Mary & George (2024) s01e03 Episode Script

The following programme
contains strong language
and scenes of a sexual nature.
You are like the plague.
Always there, however
much you bash it away.
John needs a future, too.
Sir Edward Coke is looking for a
soft man to wed his young daughter.
What sort of Lady is she? I hear
rumours, nothing of the sort.
And I might just believe
them. A paragon of evil
told me I must tell
him all I know of you.
Take me. Bury me.
- I wanna forget who I am.
- (BOTH GROAN)
(CELLO MUSIC PLAYS)
- Where are we?
- Patience.
- Well, you're never patient with me.
- Ah. Still.
(KISSES)
- (FINGERS CLICK)
- A private concert?
Won't we wait for the music's end?
I don't like spectators.
Ignore him. He's nothing.
- Who's there? Are there other
- No.
Every touch is mine.
Every kiss. Every inch of length.
- Me.
- (MOANS)
(MOANS SOFTLY)
- Well, who were they?
- Who?
- Who?
- (CHUCKLES)
You're funny.
But know I only want you.
Are you sure?
There isn't another you want even more?
(CELLO MUSIC RESUMES)
I sometimes wonder
if you mean to hold me
not so much by love as
as by awe.
Love IS awe.
(MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY)
See? He's mine.
(KISSING AND HEAVY BREATHING)
(DOOR BANGS)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
(LIGHT TAPPING)
My ma had the same gift as I
and she would warn me, "Girl
'tis a dangerous game
to know our future.
Bad enough we must live it."
Oh, I quite like danger.
I see.
What else? What else do you see?
Tis a delicate thing fate.
How it breaks ya. For or against ya.
But I see
matters are astir.
The winds of change will blow. Hm.
And if you are ready to
proudly wear a false face
blood will fall.
But not yours.
Now, at the finish
your victory
is assured.
SANDIE: Are we dry, yet? I know I am.
Don't make me laugh, it's unhelpful.
Then stop your nervousness. Or
you'll sweat your face right off.
It doesn't matter you've
never been to court before.
You are ready for the King.
(MUFFLED CHATTER)
(DOOR CLUNKS)
(CHATTER CONTINUES)
(CHATTER FADES)
(CHATTER RESUMES)
WOMAN: What is she wearing?
What are you doing? You
haven't written for weeks.
How is the King?
I don't know.
Somerset has had me too busy to know.
- What the fuck have you done with your face?
- Busy doing what?
Anything low. Away from James.
So he and his Scots can toy
with me and treat me like shit.
They trick me. They hurt me.
I don't know where I'm
safe or what to believe.
What happened to Sir
David? It was easier before.
- He just upped and vanished.
- No. Forget about him. He's gone.
(LAUGHTER AND CHATTER)
I played music in a veil,
for the King and Somerset and
a few others, while they all
- What? Why?
- I was told I was playing at a secret meeting
between Somerset and
a Catholic agitator.
- I know.
- You are here to be close to the King
- and that's what you must do.
- I'm trying.
- The whole bedchamber's against me.
- (GROANS) No!
How many times have you had the King?
(PANTING AND MOANING) Twice.
Unless you count manual.
(PANTING) No.
- No. He worships you.
- (MOANS)
Ah, you perfect creature of God.
Always round up. You've
had the King thrice.
Somerset won't let me a fourth.
- Not everything's in his power.
- (APPLAUSE)
What isn't in HIS is in HERS.
(SCOFFS) They're both monsters.
Only children believe in monsters.
Or those raised by one.
Where are you going?
Hm. Maybe George has another little
concert of the flesh to perform at?
- Oh, fuck off.
- (LAUGHS)
Yes, let it out.
Or perhaps your son had the
best idea? An early exit?
Who dressed you? A prostitute?
I heard you have one.
Careful.
Your first day in court.
Let it not be your last.
And look!
Even your phlegm is off-colour.
You should learn from
HER. Countess Somerset.
- That's how you dress.
- (MUSIC PLAYS)
What are we playing
today? What are we playing?
Can I have a little go?
- En garde, Your Majesty.
- Huh?
(BEMUSED CHATTER)
(GRUNTING AND GROANING)
- (GUESTS GASP AND APPLAUD)
- Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha!
Alright. A little light-headed.
Enough's enough. Bring me my wine.
Thank you. (GROANS)
(GUESTS GASP)
You're gonna kill
your King, are you? Eh?
Eh?
Why don't you give
me a wee kiss instead?
- Come here.
- Mm.
- Agh.
- (GUESTS GASP)
(GRUNTS)
Ah
- Ach.
- Oh.
