Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage (2024) s01e03 Episode Script
Secrets, Lies and a Chunk of Change
- Huh, weird.
- What?
Well, this article says to put
cabbage leaves in your bra
when you're ready
to stop breastfeeding.
Why would you do that?
To help dry up your milk.
Wh-What happens
to the cabbage leaves?
That's your question?
Good news, my mail's finally
coming to this address.
Oh, joy.
- Check it out.
- What's that?
- My very first credit card.
- Oh.
You never had one before?
Nope. Blockbuster card,
Subway card.
That's it.
Not even a library card?
[chuckles]
Good one.
Congrats, son.
This is going right next
to my driver's license.
Maybe it's time
to retire the Velcro.
Why? It still works.
JIM: Now you just be careful.
Those cards can get you in trouble.
Mm, Amanda knows
a thing or two about that.
Don't you, Amanda?
Oh, yeah?
Well, when I was younger
I-I got a little carried away,
but I learned my lesson.
Younger like my age?
Yes.
So a long time ago.
Yes.
# #
[CeeCee coos]
Geez, CeeCee.
How'd you get food in your hair?
Yeah, I miss
when she was bald.
It was our thing.
Hey, would you mind giving her
a bath while I clean up?
You kiddin'? Tubby time's
the best part of my day.
Come on, stinky girl.
Bye.
Okay, no more credit card
talk around Georgie.
I assumed
you told him.
Well, you assumed wrong.
Don't you think he has
a right to know?
Of course he does.
So what's the holdup?
He thinks I'm perfect.
Why would I take
that away from him?
Amanda,
secrets are bad
for a marriage.
Yeah, yeah.
What are we keeping secret?
This is a private conversation, honey.
I have a secret of my own.
Oh, good for you.
Would you like to hear it?
Not really.
I've been corresponding
with Tonight Show host Jay Leno.
Seriously?
We share a birthday.
I sent him a card, he responded,
an unlikely friendship was born.
Oh, please, why would he
be friends with you?
Simple.
He's a man of the people,
and I'm people.
I share a birthday
with Bryant Gumbel.
Oh, come on, that's cool.
Haven't done
this in a while.
Got to take the new credit card
out for a spin.
Well, let's not go crazy.
Don't worry. After tonight,
it's back to the dollar menu
at Taco Bell.
Hey, I happen to love
the dollar menu.
Girl, you better save that
sexy talk for when we get home.
[laughs]
And I know how these
credit card companies work.
Get people to run up a bill,
spend the rest of their life
paying off the interest
like chumps.
Well
I don't know
if I'd call them "chumps."
Good thing you learned
your lesson.
Mm-hmm.
You okay?
You're lookin' a little sweaty.
Oh, it's, uh-- it's the salsa.
It's kind of hot.
My dad taught me real early:
never a lender or a borrower be.
That's in the Bible.
Uh, that's actually Shakespeare.
Well, that ain't
where my dad heard it.
Well, what else did
your dad teach you?
Hmm, let's think.
Oh, you'll like this one.
The secret to findin' out
how your wife's gonna look
when she's older
is to check out her mother.
Oh, ew.
What? Your mom's a fox.
That works in your favor.
Oh, here it comes again.
Oh, ew.
Dang.
Right back at ya, cowboy.
I'm gonna
sleep good tonight.
So you're happy?
The happiest.
Cool, there's something
we need to talk about.
I'm sorry
I called your mom hot.
Can we just drop it?
No, i-it's not that.
Um, remember that trouble
I told you about when I was
younger with the credit cards?
Yeah.
And I-I told you
I learned my lesson?
Uh-huh.
It's more of an
ongoing lesson.
What do you mean?
Well, it means I still have
a little bit of credit card debt.
How much we talkin'?
Well
GEORGIE:
$12,000?!
I guess she told him.
Quiet, you're gonna
wake the baby.
How could you
not tell me?
Because it's my problem.
We're married now.
That makes it our problem.
