Jury Duty (2023) s01e03 Episode Script

You are sequestered. No outside company.
[TODD] One knock equals "I'm awake."
Two knocks equal "I'm going to bed."
[ALL SCREAM]
I'm sorry, Your Honor. I-I
have a lot going on. Uh
He's trying his best,
but things aren't working.
[JUDGE ROSEN] Is this
what the jury just saw?
Unfortunately, yes.
Lo and behold, yesterday
the judge chose a foreperson.
He appointed me as it.
No surprise there.
Um, like I said in my previous video,
these responsibilities and
duties just tend to land on me.
I know that I'm capable of doing them.
Doesn't necessarily mean that I want to,
but it just tends to happen like that.
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
Todd is a very interesting individual.
[JEANNIE] What the hell?
Oh, hello. How are you?
[JEANNIE] What are you doing?
[NOAH] Yeah, Todd, what are these?
I was just sitting before
we, uh, went off to court.
[JEANNIE] Are they crutches?
Uh, these are, um, uh,
chair pants, or chants.
Today he showed up wearing chair pants,
which he calls "chants" to abbreviate.
[TODD] Hello.
[RONALD] It's essentially
two crutches
[TODD] I'll just sit here.
[RONALD] that he's
attached to, like, kneepads,
and then he's attached
them to his backside.
[LONNIE] You straight?
Um, uh, sort of the straightness
is the difficulty of the lack of a bend.
Jesus Christ.
[LONNIE] You need help, bro?
- I'm good.
- [LONNIE] You're struggling. Like
The only, um, part that, uh, is,
uh, slightly inconvenient about these
is interacting with other
chairs when you're wearing them.
You're a fool, bro.
Um, but otherwise, they're whisper-quiet
and really convenient to use.
[CLATTERING]
Um, is everyone ready to go?
- [LONNIE] Yeah.
- [JEANNIE] Yeah.
[LONNIE] You good? You look
uncomfortable right now.
Oh, I'm, uh, feeling good.
I'm ready to go to court.
Uh, I'll just get the
[JEANNIE CLEARS THROAT]
I I-I got it, bro.
Thank you.
Yeah, I was bummed at first 'cause
I couldn't go on my vacation,
but, uh, my girlfriend is
there now with her friends,
so I think that's fun.
Who is she even there with?
Ahh, she's there with her friends
Brenna, Francisca, and her friend Cody,
who I don't know, but
Um they're all just like
a nice little girl group.
Is Cody a girl?
Yeah.
[JEANNIE] Are you sure about that?
She might be there with a guy.
- What?
- [RONALD CHUCKLES]
I know a lot of Codys, actually,
and all of them are guys.
Cody Junket, he his family
lived outside, actually,
and he was, like, always
dirty all the time.
Agent Cody Banks.
Cody Bryant.
Shoot. Schwing.
What is that?
So he sits on them.
They're a chair for him.
- He sits on that?
- [RONALD] Yes.
- No. No.
- [RONALD] 'Cause there's not enough chairs in there.
No.
Confidential.
That means "top secret."
For my eyes only.
It's called Lone Pine.
This is the script from the director
Almost said his name.
[SNAPS FINGERS]
- I'm gonna be busy reading.
- [VANESSA] Okay.
[INEZ] Isn't it cutting off circulation?
No, only to, um, my
genitals a little bit.
It is?
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
All rise.
Trial court of the State of California
28th District now in session.
The Honorable Judge
Alan Rosen presiding.
Good afternoon. Please sit.
First of all, the gentleman who
was injured over the weekend,
uh, he's home from the hospital.
Nothing life-threatening.
He's on the mend, so good for him.
But, uh
Are you standing up, sir?
Uh, no, Your Honor, I'm sort of
in between standing and sitting.
I-I'd like to sit. I,
uh, wanted to comply.
[JUDGE ROSEN] What's the
problem with the chair?
