House Husbands (2012) s01e03 Episode Script

1 I sold the business.
I'm in the building trade.
Gives the wife the opportunity to go back to work, you know? This is my daughter, Lucy.
Actually, we've met at the pub.
Yeah, I've taken a few shifts as a bouncer.
We'll be throwing everything we can at you if you try for shared custody.
I've got my own business - Kane's Homemade Pies.
Only now, I'm making the pies.
I'll take seven.
Deal.
She's not my wife.
Gemma - we're not married.
I've been married before, a couple of times.
Gemma didn't want to be wife number three.
Kids don't form memories till they're three years old.
You'll be long gone by then.
What have you done? Excuse me.
Gemma? Can't talk.
Oh! Oh, really?! Go away.
I'm studying.
You know Amanda Scott? A controlling cow with bad breath.
She has placenta previa.
Oh Um, I mean she's a great nursing unit manager in her own fragrant way.
They've got her on bed rest until she pops, and they've offered me her job.
Wow! That's Wow! I know.
Should I say yes? There's no-one home.
Walls are a bit drummy.
I bet it's got rising damp.
Possibly.
But it's very close to schools and transport.
Yeah, well, the roof needs retiling.
Piers have sunk, whole subfloor's out of whack.
That means new joists and bearers.
Only an idiot would take on this job.
Like you? I'm a lot smarter than I look.
Lewis.
Kylie.
Agent? you are really gonna have to step things up around here.
You'll have to do cleaning, cooking.
I cook.
Yeah, you defrost.
Then there's Tilda.
She's got homework, there's ballet, there's music, soccer.
Take the job.
I'm all over it.
Are you sure about this? It's second nature, darl.
Just call me Mum.
Sticky, isn't it? Mm.
Dad! How's my favourite daughter? Mwah! Mmm! Oh! You've lost weight.
Less beer, more golf.
Dad.
Come on! It's been a while.
Give your old man a hug.
Marky Mark.
Hey, Noel.
You're looking well.
Thanks.
So, uh how long are you with us? Actually, I thought I might stay somewhere else this time.
Oh How about I spend the week with you and Tim? It's Tom.
Make a nice change, wouldn't it? OK, this is weird.
When has he ever stayed at your house? Never.
He hasn't given me a hug since I was three.
He's even calling Tom Tim.
Which is a big step up from "your flatmate".
Hey, what's this? "Morning Music Mayhem"? Yeah, yeah.
The kids put on a show.
Mark and I provide the morning tea.
Oh.
Who provides the balls? Ha! Joke.
How much more of this before my grandkids are on? Uh, here.
Crikey.
You didn't have to come, Dad.
Shh! You can't suspend me.
I need to work.
What assault? I didn't assault anyone? Which paper? Excuse me? Um, can I just? Cheers.
Oh! Can I keep this? Cheers.
Hey, nice photo.
I wonder who tipped the press off? I wonder why.
You broke his nose.
Yeah, well, did he tell you what he said? He said if you win full custody, Angie won't remember me anymore.
What what's that? What? The ring.
I mean, you can't be We're we're still We're still nothing, Justin.
One down.
Only 24 to go.
Shh! There's no-one on! Dr Taggart? Dr Taggart to Emergency, please.
Question - why does the guy in bed 3 with asthma have a catheter? Who were you meant to catheterise? The man in bed th Really? Ohh! Go and fix it now! That child's gonna kill someone.
My first day as unit manager, no-one is allowed to die.
That's it.
Shh! I can't talk right He's dying.
Who? Think about it.
He's being nice.
He's staying with you, obviously trying to make amends.
He's lost weight.
Dad's dying.
This is your professional medical assessment? It's a feeling.
You need to find out what's wrong with him.
How? Get him to open up.
Yeah, right - like Dad does that! Try.
I've gotta go.
I've just got to duck out.
Business opportunity.
Can't say too much.
We've got morning tea to serve.
Yeah, take a few happy snaps for me, of Tilly, for Gemma.
But we've Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the King's horses and all the King's men Couldn't put Humpty You know, if there's anything you're worried about, if there's something you want to tell me Shut up.
I've waited an hour to see my grandkids.
Let me watch 'em.
All the King's horses and all the King's men Couldn't put Humpty together again.
Hey, uh, why is Tilda crying? And I'm looking for another 10.
Do I have another 10? Yes, sir.
Thank you.
I see your hand.