[gasps]
You only had sex with me
to butter me up!
Well, think about how mad
you'd be if I didn't.
You should've told me
before we got married.
Yeah, well, I-I was
taking care of it.
How?
You just, you send
'em 20 bucks a month
per card and they kind
of leave you alone.
How many cards
are there?
A couple.
- So two?
- A few.
- So three?
- Some.
We been talking about moving
out and gettin' our own place.
- How is that ever gonna happen?
- I don't know, but we'll figure it out.
I cannot believe this.
I'm so sorry.
You should be.
Well, let me
make it up to you.
No, cut it out!
The Georgie store
is closed.
Yeah, I never thought Mandy'd
be the one to blow this up.
Me, neither.
But I'll take it.
Mornin'.
Hey.
Sure is humid
out there.
Gonna make my hair
all frizzy.
You gonna pretend like you didn't
hear us fightin' last night?
That was my plan, yes.
Did you know about
the credit cards?
Uh
yeah.
Didn't think to
give me a heads-up?
Oh, I thought about--
Ooh, cinnamon. Yum.
Hey, Ruben,
let me ask you a question.
If you knew a secret
that affected a family member,
you'd tell him, right?
What are you pulling
him into this for?
I'd like a fresh perspective.
Well?
Well, what kind
of secret?
A little white lie,
or your sister's
actually your mom?
That's a thing?
When you're 16,
pregnant and Catholic, yeah.
Well, his daughter owes a ton of money
and he didn't tell me about it.
Ooh, juicy.
How much?
Okay, that's enough.
Let's get back to work.
- No, I'd like to hear
what he's got to say. - Georgie!
Fine.
That baby even his?
You're on thin ice, pal.
Oh, come on,
I told you about my mom.
Go.
SPOKESPERSON: get your taxes in order
and into the mail.
SPORTSCASTER: The Flyers
ripped the Sabers four to--
SPOKESPERSON:
So don't get too comfortable--
SPORTSCASTER:
In sports
- Got a minute?
- Why?
You gonna kiss me and tell me
your mother's your sister?
What?
Never mind.
Here.
What's this?
It's all my credit card bills, everything.
Mastercard, American Express,
Visa, Discover.
Are there any you don't have?
They came to me,
I didn't go to them.
Whoa, what's this charge for?
Um, a purse.
Just one?
A really nice one.
I'm assuming it
didn't have Velcro.
What about this one?
Uh, that would be shoes.
And this one?
Shoes.
What's the Plaza?
Uh, that's a hotel
in New York City
across the street
from a really great shoe store.
You went to New York
to buy shoes?
Well, I also saw a taping
of Saturday Night Live,
which was free.
What's this St. Joseph's
Medical Center?
Oh, that, um
that was
an emergency room visit.
What happened to you?
It wasn't me,
it was a friend of mine.
What happened to her?
It was a him,
and he had an accident.
Okay, but why did
you pay the bill?
'Cause he was my boyfriend,
and he had no money.
You had no money.
Yeah, but I had
the credit card.
- Well, did he pay you back?
- No.
Well, he's gonna.
Where's he live?
I don't know,
it was a long time ago.
- What's his name?
- Look, just drop it, okay?
This is my problem.
Once again,
it's our problem!
Don't yell at me!
I'm not yelling,
I'm freakin' out!
SPORTSCASTER: The Flyers
ripped the Sabers 14-3.
The Canadiens got past
the Flames 7-6.
Denfield scored three times,
helping the Penguins
past the Jets
Want a hug?
Sure.
# #
All right.
Thought of a way you
could make it up to me.
Georgie, when I found out
you knocked up my daughter,
I was gonna shoot ya.
I didn't.
We're square.
Mandy paid
some guy's medical bills.
What's his name?
[chuckles]
You're not gonna quit, are ya?
St. Joseph's
Medical Center.
Oh, that's a chunk of change.
And I'm gonna get it.
What's his name?
Why don't you ask Mandy?
