Kidnapped (2006) s01e03 Episode Script
Sorry Wrong Number
Previously in Kidnapped - - And now Kidnapped continue - We missed his tutorial.
- What? His PSAT tutorial.
We missed it.
Oh, God, that's funny.
Did I just say "we"? That's like when Aubrey was applying to colleges.
And I kept saying "We're applying.
" But it happens, right? I mean, you feel like you're in it.
With them.
And-and they win, you win.
They lose We were supposed to start looking at colleges next year.
Yeah, we will.
- What about tomorrow? - Tomorrow We have to do it.
If we cancel, people will think there's something wrong and Something is wrong.
Whoa, whoa! Son of a bitch.
- Get them guns down! - Hold your fire! Relax, everybody! Just relax.
We can work this out.
No, we ain't working nothin' out! Oh, my God.
Aubrey! Aubrey! Hey, we need to talk about tonight.
I can't believe you're actually going through with this.
If we cancel, we risk calling attention to our situation.
Whicwill make the job of getting Leopold back all the more- The job? All right, what would you call it? I don't know.
I would, I would call it- All right, come on, sweetie, come on.
Let's go.
So this is all for Leopold.
Oh, and Alice- Why haven't you told Alice the truth? Listen, she's ten years old, okay? Now, I'm late.
I gotta- El, El- Excuse me, what are- You gotta- - All right, I gotta go.
- Take care of that.
- I know what you're thinking.
- No, you know what, Mom? Just leave it.
Dad already went through it with me.
Gave me the pitch.
Really, it's great.
I'm signed on.
A pint of blood.
A pound of flesh.
An organ to be decided at a later point.
And I'm pretending everything's fantastic, Leopold is in his room, - Aubrey.
- and my- What? It's just the price you pay for being associated with this family.
You have an 11:00 at Barney's.
What? Are you kidding? Is that a problem? Agent Atkins will bring you to Barney's and take you back.
He'll pick you up here at 10:45 sharp.
You are not to leave his sight.
You know, I always wanted my own watch dog.
What's your name again? Arkin? Actually, never mind.
I'm just gonna call you Spike.
This party is a bad idea.
What is he going on about? Agent Archer thinks it's a bad idea.
Yeah, Archer's a bad idea.
I need that guest list, Knapp.
I sent it over.
Uh, I got your copy right here.
- How many names? - 149.
That's a lot of close, personal friends to have over for dinner.
All right, let's run the prelims.
And make sure you link to Interpol.
Let's cross-reference companies.
Corporate takeovers, leveraged buyouts, etcetera.
Frank- And get me financials on everyone.
- It's a bad idea - Is he still going on? So who on the list raises immediate alarm? Everyone.
It's not a guest list, it's an enemies list.
I'll call you back.
Mr.
Knapp Do you think one of our f-friends might have something to do with Leo's- Mrs.
Cain, until Leo comes home, you have no friends.
I'm late.
Keep on that other thing for me.
Hey, Charlie, I think I'm gonna walk today, huh? - Jerry.
- Connie.
So, living the life of Riley pretty much, right? Living large, eh? So, Connie, tell me something.
Why the, uh Why the sudden interest in seeing old friends? Leopold Cain did not disappear into thin air.
Somebody saw something.
Somebody knows something.
So why no local chatter on this? These guys are pros.
They killed at least one of their own right out of the gate.
Sends a message to anyone who might feel chatty.
Hmm.
Ladies and gentlemen Let's revisit every contact in all five boroughs.
Let's look at every exit.
Trains, buses, commercial air- Private airfields.
What, you think they might've got him out of the city? I don't know.
Archer, go.
Sir, Cain skipped his ride.
Walked half a block, got in some guy's car.
Stay on him.
You get that? Stay on him.
Hey, you know, we got some razzers.
So lose 'em.
Yeah! Get that car out of the way! What the hell are you doing? Kid had to go to the bathroom.
What, he can't get out.
Don't ever leave him alone.
Idiot.
Conrad Cain grew up in Sunnyside.
His juvie records are sealed.
But according to my source, he had two arrests.
Assault with a deadly weapon, and a B and E.
If you can guess who the other kid was that he went down with, I'll give you a biscuit.
What kind of biscuit? If you mean cookie, you really should say "cookie.
" You're in America now.
James Sullivan.
Ah, the mogul and the mobster.
Sounds like a musical.
You're very fast, Knapp.
So they spent a year in gladiator academy.
After that, Cain went north.
Sullivan went south.
You think maybe Cain's past is coming back to bite him? Keep looking at the teeth marks.
Where are you? Visiting an old friend.
Afternoon, Larry.
It's morning, actually.
And you know I hate it when people call me Larry.
Yeah, I know.
Connie.
You know, I'm curious.
What part of "You ever come around here again and I'll rip your lungs out" didn't you understand? Unless you're here for business.
Because business is the only business you and I have left.
Did you take my kid? You know, it's not like I'm not happy to see you, Connie.
But you hurt my feelings.
I mean, you really did.
And I'm a sensitive fella.
I cry in the movies.
Ask Jerry.
It's true.
I'm gonna ask you again, Sully.
Did you take my son? I love the movies.
I love them.
I'm a sucker for the make-believe.
And you, coming in here, shooting your mouth off like this.
