MobLand (2025) s01e03 Episode Script
Plan B
1
MTV ♪
[Harry] I'm sorry about this, Arch.
I always liked you.
Fentanyl. Yes or no?
One hundred percent.
You have to follow the money.
- [door bangs open]
- Armed police! Armed police!
Thank you. Shall we do this?
I'll give you a call.
- Where's my Tommy?
- I don't know.
I'm not fucking clairvoyant.
Why don't you get your son
to come and say that to my face?
Move Eddie to the Cotswolds.
The Harrigan Express
is running out of steam.
When it does, a lot of people
are gonna go down with it.
I can provide you with a parachute.
I need to get out of here.
Archie was in with
the Stevensons on the fentanyl.
He was on a percentage,
to keep convincing me
- to leave them to it.
- I'm not sure that that's right.
- You calling Maeve a liar?
- What I'm saying is,
it actually could be a lot worse.
Unless you bring back my boy
here tonight,
I'm gonna descend on the Cotswolds
like a plague of fucking locusts.
- [gun cocks]
- Where's Tommy?
Suspenseful music
[radio host] Good morning, London.
Look, I know it's gray outside,
and it's super early,
it's just coming up to 6:00,
but if you're with me, grab a coffee,
maybe grab a pastry, if you have one.
You are with me, Claude,
and the entire gang.
We'll look after you. Let's get in
[car alarms blaring]
- [phone ringing]
- suspenseful music
[phone ringing, vibrating]
Kev?
[Kevin] Richie's coming for all of us.
♪♪♪
Babe, hey.
- What's wrong?
- You need to get up.
Where's Gina?
You need to get dressed
as quick as you can.
Gina!
[distant] Gina? Gina.
[Gina] What? What's going on?
Harry, you scared the shit out of me.
She's fine. Hey, babe.
Can you just get dressed?
[Gina] Dad, what is it?
Nothing. We're gonna
go somewhere, that's all.
- Is it the police?
- No, babe. We'll talk.
Just get dressed,
put a little bag together
for overnight, yeah?
[line ringing]
Mike.
Yeah, I know it's early.
I need a favor.
It's a mess. Kerry next door
WhatsApped me some photos.
- She's got a video.
- But Richie didn't know that.
I want everyone on standby.
Call Seraphina
Because it was on fire, babe.
Tell them to pack a bag
and get here right now.
Yeah, I'll forward them to you.
Richie Stevenson
just blew up Kevin's house.
[Kevin] There's nothing
worth retrieving. It's all gone.
Kev. What's happened?
Hang on.
It's all right, Mum. Everyone's fine.
Where's Bella?
Hotel. Harry's idea.
Paul, where's Harry?
[Kevin] Bet that's him now.
Look, I'll call you back.
Call you back.
[phone vibrating]
[sighs] Harry.
Kev. Meet me down the yard,
bring Eddie.
No, Dad wants everyone here.
The yard, Kev. Quick as you can.
What's happened?
- [Conrad] What's he saying?
- [Maeve] What
put him on the speaker.
[Kevin] I'll be there.
Harry wants to meet at the yard,
he says to bring Eddie.
What? I told you, I want everyone here.
- Dad
- They just blew
the fucking roof off your gaff.
I want you, Seraphina, Brendan,
everyone, here.
Circle the wagons, now.
Harry's found Tommy.
Fast, pulsing music
- [Harry] You ready?
- Ready for what, Harry?
Tell me what's going on,
I'll tell you if I'm ready.
Harry.
Harry?
Come on. Let's go.
♪♪♪
Wake Eddie up.
[Maeve] May I say something?
It's not "Seraphina and Brendan."
It's "Brendan and Seraphina."
Brendan's our son.
Seraphina's a ten-second knee-trembler
with a lap dancer
in the bogs at Stringfellows.
So, "Brendan and Seraphina,"
not "Seraphina and Brendan."
Well, Seraphina didn't hand
a Swiss banker
a million in cash who vanished.
Seraphina isn't a useless gobshite
who lost his dad five million
to some Belarusians he met
in the Pimm's marquee
at Wimbledon. Huh?
[vehicle chirps]
[chirps]
Harry?
Drive the car.
Morning, lads. What we doing?
I see. Is that for me?
Are we shooting families now as well?
I couldn't give a fuck
about your family.
Richie's kid's missing,
so it's an eye for a fucking eye.
Right.
Well, I can't let you harm my family.
Hey! Stop fucking about, mate.
[distant shouting]
[engine starts]
You ain't even fucking carrying.
No, you're right, I'm not, but
I do have this.
Can you hear me, Conrad?
[Conrad] Loud and clear, Harry.
Loud and clear.
Yeah, think about it.
So, you can pull that trigger.
We can do this, right?
But I guarantee you,
by the time you get home,
your girlfriend Sonya,
you'll be pulling her out
the Thames tonight.
And your long-term
live-in common-law partner
What's her name? Precious?
You'll be lucky
if you find a single hair.
Bit of gristle, tooth.
Yeah?
By tomorrow, your mums, dads,
dogs, cats,
fucking goldfish, whatever you keep
This is exactly what I fucking said.
Shut the fuck up.
I mean, alternatively,
you can just call Richie, right?
And you tell him you come round here,
you didn't see no one.
If you want, torch the fucking gaff.
♪♪♪
In your own time, boys.
In your own time.
[Harry] What's it gonna be?
Yeah. Yeah. Sorry.
All right. Put it on ice, yeah?
[sniffles]
[door closes]
What the fuck was that?
Halloween, babe.
They got the wrong day.
"Starburster" by Fontaines D.C. ♪
It may feel bad ♪
It may feel bad ♪
I wanna see you alone,
I wanna sharp the stone ♪
I wanna bounce the bone,
I wanna mess with it ♪
I wanna lay the Deville,
the whole crew on the sill ♪
I want the preacher and pill,
I wanna bless with it ♪
I wanna head to a mass
and get cast in it ♪
That shit's funnier
than any A-class, innit? ♪
I wanna talk with the clown
who has apologies down ♪
Pay him 300 pounds
to take a class in it ♪
I wanna bite the phone,
I wanna bleed the tone ♪
I wanna see you alone,
alone, alone, lone ♪
I wanna strait the shark
and find me somewhere to park ♪
Like the light when it's dark,
it's dark, it's dark, dark ♪
A few stars about
make it feel like peace ♪
In a way ♪
A complimentary round ♪
Constellation got a twist in it ♪
For a GPO and all the hits in it ♪
I'm gonna hit your business
if it's momentary blissness ♪
I'm gonna hit your business
if it's momentary blissness ♪
I'm gonna hit your business
if it's momentary blissness ♪
Come here, you bollocks. Come here.
You keep your head down now,
you hear me?
Keep your head down. Okay? Mm-hmm?
- [Eddie] Hurrah.
- All right.
All right now, Richie will try
and hit the yard next, okay?
- I'll be careful.
- All right.
Okay, keep in touch.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- [sighs]
- Dad.
Okay.
[vehicle door closes]
[engine starts]
[Harry] You all right, Mike?
This is my wife Jan.
Hi, Jan. Nice to meet you.
Gina, this is Mike.
He, uh, he's an old mate.
We're gonna stay on his boat for a bit.
- Who is Mike?
- I told you,
- he's an old mate.
- Who I've never heard of.
