Kat and Alfie: Redwater (2017) s01e03 Episode Script

1 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Peter isn't your real father.
Kathleen Moon, she's your mother.
DERMOTT: Does Peter know? No.
He told you why we came here, didn't he? He was a good man, your husband.
But you're a mother.
Wouldn't you wanna find him? Oh, you gave up that right when you let him go.
I didn't know I had him.
I was out cold.
They took him before I woke.
ANDREW: Mam thought you wouldn't come.
EILEEN: Kieran made me.
Nothing changes here.
Hey there, cuz.
I don't remember what happened.
- Not any of it, really.
- Well, that's because you've moved on.
It were Adeen that found him.
- PADRAIG: She's okay, I'm telling you.
- She's not okay or fine.
It's okay.
(SIGHS) Solicitor dropped this by, it's your daddy's will.
PADRAIG: "To my children, "I leave all my worldly goods.
" - (EXCLAIMS) - Oh! ROISIN: You're not gonna rock the boat, are you? I mean, about the farm.
It's Mammy's, it's not ours.
- You are not welcome.
- We've lost Tommy.
KAT: He's looking for his brother.
AGNES: Well, you told him? I did it.
I found my brother.
I'm your son.
KAT: He's got his eyes.
I'd forgotten, but the way Dermott stares He used to watch me like that.
At family parties.
(CAWING) Waiting till he could get me.
Uncle Harry.
Everyone's favourite.
(KAT LAUGHING) Maybe I can find some more shells for him.
(BOTH LAUGHING) (CAWING) KAT: Oh, look at him go.
I know it sounds daft but I've never looked at a bird closely before.
(CHUCKLES) (DERMOTT CHUCKLES) DERMOTT: Murder.
Murder of crows.
If there's lots of them.
Oh.
Then, flap off, crow.
We're full-on happy down here.
(BOTH LAUGHING) I'm so glad you've had all this.
Oi! - Yeah? - View.
I know, I know.
Look at this.
What? - (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
- They're cute, aren't they? - Can I ask you something? - Anything.
It's about my father.
Well, I'd like to know if - If you don't mind - No, of course I don't.
I should have said something before, shouldn't I? His name was Harry.
Harry? (CHUCKLES) What's his last name? I don't know.
- Oh.
- Sounds a bit lame, doesn't it? Is that why you didn't tell me before? Well, no, the, the thing is (STAMMERING) Harry He was every girl's dream.
Yeah, that's what he was.
In what way? Well, he was really handsome.
Mmm.
And kind.
All the girls liked him, but he chose me.
(BOTH LAUGHING) He went away.
Someone said to America but I, I never found out.
Here one day, gone the next.
Sorry I can't tell you more.
Do I look like him? You're you.
And that's all that matters.
And I like that.
I like that a lot.
(KAT CHUCKLES SOFTLY) (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) (BOTH PANTING) Hey, I bet you 10 bucks, not the shirt off your back.
You won't catch me in there.
- Yeah, no way.
- Yeah way.
Whoo! - Hey, you're losing it, bro! - Whoo! Whoo! MOUSE: Help! YOUNG KIERAN: Hold on! MOUSE: Kieran! YOUNG KIERAN: Hold on! MOUSE: Help! Help! Kieran! Kieran, help! (SIGHS) (SIGHS DEEPLY) Oh.
LANCE: A pearl for my rose.
- ANDREW: All right, Gran? - Uh-huh.
It's a good day for the barbeque.
I I just came down to make sure.
What, the memorial barbeque? You don't think it's a bit soon, no? No, uh (CHUCKLES) - Kieran'll be flying home in a few days.
- Hey, Gran.
- Well, I see you found the merman.
- (AGNES LAUGHS) You didn't fancy going in, then, hmm? - Ah - Didn't fancy going in then, no? - Here.
- (IMITATES CHICKEN CLUCKING) - KIERAN: Give me a break.
- (LAUGHING) (LAUGHTER ECHOES) (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) That's it.
Hmm.
(SEAGULLS CRYING) (BOTH LAUGHING) - Oh! - Oh, you okay? (BOTH LAUGHING) (DOOR OPENS) KAT: We're back! - (DOOR CLOSES) - (KAT SIGHS) It's like a cave in here.
(CHUCKLES) (ALFIE SIGHS) You all right? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
- So, you had a good time? - KAT: Yeah.
You got my text, then? - What text? - DERMOTT: The bacon It smells lovely.
TOMMY: (SHOUTING) Dad! Oh, no.
(SIGHS) He must have my phone.
KAT: Tommy, come here.
KAT: What did you do? - You said put the bacon on.
- Tommy! You've seen me cook bacon! Since when do we put it in the toaster? Well, I think it shows initiative.
ALFIE: Could have burnt the house down.
Your dad's right.
You know you shouldn't be cooking without us with you.
Who wants some smoky bacon? (BIRDS CHIRPING) (BANGING) (SIGHS) Wow.
Do you remember sneaking Sean in here and Mammy finding you? (LAUGHING) Yeah.
She chased him with Daddy's shotgun.
(BOTH LAUGHING) Do you still see him? Kieran does.
(SIGHS) She is never going to say yes.
Well, that's why we're asking, not telling.
Yeah, but whatever she says, we're still gonna do it, right? I mean, it was a silly idea, anyway.
Could you ever have imagined Daddy here? Slippers by the fire.
- Bottle of whisky, more like.
- (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
"Just one more little one, Ag.
" - (CHUCKLES) - "Bird can't fly on one wing.
" (BOTH LAUGHING) AGNES: Happy, are we? (SIGHS) It's just this place, it does it to you.
It's gorgeous! I'd just forgotten how much.
AGNES: It's falling down.
Your daddy promised we'd move back.
We know that, Mammy.
AGNES: Well I can still see my mother.
We had a big old range right there.
Us kids used to fight to sit close.
Full of promises, your daddy.
He'd have hated it, Mam, you know he would.
You want to sell, don't you? - We're potless, Mammy.
- (SIGHS) Ro's been through it all.
There's There's no money.
(CHUCKLES) There was never any money.
Eileen's already agreed.
So, doesn't matter what I think.
Don't, Mammy.
This is your house.
Well, do what you have to.
You will anyway.
DOUG: (ON VOICEMAIL) This is Garda Dougal Flynn.
- Leave a message after the tone.
- (BEEP) BERNIE: It's me.
Those photos from Adeen's phone.
Any news from the lab? Call me back.
- (BOTH CHUCKLING) - Hey.
Oh, gosh.
I remember Jonjo in that.
It was up near the leak.
Thought you'd moved it all.
What are you doing crawling around the loft? 'Cause this one might be in school by the time you get to it.
Granny Ag is knitting something, right? Oh, well, then.
Can't think what I'm worried about.
- (ANDREW CHUCKLES) - Well, maybe she's improved.
ANDREW: Are there any burgers? I'm gonna run the memorial barbeque later.
You're joking me, right? - Granny Ag asked me to.
- Ah! - Ooh.
- (SIGHS) Here.
Andy, will you get him plaster? I've got to run, midwife appointment.
- Oh, forgot that as well, didn't I? - BERNIE: Yeah, you did.
So, stay here and look after the kids.
- Sorry, man.
- (DOOR CLOSES) It's fine.
It's not like she hasn't done it before, now, is it? - Come on, we'll get that sorted.
- (SIGHS) The girls are selling Cois Dara.
You happy now? (SIGHS) (POP MUSIC PLAYING IN HEADPHONES) (MUSIC STOPS) ANDREW: How did you manage to cut your finger? KIERAN: Well, blame your freezer.
Defrost it once in a while.
Such a city boy.
(CHUCKLES) ANDREW: Okay.
All right.
PADRAIG: Come on, Shirley.