I can see that you're a sucker for the make-believe too.
- Did you take my kid?! - What do I get if I did? Oh.
Oh, no.
Conie, take it easy.
Soft guy like you shouldn't come around here acting all hard.
Show him where the garbage is.
Good job.
Nice aim.
Oh, man.
How's that, Connie? - Huh? - Ah.
Oh, man.
Need some help? Jerry, I just, uh You want a drink of water? You know, there's something- There's something that I've always wanted to tell you.
Ever since we were kids.
Well, now's the time.
Well, I used to, uh, do your sister.
Ah! You're a dead man, Connie! You're a dead man! You come around here again, I'll kill you! You're a dead man! The United States district court considered in Brooke Vs.
Tallen whether prisoners had the inhent right to smoke.
Apparently, we do not.
Are you afraid of the dark? How do you know about Zurich? I looked at a map.
Now, did you leave the FBI? Or did they just throw your ass out? What's it called again? Oh, yeah, mental exhaustion.
There's a euphemism if ever I heard one.
- Why did you do it? - Why did I do it? Now is the age of specialization.
One man to hold the hammer.
The other a nail.
If there's no me and not you I'm just doing my part, partner.
Is that why you told me about Zurich? Hmm? - Who told you? - Who told me what? Who told you about the Cains? Do you know what I told her? I told her that we were playing a game.
And that, no matter what, she couldn't make a peep.
I didn't even have to drug her.
I just had to ask really nice.
It's easier to kidnap your own sister.
You know, you never come to visit me anymore.
Have you given up trying to find her? Because, you know, she still might be alive.
Or maybe I sold her into white slavery.
Which would actually make her my seester.
- Where are you going? - Good-bye, Larry.
Hey, one more thing, Knapp.
Enjoy the party tonight.
What did the warden say? The only visitor he's had in the last 18 months is you.
- What about the call log? - Empty.
But he called me last night at the Cains'.
Well, it's not in the log.
I want to know who his friends are on the inside.
Warden says he doesn't have any friends on the inside.
As far as he knew, you are his only friend.
He knew about the party.
What do you think? I think it costs more than my car.
That's sad.
Is there a problem? No, my father says we shouldn't draw attention to ourselves right now.
Business as usual.
Which means Alice is the sweet one.
I'm the bitch.
And Leopold I'm gonna try this on.
Thank you.
Put these on the Cain account.
Are you all right in there? Aubrey.
Am I invited to your folks' bash? My 'rentals were invited.
They're in Parrot Cay.
How can they go through with this? - Yeah, that's exactly what I asked them.
- No, I mean this party.
I don't understand how my parents can have this party when Leopold is I saw them this morning.
My father shaved, put on a tie.
And my mom, I could tell that she washed her hair.
And I thought, "Who are these people?" Maybe, like, there was some mix-up at the hospital or something.
I don't know.
My parents' real baby was, like dead before it was even born.
And so So they just bought me from some sweet couple from Texas.
They didn't used to be like that.
They didn't used to be like that at all.
They used to be Normal.
- You don't have an accent.
- What? You don't sound like you're from Texas.
Coming.
Can I help you? Whoa.
Hey! - Hey.
I said hey! - Sit.
Heel.
- How did you find me? - I'm an FBI agent.
These peonies are terrible.
Go get the other vases, please- Hey, Mom, can I go to the park? - No, not today, honey.
- But I want to go.
- No, not today.
- Mrs.
Cain? - What, what is it? - Leopold's tux.
Let's see what's in the kitchen.
Leo's tux.
Mrs.
Cain- Don't, please.
It's for your leg.
- Can I talk to you? - Yeah.
In the hall.
What? I'm going out for a little while.
I'd like you to think about something.
What's that? Like that mask you're wearing.
I'm not wearing a mask.
Oh, you're not? Am I? You ever had your picture taken? 'Cause I've had mine taken.
And that kid, he could ID us both So all this Nancy Nurse stuff you're doing? You're just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
Come payday, that kid is in the ground.
He's never gonna leave Mexico.
You think about that.
He's a psycho! I don't work like this.
One more word about masks or deck chairs on the Titanic and I'm gonna put a hole in him.
You tell them we've got a problem.
Hello.
Babysitters aren't getting along.
- What should I tell them? - Tell them- Expand private airfields to, let's say, a, uh, 200-mile radius.
Me, I'll sign for the overtime.
Uh-huh.
Thank you.
Hey, Virg.
How you feeling today? Hey, why don't you try and eat something, man? Who sent you, my wife or yours? I don't know.
They share a brain anyway.
You're not much of a nursemaid.
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
I mean I'm sorry I got you into this.
How you figure you got me into anything? I thought I was doing the right thing getting you that bodyguard gig.
Any word? So what are they playing, raise the ransom? Not sure.
Man, I saw it coming.
I saw it in his eyes.
If he's a cop, I'm a ballerina.
We were outnumbered.
I knew that out of the gate.
But I missed the sniper.
Forgot to look up.
My guess, 16 stories.
Southwest corner.
1,000 yards out.
That's an awful lot of firepower for one little boy.
- They seem local to you? - They seemed good.
Cerveza.
Would you mind? I notice you don't have any cornbread.
It's the specialty of the house.
