Jonas L.A. (2010) s01e03 Episode Script

previously on "jonas l.
A.
" - I want to be friends.
- We are friends.
- Just friends.
- Well, I talked to my director About who should play my love interest in "forever April," And she wants a joe from jonas type.
There's a roomful of mes in there and I'm freaking out.
- Hang in there, man.
I've got an idea.
- Action.
I'm a ghost.
Ghosts can't love.
If we never try, then we'll never know what could have been.
- I got the part! - Congratulations! thank you.
l.
A.
, l.
A.
, baby l.
A.
, l.
A.
Come on, girl.
We're almost to the top.
There had better be an air-conditioned mall up there.
All right, princess.
You rest.
I'll be right back.
Yeah? Well, if I was a princess, I'd have someone walk for me! - Oh.
Oh.
- Oh, sorry.
- Thank you.
- That's okay.
- Great.
- Well, if someone was going to run into me, I'm glad it was you.
Hey, I know you.
I'm your neighbor.
Cute orange house, right? - I'm stella.
- Ben.
Sorry I'm Such a mess.
I was attacked By a bear.
I'm guessing you're more of an indoor girl.
I like a wall and a window now and then.
That's probably why I haven't seen you on the trail before.
Hey.
Oh.
Umm So many mosquitoes out here in nature.
Well, maybe we'd be better off doing something inside Like eating some frozen yogurt or something.
Really? Yeah.
Great.
I'll pick you up around 7:00.
- Perfect.
- Cute orange house? That's me.
Bye.
- What was that? - I'll tell you in a second.
I just have to keep smiling and waving Until he's down that hill.
And we're clear.
He just asked me out! - He's cute! - I know, huh? - I love hiking.
- Oh, okay.
yeah! hey! I was sitting at home watching tv all alone so tired of routines the day goes on and on so I pick up the phone call everyone I know I say there's gonna be a party hit the music, here we go, yeah you gotta live to party, bust your move everybody's in the groove tell the d.
J.
To play our song are you ready to rock and roll? gotta live to party, bust your move everybody's in the groove live to party! Hey, guys.
Sorry I'm late.
- Big announcement? - Ah.
Let me put this in the form Of a riddle.
Now what has two paddles, A net and the hottest celebrities in town? Are you talking about justin timberlake's ping-pong tournament? Correct.
Now this is the biggest charity event Of the summer, okay? J.
T.
's all about giving back.
Yeah, we know all about it, but all the spots are booked.
I guess it just depends on who you know.
You see, my cousin is the assistant to the guy Who's the assistant to the guy who picks the players.
So I've secured an invitation for one lucky jonai-- Happens to be singular for "jonas.
" No, it's not.
But more to the point, That means that only one of us gets to play.
- Yeah.
- Correctamente.
F.
Y.
I.
, I'm adding "amente" to everything I say.
So which one of you three, Is the bestamente? Me, I'd probably crush it, but I've gotta study my script For the movie that I'm starring in, "forever April.
" So joe hollywood is out.
How about you guys, huh? Why don't you play for it? Kevin versus nick? I'm in.
A little brotherly competition.
- I'm in.
- Oh.
So Excitedamente.
All right.
Good luck on that.
All righty.
"I need your love.
You need my love.
" I can't believe I'm going on my first l.
A.
Date.
I know.
If this is the hiker, you work pretty fast.
Wait.
Issue.
- What? - Joe.
Right.
Well, are you going to tell him about that? I mean, am I supposed to? I don't know.
Oh, okay.
Let's play it out.
I'll be joe.
What would you say to me? So, joe, - I met a guy.
- No! No! How could you betray me?! Macy, he's not gonna do that.
Well, I was just showing you the worst-case scenario.
Okay.
Well, can we please try the best-case scenario? - Okay, fine.
- Okay.
So, joe, I met this guy And we're gonna go on a date.
Oh, that's great.
Have fun.
I never had feelings for you anyway.
That's the best-case scenario? Oh, wait.
Here's 50 bucks.
