Grosse Pointe Garden Society (2025) s01e03 Episode Script
Companion Planting
1
Previously on "Grosse
Pointe Garden Society"
You chose your dog over your job.
My dog was murdered?
Someone shot her.
Your wife left you
for a good-looking guy
with lots of money and a powerful job.
Whose side are you on?
Bet you didn't know I have a son.
- What's the favor?
- Friend of mine is in trouble.
The Xbox.
I didn't give him this.
He said you paid for it.
[SIGHS]
[MOANING]
Why'd you have to blow up my life?
How long are you planning to stay?
Long as it takes to destroy
everything you care about.
I can fix this.
There's something I need to tell you.
Can we stop saying "the
body"? Let's just say "quiche."
- Koi pond?
- What about the garden?
We'll have to dig it up.
Please tell me I didn't just hear
they're gonna dig up the body.
[SIGHS] We have to move it.
[INQUISITIVE MUSIC]
So the primary'll have
dual walk-in closets
and pocket doors to the terrace.
Do you guys want to see
where the ADU's gonna be?
Can't wait.
Uh, ADU?
It's where rich people
put their Pilates machines.
Or in this case, a guesthouse
with a soaking tub and walk-in shower.
[SQUEALS]
Two floors, three-car garage underneath.
Is she OK?
She's just in the denial
stage of cold-blooded murder.
There's been nothing on the news.
Nothing anywhere.
It's like no one even misses Quiche.
It's only been a few days.
You're allowed to say it, guys.
Planting the phone worked.
For now.
I'm thinking accordion doors
to capture that lake breeze.
Cool.
Unless you want something different.
- Me?
- You're gonna live here.
She is?
Thought she might want to
get rid of that divorce juju.
Uh, this is way too much house for me.
Well, you won't be living here alone.
Who's my roomie?
Quiche.
♪
Oh, God.
[BEEPS]
Marilyn's determined
to build that koi pond.
No.
She's already started the site survey.
Hell no.
When does the foundation go in?
Tomorrow.
Why does it have to be me?
I could never afford this house.
And we won't have to move
a dead body ever again.
♪
Please say something.
Like what?
I don't know.
Anything.
- Is it over?
- Yes.
Yes, of course.
When did it start?
A while ago.
Weeks?
Months?
Christmas.
Where?
Where what?
Where did you and Gary
paint each other's nails?
What do you think?
[SIGHS]
Um
hotels,
show houses
Our house?
Our bed?
[SOMBER MUSIC]
♪
Do you love him?
[SNIFFS] No.
Not anymore.
♪
OK.
OK?
OK.
OK what?
[SIMPLE SYMMETRY AND
ABRAO'S "SIM SIM SIM"]
I forgive you.
That's it?
Thanks for letting me know.
♪
And then, from the shadows,
they hear a low growl.
Bigfoot?
A whole herd of them!
- [GROWLS]
- [LAUGHS]
This sucks.
Well, that's 'cause we
haven't made s'mores yet.
I'm gonna go get my iPad.
No one likes to look at a dead garden.
All they see is a big pile of dirt.
[SINGING IN PORTUGUESE]
♪
What are you doing?
Whatever you want.
♪
I want to go to couples counseling.
♪
What was once lush and vibrant
is now barren and bleak.
♪
♪
My job is to bring
the dirt back to life.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[HORN HONKING]
How's your friend?
- Um, way better.
- Yeah?
- Who's she talking about?
- No one.
The girl he's making babies with.
[SNORTS]
- So not cool.
- Yeah?
Neither is this.
It's not mine.
Is that the new Xbox?
Yeah. Do you want it?
Hell yeah!
OK, wait. Maybe it is mine.
You don't know who you're messing with.
Oh, what, are you gonna
send me to my room?
Oh, come on.
I'm not one of these
Lululemon bitches you can play.
Oh, no. No, I know exactly who you are.
You're all about, "Look
at me, rich friends.
"I'm helping the dumb, poor kid.
Can I get back on the pickleball team?"
Even if that were true, why
not take advantage of it?
[QUIRKY ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
But you still owe me for the Xbox.
♪
So when I look at a dead garden,
I just see possibility.
He served me breakfast
in bed this morning.
- Weird.
- Yeah.
- What'd he make?
- Crêpes.
Huh, weirder.
Who makes crêpes for the
wife who just cheated on you?
Imagine what you'd get if you hadn't.
Why isn't he mad at me?
Mm, maybe Tucker is more of a time bomb.
Or maybe he did something way worse.
Do I put the purplies next to
the green ones or the pink things?
Uh, by the dahlias.
- Pink things.
- The pink things.
Explain yourself, lady.
Kid's working off a debt.
No, about Tucker.
Oh, here's the thing.
Any time a guy is too nice
and not trying to get in my pants,
he did something bad.
She's not wrong.
Lots of dudes own guns, Alice.
Do you?
Nah, I'm more of a
hand-to-hand combat kind of guy.
Doug has a gun? For what?
Nothing he wants me to know about.
What'd he make you for breakfast?
A therapy appointment.
Where are my marigolds?
Oh, they're too expensive.
But marigolds draw the eye.
We decided to sub pansies.
Well, they won't tell
the same story, Catherine.
And what story is that, Marilyn?
Well, once upon a time,
there was a cute little garden club
that thought they could win
the most prestigious prize
in the state of Michigan
by planting the same
flowers year after year
because they'd rather
drink rosé and discuss
their sad little marriages
instead of focusing
on what's really important
making a goddamn garden
that sings from the dirt to the heavens.
Donna!
Marigolds must be on
sale somewhere, right?
You had to tell her about the pansies.
Kind of fun watching her
suffer, though, right?
[LAUGHTER]
[MUFFLED] I think there's
something wrong with my lips.
- [GASPS]
- Whoa, buddy.
I got stung by a bee.
- What the hell?
- Donna, can we get some water?
- Oh, my God.
- [WHEEZES]
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Please don't die.
How do we lose a body?
I'm telling you, it was 15 paces
from the Japanese boxwood.
No, it was the Wintergreen boxwood.
- This one or that one?
- This one.
- I just tried this one.
- Try the other one!
Awesome. We lost Quiche.
We didn't lose anyone.
Why don't you just live stream it?
How else are we supposed
to see where we're digging?
That's what the boxwoods were for.
Quiche.
[TENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
♪
How deep do we go?
Till we hit the quilt.
What if we hit an arm or a leg?