Carlos! Dale un pan de maÃz a mi amigo.
No, no, no.
It's okay, it's okay.
I insist.
My name is Espinoza.
- You're not from around here.
- Nope.
Then why are you here? There a reason you're sticking your nose in my business? Sorry.
Occupational hazard.
I'm the sheriff.
Not one of my better pictures.
I still haven't gotten your name.
Bellow.
I'm here to welcome you to our town.
So you're the sheriff and the welcome wagon - all rolled into one, huh? - It's a very sll town, Mr.
Bellow.
I wear many hats.
You and your friend have rented a house here.
What is the nature of your business? We're on vacation.
- Just you and your friend? - Yep.
Did you know you were behind on your taxes? What taxes would they be? Keeping of a gringo boy without arousing suspicion in my town taxes.
Bloody computer's on the blink.
The expression "you clean up nicely" is overused.
Do you know how to tie a bowtie? Crosscheck each arrival.
Staff, caterers, everybody.
And people, please- Please tell me if I'm missing something, all right? Whoa.
So how come you get to go to the party - and we get to eat Chinese? - Because the tux fit me.
Hey.
I don't think I can do this.
Remember when you told your father you were gonna marry me? - Yeah.
- Yeah.
Well, if you can do that, you can do anything.
No, it's all speculative excess, this fascination with international startup.
Paul Levine.
Tried to take over Conrad's company anonymously via Euro venture capitalists.
Not to mention the inhibiting factor on activist investors.
- It's gonna be all right.
- On what planet? I'm sorry, where do I know you from exactly? - Zurich.
- No, not Zurich.
Were you in Gstaad for the season? No.
Well, where do you stand on these dead money stocks? Can't help you with that one.
I don't.
Commodities have legs, like Madonna.
- What? - Aubrey! Duty calls.
- You sure about this? - Yes, sir.
Well, that's great.
- We got a problem.
- What? Including the Cain family, all the staff, and the caterers, there's supposed to be 162 bodies in the house.
And? We got 163.
Can you take this, please? Thank you.
Quick, quick.
- Do you know who I am? - No.
But Mrs.
Cain said there'd be extra security tonight.
Yep, and I'm it.
I'm it.
And I need you to walk the party with me and just tell me if you see somebody who doesn't belong, okay? There's somebody here who doesn't belong? - E.
J.
, right? - Yes.
- Quietly, quietly.
- Yes, sir.
Okay.
Is it too much to think that maybe you might, you know, pretend to support your family, just for one- Hello, hello, hello.
How are you? Senator.
Listen, with everything that's going on, and all we're going through you could- - Conrad.
- Hold on.
- Have you met James? - Sullivan.
- Been a long time.
- It really has, yes.
Aren't you the luckiest man in the world? Lovely wife, beautiful home.
Important charity work.
Well, we're both very lucky.
Ah Excuse me.
I'm gonna take you up on that offer.
- I'm gonna call you.
- All right.
- Congressman.
- Congressman.
- Sully, what are you doing? - You come to my house.
I come to your house.
It's only polite.
- How'd you get in? - Well, how'd you get in to old man Reilly's in '72? Connie, you come to me a year ago for help.
So I give you help.
Now you don't want to help me.
You make all these wild accusations.
I mean, what am I gonna do with you? Listen, I'm sorry I lost my head earlier.
Connie, you're going through something.
- Maybe I can help.
- Yeah? Yeah.
Okay, why don't- why don't we, uh, - have a drink upstairs, huh? - Hey, Bobby.
Let me get a bottle.
You know why the English invented whiskey, right? To keep the Irish from ruling the world.
- That's right.
- Thank you, Bobby.
- What are we looking for? - A face in the crowd.
Someone who doesn't belong.
Which one of these people are we looking for? The one that isn't here.
Well, now, that's very metaphysical.
- Hello, sweetie.
- Hi.
- Are you having fun? - No.
Me neither.
- How about you, Jimbo? - I really like the shrimp puffs.
- Ah- - Oh, sorry.
- You all right? - No broken bones.
Good, um Bradwell Scott.
I think we might have spoken for all of six seconds at the spring fundraiser at MOMA.
Oh, yes, yes.
Of course.
Thank you for coming, Mr.
Scott.
I think it's fantastic what you're doing.
If you have a moment, I'd love to talk about - matching funds- - Ellie? - with the Morgan Foundation.
- Oh, hello, George.
You know what your daughter said to me? Not you.
The other one.
No.
What did Aubrey say now? I forgot.
But she looks great.
And you, Alice You are as cute as a button.
And Leo Leo! Uh, no.
Leo is- What are you feeding that kid, huh? I saw him when I came in.
He is as tall as a reed.
No, seriously.
I think that kid is gonna be eight feet tall.
Would you excuse me a minute? I just, I don't- I have no idea - what I'm looking for.
- You're doing fine.
You're doing fine.
Mr.
Scott.
You scared me.
Are you lost? - No.
- Oh, yes.
I'm sorry.
You wanted to talk about matching funds.
No.
I want to talk about your son.
My son? If you ever want to see him again, you'll listen very, very carefully to what I'm about to say.
Damn local policia.
- What happened? - We're better off to put a bullet in this kid's brain right now.
Calm down.
He's done.
