Lip Sync Battle (2015) s01e03 Episode Script
Anne Hathaway vs. Emily Blunt
Friends say it's fine friends say it's good everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll ohhhhh well, it's plain to see you were meant for me yeah, I'm your boy, your 20th century toy Please welcome hip hop icon What's up?! our host, LL Cool J.
Got to love it! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the freshest show on TV "Lip Sync Battle"! Now, you've seen it dominate Late-Night and the Internet, and now lip-syncing celebrities are in prime time.
We've got an incredible lineup for you tonight.
And when I say "incredible", I mean incredible, okay? To make sure we don't miss a beat, please welcome our colorful commentator the lovely Chrissy Teigen.
Hi.
Mwah! Hi.
She'll be keeping the party going tonight with her wild style reactions.
Go, Chrissy! Go, Chrissy! Oh, oh, oh.
Tonight, two of the most powerful stars of the big screen face off in a "Devil Wears Prada" reunion battle.
It's about to get real.
Chrissy, Chrissy, you ready? Holy cow! I'm so excited right now.
I cannot believe what's happening.
We have two, like, really A-list people tonight.
I'm so excited.
Are you guys excited? Here's how it breaks down round 1, each star gives us a stripped-down performance.
Easy, easy, tiger.
Easy.
Round 2 is a full-blown concert.
Anything they want dancers, costumes, special effects.
Sky's the limit.
All right? The audience, you guys are our judge and jury.
All right? You decide who takes the title, and the coolest prize ever the Lip Sync championship belt.
Are you ready? Let the battle begin! They're best friends, best friends.
But tonight, they'll be facing off.
From Brooklyn, New York, she won an Oscar for actually singing in "Les Mis" let's see how she does with the mic off the stunning Anne Hathaway.
Her opponent might be from the posh suburbs of London, but she's still got swagger.
Golden Globe winner, the incomparable and breathtaking Emily Blunt.
Okay, so, who goes first? Um Who was Meryl Streep's first assistant in "Devil Wears Prada"? Well, in that case, Emily, have a seat.
Anne, come on up.
- Now, Anne.
- Yeah.
You look like you're ready for battle.
You look like you're ready for war.
You look armed and dangerous.
- I do? - You do.
Good.
Then you believe me.
I do believe you.
Well, striking first with Mary J.
Blige's "Love" here's Anne Hathaway! Well, it was like a party but the kids seem to scatter off you told me all those lies that I said you did and I can't give you one more chance but I betcha I will show you that the pick of a litter comes a little thicker then I said it would and it's been coming for a long time better stop playin me', start lovin' me I ain't the same woman giving away love for free all my life sitting 'round, thinking how to please you been flyin so long that my screws are loose but I paid my dues, now it's time to move 'cause I'm sick and tired of playing the fool 'cause you play to lose and I play to win tried not to sin, tried to be your friend l let's get you ready for another, another lifetime o our position is just to see what you can do v become a victim on the verge I'll kick your ass now e this is serious, so you'll know what to do you been wasting time are you out of your mind? Well, you show me some love l o yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah v ohh-whoa-ohh e this is serious, so you'll know what to do yeah Emily, Emily, are you feeling the love or the hate right now? - What are you feeling? - Oh.
- Oh, um - That.
I'm not concerned.
I mean, I'm all right, you know? I mean, I thought it was cheap to have done all that stuff, you know? That's easy.
No, no, no, to be fair guys, guys, guys, Emily knows cheap.
Anne, you head on over to the V.
I.
P.
Oh, cheap.
I just want to hug him all the time.
Cheap.
Emily, come on over.
Oh, god.
No pressure.
No pressure.
Did you know that Anne was gonna come out here and deliver that, that, that, that I thought she was gonna do a show tune, to be honest.
Okay, so, how are you gonna step up? What are you gonna do? I'm gonna take it back a little and do "No Diggity" by Blackstreet.
Okay.
