Man vs. Bee (2022) s01e03 Episode Script

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- [ALARM BEEPING]
- [THEME MUSIC PLAYING GENTLY]
[TREVOR IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] 1748.
[SIGHS]
Morning, Cupcake.
- Right.
- [SOFT WHINE]
Let's get you your special food.
- [CUPCAKE WHIMPERS EXCITEDLY]
- There you go.
[SOFT THUD]
[DRAWER CLICKS]
[SIGHS CONTENTEDLY]
- [ENJOYING] Hm.
- [BUZZING]
[YOGHURT SPLATS ON THE FLOOR]
[TUTS] Oh!
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
Oh, hello, good morning.
- Good morning, Sir. Sorry to disturb you.
- Oh, that's all right.
- Are you the owner of this property?
- [LAUGHS BASHFULLY] Oh, no.
[SING SONG] No, oh
[BEE BUZZES INSIDE HIS TROUSERS]
[GROWLS] No
- You're not the property owner?
- [SHAKILY] No, I'm here temporarily
[SPLUTTERING] while, while the owners,
- while the owners are away.
- [FINGERS CRACKLE]
[SIGHS AND GRUNTS]
- I'm the house-sitter.
- [FLAPPING NOISE]
[CLAPS]
Okay, well uhm we had a notification
- of an alarm being activated.
- [SHRIEKS] Ooh!
[COVERING] Oh! Oh, Really?
Really? [WHIMPERING] Eee, ooo
An alarm? Right.
Oh, right.
But it was de-set
before we could send someone out.
[GRUNTING]
Uh, so is everything okay?
Oh, yes. I'm fine, thank you. Yes, yes.
Yes, just got a few things to
get on with around the house.
- [WHIMPERING]
- [FLAPPING]
Thank you so much for coming.
- [DOOR THUDS]
- [RAPID BREATHING]
[UNZIPPING]
[BUZZING]
[BUZZING]
- Ha.
- [STAPLER CLACKS]
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
[SLIDING]
- [BUZZING]
- [INCOHERENT UTTERING]
[TEARING NOISE]
[GROANS]
- Oh.
- [CLICK]
[GETTING AN IDEA] Ha
[WHEELBARROW SQUEAKING]
[DOORS CREAK]
- [CLICK]
- Yes!
[WHOOSH OF FIRE]
[SOFT AWKWARD WHIMPER]
[WHOOSH OF FLAMES]
- [CLICK]
- Ah!
- Ha!
- [SOFT WHINE]
- [DRAWER SLIDES OPEN]
- [CLANKS]
Good.
[DOG PAWS CLACK ON THE FLOOR]
[LICKING]
[BUZZING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
Ha!
- [SLAM]
- Yes!
[PHONE RINGS]
- [RINGTONE]
- Oh, hello.
Is everything all right?
[AWKWARDLY] Yes, fine.
It's just that we had a call
from the security company.
They said the alarm had gone off.
Oh, did you? No, no,
nothing to worry about.
Uh, just a little mix-up with the codes.
How's Cupcake? Is she eating her food?
Oh, uh, yes. Yes. She's, she's eating
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
[MOURNFULLY] Oh
What?
Oh, uh, nothing.
[FALSELY NONCHALANT]
Nothing, it's all, it's all fine.
[TREVOR WHISPERS] No!
- Did something happen?
- Um no, no, all good here.
- [CUPCAKE GROANS AND WHINES]
- [STOMACH RUMBLES]
[LOUD FART]
Oops. Pardon me.
Can I see Cupcake?
Uh, yes. Yes, absolutely.
Um, why don't I jus
[FRUSTRATED] Ugh!
He froze.
[TAPS]
Oh
[CUPCAKE WHINES, FARTS]
[SLOPPY FART]
- [RESIGNEDLY] Ugh.
- [CUPCAKE WHINES]
- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
- Right!
[SIGHS]
[PENSIVELY] Hmmm!
- Oh! Oh, dear.
- [CUPCAKE'S STOMACH GURGLES]
[CLANKS OPEN]
[GRUNTING]
- Ha!
- [BUZZING]
[EPIC FREEDOM MUSIC PLAYS]
[WINGS FLUTTERING]
[DETERMINED MUSIC PLAYING]
[TREVOR PANTING]
Huh!
- [MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
- [BUZZING DEEPENS]
- [SIGHS]
- [DEFEATED MUSIC PLAYING]
- [RATTLING]
- Huh?
[BUZZING]
[CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYS]