Lost in Oz (2015) s01e03 Episode Script

1 Previously on "Lost in Oz" Who do we have to thank for bringing the big guy back to life? Glinda the Good,would like to personally shake your hand.
If I can just show Pugmill the picture of me waking the Look Out, then he'll believe me.
My backpack! Our journal's in there, Toto.
The water of oblivion.
It ruined my journal.
What do you know about the magic crisis? Only everything.
He's got Glinda stuff all over the place.
There's got to be clues here, right? Wait.
You've got Dorothy and Toto on your insane conspiracy theory wall? They're kind of like the stars of it.
"Conspiracy theory" brings up so many negative connotations.
I prefer to call it my Magic Crisis evidence collage, which proves everything is interconnected and out to get us all.
Uhh.
And of course Toto and Dorothy are here.
They're here to save us.
And just like that, poof, your credibility has disappeared.
Reigh, sweetie pie, I'm doing a load of light.
How are you on undies? I've given them up, but thanks, Mom! Who exactly do you think we are? Great wizards from another dimension here to end the Magic Crisis and usher in a new golden age of Oz.
He's the brains, you're the muscle.
And I am your humble servant.
[ruff.]
Heh heh.
All hail Dorothy and Toto.
Great sorcerers from Kansas.
But they're not magic.
They can't be sorcerers.
- No offense.
- None taken.
Not magic? [cough.]
Look at the facts, man.
Dorothy and Toto flew a house into Emerald City on a magic tornado.
They used ozonium to wake up the Lookout.
They trapped the Crooked Magician and the Winged Monkeys in an infinite portal loop, inspired the Phanfasms to lay down their wands and sign the Growleywog Peace Accord.
Wait.
We didn't do that.
Yes, you did.
Phanfasm President First and Foremost is one of the statues you brought back to life.
You liberated him, and he signed the treaty.
And now you're here in my room.
[gasp.]
This is, like, the most magical thing that's ever happened to me.
Dude, you need to get out more.
Let's not forget that I was in the train station, too.
I think any notable witchcraft should be attributed to the actual witch in this crew.
What is that? Uh So we're a crew now? You wish.
Hey, careful with that.
It took me a lot of time to I mean You guys have been telling me that Glinda is impossible to find.
That sure looks like Glinda to me.
Don't even get me started on Glinda.
Why? What do you know? Oh, not much.
Only that Glinda is at the heart of the Magic Crisis and flying around the city inside her castle filled with more magic than she could use in her entire lifetime.
You got him started on Glinda.
Glinda flies her castle around the city? And it's filled with magic? When's her next appearance? Where's it gonna be? We have to get there.
These are all from before, when Glinda used to make totally random photo ops, grace us regular Ozians with a second of her time, and now she doesn't bother showing her face at all.
She's completely fallen off the map.
A map.
That's it.
If we can map out where Glinda's been, maybe we can figure out where she's going next.
I think you missed the point of my rant there.
Can someone talk some sense into her? - Nope.
- Not a chance.
Nothing's totally random.
There's got to be a pattern here.
We need to find the exact location of each sighting, plot them on a map, and they'll show us the pattern.
They'll show us the way to Glinda.
I got one.
Right there.
The Fish Face Fountain matches.
Mark it down, Ojo.
On Glandjuary? On Glandjuary 14, Glinda was spotted above New Winkie Town.
That's one down and 136 to go.
See? We can do this.
Uhh.
[ding.]
Dorothy: Little Utensia.
Glinda was here.
But she's gone now.
If I was behind the Magic Crisis, I'd hide, too.
You kind of hide as it is.
So once we crack the pattern, we'll be able to predict the time and location of Glinda's next appearance and get inside her flying castle before it vanishes again.
And finally expose Glinda for the elitist, opportunistic magic thief she really is.
Who's with me? [ruff.]
- [yawn.]
- Uhh.
We're finally getting somewhere.
We got ourselves a plan.
- [sigh.]
- Oh.
Reigh: Yeah, that even looks crazy to me.
[sigh.]
That's it.
I'm out.
This isn't going anywhere.
Wait a second.
If we line up the New Winkie Town sighting with the last Dunkatin Grove report She's right, Dorothy.
It's late.
And we've got school tomorrow.
I have school tomorrow, too, you know, in Kansas.
We got to Emerald City on our own, Toto.