Yes! You know what I like the playettes no diggity, no doubt I like the way you work it no diggity I got to bag it up bag it up I like the way you work it no diggity I got to bag it up 'cause that's my peeps and we rolls deep flying first class from New York City to Blackstreet what you know about me, not a [Bleep.]
thing Cartier wooded frames sported by my shortie as for me, icy gleaming pinky diamond ring we be's the baddest clique up on the scene ain't you getting bored with these fake [Bleep.]
broads I shows and proves, no doubt, I predicted so please excuse, if I come across rude that's just me and that's how a playette's got to be stay kicking game with a capital G ask the peoples on my block, I'm as real as can be word is born, faking moves never been my thing so, Teddy pass the word to your [Bleep.]
chauncy I'll be sitting in the car, let's say around 3:30 Queen Pen and Blackstreet it's no diggity, no diggity no doubt, baby I like the way you work it no diggity I got to bag it up hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo hey yo, that girl looks good hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo no diggity, I got to bag it up yeah we out, we out Yo.
Wow! Yo, I feel like I'm at the right party right now.
You're doing "No Diggity" no doubt.
I like the way you work it.
- Yeah.
- Do you what "I got to bag it up" do you know what that means? I mean, it's something filthy, but it's, you know She told you.
I'm cheap.
I'm cheap.
Sorry I I'm really happy for you.
I'm gonna let you finish.
I'm And I love Beyoncé.
I'm happy for you.
I'm really happy for you.
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
- Yo, that's crazy.
- Sick.
- So, Emily, join Anne right over there - Okay.
in the V.
I.
P.
section.
Enjoy that vodka.
All right When we come back, the designer gloves come off round 2, Emily versus Anne.
The pressure to stay in sync continues on L.
S.
B.
Got to bag it up yeah Unwind your mind you show me some love "Lip Sync Battle" is back.
Tonight, it's Hathaway versus Blunt.
Now it's time for round 2.
Are you guys ready? Okay, first up, let's see how Emily prepared for the performance of her life.
Those aren't right.
No.
I've been super-method about it.
Is this a joke? These are not her glasses! I've been screaming at everybody pretty much all day 'cause I don't want a voice.
You want water, or do you want hot tea? No hot water.
And I guarantee that Anne Hathaway is in full voice right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You can't use that here.
Thanks anyway.
I've already seen what you're doing.
- I'm not worried.
- Have you? Bodega, bodega, bodega, bodega, bodega You need mobility.
Benedict Cumberbatch.
Consonance.
I'm gonna pick up your feet and mop you.
Benedict Cumberbatch.
Cumberbatch.
This goddess that I'm about to portray out there, she's pretty wild, and she doesn't take showers.
But you know what? I live to give, and this is art.
This is gonna stand the test of time.
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on didn't I make you feel like you were the only man? Yeah, and didn't I give you nearly everything that a woman possibly can? Honey, you know I did and each time I tell myself that I well, I think I've had enough but I'm gonna show you, baby, that a woman can be tough I want you to come on, come on, come on come on and take it take another little piece of my heart now, baby oh, oh, break it break another little bit of my heart now, darling, yeah come on now have another little piece of my heart now, baby you know you got it whaaaa! Take it take another little piece of my heart now, baby oh, oh, break it break another little bit of my heart now, darling yeah, yeah, yeah - oh, oh, have a - Oh, my god! have another little piece of my heart now, baby you know you got it, child, if it makes you feel good Yo! I feel like I was at the Woodstock after party.
That was pretty nuts.
That was pretty crazy.
Balls flying all over the place.
So, Anne Yeah.
Was that trippy? Look, I give it to her.
That took balls.
What?! So, Emily, tell the audience what was going through your mind and your heart and your soul when you were singing that song? Oh, my god.
I mean, more than anything, just trying to crush Anne Hathaway up here.
But, um Emily, have a seat, relax in the V.
I.
P.
Now, I can't wait to get a reaction from our colorful commentator Chrissy Teigen.
Chrissy? Are you okay? I got blunted.
I did it.
I got it.
Ohhhhhhh! - Oh, I got blunted, I got blunted - Amazing! You've been blunted.
All right, so look, everybody, Emily took a little piece of our hearts.
When we come back, Anne is gonna try to a big piece of Emily.
Round 2 continues in the most insane competition on TV "Lip Sync Battle".
Yeah, take it It's on and poppin', y'all.
Take another little piece of my heart now, baby Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle".
The girl fight of the century Anne Hathaway versus Emily Blunt.
This is round 2 where it's all on the line.
Our contenders are bringing out the big guns and all kinds of tricks for a last shot at the belt.
Let's see how Anne got ready for her do-or-die performance.
Something dark going on.
Nobody had seen her, then I heard this, like, weird kind of humming or something coming out of her dressing room.
I accidentally walked into her wardrobe room, and there were, like, cloaks.
Anne has a very, very secretive process.
You look really pretty, by the way, like gorgeous.
She doesn't want anybody to know what she's doing.
I called her once, and she just picked up and went "shhhh".
I haven't heard anything but chanting.
Finally, she called me, she said, "okay, listen, I'm doing Beethoven's fifth.
" And I went, "there aren't any words in that.
" And she hung up.
I think they're friends.
I'm not sure, though.
Emily's performance? So good.
Like, literally, I loved it.
You got to watch that one.
You know what I mean? Is that from Hathaway? Yes, I did make the doll for Emily.
She's so just beautiful, and she has the most amazing body and, like, that's what friendship is built on, right just being happy for her.
We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain we jumped, never asking why we kissed, I fell under your spell a love no one could deny don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you - Oh, man - I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love all I wanted was to break your walls all you ever did was wre-e-e-ck me yeah, you, you wre-e-e-ck me I never meant to start a war I just wanted you to let me in and instead of using force I guess I should've let you win I never meant to start a war I just wanted you to let me in I guess I should've let you win don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love all I wanted was to break your walls all you ever did was wre-e-e-ck me I came in like a wrecking ball yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung left me crashing in a blazing fall all you ever did was wre-e-e-ck me yeah, you, you wreck me - No! - Wow! I know! So, so, I mean, that performance actually had balls.
Got to say, guys, come on, that was just all Miley.
- How much do we love Miley? - Much love to Miley Cyrus.
You think you wrecked it? I mean, what do you think? What do you think just happened? Um, I think that the audience was amazing.
- Did I wreck it? - Yeah.
I don't know.
I think we're gonna just have to find out.
But got a lot of love for the hippie over there.
- Got a lot of love for the hippie.
- No.
All right, so, what's harder I have to say, I have to say, this hippie's balls just got wrecked.
Like, annihilated.
Like, they're dust.
- Amazing - What's harder lip syncing, riding the wrecking ball, or winning an Oscar? Only one of them feels natural And it's the freakin' wrecking ball.
Whoa! There you go! Anne, have a seat, relax.
Get some rest in the V.
I.
P.
Oh, I love it, I love it, I love it.
All right, well, the besties have battled all night, but who walks out of here champion? Two girls, one belt find out when "LSB" returns.
I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll Welcome back.
It's the moment of truth! Emily and Anne went lip to lip in battle, but only of them can be the L.
S.
B.
champion.
Emily dug deep and channeled her inner rock goddess Janis Joplin.
Anne got on a wrecking ball and tore this place apart.
Who's gonna add this badass Lip Sync belt to their wardrobe tonight? Chrissy, are you ready? - I'm so ready.
- Come on over, Chris.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Okay, you're the judge and jury.
Is it Anne? Or is it Emily? All right.
The winner and "Lip Sync Battle" champion Anne Hathaway! Thank you to Anne and Emily for going all in.
Shout out to the fans watching at home, all the millions watching online.
And on behalf of me and Chrissy, keep on syncing in the free world.
Ladies and gentlemen, knock 'em out the box, L.
Knock them out, L.