[TODD] There's no problem
with the chair, Your Honor.
I'm just, um
Uh, I have to I, uh,
have, uh, um, an attachment,
a device that I can't sit in the chair.
[RONALD] On Sunday I had shown
Todd the movie A Bug's Life.
It's about the bug who's
making these inventions.
He's trying to introduce
technology into their lives.
That's exactly what
Todd is wanting to do.
You know, that's what
he's passionate about.
And I think it's really cool.
So I showed him that movie
to kinda let him know that,
you know, those people tend
to be misunderstood in society,
just like it's portrayed in the movie.
I feel like they do a perfect job.
You know, he's kind of an outcast.
People think he's a weirdo.
They push him off to the side.
And all he's trying to do
is just help in his own way.
Turn around.
Sorry.
Um, sorry, I'm, uh, caught.
Nikki, did you see this?
I caught a glimpse when
I walked in, but I did
I wouldn't have Yeah.
[JUDGE ROSEN] I can't have you
wear that in the courtroom, sir.
- I'm sorry.
- [TODD] Um, I'm sorry, Your Honor.
Do you need to go to the
restroom or something?
No, there's just a component
that, um, goes within my pants.
So if I just, um, could stand
in the corner, I could
For privacy.
- Yeah, go ahead.
- [TODD] Thank you.
Sorry.
[CLATTERING]
[JUDGE ROSEN] Are those crutches?
[CLATTERING CONTINUES]
Sorry. I'm sorry. I meant
to give you some privacy.
[ZIPPER UNZIPS]
Oh, my goodness.
[JUDGE ROSEN] I've never
seen anything like that.
[JUDGE ROSEN SIGHS]
[NIKKI] Happy Monday, Your Honor.
[JUDGE ROSEN] Yeah, I hope you
folks, uh, had a nice weekend.
I hope you kept yourselves
occupied, and we'll get started
[CLATTERING CONTINUES]
Juror number two, do me a favor.
Don't let this happen again.
- This is kind of disruptive.
- My apologies, Your Honor.
- Are you all settled now?
- Yes, Your Honor.
- [JUDGE ROSEN] Thank you.
- Thank you.
Mr. Foreperson, we can't have
things like this going on.
I need you to stay on top
of this. You understand?
Yes, Your Honor.
Okay.
[TODD] I was thinking
about the fact that,
in the deliberation
room, that previously
there weren't enough chairs for everyone
to sit around the table together.
But I wasn't thinking about
wearing them in the jury box.
So I had to remove
them in the courtroom,
and it was, uh, embarrassing for me.
You doing all right, man?
Yeah, I'm fine. Sorry.
I was just embarrassed.
Dude, don't worry about it, man.
No, you're fine.
Shit happens.
You know what? You take some
risks sometimes, you know?
Not all of them pay off.
[INEZ] It's true.
And no one could see
you take them off, uh,
- in the corner where you were stood.
- [BARBARA] We weren't looking.
I saw.
[VANESSA CLICKS TONGUE]
If you don't like the sensation
of getting, um, salt on your hand.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Cody's a girl's name. No?
Cody can be boy or girl.
[BARBARA] I have a nephew named Cody.
[ROSS] There's a sophomore. I
teach a sophomore named Cody.
It's a girl.
[NOAH] All right,
that's what I'm saying.
[JEANNIE] "I-E" is different.
There's some really interesting
names in this script.
Wanna take a guess?
Caleb? The name "Caleb."
Is that a guy or a girl?
I would guess it's a guy.
[JAMES] He's right.
I'm Caleb.
Looks like we worked that out.
[GRUNTS]
[PAT] My neighbor has a dog
named Cody, if that helps.
- Boy or girl?
- It is a girl.
I have a friend named Cody.
[NOAH] Ravi, you have
a friend named Cody?
But we don't wanna make
you feel bad either.
Ask your girlfriend if Cody's
a boy or girl. That's simple.