Are you sure you're gonna
be all right with this, Mike?
- Well, to be honest, Harry
- Yeah? Go on.
- No. [stammers]
- Thank you so much.
Thank you.
- Where's Wendy?
- Spain.
- Oh, lovely.
- Yeah.
And the cats just had a new litter.
- Has she?
- Yeah. Nine kittens.
[gasps] Gina, kittens.
- [Mike] I've left instructions.
- Thanks, Mike.
- Yeah.
- You're a legend.
- Scusa.
- Thank you.
- Who's Mike?
- I said, he's, uh,
- he's an old mate.
- Who's Mike, Harry?
Mike is a renowned journalist
a sports journalist, actually
and an author.
He's also a degenerate gambler,
he owes me 30 grand.
Are you gonna tell me
what all this is about?
Yeah, there's a little bit
of a situation, okay?
And as soon as I sort it out,
then there won't be.
Until then, I think it's best
that you and Gina stay here,
just for a little bit, okay?
It is lovely.
Have a little look around.
- Maria called.
- Yeah?
She went to see her mum,
found her lying
in her own piss and shit.
Oh, no. All right, look,
I said I'll sort it out, so I will.
I will sort it out, okay?
- Dad?
- Yes.
- Be careful.
- I'll be all right.
Go and see the kittens.
That sounds lovely, doesn't it?
Kittens, eh? See you later.
[Jan] Don't forget
that meeting this morning.
I'll be there.
- Make sure you are, Harry.
- I'll be there.
- This is where you grew up?
- [sighs]
I left as soon as I could.
I was 15.
Couldn't take it anymore.
You couldn't take being rich
and having a beautiful home?
I couldn't take my father.
Can he get us in
to see the prime minister?
You don't need Malcolm
to get you in to see the PM.
I can do that for you.
Suspenseful music
I can get you in
to see anyone you want.
For the proper consideration.
My clients take the view
that if it's worth having,
it's worth paying for.
We are not communists, after all.
[chuckles]
♪♪♪
Did you get it?
- All of it.
- Can I have it?
You will get it as soon
- as I've made a copy.
- What?
Come on.
Mm-mm.
Call it insurance.
I will be in touch.
♪♪♪
[Mukasa] We have eyes on the Audi.
- He's made us.
- [Fisk] Good.
I want him to know we're on him.
[tires screech]
- [Kevin] Where's Jan and Gina?
- Safe and sound, mate.
- Cool.
- How's your house?
It's fucked.
I've been followed.
- Who?
- Fisk.
He's outside the wire, mate.
Morning, Eddie.
Come over here, mate.
- Go on.
- Hop up in here, mate. Go on.
Suspenseful music
♪♪♪
Why don't you go down
and take his hood off?
Look, whatever this is,
I had nothing to do with it.
[whimpering]
I've never seen him in my life.
No one said you did.
What's that smell?
Brace yourself, mate.
[Kevin] Fuck me.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Slow, somber music
Do you want to tell them
what you told me?
This one said he'd-he'd pay me
if I took care of someone for him.
Bollocks.
Said he'd bring this kid to the club.
Fuck this.
You fucking stay!
Go on.
He stabbed Hughie Campbell
and they ran out the club.
He then texts me
and I pick them both up.
I bring them back to the club.
I leave.
When I return, the kid's dead.
Been stabbed 50, 60 times.
This one's nowhere to be seen.
He's a fucking liar.
How much did he pay you?
Ten grand.
[scoffs]
Fucking cunt!
[Eddie] What the fuck are you doing?
[grunts] Fuck!
Lift your ass.
[Kevin] Do you know
what you've fucking done?
What the fuck are you doing?
[Kevin] Silly little cunt.
- [Eddie] Fuck off!
- [Kevin] Fucking come with me.
Slow, dark music
- Get off me!
- Cunt!
[drawer closes]
What you gonna do with that?
- This!
- [yelps]
[groans] What the fuck?
[panting]
What the fuck have you done?
- Dad
- Shut it.
Congratulations, you dumb little cunt.
Our house, the house that I paid for,
that you grew up in
my house has been bombed.
Harry, Jan and Gina
nearly got fucking killed.
- Are you listening?
- Yes!
Now we'll have to call in
every soldier,
everyone the family's
ever done a favor for,
get them tooled up and get them
out on the streets.
Congratulations, you've started a war.
Not necessarily.
Not necessarily?
We've just bombed Pearl Harbor.
Mm.
Have you told Dad?
No. He's your boy,
I wanted you to know first.
[sighs]
You fucking little cunt.
[keypad beeping]
[Kevin] Dad?
Can you speak on this phone?
[Conrad over phone] Hang about.
- Oh, fuck it.
- Who is it?
- Oh, Jesus.
- Who is it, Conrad?
[sighs]
Just give me a chance there.
I fucking know, Maeve, will you?
Okay.
- What's he saying?
- Kevin?
Maeve.
What? Put it on the speaker.
It's a fucking burner.
Give it here.
Kevin? What's happening?
We found Tommy.
Chopped up in a box.
You still there?
- I'm here.
- [Kevin sighs]
He never left the club that night.
Long story short,
whatever it is you're thinking,
that's what happened.
[sighs] Is he there?
- Yes.
- Put him on.
[phone beeps]
- You're on speaker.
- Uh-huh.
- Who else is there?
- Harry.
Hello, Harry.
- Hello, Conrad.
- Who else?
[Kevin] No, it's just us.
[Conrad exhales]
Eddie?
- Yes, Grandad?
- Eddie.
I want you to listen to me
very, very carefully now.
- Are you listening to me?
- Tell him you're proud.
I am not fucking proud.
Tell him he's a true Harrigan.
Go on, go on. You know you want to.
[distant horn blows]
[Conrad] Eddie.
We will talk about this later.
[line clicks]
Dad?
Powwow, sauna, five minutes.
Wipe that fucking smile off your face.
And don't you move from that seat.
[door closes]
What was that about?
Letting Eddie off the hook like that.
What's Dad fucking thinking?
We do have an option.
Yeah?
It might work.
It will definitely buy us some time.
How?
There's no way around this one.
Not unless we stick
that poor cunt in there
back together, there ain't.
But there is an option, all right?
I-It [sighs]
It's a bit of a Hail Mary.
It's a bit fucking spicy.
- Go on.
- We've got Valjon, ain't we?
[electricity crackles]
[steam hissing]
The way I see
[Maeve] Hmm?
the cleanest and quickest way
to wrap this up
is to take out Richie
and his inner circle.
Yes, but the problem is, on a slow day,
they're armed to the teeth.
Well, so, we get Kev
to talk to his Czech friends.
We need a list. A hit list.
Who's on the menu?
Well, I say we skip the appetizers,
and go straight to mains.
- Richie.
- Vron.
What?
As in Tommy's grieving mother?
Mm-hmm.
What? I like Vron.
Yes, I like Vron. She's funny.
Funny? Oh, she's fucking hilarious.
Yeah, she is.
You know I've always liked her.
But I know how we can get to her.
How and where.
Besides,
don't you want Richie
to suffer and then die?
Well, if we do Vron,
that'll put you in the crosshairs.
That'll put you on the board.
Oh, I've always been on the board.
I am the White Queen, baby.
- [chuckles]
- Let's see if Harry
can get us out of this first.
