Life and Dirt (2024) s01e03 Episode Script
Episode 3
1
Bro, you need to leave the club right now.
-Why?
-For fighting the lady.
-I didn't fight
-No, no! He's my boyfriend, relax.
-You need to leave.
-No! We've settled jor.
What's wrong with this guy?
He's my boyfriend. Calm down. Guy!
-You need to leave, please!
-Calm down. We've settled.
Guy what's your problem now?
Stop!
IJ!
Leave me alone!
Leave me!
Put me down!
Leave me alone! Leave me!
You will go out there
and survive the next three days.
Officer!
Officer!
Officer!
Officer!
Leave me alone!
You will go out there
and survive the next three days.
If you do and then, I will bless you.
I saw you on the roadside.
Do you have a name?
Yoshua.
What about your family?
Why am I tied?
Are you mad?
Don't kill him!
Bury him alive. Are you crazy?
As soon as they pay the balance.
That's not a problem.
Everything is sorted out.
That's not a problem.
But mind you, I don't joke with my work.
Let them pay the balance.
Is the food running?
What's wrong with you?
-Finish digging, then you can eat!
-Boss, we have finished digging.
Then finish the job.
Back to life!
Once the swelling in the brain went down,
I was positive he would pull through.
This guy is a miracle.
Yo, I am so sorry this happened to you.
Honestly, I came as soon as I heard.
So sorry.
How are you feeling?
What day is it today?
Monday.
You survived, man.
This is your opportunity to go back.
If you choose, though,
to cross this bridge with me
I will make your life so different.
If you follow me on this,
there are two things
that I would need you to do.
But I can't tell you yet
until you become family.
So think carefully.
Do you want to go forward
or would you like to go back?
Forward?
Then forward it is.
Close your eyes.
Welcome my son.
Like I promised, I would bless you
beyond your imagination.
From this day forth,
anything you desire is yours.
As you think, so shall it be
and in abundance.
I will give you everything
that your heart can dream of.
I require one thing from you.
And I expect one thing of you.
Just the way you were brought,
you will bring me someone.
Someone who will become my child!
So that I can bless this person
as I have blessed everyone else
and as I will bless you.
A child you bring, once he starts
the process cannot stop it.
If he does, he will die.
And so will you.
But you have five years
to deliver on my request.
Number two, what I expect of you.
You will not father a child.
Simple.
I'm a jealous mother, you see.
If you do
The first heartbeat
that your seed will have,
you will start to die.
Do I make myself clear?
Take my hands.
Nene, have mercy!
I'm dying!
Mercy!
Oh!
Have mercy
What you just saw, was my last child
and how he disobeyed me.
He died.
Welcome home, my son.
Yo, my man.
I am so proud of you, man.
You said there was no blood.
Yeah.
Is that what you call blood?
Relax man.
Let me fix you a drink.
You are the latest billionaire in town!
Hi Yo.
-Welcome.
-I don't understand.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
Does your sister know about this?
Only the people in this family
know about this family.
I shouldn't have to tell you that.
How's the politics thing going?
Back and forth like a pendulum.
It requires lots of money.
But you did say
that money was never a problem.
In politics, you need money
to make things happen.
What I wanted hasn't yet come, Nene.
When you initially came to me,
I asked what you wanted.
You said power.
Money
Money is easy.
But power
Be patient.
Then my marriage
What about your marriage?
I want out.
He beats me.
Look around, Nkem.
All the women here.
Do you think
that their marriages are happy?
No children.
No divorce.
My husband has moved out of the house.
No children.
No divorce.
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Happy birthday!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hey Yo!
Over here!
My billionaire friend.
Yeah!
I want to crave your indulgence
to make a toast to our friend.
Yes!
My friend and brother.
Yo, you are a very strong man.
Yes!
I try.
And you are a very hardworking man.
But most importantly,
you are a very very blessed man.
-Blessed, I know I'm blessed.
-Amen!
So, this day, I want to make a toast.
-To more success!
-Yes!
Amen.
-To good health!
-Yes!
Amen.
Most importantly to safe sex.
I know what you did there.
Hi Yo.
I've been trying to call you
and clearly you're still mad at me.
And I understand. It's fine.
So I've made up my mind
that I never want to do anything
that's going to hurt you again,
after the last time.
And that's why I've been trying
to call you so I can tell you that I'm
pregnant.
Call me back when you get this. Okay?
That's why I've been trying to call you
so I can tell you that I'm pregnant.
pregnant.
