an idiot?
- Because it's Kara's property.
- Holy shit.
And after, after, we say,
oh poor girl.
- My girl.
- Not now! Melvin!
- Let's talk.
- Ok, whenever you want.
But girl, it's okay,
it's a joke, it's a joke.
I didn't suck Melvin's dick,
even though he wants it.
There's always a problem.
Kara's deceitful,
Kara's lying, Kara's this, Kara's
that. This is really pissing me off.
You don't want me
to talk to him anymore? I'll stop.
Like, absolutely not,
it's like the property side
of Kara and stuff.
I took it a little personal,
like: bang bang. Kind of like that.
I swear on my mother's life,
it wasn't meant for you.
But he's happy,
that's what pisses me off.
But because he's a fuck boy,
like all the guys in this house.
There's no animosity between us,
I don't like when you act like that
because I told you
it was a joke, I'm not trying
to get close to him,
especially since I like you.
I don't like weird stuff.
- I'm with you.
- But I didn't attack you.
You and I know each other,
we're girlfriends,
and I don't do stuff like that.
Don't mess with me over a dick,
don't do that kind of shit, girl.
- I'm sorry if I
- Don't worry, my love.
I could wreck this house,
but I can't be bothered,
so stop winding me up.
I really like you.
Here, you're the best,
my partner, you're the best.
You're the person I have the most fun
with. And that won't change.
I say to everyone,
"Nico, is so like me."
We both have the same class,
I love you too much.
But in the end, I don't know
if I'll feel any sexual attraction.
I don't really know.
For example, when I slept with you,
I enjoyed sleeping with you,
cuddling, because I love you so much.
I don't know how to say this, but
I didn't want to have sex with you.
How's that possible, my darling?
I'm sexy, I'm caliente.
How is it possible,
look at my piercing gaze.
How can you not want to eat me,
eat my mouth, in fact?
You're chasing after Enzo,
you're chasing after Iris,
and then after me?
I'm not interested
in that sort of relationship.
It repels me more
than it attracts me
that you stick your tongue
everywhere.
It's true that I can't help it.
I'm pansexual, which means
I can love guys, chicks,
fossils, transsexuals.
I like it all.
I like sex. That's how it is.
I'm having such a crazy time
with you.
Sometimes you say crazy stuff.
But it's true that at times
I want to slap myself in the face,
saying, "What's the matter with you?"
I can't find any sexual attraction.
I adore Nico! I got caught up
in this relationship for a while,
I realised that it was a friendship,
nothing sexual.
And I would never
be turned on by Nico, never.
I love you so much, I swear,
I love you so much. I think
you're one of the most
beautiful people I've met this year.
Come on. Nico and Pépita
are having a chat.
Right there, you can hear everything.
And then,
it started to get interesting.
Iris and Enzo want to fuck me,
I'm not going to force myself,
you know?
Iris and Enzo,
I've got to get hard, bro.
I gotta feel some chemistry.
There's no chemistry.
Enzo, I adore him,
he's so cute, he's my baby,
but in real life,
I'm not lying to you,
I prefer being with older people.
Really charismatic.
You can keep
your smug arguments to yourself.
You're playing all sides,
who do you think you are?
We'll see who's the clever one,
we'll see who fools who.
You're not ready.
This piece of paper
will be the smoking gun.
I've got a great night planned,
I don't think they're ready.
I'm in charge of the situation.
Tonight, we're going out,
it's so cool!
So I'm determined
to have a good time
while we're out,
because when we get home,
it's going to be war.
- Guys, are you hot for tonight?
- Yes, we are!
Here's to broken friendships
and broken asses.
One for the road.
Frenchie Shore!
We're hot right now,
we're on our way!
Tonight's the night, boys!
We arrive at the bar,
it'sFrenchie Shore,
we'll fuck everything,
we're on fire. I can't wait
to dance on the dance floor.
Guys, the calm before the storm.
The calm before the storm.
Cheers guys, let's have a toast!
Frenchie Shore!
Let's put it all out on the table.
They know us, we talk about
everything in front of everyone.
No secrets. You know all about us.
But some people
They're really happy.
