Mastram (2020) s01e03 Episode Script

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"Then Miss Rita said
"Forget about biology,
- let me tell you the secret to life."
- Let me tell you the secret to life."
Then Miss Rita put her hands on my thighs
Then Miss Rita put her hands on my thighs.
"His heart skipped a beat."
It's so late!
When will you keep the luggage inside?
Do you both plan on
spending the night here? ..
Do you both plan on
spending the night here?
What say, boss?
Ma'am is asking me to spend the night. Should I?
Moron! Who will read Mastram to me? ..
Moron! Who will read Mastram to me?
- Okay, let's continue with the story
- Okay, let's continue with the story
- Uncle, tell me the truth! ..
- Uncle, tell me the truth!
Or else I'll never be able to marry her.
I am not telling you anything!
I don't want to talk to anyone
Uncle, did you take off
your pants in front of her?
- Gopal, you moron! Shut up! ..
- Gopal, you moron! Shut up!
Uncle
- did you try to hump her?
- Shut up, man! ..
Uncle, open the door.
Tell us the truth.
Did you place your gun in
her hands and fire shots at her? ..
Did you place your gun in
her hands and fire shots at her?
Gopal, I am not a pervert! ..
So what had happened?
This goes way back when
- I had immersed my wife's ashes
- I had immersed my wife's ashes
And with a heavy heart, I was
on my way back from Haridwar
and with a heavy heart, I was
on my way back from Haridwar
I sat next to her and the train
paced.
Then? ..
And while the train paced I fell asleep
Then?
I started dreaming.
- Then? -In the dream, I saw pomegranates
- Then? -In the dream, I saw pomegranates.
Pomegranates?
- Uncle, then what happened? ..
- Uncle, then what happened?
My wife used to love pomegranates
In the dream, I was selecting
the best ones from the pile
Then?
I was picking them up, one by one
Then?
- I touched her where I shouldn't have
- I touched her where I shouldn't have.
- Gopal, at the time, ..
- Gopal, at the time,
I did not feel that she had any problem with it.
- Then it's okay, right? ..
- Then it's okay, right?
Uncle, swear to God that you're telling the truth.
Okay, maybe she was
a little offended. I mean
Okay, maybe she was
a little offended. I mean
She was extremely
offended and she beat me up
she was extremely
offended and she beat me up.
- Ma'am.
- You rascal!
You are misunderstanding me.
How dare you touch me?
Uncle, it's because of your perversion
that my dreams of getting
married will never be fulfilled
that my dreams of getting
married will never be fulfilled.
Son, she is not the only
girl. You'll find someone else
Son, she is not the only
girl. You'll find someone else.
That's right.
Yes, it's true that there
are many girls in this world.
But I know that Madhu
is the only one for me
But I know that Madhu
is the only one for me.
- And she's the only one I'll marry
- And she's the only one I'll marry.
Or else, I will become a
celibate. Mark my words! ..
- Bullshit!
- Bullshit!
Miss Madhu! ..
- Hello.
- You?
How dare you come here?
- You're misunderstanding me. That day
- You're misunderstanding me. That day
I controlled myself then
because you were our guest.
- And I will never step in a house where ..
- And I will never step in a house where
A woman is treated like an object.
I don't know what your poor mother goes through!
She must be repenting
to have a son like you
She must be repenting
to have a son like you.
My parents are no more
I was a kid when both of
them died in a road accident
Miss Madhu, I had no one and
- my uncle raised me, all alone
- my uncle raised me, all alone.
He could've remarried
after my aunt passed away
He could've remarried
after my aunt passed away.
But he didn't.
- He thought, maybe his new wife
- He thought, maybe his new wife
Won't like me or accept me
When I was a kid
- I had made a lot of mistakes
- I had made a lot of mistakes.
- But Uncle never punished me for them
- But Uncle never punished me for them.
Instead, he forgave
them all, and he still does
Instead, he forgave
them all, and he still does
Miss Madhu, I don't know
- what my uncle did to your mother
- what my uncle did to your mother
Or what mistakes he made
All I know is
elders also unknowingly
tend to commit mistakes
And the younger ones
should always forgive them
And the younger ones should always forgive them.
After all they are humans
After all they are humans.
- Give it a thought
- Give it a thought
Uncle, who moved here?
Oh! They just got transferred here
Oh! They just got transferred here.
- I've heard that his wife is very young
- I've heard that his wife is very young.
Uncle, how do you get to know such things?
- Son, in a small town like ours ..
- Son, in a small town like ours
The grocery shops and the tea stalls
work as television and
radio news channels
work as television
and radio news channels.
Getting transferred is such a pain.
Moving houses here and there..
- Yes?
- Hello.
Hello.
I am Sarita.
Your new neighbour
Your new neighbour.
Oh, I see.
- Give me something extremely sweet
- Give me something extremely sweet.
- What?
- Can you give it to me?
I didn't get you
I mean, I've run out of sugar.
- I see.
- And I was making coffee
- I see.
- And I was making coffee
I am new here so I don't know anybody.
- I thought, I should ask you
- I thought, I should ask you.
Sure.
Please wait here for two
minutes. I will get it
Here you go.
- Thank you
- Thank you
Well, there is another small problem
Well, there is another small problem.
Yes? ..
- There's a wetness problem
- There's a wetness problem.
What?
The water is leaking
drop by drop.
- The tap in my kitchen is leaking
- The tap in my kitchen is leaking.
If you know a plumber
- please tell me
- please tell me.
Why call a plumber?
- I will fix it.
- Okay
Welcome. Please come in.
Everything is still unpacked
- We moved in a hurry.
- Right.
That's the tap.
I'll take a look.
- Would you like some tea? ..
- Would you like some tea?
Okay
Well, I have fixed the tap.