Oh, my wee little rabbit, it'll be OK.
- It'll be OK.
- Oh.
Ahh.
- Agh!
- (GUESTS GASP)
Not the first body the Somersets
have slain apparently.
Et tu Countess.
Though the other did
not stand again and bow.
I'm so sorry, Caesar.
- (GRUNTS)
- He made me do it.
- (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
- Enjoy the show, won't you, darling?
(LAUGHTER)
(LIVELY CHATTER)
- (WAILS)
- Keep going. Nearly there.
Wah! Wa-agh!
- I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
- You? Christ! What for?
- My wife.
- Apology not accepted.
I still think a union of
my Frances and your John
benefits both families.
And my career, in truth.
You and your boy seem on the rise.
If only my two girls would agree.
- They won't, Coke.
- No.
But still, if I can help.
I may not control my family
but I AM Chief Justice.
I AM on the Privy Council.
England's laws, they do obey my
- Agh!
- SOMERSET: Oh, fuck me.
Coke, are you alright?
- Is Sir Edward a wounded squirrel?
- Oh, no.
No, I'm I'm fine, Your Majesty.
Uh I'm I'm
I'm just off to find my buried nuts.
- (LAUGHTER)
- Yeah, you do that. Fine.
- Do I know you, madam?
- Yes, Your Majesty.
- Lady Mary Villiers Compton.
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- Oh. Oh, you're the mother of
- Yes.
- Yes.
- Aye.
- Oh, he's a good boy.
- He IS, Your Majesty.
And it's such a shame
that he is being treated
quite so unkindly.
Hm. Unkindly? In what manner of
You don't think the King
has more important concerns?
Yes, how much have you drunk,
exactly, Lady Villiers Compton?
We've never met before this day
and you question my sobriet-ry?
(LAUGHS) It was just a question.
And I think it's pronounced SOBRIETY.
(LAUGHTER)
Maybe it's time for a
dignified retreat, my Lady?
Not that "dignified" is the right word.
(GUESTS GASP)
- SOMERSET: The good Lady Hatton is right. As always.
- Oh.
- Come.
- Get your fucking hands off me!
- (GUESTS GASP)
- Let her leave of her own volition.
Madam, no more.
It's not just your your
fashion that is misjudged.
Let us have peace and play.
That's all I want.
Please.
(DOOR RATTLES AND CREAKS OPEN)
Your Majesty.
You promised me George was a new dawn.
But rather than replace one
Somerset, now there are two.
- His wife is not my fault, is she?
- No.
But your son is. Where is he?
He needs more time, that's all.
He has wasted enough already.
And you. What sort of creature are you?
Or do I not want to know?
Where are you going, Lady Villiers?
To strategically vomit.
(EXHALES AND SNIFFLES)
It all leaves a bitter
taste, doesn't it?
- Your anger lets them win.
- Oh, what do you know of them or me?
You wouldn't leave a poor
defenceless woman in the street?
Who let that Celt cunt be King?
Not James. Somerset.
Look at him.
I don't even think he's that
attractive. But wee Jimmy does.
And here we are
watching from the gods.
I'm sorry. Who are you?
Pretending not to know, son?
I'm the Attorney General.
Statesman, lawman, philosopher.
A giant in a globe of dwarves.
The King will have mentioned
me. He must have. Often.
Yes, well, he doesn't
really discuss politics.
Oh, it bores him. (SIGHS) And me.
I am Sir Francis Bacon.
Well, Bacon what is it that you want?
To guide you better than Mamma.
Shouldn't be hard.
You deserve so much more than her.
Let me give it to you,
a fellow, special deity.
- Drink?
- Sure.
(SNIFFLES)
- Do you know who I am?
- No.
I am the Earl of Essex.
I was Countess Somerset's first husband.
Commiserations.
Have you heard the songs
they sing about my
my impotence?
Sung from here to Colchester and back,
in every inn or brothel.
That was part of her
campaign to smear my name,
to get her divorce from me.
All for her to marry Somerset.
Her lies worked, then?
Not lies, alas. Though
I was not unable to
function until I wed her.
She cursed me
with witchcraft
before our wedding night.
She'd already decided she
was repulsed by my markings.
Already had eyes for Somerset.
That's why I'm here.
To warn you of the power she yields.
Impotence is not
really a concern for me.
- Nor witches' spells.
- Believe me or not
you crossed her today in public.
She will come for you,
destroy you and your son
as she did me.
Flee.
That's all you came
here to tell me? To flee?
And now you flee, too?
- As I wish I HAD, from this country.
- So why don't you?
She likes to
She likes to keep me around
as a message to others
to never cross her.
