Jashin-chan Dropkick (Dropkick On My Devil!) (2018) s01e03 Episode Script

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ATV
for Devils
Teach Us, Devil A!
Teach Us
Devil
Hey, Devil A-sensei!
Sensei!
Why is Jinbocho called Jinbocho?
Jinbocho
Why? Why is it?
That's a good question, A-ta-kun.
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
A-ko-san, be quiet!
I'm trying to answer the question!
It's because
Oh!
Jinbocho
Name Origin\h\h\hIts name is
derived from Jinbo Street,
the street passing by a
large mansion owned by
Jinbo Nagaharu in the
Genroku era
(1688-1704).
The Internet says it was named
"Jinbocho" after Jinbo Street,
which is where a samurai named Jinbo
Nagaharu-san had his mansion in the Edo period!
Amazing, Devil A-sensei!
See you next time! See you
next time! See you next time!
See you next time!
Autumn has truly reached its peak.
Well, I should finish up
cleaning and have a snack.
Whoops! We made a mistake!
Let's rewind a bit.
I apologize for that.
Today, we will see how things unfolded
after Persephone II
started living with Minos.
I-I'm too embarrassed
It's fine. You look cute.
How does it look?
It suits you.
You really do look cute!
It looks great!
Not bad, Sinbad.
Hmph! Why would you want to wear clothes?
Clothes are for the weak!
Strong people don't wear clothes!
People like me!
You're a whole new you.
You're a huge help, Yurine-chan.
You look like a model!
By the way
This one's yours, Jashin-chan.
Th-That's
the cape I've been wanting!
I thought you didn't wear clothes
Capes are fine.
Capes are gear for making
the strong even stronger!
You look cute, Jashin-chan!
I'm not cute. I'm strong.
I'm glad for you, II.
She picked out a really cute outfit for you.
Yeah!
Speaking of, I was wondering
what we should call her.
Shouldn't we give her a cuter nickname?
Cuter?
Oh! Oh! Oh! I'll do it! I'll pick one!
You, Jashin-chan?
Starting today, your name is "Second"!
Second?
Men's second bag!
Men's second bag?
See? Pretty funny, right?
What's that mean?
Your gags are funny,
but they're too complicated for some.
It should be something cute.
Oh! How about "Per-chan"?
"Per" from "Persephone"?
You idiot! You actually think that's
a good idea? Use your head, moron!
Per-chan
I like it.
It's cute!
All right. Then, from
now on, you're Per-chan.
Minos
You seem like you've been having
fun since Per-chan moved in.
I only had brothers growing up.
I feel like I have a sister
now. It's kinda cool.
I was an only child, myself.
It's so nice having four sisters.
Four? Are you counting me, too?
Of course!
Jashin-chan-oneesan!
I-I'm not an onee-san!
And I'm not your big sister!
Medusa, we're going out!
We're going to the arcade to bang
the hell out of the taiko drum!
Is Jashin-chan angry?
She's just embarrassed.
Yokozuna
Jashin-chan
Hard
Combo
Good
A big sister, huh?
That's not so bad
You're so good at that, Jashin-chan!
It melts in my mouth!
Shogi Hall
It's your turn. What's the holdup?
I was just thinking, if we
jumped on the shogi bandwagon,
and made a shogi set with pieces
modeled after all of us, it'd sell pretty well.
Would it really?
Vipers and Jashin-chan
are basically relatives
Dropkick on My Devil and
shogi are highly compatible!
How the hell do you figure that?
Well, take the one that says "flying car."
Rook
Fly
Car
That one's Mei!
I'm arresting you and putting you away!
Her sanity and her car flew away ages ago!
That's read "hisha." It's the rook.
And this one has "horns" on it, so that's Minos!
Bishop
Horns
Go
All right!
That's "kaku," the bishop.
You're reading them wrong.
"Katsura"? I saw that name
in the ending credits.
Katsura
Tree
Horse
Knight
Screen printing is awesome!
It's not "Katsura."
It's "keima," the knight.
Pawn
Walk
Soldier
Um "walk" walk work? Pino?
That's "fu," the pawn.
You're not even trying anymore.
King General
The king general is me,
and the jeweled general is you!
Jeweled General
Jeweled General Drinks
"Silver" is
Silver General
either Per-chan or Poporon, I guess.
What? You can't decide?
There aren't enough pieces for everyone.
Because you're just
assigning them at random.
And this one is Pekola.
Lance
Scent
Car
Why?
I figure she sprays herself with scents
every day because she doesn't bathe.
Feb
That kind of gossip could
destroy someone's reputation.
Huh?
What's this hammer for?
That piece has nothing to do with scents,
anyway. It's "kyosha," the lance.
Gold General
"Gold" is money! That one's
Medusa! No doubt about it!
Here you go. I got a new card.
Don't tell Yurine-san!
Aw, thanks!
I told you not to do that, Medusa!
I'm sorry
And that piece has nothing to do with money!
Uh, yeah. We're totally shogi.
I can see it now.
A mountain of unsold stock is all I see.
What? Kori-chan is missing?
You mean Koji?
