Kamen no Maid Guy (2008) s01e03 Episode Script
The Romance Doesn't Stop?
ts(04:59)Fujiwara Naeka-sama ts(12:02)"I'm sorry, Kousuke, I already have someone I like.
" --ED-- Naeka-senpai! Do your best! A match of three, no time-outs.
If the Girls' club wins, you will have to do as promised.
Sure.
If you win, we will let the Girls' club claim the newly constructed kendo dojo.
But, if the Boys' club wins Then? Fujiwara Naeka! Your Pair of tits! Let us grope them as much as we want! That also means, skin to skin! President, please let me use my sword.
Approved.
Cut them up as much as you want.
Ststop! Wait, Fujiwara! I'm sorry, it was a joke! It was just a joke! You don't need to explain.
Tenge! Master is very lively today, that's good.
Huh? Stare.
Maid Guy's sensor has detected staring.
Besides me, there's someone else staring at Master passionately.
Such passionate staring Damn.
Who is this person? Didn't you go a bit overboard? They were so scared, even though you only used the back of the blade.
They are failures as swordsmen.
Dying is too good for them.
Why are the guys around me such perverted idiots? To achieve victory, they should swear to not be perverted.
Why can't they get that.
Are guys like that even worth it? Anyways, Naeka Simply put, you just hate men.
Is it because you're not interested in love? For someone walking the path of the sword, love is just wild flowers on the pavement.
That was Just as I thought.
Naeka? What's that thing? A dog? What about that dog? Um.
Yeah Is it a rare species? It might be.
Tell me the details later.
Tell you what? A love letter.
It can't be wrong.
This is a love letter.
Anyways, Naeka Simply put, you just hate men.
Is it because you're not interested in love? I can neverlove again.
I decided on that day.
I'm sorry.
To a person who's walking the path of the sword, love is just a mirage.
This will just only confuse me on my path.
You have to give up on love, Naeka! But, maybe I should wait a bit.
A warrior's benevolence Maybe I should just take a peek.
Master.
I have something to tell you about this letter.
Naeka-sama! Nee-chan? What happened? After a sharp scream, she ran out.
Then she ran into the wall and exploded.
That is It can't be.
A love letter? You say there's no problem with it? Yes, about receiving a love letter.
It isn't uncommon at Naeka-sama's age.
It might be a trap.
The danger level around Naeka-sama is green It's very safe.
I'm sure that it has nothing to do with any enemies.
Okay, then.
I will witness all of Master's relationship from the beginning to the end.
This needs to be returned to Naeka-sama.
Listen, our mission is not to interfere with Naeka-sama's personal life.
Maid Guy's X-ray Vision.
We cannot forget our mission as maids.
Tomorrow after school, behind the gym You have to listen properly! I'm ordering you not to interfere with Naeka-sama's school life.
Do you understand? This won't work.
Nee-chan has Philophobia.
Philophobia? Nee-chan once believed in her fate.
Someone that was loyal to the one she liked, a girl who always dreamed of the best ending.
Until that terrible event happened Senpai! Senpai! You're that from the first grade I'm Fujiwara.
Fujiwara Naeka from the first grade of middle school.
I'm sorry, I'm not good with names.
Senpai Does that mean you've also forgotten the letter that I wrote to you before? Before? I'd written a lot of letters, and finally gave one to you.
Uh, no that that Um, I made a bento today.
Fujiwara, what about your lunch? If you haven't eaten yet, let's eat together.
Okay! Um I've never really cooked before.
Please tell me if it's no good.
How can something that took a lot of effort, not be good? Senpai! SENPAI! That senpai transferred out due to fear of nee-chan's attempted poisoning.
Nee-chan suffered a huge shock, thus getting Philophobia.
Her maiden's heart of love has been sealed ever since.
That's depressing I'm sorry! I'm sorry, senpai! No! Don't call me "Poison Woman!" Oh, it's just a dream.
Hello.
Now, tell me who sent that love letter! Tell you what? I haven't even read it myself.
Haven't read it? That's such a waste.
Why don't you just read it? I'm not interested.
I'm just going to throw it away.
See ya.
Hey, Naeka! That's right.
To a person who's walking the path of the sword, a love letter is nothing.
Where did I put it? Master, are you looking for this? Give me that back! That's I was planning to throw it away.
