H Plus (2011) s01e03 Episode Script

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[HEARTBEAT.]
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING.]
[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING.]
TOPI: Manta? [IN FINNISH.]
Well, I actually have.
And I think it's rather rude for a first date.
Don't you, Topi 274? It is, yes, um? I'm sorry to-- So I hope you don't mind, but I already messaged someone else to meet me here.
Didn't we say nine? I value punctuality.
Oh.
[CHUCKLES.]
I'm just kidding.
Oh, God, you're cute.
Heh, okay.
I'm sorry, that was cruel.
Let me get you a drink.
What do you want? Uh, what are you drinking? Hanelle Salmari.
Salmari? Is that okay? Uh, I guess I'm more of a beer drinker.
Well, stop him then.
No, no, no.
It's a change.
An adventurer.
No.
So where are you from? Same as you.
Hm? I mean, where is anyone from anymore, really? [IN FINNISH.]
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[CHUCKLES.]
You're way cuter than your profile pic.
[CHUCKLES.]
I was playing around with-- It's a fake moustache.
You really thought I messaged someone else after five minutes waiting? Well I wasn't sure, I-- You must think I really get around.
No, no, no.
I just figured-- I do get around.
So what? I do bad things sometimes, but I can see the future, my future, so I'm not too worried.
I was surprised when you messaged.
Did you know who I was? Yes.
Yeah, I see your updates on my dashboard all the time, but, well, we never actually had an exchange.
I'd been stalking you on the interwebs too.
[CHUCKLES.]
[IN FINNISH.]
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[PANTING.]
Relax.
Don't do anything.
Shh.
[GRUNTS.]
TOPI: Hold on.
What? You don't want this? Uh, I do.
I do, but it's just a bit sudden.
[PANTING.]
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Are you free this weekend? TOPI: Uh, yes.
Great.
Well, you know where to find me.
Perhaps we can try again then.
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[SIREN BLARING.]
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