Take him someplace classy.
Huh? Huh? Wasn't that helpful? Wait.
Wait! - Joe? - Hey, stell.
Whose dog is this? Hi, baby.
This is chakra.
He belongs to vanessa.
Oh, we belong to each other.
Vanessa.
Expecting rain? Oh, no.
I'm actually playing a ghost in "forever April," So I can't be in the sun.
I tan ubereasy.
Uberawesome.
joe is such a sweetheart, Agreeing to dogsit chakra for me.
Wow.
So you're dogsitting - Yeah.
- For vanessa.
Okay.
Well, I'm spending the weekend In an underground spa, so-- Oh, let me guess-- uberexclusive? Oh no, it's literally underground In a cave.
So what's up, stell? Um, I actually just came to say hi.
And now I'm going So, joe, happy dogsitting.
Vanessa, watch out for bats.
Nick! Hey, bro.
Look what I found-- - One of these things.
- Oh, so you're practicing.
Because where I come from, A friendly game means you pick up a paddle and you play.
Well, you're welcome to use it if you want.
It's all good, brother.
- What does that mean? - Do what you need to do.
Okay.
- Isn't this fun? - Mm-hmm.
- What are you knitting? - A scarf.
- Oh.
- Or a sock.
- Huh.
- It depends what part of me gets cold first.
- What about you? - A cat sweater.
Doesn't your cat have fur? but it goes so well with his little hat.
He's taking care of vanessa's dog.
No, he is not! Yeah, he is.
I mean, I don't know how they got so far so fast.
Usually you meet, you flirt, you date, You introduce him to your parents And then maybe you let him dogsit.
Well, he has clearly moved on and so should you.
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, I am moving, baby, And ben is my moving van.
Oh, after I meet him? - He's not a rock star.
- Love him.
Yes, ladies, this date with ben is going down.
- I am talking frozen yogurt - Mm-hmm.
With toppings.
- Maybe a swirl.
- Now that is the stella who came to play in l.
A.
- Hippy bump.
- whoo.
- I'm good.
I'm getting ready.
- Oh, I'll help.
- Kevin.
- Oh, hey, nick.
Meet china's gold medalist in table tennis world cup.
You hired a coach? And you, sir, bought a ball machine.
Just say it.
You're afraid to lose to your little brother.
"lose"? Oh, no.
I just want to make sure you were properly schooled - When I beat you.
- You are so going down.
that's cute and all, but can you leave now? 'cause she's about to teach me a move she likes to call the cobra chop.
Chop.
Now remember he only drinks bottled water, No carbs after 4:00 p.
M.
And no loud noises.
- His ears are very sensitive.
- I think we'll be fine.
- I'll call you when I get there.
- Cool.
- I was talking to chakra.
- Right.
yeah, I knew that.
and one for you.
Bye.
I know where you can sleep.
You can sleep in nick's bed.
Yes, you can.
come on.
- Excuse me.
- Oh, hey, can I help you? Yeah, I'm looking for a stella.
- And you are? - Ben.
I met stella hiking today And I found her keys on the trail.
At least I think they're hers.
- Yeah, those are stella's.
- Do you know if she's around? If not, I'll just see her tonight.
- What's tonight? - Our date.
So what you're telling me is your name is ben - And you have a date with stella.
- Yeah.
I think we have a lot we could talk about.
Why don't you come on in? Cobra chop! - Aloha, brother.
- What's all this? Well, I know some words have been exchanged, some not so pleasant, So I decided to do something nice for you.
Really? This is for me? Well, I know how much you like relaxing.
I do like to take a load off.
All right.
Well, try it out.
Take this coconut smoothie, lay down on this thing - And just relax.
- Don't mind if I do.
Oh, I almost forgot-- ladies.
- Oh.
- How does that feel? Ah.
Like a cool island breeze.
It's very relaxing.
Wait a second! - I know what you're trying to do here.
- What would that be? You're trying to recreate that sweet sweet nap I took in maui.
Ah.