Make no mistake! I am selling today! Hi.
Gotta be quick.
Kids are doing their song.
Really? And what song are they singing? Well, I don't know.
It's a new one.
Uh look, I gotta get back there.
Yeah, you're not at the school.
Going once! How do you know? Going twice! Because I am and you're not.
Third and final call.
Tilda's got an orange seed stuck up her nose.
Sold to the gentleman in the orange shirt.
Oh, good afternoon.
Zac said oranges would make my cold go away.
They've got vitamin G.
C.
And you know what? Nothing goes up your nose, alright? Now, are you sure you sneezed it out? Tilt your head back.
Hey.
Any progress on the seed? No.
Um Miss Matilda Crabb? The other kids are having some cordial.
Would you like to come and have some? Come on.
What are you doing? I'm looking for the seed.
Why do you have to find it? Well, if it's gone any further up, I'm gonna have to take her in to be checked.
Would you like to tell me where you've been? Oh, I was at an auction.
What?! Yeah, this place in Elsternwick.
Needed a new roof, new floors.
The bloke that wired it ought to be shot.
You were gonna do a renovation? No, I was gonna do a total redevelopment.
No - stick some flats up.
We could have made a killing.
Do you even remember the conversation that we had last night? The one where you encouraged me to take the new job because you were gonna take over on the home front? Yeah, I can do both.
You don't even know what's involved! I do everything! This job is gonna be full-on and I am not gonna be around to do that stuff.
The last time you did up a house, you were out For six months, we didn't see you.
Hey! There it is.
It's not still up her nose.
Well, obviously, I wasn't gonna do it by myself.
I would have got some mates in to contract for me.
Do you know what? I gave up nursing for five years so that you could go out and do your 15-hour days and your drinking with the boys and your golf on the weekends, and I never complained! But you sold your business and it is my turn now! Well, I found the seed, didn't I? Are you sure you're right to get the tram? Here, here, take my jacket.
You look cold.
Will you stop fussing?! You know I'll be finished in a minute and then I can drive you home? I want a lie-down.
You go back in there and join the other mums.
It's not like you to need a lie-down.
It was an early flight.
Plus with the time difference Oh, from Adelaide?! Dad, you sure you're OK? Actually, there is something I need to tell you.
I'm broke.
What? A lot of people lost big in this GFC, and I was one of them.
My super vanished overnight.
I had no idea.
I can turn this round.
All I need is some cash flow to get the ball rolling.
You want me to give you money? I'd pay it back.
With interest.
I thought you were sick.
Sorry? Abi and I, we Don't tell your sister about this.
I don't want her to be disappointed.
She's so good at everything she does.
I wouldn't want her to think that I'm some sort of screw-up.
Oh, but it's OK to tell me - one screw-up to another.
That's right.
No! I'll have my jacket back now, since you're not dying.
This is typical Kane.
He pisses off while we do all the work.
Well, at least he stuck around till the end of the performance.
It's tacky.
Did you just call me tacky? No, her ring! It's not her style.
Too much rock.
Probably fake.
You need to get over your ex.
I am over her.
Oh! Clearly! Oh! Now he turns up, right when we're done! For once in his life, I thought he was being nice.
Turns out he just wants me to give him money.
Well, that'll be difficult, seeing you don't make any.
Kane's Pies is supplying to four cafes right now, thank you very much.
Whoa! What's your problem? It's a good business.
Well, it's more of a hobby than a business, isn't it? Did you just flick me? Yep.
Just 'cause you're hung up about selling your stupid business.
I'm not hung up.
Are so! Am not! Hey! Hey! Ow! That hurt! Good.
Back to work.
He started it.
Come on.
Catfight.
Love it! He's not dying.
He's broke.
But you're not supposed to know that.
He told you this? Yep.
Well, why did he tell you and not me? Because you're perfect and I'm a screw-up.
A what? I try to sell more pies.
No-one will take more than seven a day.
It's not even a business.
It's a hobby.
Sorry? Don't worry.
Just go save lives and be perfect.
Am I perfect? Like in an annoying way? Hmm.
Well, you're gorgeous.
You've got a great career, an adorable husband.
You've got a fantastic rack.
I would say that that is pretty annoying.
Firstly, you have a way better rack than me and, secondly Am I being an idiot, asking Lewis to stop work? He already stopped.
Yeah, but when he sold his business, I think he was thinking 'gardening leave'.
Like, you know, a month or two off just to plot his next move.
