Kissing the Ring Finger (2023) s01e03 Episode Script

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My sister and her husband got married-for-benefits, no love involved.
This is my fridge.
Now that we're sharing, spare me a side.
How is this "sharing"?
Can we start filming already?
Right.
You, get ready, and fast.
So about that. I've been real busy, and
- Yes sir.
- Hey.
Did you forget your lines, again?
Then we'll call it a day.
Guess I'll invite Sayo to the theaters.
Hachi, wait.
My deal with her is -
Top secret, right? I know - Sayo would flip if she knew.
Right.
Then I'll see you both later.
Have a good one.
Still
If they each loved someone else
Real love is different indeed.
You'll get bloated.
Dear God!!
Stop ruining my one joy, you dog!
Out, get out!
What's with the fuss?
Do something about this mutt!
She's got a name, and it's "Negi".
And when will it leave?!
I already told you, she's here for our clout.
- My!
- Surprised?
You're home quite early today.
I can't believe how he's grown.
Yes, this is all so nostalgic.
How about we give them a break for once?
Togo and Ayaka deserve it.
They would be delighted.
May I?
A honeymoon?
Would I be coming along?
Of course, you're the wife.
Meaning I can expect an appropriate compensation, right?
Is money your only priority?
Well that's what the contract says.
I'll have to get a passport!
Will it be France? Italy?
Tell me, where do rich people go?
Hakone.
The one in Kanagawa? Right here in Japan?
- Along the Odakyu Railway?
- Its settled.
[T/N: connects Tokyo to Hakone]
Cheapskate.
At least choose Okinawa for the photo ops.
[T/N: Known for its beautiful beaches]
Don't complain, you'll be rewarded.
Can I expect hot springs?
It's Hakone - that's a given.
[T/N: Hakone is famous for their hot springs]
I guess I'll tag along then.
Before we go, there's something you should know.
Before we go, there's something you should know.
My parents
Instructed us to
I said my parents instructed us to begin conceiving a child.
A child?!
How about you become mine?
I-I-Impossible!
Obviously.
But defying them is a headache.
Meaning
Of course not!
Our cover will be a honeymoon with certain intents -
L-Like taking v-logs! Sounds good.
[Kissing the Ring Finger: Episode 3]
[Jihei Soba]
How about visiting this soba place? It's got history!
I'm not here to fool around, alright? I have to inspect our Hakone branch.
Well I'm doing proper research for our videos, mind you.
Good.
[Hakone Yumoto Station]
We made it!
Sir, look at the souvenir shops!
Tone it down.
Anyways, is he here?
Front and center.
Wait, we're filming already?
I'll work my editing magic later, so just chat!
The air here sure tastes different.
Who goes to Hakone for a honeymoon?
Who wanted to visit some hot springs?
You remembered! I'm so happy.
What's wrong?
- Here you are.
- Thank you dear.
- Thank you.
- Huh?
Sayo?!
Why?
Sorry, I couldn't resist!
I won't bother the shoot, promise.
But I'll join for the cable car!
Sorry
Go have fun with Hachi. We'll shoot another day.
Can't say no to President's orders.
Thanks, Togo!
Come on, let's go!
And you got here
- By bus!
- Bus?
[Closed for the day - Haneda's Fishcakes]
What's with these photos?
It's targeted harassment, that's what.
Harassment?
[@rmattariikkuze : Lethal fishcakes found. Buyers beware]
[@ago.agogo : Haneda's Fishcakes uses rotten fish]
Customer harassment.
To be exact.
What does that mean?
Basically our customer's are bullying us.
Oh bother
Why are we being harassed anyways?
Maybe because Ayaka got married to the King?
She made an enemy of all women on "The Battler" after all.
So they're jealous?
What's fun about messing with a store on the verge of closing?
Let's ask the King for help.
You fool! We can't cause Ayaka any trouble.
[I found staples in the fishcakes from Haneda's Fishcakes]
[The real kicker? This place is run by the King's wife's family]
[Nitta Hotels : Jinya]
Sayo!
Welcome sirs, madams.
Thank you.
My wife, Ayaka.
Thank you kindly for visiting.
Please, come on in.
Do you two want to join us for pottery?
I'd love to!
But
Sorry. We've got work.
Work during their honeymoon?
Can't be helped, he's the President.
Presidents sure have it rough.
It's huge!
Sir! Look!
Sir! Look!
King's are simply built different.
One room, and one bed?
Would you prefer our jig to be up?
I'll be checking the premises, so you can relax wherever.
I should've joined for pottery.
Nothing.
Sir
Sayo is cute, isn't she?
What spurred that remark?
I mean, she chased Hachi all the way to Hakone, you know?