Yes. I only took my eyes off of her
for a moment in Akihabara
For skinny jeans?
è
Skinny
Jeans
And then what?
I looked around, but I couldn't find her.
I just got ignored
That is concerning.
She's probably dead.
What?
Just give up.
You shouldn't have taken
your eyes off of her.
But It was only for an instant
è
Skinny Jeans
Skinny!
Stop making her feel worse!
Ow, ow, ow! It was a joke! A joke!
We should call the police.
You said Akiba?
Mei knows that area really well.
My room, Orochimaru, and me!
Yakitori
What's the matter, Orochimaru?
Wanna come over?
Like hell! Give that ridiculous crap a rest!
She's missing?
Could you tell me what she looks like?
Well She's about 80 centimeters tall,
with a white kimono and blue hair,
and a face like a mole.
Got it. If I find out anything,
I'll let you know.
Hell
For Maharaurava
Well, I mean
She was just so cute!
But you wanted to come with me, didn't you?
"Yes, I did!"
You're so cute in your ugly little way!
This is a problem, though.
I didn't expect you to be an
acquaintance of Orochimaru's.
It's only a matter of time
until she finds you.
I need to think of a way to add
you to my collection quickly
Should I preserve you in
formalin, or stuff you?
Maybe I should mummify you
Formalin isn't scary.
What's this? What are you doing?
It's so cold, I'm freezing! Incredible!
What is this? It suddenly got really cold
Wait, you're gonna freeze me! Stop!
I get it! I'll take you back!
I'll take you back, okay?! So stop!
I guess I have no choice now.
But just remember, I owe you one now!
She's not here.
She's not at Radio Kaikan, either.
I found The Punisher for the Genes
while I was looking for Koji!
Let us out! Help!
Really? You want it in 68
payments? For all three?!
I write my parents' names here, right?
Wait, my other relatives', too?!
Negotiation in Progress
She's nowhere to be found.
Where could she be?
Hey, it's Koji!
Thank goodness!
Did you find her, Mei?
Yep!
Tachibana Mei, the super cop
of the Banzaibashi Police!
Thank you so much, truly.
I'll never forget my debt to you.
I'm glad you were found safe.
I only did what a super cop ought to do.
I'll come back on another
day to thank you properly.
We'll be going now.
What is it, Yurine?
Oh, uh nothing.
I hope.
I can do anything as long
as I don't get caught, right?
I'll just go find myself another cutie.
Jashin-chan!
Hurry up or we'll leave you here.
Yokai
Exhibit
I've never been to a museum
in the human realm before.
Same here!
I'm feeling smarter just by being here!
That's amazing, Jashin-chan!
Oh, please. You're not smarter.
This is floor 1, exhibit room 2.
I never thought I'd be bringing
a bunch of devils to a yokai exhibit.
Look at the displays quietly, you guys.
Nekomata
Nekomako?
How cute!
That's "Nekomata."
Is this supposed to be a cow?
Ushi-oni
I guess it does look a little like my dad.
No, it doesn't
I'll send him a picture of it.
Oh, this one looks
a little like Jashin-chan!
Hey, I told you guys to be quiet.
Jashin-chan!
Hebi-onna
Photography Allowed
Looks just like her!
You're right. It does.
Is there really a yokai as cute as m—
The hell is this?
How does that look like me?!
It's just a head with a tail!
Hey! Keep it down!
If you don't stop, I'll make you nothing
but a head and tail, like that painting.
It's the cow from that one painting!
This T-shirt is awesome!
I think I'm going to get this.
What is that?
A pencil cap.
Medusa
Did that thing really look like me?
I won't get mad at you.
Maybe a little
I see.
This is delicious!
When did you change your shirt, Minos?
Looks cool, right?
Jashin-chan?
If you're not gonna eat it
Did that creature
really look like me?
No In truth, even at that
moment, I already knew.
It did look like me.
Like I'd ever admit that!
Shut up.
Did she look like me?
Or could she actually be
the origin of my entire race?
But we're a race that can live
for tens of thousands of years.
Maybe I'm actually the origin,
but the unnecessary parts degenerated,
and what was left evolved into that!
Which means that yokai is my ultimate form,
comprised only of what's essential!
Evolution, huh?
Damn! That might actually be cool as hell!
Let me just imagine that right now.
Gross!
Please, no! No!
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Is she sleep-talking?
Man, I'm stiff.
You seem really tired.
It's true.
I've got so many spirits
possessing me. It's wearing me out.
That would definitely tire you out.
Get up!
What? What? What?! What happened?!
Wait where are we?
Don't give me that.
Yurine, this is terrible!
Our apartment changed!
This is someone else's place.
Huh?
Take a moment to recall
what you did last night.
Sushi
I think I got drunk
Sushi
Sushi
Sushi
Sushi
Abe
Abe
So tired
Wh-Who are you?!
Ugh, I can't stand it
Wait, you can't
Oh
Oh!
She saw the contact info
I sewed to your wallet,
and was kind enough to contact me.
Hi there.
Jeez. Do you know how much trouble you caused?
I really am sorry about this.
Oh, no, it's okay
You need to apologize, too.