She told me if I don't appear,
she'll do much worse to me.
What could possibly be worse?
At least I am alive.
You know something else, don't you?
Tell me what you know.
(GASPS) This was a mistake.
Follow him.
- Am I your servant now, master?
- What do you want to be?
- Paid.
- You will.
Anything else?
To die a rich, fat old lady,
on a farm bigger than France
with no Englishmen for a thousand miles.
- I will make it yours, mademoiselle.
- (CHUCKLES)
(DOOR CLOSES)
- They drug these, you know.
- (CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
But I'm either immune or just
addicted.
- I wouldn't know.
- You're not sure WHAT you are yet.
You're all lost in the wilderness.
Thanks for the drink, but I
don't understand a thing you say.
Then listen closer.
I'm just as lost on the Privy Council.
King Somerset does what he
wants with the levers of state.
The powers of life
and death over us all.
And the King - the real one - lets him,
suffocated by nothing
but a surly buggerer.
Are you NOT a buggerer?
Yes, but I'm a very good one.
So, tell me
what is it that you
have against my mother?
Nothing. Never met her.
But she's not the
woman you think she is.
Still you make no sense.
- Why am I here?
- Just remember
the King had boys before Somerset,
and more will come, as you have.
The King yearns for a new, fresh cunt.
You.
Stop this moping, haunted manner
you now wander the court with.
Who wants THAT in their bed?
And stop letting Somerset
just stomp all over you.
- I have heard that he has had
- You're safe, son.
- I don't feel safe.
- Somerset will topple.
Be sure you're there,
stood tall, when he falls.
And what if he doesn't?
Then draw a line with your
Goliath and say, "No more.
No more, or I, David, will sling."
Stand your ground.
Take what you want to take.
- It looks like you've been hurt.
- (LAUGHS)
Not sure where I picked those up.
Though, do you WANT to hurt me?
'Cos that's you know, extra.
No.
Then we'll be gentle boys.
Won't we?
You hoping for divine intervention?
- Who is not?
- Those who can't wait on the Lord.
Are you not a true Christian?
You're the one speaking of
spells and witchcraft. Not here.
Not in God's home, please.
God loves an honest tongue.
What's the worst she's done?
Sir Thomas Overbury.
He was a good man.
An old friend.
He objected to her marriage to
Somerset and her divorce from me.
For that, he was put in
the Tower on false charges.
(HATCH CLINKS)
He was cursed as I was
and then poisoned by the Somersets.
Everyone in their inner circle knows.
They brag of it.
There's a woman who sees the future.
Go to her and she'll
be able to help you.
Please.
WOMAN: My ma had the same gift as I
and she would warn me, "Girl
'tis a dangerous
game to know our future."
Oh, I quite like danger.
I see.
What else?
What else do you see?
It's a delicate thing
fate.
The winds of change will blow
and if you are ready to
proudly wear a false face
blood will fall.
But not yours.
And at the finish
your victory is assured.
Hm.
- A little vague.
- I see what I see.
Mm.
- Do you see what I see?
- May the Devil piss in your eyes
and your hollow black
heart if you mock me.
He might. But there it is.
I see
a man chokes to death
in a prison cell, poisoned
by an untouchable Lady and
Lord who'll never hang for it.
But all who helped him will.
The guard who served it.
The Lieutenant of the
Tower bribed to get it in.
The lady-in-waiting who laced the pie.
The apothecary who supplied the poison.
And the witch who cursed the man.
Who doesn't want to see
a woman like that hang?
Unless she might offer evidence
that points to the rest.
Chief Justice,
here is evidence of a conspiracy
to murder Sir Thomas Overbury
by Lord and Lady Somerset.
- That you wish me to prosecute?
- No.
If you attempt to try it now,
before the box's
contents are made public,
Somerset will lean on the
King, who'll lean on YOU.
Bury it. Take it home.
Hide it with your most precious things.
Lady Hatton is the sort
- who'll have your effects searched.
- She'd never dare.
- What's in the box?
- Hm.
I already told you. Will you do it?
If you do, George and I will rise
further, our children may be wed
and I will take you
with us on our ascent.
What do you think?
- The King will excrete with joy.
- (CHUCKLES)
- Shall we expose more flesh?
- Always.
Miss Turner.
(CLICKS FINGERS)
Well, don't YOU look ghastly!
Haven't you duties to attend?
Or your instrument to play?
I have words
to say to the Earl of Somerset
if I may.
Well, my husband and I have no secrets.
We share everything.
Even truth.
I want it to stop.
- What?
- He's even sweating, poor bitch.