Cody's a girl. Cody's definitely a girl.
Oh, shit!
[SIGHS]
Sorry. [CHUCKLES] Jump scare.
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
That got me.
- Counsel for the plaintiff.
- Ready, Your Honor.
Are you prepared to
call your first witness?
- I call Jacqui Hilgrove.
- Okay.
[DEBRA] Would you mind
introducing yourself to the jury?
My name is Jacquiline
Claudia Vivian Hilgrove.
But, um, if it's okay with you, I'm
used to people calling me Jacqui.
And what's the name of your company?
It's, uh, it's Cinnamon & Sparrow.
I'm actually wearing
one of our pieces today.
This is, um
This is from our vintage line, 1940s.
Um, this is made out of
recycled burlap sacks,
and then the belt looks like it's
actually snakeskin, but it's not.
It's dehydrated mango
fibers and cacti. Yeah.
Yes, her burlap sack dress,
accompanied with her dehydrated
avocado and cacti belt,
was seriously to die for.
What was the ideology behind
your company, Cinnamon & Sparrow?
I wanted to save the world.
I want to make it a better place
for our parents and our grandparents
and our great-great-grandparents
and our children,
which I don't have any
'cause I'm married to my work.
But if you have children, I
wanted, you know, to save them.
So her clothing she makes is
edible? Is this what I got from that?
- [INEZ] No, it's eco-conscious.
- This belt was a papaya?
- No. Dehydrated mango and cacti.
- [PAT] Mango, but
So is it edible or no?
[NOAH] It's hydrated.
It means they, like, run water
over it to make it really smooth.
[JEANNIE] If you put water on it,
then it would turn back into a mango.
Does it expire if you
don't refrigerate it?
- [PAT] I don't know.
- What?
[PAT] That's what I was confused about.
Either way, she was snatched.
How would you characterize
your reputation,
uh, prior to July 19th, 2021?
Beyond reproach.
[DEBRA] Was there a
time when that changed?
Yes. It was
the night he destroyed my career,
my business, and my mental health.
Going back to Jacqui, she
reminded me there was essence,
not looks, uh, not even
in a sexual attraction way,
but there were moments where, uh,
it reminded me of my wife, Sonia,
and I think that's what kept
my attention during that.
You know those environmental
catastrophe films
where people are on the beach
and they're living, laughing,
loving life, and then the tsunami
comes and destroys everything?
Well, that was my life.
But, um, in my movie, in
the beginning, the whole town
wanted to work with me,
and then they didn't.
It felt like it was really
just rich white lady problems,
but I did kind of feel bad for her.
[DEBRA] What is this document?
[JACQUILINE] This shows my gross
sales for the calendar year of 2021.
[DEBRA] And what do you notice
from July to December 2021?
[JACQUILINE] I lost everything.
[RONALD] Barbara can't stay awake.
She is literally falling
asleep in the juror box.
It was either five or six times in total
Jeannie and I had to wake Barbara.
[NIKKI] Do you solemnly swear that
the testimony you are about to give
shall be the truth and
nothing but the truth,
under penalty of perjury?
I do.
[DEBRA] Would you mind
stating your name for the jury?
Randall Cody Schiller.
[SIGHS]
[DEBRA] And who is
your current employer?
[RANDALL] Cinnamon & Sparrow.
It's his middle name.
[DEBRA] How long have you
worked for Ms. Hilgrove?
- I know, but he's still a boy.
- [RANDALL] Since 2008.
It doesn't count.
Suite Life of Zack and
Cody, I just thought of that.
Fictional people don't count.
[NOAH] I mean, it was
interesting hearing that guy, uh,
hearing that guy Cody, but that's
actually not his first name.
I guess he doesn't really count as Cody.
He's a Randall, so
[PRODUCER] Ronald, I saw you smiling
No. Nothing. No comment. [CHUCKLES]
[DEBRA] Do you know how the defendant
came to work at Cinnamon & Sparrow?