But we're agreed.
Vron is plan B.
Suspenseful music
[indistinct chatter]
Kiko, stop fucking around, mate.
I need you to get over
to this address, right?
I want footage of the wife
and kids, yeah? Now.
- Now.
- Okay.
Zosia.
Can you take Eddie
back up the Cotswolds, yeah?
He's doing Kevin's tits in.
- On it.
- Thank you.
[phone vibrating]
Oh. Maria.
[Maria] I'm sorry, Mr. Harry.
I know you're always very busy,
it's just
- I'm here at the care home.
- I am so sorry.
I, um I missed, um
- Harry?
- Hang a second.
The Czechs are due any minute.
We've still got the filth
on the doorstep.
Right, okay. Um, is there,
is there any chance
that you can perhaps
put the director on the phone,
I could speak to them now?
They wouldn't see me.
- Who you talking to?
- Maria.
- Who?
- My cleaner.
Okay, um, no, no, uh
Don't worry.
Right, um [clears throat]
I'll tell you what, I can
come I'll come right now.
Uh, I'll be there in about 20 minutes.
You just, just wait
where you are, yeah?
Okay.
Okay? Okay, bye.
Where you going?
- Old people's home, mate.
- What?
I'll call you when I'm done.
Exciting music
♪♪♪
Hi, Maria. Sorry I'm late.
No. Thanks for coming, Mr. Harry.
Not at all. Um, where are we?
- This way.
- [indistinct chatter]
Hello. I'm Harry Da Souza,
I had a ten o'clock appointment
with you?
I'm sorry, I got stuck in traffic,
but I was wondering,
is there any chance we could,
- we could still do this?
- [Christine] I'm really sorry,
I can't help you.
As I explained to Mrs. Martinez,
our waiting list is a year long.
- [knocks on door]
- There's no hot water.
The plumber was here last week.
Call the plumber
- and get him back in here.
- I did, he can't come
- till Thursday.
- I'm sorry to interrupt you,
that-that but that's not a problem.
I-If it's a plumber that you need,
I can literally get
a plumber here within the hour.
And it has no bearing
on Maria's mum at all,
that's just that-that's an easy fix,
'cause that's-that's what we do,
if that helps.
I'm happy to leave you a number.
[clears throat] Yeah. His name's Dave,
and he's a magician, actually,
you'll really love him.
You know what, I noticed your
window when I come in as well,
I'm a bit of an OCD about that.
Uh, his brother Steve is a,
is a glazier.
He'll be all over that.
All right, you tell him that Harry
told you to call, you understand?
He owes me a favor,
so I doubt he'll charge.
That's my number, too,
in case there's any problems.
There won't be a problem.
Look, I don't want to waste your time.
If anything comes up,
please, i-if you would just
let us know.
Thank you.
Do you think we'll hear from her?
- She'll call.
- [phone vibrates]
[attendant] Cup of tea, Mr. Rusby?
[Rusby] Lovely.
Slow, contemplative music
♪♪♪
[grunting]
[indistinct chatter]
- [shouting]
- [grunting]
♪♪♪
Are you okay, Harry?
Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.
Where are we at?
All right, thanks.
Stand by for my text.
[camera shutter clicks]
[camera shutter clicking]
ominous music ♪
♪♪♪
[distorted grunting]
♪♪♪
[door closes]
Czechs came through.
[Harry] I see.
- Where's Valjon?
- [sighs]
He's still in the container.
Okay.
[softly] All right.
- Cup of tea, Harry?
- No, you're all right, mate.
Has Bella called you?
She's not picking up.
No, mate.
I fucking swear, she's up to something.
[scoffs] I just don't know what.
I told her the house had been done
and she barely flinched.
It didn't mean anything to her.
Got any idea what it might be?
[Harry] No, mate. I don't know.
Yeah, all right.
[grunts]
[Harry] Okay.
You good, yeah?
- Yeah, I'm good.
- All right.
[exhales]
[Harry] Hello, Valjon.
You remember, when I first met you,
I said something to you.
Do you remember what I said?
Let me refresh your memory, yeah?
I said, "If you help the Harrigans,
the Harrigans will help you."
Yeah? Do you remember that?
Do you?
- Yeah.
- Right.
Well, you-you have not
helped the Harrigans.
Not-not at all, okay?
So now I, and Kevin here,
he's gonna lose his family,
I'm gonna lose my family.
Both of us are gonna die.
And others, yeah, thanks to you.
And Eddie. Okay?
So, I don't think it's very fair
that you don't share
in some of that joy.
Do you understand?
[Kevin] Here we are.
- How's that look?
- [gasping]
Mika, Rose.
- [cries softly]
- I had an aunt called Rose.
- [whispers] She was lovely.
- [sniffles]
[whimpering]
- Y-You kill my kids?
- [Harry] Hundred percent, mate.
- No, no, no, no!
- [gun clicks]
Fuck.
No. Please, please, please!
[Kevin] Harry. Harry.
- Here.
- Don't kill my kids.
- All right.
- Yeah, go on.
Are we sticking to the plan?
Yeah, yeah, mate. Same page, why?
I thought, I thought
you were gonna fucking do him.
No, no, no, no, no. Not yet. Not yet.
[whispering indistinctly]
[whispering continues]
[Kevin] No, he ain't up to this.
- Up-up to what?
- Hey, no one's asked you yet.
You just wait your turn, you cunt.
Look at this fucking state of him.
- He ain't gonna do it.
- Well, he needs to
[Valjon] Do what?
[Harry] Yeah,
we just got to keep fishing.
[Kevin] He's a fucking wreck.
[Harry] Keep pumping him
for some leverage.
You got him, mate.
[continues indistinctly]
Sorry, mate, computer says no.
- Okay.
- No, no, no! Please!
I'll do anything! I'll do anything!
- Please, don't kill my kids.
- [Kevin] Harry, Harry, Harry.
- What did you just say?
- [crying] I'll do anything.
Please don't kill my kids.
Please, I beg you.
Do you mean that?
[breathing shakily]
Don't kill my kids.
[Harry] All right. Good man.
[Eddie groans]
Eddie.
[Seraphina exhales]
Well, Eddie, you've done it.
You've finally knocked
Brendan off top spot
for Harrigan Family's Biggest Tit.
- Sorry, you are?
- Don't try to be smart.
You've dropped this family
right in the shit.
This family?
Oh, you mean my family.
By the way, are you
my step aunt or half aunt?
It's just, I typed both into
Pornhub and nothing came up.
You better watch your mouth,
you cheeky little cunt.
- What, is that a new couch?
- And rug.
Courtesy of Archie.
Oh. Yeah, I hear
the old fart was a grass.
There's no way Archie was snide.
[Brendan] Not according to Mum.
Mum says Harry got hauled in
next morning
and grilled all about
Archie's whereabouts.
How else would they know
unless he was back-channeling?
Eddie.
Nice to see you,
you knifey little twerp.
All right, Brenda.
I hear I have you
to thank for torpedoing
my entire week.
[Maeve] Will you march with O'Neill ♪
Through an Irish battlefield? ♪
For tonight we're going
to free old Wexford town ♪
Eddie stood up for his family.
Don't you listen to them, my darling.
You, you, Eddie,
are the heart and soul
of the Harrigans.
The heart and soul.
No one outside the family
will ever understand that.