Come on. Stop what?
Yes, out with it.
These intimidations
threats and games, all of it.
No more, please.
- But what do you want?
- A towel.
More More time with the King.
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)
So why don't you ask him?
What's going on?
Oh Your Majesty.
I
miss our
close
- the moments
- Ah.
He wants more time with you, Sire.
Is that what YOU want, Your Majesty?
More of HIM?
Less of ME?
(SIGHS)
- Is it the pox?
- Likely so.
And he brought it to your palace.
- But how was he infected?
- Well, let us not speculate, Sire.
Though, if I was being unkind
(WHISPERS) I'd guess.
Your Majesty.
How can I touch you
and risk the whole nation's sanctity?
Return if you are ever yourself again.
IF you ever are.
Out!
What did you do?
All the vile things I need do
to get you inside James' bed
and now you can't step
foot in the palace.
Can you just care for me?
I do. A great deal.
- (BIRDSONG)
- (DOG BARKS OUTSIDE)
Who are you?
I'm the new girl.
Will I heal?
I've known many girls in
the villages where I worked,
who came down with these sores.
Most recover in time.
- (CROAKS)
- Mostly.
Mostly?
(GROANS)
But not all of them?
I won't lie to you.
Some are marked still.
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
Have I seen you somewhere?
You probably passed my family farm.
Ah.
Am I, um cursed?
Well, if any has cursed you, they'll
have your fucking ma to answer to.
BACON: Oh, I'm sure deep
down she's a big softie.
- Do you know him?
- (SIGHS) Mm.
What is it, Francis?
Lady Hatton is telling everyone
that Coke is readying some
legal case against the Somersets.
- There's witchcraft in it.
- On what charge?
Murder. Thomas Overbury.
They cursed him and then
murdered the poor fuck.
And, as Attorney General,
I've asked for details
but Coke is stalling, while
Somerset is shitting his britches,
begging at the King's
feet for days to issue
a pre-emptive pardon
against all possible charges.
The King had it drafted,
presented to the Privy Council.
And what happened? Did it work?
We told the King, "A general
pardon against all past crimes,
impossible to sanction or sign."
And what did Somerset do?
He offered his own legal counsel.
- When will this this trial
- Ways to go yet.
Seems they had many underlings
in it who need to be tried first.
So, recover quickly.
And know this, George.
The Somersets
they are un-fucking-done!
- A goddess in cloth, my Lady.
- I agree.
I'm not sure this is a good time
to bring more attention to
Oh, the more attention, the
better. That's what I say.
What is it about your family
and unwanted appearances?
No, let Miss Turner stay.
- You don't tell me what to do.
- Then go.
How's George?
He's a leper now, isn't he?
Hm. Despite your best efforts, not yet.
(SCOFFS) What efforts?
This. Doesn't look much like George.
But I suppose that's
not its purpose, is it,
the "corpus", to push him towards death?
The hair that's pinned to it,
that one of your vicious boys
plucked from George,
that ties the spell.
What is she talking about?
- No idea.
- Can I see?
Yes, of course.
Thank you, Miss Turner. Wouldn't
want that to get out anywhere.
Rumours of witchcraft are damaging
for both the cursed AND the cursee.
But you'll soon find that out
when it gets to the legal courts.
The Overbury matter, at least.
Not the curse on George.
So, you found a doll with a hair on it?
(SCOFFS) What proof is that?
- Of anything?
- You're pathetic. In every way.
- Let us see.
- Yes we will.
Because if we were to
have poisoned Overbury,
anyone we plotted with would
be the most loyal of animals.
The sort who know, to keep us all safe,
they must keep their
mouths forever firmly shut.
The thing about mouths is there
are countless ways to open them.
(LIVELY CHATTER)
Mr Franklin, I'm waiting for an answer.
Are you an apothecary of long standing,
and did you give poison to Miss Turner,
which was used to murder
Sir Thomas Overbury?
Well, I AM an apothecary,
and you COULD say it was poison,
but these drugs have many uses.
(ONLOOKERS SHOUT)
(HORSE NEIGHS)
(TENSE MUSIC DROWNS VOICES)
(ONLOOKERS SHOUT)
I thought you were under
house arrest you and your
- wife.
- SOMERSET: It's true.
Coke had us detained like criminals.
- But you ARE criminals.
- I am
Write to the King. Tell him
there's still time for a pardon.
- Why would I do that?
- So we can share him.
Like you want.
Even if
I didn't detest you
he won't respond to my letters.
He's returned them all
unopened.
They say he leaves his
chamber even less than I do.
Oh, he is lost without us.
Go to him in the flesh.