What is it he says to the cop? He says "If I hit the guy over the head with a brick, you think I'm gonna be dumb enough to be covered in his blood?" That's right, and the cop looks at him and says, "Well, you do look pretty dumb to me, actually.
" So there you go.
Oh, man.
We had some times.
Yeah, we sure did.
Until you changed up.
People change, Jimmy.
You tought to give it a try.
You got a nice life, Connie.
Yeah.
Patch me to King, now! King, this is headquarters.
Come in.
Where is he? I didn't take your kid, Connie.
Which is lucky for you.
But let me give you a little piece of advice.
As one old friend to another.
- Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
- Drop me.
Because if you let me live, I'm gonna find your kid.
And I'm gonna find you.
And then I'm gonna kill you both.
Yeah? Along with that gorgeous wife of yours.
- Mr.
Cain! - Tell me! Mr.
Cain.
It's me, it's me.
Conrad, Conrad.
Stay with me.
- Tell me! - Conrad.
He knows He knows something! - You're going! You're going, Sully! - You know who he is? I know who he is, and he doesn't matter.
You matter.
Your family matters.
All right, listen to me.
When Leopold comes home Look at me! When Leo comes home, he should not find his dad on trial for murder.
Listen to me.
Give me your hand, give me your hand! Let me get him up, let me talk to him.
Give me your hand! Give me your hand! When we get him up, let me talk to him.
Give me your hand, give me your hand! Come on.
Too bad! You shoulda let me go, Connie! - You shoulda let me go, Connie! - Keep walking, Keep walking.
You shoulda let me go.
Get off! Good night, Mr.
Sullivan.
I can't find your father or your mother anywhere.
My family is getting smaller by the day.
Did I really just say that? Hey, have you seen your dad? It's almost time for his toast.
Hello? I'm here! - Where's my money? - Where's my son? About to get an ice pick in his brain, actually.
- Where is he? - Where's my money? Come on! Come on, you can't be that stupid! - Just tell me where he is.
- Shut up! Look, see? Do you think I'm playing with you? I have your money! Just tell me where he is! Just tell me where my baby is.
Where is it? No, just tell me where he is.
Please, no.
Just tell me.
Please, no! Just tell me where he is! Tell me! You really think she'd be stupid enough to come here alone? Now I'm gonna count to three.
And then I'm gonna take your eye out.
One.
Two.
I don't know anything! Tucker told me.
Tucker? Yes, but hurry! Ethanor is getting away! Take this, Ethanor! Dude, what took you so- Ah! Make yourself comfortable.
Tucker? I had nothing to do with it.
I just-ow! Oh, damn it.
Stand up.
- Ow! - Oh! Shut up.
Shut up! You had nothing to do with it? You gave your friend here your father's invite to the Cains'.
He terrorized Mrs.
Cain.
I should drop you out of a window.
No, no, no! But I really just want to shoot you.
No! No! He doesn't like that idea.
All right, I'll tell you what.
One chance.
I need you to know that I really want to shoot you.
All right? - You listening to me? - I'm listening.
I need you to listen very carefully.
- Who else have you told? - Nobody.
Hey.
Come on Come on.
- Who else have you told? - Nobody.
I swear to you.
I didn't tell anybody.
- Who are you gonna tell? - I won't tell anybody.
I'm having a hard time believing you.
I swear to God.
If I hear otherwise No, I don't- I understand.
We're done.
You could've been killed.
That'd be a perfect ending to a perfect day.
You know, it's all right to - let it out.
- Mr.
Knapp I start letting it out I'm never gonna stop.
Mr.
Sullivan, it might be best if we both just forget about what happened here tonight.
Yeah, I'm not the forgotten type.
I appreciate that.
But you're in an awkward situation here.
Who, me? You committed a criminal trespass.
And he tried to kill me.
He's very upset about his son.
Hey, King.
You think about crossing the street, - making some real money? - What would I do with real money? You have any knowledge of the whereabouts of Leopold Cain? No.
You know why Mr.
Cain believes you do? Oh, we go back.
Oh, and then there was that recent business also.
Why, what did he- Ah, you're fishing.
You know, I feel a little naked here without my lawyer and all.
It's just a friendly conversation.
Friendly died on that roof.
You get between me and him, you're liable to get some on you.
Good night, Mr.
Sullivan.
Jimbo, they took my brother.
For the past ten years, we've been hosting this event.
And for the past ten years, my father has been the one to deliver this speech to you, his captive audience.
The doors locked, Jim? So you can imagine my surprise when he pulled me aside this morning and asked if this year, I would do the honors.
My first reaction was one of terror.
This is some room to address, boy.
We've got financial wizards, Nobel prize winners, masters of the universe.
And then there are the men.
For the past ten years, we have opened our home to you, our friends, in the spirit of helping those less fortunate than ourselves.
And through this, you have become our family.
And someone once said that family is a haven in a heartless world.
Well, I think tonight we've proven that the world is not as heartless as some people may think.
My father taught us that we have to be strong, for those that cannot be strong for themselves.
And my mother taught us about giving back.
And when I think of the money raised here tonight, and what it might accomplish, and when I think of the blessings that have been bestowed on my family, I am humbled.
So, on behalf of my mother and father, and my brother and sister, thank you all for being here with us tonight.