The nap of all naps.
The nap of your dreams.
Now why would I do that? To make me groggy for the match.
You're trying to make me lose my competitive edge.
Shh.
Relax.
It would be nice.
I mean-- No! Not at all! Absolutely not.
- Not gonna work.
- All right, fine.
But I know how cranky you get without your nap.
You're going down a bad road here, brother.
You'll be sorry you messed with the master.
No one said stop.
Ah.
Here you go, my buddy ben.
Thanks.
So is stella home? Oh, we'll get to stella.
I want to talk about ben.
What gets ben up every morning? Um, well, I'm a student.
So what I'm hearing is you're unemployed.
- No, I work part time too.
- Mmm, flipping burgers? I invented a cell-phone app.
It's kind of popular.
Well, I'm pretty cell-phone-app savvy myself.
So what's it called? It's called the side burner.
- It lets you take any photo and-- - put sideburns on it? Dude, I love that app.
You invented that? Yeah, it's no big deal It pays the rent, got my parents a new house.
It's all good.
So what do you do? Really? - Where are they? - Where are what? - Can you be more specific? - Specifically my lucky sneakers.
The white ones with the blue stripes? I haven't seen 'em.
- Fibber! - Oh, now you're resorting to name-calling.
- I know what you're trying to do.
- And that would be what? You think I'm so superstitious - I need those shoes to win.
- Those are your words, not mine.
- You're not getting inside my head.
- I think I already am.
You know what? I could beat you without shoes.
I could beat you without socks.
I could beat you without feet! Good luck with that.
Kevin! Ah.
Joe: You know what? I ask the questions around here.
So where are you taking stella tonight? - Um, to get frozen yogurt.
- What do you have against ice cream? - Higher fat content.
- Oh, boy.
So as determined by the pre-game flip of a coin, The kevinator will serve first.
By the way, I'm no longer saying "amente.
" I'm now saying "inator.
" Just loosen up the wrist.
- What was that? - Cobra chop.
The cobra chop is cheating? Look, nick.
If you can't handle my level of play, you should quit now, - Just like you did third-grade spanish.
- Ooh.
I couldn't roll my rs because my tongue wasn't fully formed yet.
- Always an excuse with this guy.
- Nick: You know what? - Just serve the ball, kevin percy.
- Don't you use my middle name.
- Oh, I think I just did, percy.
- Ball.
- Cobra chop! - Whoo! Nice.
Intensamente.
Code red.
Code red.
Actually, this is crimson crush.
No.
Joe, ben, here together.
- What? - Joe is grilling ben like a shish kebab.
- You've gotta get in there.
- Right.
Wait.
- What about my toes? - Just bring them.
Okay.
So what you're telling me, ben-- If that's your real name-- Is that you're gonna take stella out to "fro-yo," And if it goes well, you might ask her out again? Umm Yes.
- Joe.
- Stella.
- Don't talk to her.
- Don't talk to him.
No, we are talking.
We're talking up a storm.
I found your keys.
Oh, and you brought them here.
Thank you.
That is-- that's so sweet.
Thank you.
Thanks.
You-- game room, now.
- No.
- Now.
- Look.
If tonight's not gonna work-- - oh no, it's perfect.
- Perfect.
- Okay.
Thanks for the keys.
Right.
Bye.
Take that, thumbsucker.
You ate baby food until you were 10.
It was just the applesauce.
Oh! Point to the nickinator! Whew.
Guys, this is getting personal.
Whoo! How dare you interrogate my date! What am I supposed to do, Seeing as you decided to keep the whole thing from me? I tried to tell you, but you were a little too busy Playing house with vanessa and shakira.
It's chakra, and he's a boy.
the point is you had a date tonight - And you didn't tell me.
- Well, you didn't tell me about the dogsitting.
I didn't tell you about my dentist appointment either.
What's the big deal? Vanessa is trusting you with something that she loves.
That's a big step in a relationship.
We're not in a relationship.
Well, she thinks that you are.