- Gradually the water will come with force
- Gradually the water will come with force.
The tea is also ready.
Okay
The tea is enjoyed
The tea is enjoyed
only with a biscuit, dipped in it
Biscuits taste better when
they are soaking wet
What is going on?
Who is he?
- He is our neighbour
- He is our neighbour.
He helped fix the leakage problem.
- He is a nice boy
- He is a nice boy.
Hello.
- Thank you, mister.
- Rajaram.
- Everything will be fixed by this week
- Everything will be fixed by this week.
Such things are common in a new house.
- Let me know if you need anything
- Let me know if you need anything.
See you
Is everything ready?
Oh no! I forgot the wrench
- It looked like a film. ..
- It looked like a film.
A South Indian film
- that was being shot in front of me. ..
- That was being shot in front of me.
And the actress
was my new neighbour, Mallu Aunty. ..
Was my new neighbour, Mallu Aunty. ..
- She was full of vivacity ..
- She was full of vivacity
And she tried to juice it up
to make her desires crave and to ..
To make her desires crave and to
tempt the fire inside her.
The fire inside Mallu Aunty had ignited ..
But her husband neither had the stamina
nor the passion
- to help extinguish that fire. ..
- To help extinguish that fire.
Mallu Aunty was like a file in an office. ..
Mr. Nair had the pen to sign on
it, but there was no ink inside. ..
Mallu Aunty was parched
like a dry desert.
- Clouds would gather upon that desert ..
- Clouds would gather upon that desert
But it had been ages since they rained on it. ..
I was home
- but her loneliness and discontent ..
- But her loneliness and discontent
Didn't let me sleep.
- MALLU AUNTY'S MUSLIN ..
- MALLU AUNTY'S MUSLIN
When I saw Mallu Aunty for the first time
I felt a current passing
through my veins ..
I felt a current
passing through my veins
Which revived my desires.
- Her body was as soft as dough, ..
- Her body was as soft as dough,
A dough, when kneaded brought pleasure.
Mallu aunty was like a
beautiful marble sculpture ..
Mallu aunty was like a
beautiful marble sculpture
Made by a Moghal emperor.
The sculpture had smooth
domes and deep trenches. ..
The sculpture had smooth domes and deep trenches.
Who knows how many had
explored the depths of her trench ..
Who knows how many had
explored the depths of her trench
To feel ultimate bliss.
And one fine day, I also got the chance
to dig in. ..
To dig in.
Sorry.
- I need another small favour from you
- I need another small favour from you.
Because only you can fix my "wetness" problem.
- I didn't get you
- I didn't get you.
I mean
- you fixed the kitchen tap yesterday
- you fixed the kitchen tap yesterday.
Will you please fix
the bathroom shower? ..
That rod is extremely long.
But there is no water
But there is no water.
You go ahead, I will get my tools
Good that you are here.
I don't know who else could've fixed my problems.
It's okay.
After all, it's neighbours
who help each other
After all, it's neighbours
who help each other.
So, what's the problem?
- All of this looks new
- All of this looks new.
But I think the pipe is jammed.
- That's the problem with old-age pipes
- That's the problem with old-age pipes.
They always choke up
Okay, I'll check it
Mallu Aunty had made her move. ..
Mallu Aunty had made her move.
And the flowing water, drenched us. ..
And the flowing water, drenched us.
- Mallu Aunty was like an open treasure ..
- Mallu Aunty was like an open treasure
With her jewels spilling all over. ..
And Mr. Nair had no means, nor the zeal
to calm the storm inside her. ..
To calm the storm inside her.
We were now in the bedroom,
our clothes soaking wet. ..
We were now in the bedroom,
our clothes soaking wet.
With no care in the world,
we stood before each other ..
With no care in the world,
we stood before each other
Wanting to see each other closely. ..
Wanting to see each other closely.
We wanted to cool the lava
that was boiling inside of us. ..
Her slipping blouse excited me. ..
Her slipping blouse excited me.
I wanted to explore the depths
of the trenches on that sculpture. ..
I wanted to explore the depths
of the trenches on that sculpture.
And I had both the art and
the instruments to do so. ..
And I had both the art and
the instruments to do so.
Mallu Aunty served herself on a platter ..
And I tasted her skin.
I tasted every inch of her sweet skin. ..
I tasted every inch of her sweet skin.
- Mallu Aunty's soft and warm body ..
- Mallu Aunty's soft and warm body
Was being caressed by
my fingers.
I poured all my energy into her body. ..
I poured all my energy into her body.
I had reached the peak of a mountain ..
I had reached the peak of a mountain
- Mr. Nair had never dared to climb. ..
- Mr. Nair had never dared to climb.
It was today that Mallu Aunty
felt satisfied, content
and the joy of climax. ..
Felt satisfied, content
and the joy of climax.
- We tried all the positions we could. ..
- We tried all the positions we could.
My stream would douse even
the deepest of her desires ..
My stream would douse
even the deepest of her desires
and then we would get engrossed
in trying another position. ..
And then we would get
engrossed in trying another position.
Mallu Aunty and I kept
giving each other climaxes ..
Mallu Aunty and I kept
giving each other climaxes
Over
and over again.
- MALLU AUNTY'S MUSLIN ..
- MALLU AUNTY'S MUSLIN
- Hello, sir.
- Hello, how are you?
I am fine. Do you have that
book for BA second year? ..
I am fine. Do you have
that book for BA second year?
Yes, here you go.
- A new book has arrived. Do you want it? ..
- A new book has arrived. Do you want it?
- Which one?
- It is a special one.
Check it out.
- It's just come. Read it
- It's just come. Read it
I had ordered for some lollipops from Delhi.
I love lollipops! ..
I love lollipops!
You can suck one.