Not stop forever for Gemma to take a promotion? Am I expecting too much? Equality.
What happened to "I am woman, hear me roar"? Oh, I roared pretty loudly at him earlier.
What'd it go for? A lot less than it's worth.
Yeah, don't tell me.
Bought by a builder who recognises potential when he sees it.
So, you're a builder? Thought so.
Well, I used to be.
I sold the business.
I've got another property coming up in Hampton.
I could show you.
It doesn't cost anything to look.
Nah.
I'm out of the market.
I think you're just playing hard to get, Lewis.
Hmm! Kylie Farmer? Oh.
Sorry.
Old card.
It's Wrenn.
Kylie Wrenn.
What's wrong with Farmer? There was a lot wrong with him.
Things are a bit, um, colourful there.
Going back to the maiden name.
Well, divorce can be colourful.
Are you speaking from experience? Plenty.
Well, if you decide to get back in the market I can't help you! The boss doesn't like bouncers that punch people.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't punch people.
OK, I punched a person, OK? It was a unique situation.
They always are.
Hey, come on! He likes you.
He listens to you.
You can you know, talk him around.
They suspended your security license.
Not even my powers stretch that far.
Lucy, come on! I'm begging you! I need to work! Have you ever pulled a beer? Yeah, heaps! I can probably convince the boss to let you help behind the bar.
Awesome.
When do I start? Well, come back tonight.
It's a date.
It's a trial.
"Sorry, mate.
Looks like your wife's been hit by a truck.
" And the bloke goes, "Yeah, I know.
"But at least she's got a nice personality.
" Kaney! Just having a good laugh with Tim.
Tom.
Haven't had the opportunity for a proper chat before.
Funny, isn't it? Because we've been together for seven years.
And now we're making up for lost time.
Good.
Did he tell you why he's here? I might have a shower.
What are you doin'? OK, after seven years, he finally decides to talk to me He wants our deposit.
What? He needs money.
He's got plenty of money.
Not anymore.
Are you seriously considering this? He's my dad.
Yeah, the same dad that bribed you at the age of 13.
He didn't bribe me.
He did.
He paid you 300 bucks to quit the volleyball team and join the football team.
He's my dad.
He's never asked for anything before.
What am I supposed to do? No, well, it's just stuck.
Just stop forcing it, OK? How else is it gonna come out? No, you're being too aggressive.
You've just gotta lift it from the bottom, OK? Look, there's plenty of cushions.
I'll crash on the floor.
Done.
Sorted.
He can't sleep on the floor! Dad, you can take our bed.
No, no, no.
I'm not gonna take your bed.
No, no, it's fine.
No, take our bed.
What about our car? You need a car? Tim, I think I know where you're coming from.
It's Tom, mate.
It's always been Tom.
If I'd known it was gonna make things uncomfortable, I'd never have asked for the loan.
Dad We've talked about it, haven't we? And if you need the money, then we're happy for you to have it.
Hello? Sweetheart? What a nice surprise.
What are you up to? Kane told me Did you open your big mouth? I had to! She thought you were dead.
You don't need money.
You've got the house, a good amount of super, shares I'm director of the family trust.
I know what's there.
You're director of the family trust? I didn't even know there was a director! Or a trust! I'm the eldest.
So? We need a word.
Oh First day as grand poobah.
How was it? Hmm.
Good, actually.
Despite having to leave halfway through the day for a nose crisis.
Yeah, I heard what you said.
And it's your turn.
I'm hanging up my hard hat.
I even said to the real estate agent I said, "Take me off all the lists.
I'm out of the building game.
" Did he believe you? Who? The real estate agent.
'Cause I'm not sure that I do.
Oh, yeah, I-I think he did.
Look, all the washing - it's all done! I separated the whites and the coloureds.
I'm all over that.
But, uh, this What does this qualify as? Come here.
It's a new category for you.
It's stuff that's been washed so many times, it no longer runs.
Whites? Whites.
Look, I know I should have talked to you more about it first, but it is my money that he wants.
Your money? Our money.
Mum left it to me.
Yes, that's right.
To you, OK? Not that cranky old Can I get anyone some wine? Love one.
Not for me.
OK.
Dad doesn't want your money.
He wants to give you money.
I was trying to set you up in your own place.
Turn your mother's inheritance into a deposit.
So, you asked to borrow it? He was gonna borrow 20K, pretend to invest it and then give you back 40.