(PADRAIG SNIFFLES AND SIGHS) (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) Better out than in.
- What's troubling you? - There's nothing troubling me.
(CHUCKLES) That isn't even a little bit convincing.
Hmm? All right, so Come on, Shirley.
(SIGHS) I'll see you there.
Thanks.
Estate agent sorted.
- The viewing is this evening.
- Um Would you like some tea, Mammy? (ROISIN SIGHS) So - The barbeque, huh? - (BOTH CHUCKLE) I can't wait.
I saw Kieran and Andrew down at the beach earlier.
They were messing like a couple of kids.
(CHUCKLES) The longer Kieran's here, the The more he's back to his old self.
What's that supposed to mean? Now, your sister just meant that he's unwinding.
He has a very stressful life, all that lawyering he does.
It was gorgeous to see him back to his old self again.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) He's had a tough enough time.
Moving to the United States and then your divorce.
(SIGHS) He has an amazing career and an awesome bunch of mates.
Awesome.
Where's that photo gone? The one of your daddy fishing with the kids? You said I could take a few things.
You can't just clean out the house.
Fine.
I'll get it copied, okay? (SIGHS) Mammy, would you like to look at the books? I I've been over and over them.
(SIGHS) There's no point in me looking at them, then, is there? ALFIE: Too slow.
DERMOTT: Come on, come on.
Hey, Tommy.
- Go, go, go.
- DERMOTT: I'll race you to the end.
Yeah.
Go, go, go, Tommy, go! He's gonna catch you! It's unreal, isn't it? I keep pinching meself.
ALFIE: Yeah, I know, Kat, but there's still a lot to sort out.
If you're talking about Harry, he's already asked.
This morning on the cliff.
Okay, well, why Why didn't you tell me? - I was gonna.
- Right.
And he said, "It's okay, it doesn't matter.
" - So, you can stop asking now, can't you? - No, I won't.
That must be a lot off your mind now, then.
- Good girl.
- (EXCLAIMS) Put her down there, Alfie.
It's not natural to be like that with your wife.
- Oi, oi! - Jealous, are we? - Well, let's just say he's a lucky man.
- (KAT GIGGLES) - You wearing my boy out, Tommy? - He's mine now.
Tommy, do you know what? - You better run because I am - (GASPS) so gonna get you! ALFIE: Mum is gonna get you, quick.
Get away, get away, get away! - I'll drop by later, yeah? - PETER: Yeah, sure.
Da can't find out about this.
I'm serious, it'll break him.
Well, I'll have word with Tommy but you know kids are like.
I'll do my best.
Your best? Dermott, I said I'll have another word and I will, all right? (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) (HORSE SNORTING) This reminds me of being your age.
Boring isn't the word.
- (CHUCKLES) - Is that why you left? Promise me you'll see the world.
You know, it's smaller than you think.
Dad goes on about that all the time.
Mmm, never had him as one for sticking here.
You know, he came over.
Kieran and him had a blast.
- (JONJO GIGGLING) - EILEEN: Oh! KIERAN: Oh, I'm gonna get you.
JONJO: (GIGGLING) You can't catch me.
Come here.
You being a good influence there, Auntie Ei? - You can always rely on me.
- (CHUCKLES) We're gonna go get some food in the shops for the memorial barbeque, if you wanna come.
Absolutely.
Get me out of here.
KIERAN: All right, come on, Jonjo.
Wait.
I'll come, too.
Oh, row, the rattling bog The bog down in the valley-o Oh, row, the rattling bog The bog down in the valley-o And on that limb, there was a branch A rare branch, a rattling branch The branch on the limb and the limb on the tree And the tree on the bog, and the bog down in the valley-o Oh, row, the rattling bog The bog down in the valley-o Oh, row, the rattling bog The bog down in the valley-o And on that nest there was a bird A rare bird, a rattling bird With the bird on the egg and the egg on the nest And the nest on the twig and the twig on the branch And the branch on the limb and the limb on the tree And the tree in the bog and the bog down in the valley-o (BOTH LAUGHING) Hiya.