I did. She won't tell me.
Look, if I tell you,
it has to stay secret.
Cross my heart, hope to die,
stick a needle in my eye.
We're not on the monkey bars,
just say you promise.
Promise.
Thank you.
Georgie.
You're a good man.
I try, sir.
So glad I didn't shoot him.
# #
Can I help you?
You know a girl
name of Mandy McAllister?
I used to, why?
You owe her a bunch of money.
Who are you?
I'm her husband.
Oh, damn, she got married?
I always thought someday
we'd have a reconciliation.
Yeah, well, you snooze,
you lose.
You're kinda young, ain't ya?
I live a healthy lifestyle,
I stay out of the sun.
What are we gonna do about this?
Oh, yeah, I've been meaning
to pay her back.
Well, now's your chance.
Come on in.
You see her mom much?
Why?
I always thought
she was kinda hot.
Oh, ew.
You sure you
don't want a beer?
No, thank you.
Now, how we gonna handle
this money situation?
Simple.
I'll, uh, write you a check.
All right, then.
I appreciate you
being cool about this.
Well, making amends is one
of the steps of being sober.
Ain't not drinking
like step number one?
Oh, yeah, but that's
beer, that don't count.
You know, Mandy was right
to break up with me.
I wasn't in
a great place.
- Worse than now?
- Way worse.
The night she dumped me,
I fell down a flight of stairs.
- Ouch.
- Good thing I was drunk.
Only broke a wrist.
That's what that
medical bill was.
Still clicks.
Hear it?
[clicking]
Oh, yeah.
Like a Bic pen.
Well, anyways,
here you go.
Thank you.
Are y'all
gonna have kids?
We got one, little girl.
Aw, well, maybe I can come
meet her sometime.
I guess.
Where you live?
Alabama.
Well, shoot, leaving the state
would be a parole violation.
Well, that's a shame.
Good luck to ya.
I'm sorry, sir,
this check is no good.
Yeah, I had a feeling.
Thank you.
Hey.
What the hell?
You gave me
a bad check.
Yeah, sorry. Wait here,
I'll get you cash.
# #
[sighs]
You're awful quiet.
You all right?
Just tired.
Busy day?
Busy, busy.
Connor, why don't you be a member
of this family and join us for once?
I'm good.
Well, I'm not.
Would you like to join me?
No.
Just know,
you're always welcome.
Just so you know,
I'm gonna be working three
nights a week at the diner,
start chipping away
at those credit cards.
What about CeeCee?
Amanda and I have
already discussed it.
Grandma's on the job.
- Well, if I'm around, I can--
- Grandma's got it!
Hey, Mr. McAllister,
if you're open to it, I've got some ideas
as to how I can be making
more money at the store.
What you thinking?
Well, we got a tow truck
that mostly just sits there.
Why ain't we out there rescuing
folks with flat tires?
'Cause the police always call
Fagenbacher's Texaco
when someone needs a tow.
I get it, but what if
I were to tell you
my Meemaw has some cop friends
as a result of her
previous endeavors?
AUDREY:
Endeavors?
You mean an illegal
gambling room?
We also had a perfectly legal
video store to clean the money.
Georgie, where are you
going with this?
Don't worry, everything
will be aboveboard.
We can sponsor
the police softball team,
make donations
to their charity funds.
With what money?
I got a credit card.
You know, it's actually
not a terrible idea.
There you go.
Great minds think alike.
As long as I don't have
to drive that truck at night
I'm in.
No, sir, I'll do it.
I'll get a pager,
be on call 24/7.
What if someone were
to "accidentally"
drop a box of nails
over on Main Street?
Mom.
I'm trying to pay off
your credit card,
so back off!
I like it. Keep thinking.
Can someone pass the salt?
Thank you.
# #
You realize with you working
nights and me on a tow truck,
we might not be seeing
a lot of each other.
I know.
Or a lot of CeeCee.
Well, we'll have
a family reunion
when we get out
of the hole I dug.
Sounds like a plan.
You're really wonderful,
Georgie Cooper.
I know.
I am what you call "a catch."
Okay, don't get carried
away with yourself.
I'm just saying,
for a long time I thought
I was the lucky one
in this relationship,
but maybe it's you.
Or maybe we're
both lucky.
No, I'm pretty sure
it's you.
You jerk.
Hey, if it's really
important to you,
I-I'll reach out to my ex
and try to get the money back.
Oh, no, no, no,
you don't want that.
Best leave it
in the past.
Okay.
Just promise me,
no more secrets.
I promise.
You sure?
If there's anything you need
to tell me, now's the time.
Nothing.
What about you?
Nothing.
What you see
is what you get.
'Kay. Love you.
Love you, too.
# #
Well, this is a sad sight.
What took so long?
Sorry. Had to fix
a couple flats over on Main.
What's the trouble?
Don't know. It just conked out.
Well, you buy a foreign car,
you take your chances.
It's British.
[British accent]: We're saying
the same thing, gov'nah.
Hey, Georgie.
Oh, hey, Lisa.
Thanks for the call.
Thanks for the
softball uniforms.
[siren whoops]
# #
Oh, what a cute baby.
Thanks.
How old is this little guy?
Just turned one.
Oh, I got a daughter
about that age.
She's at home with my mom.
Probably putting her
to bed soon.
It's been a while since
I missed story time.
[voice breaking]:
Okay, let me tell you the specials.
The soup of the day is tomato
and, uh, we also have
a chicken-fried steak
with a side of mashed potatoes.
You don't want to miss out
on the pecan pie.
[sobbing]
ANSWERING MACHINE:
You have one new message.
[beeps]
JAY LENO:
Hey, Connor. Jay Leno here.
Just wanted to say thanks
for the care package.
You know, you could never
have too many socks.
Anyway, listen, hey, if you're ever in L.A.,
if you want to come by
and jam with The Tonight Show band,
the guys would love it. See ya.
[machine beeps]
AUDREY: Connor?
- What?
Well, this article says to put
cabbage leaves in your bra
when you're ready
to stop breastfeeding.
Why would you do that?
To help dry up your milk.
Wh-What happens
to the cabbage leaves?
That's your question?
Good news, my mail's finally
coming to this address.
Oh, joy.
- Check it out.
- What's that?
- My very first credit card.
- Oh.
You never had one before?
Nope. Blockbuster card,
Subway card.
That's it.
Not even a library card?
[chuckles]
Good one.
Congrats, son.
This is going right next
to my driver's license.
Maybe it's time
to retire the Velcro.
Why? It still works.
JIM: Now you just be careful.
Those cards can get you in trouble.
Mm, Amanda knows
a thing or two about that.
Don't you, Amanda?
Oh, yeah?
Well, when I was younger
I-I got a little carried away,
but I learned my lesson.
Younger like my age?
Yes.
So a long time ago.
Yes.
# #
[CeeCee coos]
Geez, CeeCee.
How'd you get food in your hair?
Yeah, I miss
when she was bald.
It was our thing.
Hey, would you mind giving her
a bath while I clean up?
You kiddin'? Tubby time's
the best part of my day.
Come on, stinky girl.
Bye.
Okay, no more credit card
talk around Georgie.
I assumed
you told him.
Well, you assumed wrong.
Don't you think he has
a right to know?
Of course he does.
So what's the holdup?
He thinks I'm perfect.
Why would I take
that away from him?
Amanda,
secrets are bad
for a marriage.
Yeah, yeah.
What are we keeping secret?
This is a private conversation, honey.
I have a secret of my own.
Oh, good for you.
Would you like to hear it?
Not really.
I've been corresponding
with Tonight Show host Jay Leno.
Seriously?
We share a birthday.
I sent him a card, he responded,
an unlikely friendship was born.
Oh, please, why would he
be friends with you?
Simple.
He's a man of the people,
and I'm people.