I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love all I wanted was to break your walls all you ever did was wre-e-e-ck me I came in like a wrecking ball yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung We love you! "Lip Sync Battle" loves you.
All you ever did was wre-e-eck me yeah, you, you wre-e
Got to love it! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the freshest show on TV "Lip Sync Battle"! Now, you've seen it dominate Late-Night and the Internet, and now lip-syncing celebrities are in prime time.
We've got an incredible lineup for you tonight.
And when I say "incredible", I mean incredible, okay? To make sure we don't miss a beat, please welcome our colorful commentator the lovely Chrissy Teigen.
Hi.
Mwah! Hi.
She'll be keeping the party going tonight with her wild style reactions.
Go, Chrissy! Go, Chrissy! Oh, oh, oh.
Tonight, two of the most powerful stars of the big screen face off in a "Devil Wears Prada" reunion battle.
It's about to get real.
Chrissy, Chrissy, you ready? Holy cow! I'm so excited right now.
I cannot believe what's happening.
We have two, like, really A-list people tonight.
I'm so excited.
Are you guys excited? Here's how it breaks down round 1, each star gives us a stripped-down performance.
Easy, easy, tiger.
Easy.
Round 2 is a full-blown concert.
Anything they want dancers, costumes, special effects.
Sky's the limit.
All right? The audience, you guys are our judge and jury.
All right? You decide who takes the title, and the coolest prize ever the Lip Sync championship belt.
Are you ready? Let the battle begin! They're best friends, best friends.
But tonight, they'll be facing off.
From Brooklyn, New York, she won an Oscar for actually singing in "Les Mis" let's see how she does with the mic off the stunning Anne Hathaway.
Her opponent might be from the posh suburbs of London, but she's still got swagger.
Golden Globe winner, the incomparable and breathtaking Emily Blunt.
Okay, so, who goes first? Um Who was Meryl Streep's first assistant in "Devil Wears Prada"? Well, in that case, Emily, have a seat.
Anne, come on up.
- Now, Anne.
- Yeah.
You look like you're ready for battle.
You look like you're ready for war.
You look armed and dangerous.
- I do? - You do.
Good.
Then you believe me.
I do believe you.
Well, striking first with Mary J.
Blige's "Love" here's Anne Hathaway! Well, it was like a party but the kids seem to scatter off you told me all those lies that I said you did and I can't give you one more chance but I betcha I will show you that the pick of a litter comes a little thicker then I said it would and it's been coming for a long time better stop playin me', start lovin' me I ain't the same woman giving away love for free all my life sitting 'round, thinking how to please you been flyin so long that my screws are loose but I paid my dues, now it's time to move 'cause I'm sick and tired of playing the fool 'cause you play to lose and I play to win tried not to sin, tried to be your friend l let's get you ready for another, another lifetime o our position is just to see what you can do v become a victim on the verge I'll kick your ass now e this is serious, so you'll know what to do you been wasting time are you out of your mind? Well, you show me some love l o yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah v ohh-whoa-ohh e this is serious, so you'll know what to do yeah Emily, Emily, are you feeling the love or the hate right now? - What are you feeling? - Oh.
- Oh, um - That.
I'm not concerned.
I mean, I'm all right, you know? I mean, I thought it was cheap to have done all that stuff, you know? That's easy.
No, no, no, to be fair guys, guys, guys, Emily knows cheap.
Anne, you head on over to the V.
I.
P.
Oh, cheap.
I just want to hug him all the time.
Cheap.
Emily, come on over.
Oh, god.
No pressure.
No pressure.
Did you know that Anne was gonna come out here and deliver that, that, that, that I thought she was gonna do a show tune, to be honest.
Okay, so, how are you gonna step up? What are you gonna do? I'm gonna take it back a little and do "No Diggity" by Blackstreet.
Okay.