Well, someone's in a good mood.
Dad's saying we have to have the barbeque.
So boring.
No one invited me.
Of course you're invited.
It's the one Double G loved with the stupid flare.
Sorry.
I didn't mean anything.
Don't worry, you have to try harder than that to offend me.
ADEEN: I don't know why dad thinks he's so great.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) (BOTH LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) ANDREW: Is that it? - It's the third shop.
- Their freezer is kaput.
I could always go back and get some fish paste.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE) - Oh, do you remember that stuff? Hey, I don't suppose you have a freezer full of burgers, do you? - Having a barbeque, are yous? - ANDREW: Sorry, Derm.
Should have called, spur-of-the-moment thing.
Usual sort of time, yeah? Don't forget your wetsuit.
Hey, now, there is a good idea.
- What is? - Inviting people.
Kathleen! Don't invite them, they're outsiders.
Oh, don't be so small-town.
And after the morning I've had, believe me.
We need more than family.
Make sure to invite your dad, Derm.
- I'll see you there, yeah? - Hi.
You know, we'd love you to come to our barbeque Hey! - Have you even spoken to her? - Well, she looks all right to me.
She's found her dead great-grandfather right here, 10 days ago.
You didn't think it through, did you? - Double G was great at barbeques.
- Yeah, well, it's a work in progress.
He always got me a veggie burger.
- Will you just give me a break? - There's like nothing I can eat here! Here.
Catch.
Go on, get out of it.
Oh, Alfie, glad you could make it.
Want me to send out for some fish and chips? Very funny.
You want to keep that young fellow away, though.
- Hi, Tommy.
- Hi, Jonjo.
Got a new bucket and spade.
- You don't look too well, you know.
- Dad! No, I'm all right, darling.
Doctor said I was gonna get the odd headache now and then.
- Dad! You need to get changed.
- Oh, really? Here you are, give us it here, I'll put it on.
- Oh, yeah, right.
- It'll fit me.
Oh, yeah! Last time you went swimming, it was a heated pool with a lilo and a cocktail in your hand.
- (BOTH LAUGHING) - Right.
- I'll find somewhere to get changed.
- All right.
Go on, off with Mummy, Tommy, good boy.
(ALFIE HUMMING) - Andrew.
- Ah.
How's the family? Ah-ah, step away from the bags, Agnes.
Women don't do anything, remember? AGNES: What are they doing here? Auntie Eileen invited them.
(SIGHS) - This one's for Kieran, is it, son? - Yeah.
It's one of my old ones but it's still good, Da.
Aye.
Here you go, Kier.
This should fit you.
- Heya, kids.
- Hi, Grandad.
(IRISH MUSIC PLAYING) (PETER SIGHS) PETER: Here we go, Iris.
(SIGHS DEEPLY) (SCOFFS) Who am I trying to kid? (DOOR OPENS) Funny, I I didn't hear the doorbell.
That's because I didn't ring it.
You don't get out much, Peter, do you? - You've lost me.
- This place.
Do you stay home polishing it? I like order.
Nothing wrong with that, is there? You never used to.
Iris was forever going on about the mess you'd make.
Well, that was then.
(EILEEN EXHALES) - Maybe I should cook for you.
- I like corned beef.
No one likes corned beef, Peter.
And besides, I'm quite the cook.
Bit of a celebrity in the States, I even have my own Twitter following.
Birdwatcher, are we? (CHUCKLES) So Will you let me cook for you? Is the washing up included? There you are.
Did you get the lemons? Yes, and the tin foil.
So, why are you here? I told Mammy we'd be at the beach by now.
Wow.
You and a bag of mackerel.
How could I resist? I'll, uh, catch you later, Peter and, uh, we'll cook something up soon, though, yeah? - Yeah.
- Yeah.
She always gets her own way, that one.
Only if you let her.
(SIGHS) Iris's favourite.
Yeah, it matters to Dermott, you know? I thought we'd finished with all this now that your dad's gone but (SCOFFS) Tell that to Mam.
She's right, though.
It's - It's important for the kids.
- What about you? What's right for you? - See you there, yeah? - Yeah.
(BORED SIGH) Hiya.
Everything all right? I want you to listen to me, Alfie.
DERMOTT: Pass, pass the ball over here.
Twenty years ago, Dermott's mother, well, my niece Iris, drowned out there.
Yeah.
I I know about that.
I'm sorry, it's dreadful.
My granddaughter died, too.
Kieran and Andrew and Dermott, they were all out there.
This barbeque, the swimming, was Lance's way of showing them, of showing the family, not to be afraid.
- Do you want us to go? Of course you do.
- No.
Agnes, I understand.
It's just that Eileen told us it was just a barbie so I'll pack our things up.
Whatever you want.
AGNES: There's something you should know.
I know Dermott doesn't look it but your Kathleen has no idea how vulnerable he is.
He's - fragile.
- What, and Kat isn't? No, no, no, no.
I mean, when Dermott was a teenager, he was all over the place.
His Mammy had died, his father was drinking It took all of us just to pull him through.
Sorry, I didn't know.
Well, now you do.
Hey.
Its fish.
You cook it.
Don't suppose one of you can keep an eye on this while we go in with the kids? ALL: No.
Why don't women ever give you a straight answer, huh? Hey, uh I'll do it.
I don't mind.
Oh, you can't because it's tradition for the men to go in.
It's not my tradition.
Look, he's not into swimming, so what? Oh, go on, Kieran.
Your grandfather would've loved to see you in there.
Can you give me a hand, Kieran? Uh, Dad's got some stuff in the car.
He just needs it bringing down.
Sure.
I always hated swimming.
(CHUCKLES) No, you didn't.
You were the best out of all of us.
Though you did lose your sister that night.
You're bound to be feeling it.
You lost your mom.
True.
Though I think, uh Well, grief is easier when it's faced every day.
You could get a work call, you know.
The swim's half an hour at most.
I'll tell them that you were really disappointed but you had to take the call.
Go on.
Go.
- You sure? - Yeah.
Look, I know, a lying priest, it's shocking, isn't it? But sure, off you go.
Go on.
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
Not a bother.
PETER: Hungry, were we? My Dermott used to hide in the car if ever I told him off.
Are you gonna tell me off? - Wasn't thinking of it, no.
- There you are, Tommy.
Your dad's looking for you.
Well, we were always losing you at that age.
So, I'm like Dermott? Tommy, you should go.
Really.
Your dad's getting worried.
Big brother while you're here, eh? Got different Dads, though.
Well, that's true of most people.
- (CHUCKLES) He's a riot, isn't he? - (MOBILE RINGING) Just a sec.
You know it's a secret.
I forgot.
If you want to be my brother, then this stays a secret.
Do you understand me? Do you understand me? Where's the fire? Ah, well, he just, uh I told him he had to help us carry some things.
(LAUGHS) You're exactly the same.
(BOTH LAUGHING) - Well, will you look at you? - Hey.
- I look like a lilo, don't I? - (ALL LAUGHING) No, you don't.
You look great.
Where's Tommy? - He went out to the beach.
- All right.
- Okay, I'll see you down there.
- Yeah.
PETER: Okay.
- Hey, Dougie.
- What's up? You can't do without her? Five messages.
You could have just rung back.
He can smell a sausage from a mile away, this one.
Dougie, if you keep an eye on this while we go in, you can have your pick.
Deal.
Here you are.
(SIGHS) ALFIE: He nearly said something to Peter.
Dermott had a right go at him.
- But I bet he didn't mean it.
- I want to go home.
ALFIE: Yeah, we will, mate.
We will.
Agnes had a few words with me, Kat.
We should not be here.
- PETER: Alfie.
- You all right? - Great day for it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
DERMOTT: Hiyas.
Look, Tommy.
I know I got cross with you, okay? Do you think we could be okay now? Can we go, Dad? ALFIE: Yeah, whatever you want, buddy.
Whatever you want.
Give me a chance, Tommy.
He said you dragged him away from the car.
KAT: Oh.
DERMOTT: What? I was holding his hand.
Kids like a bit of drama, eh? Look, this has been a great day.
The best.
Shall we not spoil it now? ANDREW: Derm.
Come on, will you? Kathleen? - Yeah.
- Yeah.
- So, we're good, are we? - Yeah, of course.
Right.
How come it's a great day? He enjoys being with me.
Really? Why? And he knows Harry's his dad? I said, didn't I? (SIGHS) (SIGHS) That bloody thing could be worth a hatpin.
(SIGHS) Oh, I tried to forget it but Jonjo grabbed it.
(BLOWING) Are you okay? Of course.
Yeah.
Having a great time.
- Hey, Peter.
I am loving your shirt.
- (BOTH LAUGHING) Thanks very much.
We're still waiting on Kieran.
Let's give it another five.
DERMOTT: Uh, sorry, I should've said something.
Uh, he blew us out, something about a work call.
I did tell him it was important.
Okay.
I guess it doesn't really matter.
(CLEARS THROAT) PETER: Everyone behind the line.
That includes dolphins.
Right! Looking out of that gorgeous, cold ocean it's a terrible shame I forgot my wetsuit.
- (ALL LAUGHING) - Come on, you! Get on with it, or we throw you in.
All right.
Everyone remembers Lance's rules? ALL: There are none! PETER: Correct! One, two, three, go! (ALL CHEERING) (LAUGHING) (LAUGHTER) Whoo-hoo! Go on, Jonjo.
Go get your daddy! (LAUGHING) - (GRUNTS) - (LAUGHS) (LAUGHING) (GRUNTS) (GASPING) What was that for? Oh, because I don't do it enough.
American thing, is it? What, hugging someone you love? Mam.
Oh (SIGHS) You know, Daddy did a good thing here.
Swimming.
It feels important.
Does Kieran ever talk about it? It was 20 years ago.
What? He's fine about it.
You don't think he was actually on a work call, do you? - (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) - (SIGHS) Your son is scared of the water.
It doesn't take a genius to work out why.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) Well, you finally found something you're good at.
- Apart from eating, that is.
- Next to you, I look like a waif.
So, I checked, nothing back from the lab.
They must've found something.
It'd be back by now if they hadn't.
Lance died of cardiac arrest.
Clear-cut.
Yes, but we don't know why, do we? (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) I'm not a rabbit.
- I thought you liked salad.
- (SIGHS) ADEEN: About time, what took you? - You got any cash, Dad? - Does it look like I've got any cash? ADEEN: Pay me back later, yeah? Don't forget.
I'd say she's fine.
Feasting on her old man.
Situation normal.
We can't wait for him.
The tide'll turn.
Hold on.
You forgot these.
Sorry, Dad, I should've remembered.
It doesn't matter.
You know, no one would've made you go in.
I should be able to.
It's insane.
No, it's not.
I should've seen this coming.
Well, I sure as hell didn't.
(SIGHS) I mean, look at me.
Hotshot lawyer afraid to paddle.
I'm so sorry.
Hey.
How is this your fault? Because I have been running from this ever since it happened.
(EILEEN SNIFFLES) Kieran should be here.
It's different for him.
He got away.
He doesn't get it like we do.
Let's get this done.
Hey.
Pick some of those flowers if you wanna get back in your Granny's good books.
Really? Used to do it when I was a kid.
It always worked.
Mouse! Mouse! EILEEN: Kieran? Are Are you all right? (GASPING) EILEEN: What is it? (MOUSE SCREAMING) YOUNG KIERAN: Mouse! - Mouse! - (PANTING) Kieran, please, please.