And for being our family.
And we'll see you right here next year.
Cheers.
- What? His PSAT tutorial.
We missed it.
Oh, God, that's funny.
Did I just say "we"? That's like when Aubrey was applying to colleges.
And I kept saying "We're applying.
" But it happens, right? I mean, you feel like you're in it.
With them.
And-and they win, you win.
They lose We were supposed to start looking at colleges next year.
Yeah, we will.
- What about tomorrow? - Tomorrow We have to do it.
If we cancel, people will think there's something wrong and Something is wrong.
Whoa, whoa! Son of a bitch.
- Get them guns down! - Hold your fire! Relax, everybody! Just relax.
We can work this out.
No, we ain't working nothin' out! Oh, my God.
Aubrey! Aubrey! Hey, we need to talk about tonight.
I can't believe you're actually going through with this.
If we cancel, we risk calling attention to our situation.
Whicwill make the job of getting Leopold back all the more- The job? All right, what would you call it? I don't know.
I would, I would call it- All right, come on, sweetie, come on.
Let's go.
So this is all for Leopold.
Oh, and Alice- Why haven't you told Alice the truth? Listen, she's ten years old, okay? Now, I'm late.
I gotta- El, El- Excuse me, what are- You gotta- - All right, I gotta go.
- Take care of that.
- I know what you're thinking.
- No, you know what, Mom? Just leave it.
Dad already went through it with me.
Gave me the pitch.
Really, it's great.
I'm signed on.
A pint of blood.
A pound of flesh.
An organ to be decided at a later point.
And I'm pretending everything's fantastic, Leopold is in his room, - Aubrey.
- and my- What? It's just the price you pay for being associated with this family.
You have an 11:00 at Barney's.
What? Are you kidding? Is that a problem? Agent Atkins will bring you to Barney's and take you back.
He'll pick you up here at 10:45 sharp.
You are not to leave his sight.
You know, I always wanted my own watch dog.
What's your name again? Arkin? Actually, never mind.
I'm just gonna call you Spike.
This party is a bad idea.
What is he going on about? Agent Archer thinks it's a bad idea.
Yeah, Archer's a bad idea.
I need that guest list, Knapp.
I sent it over.
Uh, I got your copy right here.
- How many names? - 149.
That's a lot of close, personal friends to have over for dinner.
All right, let's run the prelims.
And make sure you link to Interpol.
Let's cross-reference companies.
Corporate takeovers, leveraged buyouts, etcetera.
Frank- And get me financials on everyone.
- It's a bad idea - Is he still going on? So who on the list raises immediate alarm? Everyone.
It's not a guest list, it's an enemies list.
I'll call you back.
Mr.
Knapp Do you think one of our f-friends might have something to do with Leo's- Mrs.
Cain, until Leo comes home, you have no friends.
I'm late.
Keep on that other thing for me.
Hey, Charlie, I think I'm gonna walk today, huh? - Jerry.
- Connie.
So, living the life of Riley pretty much, right? Living large, eh? So, Connie, tell me something.
Why the, uh Why the sudden interest in seeing old friends? Leopold Cain did not disappear into thin air.
Somebody saw something.
Somebody knows something.
So why no local chatter on this? These guys are pros.
They killed at least one of their own right out of the gate.
Sends a message to anyone who might feel chatty.
Hmm.
Ladies and gentlemen Let's revisit every contact in all five boroughs.
Let's look at every exit.
Trains, buses, commercial air- Private airfields.
What, you think they might've got him out of the city? I don't know.
Archer, go.
Sir, Cain skipped his ride.
Walked half a block, got in some guy's car.
Stay on him.
You get that? Stay on him.
Hey, you know, we got some razzers.
So lose 'em.
Yeah! Get that car out of the way! What the hell are you doing? Kid had to go to the bathroom.
What, he can't get out.
Don't ever leave him alone.
Idiot.
Conrad Cain grew up in Sunnyside.
His juvie records are sealed.
But according to my source, he had two arrests.
Assault with a deadly weapon, and a B and E.
If you can guess who the other kid was that he went down with, I'll give you a biscuit.
What kind of biscuit? If you mean cookie, you really should say "cookie.
" You're in America now.
James Sullivan.
Ah, the mogul and the mobster.
Sounds like a musical.
You're very fast, Knapp.
So they spent a year in gladiator academy.
After that, Cain went north.
Sullivan went south.
You think maybe Cain's past is coming back to bite him? Keep looking at the teeth marks.
Where are you? Visiting an old friend.
Afternoon, Larry.
It's morning, actually.
And you know I hate it when people call me Larry.
Yeah, I know.
Connie.
You know, I'm curious.
What part of "You ever come around here again and I'll rip your lungs out" didn't you understand? Unless you're here for business.
Because business is the only business you and I have left.
Did you take my kid? You know, it's not like I'm not happy to see you, Connie.
But you hurt my feelings.
I mean, you really did.
And I'm a sensitive fella.
I cry in the movies.
Ask Jerry.
It's true.
I'm gonna ask you again, Sully.
Did you take my son? I love the movies.
I love them.
I'm a sucker for the make-believe.
And you, coming in here, shooting your mouth off like this.
I can see that you're a sucker for the make-believe too.