Yes! You know what I like the playettes no diggity, no doubt I like the way you work it no diggity I got to bag it up bag it up I like the way you work it no diggity I got to bag it up 'cause that's my peeps and we rolls deep flying first class from New York City to Blackstreet what you know about me, not a [Bleep.]
thing Cartier wooded frames sported by my shortie as for me, icy gleaming pinky diamond ring we be's the baddest clique up on the scene ain't you getting bored with these fake [Bleep.]
broads I shows and proves, no doubt, I predicted so please excuse, if I come across rude that's just me and that's how a playette's got to be stay kicking game with a capital G ask the peoples on my block, I'm as real as can be word is born, faking moves never been my thing so, Teddy pass the word to your [Bleep.]
chauncy I'll be sitting in the car, let's say around 3:30 Queen Pen and Blackstreet it's no diggity, no diggity no doubt, baby I like the way you work it no diggity I got to bag it up hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo hey yo, that girl looks good hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo no diggity, I got to bag it up yeah we out, we out Yo.
Wow! Yo, I feel like I'm at the right party right now.
You're doing "No Diggity" no doubt.
I like the way you work it.
- Yeah.
- Do you what "I got to bag it up" do you know what that means? I mean, it's something filthy, but it's, you know She told you.
I'm cheap.
I'm cheap.
Sorry I I'm really happy for you.
I'm gonna let you finish.
I'm And I love Beyoncé.
I'm happy for you.
I'm really happy for you.
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
- Yo, that's crazy.
- Sick.
- So, Emily, join Anne right over there - Okay.
in the V.
I.
P.
section.
Enjoy that vodka.
All right When we come back, the designer gloves come off round 2, Emily versus Anne.
The pressure to stay in sync continues on L.
S.
B.
Got to bag it up yeah Unwind your mind you show me some love "Lip Sync Battle" is back.
Tonight, it's Hathaway versus Blunt.
Now it's time for round 2.
Are you guys ready? Okay, first up, let's see how Emily prepared for the performance of her life.
Those aren't right.
No.
I've been super-method about it.
Is this a joke? These are not her glasses! I've been screaming at everybody pretty much all day 'cause I don't want a voice.
You want water, or do you want hot tea? No hot water.
And I guarantee that Anne Hathaway is in full voice right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You can't use that here.
Thanks anyway.
I've already seen what you're doing.
- I'm not worried.
- Have you? Bodega, bodega, bodega, bodega, bodega You need mobility.
Benedict Cumberbatch.
Consonance.
I'm gonna pick up your feet and mop you.
Benedict Cumberbatch.
Cumberbatch.
This goddess that I'm about to portray out there, she's pretty wild, and she doesn't take showers.
But you know what? I live to give, and this is art.
This is gonna stand the test of time.
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on didn't I make you feel like you were the only man? Yeah, and didn't I give you nearly everything that a woman possibly can? Honey, you know I did and each time I tell myself that I well, I think I've had enough but I'm gonna show you, baby, that a woman can be tough I want you to come on, come on, come on come on and take it take another little piece of my heart now, baby oh, oh, break it break another little bit of my heart now, darling, yeah come on now have another little piece of my heart now, baby you know you got it whaaaa! Take it take another little piece of my heart now, baby oh, oh, break it break another little bit of my heart now, darling yeah, yeah, yeah - oh, oh, have a - Oh, my god! have another little piece of my heart now, baby you know you got it, child, if it makes you feel good Yo! I feel like I was at the Woodstock after party.
That was pretty nuts.
That was pretty crazy.
Balls flying all over the place.
So, Anne Yeah.
Was that trippy? Look, I give it to her.
That took balls.
What?! So, Emily, tell the audience what was going through your mind and your heart and your soul when you were singing that song? Oh, my god.
I mean, more than anything, just trying to crush Anne Hathaway up here.
But, um Emily, have a seat, relax in the V.
I.
P.
Now, I can't wait to get a reaction from our colorful commentator Chrissy Teigen.
Chrissy? Are you okay? I got blunted.
I did it.
I got it.
Ohhhhhhh! - Oh, I got blunted, I got blunted - Amazing! You've been blunted.
All right, so look, everybody, Emily took a little piece of our hearts.