Oh, yeah. My bad.
I-I am truly sorry for
the trouble I've caused.
Sushi
Sushi
Sushi
Please accept this sushi.
Th-Thank you
My nose is broken.
Just how much did you drink?
Ugh, you reek of booze.
I feel sick
I got into a drinking contest with some
guy at the bar I went to last night
Is this his business card?
Shiosai Co., Ltd.
Managing
Director
— 12 Hours Earlier —
You're quite the drinker.
What's up, old man? Wanna have a contest?
That sounds interesting.
Just so you know, I can keep
drinking for quite a while.
No problem.
It's not like a mere human
can outdrink me, anyway.
—1 Hour Later—
I'm really grateful to Miura!
Thanks!
Miura?
Yeah! He sang our ending theme!
Oh, yeah, him. He's great, isn't he?
He is! And he's a great dancer!
He's Japan's you-know-who Jackson!
Exciting! Hype!
I think you've got the wrong Miura.
Huh? The dancer?
The soccer player?
That's Kazu.
Huh?
Try again. Miura Yu
The one who climbed Everest!
He's way older.
What?
The shogi—
Different Miura.
The Naoki Prize winner—
Different Miura.
The popular actor—
Different Miura.
The LA murder—
Different Miura, and different Kazu.
Jump across the fire to me.
If you'll jump across the fire to me
Oh, you know that movie?
And you're so young How embarrassing
Spirytus
Spirytus
I feel a little like that Miura now.
Oh, don't be silly.
Spirytus
Spirytus
Spirytus
Spirytus
Spirytus
Spirytus
Spirytus
Spirytus
Spirytus
Spirytus
Honestly, I'm so grateful
to Maeyamada Kenichi.
Yeah
Wait, what happened to Miura
Whoa, that dude drank
Spirytus and passed out!
Fool. That's what you
get for challenging me.
Call an ambulance!
10,000 Yen
Miura
10,000 Yen
Dude, are you okay?
Yo, barkeep, I'll leave the
money to cover us both.
Dude, dude, dude! Dude, dude, dude!
Okay Take care on your way home.
That's the story.
So I drank lots and lots last night!
What you did at the end
of that was pretty bad.
I know, right? That old
dude's probably dead!
What's wrong?
Well, hi there.
He's alive!
I've never played mahjong before.
We'll go easy on you.
Okay, this white one—
Popo-ron!
What's wrong? You haven't said a word all day.
Want some ice cream?
Pudding?
What's wrong with you?
My tooth
My tooth hurts.
A cavity?
I think so.
I thought it'd get better
eventually if I left it alone
Cavities don't get better!
Go see a dentist right now!
What's that look for?
What's a dentist's office like?
This is my first cavity,
so I've never been to one
Well, to put it simply
It's like a torture chamber.
They put you in a chair
and won't let you move,
then they carve into
the cavity with a drill.
This drill's way too big!
Sweat. Sweat. Sweat. Joke.
,
Sweat
,
Sweat
,
Sweat
Stop! Stop!
,
Joke
It's a sushi roll.
Like hell it is, you dumbass!
I was kidding.
Come on. It won't get
better if you don't go,
so get moving.
Gotham Dental Clinic
Wow, it's a snake!
There's a snake in here!
Mom, it's a snake!
Shut up! I'm in pain right now!
Yes, I can see that.
Snake Bomber!
Ow
Oh, are you okay?
Ma'am
I'd appreciate it if you'd watch
your child and not your smartphone.
Otherwise, I'll kill him.
Jashin-chan.
They'll call you in soon
enough. Just wait quietly.
Your heartbeat's really loud
Wait, you're making that
noise with your mouth?
Y-Yurine, hold my hand! I-I-I'm too nervous!
You're creeping me out.
Your vibrating's making me itch.
I wanna go home!
Quit fidgeting.
They're not calling me.
Maybe we should cancel
and come back tomorrow.
Yeah, that's it. Let's do that.
It's only been five minutes.
Okay I'll wait until they call two mor—
Jashin-chan-san!
I got called! They finally called my name!
Yurine, help me! Go in with me!
Stop being weird. You're not a little kid.
Okay, I'll grit my teeth
and get it over with.
You'll have to open your mouth.
Just get in there already.
Now!
Exam Room
Exam Room
No!
Help me!
Stop that! Hold still!
I'll do that for you!
No!
It doesn't hurt anymore!
Aren't you glad you came?
Yep! Sure am!
He said I shouldn't eat
anything for 30 minutes.
I see.
Well, I'm free until they call me up to pay,
so I'll have some chocolate!
You idiot!
My appetizer!
Did you forget what you just said?!
Could you check her one more time?
M-My tooth broke! Help me!
Uh-huh
Summer is so hot I'm melting
If I evaporated,
could I make it back to Heaven?
Pekola-san, would you like some shaved ice?
Yusa-san, Koji-san
I don't have any money right now.
That's all right. It's my sister's treat.
R-Really? Are you sure?
Yes.
You're devils, but you're just like angels!
Thank you, Yusa-san and Koji-san!
Please come visit me in Heaven someday!
May God bless these devils!