Or a face?
Dig softly.
Oh, my God.
♪
- Guys, hold up.
- There's no time.
They start pouring cement at sunrise.
That car wasn't here earlier.
♪
Someone's watching us.
♪
What's his weight?
I'm not sure.
Is he allergic to any medications?
I don't know.
Has he ever had a
reaction like this before?
I don't know, OK?
He is your son, right?
OK.
I just need you to sign this for me.
What's this for?
We can't treat a minor
without a parent's consent.
[SIGHS]
[GENTLE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
♪
In order to make this
work, I want both of you
to be really honest with each other.
So who would like to begin?
You're the one who wanted to do this.
And why do you think that is, Doug?
I don't know.
I guess there's some weirdness with us.
What kind of weirdness?
Mm, just money. You know, life stuff.
[LAUGHS]
That's not why we're here.
Um, she's also on the
fence about buying a house,
starting a family
No, it's not about that, either.
Then what is it?
Molly.
Oh, come on.
- You never liked her.
- That's not fair.
You never allowed her in your car.
OK, she got carsick.
- You didn't play with her.
- How could I?
She was always glued to your side.
Who's Molly?
You never even took her to the vet.
What's your point, Alice?
You said she was the reason
I didn't want to have kids.
So?
So maybe you wanted her gone.
[LAUGHS] That's super messed up.
Did you do something to my dog?
Do you know what she's referring to?
[SOMBER MUSIC]
I think so.
♪
- How could you?
- It was an accident.
Oh, my God.
What was, Doug?
I was in a rush.
I didn't hear it close.
Huh?
I should have gone back to
check, but I just didn't.
What the hell are you talking about?
I left the gate open.
And I didn't want to
tell you because I knew
you'd have that look on your face.
Thank you for your honesty.
I really want to believe it.
[QUIRKY ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
♪
Uh
OK.
OK, feels like a really
good place to stop.
[BRIGHT ACOUSTIC MUSIC]
♪
Belle and I run for the wall ♪
That one come with cruise control?
Why, are you gonna mow your own lawn?
Oof, never.
It is a sweet machine.
What's up, Connor?
Has Zach said anything
about fly fishing?
[CHUCKLES]
Only every time we pass
the sporting goods store.
He wants to hit the
UP for rainbow trout.
Well, still saving for all the gear,
so he'll have to wait for steelhead.
Well, you know, I've got
a cabin up in Marquette.
[LAUGHS] Would surprise
me if you didn't.
All the rods, everything you need.
Uh, I don't know what to say.
I'm happy to help.
[LAUGHS] OK.
So, uh, how do we do this?
Whatever's easiest.
I can grab the stuff tomorrow after work
when I have the truck.
Oh, man.
- This sucks.
- What?
I meant Zach would go with me.
But but it's my weekend.
We always swap.
But I want to teach him
He's not gonna be a pro overnight.
The way my dad taught me.
- You still can.
- It's just
♪
it should be my thing.
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
Whether you like it or
not, I'm in his life too.
Zach's busy.
Your call.
By the way, never told him any of this,
so he won't know what he's missing.
♪
Please be kind ♪
And re ♪
[TENSE MUSIC]
♪
It was probably just
some kids hooking up.
I swear I saw binoculars.
Could have been a beer bottle.
What is it with you and the lights?
What? You work here.
Even if someone was watching us,
all they saw was a bunch
of people gardening.
In the dark?
Well, that's on you, my friend.
Sure, we're night gardeners.
Is that even a thing?
Or he could have been a bird-watcher.
Which explains the binoculars.
What birds are out at night?
Owls.
Nightingales.
Do you guys actually hear yourselves?
Night bird-watching?
It's definitely not a thing.
- We should go back.
- What?
- We still have time.
- Guys, he's a cop.
- Then why aren't we in jail?
- Because he's waiting for us
to do something stupid like
go back and dig up a body.
OK, if we don't, Marilyn will.
Fine.
Knock yourself out.
♪
It was way too much house for me anyway.
[SIGHS] Fine.
Then what do we do?
Leave Quiche in peace.
For how long?
Till whoever's watching us just thinks
we're a bunch of boring day gardeners.
At least that's a thing.
♪
Can we get smoothies now?
Why did you switch in
the first place, huh?
Connor said wide
receivers win the games.
Well, not without the running backs
pushing the team down the field.
That's what I told him.
Can I get the Peanut Butter Blast-Off?
It only comes in a grown-up size.
Can I get a grown-up size smoothie?
Uh, sure.
[TENSE MUSIC]
- Yay!
- What? No.
Uh, we'll see. Zach, get in the car.
Ow! What's your deal?
I just don't want them to
run out of smoothies, OK?
- Move over.
- Quit it!
- I was here first.
- You're on my side.
[ENGINE RUMBLES]
♪
[DOORBELL RINGING]
Why are we here?
- Uh, family meeting.
- I want my smoothie.
- Mom will make you one.
- It's not the same!
What is happening?
Hey, uh, can the kids
stay here this weekend?
Uh, why?
Oh, I just got a lot going on.
Hey, uh, you guys go play, OK?
I'll be in there in a second.
Is everything OK?
Uh, don't answer the door for anyone.
♪
[ENGINE RUMBLES]
[TABLET GAME BEEPING]
[SOFT POP MUSIC]
Been on that thing all day, buddy.
Nothing else to do.
You want to hit the park?
And play on the swings?
♪
You're right. Screw the park.
Want to go catch some rainbow trout?
- For real?
- Surprise!
Right now?
Uh, Connor's gonna take you.
Aren't you coming?
Oh, I gotta put in a whole row
of Japanese maples this weekend.
But I want to go with you.
Well, the thing is,
Connor is just way more experienced.
- He is?
- Oh, yeah.
Yeah, dude's won trophies and stuff,
might have even been
sponsored or something.
You won't be mad?
No, no, no. Never, buddy.
It'd actually help me out
at work if you went with him.
- Awesome.
- [LAUGHS]
♪
[PHONE RINGING]
[KNOCKS]
Oh! What?
[LAUGHS] OK.
All right, I'm gonna need you to twirl.
- Yes.
- Is it giving flirty plumber?
Um, you know, it's giving, like,
F-22 pilot, just landed on the deck,
ready to debrief, you know?
Ooh, mission accomplished.
[BOTH LAUGH]
- Your hubby's off-site.
- Oh.
Well, I just needed to print
out some permission slips
for Dakota's field trip.