I knew you wouldn't accept it outright.
Accept what? It doesn't matter.
Well, if it doesn't matter, let me give you a deposit straight up.
Great.
Yeah, we'll take it.
No, we won't.
You see? Difficult.
I'm not being Did you give her money for her deposit? I would have if she'd needed it.
You're A screw-up.
You're not gonna make a fortune baking pies.
Says who? Why don't we talk about it before we make any decisions? You're the one that called him a cranky old Kane, what about that place in Elwood you like? Elwood? You wouldn't buy in Elwood.
You'd go further out of the city, wouldn't you? Get yourself a decent block of land.
See? This is exactly what it would be like.
Everything would have to be done his way.
It'd be volleyball all over again.
Volleyball? He paid me off to be a little less disappointing.
Dad! See? I loved volleyball! I was crap at footy! You didn't give it a proper go! Just like in everything.
Your spare bed still made up? You have never poured a beer in your life.
What do you call that? Huh? A milkshake? So, the quicker we get this done, the better it'll be for everyone.
What do you want? Divorce papers.
If you just sign them, we can sort the rest.
Never sign something without reading the fine print.
Didn't you teach me that? Maybe I wasn't such a bad agent after all.
Trust me - you were.
OK.
I'll just leave them with you, then.
Whoa! Yes? Hello.
I'm making 50 pies.
If you're such a good businessman, tell me how to sell them.
Who is this? Oh shit! Oh! Sorry, these are yours.
Oh, don't worry about 'em.
Just chuck 'em.
Aren't you supposed to sign them? I don't have a pen.
Where is that shoe?! You haven't seen my shoe, have you? Oh! How is it that I've only got one shoe?! Here we go, Cinderella.
Oh Oh, yeah, thanks, funny guy.
Hey.
I need vitamin G.
That cold's got worse.
Oh I think you need to stay home from school today, Missy Moo.
Hey.
In here.
And now we cuddle.
All warm and snuggly! Hey! Hey, you're stealin' all the covers! You are! Oh, you are! Hey, that's cheating! Ahh! Ohh! OK, you two.
Have a good day.
Bye, Mum.
Bye, Mum.
Your, um your dad's in our bathroom.
Oh.
Yeah.
He and Kane had a fight.
Dad tried to give him money.
That's a fight? I know.
It's nuts.
Morning.
What's for breakfast? Can a man get an egg around here? Sure! How do you, uh, have it? Poached, please, petal.
Well what's on the agenda today? Work.
Well, someone's gotta do it.
I work.
Part-time.
Why don't we do something useful today, Marky Mark? How about we fix that guinea pig coop? You and me and some chicken wire.
Sound like a plan? Sure.
Oh! Dad! It's gone.
Sweetie, how sick are you, really? Go grab your parka.
Cool! Yeah, and a handkerchief.
Lewis? I've got your phone.
How dull is that? So, this is me, on your phone, calling you, on mine.
Hey, listen, if, um if Tilly's feeling OK and Lucy can babysit, do you want to head out to dinner? Somewhere fancy? It's my shout, with the new pay cheque.
OK.
Oh, hang on.
There's another call.
It's probably you.
Um Hmm.
Hi, Lewis.
It's me, Kylie.
Uh, Kylie Wrenn, the estate agent.
Uh, I've got a proposition for you.
What are the rules about dumping your other half with your parent? Bad form? What?! No.
No way! It's my dad's.
When did you? How many times has Lewis asked you? About 100.
You said never.
You weren't gonna be wife number three.
I wasn't gonna be failure number three.
So? I don't know.
I mean, just realising that he's willing to sit still for me while I do this job, which is a huge sacrifice for him, and seeing him cuddle Tilda in bed this morning, I just knew.
Do I have to take him to a fancy restaurant or can I do it over a spag bol in my good slippers? I'm gonna cry.
You two, after all this time! It's so Oh, don't say 'romantic' or I'll puke.
Am I allowed to hug you? - Yes.
- Come here! Mwah! What I want to know is who is Kylie Wrenn? I dunno.
It's Lewis's phone.
I accidentally took it this morning.
She's probably no-one.
She left a message.
Listen to it.
I'm not gonna marry a man whose messages I have to listen to.
OK, fine, I'll listen to it.
I'm not gonna marry a man whose messages YOU have to listen to! Kylie, Schmylie! The important thing is he's at home, looking after your little girl, who's sick, so you can be here, doing what you love.