Bro, you need to leave the club right now.
-Why?
-For fighting the lady.
-I didn't fight
-No, no! He's my boyfriend, relax.
-You need to leave.
-No! We've settled jor.
What's wrong with this guy?
He's my boyfriend. Calm down. Guy!
-You need to leave, please!
-Calm down. We've settled.
Guy what's your problem now?
Stop!
IJ!
Leave me alone!
Leave me!
Put me down!
Leave me alone! Leave me!
You will go out there
and survive the next three days.
Officer!
Officer!
Officer!
Officer!
Leave me alone!
You will go out there
and survive the next three days.
If you do and then, I will bless you.
I saw you on the roadside.
Do you have a name?
Yoshua.
What about your family?
Why am I tied?
Are you mad?
Don't kill him!
Bury him alive. Are you crazy?
As soon as they pay the balance.
That's not a problem.
Everything is sorted out.
That's not a problem.
But mind you, I don't joke with my work.
Let them pay the balance.
Is the food running?
What's wrong with you?
-Finish digging, then you can eat!
-Boss, we have finished digging.
Then finish the job.
Back to life!
Once the swelling in the brain went down,
I was positive he would pull through.
This guy is a miracle.
Yo, I am so sorry this happened to you.
Honestly, I came as soon as I heard.
So sorry.
How are you feeling?
What day is it today?
Monday.
You survived, man.
This is your opportunity to go back.
If you choose, though,
to cross this bridge with me
I will make your life so different.
If you follow me on this,
there are two things
that I would need you to do.
But I can't tell you yet
until you become family.
So think carefully.
Do you want to go forward
or would you like to go back?
Forward?
Then forward it is.
Close your eyes.
Welcome my son.
Like I promised, I would bless you
beyond your imagination.
From this day forth,
anything you desire is yours.
As you think, so shall it be
and in abundance.
I will give you everything
that your heart can dream of.
I require one thing from you.
And I expect one thing of you.
Just the way you were brought,
you will bring me someone.
Someone who will become my child!
So that I can bless this person
as I have blessed everyone else
and as I will bless you.
A child you bring, once he starts
the process cannot stop it.
If he does, he will die.
And so will you.
But you have five years
to deliver on my request.
Number two, what I expect of you.
You will not father a child.
Simple.
I'm a jealous mother, you see.
If you do
The first heartbeat
that your seed will have,
you will start to die.
Do I make myself clear?
Take my hands.
Nene, have mercy!
I'm dying!
Mercy!
Oh!
Have mercy
What you just saw, was my last child
and how he disobeyed me.
He died.
Welcome home, my son.
Yo, my man.
I am so proud of you, man.
You said there was no blood.
Yeah.
Is that what you call blood?
Relax man.
Let me fix you a drink.
You are the latest billionaire in town!
Hi Yo.
-Welcome.
-I don't understand.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
Does your sister know about this?
Only the people in this family
know about this family.
I shouldn't have to tell you that.
How's the politics thing going?
Back and forth like a pendulum.
It requires lots of money.
But you did say
that money was never a problem.
In politics, you need money
to make things happen.
What I wanted hasn't yet come, Nene.
When you initially came to me,
I asked what you wanted.
You said power.
Money
Money is easy.
But power
Be patient.
Then my marriage
What about your marriage?
I want out.
He beats me.
Look around, Nkem.
All the women here.
Do you think
that their marriages are happy?
No children.
No divorce.
My husband has moved out of the house.
No children.
No divorce.
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Happy birthday!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hey Yo!
Over here!
My billionaire friend.
Yeah!
I want to crave your indulgence
to make a toast to our friend.
Yes!
My friend and brother.
Yo, you are a very strong man.
Yes!
I try.
And you are a very hardworking man.
But most importantly,
you are a very very blessed man.
-Blessed, I know I'm blessed.
-Amen!
So, this day, I want to make a toast.
-To more success!
-Yes!
Amen.
-To good health!
-Yes!
Amen.
Most importantly to safe sex.
I know what you did there.
Hi Yo.
I've been trying to call you
and clearly you're still mad at me.
And I understand. It's fine.
So I've made up my mind
that I never want to do anything
that's going to hurt you again,
after the last time.
And that's why I've been trying
to call you so I can tell you that I'm
pregnant.
Call me back when you get this. Okay?
That's why I've been trying to call you
so I can tell you that I'm pregnant.
pregnant.