That's deeply moving, Maeve.
May I point out,
you married into this family.
Brendan and me,
we share actual Harrigan DNA.
Well, I wouldn't be so sure
about that, actually, Seraphina.
Old Pete Stringfellow told me
there was quite the queue
outside that toilet door.
[Eddie snickers]
[chuckles]
Don't listen to her, hmm?
Walk with me. Come on.
[tongue clicks] Come on.
Let's get your coat.
It's cold out here.
Slow, pulsing music
What if he doesn't believe me?
That's the problem, innit?
You have to be convincing.
You have to convince him, yeah?
- W-What if I can't?
- Well, you have to.
There is no fucking choice,
that's the point.
Otherwise we get malleted, yeah?
He don't understand.
He don't get it. Look,
I don't like this, right?
One, he don't get it.
Two, if we take him
to Richie's right now, right,
Richie's gonna take
one look at him and think,
"He killed my son Tommy,"
so what's he gonna do?
He's gonna fucking kill
his kids anyway.
So, what is the fucking point
in all of this? We might
as well just slot him now,
and the kids,
'cause he's fucking
he's no use to us.
Listen to me. Hey.
If you do this for us,
then I promise, when you leave here,
your kids will be swept up
and taken care of
for the rest of their lives.
- [Harry] Are you serious?
- Yeah.
Think about it. Sweep up his kids,
look after them the rest
of his life, yeah?
Who's gonna do the sweeping up? Me?
- Course.
- I have no doubt
that you could do that, right,
but look, look at him.
He's a fucking mess.
- You trust him?
- Yeah.
All right.
You are one lucky fucking cunt.
I do not trust you, yeah?
If you do not pull this off,
I will be watching you.
And seeing as I will be doing
the sweeping up, yeah,
I will also not be
so fucking benevolent.
It's on you.
Can I see my kids?
Can I s-speak to my kids?
No.
You understand.
[ragged exhale]
[ducks quacking]
She's a fucking bitch.
Well, your mother and me
[laughs softly]
that was a bitter pill
for Maeve to swallow.
And then you came along. That was hard.
I'll tell you what's hard, Dad: Maeve.
She's hard to like.
Mm. [chuckles]
Yeah, she was 16 when I got her
pregnant with Brendan.
Her people run the farm next to ours.
One night [chuckles]
there was a knock at the door.
I assumed it was her da with a shotgun.
I went to the door, very nervous.
I opened it.
[laughs]
And I was right about the shotgun,
but it wasn't her da
pointing it in my face,
it was Maeve.
Yeah. She's a hard woman, Maeve.
I'd just like a bit of appreciation
for what I do for this family, is all.
Yeah, come here now.
I appreciate you, I do.
Brendan came to me.
He's got a proposition.
- Oh, fuck.
- He says it's worth a bundle.
Yeah.
Well, we're gonna have to get
more clean money in our accounts,
otherwise the banks are gonna fuck us.
Do be careful, now.
That boy is about as useful
as a chocolate teapot.
- [laughs]
- Just hear him out,
but don't give him 50 pence
without coming to me first.
- Do you hear me now?
- Mm-hmm.
- Dad?
- Hmm?
Did Eddie kill Tommy Stevenson?
'Cause if I was Richie, there's
no one else in the frame.
It was him, wasn't it?
Richie will believe
what I want Richie to believe.
Nothing more, and nothing less.
[race announcer speaking indistinctly]
[phone ringing]
[race announcer continues over TV]
[phone continues ringing]
Yeah?
Richie, it's Harry.
Uh
It's not good news, mate.
I've found Tommy.
[grunts]
[crying]
[coughing]
[moaning, panting]
somber music ♪
[coughs]
[exhales sharply, sniffles]
Jesus Christ, Harry,
I do not like this.
Yeah, I'm not loving it.
We put him in front of Richie,
he could shop us inside a minute.
- In ten seconds.
- Yeah, he could.
- All right, yeah?
- All right.
All right.
Do you think he's got this?
What you doing?
I told you I was followed.
[Kevin] Ah, fucking hell.
Right, I'll call you
when it's over, yeah?
All right.
Hey, there's a Mars bar
in the glove compartment.
It better be there when you get back.
You don't need another Mars bar,
you fat cunt.
♪♪♪
[phone ringing]
Code.
[clears throat]
Yeah, what can I do you for?
Patch it through.
[Fisk] Where the fuck
are you going, Harry?
♪♪♪
[turn signal clicking]
[sighs]
Hello, Frisk.
Fuck.
[vehicle departing]
What now?
[phone chiming]
Yeah. Fisk.
Sir. Main switchboard just
received an anonymous call.
It's about the location
of Archie Hammond's body.
[sighs]
tense music
[Valjon] I find him,
and I throw him in the back of my car.
He tries to stab me,
so I take the knife off him.
He-he puts up a fight, so
I stab him.
I stab him again.
I then put him in the boot of my car
and I took him back to my office,
where he bleeds to death.
I figure
I better get rid of the body,
so I
chop him up.
Do you have kids?
Yeah.
Where are those kids now?
Spain.
Not in Kevin Harrigan's lockup, now?
No.
No, my wife,
she-she met someone else
and took off with my kids.
Yeah, that's tough.
[screaming]
Thank you for bringing this man to me.
You can go now.
Me?
I'm gonna talk to our friend here
very, very thoroughly.
And if I find a single crack
in his story,
the slightest flicker of doubt,
something that just don't add up
then you'll hear from me again.
But until then
I'll sleep on it.
Until then
I'll take your word for it, H.
- [crying softly]
- Olie?
Show him out.
[Olie] Come on.
[door opens]
[gasping, whimpering]
[door closes]
[moaning]
All right, my friend.
[footsteps approaching]
Let's begin.
[phone vibrating]
Did he buy it?
I don't know.
One thing's for sure,
he's gonna be going in
double hard on Valjon tonight.
If I know Valjon, which
let's face it, mate
I-I fucking don't, you know
Does Dad know yet?
Nope. I think that might
be better coming from you.
Right. I've got to go
and meet someone, yeah?
Call Conrad.
[doors lock]
tense music
[knocks on door]
[sniffles]
Hi.
Kevin texted.
Said the coast is clear.
Did you answer him?
- You want a mezcal?
- No, I've got to get back.
What do you need?
I fucked up.
How?
I brought Antoine to meet
my father today.
My father promised to introduce
him to the prime minister,
to a high pile
of the great and the good,
for a price, obviously, a high price.
- And?
- And I filmed him.
Or rather, Antoine did.
He's made a copy
and now he's threatening
to tell my dad what I did
unless I pay him.
Right.
Well, um
couldn't this have waited
till tomorrow?
Not if I'm going to get any sleep.
Where is Antoine?
- At the Savoy.
- Hmm.
Now, this is very dangerous.
As dangerous as getting
my house blown up?
This is the kind of danger
the family will not like.
I will take care of Antoine.
Why do you do this?
- Do what?
- This.
Run around like a blue-arsed fly
for an insane, disloyal monster.
We're all monsters, Bella.
I can't stand mine.
So leave.
I can't.
Then we have that in common.
You're common.
Do you travel?
Have you heard of parallel universes?
There's a world in which
everything is exactly the same
except you're a dog and I'm a cat.
In another world,
I'm a cat, you're a dog,
and mice are lions and bread
is blue, and so on and so on.