I live under a roof with some really
spiteful people, they're real shits.
Everyone was looking at me.
I could feel
there was something left unsaid.
Julie's pissed off.
What's going on?
Know what really pisses me off?
All the bums in this house,
they think
I can't be trusted, I'm this,
I'm that,
I'm calculating, I play people.
It's the same old speech,
and it really gets old.
I'm going to give you all
a reason to doubt me,
cos I've been really nice
and everyone thinks I'm an asshole.
Kara has the right to date
whoever she wants in this house,
to make out with whoever she wants.
She's too pretty, too hot.
But the thing is,
Kara's the chick with the potential
to turn this villa upside down.
But girl, they're going
to get fucked one by one.
Me, I love you,
on my mother's life, even if
you're in the wrong, I'll be there.
Because here,
you're the one I love most
and I don't want to
Frankly, it'd be too hard.
Thank God you're here.
- Give me a kiss.
- But it's important.
Let's dance?
Let's dance, girl?
Iris, she's trying to calm me down.
The thing is, in the back of my mind,
I have to run into someone,
and go for it tonight.
It's the music, it's the madness.
The DJ's got us in a frenzy,
he's giving it. We're on fire!
Are you hot tonight?
I'm on fire, it's hot.
It's nighttime and Iris's here,
she's a wild little thing.
She's twerking and it's like
a drum on her ass. I love it.
In clubs, Nico and I are the same,
in the same mood,
in the same madness.
And I say to myself, Iris,
you've been boosted all day,
this is your moment,
you've got to go for it.
Iris is on fire tonight.
She's going mega wild, how I like it.
I'm digging it,
I don't want to let go of her mouth
because it's incredible.
I think you suck very well.
Such a good time, it feels so good.
Maybe I wasn't expecting all this,
but it makes me happy.
- Oh guys, Nico.
- Girl, your forehead's sweating.
All I do is kiss Nico,
and not chastely either!
Do you like it?
I'm full of alcohol,
he licked it all,
I twerked on him hard,
I licked his abs.
I groped him like never before.
- You like it?
- I love it.
- Oh, my baby!
- Yeah, my girl!
- So it's on?
- I hope.
- Tonight?
- I'm going to burst his eardrums.
Thank God
we didn't do this for nothing.
Iris, tonight,
you didn't disappoint me.
I'm proud of you, girl!
I'm horny as hell. I was horny
for Tristan like all day long
and we try to get some privacy
in the bathroom to talk
because there was a lot of noise
in the nightclub.
Just to talk.
- Do you want to blow me?
- Of course.
- Like now?
- Yes.
Do you?
- Go ahead.
- Do you really want to?
Yes. You always do it
in dark places.
I don't give a shit.
We just needed to talk in a more
intimate way, that's all.
Nothing special.
Where were you for so long?
Putting makeup back on
in the bathroom.
- No, my girl.
- I swear to God.
You didn't disappear for makeup.
Tonight, she proved again
that she does things on the sly.
The girls were already pissed off,
it's just adding fuel to the fire.
I love it. I feel that tonight,
in fact, even I
..am not ready
for what's going to happen.
I can't wait!
- Let's go!
- Bro, it's a crazy thing!
I hope you were happy
with your evening, my loves.
because everything
is about to change now.
I'm so happy, this is it.
I'm getting everyone together.
Tonight, guys,
the party's starting right now.
You know that walls have ears?
I'm the ear.
Since we got in the villa,
you know I hear a bit of everything.
Yeah, Théo, laugh now, bro.
So I recruited Ouryel because
she's pretty good at investigating,
to reveal a few truths.
Tonight, the masks come off.
I hope the girls in the villa won't
fall out with one another,
because I want to fuck Kara tonight,
and when she's upset,
she doesn't want me anymore.
I have priorities,
which are to have sex with Kara
and nothing can distract me
from that goal.
Pépita, in all honesty, are you
sexually attracted to Nicolas?
I was telling him earlier,
so he knows. I told him
I love the person he is,
I love the way he is.
I'm not sexually attracted.
So when he fucks Iris tonight,
don't be a bitch about it.
Why open your mouth
when you don't know a thing?
I open my mouth because I want to.
Start by shutting your big mouth.
Why are you insulting me?
You've got a problem.
Out of nowhere,
like a pigeon spreading its wings,
lands in front of me
and starts running her mouth
even though it has nothing
to do with her. What's wrong?
Calm down, no one asked you.
I put my glasses on,
I can't hear you so well.
Yeah, do that.
And talk on the other side,
you're getting
- on my nerves.
- She got a problem.
Yeah, you're my problem. So what?
- Can I say something?
- So what?
I don't want her on my side.
Her smelly pussy has to stay
to the left or to the right,
Stay out of my comfort zone,
otherwise, girl, you're in trouble.
- Shut your mouth!
- All right, may I? Can I?
Girl, shut the fuck up.
- Pépita, I hear what you're saying.
- So the fact that he sleeps with you
when I don't want to sleep with him,
I'm not going
to be jealous
of something I don't want.
- Why do you share a bed with him?
- So what if I do?
She stays with me for the light!
She doesn't exist without me!
You're a fan of Julie's.
Suck her feet, lick her feet.
Don't push me!
It's all going
to hell over a simple question,
a question everyone
already knew the answer to,
we'd already talked
about it amongst ourselves.
I don't know what's going on.
- Hello!
- Go ahead, next question.
I have a question
and I swear
it breaks my heart to ask this.
I think it's the trashiest.
Tristan,
did you mind kissing
your mate Théo's girl all afternoon?
It's true, Tristan and Julie
made out all afternoon.
So now, I have to admit,
I feel like hiding.
I don't know what to say,
I'm stressed out,
- What the hell is this?
- Well
Why do you do this?
I don't care,
you can't do that.
When you beefed with Ouryel,
he stuck his neck out for you.
Why are you kissing his girl?
- We all made out on the bus.
- I don't give a shit, you're weird.
- There's no problem, bro.
- You don't care?
I know he likes Julie.
Julie, she's not honest,
so why should I get mad at him?
Théo, a question.
Apart from Julie here,
has anyone else touched your dick?
That's an interesting question,
who's touched my prick?
So this question is
clearly aimed at Kara.
Yeah, right.
I touched his cock.
It was good, huge, cool.
- Why didn't you tell?
- Why didn't I tell?
- Why don't you own it?
- You're my friend, not my mum.
She's saying it, you didn't, why?
But wait, did you say something?
Did you ask me anything?
- He's weird.
- Did you ask me anything?
I'm pissed off that Théo
didn't tell me when he knows
I'm free-spirited and I don't
understand why he lied.
I'm pissed off.
You're tired, you're tired, go sleep.
Okay, next question.
- Go ahead, girl.
- Ok sweetheart, Iris,
who do you want to fuck tonight?
Nicolas.
- OK.
- I want to know Nicolas' answer.
- Totally.
- Totally.
So you've changed your tune.
I'm curious because earlier,
that's not what you were saying.
You told Pépita earlier,
that Iris came up to you,
she hit on you
and you turned her down,
you didn't want to.
Now I've got a feeling
it's going to get ugly.
- You're such a hypocrite, bro!
- Why?
I swear, you're such a hypocrite
because, right from the start,
you're flirting with Pépita.
You told her: "I turned Iris down,
I don't want her".
What did you say? You said: "Enzo,
"he's got no charisma,
"nothing to do with him".
All day long, you're like,
"Oh, Enzo, you're really something!"
Bro, you're saying things,
and then you catch hold of me
And after saying that,
you told me what?
After this talk, you told me,
"Iris, tonight or this week,
I'm fucking her, bro."
What does that mean?
Hypocrite, I don't know
who you think you are here,
playing three sides.
You don't fool us.
Why don't you
go get fucked somewhere else?
Stop playing with people.
Look at you. You give off nothing.
You got no looks, you got nothing.
You're not smart, useful, or funny.
Every time you talk, I'm embarrassed.
You've got to stop,
even your ex left you over this.
Pace yourself.
So what the hell am I doing here?
Well, that's the question.
I'm out of here.
Suddenly, Nico's gone.