When we come back, Anne is gonna try to a big piece of Emily.
Round 2 continues in the most insane competition on TV "Lip Sync Battle".
Yeah, take it It's on and poppin', y'all.
Take another little piece of my heart now, baby Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle".
The girl fight of the century Anne Hathaway versus Emily Blunt.
This is round 2 where it's all on the line.
Our contenders are bringing out the big guns and all kinds of tricks for a last shot at the belt.
Let's see how Anne got ready for her do-or-die performance.
Something dark going on.
Nobody had seen her, then I heard this, like, weird kind of humming or something coming out of her dressing room.
I accidentally walked into her wardrobe room, and there were, like, cloaks.
Anne has a very, very secretive process.
You look really pretty, by the way, like gorgeous.
She doesn't want anybody to know what she's doing.
I called her once, and she just picked up and went "shhhh".
I haven't heard anything but chanting.
Finally, she called me, she said, "okay, listen, I'm doing Beethoven's fifth.
" And I went, "there aren't any words in that.
" And she hung up.
I think they're friends.
I'm not sure, though.
Emily's performance? So good.
Like, literally, I loved it.
You got to watch that one.
You know what I mean? Is that from Hathaway? Yes, I did make the doll for Emily.
She's so just beautiful, and she has the most amazing body and, like, that's what friendship is built on, right just being happy for her.
We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain we jumped, never asking why we kissed, I fell under your spell a love no one could deny don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you - Oh, man - I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love all I wanted was to break your walls all you ever did was wre-e-e-ck me yeah, you, you wre-e-e-ck me I never meant to start a war I just wanted you to let me in and instead of using force I guess I should've let you win I never meant to start a war I just wanted you to let me in I guess I should've let you win don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love all I wanted was to break your walls all you ever did was wre-e-e-ck me I came in like a wrecking ball yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung left me crashing in a blazing fall all you ever did was wre-e-e-ck me yeah, you, you wreck me - No! - Wow! I know! So, so, I mean, that performance actually had balls.
Got to say, guys, come on, that was just all Miley.
- How much do we love Miley? - Much love to Miley Cyrus.
You think you wrecked it? I mean, what do you think? What do you think just happened? Um, I think that the audience was amazing.
- Did I wreck it? - Yeah.
I don't know.
I think we're gonna just have to find out.
But got a lot of love for the hippie over there.
- Got a lot of love for the hippie.
- No.
All right, so, what's harder I have to say, I have to say, this hippie's balls just got wrecked.
Like, annihilated.
Like, they're dust.
- Amazing - What's harder lip syncing, riding the wrecking ball, or winning an Oscar? Only one of them feels natural And it's the freakin' wrecking ball.
Whoa! There you go! Anne, have a seat, relax.
Get some rest in the V.
I.
P.
Oh, I love it, I love it, I love it.
All right, well, the besties have battled all night, but who walks out of here champion? Two girls, one belt find out when "LSB" returns.
I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll Welcome back.
It's the moment of truth! Emily and Anne went lip to lip in battle, but only of them can be the L.
S.
B.
champion.
Emily dug deep and channeled her inner rock goddess Janis Joplin.
Anne got on a wrecking ball and tore this place apart.
Who's gonna add this badass Lip Sync belt to their wardrobe tonight? Chrissy, are you ready? - I'm so ready.
- Come on over, Chris.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Okay, you're the judge and jury.
Is it Anne? Or is it Emily? All right.
The winner and "Lip Sync Battle" champion Anne Hathaway! Thank you to Anne and Emily for going all in.
Shout out to the fans watching at home, all the millions watching online.
And on behalf of me and Chrissy, keep on syncing in the free world.
Ladies and gentlemen, knock 'em out the box, L.
Knock them out, L.
I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love all I wanted was to break your walls all you ever did was wre-e-e-ck me I came in like a wrecking ball yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung We love you! "Lip Sync Battle" loves you.
All you ever did was wre-e-eck me yeah, you, you wre-e