Then give it to me.
Maid Guy Shredder! No! You wanted it back so badly It proves you still have feelings for it.
Your faith in love has not yet fully disappeared.
Don't jump to your own conclusions.
To a person who's walking the path of the sword, love is useless.
Then, what's this? Amazing, there's a pile of romance manga and novels.
Kousuke! No! Don't look! You really know where she hides things, Kogarashi-san.
Who do you think cleans everyday? "Love Guidance For Today" "Tell Me, The True and False of Love" "Absolute Walkthrough: The Correct Cafe For Dating" You don't even have someone you like, and you're already preparing a date plan.
You're an impressive master.
Stop it, idiot! Kogarashi-san! Let me make it clear.
Our mission is to serve our masters without having to interfere with their lives.
What are you talking about? Isn't protecting Master's bloodline also our mission? Even if you say that What are you saying? If this continues, Master will just be a homeless dog.
You've only suffered being lovelorn once, but you still haven't got past this obstacle.
And you're talking about walking the path of the sword Stop joking around! Kogarashi-san, you're tone Exactly! Do you understand how painful it is to be lovelorn? Every time I get a bad ending, I soak my pillow with tears.
I'm sorry, Kousuke-kun.
Dammit.
Master is a homeless dog.
Her brother only knows how to play eroges.
What glasses types, sister types, cat ear types?! You're a bunch of sad grandchildren! You even included me Don't worry, Master.
I understand that you're not good with love, which is why you feel so down.
But, as long as I'm here, I will serve you until happiness.
That's me, Maid Guy.
This is Maid Guy's special drink.
Drink it.
I'm not going to drink something suspicious.
But, there are zero calories.
Seriously? Hold me? Hey hold me? What did you say, Naeka-sama? Kogarashi-san, what did you give her?! A stimulant that makes your heart desire love.
Is it too effective for Master? What did you say? Maid-san yuri I'm totally okay with this.
Can I film this? Don't say that! Help me! Kogarashi-san, what should I do? Don't worry, do it more.
I'm going out now.
I'll give you an hour.
Kogarashi-san! Are you living well today? My beloved grandchildren I said I'm not going to film it, but at least let me see! WhWhWhWhWhWhWh Wh What has happened to you? We should've done this from the beginning.
Here, Naeka-sama.
These are ingredients for deep fried shrimp.
It won't work.
I've received the title of "Poison Woman" from making deep fried shrimp.
I will teach you.
If this works, I'm sure you can forget that painful memory.
Fukibi-san Thank you! You'll have to remove the skin from the shrimp.
Argh, I used too much strength.
Wait! The egg before the wheat flour and the flour is last! This tastes weird The oil is bad.
That's vinegar, the oil is here! I'm going to put it in Ready Eat it.
Me? This is Kousuke-sama.
It's courtesy to eat food that a girl has made.
This isthe fate of men.
Here.
How is it? This is food! This is food made for humans! It tastes just like fried shrimp! Yay! Congratulations, Naeka-sama! Thank god, nee-chan! It will be alright.
I can love again.
Because I've extracted that painful memory.
Nice to meet you, Fujiwara Naeka-sama.
I've always noticed you.
Oh my god~ To to send these feelings to you, I wrote this letter.
No~ I'm not mentally prepared yet.
Wait Wait.
.
Tomorrow after school, I'll meet you behind the gym.
Yay~ Thank you for coming.
I've always noticed you.
Oh I love you.
Will you go out with me? I'll make you a bento What do you like to eat? The second question, Fujiwara.
The second question? Huh? Second question? Page 192, question 2.
What about the bento? Lunch is after this period, idiot.
Fujiwara, question 2.
Fujiwara! You can't stop the romance? Yeah, my brain is filled with pink.
It's just a love letter and she's already filled with happiness.
This is my exploding feelings after that event.
Ah~ This is love Love? Aren't you rushing it? You don't even know who it is.
That's right! Wait! Don't tell me that you've never considered that.
What if he's not my type?! What if he's big and overweight? Overthinking has a limit too! It doesn't even show a name! Then don't go! That's impossible.
No matter what, he is the destined one that changed me, who had forgotten how to love.
You're not living for the sword anymore? Honestly, love is the essence of life.