- Did you take my kid?! - What do I get if I did? Oh.
Oh, no.
Conie, take it easy.
Soft guy like you shouldn't come around here acting all hard.
Show him where the garbage is.
Good job.
Nice aim.
Oh, man.
How's that, Connie? - Huh? - Ah.
Oh, man.
Need some help? Jerry, I just, uh You want a drink of water? You know, there's something- There's something that I've always wanted to tell you.
Ever since we were kids.
Well, now's the time.
Well, I used to, uh, do your sister.
Ah! You're a dead man, Connie! You're a dead man! You come around here again, I'll kill you! You're a dead man! The United States district court considered in Brooke Vs.
Tallen whether prisoners had the inhent right to smoke.
Apparently, we do not.
Are you afraid of the dark? How do you know about Zurich? I looked at a map.
Now, did you leave the FBI? Or did they just throw your ass out? What's it called again? Oh, yeah, mental exhaustion.
There's a euphemism if ever I heard one.
- Why did you do it? - Why did I do it? Now is the age of specialization.
One man to hold the hammer.
The other a nail.
If there's no me and not you I'm just doing my part, partner.
Is that why you told me about Zurich? Hmm? - Who told you? - Who told me what? Who told you about the Cains? Do you know what I told her? I told her that we were playing a game.
And that, no matter what, she couldn't make a peep.
I didn't even have to drug her.
I just had to ask really nice.
It's easier to kidnap your own sister.
You know, you never come to visit me anymore.
Have you given up trying to find her? Because, you know, she still might be alive.
Or maybe I sold her into white slavery.
Which would actually make her my seester.
- Where are you going? - Good-bye, Larry.
Hey, one more thing, Knapp.
Enjoy the party tonight.
What did the warden say? The only visitor he's had in the last 18 months is you.
- What about the call log? - Empty.
But he called me last night at the Cains'.
Well, it's not in the log.
I want to know who his friends are on the inside.
Warden says he doesn't have any friends on the inside.
As far as he knew, you are his only friend.
He knew about the party.
What do you think? I think it costs more than my car.
That's sad.
Is there a problem? No, my father says we shouldn't draw attention to ourselves right now.
Business as usual.
Which means Alice is the sweet one.
I'm the bitch.
And Leopold I'm gonna try this on.
Thank you.
Put these on the Cain account.
Are you all right in there? Aubrey.
Am I invited to your folks' bash? My 'rentals were invited.
They're in Parrot Cay.
How can they go through with this? - Yeah, that's exactly what I asked them.
- No, I mean this party.
I don't understand how my parents can have this party when Leopold is I saw them this morning.
My father shaved, put on a tie.
And my mom, I could tell that she washed her hair.
And I thought, "Who are these people?" Maybe, like, there was some mix-up at the hospital or something.
I don't know.
My parents' real baby was, like dead before it was even born.
And so So they just bought me from some sweet couple from Texas.
They didn't used to be like that.
They didn't used to be like that at all.
They used to be Normal.
- You don't have an accent.
- What? You don't sound like you're from Texas.
Coming.
Can I help you? Whoa.
Hey! - Hey.
I said hey! - Sit.
Heel.
- How did you find me? - I'm an FBI agent.
These peonies are terrible.
Go get the other vases, please- Hey, Mom, can I go to the park? - No, not today, honey.
- But I want to go.
- No, not today.
- Mrs.
Cain? - What, what is it? - Leopold's tux.
Let's see what's in the kitchen.
Leo's tux.
Mrs.
Cain- Don't, please.
It's for your leg.
- Can I talk to you? - Yeah.
In the hall.
What? I'm going out for a little while.
I'd like you to think about something.
What's that? Like that mask you're wearing.
I'm not wearing a mask.
Oh, you're not? Am I? You ever had your picture taken? 'Cause I've had mine taken.
And that kid, he could ID us both So all this Nancy Nurse stuff you're doing? You're just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
Come payday, that kid is in the ground.
He's never gonna leave Mexico.
You think about that.
He's a psycho! I don't work like this.
One more word about masks or deck chairs on the Titanic and I'm gonna put a hole in him.
You tell them we've got a problem.
Hello.
Babysitters aren't getting along.
- What should I tell them? - Tell them- Expand private airfields to, let's say, a, uh, 200-mile radius.
Me, I'll sign for the overtime.
Uh-huh.
Thank you.
Hey, Virg.
How you feeling today? Hey, why don't you try and eat something, man? Who sent you, my wife or yours? I don't know.
They share a brain anyway.
You're not much of a nursemaid.
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
I mean I'm sorry I got you into this.
How you figure you got me into anything? I thought I was doing the right thing getting you that bodyguard gig.
Any word? So what are they playing, raise the ransom? Not sure.
Man, I saw it coming.
I saw it in his eyes.
If he's a cop, I'm a ballerina.
We were outnumbered.
I knew that out of the gate.
But I missed the sniper.
Forgot to look up.
My guess, 16 stories.
Southwest corner.
1,000 yards out.
That's an awful lot of firepower for one little boy.
- They seem local to you? - They seemed good.
Cerveza.
Would you mind? I notice you don't have any cornbread.
It's the specialty of the house.
Carlos! Dale un pan de maÃz a mi amigo.
No, no, no.