We'll get home on our own, too.
[ruff ruff.]
That's strange.
The Lookout is in different spots in different pictures.
How did a giant statue move across the city? - [yawn.]
- I know there's a pattern here.
We just need some way to see the bigger picture.
[barking.]
If I had Grandpa's surveying scope back home, - maybe I could - [ruff.]
[ruff ruff.]
[ruff.]
Toto, our home is in Kansas, but our house is at the airport.
[grunt.]
Just [grunt.]
Uhh.
Dorothy.
- Huh? - Hmm? [squeak.]
Surveying scope.
Surveying scope.
It's got to be here.
Hey, Mom [sobbing.]
[whimpering.]
I want to go home.
[clatter.]
What exactly are you? Feathosphorus? Levitational magic? Whoa.
Uhh Oh! Hey! West? No! [sigh.]
Haven't we seen each other enough for one day? Look, I'm worried about Dorothy.
I don't feel right about the way we left things.
You and I are the only friends she's got here.
We need to What's that? Nothing.
You were saying that you're an insensitive friend? Please, go on.
Uh You stole that magic from the train! It was already stolen.
Dorothy needs that more than you do.
She needs magic to get home.
We all need magic for something, Ojo.
[sobbing.]
[ruff.]
Thanks, Toto.
Hmm.
Mom: Dorothy! Come outside! You've got to see this.
Mom, where did the moon go? It's a lunar eclipse.
As we spin around the sun, the moon spins around us.
And every once in a while, the pattern lines up just right.
So the moon is still there, even if you can't see it.
I don't get it.
Close your eyes.
Now where am I? I'm right here, too, Dorothy, even if you can't see me.
Honk.
[both giggling.]
[whistling.]
All right, Toto! Let's go, boy! Hey, you guys found me.
Not many mid-century ranch houses on the tarmac.
You didn't think I'd let you find Glinda on your own, did you? We're sorry we left you.
My magic collection.
I want you to have it.
It's not much, but it's the real thing.
I even have a piece of lardonium.
I mean, you have a piece of lardonium.
That's hypergravitational magic.
Wow.
Thanks, Ojo.
West, anything you'd like to add? Ehh, strange place you got here.
I'm happy to see you, too, West.
I think I'm on to something, and I'm gonna need your help, both of you.
I know the pattern is there, even if we can't see it.
Check this out.
On this map, Lookout Plaza is here on 135th and Track, right? But on the map in my book, it's over here on Track and 90th.
Reigh, in all your Glinda sighting data, is the Plaza ever in the same place twice? Nope.
Different spot each time.
Mm-hmm.
That's what I thought.
So the Plaza used to move.
Big deal.
I could have told you that.
It's a huge deal.
I think the movement of Glinda's castle is directly related to the movement of the Plaza.
Ojo, help me out.
I think it works just like this drawing kit.
You're the track.
I'm the Plaza.
Hold this steady.
It's awesome.
It's beautiful.
It's genius! You're a magical genius.
It's not magic.
It's mechanical, and I'm pretty good with machines.
One question.
The castle is still invisible.
This tells us where it's going, but how do we know when it gets there? Oh, you guys, look.
If we follow Dorothy's pattern, Glinda's castle shows up every six and a third turns.
It's predictable.
But it only works when the Plaza is moving.
So we'll find Glinda if we can find a stuck enormous city plaza.
Exactly.
The Plaza is directly above us.
We have to get into those gears to see how they move.
Uh, oh, no.
- Aah! Don't drop me! - Gotcha.
I don't like heights.
I don't like tight spaces.
I don't like anything about this situation! Looks like these gears haven't turned in forever.
Not since the Plaza stopped moving.
Nearly a year ago.
We have to find the engine.
What's strong enough to power these giant gears? It looks like those big beveled gears somehow connect way up there.
I want to see what's up at the top.
- Uhh! - [ruff.]
Aah! Toto, be careful.
[ruff.]
[panting.]
No, no, no.
A kiss of encouragement.
Toto believes in me.
You can do this, Reigh.
Mind over matter.
Mind over ridiculously terrifying matter.
Yaah! I did it! Did you see that? I totally overcame my fear of Aah! heights.
- [ruff.]
- Don't look at me.
It's a free wheel.
It's a fear wheel.