And in one universe, there's a world
in which there are no Harrigans,
no Stevensons, no Jan and no Kevin,
and you lean in and kiss me now.
How did it feel?
Call Kevin.
I'll take care of Antoine.
Slow, dramatic music
[vehicle doors unlock]
[sniffles]
[distant siren wailing]
[sighs]
[drill whirring]
♪♪♪
[camera shutter clicks]
Hello, Archie.
"Dark Days" by Yard Act
The truth was sold ♪
That's where the trail goes cold ♪
My shoulders shudder at the thought ♪
Of puffing my chest out
as I walk home alone ♪
At least when I meet my maker,
I'll embrace all my mistakes ♪
As I descend
into the bowels of hell ♪
With a shit-eating grin ♪
On my face -Dark days ♪
It's a never-ending cycle of abuse ♪
Dark days -I have the blues ♪
And I can't shake them loose ♪
Dark days -I have the blues ♪
And I can't shake them loose ♪
- Dark days ♪
- It's a never-ending cycle ♪
Of abuse ♪
Was skeptic due to how
the media had depicted you ♪
♪♪♪
MTV ♪
[Harry] I'm sorry about this, Arch.
I always liked you.
Fentanyl. Yes or no?
One hundred percent.
You have to follow the money.
- [door bangs open]
- Armed police! Armed police!
Thank you. Shall we do this?
I'll give you a call.
- Where's my Tommy?
- I don't know.
I'm not fucking clairvoyant.
Why don't you get your son
to come and say that to my face?
Move Eddie to the Cotswolds.
The Harrigan Express
is running out of steam.
When it does, a lot of people
are gonna go down with it.
I can provide you with a parachute.
I need to get out of here.
Archie was in with
the Stevensons on the fentanyl.
He was on a percentage,
to keep convincing me
- to leave them to it.
- I'm not sure that that's right.
- You calling Maeve a liar?
- What I'm saying is,
it actually could be a lot worse.
Unless you bring back my boy
here tonight,
I'm gonna descend on the Cotswolds
like a plague of fucking locusts.
- [gun cocks]
- Where's Tommy?
Suspenseful music
[radio host] Good morning, London.
Look, I know it's gray outside,
and it's super early,
it's just coming up to 6:00,
but if you're with me, grab a coffee,
maybe grab a pastry, if you have one.
You are with me, Claude,
and the entire gang.
We'll look after you. Let's get in
[car alarms blaring]
- [phone ringing]
- suspenseful music
[phone ringing, vibrating]
Kev?
[Kevin] Richie's coming for all of us.
♪♪♪
Babe, hey.
- What's wrong?
- You need to get up.
Where's Gina?
You need to get dressed
as quick as you can.
Gina!
[distant] Gina? Gina.
[Gina] What? What's going on?
Harry, you scared the shit out of me.
She's fine. Hey, babe.
Can you just get dressed?
[Gina] Dad, what is it?
Nothing. We're gonna
go somewhere, that's all.
- Is it the police?
- No, babe. We'll talk.
Just get dressed,
put a little bag together
for overnight, yeah?
[line ringing]
Mike.
Yeah, I know it's early.
I need a favor.
It's a mess. Kerry next door
WhatsApped me some photos.
- She's got a video.
- But Richie didn't know that.
I want everyone on standby.
Call Seraphina
Because it was on fire, babe.
Tell them to pack a bag
and get here right now.
Yeah, I'll forward them to you.
Richie Stevenson
just blew up Kevin's house.
[Kevin] There's nothing
worth retrieving. It's all gone.
Kev. What's happened?
Hang on.
It's all right, Mum. Everyone's fine.
Where's Bella?
Hotel. Harry's idea.
Paul, where's Harry?
[Kevin] Bet that's him now.
Look, I'll call you back.
Call you back.
[phone vibrating]
[sighs] Harry.
Kev. Meet me down the yard,
bring Eddie.
No, Dad wants everyone here.
The yard, Kev. Quick as you can.
What's happened?
- [Conrad] What's he saying?
- [Maeve] What
put him on the speaker.
[Kevin] I'll be there.
Harry wants to meet at the yard,
he says to bring Eddie.
What? I told you, I want everyone here.
- Dad
- They just blew
the fucking roof off your gaff.
I want you, Seraphina, Brendan,
everyone, here.
Circle the wagons, now.
Harry's found Tommy.
Fast, pulsing music
- [Harry] You ready?
- Ready for what, Harry?
Tell me what's going on,
I'll tell you if I'm ready.
Harry.
Harry?
Come on. Let's go.
♪♪♪
Wake Eddie up.
[Maeve] May I say something?
It's not "Seraphina and Brendan."
It's "Brendan and Seraphina."
Brendan's our son.
Seraphina's a ten-second knee-trembler
with a lap dancer
in the bogs at Stringfellows.
So, "Brendan and Seraphina,"
not "Seraphina and Brendan."
Well, Seraphina didn't hand
a Swiss banker
a million in cash who vanished.
Seraphina isn't a useless gobshite
who lost his dad five million
to some Belarusians he met
in the Pimm's marquee
at Wimbledon. Huh?
[vehicle chirps]
[chirps]
Harry?
Drive the car.
Morning, lads. What we doing?
I see. Is that for me?
Are we shooting families now as well?
I couldn't give a fuck
about your family.
Richie's kid's missing,
so it's an eye for a fucking eye.
Right.
Well, I can't let you harm my family.
Hey! Stop fucking about, mate.
[distant shouting]
[engine starts]
You ain't even fucking carrying.
No, you're right, I'm not, but
I do have this.
Can you hear me, Conrad?
[Conrad] Loud and clear, Harry.
Loud and clear.
Yeah, think about it.
So, you can pull that trigger.
We can do this, right?
But I guarantee you,
by the time you get home,
your girlfriend Sonya,
you'll be pulling her out
the Thames tonight.
And your long-term
live-in common-law partner
What's her name? Precious?
You'll be lucky
if you find a single hair.
Bit of gristle, tooth.
Yeah?
By tomorrow, your mums, dads,
dogs, cats,
fucking goldfish, whatever you keep
This is exactly what I fucking said.
Shut the fuck up.
I mean, alternatively,
you can just call Richie, right?
And you tell him you come round here,
you didn't see no one.
If you want, torch the fucking gaff.
♪♪♪
In your own time, boys.
In your own time.
[Harry] What's it gonna be?
Yeah. Yeah. Sorry.
All right. Put it on ice, yeah?
[sniffles]
[door closes]
What the fuck was that?
Halloween, babe.
They got the wrong day.
"Starburster" by Fontaines D.C. ♪
It may feel bad ♪
It may feel bad ♪
I wanna see you alone,
I wanna sharp the stone ♪
I wanna bounce the bone,
I wanna mess with it ♪
I wanna lay the Deville,
the whole crew on the sill ♪
I want the preacher and pill,
I wanna bless with it ♪
I wanna head to a mass
and get cast in it ♪
That shit's funnier
than any A-class, innit? ♪
I wanna talk with the clown
who has apologies down ♪
Pay him 300 pounds
to take a class in it ♪
I wanna bite the phone,
I wanna bleed the tone ♪
I wanna see you alone,
alone, alone, lone ♪
I wanna strait the shark
and find me somewhere to park ♪
Like the light when it's dark,
it's dark, it's dark, dark ♪
A few stars about
make it feel like peace ♪
In a way ♪
A complimentary round ♪
Constellation got a twist in it ♪
For a GPO and all the hits in it ♪
I'm gonna hit your business
if it's momentary blissness ♪
I'm gonna hit your business
if it's momentary blissness ♪
I'm gonna hit your business
if it's momentary blissness ♪
Come here, you bollocks. Come here.