OK.
Uh, anything else?
Uh, coffee run?
I could.
We could do those
rocket fuel cold brews.
Oh, yeah, good idea.
Goes with your outfit.
- Charge it to the company.
- Will do.
[SLAYYYTER'S "STUPID BOY"]
[ENERGETIC POP MUSIC]
♪
Boy, boy, boy, boy ♪
You stu-stu-stupid ♪
Stupid boy ♪
Boy, boy, boy, boy ♪
You stupid ♪
♪
[PHONE RUMBLING]
Oh.
Hey, babe.
Can you grab my suit from the cleaners?
Oh, uh, yeah, I can swing
by after Addie's dance class.
Yeah, I might have to make
a quick trip to Chicago.
New client?
No, just matched on one
of those cheater websites
with a yoga instructor in Lincoln Park.
What?
[CHUCKLES] New client.
Hilarious.
Whatcha doin'?
Uh, I'm just returning
some things at Target.
Oh, I'm about to drive right by you.
We should grab lunch.
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Well, why don't I meet you?
Well, I'm pulling into Target now.
Yeah, um, actually, I'm leaving.
We can take one car.
You know what? I just left.
Wow, that's a nice trick.
What do you mean?
Leaving Target when I'm
standing right behind you.
[TENSE MUSIC]
♪
I was just, um, printing
some permission slips.
For Dakota. Yeah, Brian already told me.
I I'm gonna check the printer.
I don't think he needs to do that.
Do you?
OK, I'm gonna
I'm gonna leave these
cold brews on my desk.
♪
Well, I've got to jump into a meeting.
Feel free to go through
all the drawers too.
- Key's in the tray.
- Tucker.
I'm really gonna need my suit, though.
Do you mind?
OK.
♪
[INDISTINCT PA CHATTER]
- Ma'am?
- How is he?
- Oh, you can't smoke in here.
- It's not lit.
Still, it's against the law
to even have a cigarette
Is my son OK?
He's stable.
Oh, thank God.
We gave him epinephrine.
Swelling's down.
Oxygen levels look good.
So I can take him home?
We want to keep him overnight.
Is that necessary?
Just to make sure he's out of the woods.
Out of the woods?
What are the woods?
You know, sometimes
these things get worse
before they get better.
Well, I'd really like
to get him out of here
before anyone at home finds out.
Finds out?
Gets worried.
OK.
I mean, in your experience, Eric,
what are the odds something happens?
It's case by case.
OK, but if you were,
like, betting in Vegas.
On your son going into
anaphylactic shock again?
Ballpark.
He should really stay the night.
[SIGHS]
[LIGHT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
♪
I didn't know he was allergic to bees.
Moms can't know everything.
♪
[LINE TRILLING]
I don't think she's the right therapist.
You're lucky she didn't call the cops.
She just didn't get us.
- What is wrong with you?
- Me?
Do you really think I shot the dog?
Well, since when did
you start packing heat?
Oh, my my dad gave it to me
after the break-in next door.
You know how I feel about guns.
Which is why I didn't want to tell you.
And then Molly's shot.
Oh, my Alice, everyone has a gun
cops, security guards, grannies.
Yeah, but not everyone's
jealous of a dog.
Oh, my God, I am so
sorry for being honest.
You know, there are ways to
tell where this came from.
[SCOFFS] So what?
You're just gonna run
some forensics on it?
Maybe.
You know what?
Let me make it easy for you.
Forget the CSI crap and
this stupid therapy, OK?
I did it, OK?
I grabbed Molly by the collar,
and I put some peanut
butter on the tip of a gun,
and as she was blissfully lapping it up,
I blew her goddamn brains out.
[SIGHS]
Is that true?
Does it even matter?
It's the only thing you want to hear.
[KEYS JINGLE]
I'm gonna walk.
[SOMBER MUSIC]
♪
[SIGHS]
♪
You're still up.
Shh.
What's going on?
[TENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
♪
You know how you stop
a shark from circling?
Don't.
♪
- Who are you?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You've been on me for days
no shift change, no partner,
and this car is way too
junky to be government issued,
- so you can't be a cop.
- Take it easy, man.
Who the hell are you?
Dashing through the snow ♪
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- Jesus.
- I know.
Why would your ex-wife
have a PI on your ass?
It's her husband. He wants dirt.
For what?
His kids.
He's trying to get custody.
Making spirits bright ♪
What fun it is to ride and sing ♪
Better than a cop, I guess.
Yeah, for you.
A sleighing song tonight ♪
Not necessarily.
Jingle bells ♪
He could have seen all of
us do all kinds of things.
No, he didn't see us bury Quiche.
How do you know?
Because there'd be no reason
to still follow me if he knew that.
Unless he's waiting to use it.
Jingle bells ♪
Jingle all the way ♪
Then what happened?
I said, next time I see him,
I'm gonna take his ear as a souvenir.
Hmm, didn't take this guy for a badass.
Oh, yeah.
Poor schmuck peed his pants.
[LAUGHTER]
So [CLEARS THROAT]
You made the guy who maybe saw us
murder someone wet himself.
♪
Join us in this song ♪
Anyone want to split cheese fries?
At 9:00 AM?
The time of day is your
issue with cheese fries?
Let's at least get onion rings.
- How is that better?
- It's a root vegetable.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
♪
Where do you even get one of those?
Our guys use them to
find sprinkler heads.
I think I think
it was more over here.
- How far'd he throw it?
- Ugh, I don't know.
He was really angry.
I mean, it could be anywhere, Alice.
If we don't find it, I'll never know.
- [DETECTOR SQUEAKING]
- Oh!
[LAUGHS]
Dibs. [LAUGHS]
Do you think Doug would
actually do that to an animal?
Dahmer had a bestie.
What does that have to do with Doug?
Well, so Dahmer and this guy,
they'd, like, hang at McDonald's
while he was still dissolving bodies.
- Ew.
- Yeah.
Here's one of the most
evil people on the planet,
but to his bestie, he's just
a dude who likes nuggets.
- [CHUCKLES]
- [SIGHS]
Doug's not a monster.
Probably not.
Thank you.
But, um, the fact that we're out here
looking for a bullet to prove it?
Might want to take a hard
look at your marriage.
[DETECTOR SQUEAKING]
- [YELPS]
- Oh!
[BOTH LAUGH]
[GASPS]
♪
Shut up.
Marigolds.
♪
- [LAUGHS]
- Huh.