What is it? What is it? (PANTING) I saw her, Mom.
(STAMMERING) I heard her screaming.
EILEEN: (SOBBING) It's okay! It's okay.
It's okay! - It's okay.
- (SOBBING) You're safe now.
(SOBBING) You're safe.
You're safe.
You're safe.
It's okay.
Derm.
Derm? The flowers.
(WAVES ROLLING) ALFIE: Tommy, popcorn's on the way, make sure you find a movie for us to watch, yeah? (SIGHS) (POPCORN POPPING IN MICROWAVE) Ah! There you are.
Well, no swim, no drink.
I'm joking.
That's your own.
Well, let me just drop these and I'll Here, you go on.
Your daddy here can buy me and your Auntie Eileen a drink.
Am I not allowed one, no? You have an appointment, don't you? Well, let me go.
It's only showing someone round, isn't it? (SIGHS) What, and I'll stay here? Come on.
Let's go and sit down.
KIERAN: You can stop fussing, you know? I'm your mother.
It's my job to fuss.
Leave him be, will you? Andy, have you room there for Kieran? Come on over.
I'll budge up.
Go on, son.
- He's my son.
- He's a grown man.
Who's having a hard time.
You've no idea.
I do, though, don't I? I was the one who pointed it out.
(ALL LAUGHING) That's what he needs.
And that's all he needs, just a bit of time to be part of this.
So, you'll leave him be? (CLICKS TONGUE) Yeah.
I'll be back as soon as I can.
- (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) - (LAUGHING) - See you later, love.
- See you.
Rum and Coke please, Grandad.
That'll be a Coke, thanks, Peter.
KIERAN: That's not true.
ANDREW: It's true.
(LAUGHING) Oh, come on.
- Bring it over, will you? - Certainly, Your Highness.
ANDREW: Kieran's sitting there.
What are you after? I'm just giving Dad a hug.
- That's allowed, isn't it? - Hmm.
There, that's your lot.
It's, uh On the house, isn't it, Peter? If you say so.
(SIGHS) I do.
(KAT LAUGHING) You okay, Mammy? Yes.
Yes.
We should be with the others.
Yeah, sure.
Here, look, sit down there.
I'm gonna go and look for a chair.
(MOBILE PHONE BEEPS) - Everything all right? - Yeah, course it is.
She's tougher than the lot of you, isn't she? She's holding up pretty well, considering.
But Lance's passing has wrecked her all the same.
It was just so sudden.
Now, you know, I used to go there - (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) - (LAUGHTER) - Are you going? - Yeah, Tommy wants me.
Oh! Will I, uh, walk you up the hill? No, no, no.
You stay here.
Enjoy all this.
Well, I'm sure.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) ADEEN: Are you okay, Granny? AGNES: Oh, of course I am, darling.
But you always make me smile.
- You'll sing a song later, won't you? - Yeah.
- You have to sing.
- You will, you will.
AGNES: The one you sang for Double G.
Yes.
Yes.
Of course.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) (LAUGHTER) Mom, come pull up a chair.
No, no, no.
No, no.
I won't be long.
- (GLASS SHATTERING) - (ALL EXCLAIM) (ALL CHEERING) - (LAUGHING) - Thanks, everybody.
Appreciate that.
Are you lost or something? You are a darling.
You know that? Eileen? Eileen? Eileen! Are you insured? (CHUCKLES) - Here.
Thought these might help.
- Thanks.
So much for the style queen, huh? - You'll be putting me in overalls soon.
- (LAUGHS) Now, that I would like to see.
What? I can do the whole farm look.
- Oh, you want some of that, do you? - (LAUGHS) - Hey, you wouldn't.
- I would.
Look (EXCLAIMS) (BOTH GRUNTING) (BOTH PANTING) No, we can't.
I I know.
I'm sorry.
ROISIN: Eileen, what are you doing here? Eileen Byrne.
Uh, I am the co-owner.