She's always been wild like that.
Hachi and I have been at her whim plenty of times.
Hey, you! Keep watch!
Look.
Hey! What are you rascals doing in my garden?
Sorry sir! Please, forgive us!
I've got just the person who'll help you farm.
This guy right here!
What?!
She left a great first impression on me.
I mean, she had me farm.
She's real frank, always has been.
As the three of us hung out, eventually those two began dating.
They suit each other, the fools they are.
Fools
Just tie the knot already.
- And done.
- Alright.
Thank you.
I'll have the photos edited by next week.
Wonderful.
- Great work.
- We'll schedule another meeting on our end.
- Alright.
- Your photos were beautiful.
Thank you.
That's our President's mother.
I see.
[La Blanche HAKONE]
Welcome.
I am Arata Sakuraba, the current manager of La Blanche Hakone.
I am delighted to see you both today.
Please, come on in.
Mr. Sakuraba!
Mr. and Mrs. Matsui! Long time no see.
No Hakone trip would be complete without stopping by here.
I'm honored.
The Matsui couple had a wedding with us last year.
Sorry, we didn't see you were busy.
Give this hall a shot, I recommend it!
Thank you.
You're welcome to visit again any time.
Apologies for that.
What a wonderful atmosphere.
That would be thanks to our hall's unique, tall ceilings.
Mr. Manager!
The tour boat captain requests your presence.
Again?
This time, it seems he'd like your help with a relative's wedding.
While I'm thankful, now isn't exactly
We can be left to our own devices.
Please, go assist him.
Thank you kindly. Please, give me a moment.
- Good day sir.
- Mr. Sakuraba!
The ceremony you organized for me before was a wonder.
Thank you very much.
I'm referring you to my sister
He's right, their ceiling is high.
A choir or organ would work well here.
A choir or organ would work well here.
Agreed.
Mr. Sakuraba was nice, not to mention the hall itself.
The issue isn't customer satisfaction, but the profits
What's more important than a satisfying experience?
Listen up -
Maybe I have a snack.
Let's see
Lucky me!
Hey, wait a -
You devil.
That was my last piece!
You're insane. Apologize, now.
Apologize, now!
Chill, it's just a strawberry.
You think you're some king?
Stop, you're embarrassing us -
Get mad too, Hachi!
- It has strawberries inside.
- The one on top is special!
This is no laughing matter, thief.
- Thief?
- I'll take another bag of candy as compensation, thief.
Taking a piece of candy doesn't make someone a thief, moron.
Hey, I want it back!
- Togo.
- Yeah?
You hide yourself under a mask, don't you?
And no one wears their heart on a sleeve like you, Sayo.
But doesn't that ever get rough?
Huh?
No need to act tough around us, 'kay?
I bought your share too.
Sir?
Here.
You can pay me back later.
I wonder what's for dinner?
We just ate.
- Over here!
- Coming.
Here?
- Yup!
- Ready?
Say cheese!
Got it?
I predict they'll serve us a sushi boat.
Maybe even Hakone specialties like tofu skin.
You'll order wine, won't you?
- Thank you.
- I will now be reassigning Ms. Haneda's clients to us all.
- Thank you.
- I will now be reassigning Ms. Haneda's clients to us all.
Yes ma'am.
Ms. Yasuda, you'll be with the Mori's and Nikaido's.
Me?
I'm already pushing it with three cases as well.
She's so special, just because she's the President's wife.
My apologies for their unsightly behavior
No worries.
Is the President's wife as selfish as they make her out to be?
She is the Cinderella of our generation after all.
She's harboring grudges again
Not interested in dinner?
It's all yours.
You know If it's what you want,
You know If it's what you want,
I wouldn't mind a divorce.
I'm saying this for Sayo.
You love her, don't you?
Those two aren't married yet.
While I don't know if you have a shot at all
You can't let your feelings end here.
This room was a treat itself.
I've had my fill of luxury already -
Don't bother worrying.
See, that's the reason I do.
I don't like seeing you looking glum anymore.
It's none of your business.
I guess not.
But it is.
Your gloominess only makes the alcohol taste worst.
So don't mind me, the one who's a contract.
Do you want me to request a divorce?
Maybe you're after a compensatory bill.
- Right, I'd get money.
- I'm not paying.
Do you realize how much assets we'd lose by quitting?
Assets?
Love isn't about money or assets.
- You're a fool.
- No, you're the real fool.
You might regret this for life.
Will you really not do anything?
Our marriage is a contract.
No matter who I love,
you don't have any right to object.
Ultimately, it's none of your business.
You're right.
It's none of your business.
Ayaka!
Did you have a fight with Togo?
It was nothing serious.
But enough about me. Isn't your ceremony coming up?
Yup! We'll send you an invitation.
And that's set in stone, right?
No extensions, or cancelations?
Of course not! Why?
Let me guess, you're wondering if I'm pregnant?
Well not yet!
So Ayaka, what do you love about Togo?
Huh?
Let's see
I wonder that myself.
He's a muscle head.
He's arrogant and loves to be clean.
He's a stingy, stoic, cheapskate.
He's not kind to Negi either.
That's my dog, by the way.
Ayaka, those were all insults.
Oh, I mean!
He has an appeal that surmounts all of those flaws.
I see.
What a relief.
In other words, you'll stick with him despite your complaints.
Now that's love!
- Isn't it?
- It is indeed.
He's so loved!
Ouch
You alright?
She's hurt. Can you stand?
Want me to carry you on my back?
I'm fine, thank you.
We'll help you back. Where are you staying?
Please let go of me.
Can't you see her ring?
Sorry?
Wait, he's from "The Battler".
It's the King!
W-Woah!
Let's go.
Bliss
Are you alright?
Is that you sir?
Yeah.
Is there anyone else over there?
No sir.
Why did you come and get me?
Sayo called, told me to make up with you.
I see.
Thank you.
Also
I know I pried into your business.
I'm sorry about that.
Did you say something?
I said
Sorry.
Likewise.
I went too far.
Sorry.
Did you just apologize?
You've got a terrible personality.
Take the bed, an injured person should use it.
What?
Here.
Thanks.
I'll sleep on the couch.
It's fine.
But I know you'll complain later
How about we use the bed together?
Erm, I mean
It's a king size! Nothing would happen between us anyways.
Of course not.
Yes?
Togo! Got a minute?
Where's Ayaka?
Still asleep.
Why?
Ayaka was feeling pretty down yesterday
She's fine now.
It won't affect our work either.
So you two made up?
Yeah.
So?
Is that why you came here bright and early?
What?
I came to talk about Sayo and I.
I want you to give us your blessing for the wedding.
You're planning on avoiding our ceremony with work, aren't you?
I know you've loved Sayo.
Isn't that why you married Ayaka?
I hate how this isn't getting resolved.
Even though I know it's selfish, I want you to celebrate us.
Even though I know it's selfish, I want you to celebrate us.
I am.
Please, tell me how you feel about all this.
- Otherwise we -
- There's nothing to say.
Am I the only one who thought we were friends?
Have it your way.
Why did you act like that?
Hachi is your friend, isn't he?
He only wanted your honesty.
- Was it -
- Honesty can destroy relationships.
Sorry.
Give me some time alone today.
- No.
- Huh?
You're coming sightseeing with me.
Go alone.
- We need videos -
- Leave me be.
They'll get trending, guarantee!
Great, let's go.
Look.
One of these supposedly increases your lifespan by seven years!
It's white? I guess black eggs aren't black all the way through.
It's white? I guess black eggs aren't black all the way through.
Did you know that sir?
What about your vlogs?
Let's just focus on sightseeing today.
That's a unique design.
Is it a bear?
It's obviously a rabbit.
Sir, look! It sparkles up top too!
I would've loved to show my brother's this.
How about we visit Hakone Shrine later?
It's apparently a great place for good fortune.
We'll have to buy ourselves an amulet!
Yes?
If you think I'm feeling down, you're wrong.
And if you think I'm cheering you up, you're wrong.
All I want is to spend your money, and go sightseeing.
Besides, aren't you glad you came?
This was pointless.
Fate is telling us to divorce with all these mistakes.
Excuse me? It was only a wedding.
How are you not mad?
What's over is over!
No point complaining now.
Of course there is! My dress wasn't the one I chose.
Of course there is! My dress wasn't the one I chose.
And how does our planner change last minute?!
What a horrible wedding company.
But is a divorce necessary?
That's how important a wedding is.
It's their memory of a lifetime
If only I was their planner.
What are you doing? You're a planner, aren't you?
Would you like to have another ceremony?
Our company has a hall here in Hakone.
Nothing will change from a do over.
Yes, I agree.
You what?
Conversely, there's no reason not to hold one.
Our President, Mr. Nitta, will cover all the costs.
Interested?
Truth be told,
I wanted our ceremony to be on a sightseeing boat.
It was our first date a memorable spot for us both.
Why didn't you recommend our hall? And why am I paying!?
One thing led to the other.
Screw you. Besides, we can't do a same-day booking for a boat.
Leave that to me.
They said no to this face!
Moron.
A ceremony on a sightseeing boat is -
Mr. Manager! The tour boat captain requests your presence.
Sir?
Did you speak to the captain?
Yes. He didn't even consider it.
Call Mr. Sakuraba.