You keep your head down now,
you hear me?
Keep your head down. Okay? Mm-hmm?
- [Eddie] Hurrah.
- All right.
All right now, Richie will try
and hit the yard next, okay?
- I'll be careful.
- All right.
Okay, keep in touch.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- [sighs]
- Dad.
Okay.
[vehicle door closes]
[engine starts]
[Harry] You all right, Mike?
This is my wife Jan.
Hi, Jan. Nice to meet you.
Gina, this is Mike.
He, uh, he's an old mate.
We're gonna stay on his boat for a bit.
- Who is Mike?
- I told you,
- he's an old mate.
- Who I've never heard of.
Are you sure you're gonna
be all right with this, Mike?
- Well, to be honest, Harry
- Yeah? Go on.
- No. [stammers]
- Thank you so much.
Thank you.
- Where's Wendy?
- Spain.
- Oh, lovely.
- Yeah.
And the cats just had a new litter.
- Has she?
- Yeah. Nine kittens.
[gasps] Gina, kittens.
- [Mike] I've left instructions.
- Thanks, Mike.
- Yeah.
- You're a legend.
- Scusa.
- Thank you.
- Who's Mike?
- I said, he's, uh,
- he's an old mate.
- Who's Mike, Harry?
Mike is a renowned journalist
a sports journalist, actually
and an author.
He's also a degenerate gambler,
he owes me 30 grand.
Are you gonna tell me
what all this is about?
Yeah, there's a little bit
of a situation, okay?
And as soon as I sort it out,
then there won't be.
Until then, I think it's best
that you and Gina stay here,
just for a little bit, okay?
It is lovely.
Have a little look around.
- Maria called.
- Yeah?
She went to see her mum,
found her lying
in her own piss and shit.
Oh, no. All right, look,
I said I'll sort it out, so I will.
I will sort it out, okay?
- Dad?
- Yes.
- Be careful.
- I'll be all right.
Go and see the kittens.
That sounds lovely, doesn't it?
Kittens, eh? See you later.
[Jan] Don't forget
that meeting this morning.
I'll be there.
- Make sure you are, Harry.
- I'll be there.
- This is where you grew up?
- [sighs]
I left as soon as I could.
I was 15.
Couldn't take it anymore.
You couldn't take being rich
and having a beautiful home?
I couldn't take my father.
Can he get us in
to see the prime minister?
You don't need Malcolm
to get you in to see the PM.
I can do that for you.
Suspenseful music
I can get you in
to see anyone you want.
For the proper consideration.
My clients take the view
that if it's worth having,
it's worth paying for.
We are not communists, after all.
[chuckles]
♪♪♪
Did you get it?
- All of it.
- Can I have it?
You will get it as soon
- as I've made a copy.
- What?
Come on.
Mm-mm.
Call it insurance.
I will be in touch.
♪♪♪
[Mukasa] We have eyes on the Audi.
- He's made us.
- [Fisk] Good.
I want him to know we're on him.
[tires screech]
- [Kevin] Where's Jan and Gina?
- Safe and sound, mate.
- Cool.
- How's your house?
It's fucked.
I've been followed.
- Who?
- Fisk.
He's outside the wire, mate.
Morning, Eddie.
Come over here, mate.
- Go on.
- Hop up in here, mate. Go on.
Suspenseful music
♪♪♪
Why don't you go down
and take his hood off?
Look, whatever this is,
I had nothing to do with it.
[whimpering]
I've never seen him in my life.
No one said you did.
What's that smell?
Brace yourself, mate.
[Kevin] Fuck me.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Slow, somber music
Do you want to tell them
what you told me?
This one said he'd-he'd pay me
if I took care of someone for him.
Bollocks.
Said he'd bring this kid to the club.
Fuck this.
You fucking stay!
Go on.
He stabbed Hughie Campbell
and they ran out the club.
He then texts me
and I pick them both up.
I bring them back to the club.
I leave.
When I return, the kid's dead.
Been stabbed 50, 60 times.
This one's nowhere to be seen.
He's a fucking liar.
How much did he pay you?
Ten grand.
[scoffs]
Fucking cunt!
[Eddie] What the fuck are you doing?
[grunts] Fuck!
Lift your ass.
[Kevin] Do you know
what you've fucking done?
What the fuck are you doing?
[Kevin] Silly little cunt.
- [Eddie] Fuck off!
- [Kevin] Fucking come with me.
Slow, dark music
- Get off me!
- Cunt!
[drawer closes]
What you gonna do with that?
- This!
- [yelps]
[groans] What the fuck?
[panting]
What the fuck have you done?
- Dad
- Shut it.
Congratulations, you dumb little cunt.
Our house, the house that I paid for,
that you grew up in
my house has been bombed.
Harry, Jan and Gina
nearly got fucking killed.
- Are you listening?
- Yes!
Now we'll have to call in
every soldier,
everyone the family's
ever done a favor for,
get them tooled up and get them
out on the streets.
Congratulations, you've started a war.
Not necessarily.
Not necessarily?
We've just bombed Pearl Harbor.
Mm.
Have you told Dad?
No. He's your boy,
I wanted you to know first.
[sighs]
You fucking little cunt.
[keypad beeping]
[Kevin] Dad?
Can you speak on this phone?
[Conrad over phone] Hang about.
- Oh, fuck it.
- Who is it?
- Oh, Jesus.
- Who is it, Conrad?
[sighs]
Just give me a chance there.
I fucking know, Maeve, will you?
Okay.
- What's he saying?
- Kevin?
Maeve.
What? Put it on the speaker.
It's a fucking burner.
Give it here.
Kevin? What's happening?
We found Tommy.
Chopped up in a box.
You still there?
- I'm here.
- [Kevin sighs]
He never left the club that night.
Long story short,
whatever it is you're thinking,
that's what happened.
[sighs] Is he there?
- Yes.
- Put him on.
[phone beeps]
- You're on speaker.
- Uh-huh.
- Who else is there?
- Harry.
Hello, Harry.
- Hello, Conrad.
- Who else?
[Kevin] No, it's just us.
[Conrad exhales]
Eddie?
- Yes, Grandad?
- Eddie.
I want you to listen to me
very, very carefully now.
- Are you listening to me?
- Tell him you're proud.
I am not fucking proud.
Tell him he's a true Harrigan.
Go on, go on. You know you want to.
[distant horn blows]
[Conrad] Eddie.
We will talk about this later.
[line clicks]
Dad?
Powwow, sauna, five minutes.
Wipe that fucking smile off your face.
And don't you move from that seat.
[door closes]
What was that about?
Letting Eddie off the hook like that.
What's Dad fucking thinking?
We do have an option.
Yeah?
It might work.
It will definitely buy us some time.
How?
There's no way around this one.
Not unless we stick
that poor cunt in there
back together, there ain't.
But there is an option, all right?
I-It [sighs]
It's a bit of a Hail Mary.
It's a bit fucking spicy.
- Go on.
- We've got Valjon, ain't we?
[electricity crackles]
[steam hissing]
The way I see
[Maeve] Hmm?
the cleanest and quickest way
to wrap this up
is to take out Richie
and his inner circle.
Yes, but the problem is, on a slow day,
they're armed to the teeth.
Well, so, we get Kev
to talk to his Czech friends.
We need a list. A hit list.
Who's on the menu?
Well, I say we skip the appetizers,
and go straight to mains.
- Richie.
- Vron.
What?
As in Tommy's grieving mother?
Mm-hmm.
What? I like Vron.
Yes, I like Vron. She's funny.
Funny? Oh, she's fucking hilarious.
Yeah, she is.
You know I've always liked her.
But I know how we can get to her.
How and where.
Besides,
don't you want Richie
to suffer and then die?
Well, if we do Vron,
that'll put you in the crosshairs.
That'll put you on the board.
Oh, I've always been on the board.
I am the White Queen, baby.
- [chuckles]
- Let's see if Harry
can get us out of this first.
But we're agreed.
Vron is plan B.
Suspenseful music
[indistinct chatter]
Kiko, stop fucking around, mate.
I need you to get over
to this address, right?
I want footage of the wife
and kids, yeah? Now.
- Now.
- Okay.
Zosia.
Can you take Eddie
back up the Cotswolds, yeah?
He's doing Kevin's tits in.
- On it.
- Thank you.
[phone vibrating]
Oh. Maria.
[Maria] I'm sorry, Mr. Harry.
I know you're always very busy,
it's just
- I'm here at the care home.
- I am so sorry.
I, um I missed, um
- Harry?
- Hang a second.
The Czechs are due any minute.
We've still got the filth
on the doorstep.
Right, okay. Um, is there,
is there any chance
that you can perhaps
put the director on the phone,
I could speak to them now?
They wouldn't see me.
- Who you talking to?
- Maria.
- Who?
- My cleaner.
Okay, um, no, no, uh
Don't worry.
Right, um [clears throat]
I'll tell you what, I can
come I'll come right now.
Uh, I'll be there in about 20 minutes.
You just, just wait
where you are, yeah?
Okay.
Okay? Okay, bye.
Where you going?
- Old people's home, mate.
- What?
I'll call you when I'm done.
Exciting music
♪♪♪
Hi, Maria. Sorry I'm late.
No. Thanks for coming, Mr. Harry.
Not at all. Um, where are we?
- This way.
- [indistinct chatter]
Hello. I'm Harry Da Souza,
I had a ten o'clock appointment
with you?
I'm sorry, I got stuck in traffic,
but I was wondering,
is there any chance we could,
- we could still do this?
- [Christine] I'm really sorry,
I can't help you.
As I explained to Mrs. Martinez,
our waiting list is a year long.
- [knocks on door]
- There's no hot water.
The plumber was here last week.
Call the plumber
- and get him back in here.
- I did, he can't come
- till Thursday.
- I'm sorry to interrupt you,
that-that but that's not a problem.
I-If it's a plumber that you need,
I can literally get
a plumber here within the hour.
And it has no bearing
on Maria's mum at all,
that's just that-that's an easy fix,
'cause that's-that's what we do,
if that helps.
I'm happy to leave you a number.
[clears throat] Yeah. His name's Dave,
and he's a magician, actually,
you'll really love him.
You know what, I noticed your
window when I come in as well,
I'm a bit of an OCD about that.
Uh, his brother Steve is a,
is a glazier.
He'll be all over that.
All right, you tell him that Harry
told you to call, you understand?
He owes me a favor,
so I doubt he'll charge.
That's my number, too,
in case there's any problems.
There won't be a problem.
Look, I don't want to waste your time.
If anything comes up,
please, i-if you would just
let us know.
Thank you.
Do you think we'll hear from her?
- She'll call.
- [phone vibrates]
[attendant] Cup of tea, Mr. Rusby?
[Rusby] Lovely.
Slow, contemplative music
♪♪♪
[grunting]
[indistinct chatter]
- [shouting]
- [grunting]
♪♪♪
Are you okay, Harry?
Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.
Where are we at?
All right, thanks.
Stand by for my text.
[camera shutter clicks]
[camera shutter clicking]
ominous music ♪
♪♪♪
[distorted grunting]
♪♪♪
[door closes]
Czechs came through.
[Harry] I see.
- Where's Valjon?
- [sighs]
He's still in the container.
Okay.
[softly] All right.
- Cup of tea, Harry?
- No, you're all right, mate.
Has Bella called you?
She's not picking up.
No, mate.
I fucking swear, she's up to something.
[scoffs] I just don't know what.
I told her the house had been done
and she barely flinched.
It didn't mean anything to her.
Got any idea what it might be?
[Harry] No, mate. I don't know.
Yeah, all right.
[grunts]
[Harry] Okay.
You good, yeah?
- Yeah, I'm good.
- All right.
[exhales]
[Harry] Hello, Valjon.
You remember, when I first met you,
I said something to you.
Do you remember what I said?
Let me refresh your memory, yeah?
I said, "If you help the Harrigans,
the Harrigans will help you."
Yeah? Do you remember that?
Do you?
- Yeah.
- Right.
Well, you-you have not
helped the Harrigans.
Not-not at all, okay?
So now I, and Kevin here,
he's gonna lose his family,
I'm gonna lose my family.
Both of us are gonna die.
And others, yeah, thanks to you.
And Eddie. Okay?
So, I don't think it's very fair
that you don't share
in some of that joy.
Do you understand?
[Kevin] Here we are.
- How's that look?
- [gasping]
Mika, Rose.
- [cries softly]
- I had an aunt called Rose.
- [whispers] She was lovely.
- [sniffles]
[whimpering]
- Y-You kill my kids?
- [Harry] Hundred percent, mate.
- No, no, no, no!
- [gun clicks]
Fuck.
No. Please, please, please!
[Kevin] Harry. Harry.
- Here.
- Don't kill my kids.
- All right.
- Yeah, go on.
Are we sticking to the plan?
Yeah, yeah, mate. Same page, why?
I thought, I thought
you were gonna fucking do him.
No, no, no, no, no. Not yet. Not yet.
[whispering indistinctly]
[whispering continues]
[Kevin] No, he ain't up to this.
- Up-up to what?
- Hey, no one's asked you yet.
You just wait your turn, you cunt.
Look at this fucking state of him.
- He ain't gonna do it.
- Well, he needs to
[Valjon] Do what?
[Harry] Yeah,
we just got to keep fishing.
[Kevin] He's a fucking wreck.
[Harry] Keep pumping him
for some leverage.
You got him, mate.
[continues indistinctly]
Sorry, mate, computer says no.
- Okay.
- No, no, no! Please!
I'll do anything! I'll do anything!
- Please, don't kill my kids.
- [Kevin] Harry, Harry, Harry.
- What did you just say?
- [crying] I'll do anything.
Please don't kill my kids.
Please, I beg you.
Do you mean that?
[breathing shakily]
Don't kill my kids.
[Harry] All right. Good man.
[Eddie groans]
Eddie.
[Seraphina exhales]
Well, Eddie, you've done it.
You've finally knocked
Brendan off top spot
for Harrigan Family's Biggest Tit.
- Sorry, you are?