♪
Wait.
No one in my family is
allergic to anything.
I swear I had no idea.
Thank you.
Oh.
Why is she still here?
She's just leaving.
She was never supposed to be
with him in the first place.
It wasn't like we were hanging out.
It was more educational.
What the hell does that mean?
I was teaching him a lesson.
He owed her for an Xbox.
You knew about this?
Joel was just trying
to do the right thing.
Joel?
You guys are friends now?
You know what?
I'm just gonna go.
I want you to arrest her.
I think you're making this
bigger than it needs to be.
She keeps violating our agreement.
- Will you calm down?
- Signed for him as his mother.
Yeah, to save his life.
- Whose side are you on?
- Our son's.
He's not your son.
Can I get another one of these?
You bet, champ.
Come on, let's get you back in bed.
[INDISTINCT PA CHATTER]
[SOFT PIANO MUSIC]
♪
[SIGHS]
♪
Smells good.
Rack of lamb.
It's almost done.
My fave.
♪
I got the cookbook from that
place in New York we loved.
Uh
who's coming over?
Oh, it's just us.
[SIGHS] OK, uh
Can we please talk about this?
Yeah, going left to
right, we got a Morbier,
a Camembert, a Stilton
they said was good
I mean, basically half of France.
I mean what happened
at the office today.
All right, well, what
were you looking for?
Anything to explain
why you're cooking
rack of lamb right now.
Well, it's your fave.
You should be throwing it in my face.
Then we wouldn't be able to enjoy it.
[SIGHS]
OK, unless you're embezzling
or drug trafficking or
God, I don't know have
a secret family somewhere,
I just
Ooh, I'm not doing any of that.
Then why don't you punish me?
OK. You really want to know?
I was also in love with someone.
Oh.
♪
From work?
Head for business, though.
What's she like?
She's funny.
And smart, sexy.
An incredible mother.
[SCOFFS] Great.
It's too bad her husband stopped seeing
how lucky he was.
♪
Maybe she did the same.
♪
I could sleep on the couch,
or move into a sad hotel,
make you cry at some
expensive therapist,
and wield it all as a weapon
until we're both bloody.
I deserve it.
Or I could just skip to the part
where we both try harder.
How can you do that?
'Cause you're my ride or die.
♪
I'll go set the table.
Oh, I already did.
[LAUGHS]
If you really want to help,
you could make me the
strongest drink possible.
OK.
Yeah.
[HELENA DELAND'S "TAKE IT ALL"]
♪
[GATE CREAKING]
♪
I couldn't help it, no ♪
♪
I made it up ♪
♪
The life I danced in ♪
The latch doesn't close.
And could get enough ♪
The gate is broken.
♪
I couldn't help it ♪
It's not your fault.
♪
I wondered who let you ♪
Call them baby ♪
I'm gonna go stay with my parents.
I wondered who let
you call them baby ♪
[SCOFFS]
For how long?
♪
I'll call the landlord about the latch.
Take it all ♪
Bring it back to my bed ♪
♪
- [KNOCKING]
- Melissa!
Open up.
I'm not leaving without my kids.
Zach, Zoe, come on.
Dad's here. Let's go. Get your stuff.
What are you doing?
Oh, you're home.
- The kids aren't here.
- Well, where are they?
Not here.
It's my day.
OK, well, the kids
need to be safe, Brett.
Well, you're the one who put a PI on me.
Who you pulled a knife on.
Kitchen scissors.
Like that matters.
Look, look, look, you got
the money, fancy friends
- Please go.
- The mansion
- Brett
- This is all I got.
I filed for emergency
custody this morning.
This isn't you, Melissa.
- Me?
- Yeah.
Connor's been the problem
from the moment you met him.
Look at you.
Brett, you are not yourself.
Mm.
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Can I can I can
I at least see them?
Just go home.
♪
[SIGHS]
I checked credit cards,
emails, work trips,
our safety deposit box.
Only one thing I didn't expect.
Always something.
That he's still into me.
Who knew having an affair
could save your marriage?
Uh, I might have to
respectfully disagree.
There's more?
Just get your intern on it.
[SIGHS]
Hey, when's Alice getting here?
She won't text me back.
- Hmm.
- Huh.
[SIGHS] Well, Marilyn's got an eye.
I'll give her that.
Yeah, the orangies really make it pop.
- What am I looking at here?
- Your masterpiece.
The marigolds are
supposed to be stage left.
But does it matter?
You know what? We should sub pansies.
- Are you kidding me right now?
- No.
- I'll do it.
- No
See, that's the winning spirit.
Ugh.
That's gonna take all weekend.
Well, my kids are on a fishing trip.
Well, I'm free.
Tucker can take Addison to
her soccer game for once.
[SOFIE ROYER'S "ASLEEP"]
Make Alice do it.
♪
What?
My customers think gardens are just
a bunch of pretty flowers.
What they don't know is,
the right pairing makes
all the difference
Really going for the stereotype, huh?
I see you in my rearview mirror ♪
[CHUCKLES]
I know it always seems ♪
They're, uh, free for cops.
Mm.
So what did she mean?
So why don't I admit ♪
I'm his stepfather. [CLEARS THROAT]
She adopted him before I was around.
Every time I close my eyes ♪
I get to be ♪
Want to buy me a cup of coffee?
I don't have to pay for those either.
Like how shade from a sunflower
triples the yield of a cucumber patch.
♪
But not every pairing works out.
♪
[TIRES SCREECH]
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey!
What? Hey.
[GRUNTS]
[KNOCKS]
♪
What's going on?
♪
I lie to my friends ♪
It really sucks to get it wrong.
♪
'Cause when you do, there's
always a price to pay.
It's like the tips of the
leaves are turning yellow.
Well, how much light
does your greenhouse get?
As much as it can in the winter.
But the tomatoes are coming out.
Uh, well, you probably
just have a slight,
uh, nitrogen deficiency.
Mm, the guy from, uh, O'Neill's,
he said that I should
use chicken manure.
Uh, what?
Chicken turds?
Oh, no, no.
You gotta use something synthetic.
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
What aisle is that?
You know what, I'll just
I'll just grab it myself.
♪
Someone's watching us.
[TENSE MUSIC]
He could have seen all of us
♪
Doing all kinds of things.
♪
Excuse me, sir.
Uh, someone can help you up front.
Just need to ask you a question.
Oh, I'm with a customer.
About the other night at
that fancy garden party.