It's okay, it's okay.
I insist.
My name is Espinoza.
- You're not from around here.
- Nope.
Then why are you here? There a reason you're sticking your nose in my business? Sorry.
Occupational hazard.
I'm the sheriff.
Not one of my better pictures.
I still haven't gotten your name.
Bellow.
I'm here to welcome you to our town.
So you're the sheriff and the welcome wagon - all rolled into one, huh? - It's a very sll town, Mr.
Bellow.
I wear many hats.
You and your friend have rented a house here.
What is the nature of your business? We're on vacation.
- Just you and your friend? - Yep.
Did you know you were behind on your taxes? What taxes would they be? Keeping of a gringo boy without arousing suspicion in my town taxes.
Bloody computer's on the blink.
The expression "you clean up nicely" is overused.
Do you know how to tie a bowtie? Crosscheck each arrival.
Staff, caterers, everybody.
And people, please- Please tell me if I'm missing something, all right? Whoa.
So how come you get to go to the party - and we get to eat Chinese? - Because the tux fit me.
Hey.
I don't think I can do this.
Remember when you told your father you were gonna marry me? - Yeah.
- Yeah.
Well, if you can do that, you can do anything.
No, it's all speculative excess, this fascination with international startup.
Paul Levine.
Tried to take over Conrad's company anonymously via Euro venture capitalists.
Not to mention the inhibiting factor on activist investors.
- It's gonna be all right.
- On what planet? I'm sorry, where do I know you from exactly? - Zurich.
- No, not Zurich.
Were you in Gstaad for the season? No.
Well, where do you stand on these dead money stocks? Can't help you with that one.
I don't.
Commodities have legs, like Madonna.
- What? - Aubrey! Duty calls.
- You sure about this? - Yes, sir.
Well, that's great.
- We got a problem.
- What? Including the Cain family, all the staff, and the caterers, there's supposed to be 162 bodies in the house.
And? We got 163.
Can you take this, please? Thank you.
Quick, quick.
- Do you know who I am? - No.
But Mrs.
Cain said there'd be extra security tonight.
Yep, and I'm it.
I'm it.
And I need you to walk the party with me and just tell me if you see somebody who doesn't belong, okay? There's somebody here who doesn't belong? - E.
J.
, right? - Yes.
- Quietly, quietly.
- Yes, sir.
Okay.
Is it too much to think that maybe you might, you know, pretend to support your family, just for one- Hello, hello, hello.
How are you? Senator.
Listen, with everything that's going on, and all we're going through you could- - Conrad.
- Hold on.
- Have you met James? - Sullivan.
- Been a long time.
- It really has, yes.
Aren't you the luckiest man in the world? Lovely wife, beautiful home.
Important charity work.
Well, we're both very lucky.
Ah Excuse me.
I'm gonna take you up on that offer.
- I'm gonna call you.
- All right.
- Congressman.
- Congressman.
- Sully, what are you doing? - You come to my house.
I come to your house.
It's only polite.
- How'd you get in? - Well, how'd you get in to old man Reilly's in '72? Connie, you come to me a year ago for help.
So I give you help.
Now you don't want to help me.
You make all these wild accusations.
I mean, what am I gonna do with you? Listen, I'm sorry I lost my head earlier.
Connie, you're going through something.
- Maybe I can help.
- Yeah? Yeah.
Okay, why don't- why don't we, uh, - have a drink upstairs, huh? - Hey, Bobby.
Let me get a bottle.
You know why the English invented whiskey, right? To keep the Irish from ruling the world.
- That's right.
- Thank you, Bobby.
- What are we looking for? - A face in the crowd.
Someone who doesn't belong.
Which one of these people are we looking for? The one that isn't here.
Well, now, that's very metaphysical.
- Hello, sweetie.
- Hi.
- Are you having fun? - No.
Me neither.
- How about you, Jimbo? - I really like the shrimp puffs.
- Ah- - Oh, sorry.
- You all right? - No broken bones.
Good, um Bradwell Scott.
I think we might have spoken for all of six seconds at the spring fundraiser at MOMA.
Oh, yes, yes.
Of course.
Thank you for coming, Mr.
Scott.
I think it's fantastic what you're doing.
If you have a moment, I'd love to talk about - matching funds- - Ellie? - with the Morgan Foundation.
- Oh, hello, George.
You know what your daughter said to me? Not you.
The other one.
No.
What did Aubrey say now? I forgot.
But she looks great.
And you, Alice You are as cute as a button.
And Leo Leo! Uh, no.
Leo is- What are you feeding that kid, huh? I saw him when I came in.
He is as tall as a reed.
No, seriously.
I think that kid is gonna be eight feet tall.
Would you excuse me a minute? I just, I don't- I have no idea - what I'm looking for.
- You're doing fine.
You're doing fine.
Mr.
Scott.
You scared me.
Are you lost? - No.
- Oh, yes.
I'm sorry.
You wanted to talk about matching funds.
No.
I want to talk about your son.
My son? If you ever want to see him again, you'll listen very, very carefully to what I'm about to say.
Damn local policia.
- What happened? - We're better off to put a bullet in this kid's brain right now.
Calm down.
He's done.