I was so stupid before.
Goodbye, me from yesterday! Hello, today's me! She's pissing me off.
Ignore her.
Perfect.
But this master I don't know when she will back away.
If you're going to bloom, bloom the flower of love beautifully.
I will help my master's relationship from beginning till end.
This is me, Maid Guy! What will he be~ What will he be~ If I don't worry about the body.
Even if it's the fatty type, as long as he's beautiful from the inside, the inside.
Of course, if he's the perfect type I will be overjoyed.
Let's both of us go to the beach.
I will make you a bento~ I really want to see the ocean with you.
I've always wanted it like that.
Yes, and then, both of us at the beach under the night sky That's too early! No~ We can't do that yet Fujiwara-senpai.
After coming back to my senses, I didn't know when I had arrived at the back of the gym.
Then I looked, there was a girl standing there.
Who are you? To think that you actually came! That means it was right to gather myself and send you that letter.
The suspect is actually you?! At a kendo competition before after seeing senpai's performance I To senpai Dash! Master, where are you going? Kogarashi-san! This will only work out for people who look and strive forward.
That is happiness! If this weak master wants to hide, I will destroy that path.
That is Maid Guy's duty.
Ouch.
Wh What is this place? ThThThTh Senpai! Senpai! There's this really royal bed there.
I've predicted this.
I've already prepared the sweet room for you.
This will leave only one path for the scared master.
Don't force me to move forward! Look at the situation! It's a sudden development that it's actually a girl! Get me out of here now! Don't worry, I'm fine with whatever Master thinks.
Listen to me! I'm out Take your time, Master.
Wait! What do you want me to do here, idiot! What are you talking about, senpai? Do you really need to ask? What kind of joke is this! Oh, Nee-san.
You're back Where is he? Nee-san, what are you doing? Where is he? Nee-san, don't use your sword! The sword! Naeka-sama, calm down! Why?! Master! Cut! Cut! Cut! Talking is useless! Calm down, nee-san! The relation between my service and your status Is unrelated! The radiance that is released in the darkness, the shooting star which is known as the "Bug.
" Is it going to enjoy? Or is it going to crash? From different aspects, it's only separated by a line.
Next episode - Thong and Big Breasts.
Throw rocks at those who have never sinned.
" --ED-- Naeka-senpai! Do your best! A match of three, no time-outs.
If the Girls' club wins, you will have to do as promised.
Sure.
If you win, we will let the Girls' club claim the newly constructed kendo dojo.
But, if the Boys' club wins Then? Fujiwara Naeka! Your Pair of tits! Let us grope them as much as we want! That also means, skin to skin! President, please let me use my sword.
Approved.
Cut them up as much as you want.
Ststop! Wait, Fujiwara! I'm sorry, it was a joke! It was just a joke! You don't need to explain.
Tenge! Master is very lively today, that's good.
Huh? Stare.
Maid Guy's sensor has detected staring.
Besides me, there's someone else staring at Master passionately.
Such passionate staring Damn.
Who is this person? Didn't you go a bit overboard? They were so scared, even though you only used the back of the blade.
They are failures as swordsmen.
Dying is too good for them.
Why are the guys around me such perverted idiots? To achieve victory, they should swear to not be perverted.
Why can't they get that.
Are guys like that even worth it? Anyways, Naeka Simply put, you just hate men.
Is it because you're not interested in love? For someone walking the path of the sword, love is just wild flowers on the pavement.
That was Just as I thought.
Naeka? What's that thing? A dog? What about that dog? Um.
Yeah Is it a rare species? It might be.
Tell me the details later.
Tell you what? A love letter.
It can't be wrong.
This is a love letter.
Anyways, Naeka Simply put, you just hate men.
Is it because you're not interested in love? I can neverlove again.
I decided on that day.
I'm sorry.
To a person who's walking the path of the sword, love is just a mirage.
This will just only confuse me on my path.
You have to give up on love, Naeka! But, maybe I should wait a bit.
A warrior's benevolence Maybe I should just take a peek.
Master.
I have something to tell you about this letter.
Naeka-sama! Nee-chan? What happened? After a sharp scream, she ran out.
Then she ran into the wall and exploded.
That is It can't be.
A love letter? You say there's no problem with it? Yes, about receiving a love letter.