This gear above us drops down to connect with the free wheel, and that moves the drive train It's like a giant version of the clutch in my mom's station wagon.
Whatever is directly above us must be the engine.
- [panting.]
- The Ferris wheel.
The Ferris wheel is the engine.
Oh, that is so cool.
So if we can start the Ferris wheel, we move the Plaza.
If we move the Plaza, we reveal the castle.
If we reveal the castle, we find Glinda.
And I thought the lion was crazy.
It sounds insane, but it makes sense.
The Ferris wheel shot down the same day the Plaza stopped moving.
That's right, when Glinda declared mandatory rations on recreational magic.
It's all connected, man.
Yeah, well, it's not connected yet.
We have to get this wheel to turn.
Guys, this thing runs on magic.
Levitational magic, to be exact.
Pretty hard to come by.
If only someone we knew had a little feathosphorus in their possession, some close friend.
I'm not that close.
I mean, what would be the chances that someone we know personally has the very magic we need? And not even something she worked for.
Just something she had absolutely no right to take yet still somehow has on her.
Who, West? All right! Fine! Take over my bedroom! Take over my magic! Take over my life! Oh, that's so sweet, in your Westy kind of way.
[whining.]
Toto, drop it.
West, you sure? No.
Yes.
Take it.
Thank you, seriously.
This better work, Munchkin.
Guys, only magically trained personnel should operate machinery.
- Me? - [ruff ruff.]
No way.
I've never driven anything like this.
- There's no way.
- None of us have the same command of magic that you have.
What are you talking about? You're an encyclopedia of magic.
I'm merely an aficionado.
You're a practitioner.
It's got to be you.
Guys, we're all fantastic.
Now can someone please give it a shot? [sigh.]
Yes.
Huh? No, no.
Oh.
Oh.
No.
West? This isn't some little classroom experiment.
I told you.
I can't do this.
You totally can.
You got this.
Just ease into it.
[exhale.]
That's it.
Slow.
You're doing great.
Easy does it.
Yeah! What It's working.
You got it, West.
Huh? [shouting.]
Ha! Good with machines.
Dorothy, you are a genius! - Keep going, West! - [ruff ruff.]
Oh, my.
Glinda.
Glinda! We need to get to higher ground fast.
Wait! Safety first! All right, Toto, we have to jump on.
Stay with me.
1, 2 Wait.
West, slow it down.
I can't! I I can't stop! Good.
Don't.
We can't risk stalling out again.
- Ready? - [ruff.]
Wait.
It's moving too fast.
Use the lardonium.
Its gravitational field will pull you in.
[gasp.]
It's only enough to last a couple minutes.
We only have a couple seconds.
Hurry, Ojo.
The castle is coming.
Got it! Go! Go! - Aah! - [Toto howling.]
Whoa! Toto, I think we're going to make it! [engine running.]
Fitz.
Ha ha ha! Beautiful night for a ride of amusement, eh, Dorothy? Monkeys, fly! Toto, we're stuck! The lardonium has our feet glued down.
- Whoa! - [howling.]
Ohh! Monkeys, practice round is over! This time, we take the tourists out! [gasp.]
The hat controls the monkeys! Get them back down here! Whoa! Hey.
I admire a fighter who goes down swinging.
Then you're gonna love us.
Here we go, Toto.
Just like playing catch in the park.
You got this, Toto! Yes! Nice grab, Toto! Aah! You missed them! What's the matter with you monkeys? Turn around! [grunt.]
Lose something? Aah! Oh, whatever.
It's just a hat.
I'm still your boss.
Now fly! Fly! W-W-Wait.
Aah! [grunting.]
Clean yourself up, Futz.
You work for the Bureau, for crying out loud.
- [laughing.]
- [ruff ruff.]
Toto! You moved your paw! The hypergravitational field is disappearing! And so in Glinda's castle! Whoa! Toto! Whoa! Monkeys, fly! Huh? Ruh.
Aah! Go, Dorothy! Ha! Still think they're not magic? Ha! The magic's almost gone! Hurry, Dorothy! Giddyup! Hyah! This is it, Toto.
All the magic we need is inside that castle.
Glinda! - Yes! - She's in! Toto, we made it.
We're going home.
[ruff ruff.]
Aah! - Hi, there.
- [gasp.]
It's me.
Scarecrow.
Uh Wonderful to see you again! Again?