What is it he says to the cop? He says "If I hit the guy over the head with a brick, you think I'm gonna be dumb enough to be covered in his blood?" That's right, and the cop looks at him and says, "Well, you do look pretty dumb to me, actually.
" So there you go.
Oh, man.
We had some times.
Yeah, we sure did.
Until you changed up.
People change, Jimmy.
You tought to give it a try.
You got a nice life, Connie.
Yeah.
Patch me to King, now! King, this is headquarters.
Come in.
Where is he? I didn't take your kid, Connie.
Which is lucky for you.
But let me give you a little piece of advice.
As one old friend to another.
- Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
- Drop me.
Because if you let me live, I'm gonna find your kid.
And I'm gonna find you.
And then I'm gonna kill you both.
Yeah? Along with that gorgeous wife of yours.
- Mr.
Cain! - Tell me! Mr.
Cain.
It's me, it's me.
Conrad, Conrad.
Stay with me.
- Tell me! - Conrad.
He knows He knows something! - You're going! You're going, Sully! - You know who he is? I know who he is, and he doesn't matter.
You matter.
Your family matters.
All right, listen to me.
When Leopold comes home Look at me! When Leo comes home, he should not find his dad on trial for murder.
Listen to me.
Give me your hand, give me your hand! Let me get him up, let me talk to him.
Give me your hand! Give me your hand! When we get him up, let me talk to him.
Give me your hand, give me your hand! Come on.
Too bad! You shoulda let me go, Connie! - You shoulda let me go, Connie! - Keep walking, Keep walking.
You shoulda let me go.
Get off! Good night, Mr.
Sullivan.
I can't find your father or your mother anywhere.
My family is getting smaller by the day.
Did I really just say that? Hey, have you seen your dad? It's almost time for his toast.
Hello? I'm here! - Where's my money? - Where's my son? About to get an ice pick in his brain, actually.
- Where is he? - Where's my money? Come on! Come on, you can't be that stupid! - Just tell me where he is.
- Shut up! Look, see? Do you think I'm playing with you? I have your money! Just tell me where he is! Just tell me where my baby is.
Where is it? No, just tell me where he is.
Please, no.
Just tell me.
Please, no! Just tell me where he is! Tell me! You really think she'd be stupid enough to come here alone? Now I'm gonna count to three.
And then I'm gonna take your eye out.
One.
Two.
I don't know anything! Tucker told me.
Tucker? Yes, but hurry! Ethanor is getting away! Take this, Ethanor! Dude, what took you so- Ah! Make yourself comfortable.
Tucker? I had nothing to do with it.
I just-ow! Oh, damn it.
Stand up.
- Ow! - Oh! Shut up.
Shut up! You had nothing to do with it? You gave your friend here your father's invite to the Cains'.
He terrorized Mrs.
Cain.
I should drop you out of a window.
No, no, no! But I really just want to shoot you.
No! No! He doesn't like that idea.
All right, I'll tell you what.
One chance.
I need you to know that I really want to shoot you.
All right? - You listening to me? - I'm listening.
I need you to listen very carefully.
- Who else have you told? - Nobody.
Hey.
Come on Come on.
- Who else have you told? - Nobody.
I swear to you.
I didn't tell anybody.
- Who are you gonna tell? - I won't tell anybody.
I'm having a hard time believing you.
I swear to God.
If I hear otherwise No, I don't- I understand.
We're done.
You could've been killed.
That'd be a perfect ending to a perfect day.
You know, it's all right to - let it out.
- Mr.
Knapp I start letting it out I'm never gonna stop.
Mr.
Sullivan, it might be best if we both just forget about what happened here tonight.
Yeah, I'm not the forgotten type.
I appreciate that.
But you're in an awkward situation here.
Who, me? You committed a criminal trespass.
And he tried to kill me.
He's very upset about his son.
Hey, King.
You think about crossing the street, - making some real money? - What would I do with real money? You have any knowledge of the whereabouts of Leopold Cain? No.
You know why Mr.
Cain believes you do? Oh, we go back.
Oh, and then there was that recent business also.
Why, what did he- Ah, you're fishing.
You know, I feel a little naked here without my lawyer and all.
It's just a friendly conversation.
Friendly died on that roof.
You get between me and him, you're liable to get some on you.
Good night, Mr.
Sullivan.
Jimbo, they took my brother.
For the past ten years, we've been hosting this event.
And for the past ten years, my father has been the one to deliver this speech to you, his captive audience.
The doors locked, Jim? So you can imagine my surprise when he pulled me aside this morning and asked if this year, I would do the honors.
My first reaction was one of terror.
This is some room to address, boy.
We've got financial wizards, Nobel prize winners, masters of the universe.
And then there are the men.
For the past ten years, we have opened our home to you, our friends, in the spirit of helping those less fortunate than ourselves.
And through this, you have become our family.
And someone once said that family is a haven in a heartless world.
Well, I think tonight we've proven that the world is not as heartless as some people may think.
My father taught us that we have to be strong, for those that cannot be strong for themselves.
And my mother taught us about giving back.
And when I think of the money raised here tonight, and what it might accomplish, and when I think of the blessings that have been bestowed on my family, I am humbled.
So, on behalf of my mother and father, and my brother and sister, thank you all for being here with us tonight.
And for being our family.
And we'll see you right here next year.
Cheers.