Yet you're the one who has a date tonight.
It's just yogurt! chakra! Chakra! No, chakra! Come back! Chakra! So it all comes down to this: The winner of the next point will take the crown, And moi, to meet justin timberlake.
that was our last ball.
- When did we get a dog? - Chakra! - Heel! - Stay! Stay! - Chakra, come back! - Chakra, come on! Don't run! - Our dog's name is chakra? - It's not our dog.
I'm watching him for vanessa.
He got scared when stella and I were arguing.
- About what? - She has a date tonight - And she didn't tell me.
- Didn't you guys decide to be friends? Doesn't that mean you're free to date whoever you want? Yeah, but I just pictured myself dating And stella just Not.
You do realize how it sounds, right? When I just said it, I realized what a jerk I sounded like.
Yeah, well, you shouldn't tell us.
You should tell her.
okay.
Come on, boy.
You're right.
Thanks.
D.
Z.
: Yo, bros.
Ah.
It's game point.
yeah, that's gonna be a problem.
Maybe it's for the best.
This game was getting pretty ugly.
Yeah, there's no such thing as a friendly game of ping-pong.
Hey, guys, hold on.
We're real clo-- one more point.
It's over, d.
Z.
Guys, wait.
I don't want to have to come down on you.
All right, look.
I promised my guy A jonas and I don't front.
Okay? So you guys have got one day - To sort this out.
- Or what? or our friendship is in serious trouble.
Our friendship will be fine.
Trust me.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Listen.
I was way out of line back there.
I'm sorry.
It's oy.
I may have slightly overreacted To that whole dog thing.
We should be able to datwhoever we want Without the otheone of us freaking out about it.
I agree.
Or if you prefer not to date at all, I'm cool with that too.
- Joe.
- Okay, the first one.
Listen, ben's a really nice guy.
You should have fun tonight.
Thank you.
Just do me one favor-- Tell him what band I'm in.
Okay.
Cool.
they say you'll know when you really find the one but it's hard to tell with the damage that's been done but I'd like to say that it's your fault but I know better 'cause I'm a fool to think you'd wait around forever maybe I could have turned to you maybe I could have shown that I still do care about you more than you could know don't say it's too late to try to make it right oh to make it right make it right gonna make it right oh, yeah.
- Hello.
- Where have you been? I've been worried sick.
It's 8:00.
I've been gone for an hour.
Okay, let's put it all behind us and tell me everything.
Okay.
So we got to the yogurt place-- - Start earlier.
- He opened the door for me A gentleman.
And then he let me pick the music.
He cares about your interests.
Then we opened the sunroof so we could look at the stars - Oh.
- But it was foggy.
- Not his fault.
- Oh, when we got to the date, - He made me something.
- What? he sideburned you? Yes.
Oh, joe is so cool.
- I just said-- - uh-huh.
- That can't happen again.
Hm-mmm.
- No.
- How about I sideburn you? - Okay.
- Let's go full-on werewolf.
- Smile.
Guys, it's game time.
We've got you covered, d.
Z.
Oh, so it's you.
Great, I was hoping for you.
- Don't hate kev or anything.
- It's not me.
Kevin baby! My favorite brother! It's not me either, d.
Z.
So you guys are leaving me hanging? We're not gonna leave you hanging.
We promised you a brother, So fresh off the jet from jersey - Let's do this! - Yo, what's up, frankie? A little gift from mom.
Baby applesauce.
Guys, it's just a lot smoother.
So are you any good? Back home they call me the frankinator.
where have you guys been hiding this kid? Let me see you do this.
Yeah.
Definitely.
How long have you been playing? - Stella: Next on "jonas l.
A.
" - I'm gonna be in a movie today.
- Line? - Cut! Do you not know your lines? You'd better get your act together or you're gonna see my dark side.
- It gets darker? - g-g-c-c.
- We're doing it.
- We are shredding "twinkle twinkle.
" I think a guitar should always be a two-person instrument.
Depends on the two people.
If you like a girl, you should tell her