I hired him.
And I regret it to this day.
Should've never done it.
Mr. Schiller, what did I just hand you?
This is the incident report.
Could you read what you wrote?
[RANDALL] "Injured
party found unresponsive,
covered in destroyed property.
When he became responsive, he
blurted out, 'My bad, that's on me.'
Also of note, he had
emptied his bowels."
[DEBRA] So earlier you said
that he urinated on himself.
- Well, he could've done both.
- But that was your observation?
Yeah.
- Did you say it could have been both?
- It could have been both.
I didn't check him, you know.
But it was wet in the
front and there was a stain.
Listen, I didn't mind being the
alternate, but now we got defecation,
there's a lady named Jacquis.
[SCOFFS] I'm in it. I'm in it.
If you were to have to describe
Mr. Morris's state when he came to
from being passed out,
would you describe his state
as excited or nervous
or calm and collected?
- How would you phrase that?
- [RANDALL] Out of it.
He was just, like, lying there
with his tongue out and
his eyes rolled back.
And when we pulled back the
T-shirts, we saw that he
- he urinated on himself.
- Sure. Yeah. Yeah.
[RANDALL] And there was a
stain around his crotch area.
He smelled. The alcohol and marijuana
kind of smelled like asparagus.
You know when you eat
asparagus before
uh, the night before, just the urine
- Thank you, sir. Uh
- [JUDGE ROSEN] Yeah, thank you, sir.
[INEZ] I don't really
care for Trevor's hair.
Um, and I'm not here to judge, but
I just don't like him as a person.
Your Honor, I call Dr. Aiden Samuels.
Sir.
Approach the bench, sir.
[DEBRA] Prior to July 19th, 2021,
how often would you say
that you saw Ms. Hilgrove?
Every other week.
Could you describe the nature
of those initial visits?
Um
With love addiction, polyamory,
- or multiple sex partners
- No
or bicurious
- [DEBRA] Actually, let me rephrase.
I was talking specifically
with regard to the severity
of my client's depression
at the time when you
Oh, oh, sorry. Mild.
And how frequently were you seeing
her post-July 21 till now even?
It drastically changed from
that to phone calls, messages,
anywhere from nine to 12 times a week.
I have no further questions, Your Honor.
Thank you. Counsel.
Pre-incident, you said she
was feeling a bit of anxiety.
[AIDEN] Yeah.
Could you care to elaborate
on that for us a bit?
[AIDEN] Sure.
The change in her was
so drastic that it was
it was alarming.
I am awake.
I'm only calling you
because you're the foreman.
Has she been sleeping a lot?
I think this is like the fourth
or fifth time we've hit her today.
Have we caught her right away or
I wanna make sure she's not
missing the bulk of the testimony.
That one I couldn't
tell 'cause she was
her back was to me, so I don't know.
If you're able to, to try
to keep an eye on her, I
Thanks.
I was just looking at my blouse.
I just was looking down
because it was uninteresting.
And every time I looked
down, somebody would poke me
like they thought I was asleep.
I was maybe asleep one time.
I don't want them to keep yelling
at me. I didn't think I was asleep.
The judge, he just said, "Just
make sure her eyes stay open."
So the only thing he's
looking for is your eyes.
Oh.
That's why I keep touching
you, 'cause he's pointing at me.
So I don't know if
you're sleeping or not.
He's just pointing
at me to point at you.
She's pointing at me. She poked me.
I know, 'cause the
judge is looking at us,
asking us to wake you up.
To stay awake, if you want, the
way that your brain gets tired
is because the oxygen content in
your brain isn't going as much.
So if your heart pumps more blood
and puts more oxygen in your brain,
and that's what a stimulant, like, um,
coffee or methamphetamine or cocaine,
- those will all do
- That's what I'm thinking.
Okay. Got it.