♪
Any chance you know
someone by the name of
Previously on "Grosse
Pointe Garden Society"
You chose your dog over your job.
My dog was murdered?
Someone shot her.
Your wife left you
for a good-looking guy
with lots of money and a powerful job.
Whose side are you on?
Bet you didn't know I have a son.
- What's the favor?
- Friend of mine is in trouble.
The Xbox.
I didn't give him this.
He said you paid for it.
[SIGHS]
[MOANING]
Why'd you have to blow up my life?
How long are you planning to stay?
Long as it takes to destroy
everything you care about.
I can fix this.
There's something I need to tell you.
Can we stop saying "the
body"? Let's just say "quiche."
- Koi pond?
- What about the garden?
We'll have to dig it up.
Please tell me I didn't just hear
they're gonna dig up the body.
[SIGHS] We have to move it.
[INQUISITIVE MUSIC]
So the primary'll have
dual walk-in closets
and pocket doors to the terrace.
Do you guys want to see
where the ADU's gonna be?
Can't wait.
Uh, ADU?
It's where rich people
put their Pilates machines.
Or in this case, a guesthouse
with a soaking tub and walk-in shower.
[SQUEALS]
Two floors, three-car garage underneath.
Is she OK?
She's just in the denial
stage of cold-blooded murder.
There's been nothing on the news.
Nothing anywhere.
It's like no one even misses Quiche.
It's only been a few days.
You're allowed to say it, guys.
Planting the phone worked.
For now.
I'm thinking accordion doors
to capture that lake breeze.
Cool.
Unless you want something different.
- Me?
- You're gonna live here.
She is?
Thought she might want to
get rid of that divorce juju.
Uh, this is way too much house for me.
Well, you won't be living here alone.
Who's my roomie?
Quiche.
♪
Oh, God.
[BEEPS]
Marilyn's determined
to build that koi pond.
No.
She's already started the site survey.
Hell no.
When does the foundation go in?
Tomorrow.
Why does it have to be me?
I could never afford this house.
And we won't have to move
a dead body ever again.
♪
Please say something.
Like what?
I don't know.
Anything.
- Is it over?
- Yes.
Yes, of course.
When did it start?
A while ago.
Weeks?
Months?
Christmas.
Where?
Where what?
Where did you and Gary
paint each other's nails?
What do you think?
[SIGHS]
Um
hotels,
show houses
Our house?
Our bed?
[SOMBER MUSIC]
♪
Do you love him?
[SNIFFS] No.
Not anymore.
♪
OK.
OK?
OK.
OK what?
[SIMPLE SYMMETRY AND
ABRAO'S "SIM SIM SIM"]
I forgive you.
That's it?
Thanks for letting me know.
♪
And then, from the shadows,
they hear a low growl.
Bigfoot?
A whole herd of them!
- [GROWLS]
- [LAUGHS]
This sucks.
Well, that's 'cause we
haven't made s'mores yet.
I'm gonna go get my iPad.
No one likes to look at a dead garden.
All they see is a big pile of dirt.
[SINGING IN PORTUGUESE]
♪
What are you doing?
Whatever you want.
♪
I want to go to couples counseling.
♪
What was once lush and vibrant
is now barren and bleak.
♪
♪
My job is to bring
the dirt back to life.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[HORN HONKING]
How's your friend?
- Um, way better.
- Yeah?
- Who's she talking about?
- No one.
The girl he's making babies with.
[SNORTS]
- So not cool.
- Yeah?
Neither is this.
It's not mine.
Is that the new Xbox?
Yeah. Do you want it?
Hell yeah!
OK, wait. Maybe it is mine.
You don't know who you're messing with.
Oh, what, are you gonna
send me to my room?
Oh, come on.
I'm not one of these
Lululemon bitches you can play.
Oh, no. No, I know exactly who you are.
You're all about, "Look
at me, rich friends.
"I'm helping the dumb, poor kid.
Can I get back on the pickleball team?"
Even if that were true, why
not take advantage of it?
[QUIRKY ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
But you still owe me for the Xbox.
♪
So when I look at a dead garden,
I just see possibility.
He served me breakfast
in bed this morning.
- Weird.
- Yeah.
- What'd he make?
- Crêpes.
Huh, weirder.
Who makes crêpes for the
wife who just cheated on you?
Imagine what you'd get if you hadn't.
Why isn't he mad at me?
Mm, maybe Tucker is more of a time bomb.
Or maybe he did something way worse.
Do I put the purplies next to
the green ones or the pink things?
Uh, by the dahlias.
- Pink things.
- The pink things.
Explain yourself, lady.
Kid's working off a debt.
No, about Tucker.
Oh, here's the thing.
Any time a guy is too nice
and not trying to get in my pants,
he did something bad.
She's not wrong.
Lots of dudes own guns, Alice.
Do you?
Nah, I'm more of a
hand-to-hand combat kind of guy.
Doug has a gun? For what?
Nothing he wants me to know about.
What'd he make you for breakfast?
A therapy appointment.
Where are my marigolds?
Oh, they're too expensive.
But marigolds draw the eye.
We decided to sub pansies.
Well, they won't tell
the same story, Catherine.
And what story is that, Marilyn?
Well, once upon a time,
there was a cute little garden club
that thought they could win
the most prestigious prize
in the state of Michigan
by planting the same
flowers year after year
because they'd rather
drink rosé and discuss
their sad little marriages
instead of focusing
on what's really important
making a goddamn garden
that sings from the dirt to the heavens.
Donna!
Marigolds must be on
sale somewhere, right?
You had to tell her about the pansies.
Kind of fun watching her
suffer, though, right?
[LAUGHTER]
[MUFFLED] I think there's
something wrong with my lips.
- [GASPS]
- Whoa, buddy.
I got stung by a bee.
- What the hell?
- Donna, can we get some water?
- Oh, my God.
- [WHEEZES]
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Please don't die.
How do we lose a body?
I'm telling you, it was 15 paces
from the Japanese boxwood.
No, it was the Wintergreen boxwood.
- This one or that one?
- This one.
- I just tried this one.
- Try the other one!
Awesome. We lost Quiche.
We didn't lose anyone.
Why don't you just live stream it?
How else are we supposed
to see where we're digging?
That's what the boxwoods were for.
Quiche.
[TENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
♪
How deep do we go?
Till we hit the quilt.
What if we hit an arm or a leg?
Or a face?
Dig softly.
Oh, my God.