I share a birthday
with Bryant Gumbel.
Oh, come on, that's cool.
Haven't done
this in a while.
Got to take the new credit card
out for a spin.
Well, let's not go crazy.
Don't worry. After tonight,
it's back to the dollar menu
at Taco Bell.
Hey, I happen to love
the dollar menu.
Girl, you better save that
sexy talk for when we get home.
[laughs]
And I know how these
credit card companies work.
Get people to run up a bill,
spend the rest of their life
paying off the interest
like chumps.
Well
I don't know
if I'd call them "chumps."
Good thing you learned
your lesson.
Mm-hmm.
You okay?
You're lookin' a little sweaty.
Oh, it's, uh-- it's the salsa.
It's kind of hot.
My dad taught me real early:
never a lender or a borrower be.
That's in the Bible.
Uh, that's actually Shakespeare.
Well, that ain't
where my dad heard it.
Well, what else did
your dad teach you?
Hmm, let's think.
Oh, you'll like this one.
The secret to findin' out
how your wife's gonna look
when she's older
is to check out her mother.
Oh, ew.
What? Your mom's a fox.
That works in your favor.
Oh, here it comes again.
Oh, ew.
Dang.
Right back at ya, cowboy.
I'm gonna
sleep good tonight.
So you're happy?
The happiest.
Cool, there's something
we need to talk about.
I'm sorry
I called your mom hot.
Can we just drop it?
No, i-it's not that.
Um, remember that trouble
I told you about when I was
younger with the credit cards?
Yeah.
And I-I told you
I learned my lesson?
Uh-huh.
It's more of an
ongoing lesson.
What do you mean?
Well, it means I still have
a little bit of credit card debt.
How much we talkin'?
Well
GEORGIE:
$12,000?!
I guess she told him.
Quiet, you're gonna
wake the baby.
How could you
not tell me?
Because it's my problem.
We're married now.
That makes it our problem.
[gasps]
You only had sex with me
to butter me up!
Well, think about how mad
you'd be if I didn't.
You should've told me
before we got married.
Yeah, well, I-I was
taking care of it.
How?
You just, you send
'em 20 bucks a month
per card and they kind
of leave you alone.
How many cards
are there?
A couple.
- So two?
- A few.
- So three?
- Some.
We been talking about moving
out and gettin' our own place.
- How is that ever gonna happen?
- I don't know, but we'll figure it out.
I cannot believe this.
I'm so sorry.
You should be.
Well, let me
make it up to you.
No, cut it out!
The Georgie store
is closed.
Yeah, I never thought Mandy'd
be the one to blow this up.
Me, neither.
But I'll take it.
Mornin'.
Hey.
Sure is humid
out there.
Gonna make my hair
all frizzy.
You gonna pretend like you didn't
hear us fightin' last night?
That was my plan, yes.
Did you know about
the credit cards?
Uh
yeah.
Didn't think to
give me a heads-up?
Oh, I thought about--
Ooh, cinnamon. Yum.
Hey, Ruben,
let me ask you a question.
If you knew a secret
that affected a family member,
you'd tell him, right?
What are you pulling
him into this for?
I'd like a fresh perspective.
Well?
Well, what kind
of secret?
A little white lie,
or your sister's
actually your mom?
That's a thing?
When you're 16,
pregnant and Catholic, yeah.
Well, his daughter owes a ton of money
and he didn't tell me about it.
Ooh, juicy.
How much?
Okay, that's enough.
Let's get back to work.
- No, I'd like to hear
what he's got to say. - Georgie!
Fine.
That baby even his?
You're on thin ice, pal.
Oh, come on,
I told you about my mom.
Go.
SPOKESPERSON: get your taxes in order
and into the mail.
SPORTSCASTER: The Flyers
ripped the Sabers four to--
SPOKESPERSON:
So don't get too comfortable--
SPORTSCASTER:
In sports
- Got a minute?
- Why?
You gonna kiss me and tell me
your mother's your sister?