Why wouldn't you marry him? Hmm.
Mate, you wanted a business.
This is a business, with a business plan.
People go for miles to eat at food trucks.
You know, there's blokes selling tacos and pizzas and burgers No-one's selling pies.
Could you could you try and look a bit more positive? One customer would be nice.
Hey, fellas.
Sold any? Did you, uh, Twitter it for us? Yeah.
I haven't used it since I got kicked off the team.
Only three or four followers now.
Is that all? Three or four thousand.
Here's some action for you.
Hey! Here they come.
Start sellin'.
Hey, wait a minute, kids.
Can we have your autograph? Hey, kids! Anybody want a pie? How are you, kids? Anybody want a pie? - Who wants some pies?! - Me! Yeah! Now you're talkin'.
There's another hole here, down the side.
That's where he's been getting out.
Right.
Well, uh, he always comes home.
The neighbours seem to know him pretty well now.
You can't have that people thinking you can't fix your own coop.
Yeah, well, that's the thing.
Uh, I can't really fix my own coop.
The whole handyman Not really my thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, I get that.
What is your thing, Marky Mark? Sorry? Abi's a breadwinner.
What's your thing? Well, I don't just have one thing.
I'm juggling a lot of things.
Work, Poppy, the house.
Well well, as long as you can get up in the morning and feel like you're a real man.
Thanks for that, Noel.
I feel pretty masculine first thing in the morning.
Most of the day, actually.
One, two, three, four five, six, seven eight, nine, ten.
Another 100.
Brilliant.
Mate, we made a killing.
Can I play outside now? Of course you can, darlin'.
You've been the best sales assistant ever.
Hell, yeah! Just don't shut that door! Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Tilly! Tilda! Tilly, come back and open the door! Don't tell me it's locked.
Yeah, the deadlock's busted.
Have to open it from the outside with a key.
What?! Well, how else do you reckon I got a truck with 15 minutes' notice? It would have been nice to know that earlier.
"It would have been nice" Yeah.
Tilda! Tilda! Come on, Tilda! Tilda! Tilda! Tilda! She's not answering.
I can't hear anything.
Yeah, me neither.
Hi.
Got a situation here.
Call me.
Is is that your phone? It keeps ringing.
Thank you.
You have two new messages.
Message received at 12:47pm.
Hi.
Got a situation here.
Call me.
Message received at 9:36am.
Hi, Lewis, it's me - Kylie Wrenn, the estate agent.
I've got a proposition for you.
This might be a bit out of the blue, but my friend is throwing this dinner thing for all of us divorcees, and since you mentioned you're one of us, I thought you might like to come.
Yeah, you seemed like you were up for a bit of fun.
Why isn't she answering? She always answers.
Call someone else.
Call anyone! Why don't you call someone else?! My phone's on the front seat.
Well, where's your phone? It's on the front seat.
Well, what good is that?! Well, I never knew we were gonna be locked in.
Oi, oi, oi, oi.
Oi.
She's a responsible kid, Tilda, OK? I'm sure she hasn't wandered off.
Tilda! Tilda! Tilda! Ohh Oh! Hi, baby.
Hey.
What if you stay home and look after your dad and I work here, and you build the guinea-pig coop? We have a guinea-pig coop, don't we? OK, that's weird.
That's you on the phone.
No, it's him.
Hey, that's my Are you OK? I want a divorce.
You haven't proposed yet.
Do I? Oh! What?! Daddy! Hi.
Um, I've got some Tiny Teddies.
Do you want to come and have a Tiny Teddy, Tilly? She was alone in a park, with a shocking cold, with not another soul around, while you're locked in a truck?! Yeah, I know.
It was horrible.
I couldn't even see her, the poor little thing.
But she was fine! She was you know She she didn't miss us.
She was mucking around with the ducks.
I didn't plan to get locked in the truck.
What was the plan, Lewis? I was helping Kane with his new business.
Actually, it was a great idea.
See, I organised the truck and I got the permit from the council.
Remember Phil Donnelly? He owes me a favour You've started a business! No, it wasn't a renovation job! I mean, you can still work.
It was It was a bit of fun! Oh, yeah, I heard you're up for that.
Kylie Wrenn called and she thinks you would like a date.
Who is she? No-one.
She She's a real estate agent.
And apparently, you're a divorcee who's lookin' for some fun.
No, I don't Did you tell her you were divorced? No.