♪
- Guys, hold up.
- There's no time.
They start pouring cement at sunrise.
That car wasn't here earlier.
♪
Someone's watching us.
♪
What's his weight?
I'm not sure.
Is he allergic to any medications?
I don't know.
Has he ever had a
reaction like this before?
I don't know, OK?
He is your son, right?
OK.
I just need you to sign this for me.
What's this for?
We can't treat a minor
without a parent's consent.
[SIGHS]
[GENTLE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
♪
In order to make this
work, I want both of you
to be really honest with each other.
So who would like to begin?
You're the one who wanted to do this.
And why do you think that is, Doug?
I don't know.
I guess there's some weirdness with us.
What kind of weirdness?
Mm, just money. You know, life stuff.
[LAUGHS]
That's not why we're here.
Um, she's also on the
fence about buying a house,
starting a family
No, it's not about that, either.
Then what is it?
Molly.
Oh, come on.
- You never liked her.
- That's not fair.
You never allowed her in your car.
OK, she got carsick.
- You didn't play with her.
- How could I?
She was always glued to your side.
Who's Molly?
You never even took her to the vet.
What's your point, Alice?
You said she was the reason
I didn't want to have kids.
So?
So maybe you wanted her gone.
[LAUGHS] That's super messed up.
Did you do something to my dog?
Do you know what she's referring to?
[SOMBER MUSIC]
I think so.
♪
- How could you?
- It was an accident.
Oh, my God.
What was, Doug?
I was in a rush.
I didn't hear it close.
Huh?
I should have gone back to
check, but I just didn't.
What the hell are you talking about?
I left the gate open.
And I didn't want to
tell you because I knew
you'd have that look on your face.
Thank you for your honesty.
I really want to believe it.
[QUIRKY ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
♪
Uh
OK.
OK, feels like a really
good place to stop.
[BRIGHT ACOUSTIC MUSIC]
♪
Belle and I run for the wall ♪
That one come with cruise control?
Why, are you gonna mow your own lawn?
Oof, never.
It is a sweet machine.
What's up, Connor?
Has Zach said anything
about fly fishing?
[CHUCKLES]
Only every time we pass
the sporting goods store.
He wants to hit the
UP for rainbow trout.
Well, still saving for all the gear,
so he'll have to wait for steelhead.
Well, you know, I've got
a cabin up in Marquette.
[LAUGHS] Would surprise
me if you didn't.
All the rods, everything you need.
Uh, I don't know what to say.
I'm happy to help.
[LAUGHS] OK.
So, uh, how do we do this?
Whatever's easiest.
I can grab the stuff tomorrow after work
when I have the truck.
Oh, man.
- This sucks.
- What?
I meant Zach would go with me.
But but it's my weekend.
We always swap.
But I want to teach him
He's not gonna be a pro overnight.
The way my dad taught me.
- You still can.
- It's just
♪
it should be my thing.
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
Whether you like it or
not, I'm in his life too.
Zach's busy.
Your call.
By the way, never told him any of this,
so he won't know what he's missing.
♪
Please be kind ♪
And re ♪
[TENSE MUSIC]
♪
It was probably just
some kids hooking up.
I swear I saw binoculars.
Could have been a beer bottle.
What is it with you and the lights?
What? You work here.
Even if someone was watching us,
all they saw was a bunch
of people gardening.
In the dark?
Well, that's on you, my friend.
Sure, we're night gardeners.
Is that even a thing?
Or he could have been a bird-watcher.
Which explains the binoculars.
What birds are out at night?
Owls.
Nightingales.
Do you guys actually hear yourselves?
Night bird-watching?
It's definitely not a thing.
- We should go back.
- What?
- We still have time.
- Guys, he's a cop.
- Then why aren't we in jail?
- Because he's waiting for us
to do something stupid like
go back and dig up a body.
OK, if we don't, Marilyn will.
Fine.
Knock yourself out.
♪
It was way too much house for me anyway.
[SIGHS] Fine.
Then what do we do?
Leave Quiche in peace.
For how long?
Till whoever's watching us just thinks
we're a bunch of boring day gardeners.
At least that's a thing.
♪
Can we get smoothies now?
Why did you switch in
the first place, huh?
Connor said wide
receivers win the games.
Well, not without the running backs
pushing the team down the field.
That's what I told him.
Can I get the Peanut Butter Blast-Off?
It only comes in a grown-up size.
Can I get a grown-up size smoothie?
Uh, sure.
[TENSE MUSIC]
- Yay!
- What? No.
Uh, we'll see. Zach, get in the car.
Ow! What's your deal?
I just don't want them to
run out of smoothies, OK?
- Move over.
- Quit it!
- I was here first.
- You're on my side.
[ENGINE RUMBLES]
♪
[DOORBELL RINGING]
Why are we here?
- Uh, family meeting.
- I want my smoothie.
- Mom will make you one.
- It's not the same!
What is happening?
Hey, uh, can the kids
stay here this weekend?
Uh, why?
Oh, I just got a lot going on.
Hey, uh, you guys go play, OK?
I'll be in there in a second.
Is everything OK?
Uh, don't answer the door for anyone.
♪
[ENGINE RUMBLES]
[TABLET GAME BEEPING]
[SOFT POP MUSIC]
Been on that thing all day, buddy.
Nothing else to do.
You want to hit the park?
And play on the swings?
♪
You're right. Screw the park.
Want to go catch some rainbow trout?
- For real?
- Surprise!
Right now?
Uh, Connor's gonna take you.
Aren't you coming?
Oh, I gotta put in a whole row
of Japanese maples this weekend.
But I want to go with you.
Well, the thing is,
Connor is just way more experienced.
- He is?
- Oh, yeah.
Yeah, dude's won trophies and stuff,
might have even been
sponsored or something.
You won't be mad?
No, no, no. Never, buddy.
It'd actually help me out
at work if you went with him.
- Awesome.
- [LAUGHS]
♪
[PHONE RINGING]
[KNOCKS]
Oh! What?
[LAUGHS] OK.
All right, I'm gonna need you to twirl.
- Yes.
- Is it giving flirty plumber?
Um, you know, it's giving, like,
F-22 pilot, just landed on the deck,
ready to debrief, you know?
Ooh, mission accomplished.
[BOTH LAUGH]
- Your hubby's off-site.
- Oh.
Well, I just needed to print
out some permission slips
for Dakota's field trip.
OK.
Uh, anything else?
Uh, coffee run?
I could.
We could do those
rocket fuel cold brews.
Oh, yeah, good idea.
Goes with your outfit.
- Charge it to the company.
- Will do.
[SLAYYYTER'S "STUPID BOY"]
[ENERGETIC POP MUSIC]
♪
Boy, boy, boy, boy ♪
You stu-stu-stupid ♪
Stupid boy ♪
Boy, boy, boy, boy ♪
You stupid ♪
♪
[PHONE RUMBLING]
Oh.
Hey, babe.
Can you grab my suit from the cleaners?
Oh, uh, yeah, I can swing
by after Addie's dance class.
Yeah, I might have to make
a quick trip to Chicago.
New client?
No, just matched on one
of those cheater websites
with a yoga instructor in Lincoln Park.
What?
[CHUCKLES] New client.
Hilarious.
Whatcha doin'?
Uh, I'm just returning
some things at Target.
Oh, I'm about to drive right by you.
We should grab lunch.
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Well, why don't I meet you?
Well, I'm pulling into Target now.
Yeah, um, actually, I'm leaving.
We can take one car.
You know what? I just left.
Wow, that's a nice trick.
What do you mean?
Leaving Target when I'm
standing right behind you.
[TENSE MUSIC]
♪
I was just, um, printing
some permission slips.
For Dakota. Yeah, Brian already told me.
I I'm gonna check the printer.
I don't think he needs to do that.
Do you?
OK, I'm gonna
I'm gonna leave these
cold brews on my desk.
♪
Well, I've got to jump into a meeting.
Feel free to go through
all the drawers too.
- Key's in the tray.
- Tucker.
I'm really gonna need my suit, though.
Do you mind?
OK.
♪
[INDISTINCT PA CHATTER]
- Ma'am?
- How is he?
- Oh, you can't smoke in here.
- It's not lit.
Still, it's against the law
to even have a cigarette
Is my son OK?
He's stable.
Oh, thank God.
We gave him epinephrine.
Swelling's down.
Oxygen levels look good.
So I can take him home?
We want to keep him overnight.
Is that necessary?
Just to make sure he's out of the woods.
Out of the woods?
What are the woods?
You know, sometimes
these things get worse
before they get better.
Well, I'd really like
to get him out of here
before anyone at home finds out.
Finds out?
Gets worried.
OK.
I mean, in your experience, Eric,
what are the odds something happens?
It's case by case.
OK, but if you were,
like, betting in Vegas.
On your son going into
anaphylactic shock again?
Ballpark.
He should really stay the night.
[SIGHS]
[LIGHT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
♪
I didn't know he was allergic to bees.
Moms can't know everything.
♪
[LINE TRILLING]
I don't think she's the right therapist.
You're lucky she didn't call the cops.
She just didn't get us.
- What is wrong with you?
- Me?
Do you really think I shot the dog?
Well, since when did
you start packing heat?
Oh, my my dad gave it to me
after the break-in next door.
You know how I feel about guns.
Which is why I didn't want to tell you.
And then Molly's shot.
Oh, my Alice, everyone has a gun
cops, security guards, grannies.
Yeah, but not everyone's
jealous of a dog.
Oh, my God, I am so
sorry for being honest.
You know, there are ways to
tell where this came from.
[SCOFFS] So what?
You're just gonna run
some forensics on it?
Maybe.
You know what?
Let me make it easy for you.
Forget the CSI crap and
this stupid therapy, OK?
I did it, OK?
I grabbed Molly by the collar,
and I put some peanut
butter on the tip of a gun,
and as she was blissfully lapping it up,
I blew her goddamn brains out.
[SIGHS]
Is that true?
Does it even matter?
It's the only thing you want to hear.
[KEYS JINGLE]
I'm gonna walk.
[SOMBER MUSIC]
♪
[SIGHS]
♪
You're still up.
Shh.
What's going on?
[TENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
♪
You know how you stop
a shark from circling?
Don't.
♪
- Who are you?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You've been on me for days
no shift change, no partner,
and this car is way too
junky to be government issued,
- so you can't be a cop.
- Take it easy, man.
Who the hell are you?
Dashing through the snow ♪
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- Jesus.
- I know.
Why would your ex-wife
have a PI on your ass?
It's her husband. He wants dirt.
For what?
His kids.
He's trying to get custody.
Making spirits bright ♪
What fun it is to ride and sing ♪
Better than a cop, I guess.
Yeah, for you.
A sleighing song tonight ♪
Not necessarily.
Jingle bells ♪
He could have seen all of
us do all kinds of things.
No, he didn't see us bury Quiche.
How do you know?
Because there'd be no reason
to still follow me if he knew that.
Unless he's waiting to use it.
Jingle bells ♪
Jingle all the way ♪
Then what happened?
I said, next time I see him,
I'm gonna take his ear as a souvenir.
Hmm, didn't take this guy for a badass.
Oh, yeah.
Poor schmuck peed his pants.
[LAUGHTER]
So [CLEARS THROAT]
You made the guy who maybe saw us
murder someone wet himself.
♪
Join us in this song ♪
Anyone want to split cheese fries?
At 9:00 AM?
The time of day is your
issue with cheese fries?
Let's at least get onion rings.
- How is that better?
- It's a root vegetable.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
♪
Where do you even get one of those?
Our guys use them to
find sprinkler heads.
I think I think
it was more over here.
- How far'd he throw it?
- Ugh, I don't know.
He was really angry.
I mean, it could be anywhere, Alice.
If we don't find it, I'll never know.
- [DETECTOR SQUEAKING]
- Oh!
[LAUGHS]
Dibs. [LAUGHS]
Do you think Doug would
actually do that to an animal?
Dahmer had a bestie.
What does that have to do with Doug?
Well, so Dahmer and this guy,
they'd, like, hang at McDonald's
while he was still dissolving bodies.
- Ew.
- Yeah.
Here's one of the most
evil people on the planet,
but to his bestie, he's just
a dude who likes nuggets.
- [CHUCKLES]
- [SIGHS]
Doug's not a monster.
Probably not.
Thank you.
But, um, the fact that we're out here
looking for a bullet to prove it?
Might want to take a hard
look at your marriage.
[DETECTOR SQUEAKING]
- [YELPS]
- Oh!
[BOTH LAUGH]
[GASPS]
♪
Shut up.
Marigolds.
♪
- [LAUGHS]
- Huh.
♪
Wait.