Sorry for the sudden request.
Not at all. This is perfect for getting us acquainted.
Huh?
After all, it's not every day I get to meet our President and the missus.
If I can help, I'd be glad to.
Will you love one another, with all the days of your life?
Yes, I will.
Yes, I will.
Please spread the La Blanche love on social media if you will.
Will do!
Schemer.
Let's not forget to thank Mr. Sakuraba.
I'm glad to hear it.
We couldn't thank you enough.
To be honest, I had given up.
Mr. Sakuraba, we owe this success to you.
I wish I could have joined.
I'll hand the phone to Mr. Nitta.
Thank you, Mr. Sakuraba.
Truth be told, my visit was in part to survey our Hakone branch.
- Is that so?
- Satisfying reviews, yet abysmal sales, or so I heard.
My apologies sir, that's due to my own inadequacy.
Of course not.
You're the very reason our Hakone branch has satisfied clients.
If possible, please get the boating company contracted with us for future ceremonies.
Yes sir.
Thank you very much.
The captain admired your wife's enthusiasm. I'm sure he'd love to join hands.
I envy you sir - she's truly a wonder.
She is indeed.
I'm sure your mother
was delighted as well.
Yes, I suppose.
Then I must be going. Good day.
I'm glad the Sonoda's ceremony didn't end in a disaster.
Hey, let's go celebrate our success!
So you're done interrogating me?
I'm not interested, and "don't have any right to object".
You're definitely holding that against me.
I'm joking, I just want to get drinks. Come on!
Sir?
Back in middle school,
I liked the same person as my friend.
- Sorry, what?
- Shut up and listen.
I saw him talking to our crush,
and called him annoying, right in front of the class.
But my one word changed everything.
That's when the bullying began.
My friend ultimately transferred out.
That's when I decided
I wouldn't slip up a second time.
That's the story. Now let's grab some drinks.
Hachi will be okay.
I know he'll be.
He's been able to stay your friend, after all.
Come on.
Cheers!
Great work to us both.
Work's not over, we're filming first thing tomorrow.
I know.
Ayaka.
He's early.
Over here!
Enjoy your time you two.
Please, have my seat.
Let's order some food.
Any of your favorites on here?
Sorry.
It's true, I liked Sayo.
But I have no lingering feelings.
What?
Is that thanks to Ayaka?
Huh? Why her?
- Just a feeling.
- She's got nothing to do with it.
Stubborn as ever.
Actually
When did we become best friends?
Rude.
Hachi.
Congratulations on the marriage.
- We're still engaged, for now!
- Stop, you're smothering me.
- Who cares?
- I care, we're in public.
What exactly brings you here today?
You see,
some malicious rumors have caught my attention.
I've simply been besides myself with worry.
We apologize for concerning you.
However, we will not let this affect the Nitta's reputation -
[3,000,000 Yen]
Please, ask for more if this does not suffice.
We're family now.
Negi! I missed you! Did you miss me?
Your souvenirs are so tasteless.
I wanted hot spring buns.
[T/N: a Hakone specialty]
- These are spicy.
- Watch it!
Don't complain, be thankful of the King.
No I bought these out of pocket.
- Too spicy!
- Hey!
Did you enjoy Hakone?
Yeah, it was eventful.
How has home been?
Normal, nothing special.
[3,000,000 Yen]
[Aya and Togo]
I hear our Hakone branch is booming with business.
Must be our video's work.
Obviously.
Where the hell is he?
Did everything itself sort out?
Yeah.
Glad to hear it.
Sir, Ms. Ayaka. Are you ready?
Yes, coming.
Mr. Sakuraba, sorry for all the favors.
No worries. If anything, this will promote our Hakone branch.
Now then, let us begin.
Ready action!
Cut.
[Trip in HAKONE - Part 2, Our Second♡]
Thank god Mr. Sakuraba kept filming after saying cut.
Enough of that.
Where were you anyways?
Me?
See, I drank too much with you, and
Sorry.
But the reason we're trending
is definitely this second kiss!
It's part of the job.
[Hakone National Park]
Souvenirs sure showcase your tastes
- Is it bad?
- No!
Thank you.
- I'll be heading out then.
- See you.
Here. To celebrate our honeymoon.
You think I'd carry something this silly on me?
Even a loveless marriage,
might change with time spent together.
But whether that will turn to earnest love
depends on them both.
Kamiyama?
Long time no see.
Yeah, likewise.
- I see you two must have been very close.
- I was her first love.
May I?
Mr. Nitta's the only man for me.
I love you lots, Togo!
You shot at the wrong target.
If you keep this up, you'll be in for more than just bad luck.
I'll prove to you that that's all just a wild delusion.