I said I had some experience in that area.
Well, that's the truth.
That's not a lie.
I do! I've been divorced twice.
I didn't say we were divorced.
I mean, we're not even married! Yeah, well, you can say that again.
If you come home, I will stab you in your sleep.
Come on, Tilly.
He's all yours.
Oh! I'm not sleeping here.
This is terrible.
You better get back into your own bed, then.
Yeah, well, I won't be holding my breath.
So after seven years of brutal rejection and savage humiliation, she finally bends to your will.
And you stuff it up.
Is that right? Yeah, thanks for that.
Yeah.
Does he have to be here? Hey, at least I've got a bed to go home to.
Mate she was about to pop the question, right? You must have been doing something right.
Well, she changed her mind.
End of conversation.
OK.
Or you could start a new one.
Why can't they just have one ring? You know, everyone gets the same that's just what you get when you get engaged.
That's romantic.
Oh, OK, Prince Charming, you pick one.
It's supposed to come from you.
You're useless.
Mate? No, Abi chose, Lewis.
Apparently, I've got no taste.
Yeah.
I never got around to buying Nic one.
I was meant to, but too late now.
Well, if you had your chance again That one.
It's beautiful without trying.
I'm paying back the volleyball bribe.
You don't have to give me this.
I should never have taken it in the first place.
Besides, I've got some spare change.
I sold 50 pies today in my new business.
There's a lot of work in making pies.
There must be more efficient ways to make money.
I like difficult.
It's me.
Well, I'm glad I spurred you into action.
So, you're gonna take credit for this now? There you go again - difficult.
You want to get stabbed? I'd prefer to talk.
Can I at least apologise? I'm not interested.
Five minutes.
But not here.
I can't leave Tilda.
I can look after her.
Whose side are you on? Tilda's.
If you don't tell me where we're going, I'm leaving.
Just hang on.
Remember what happened down there? You and me, first time.
Hmm.
That wasn't me.
The first time you said no to marrying me.
It was after a U2 tribute concert.
Just after 'With or Without You', you chose without me.
Is that what we're here, celebrating? Me saying no to you? Gemma, there's a rule book that says there's only one way to cook and clean and look after your kids.
It's written by women.
But it's a set-up 'cause I'm a bloke, so I'm bound to fail.
Now, I'm probably gonna do things a little differently, but I want to give you your turn.
What - till the next reno job comes along? No, all that's on hold.
You and Tilly are my new business.
And for me to be successful at my new business, I need a new job title.
Will you promote me to husband? Any time you want to say yes, jump in.
You know what? I'll get back to you when the urge to strangle you subsides.
The Kylie Wrenn thing, that was just stupid.
It was my ego.
It was three feet lower than your ego.
Gemma! I want you! I'm much more simple than you realise.
Believe me, I realise.
Do you? Well, if you did, you'd say yes, 'cause you'd know how I feel about you.
I don't want anyone else! Say yes or I'll Or you'll what? I'll I'll do something stupid.
Now, that would be a twist.
Lewis Lewis! OK, I'm leaving.
Say yes or I'll jump.
Oh, my God! Get down here immediately! Not until you say yes.
Oh! You are an idiot! Alright, comin' down! Get ready to catch me.
Don't! Still looking for a yes.
Lewis! Is that a yes? OK, yes.
Bloody yes! Just come down here! God! You are a lunatic! Get You said yes.
Get out of it.
Get out.
You must have had some help choosing the ring.
I chose it myself! OK, it was Justin, but I supervised the entire operation.
How do they manage to take up the whole bed? Get rid of her.
Hey, I've got a question for you.
You wanna go out? Like on a date? It's Australia's new Sunday night favourite.
Lucy's trying to get a law degree under her belt.
Be a shame if she got distracted.
Are you saying you could look at any woman and you'd know her bra size? What about her? 12C.
Wow.
Wow! Stella's been exhibiting some unusual behaviour in class.
What? Is everything okay at home? Do you ever worry we're not enough for her? Hi, baby girl, happy birthday! She's a working mum who has it all.
It must be so hard working and being completely disconnected from your child.
I'm not disconnected.
She's connected.
But how does she keep it all together I was promoted to Nurse Unit Manager and already I've lost a patient.
It is not a good look for me.
Not that you've acknowledged that or even asked me how I'm doing.
Without losing it? I can explain.
Sort of.
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It's the drama Australia has fallen in love with.