LEGO Legends of Chima (2013) s01e03 Episode Script

1 Announcer: Chima.
A magical world of untamed nature, beauty and wonder.
From the mysterious mount cavora, The chi-falls provides life, harmony and power To the animals who inhabit the land.
But the precious chi orbs are objects of desire, And the animals have become divided.
These are the legends of chima.
fight, fight for what you believe in don't give up your dreams in vain try, retry the future's in your hands unleash the power Lagravis: Use it well, use it wisely.
Use it well, use it wisely.
And catch the stack, coming round my back.
Groovy! Boys.
A little respect, please? Sorry, dad.
This is chi, our most sacred resource.
It holds the power of nature itself, The life force of all chima.
Dude! Dude? Dude.
Dude.
Dude? Dude The word "dude" has more than 1500 meanings In the gorilla tribe.
I believe gorzan just apologized And promised to be more considerate.
I expect nothing less from you too, dude.
Use it well, use it wisely.
Use it well, use it-- [growling.]
cragger? Whoa, whoa, old friends.
We're not here to fight you.
We're just here for our chi.
What? You've got to be kidding me.
Hey, every tribe in chima gets chi.
Those are the rules, aren't they? Dad, you can't be serious.
You're giving them chi? The power of nature, The almighty lifeforce of chima, et cetera, et cetera? And I'm glad you were actually listening before.
But you can't.
Cragger attacked us.
He thinks we hurt his parents, even though we didn't.
But he still led this huge army of wolves and ravens against us, Stole our chi, hurt our friends, kicked me into the creek, Almost brought down our entire temple! If it wasn't for the great legend beast coming in From the outlands to save us, well, We might not be standing here today! Old news, laval.
Battle's over.
The legend beast went bye-bye to the outlands.
We're all good.
I don't think so.
They'll just use whatever chi you give them against us.
Perhaps.
But we must share the chi with all, Even those who challenge us or disagree with us.
But, dad-- Those are the rules, son.
And without the rules, we are nothing.
Use it well, use it wisely.
Stop.
Whoa, flower crossing.
Uh, gorzan, that flower's not actually crossing.
It's growing.
Yes, and with love and care Its blossom will make the world smile.
Great, heh, but it's in the middle of our main road.
Shouldn't we move it to, like, a safe and sunny hilltop Where a flower can really bloom? No, this road is its home, and we must respect that.
Your world makes you who you are.
Right, flower? Detour to the left, please.
Flower power forever, brother gorzan.
Laval: Cragger, we need to talk! I'm here to warn you, cragger.
Don't even think of using that chi against us! Do you hear me? Cragger, hey, I'm talking to you! Cragger: Would you mind cleaning that bug off our windshield? Is this really necessary? Boss don't like hitchhikers.
Ha! You're not so tough.
Almost got him, boss.
Don't you worry.
Do I have to do everything myself? Hold on, brother.
Remember that clever plan you had the other day? Actually, I think you had the plan.
But it was clever, so I suppose I can take credit for it.
Now may be the time to try it.
Okay, laval, you win.
What? What? Sure, uh, we attacked you guys, tried to destroy you.
If you really think we shouldn't have your chi You crocs shouldn't have any chi.
Fine, then take it.
No way! You heard what the lion said, crug.
We crocs shouldn't have any chi.
Come now, crocodiles, the lion has spoken.
We need to share his words with the rest of our tribe.
Wow, that was easy.
Eris: Hey, laval, what you got there? Only the crocodiles' chi.
What? Well, uh, yeah.
They're our enemies, remember? Sure, but you can't just take their chi, laval.
I didn't take it.
They gave it to me.
They just gave it to you? Yeah, I know.
I was surprised too, but they did.
Score one for me.
But your dad says every tribe gets their chi, No matter what.
It's like his most sacred rule.
This is different.
Is that what you're gonna tell him? No, uh-- I don't know.
I hadn't really thought that far.
You can't just put chi back in the sacred pool, you know.
And you can't just hide it from other lions.
Uh, good point.