What?
Never mind.
Here.
What's this?
It's all my credit card bills, everything.
Mastercard, American Express,
Visa, Discover.
Are there any you don't have?
They came to me,
I didn't go to them.
Whoa, what's this charge for?
Um, a purse.
Just one?
A really nice one.
I'm assuming it
didn't have Velcro.
What about this one?
Uh, that would be shoes.
And this one?
Shoes.
What's the Plaza?
Uh, that's a hotel
in New York City
across the street
from a really great shoe store.
You went to New York
to buy shoes?
Well, I also saw a taping
of Saturday Night Live,
which was free.
What's this St. Joseph's
Medical Center?
Oh, that, um
that was
an emergency room visit.
What happened to you?
It wasn't me,
it was a friend of mine.
What happened to her?
It was a him,
and he had an accident.
Okay, but why did
you pay the bill?
'Cause he was my boyfriend,
and he had no money.
You had no money.
Yeah, but I had
the credit card.
- Well, did he pay you back?
- No.
Well, he's gonna.
Where's he live?
I don't know,
it was a long time ago.
- What's his name?
- Look, just drop it, okay?
This is my problem.
Once again,
it's our problem!
Don't yell at me!
I'm not yelling,
I'm freakin' out!
SPORTSCASTER: The Flyers
ripped the Sabers 14-3.
The Canadiens got past
the Flames 7-6.
Denfield scored three times,
helping the Penguins
past the Jets
Want a hug?
Sure.
# #
All right.
Thought of a way you
could make it up to me.
Georgie, when I found out
you knocked up my daughter,
I was gonna shoot ya.
I didn't.
We're square.
Mandy paid
some guy's medical bills.
What's his name?
[chuckles]
You're not gonna quit, are ya?
St. Joseph's
Medical Center.
Oh, that's a chunk of change.
And I'm gonna get it.
What's his name?
Why don't you ask Mandy?
I did. She won't tell me.
Look, if I tell you,
it has to stay secret.
Cross my heart, hope to die,
stick a needle in my eye.
We're not on the monkey bars,
just say you promise.
Promise.
Thank you.
Georgie.
You're a good man.
I try, sir.
So glad I didn't shoot him.
# #
Can I help you?
You know a girl
name of Mandy McAllister?
I used to, why?
You owe her a bunch of money.
Who are you?
I'm her husband.
Oh, damn, she got married?
I always thought someday
we'd have a reconciliation.
Yeah, well, you snooze,
you lose.
You're kinda young, ain't ya?
I live a healthy lifestyle,
I stay out of the sun.
What are we gonna do about this?
Oh, yeah, I've been meaning
to pay her back.
Well, now's your chance.
Come on in.
You see her mom much?
Why?
I always thought
she was kinda hot.
Oh, ew.
You sure you
don't want a beer?
No, thank you.
Now, how we gonna handle
this money situation?
Simple.
I'll, uh, write you a check.
All right, then.
I appreciate you
being cool about this.
Well, making amends is one
of the steps of being sober.
Ain't not drinking
like step number one?
Oh, yeah, but that's
beer, that don't count.
You know, Mandy was right
to break up with me.
I wasn't in
a great place.
- Worse than now?
- Way worse.
The night she dumped me,
I fell down a flight of stairs.
- Ouch.
- Good thing I was drunk.
Only broke a wrist.
That's what that
medical bill was.
Still clicks.
Hear it?
[clicking]
Oh, yeah.
Like a Bic pen.
Well, anyways,
here you go.
Thank you.
Are y'all
gonna have kids?
We got one, little girl.
Aw, well, maybe I can come
meet her sometime.
I guess.
Where you live?
Alabama.
Well, shoot, leaving the state
would be a parole violation.
Well, that's a shame.
Good luck to ya.
I'm sorry, sir,
this check is no good.
Yeah, I had a feeling.
Thank you.
Hey.
What the hell?
You gave me
a bad check.