No one in my family is
allergic to anything.
I swear I had no idea.
Thank you.
Oh.
Why is she still here?
She's just leaving.
She was never supposed to be
with him in the first place.
It wasn't like we were hanging out.
It was more educational.
What the hell does that mean?
I was teaching him a lesson.
He owed her for an Xbox.
You knew about this?
Joel was just trying
to do the right thing.
Joel?
You guys are friends now?
You know what?
I'm just gonna go.
I want you to arrest her.
I think you're making this
bigger than it needs to be.
She keeps violating our agreement.
- Will you calm down?
- Signed for him as his mother.
Yeah, to save his life.
- Whose side are you on?
- Our son's.
He's not your son.
Can I get another one of these?
You bet, champ.
Come on, let's get you back in bed.
[INDISTINCT PA CHATTER]
[SOFT PIANO MUSIC]
♪
[SIGHS]
♪
Smells good.
Rack of lamb.
It's almost done.
My fave.
♪
I got the cookbook from that
place in New York we loved.
Uh
who's coming over?
Oh, it's just us.
[SIGHS] OK, uh
Can we please talk about this?
Yeah, going left to
right, we got a Morbier,
a Camembert, a Stilton
they said was good
I mean, basically half of France.
I mean what happened
at the office today.
All right, well, what
were you looking for?
Anything to explain
why you're cooking
rack of lamb right now.
Well, it's your fave.
You should be throwing it in my face.
Then we wouldn't be able to enjoy it.
[SIGHS]
OK, unless you're embezzling
or drug trafficking or
God, I don't know have
a secret family somewhere,
I just
Ooh, I'm not doing any of that.
Then why don't you punish me?
OK. You really want to know?
I was also in love with someone.
Oh.
♪
From work?
Head for business, though.
What's she like?
She's funny.
And smart, sexy.
An incredible mother.
[SCOFFS] Great.
It's too bad her husband stopped seeing
how lucky he was.
♪
Maybe she did the same.
♪
I could sleep on the couch,
or move into a sad hotel,
make you cry at some
expensive therapist,
and wield it all as a weapon
until we're both bloody.
I deserve it.
Or I could just skip to the part
where we both try harder.
How can you do that?
'Cause you're my ride or die.
♪
I'll go set the table.
Oh, I already did.
[LAUGHS]
If you really want to help,
you could make me the
strongest drink possible.
OK.
Yeah.
[HELENA DELAND'S "TAKE IT ALL"]
♪
[GATE CREAKING]
♪
I couldn't help it, no ♪
♪
I made it up ♪
♪
The life I danced in ♪
The latch doesn't close.
And could get enough ♪
The gate is broken.
♪
I couldn't help it ♪
It's not your fault.
♪
I wondered who let you ♪
Call them baby ♪
I'm gonna go stay with my parents.
I wondered who let
you call them baby ♪
[SCOFFS]
For how long?
♪
I'll call the landlord about the latch.
Take it all ♪
Bring it back to my bed ♪
♪
- [KNOCKING]
- Melissa!
Open up.
I'm not leaving without my kids.
Zach, Zoe, come on.
Dad's here. Let's go. Get your stuff.
What are you doing?
Oh, you're home.
- The kids aren't here.
- Well, where are they?
Not here.
It's my day.
OK, well, the kids
need to be safe, Brett.
Well, you're the one who put a PI on me.
Who you pulled a knife on.
Kitchen scissors.
Like that matters.
Look, look, look, you got
the money, fancy friends
- Please go.
- The mansion
- Brett
- This is all I got.
I filed for emergency
custody this morning.
This isn't you, Melissa.
- Me?
- Yeah.
Connor's been the problem
from the moment you met him.
Look at you.
Brett, you are not yourself.
Mm.
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Can I can I can
I at least see them?
Just go home.
♪
[SIGHS]
I checked credit cards,
emails, work trips,
our safety deposit box.
Only one thing I didn't expect.
Always something.
That he's still into me.
Who knew having an affair
could save your marriage?
Uh, I might have to
respectfully disagree.
There's more?
Just get your intern on it.
[SIGHS]
Hey, when's Alice getting here?
She won't text me back.
- Hmm.
- Huh.
[SIGHS] Well, Marilyn's got an eye.
I'll give her that.
Yeah, the orangies really make it pop.
- What am I looking at here?
- Your masterpiece.
The marigolds are
supposed to be stage left.
But does it matter?
You know what? We should sub pansies.
- Are you kidding me right now?
- No.
- I'll do it.
- No
See, that's the winning spirit.
Ugh.
That's gonna take all weekend.
Well, my kids are on a fishing trip.
Well, I'm free.
Tucker can take Addison to
her soccer game for once.
[SOFIE ROYER'S "ASLEEP"]
Make Alice do it.
♪
What?
My customers think gardens are just
a bunch of pretty flowers.
What they don't know is,
the right pairing makes
all the difference
Really going for the stereotype, huh?
I see you in my rearview mirror ♪
[CHUCKLES]
I know it always seems ♪
They're, uh, free for cops.
Mm.
So what did she mean?
So why don't I admit ♪
I'm his stepfather. [CLEARS THROAT]
She adopted him before I was around.
Every time I close my eyes ♪
I get to be ♪
Want to buy me a cup of coffee?
I don't have to pay for those either.
Like how shade from a sunflower
triples the yield of a cucumber patch.
♪
But not every pairing works out.
♪
[TIRES SCREECH]
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey!
What? Hey.
[GRUNTS]
[KNOCKS]
♪
What's going on?
♪
I lie to my friends ♪
It really sucks to get it wrong.
♪
'Cause when you do, there's
always a price to pay.
It's like the tips of the
leaves are turning yellow.
Well, how much light
does your greenhouse get?
As much as it can in the winter.
But the tomatoes are coming out.
Uh, well, you probably
just have a slight,
uh, nitrogen deficiency.
Mm, the guy from, uh, O'Neill's,
he said that I should
use chicken manure.
Uh, what?
Chicken turds?
Oh, no, no.
You gotta use something synthetic.
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
What aisle is that?
You know what, I'll just
I'll just grab it myself.
♪
Someone's watching us.
[TENSE MUSIC]
He could have seen all of us
♪
Doing all kinds of things.
♪
Excuse me, sir.
Uh, someone can help you up front.
Just need to ask you a question.
Oh, I'm with a customer.
About the other night at
that fancy garden party.
♪
Any chance you know
someone by the name of