I Am Groot (2022) s01e03 Episode Script

(MARVEL THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC FAST-FORWARDS)
(MUSIC PLAYS AT NORMAL SPEED)
- (MUSIC ENDS)
- Hmm.
(GRUNTS)
(CLANGING ECHOES)
(GASPS)
- (LOUD CLANG)
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
Huh?
(CLANGING CONTINUES)
(BEEPS)
(GASPS)
(WATER DRIPPING)
I am Groot.
I am Groot.
Hmm.
- (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)
- Hmm. Hmm.
(TOILET FLUSHING)
Hmm
(GASPS)
- (RATTLING)
- I am Groot.
I am Groot.
I am Groot.
(GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
AUTOMATED VOICE 1:
You have walked 300 steps
AUTOMATED VOICE 2: To know your horse
AUTOMATED VOICE 3: Didn't
find any work out history
- (EXPLOSION)
- (GASPS)
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
I am Groot.
- I am Groot.
- I am Groot.
(GASPS)
(GROWLS)
(UPBEAT SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, no, no, my friend. Try again.
It's not step, step, turn.
It's step, step, pirouette.
Now, you spin like this
Into a large angular shape.
Quite big, strike a pose and then bring
your body back in. Breathe in and out.
Three times. One, two, three.
See, when you dance, watch
my feet closely like this.
And a one, and two. It's all in the hips.
Look at me. Four, five,
six. Cha, cha, cha.
And now, I have a few points of criticism
that I think could improve your dancing.
GROOT: Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
(SCREAMING)
I am Groot.
(SALSA MUSIC CONTINUES)