It isn't uncommon at Naeka-sama's age.
It might be a trap.
The danger level around Naeka-sama is green It's very safe.
I'm sure that it has nothing to do with any enemies.
Okay, then.
I will witness all of Master's relationship from the beginning to the end.
This needs to be returned to Naeka-sama.
Listen, our mission is not to interfere with Naeka-sama's personal life.
Maid Guy's X-ray Vision.
We cannot forget our mission as maids.
Tomorrow after school, behind the gym You have to listen properly! I'm ordering you not to interfere with Naeka-sama's school life.
Do you understand? This won't work.
Nee-chan has Philophobia.
Philophobia? Nee-chan once believed in her fate.
Someone that was loyal to the one she liked, a girl who always dreamed of the best ending.
Until that terrible event happened Senpai! Senpai! You're that from the first grade I'm Fujiwara.
Fujiwara Naeka from the first grade of middle school.
I'm sorry, I'm not good with names.
Senpai Does that mean you've also forgotten the letter that I wrote to you before? Before? I'd written a lot of letters, and finally gave one to you.
Uh, no that that Um, I made a bento today.
Fujiwara, what about your lunch? If you haven't eaten yet, let's eat together.
Okay! Um I've never really cooked before.
Please tell me if it's no good.
How can something that took a lot of effort, not be good? Senpai! SENPAI! That senpai transferred out due to fear of nee-chan's attempted poisoning.
Nee-chan suffered a huge shock, thus getting Philophobia.
Her maiden's heart of love has been sealed ever since.
That's depressing I'm sorry! I'm sorry, senpai! No! Don't call me "Poison Woman!" Oh, it's just a dream.
Hello.
Now, tell me who sent that love letter! Tell you what? I haven't even read it myself.
Haven't read it? That's such a waste.
Why don't you just read it? I'm not interested.
I'm just going to throw it away.
See ya.
Hey, Naeka! That's right.
To a person who's walking the path of the sword, a love letter is nothing.
Where did I put it? Master, are you looking for this? Give me that back! That's I was planning to throw it away.
Then give it to me.
Maid Guy Shredder! No! You wanted it back so badly It proves you still have feelings for it.
Your faith in love has not yet fully disappeared.
Don't jump to your own conclusions.
To a person who's walking the path of the sword, love is useless.
Then, what's this? Amazing, there's a pile of romance manga and novels.
Kousuke! No! Don't look! You really know where she hides things, Kogarashi-san.
Who do you think cleans everyday? "Love Guidance For Today" "Tell Me, The True and False of Love" "Absolute Walkthrough: The Correct Cafe For Dating" You don't even have someone you like, and you're already preparing a date plan.
You're an impressive master.
Stop it, idiot! Kogarashi-san! Let me make it clear.
Our mission is to serve our masters without having to interfere with their lives.
What are you talking about? Isn't protecting Master's bloodline also our mission? Even if you say that What are you saying? If this continues, Master will just be a homeless dog.
You've only suffered being lovelorn once, but you still haven't got past this obstacle.
And you're talking about walking the path of the sword Stop joking around! Kogarashi-san, you're tone Exactly! Do you understand how painful it is to be lovelorn? Every time I get a bad ending, I soak my pillow with tears.
I'm sorry, Kousuke-kun.
Dammit.
Master is a homeless dog.
Her brother only knows how to play eroges.
What glasses types, sister types, cat ear types?! You're a bunch of sad grandchildren! You even included me Don't worry, Master.
I understand that you're not good with love, which is why you feel so down.
But, as long as I'm here, I will serve you until happiness.
That's me, Maid Guy.
This is Maid Guy's special drink.
Drink it.
I'm not going to drink something suspicious.
But, there are zero calories.
Seriously? Hold me? Hey hold me? What did you say, Naeka-sama? Kogarashi-san, what did you give her?! A stimulant that makes your heart desire love.
Is it too effective for Master? What did you say? Maid-san yuri I'm totally okay with this.
Can I film this? Don't say that! Help me! Kogarashi-san, what should I do? Don't worry, do it more.
I'm going out now.
I'll give you an hour.
Kogarashi-san! Are you living well today? My beloved grandchildren I said I'm not going to film it, but at least let me see! WhWhWhWhWhWhWh Wh What has happened to you? We should've done this from the beginning.