As I can't.
Look at me.
(INHALES TEARFULLY)
What are you doing?
I didn't ever want to
keep you from the King
but the King from YOU.
I love you.
Since I first saw you.
- You're lying.
- Look in my eyes and doubt me.
You know what I want.
Give it to me.
(PANTING AND GRUNTING)
(MOANING)
How do you find the strength?
A miracle.
How will you do it?
- Get my pardon?
- Ah.
- Ahh.
- My wife can hang if she has to.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
- As long as I am free, I don't
I barely have the
energy to leave my bed
let alone beg a king
for your freedom.
Most hours, I long for death.
I just wanted, like my mother
to fuck you (LAUGHS)
and it be the last thing
that you think of before you hang.
Mwah.
(GROANS)
(MUFFLED CHATTER)
This speaks for itself.
Also in the box
letters you sent to the witch
who had it made on YOUR say.
That witch has fled into the
ether, so we cannot ask her why.
I swear my husband did not know.
I acted alone.
For my own purpose.
It's noble to protect him.
But who of our jury believes
that a man of the Earl
of Somerset's stature
could be so blind as
to his own wife's deeds?
(MURMURING)
I was neither guilty of, nor privy
to, any wrong Overbury suffered.
We'll see what the
jury weigh more heavily.
Your words
or the mass of evidence
that damns you to guilt.
Robert Carr, Earl of Somerset
the jury have reached their verdict.
You have been found guilty
of the poisoning and murder
of Sir Thomas Overbury.
You will be carried to the Tower
and from thence to
a place of execution,
where you will be hanged until dead.
May the Lord have mercy on your soul.
(MUFFLED CHATTER)
(CHATTER CONTINUES)
- Lady Villiers Compton.
- Lady Hatton.
Frances. Sir Edward.
You all look well.
You were impressive at
the trial, Sir Edward.
The court makes a man of you.
How's George? Is he better yet?
- It is what it is.
- Hm, is it? So he won't recover?
Just like everyone says. What a shame.
- Woman.
- One shouldn't listen to gossip, should one?
Well, mourn your son all you want,
he will never have my daughter.
As long as there's
blood in my strong heart.
As long as the terms are clear.
- Ha.
- Aha.
Oh, you DO have some
wit. I'll give you THAT.
But nothing else. Ever.
Such a different atmosphere
at court since the trial.
A new age.
What have you created, dear Mary?
(DOOR CLOSES)
(CHATTER)
- Can you ever forgive me?
- Whatever for, Your Majesty?
He tried to tell us
about their unkindness.
And we shunned you.
You carry his
his face, you know
on yours.
It hurts to even (INHALES)
(SNIFFLES)
- I may need some time alone to
- Walk with me, Your Majesty.
I deserve that. It is all I ask.
(CHATTER CONTINUES)
I was told you're a
you were a harridan.
But I can see you're like me.
Against the odds of what
is thrown at us, we survive.
Though I worry that that doll,
the Overbury figure, do you, um
Do you think they made one of me?
I've, uh I've read of such things.
Death spells. Fertility spells.
Even love spells.
Their curse is over, Your Majesty.
Well
Well, I heard your infection
had taken you from me.
I should have written and
responded to your letters.
- I
- You have lost, as well.
You really DID love him, didn't you?
I've wronged you.
You shall have more titles, land
compensation.
- I plan a trip to Scotland.
- (CHUCKLES)
Come with me as my closest aide.
And now
at this hour
tae my chamber. I need you.
May I perform for you, Your Majesty?
(CHUCKLES)
I've missed your audience.
All the world shall hear you play.
(GENTLE STRINGS PLAY)
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
I suppose the pox was the best warning
George could have been given.
"Do not associate with strange men."
I don't know.
Some of my best experiences
have been with strange men.
Hm, I'm sure.
Never visit my home
again. And leave George be.
A more impressive appearance
than the last time, anyway.
Vomiting in the gutter.
Drunken screaming at your foes
in that dreadful
outfit and painted face.
Or was it all deliberate?
James DOES love an underdog and
you played the role perfectly.
Hm. I've never acted a day in my life.
- I can almost believe that.
- Believe what you want.
Do what you want. Just
leave my fucking boy alone.
Sir David and I always disagreed
about the fucking boy's potential.
He was sceptical. But I am not.
And I did warn Sir David
not to threaten you.
Blackmail is a low
art but you went lower.
- You and your girl.
- Are you threatening me?
It seems to be the fashion.
Is it? Should I threaten you back?
No. I assume you HAVE.
Now be quiet
- and let George play.
- (MUSIC CONTINUES)