Chi must be used, or you risk upsetting the balance of nature.
The last time a lion kept too much chi for himself, Chima had all these earthquakes and lava and-- I know.
I've heard the stories.
That's why the lions share it.
It's not just the noble thing to do, It's the only thing to do.
Uh, I think I might have messed up.
Hey, gorzan.
What'd you have there? Pretty little flower preservation zone.
Detour to the left, please.
Did he say "flower preservation zone"? Pretty little flower preservation zone.
Detour to the left, please.
Hey, I don't wanna go in the jungle Just because of some stinky flower.
Yeah, stinky flower, heh, heh.
Tell him, runk, tell him.
I will, stinky flower.
Stinky, stinky, stinky, heh-heh.
I don't think the flower's stinky.
It's the road that's stinky For being in the way of this flower.
Huh? This road is stinky? Yeah, you know, it is kind of stinky.
Ah, stinky road.
Heh-heh-heh.
Well, I don't wanna be on some stinky road.
Let's take that detour.
Rukus: Uh-oh.
I think we're lost.
Runk: Ah, stinky detour! Heh-heh-heh.
Cragger: Tell them what the lion said, crug! Uh, yeah, it was pretty weird.
He said crocs shouldn't have any chi.
Dirty claw-licker! Keeping our chi! We'll fix the fur-bag! Cragger: We must crush the lions! For they will never give us chi, ever again! Uh, master cragger, I hate to interrupt, But, uh, laval's outside.
Says he wants to give us some chi.
Huh? What? But he'll ruin everything.
My big speech, my big army, my big attack, my-- Worry not, brother.
We can make this work to our advantage.
You're not welcome here, lion, not after taking our chi! Yeah, see, I might have made a tiny, little, Sort of mistake about that.
Sorry.
You know, if you give me that chi now, I will use every last orb to destroy you, your father, And your entire tribe.
Heh-heh.
No need for that.
I'm trying to apologize here.
Shh, shh, shh.
Apologize? You'll be sorry you ever met me When I use that chi to punish your girlfriend there too.
Hey, I'm not his girlfriend! Leave her out of this.
Why, what are you gonna do? Once my men and I have that chi, Your wings and fur-bags won't stand a chance.
That's enough, cragger.
Chima shall be ours.
We'll have your temple and all your chi.
He's just messing with you.
Just picture your poor father, completely crushed By the very chi you gave us.
That's it! You're never getting our chi! You heard him.
We're never getting their chi.
So let's get him! Uh-oh.
Sorry, eris.
He said all those nasty things and-- I know, just figure out what to do with his chi And do it fast! Let's split up.
You head home.
I'll take this chi to the fangs And throw it into the gorge of eternal depth! What? Not there! You do know that this gorge is, like, bottomless? Nothing is ever found once it falls in there.
Remember? Whoops.
I suppose I should thank you now, laval.
You've just made everything so much easier for me.
Huh? See what the lions are like? They'd rather throw our chi away than give it to us.
It's time we throw them away! Crocs: Yeah! Whoa, whoa.
Whoa! What was it you said earlier, When you threw our chi down there? Oh, yeah, I believe you said, "whoops.
" Grab on! Whoo-hoo! The gorge, pulling us back.
Don't think we can make it.
Hold on! Is that it? They're gone? Get them! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ha-ha! Hey, stop that! My speedorz never did anything to you.
We're safe on this side for now.
It's a long way around that gorge.
You need to warn the other tribes.
The crocs are looking for a fight.
Well, duh.
What did you expect? Hey, I know I messed up, but I'll fix it.
I'll find the legend beast.
Huh? It worked last time, right? Pretty little flower preservation zone, Detour to the left, please.
We refuse to take this detour Unless you cover our additional travel expenses.
Whoa, dudes.
It's just a mellow stroll through the woodlands.
How much we talking here? Razcal, the numbers? Oh, let me see here.
Carry the one Hey, by the way, if you like flowers, I have this fresh-picked blossom I can sell you for a good price.
Ooh, pretty.
It reminds me so much of the flower I was protecting.
Wait! That is the flower I was protecting.
It is? Why, how can you be so sure? Ooh-ooh-ooh, because my flower's not there anymore.
You pulled it out of the ground while I wasn't looking.
And now you want to sell it to me? Okay, okay, you drive a tough bargain.
So, uh, I'll make you a deal.
Fifty percent off.
Seventy-five percent off.
Last chance.
Ninety percent off.
Uh, not happy.
Whoa, bird bros.
A little help? We've been lost here for hours.
Stinky caw, caw, caw-caw.
Stinky.
Legend beast, is that you? Legend beast, we need you.
Again, to save chima.
Oh, I hate water.
Hmm.
Wait up! Legend beast, I'm coming! Cragger: After him! Laval: Cragger! They must've reached the creek From the other side of the gorge.
Oh, can't fight a croc on water.
Gotta reach the shore.
Whoa! Nice try, laval.
But we knew you'd go crying to your legend beast.
It's not my legend beast.
It protects all of chima.
Guess he's got better things to do today Than save your sorry butt.
Why, legend beast? Why? Huh? What? You think I'd let you steal all our chi before? Plovar: Dental hygiene appointment time.
Plovar? Time to polish those pearlies.
Did you forget our appointment again? You have the worst timing ever! Yeah, I've gotta agree there.
And I don't ever agree with cragger.
Don't you know there's no winning without a winning smile? Does this mean you want to reschedule? Oh! Ah.
You're safe now, little friend.
This is your home.
And nothing shall ever change that.
Argh! Step aside, chunky monkey.
Huh? This road is closed.
Detour to the left.
We can't.
Cragger wants us at the creek now.
Says it's important.
Argh! We're not wasting our time with some detour So you can tiptoe through your tulips.
Hey, flower isn't a tulip.
Oh, whatever.
No! Hey, hey, stop! No! No! Laval: Can we do this now? Or do you need more time to froof up your fangs? Nothing wrong with good dental hygiene, laval.
Besides, my grin will be glorious when I crush you! Yeah, right.
You'll use your teeth all right, When I make you eat those words! Stay down, cragger.
Okay, if you insist.
Crocs, destroy him for me! Uh-oh.
Not again.
Come on, legend beast.
Now would be a good time to show yourself.
Legend beast? Hello? Anyone? How about some eagles and lions instead? Eris! Even better.
We're outnumbered.
When will our wolf and raven allies get here? Uh, they seem to have been delayed by some kind of Flower-crazy ape.
What? I've got to save flower! She's not safe in the middle of the road! Now he realizes that? This fight is a long way from over, laval.
It doesn't matter how many warriors Or legend beasts you bring.
No one steals our chi and gets away with it! What's he talking about, laval? Uh, nothing.
He's just a sore loser.
Don't listen to him.
What? Warriors, we are strong and we are noble.
We have beat the enemy back again.
For chima! All: For chima! Chima! Legend beast.
Why didn't you come to help? Is it because you wanted me to beat cragger on my own? Or because of what I did with the crocodiles' chi? [rumbling.]
all: Whoa! I haven't felt an earthquake here in years! Laval, what did you do with the crocs' chi anyway? And what are you looking at? Oh, uh, nothing.
Nothing at all.
Hey, what's going on here? Gorzan finally realized the road was no place for his flower.
It needs a safe home on a nice, sunny hilltop.
Where it can really grow.
Hey, even flowers need to follow a few rules sometimes too.
Right, laval? You can't just grow wherever you feel like.
Or do whatever you want.
I definitely messed up this time.
Probably.
But there's not much we can do about it now.
Other than let those flowers make us smile.
Yeah.
Hey! Don't worry, brother.
The lions only have allies Because they control the chi for now.
You really think we can steal it all for ourselves? Yes.
I have a feeling You're about to have another brilliant plan, brother.
And this time, the lions will never know what hit them.
Whoa! Finally made it back! We've been lost in that jungle for hours.
Yeah, but didn't there used to be a flower here? We must be on the wrong road.
Stinky wrong road.
Heh-heh.