I'm withdrawing my consent.
What? You can't sell unless I say so.
I am so sorry to have wasted your time.
Will you just give me one minute? Wait! I mean it! - Wait! - (SIGHS) - What on earth are you doing? - It's wrong.
Everything's wrong.
- But I'm here now.
- You You're talking in riddles.
We can't sell the house.
You saw Mammy.
Well, how, then? Tell me that.
- Spreadsheets, cash flow - It's not about that, Ro.
Not about any of that.
It has to be about that.
We could lose the farm.
I have a house in the States, I can sell that.
Your Your house? Eileen, what is this? (SIGHS) The right thing to do.
I know it.
You can't just go! - We agreed to - Look.
We'll talk about this over a drink, discuss it properly.
You'd better sort him.
(AGNES LAUGHING) (LAUGHTER) (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) Ah.
Kieran, it's nice of you to join us again.
(KIERAN CLEARS THROAT) Thanks for the towels.
They, um, might need a wash.
We'll stick you in with them, shall we? No, it's, uh, it's my turn.
- Peter, can I pay by card? - PETER: Sure.
KIERAN: Hey, Derm, can I get you a pint? PETER: There's an offer you can't refuse, eh, son? Can't I? Thanks, though.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) KIERAN: It's okay.
It was nothing.
ADEEN: Mam needs crisps.
Okay.
Uh, what flavour? All of 'em.
(SIGHS) - So, where's the blue-eyed boy, then? - Do you want a cup of tea? Cup of tea? That's it, is it? I've had a nightmare trying to keep him happy.
I think it's time we headed back to Spain.
- You what? - You heard me.
We need a breather, and not just us, either.
He's my son, that's why we're here.
This is all moving too fast, Kat.
- Probably for him, too.
- That Agnes talking, is it? He loves being with me.
Is that right? What about Tommy, eh? 'Cause he's starting to hate Dermott.
- No, he's not.
- Why don't you start to open your eyes? Do you want a cup of tea or not? KAT: It's done now.
ALFIE: It's not, though, is it? 'Cause he'll find out.
KAT: Yeah? How's he gonna find out? What? You're gonna tell him, are you? No, of course not.
But somebody will.
- KAT: Who? - It's not worth the risk, though, is it? And what about me? Haven't I been through enough? No, that don't matter, 'cause Dermott deserves to know the truth.
KAT: Well, I can't do it.
And I won't.
Give me a gin, better make it a double.
Is my car still in one piece? I'd be more worried about your pub right now.
Whoa! This is not good.
No chairs, okay? This is not good at all.
I've never been so embarrassed.
- You are such a piece of - EILEEN: Ooh, careful, Ro.
There's children, look.
Your grandchildren.
- I changed my mind, so shoot me.
- Don't tempt me! Now, stop it, both of you, now! You'll be back in the States in your fancy house with your la-di-da friends.
I thought you'd agreed.
- Mom, will you just quit it, please? - No.
I will not.
She needs to stop playing the martyr.
She has been working her guts out trying to keep this family together.
- Our land, our heritage - Heritage? Not to mention my home.
What gives you the right to wreck all of that? I'm not wrecking anything.
- (SCOFFS) - Eileen, what are you talking about? (CLICKS TONGUE) I'm not going back to the States.
I'm going to stay here.
Mom, you're flat broke.
Well, sell the house, talk to the bank, get us some time.
- Us? - Yes.
Us.
Why not, huh? No more America.
This is my home, anyway.
- It's where I want to be.
- Oh.
She's going to stay! (CHUCKLES) My little Eileen.
Oh! - EILEEN: Oh, Mom.
- (BOTH KISS) Oh! (LAUGHING) AGNES: Oh! - AGNES: Oh, very happy! - (EILEEN CHUCKLES) (BREATHING HEAVILY) (SIGHS) Not a dull or cold land No, she's a warm and bold land Oh, she's a true and old land This native land of mine January 2017