Yeah, sorry. Wait here,
I'll get you cash.
# #
[sighs]
You're awful quiet.
You all right?
Just tired.
Busy day?
Busy, busy.
Connor, why don't you be a member
of this family and join us for once?
I'm good.
Well, I'm not.
Would you like to join me?
No.
Just know,
you're always welcome.
Just so you know,
I'm gonna be working three
nights a week at the diner,
start chipping away
at those credit cards.
What about CeeCee?
Amanda and I have
already discussed it.
Grandma's on the job.
- Well, if I'm around, I can--
- Grandma's got it!
Hey, Mr. McAllister,
if you're open to it, I've got some ideas
as to how I can be making
more money at the store.
What you thinking?
Well, we got a tow truck
that mostly just sits there.
Why ain't we out there rescuing
folks with flat tires?
'Cause the police always call
Fagenbacher's Texaco
when someone needs a tow.
I get it, but what if
I were to tell you
my Meemaw has some cop friends
as a result of her
previous endeavors?
AUDREY:
Endeavors?
You mean an illegal
gambling room?
We also had a perfectly legal
video store to clean the money.
Georgie, where are you
going with this?
Don't worry, everything
will be aboveboard.
We can sponsor
the police softball team,
make donations
to their charity funds.
With what money?
I got a credit card.
You know, it's actually
not a terrible idea.
There you go.
Great minds think alike.
As long as I don't have
to drive that truck at night
I'm in.
No, sir, I'll do it.
I'll get a pager,
be on call 24/7.
What if someone were
to "accidentally"
drop a box of nails
over on Main Street?
Mom.
I'm trying to pay off
your credit card,
so back off!
I like it. Keep thinking.
Can someone pass the salt?
Thank you.
# #
You realize with you working
nights and me on a tow truck,
we might not be seeing
a lot of each other.
I know.
Or a lot of CeeCee.
Well, we'll have
a family reunion
when we get out
of the hole I dug.
Sounds like a plan.
You're really wonderful,
Georgie Cooper.
I know.
I am what you call "a catch."
Okay, don't get carried
away with yourself.
I'm just saying,
for a long time I thought
I was the lucky one
in this relationship,
but maybe it's you.
Or maybe we're
both lucky.
No, I'm pretty sure
it's you.
You jerk.
Hey, if it's really
important to you,
I-I'll reach out to my ex
and try to get the money back.
Oh, no, no, no,
you don't want that.
Best leave it
in the past.
Okay.
Just promise me,
no more secrets.
I promise.
You sure?
If there's anything you need
to tell me, now's the time.
Nothing.
What about you?
Nothing.
What you see
is what you get.
'Kay. Love you.
Love you, too.
# #
Well, this is a sad sight.
What took so long?
Sorry. Had to fix
a couple flats over on Main.
What's the trouble?
Don't know. It just conked out.
Well, you buy a foreign car,
you take your chances.
It's British.
[British accent]: We're saying
the same thing, gov'nah.
Hey, Georgie.
Oh, hey, Lisa.
Thanks for the call.
Thanks for the
softball uniforms.
[siren whoops]
# #
Oh, what a cute baby.
Thanks.
How old is this little guy?
Just turned one.
Oh, I got a daughter
about that age.
She's at home with my mom.
Probably putting her
to bed soon.
It's been a while since
I missed story time.
[voice breaking]:
Okay, let me tell you the specials.
The soup of the day is tomato
and, uh, we also have
a chicken-fried steak
with a side of mashed potatoes.
You don't want to miss out
on the pecan pie.
[sobbing]
ANSWERING MACHINE:
You have one new message.
[beeps]
JAY LENO:
Hey, Connor. Jay Leno here.
Just wanted to say thanks
for the care package.
You know, you could never
have too many socks.
Anyway, listen, hey, if you're ever in L.A.,
if you want to come by
and jam with The Tonight Show band,
the guys would love it. See ya.
[machine beeps]
AUDREY: Connor?