I really don't know what's
going on. I couldn't, uh
I couldn't talk to
Heidi again last night.
[JEANNIE] Wait. Does
Heidi have an Instagram?
I'm not on Instagram, but she has it.
You know, Christine
out there, she was like,
"I can help you look on
the Internet if you want."
We could go look on her phone and
see if Heidi is following anyone.
You've just been, like, sad
since we talked about that.
I feel like it could give
you some peace of mind.
[NOAH] Hey, Ronald.
I talked to you about this Cody thing.
I wouldn't trip, but that's just me.
[NOAH] And this is,
like, nothing, right?
Like, I don't need to be
looking through her social media
to, like, figure out
It just depends on how much
you trust your girl, you know?
That's what I'm saying.
I mean, I trust her. I'm just, like
[RONALD] Well, then
don't go through her shit.
As soon as you start going through
your shit, it becomes a habit.
You don't want to do it,
just don't do it then.
[NOAH] Yeah.
Yeah, I've been on both sides of that.
Oh, yeah.
I feel like you could just
see if she's friends with him.
This is ridiculous.
So, basically, Jeannie made friends
with the security officer, Christine,
and now they're trying to
go through Heidi's Instagram
to see if she's friends with any Codys,
just, like, gathering visual evidence
to make sure that they're girls,
which I'm already, like, 99% sure.
Okay, so Heidi does
have a friend named Cody,
but the account is private,
and the little circle that
shows you who you are
It's a girl.
No, it's of a sunset.
So now we had to put
in a friend request,
and we're waiting for [CLEARS THROAT]
Christine to be accepted.
Also, I saw Heidi's friend
Francisca, and she's so ugly. [LAUGHS]
She's, like, ugly.
How do you stand that long?
- How do I stand that long?
- Yeah.
Well, these shoes are made
for standing. Nah, it's fine.
- Wow.
- [NIKKI] Yeah.
I don't know if you remember
what I was wearing yesterday.
I had, um, attachments.
I saw what you was wearing yesterday.
- But if you wanted to use them
- [NIKKI] No.
- Okay.
- [NIKKI] You know what, though?
I do want to say I feel
like you're a low-key genius.
'Cause the stuff you be saying
That's really kind. Thank you.
Take ownership of that. Somebody
just called you a genius.
If somebody called me a genius,
I'd be like, "Thank you."
- Thank you.
- [NIKKI] Let's try it.
You know, you're a low-key genius.
Uh, thank you.
Would you please introduce
yourself to the jury?
Um, hi. I'm Genevieve Telford-Warren.
[DEBRA] Can you describe for the
ladies and gentlemen of the jury
what it is that you do for
a living, Ms. Telford-Warren?
Sure.
I am a social media brand ambassador
for myself for my own account
and for a third-party account
as well, which belongs to my dog,
who's a pet, who I do also brand
negotiation deals for him as well.
And I do DJing also for party and events
and corporate and personal and public.
And I do also certified
I'm a lash tech also, but I
haven't really done that in a while,
but I'm still certified to do it.
And I also just do negotiating brand
deals for my own account as well,
and commercial acting as well,
as well as modeling
and some acting as well.
[DEBRA] That's great.
When Genevieve was talking, I, like,
really just wanted to fight her.
- Like, I just wanted to hit her.
- [INEZ] Yeah.
Do you know Ms. Jacqui Hilgrove?
Yes.
[DEBRA] How did you meet?
[GENEVIEVE] We met on Instagram.
Because one of my accounts
is for the pet awareness,
which is, like, combating toxic beliefs,
like when people say,
"Adopt, don't shop."
However, trying to
bring to light to people
that also those dogs that we buy,
like, those dogs also
need to have a good home,
and so I had posted on
my Instagram account,
like, a different motto that was, like,
"Adopt if you want, but
don't forget to shop."
And I was getting lots of, like,
narsty comments and stuff from that,
and so Jacqui had come to
support me in the comments.