Here, Naeka-sama.
These are ingredients for deep fried shrimp.
It won't work.
I've received the title of "Poison Woman" from making deep fried shrimp.
I will teach you.
If this works, I'm sure you can forget that painful memory.
Fukibi-san Thank you! You'll have to remove the skin from the shrimp.
Argh, I used too much strength.
Wait! The egg before the wheat flour and the flour is last! This tastes weird The oil is bad.
That's vinegar, the oil is here! I'm going to put it in Ready Eat it.
Me? This is Kousuke-sama.
It's courtesy to eat food that a girl has made.
This isthe fate of men.
Here.
How is it? This is food! This is food made for humans! It tastes just like fried shrimp! Yay! Congratulations, Naeka-sama! Thank god, nee-chan! It will be alright.
I can love again.
Because I've extracted that painful memory.
Nice to meet you, Fujiwara Naeka-sama.
I've always noticed you.
Oh my god~ To to send these feelings to you, I wrote this letter.
No~ I'm not mentally prepared yet.
Wait Wait.
.
Tomorrow after school, I'll meet you behind the gym.
Yay~ Thank you for coming.
I've always noticed you.
Oh I love you.
Will you go out with me? I'll make you a bento What do you like to eat? The second question, Fujiwara.
The second question? Huh? Second question? Page 192, question 2.
What about the bento? Lunch is after this period, idiot.
Fujiwara, question 2.
Fujiwara! You can't stop the romance? Yeah, my brain is filled with pink.
It's just a love letter and she's already filled with happiness.
This is my exploding feelings after that event.
Ah~ This is love Love? Aren't you rushing it? You don't even know who it is.
That's right! Wait! Don't tell me that you've never considered that.
What if he's not my type?! What if he's big and overweight? Overthinking has a limit too! It doesn't even show a name! Then don't go! That's impossible.
No matter what, he is the destined one that changed me, who had forgotten how to love.
You're not living for the sword anymore? Honestly, love is the essence of life.
I was so stupid before.
Goodbye, me from yesterday! Hello, today's me! She's pissing me off.
Ignore her.
Perfect.
But this master I don't know when she will back away.
If you're going to bloom, bloom the flower of love beautifully.
I will help my master's relationship from beginning till end.
This is me, Maid Guy! What will he be~ What will he be~ If I don't worry about the body.
Even if it's the fatty type, as long as he's beautiful from the inside, the inside.
Of course, if he's the perfect type I will be overjoyed.
Let's both of us go to the beach.
I will make you a bento~ I really want to see the ocean with you.
I've always wanted it like that.
Yes, and then, both of us at the beach under the night sky That's too early! No~ We can't do that yet Fujiwara-senpai.
After coming back to my senses, I didn't know when I had arrived at the back of the gym.
Then I looked, there was a girl standing there.
Who are you? To think that you actually came! That means it was right to gather myself and send you that letter.
The suspect is actually you?! At a kendo competition before after seeing senpai's performance I To senpai Dash! Master, where are you going? Kogarashi-san! This will only work out for people who look and strive forward.
That is happiness! If this weak master wants to hide, I will destroy that path.
That is Maid Guy's duty.
Ouch.
Wh What is this place? ThThThTh Senpai! Senpai! There's this really royal bed there.
I've predicted this.
I've already prepared the sweet room for you.
This will leave only one path for the scared master.
Don't force me to move forward! Look at the situation! It's a sudden development that it's actually a girl! Get me out of here now! Don't worry, I'm fine with whatever Master thinks.
Listen to me! I'm out Take your time, Master.
Wait! What do you want me to do here, idiot! What are you talking about, senpai? Do you really need to ask? What kind of joke is this! Oh, Nee-san.
You're back Where is he? Nee-san, what are you doing? Where is he? Nee-san, don't use your sword! The sword! Naeka-sama, calm down! Why?! Master! Cut! Cut! Cut! Talking is useless! Calm down, nee-san! The relation between my service and your status Is unrelated! The radiance that is released in the darkness, the shooting star which is known as the "Bug.
" Is it going to enjoy? Or is it going to crash? From different aspects, it's only separated by a line.
Next episode - Thong and Big Breasts.
Throw rocks at those who have never sinned.