In my head, I'm thinking,
Nico, don't go,
you might be my only way of
getting laid in this house. Don't go.
Nicolas, come,
I'm over here.
Nico, where are you, babe?
Come and see, babe.
Look at me, it doesn't matter.
What bothers me is that no one's
honest. I speak from the heart.
And Julie too.
Julie, why is she doing this?
why isn't she on my side?
I don't know.
I thought the two of us were close,
but we're not at all.
She won't talk to me anymore either.
You know what? We'll be fine.
They're stupid, everyone's drunk,
everyone's stupid. It was drama
night, everything blew up.
You can't blame yourself, okay?
We know who's dishonest.
I know you're honest. Ok?
Tonight, I was supposed to fuck,
instead, I find myself drying tears.
Oceans of tears.
I think if the pool
runs out of water,
we'll put them in
and it'll be full by tomorrow.
Okay, thanks for this evening,
really cool.
It's over, thank you very much.
Everybody's gonna go fuck themselves.
At least we know who the phonies are.
But Pépita actually, girl,
you've been in my pussy too long.
Why don't you mind your own business?
Everyone gets things straight,
and then she decides
to come back and put more on it.
It's never going to end, really.
What do you actually want?
You want us to give you a knife each
and fight to death?
Shut the fuck up!
Get back in the house.
Shut your mouth. You stupid bitch.
She shouts louder than me,
I've lost my voice, she's lucky.
Girl, shut it. See?
And I'm going "Wow".
I see shitty Kara
picking things up off the floor.
I'm not surprised she's picking
things up off the floor,
but don't come
throwing them at me.
I feel myself losing it.
- How old are you?
- Stop! Stop!
- Come here!
- Stop, stop, stop.
Come on, come on,
I'll break you in half, you bitch.
Break me, break me, come on.
Girl, I'm going to come for you.
She barks at me, "I'll fuck you."
Well come on, girl.
Come, if you don't mind
being a head taller than me,
maybe 30 lbs heavier than me
and wanting to hit me.
You're a complete coward.
So be a coward, come and hit me.
I'm not afraid of anyone.
- Go on, beat it!
- Why aren't you coming?
- Okay, end of story.
- I'm not going to do anything.
- Just let her hit me.
- Nobody's going to hit anyone.
You think I'm scared of her?
- Nobody's going to hit anyone.
- Let her hit me.
Frenchie Shore'sgoing nuts tonight,
right, left and centre,
everybody's messing with everybody.
Frankly,
I'll tell you one thing: make love,
not war.
That's notFrenchie Shore.
- Do you want to go to my bed?
- Come on, let's go.
After everything that's been
going on, I'm well pissed off
and I feel like Tristan could
take the pressure off me.
- What do you want to do?
- Blow me.
I don't know.
I'm not giving you a choice,
you don't understand.
I don't know exactly what I did.
All I know is that I grabbed him,
we got into bed and made stuff.
I don't know exactly
what I did anymore.
Maybe I choked on his cock,
but that's it, I don't remember.
Tell me you're a bitch.
Say it.
- Hey, excuse me, it's me.
- Go away, Iris!
I'm having a blast,
and who do I see coming? Iris!
She doesn't realise. She thinks
I'm alone in bed, staring
at the ceiling like an architect.
- Are you sleeping here, Kara?
- No.
Good, that's the right answer.
Your handbag
- Iris!
- Oh, fuck, okay.
Go away!
Go on, we'll talk later.
Girl, can't you see
we're in the middle of something?
Don't try to cock-block me.
Watch out. Don't fuck with me either.
I'm sorry, I didn't see.
I can't see, I don't have my glasses,
I'm sorry!
NEXT TIME
Bye, girl. Bye.
Whose pussy am I heating tonight?
I've got a cockroach in my pussy.
It was such a weight on my shoulders.
We all belong here.
I'm so happy you're all here.
Go, go, go!
It's tiring always being the best.
You ate poop?
I see her kissing a guy,
I'm really pissed off.
- We'll sort this at the villa.
- When you go crazy, admit it.
Who's crazy here?
We're not the tastiest
nuggets in the box.