And then I DMed her,
like, "Thanks, girl."
And then she DMed me back,
like, "Thanks. No problem, girl."
And then we started talking,
and that's when we knew
we had mutuals, and so we
went to a birthday party.
Anybody else felt like that?
- You just wanted to
- [INEZ] Exactly. Maybe pinch her.
Right in the throat.
[DEBRA] Was there a time when Jacqui
asked you to make an introduction
- to a famous influencer friend of yours?
- Yes.
- [DEBRA] On her behalf?
- Yes.
Can you describe who this person is?
[GENEVIEVE] She's, like
She has the most
almost the most amount of
followers that you could have.
And so followers, when
you follow someone else,
you're basically saying, like,
"I think you're better than me."
So, like, if that
influencer has the most,
that means most of
everybody in this room
knows or thinks she's better than us,
which is true.
So then when she says stuff like
that, then we're like, "Okay."
[LONNIE] All right, so check
it. This is what happened, right?
Jacqui had a contract, you
know, to make a bunch of shirts
for this important influencer
lady's big event, right?
But Jacqui's lawyer is
alleging that the defendant
came to work drunk and high
and printed a whole bunch
of gibberish on the shirts,
and now all the shirts are unusable.
Allegedly.
[DEBRA] I'm gonna show you a series
of tweets from the influencer.
- Can you read it?
- [GENEVIEVE] Yes.
"@cinnamon&sparrow I
can't even. Never again."
[DEBRA] Exhibit number four.
"@cinnamon&sparrow
When you give someone a chance
and they literally
slap you in the face."
[DEBRA] Exhibit number 31.
[GENEVIEVE] "@cinnamon&sparrow"
um, bones with more bones,
and then just the bones,
and then bones with other bones.
What do you think it meant
when the influencer said,
"I can't even, never again"?
It means, like, she can't.
She couldn't even,
ever, and never again.
[DEBRA] What about "@cinnamon&sparrow
Nothing about this is okay"?
Like, it's bad, and it's not okay.
How about "@cinnamon&sparrow
Canceling my order"?
Like, they made an order, and
now they're gonna cancel it.
And finally, how about
"@cinnamon&sparrow
I will never shop there again"?
They're probably never
gonna shop there again.
[DEBRA] Do any of these
tweets surprise you?
No.
[DEBRA] Why is that?
Because she beefed it pretty hard,
and so then people didn't wanna
be engaging with her stuff anymore.
No offense.
Pardon me. Juror number five.
This is becoming a real problem.
Juror number six, you're the foreperson,
and it's your duty to
keep the jury in line.
Are you capable of doing that?
Yes, Your Honor.
Okay, you know what? Let's
take 15 minutes for coffee.
And madam, I suggest two cups for you.
[RONALD] I really need
you to stay awake, Barbara.
Judge is not happy.
[BARBARA] I took a little
something to stay awake.
- Nice. Did ya? Good!
- [BARBARA] Yeah.
What'd ya take?
- [BARBARA] It's a cookie.
- Oh.
[BARBARA] It has sativa
in it and Dexedrine.
- It's gonna be good.
- There you go. There you go.
[BARBARA HUMMING]
Thank you.
Just in case.
You are so nice.
As long as you don't fall asleep.
Don't worry.
[NIKKI] Okay.
Please call your next witness.
Your Honor, I call Martin Lee.
Approach the bench, sir.
This machine is almost foolproof.
And so there are sensors on the machine
that would automatically shut it down.
The employee would have to
actively shut the machine down
because it does give them a warning.
So the employee chose to
force the machine to stay on
and keep running until it was broken.
- That is correct.
- [BARBARA LAUGHING]
[DEBRA] Do you know how much
it cost to repair the CDU?
[MARTIN] A little under 200,000.
[DEBRA] How do you
know how much it cost?
I manufactured it.
Oh.
Can you tell the ladies
and gentlemen of the jury
what the cause of the
failure of the machine was?
Well, my opinion is that it's impossible
for this machine to malfunction
without deliberate user error.
[TODD] Dr. Lee said that
without human intervention
that the machine
couldn't make a mistake,
which I thought was very interesting
and I'm excited to see more of that.
Counsel, any other witnesses?
Your Honor, at this
time, the plaintiff rests.
Hey, hey.
Sorry.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
I wish it was somebody's birthday.
Why?
- 'Cause then we'd have cake.
- [NIKKI] All rise.
[JUDGE ROSEN] Folks, it's getting late.
I think it's probably best
if we adjourn for the day,
and we'll begin with defense's
case first thing in the morning.
[BARBARA EXCLAIMS]
I appreciate your excitement.
And Mr. Foreperson,
I appreciate you keeping everybody
orderly and attentive today.
Barbara was doing great today.
I watched her actively take notes.
She was on her A game.
She brought it today.
- Very proud of her.
- Aw.
[PRODUCER] What do you think
the difference was today?
Maybe she just finally took some
interest in the case, I guess.
Maybe now that things have
actually started going, she's
[LAUGHS]
[RONALD] You know, it's enough
to keep her attentive and alert.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
He just posted this.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
I don't know if you wanna
look at that right now.
That's your girlfriend?
I mean, yeah, that's my
girlfriend, but who is that?
Who is that?
[JEANNIE] Cody. Code Red.
She looked up a Cody.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Yeah.
We saw a picture of
Cody, this guy who, um
had a boner.
That could be someone's cousin, maybe,
or her friend Brenna I
think maybe has a brother.
So that could be. He maybe
just, like, went on the trip.
[JEANNIE] No. His name
is Code Red. That's Cody.
If I was Noah, I'd you
guys up, not my girlfriend.
They shouldn't be putting
that shit in your head.
- [JEANNIE] I'm sorry, dude. It looks like she
- That's your girl?
- [JEANNIE] Yeah.
- [NOAH] Yeah, but
I wouldn't trip about it, man.
Who's the owner of the boner?
Sometimes if you do a
panoramic, if you're pulling it
and if you pull it too
fast, it stretches it out.
That could be a situation
right there on the pants.
She don't have a big booty,
but he got a big-ass dick.
[ROSS] Right. Both would be distorted.
I just feel like just because
there's a guy on the trip,
it doesn't mean that there's
anything happening between them.
No, but the caption is, "I'm in
heaven with a real-life angel.
Hashtag blessed."
[JEANNIE] Hashtag boner.
I mean, "blessed" takes on a couple
of different meanings here, doesn't it?
- [LONNIE] Who is Code red, though?
- Code Red, I'm assuming, is Cody.
[NOAH] We don't even know
what that is in his pants.
We don't know.
Clearly, he has an erection.
[NOAH] This is a filter. They
used the penis app on this.
I think that's the one thing
that's not, uh, arguable.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[JAMES] I wouldn't worry about it, dude.
Thanks, man.
[JAMES] I mean, it's just a thing.
When you're in Mexico, you
She'll go get reamed for a week and
But she'll get that out of her
system and she'll go follow her heart.
And that's gonna lead her back to you.
- Okay.
- [JAMES] That's my two cents.
Thanks.
[JUDGE ROSEN] On the
next episode of Jury Duty.
"How much urine can a Cinnamon
& Sparrow shirt absorb?"
Is this a joke?
Kick his ass.
Caleb's my character in Lone Pine.
He's a real everyman, you
know, blue-collar worker.
Ain't nobody gonna buy that.
You look like a jackass.
I don't like the sensation
of being covered in goo.
This is so freaking weird.
[NIKKI] I will arrest
every last one of y'all.
[SCREAMING]
There's something wrong.
I'm as sober as a judge.
[ALL CHEERING]
I'm gonna make a movie out of the movie
that's being made here. This is insane.
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]