- Don't try to be smart.
You've dropped this family
right in the shit.
This family?
Oh, you mean my family.
By the way, are you
my step aunt or half aunt?
It's just, I typed both into
Pornhub and nothing came up.
You better watch your mouth,
you cheeky little cunt.
- What, is that a new couch?
- And rug.
Courtesy of Archie.
Oh. Yeah, I hear
the old fart was a grass.
There's no way Archie was snide.
[Brendan] Not according to Mum.
Mum says Harry got hauled in
next morning
and grilled all about
Archie's whereabouts.
How else would they know
unless he was back-channeling?
Eddie.
Nice to see you,
you knifey little twerp.
All right, Brenda.
I hear I have you
to thank for torpedoing
my entire week.
[Maeve] Will you march with O'Neill ♪
Through an Irish battlefield? ♪
For tonight we're going
to free old Wexford town ♪
Eddie stood up for his family.
Don't you listen to them, my darling.
You, you, Eddie,
are the heart and soul
of the Harrigans.
The heart and soul.
No one outside the family
will ever understand that.
That's deeply moving, Maeve.
May I point out,
you married into this family.
Brendan and me,
we share actual Harrigan DNA.
Well, I wouldn't be so sure
about that, actually, Seraphina.
Old Pete Stringfellow told me
there was quite the queue
outside that toilet door.
[Eddie snickers]
[chuckles]
Don't listen to her, hmm?
Walk with me. Come on.
[tongue clicks] Come on.
Let's get your coat.
It's cold out here.
Slow, pulsing music
What if he doesn't believe me?
That's the problem, innit?
You have to be convincing.
You have to convince him, yeah?
- W-What if I can't?
- Well, you have to.
There is no fucking choice,
that's the point.
Otherwise we get malleted, yeah?
He don't understand.
He don't get it. Look,
I don't like this, right?
One, he don't get it.
Two, if we take him
to Richie's right now, right,
Richie's gonna take
one look at him and think,
"He killed my son Tommy,"
so what's he gonna do?
He's gonna fucking kill
his kids anyway.
So, what is the fucking point
in all of this? We might
as well just slot him now,
and the kids,
'cause he's fucking
he's no use to us.
Listen to me. Hey.
If you do this for us,
then I promise, when you leave here,
your kids will be swept up
and taken care of
for the rest of their lives.
- [Harry] Are you serious?
- Yeah.
Think about it. Sweep up his kids,
look after them the rest
of his life, yeah?
Who's gonna do the sweeping up? Me?
- Course.
- I have no doubt
that you could do that, right,
but look, look at him.
He's a fucking mess.
- You trust him?
- Yeah.
All right.
You are one lucky fucking cunt.
I do not trust you, yeah?
If you do not pull this off,
I will be watching you.
And seeing as I will be doing
the sweeping up, yeah,
I will also not be
so fucking benevolent.
It's on you.
Can I see my kids?
Can I s-speak to my kids?
No.
You understand.
[ragged exhale]
[ducks quacking]
She's a fucking bitch.
Well, your mother and me
[laughs softly]
that was a bitter pill
for Maeve to swallow.
And then you came along. That was hard.
I'll tell you what's hard, Dad: Maeve.
She's hard to like.
Mm. [chuckles]
Yeah, she was 16 when I got her
pregnant with Brendan.
Her people run the farm next to ours.
One night [chuckles]
there was a knock at the door.
I assumed it was her da with a shotgun.
I went to the door, very nervous.
I opened it.
[laughs]
And I was right about the shotgun,
but it wasn't her da
pointing it in my face,
it was Maeve.
Yeah. She's a hard woman, Maeve.
I'd just like a bit of appreciation
for what I do for this family, is all.
Yeah, come here now.
I appreciate you, I do.
Brendan came to me.
He's got a proposition.
- Oh, fuck.
- He says it's worth a bundle.
Yeah.
Well, we're gonna have to get
more clean money in our accounts,
otherwise the banks are gonna fuck us.
Do be careful, now.
That boy is about as useful
as a chocolate teapot.
- [laughs]
- Just hear him out,
but don't give him 50 pence
without coming to me first.
- Do you hear me now?
- Mm-hmm.
- Dad?
- Hmm?
Did Eddie kill Tommy Stevenson?
'Cause if I was Richie, there's
no one else in the frame.
It was him, wasn't it?
Richie will believe
what I want Richie to believe.
Nothing more, and nothing less.
[race announcer speaking indistinctly]
[phone ringing]
[race announcer continues over TV]
[phone continues ringing]
Yeah?
Richie, it's Harry.
Uh
It's not good news, mate.
I've found Tommy.
[grunts]
[crying]
[coughing]
[moaning, panting]
somber music ♪
[coughs]
[exhales sharply, sniffles]
Jesus Christ, Harry,
I do not like this.
Yeah, I'm not loving it.
We put him in front of Richie,
he could shop us inside a minute.
- In ten seconds.
- Yeah, he could.
- All right, yeah?
- All right.
All right.
Do you think he's got this?
What you doing?
I told you I was followed.
[Kevin] Ah, fucking hell.
Right, I'll call you
when it's over, yeah?
All right.
Hey, there's a Mars bar
in the glove compartment.
It better be there when you get back.
You don't need another Mars bar,
you fat cunt.
♪♪♪
[phone ringing]
Code.
[clears throat]
Yeah, what can I do you for?
Patch it through.
[Fisk] Where the fuck
are you going, Harry?
♪♪♪
[turn signal clicking]
[sighs]
Hello, Frisk.
Fuck.
[vehicle departing]
What now?
[phone chiming]
Yeah. Fisk.
Sir. Main switchboard just
received an anonymous call.
It's about the location
of Archie Hammond's body.
[sighs]
tense music
[Valjon] I find him,
and I throw him in the back of my car.
He tries to stab me,
so I take the knife off him.
He-he puts up a fight, so
I stab him.
I stab him again.
I then put him in the boot of my car
and I took him back to my office,
where he bleeds to death.
I figure
I better get rid of the body,
so I
chop him up.
Do you have kids?
Yeah.
Where are those kids now?
Spain.
Not in Kevin Harrigan's lockup, now?
No.
No, my wife,
she-she met someone else
and took off with my kids.
Yeah, that's tough.
[screaming]
Thank you for bringing this man to me.
You can go now.
Me?
I'm gonna talk to our friend here
very, very thoroughly.
And if I find a single crack
in his story,
the slightest flicker of doubt,
something that just don't add up
then you'll hear from me again.
But until then
I'll sleep on it.
Until then
I'll take your word for it, H.
- [crying softly]
- Olie?
Show him out.
[Olie] Come on.
[door opens]
[gasping, whimpering]
[door closes]
[moaning]
All right, my friend.
[footsteps approaching]
Let's begin.
[phone vibrating]
Did he buy it?
I don't know.
One thing's for sure,
he's gonna be going in
double hard on Valjon tonight.
If I know Valjon, which
let's face it, mate
I-I fucking don't, you know
Does Dad know yet?
Nope. I think that might
be better coming from you.
Right. I've got to go
and meet someone, yeah?
Call Conrad.
[doors lock]
tense music
[knocks on door]
[sniffles]
Hi.
Kevin texted.
Said the coast is clear.
Did you answer him?
- You want a mezcal?
- No, I've got to get back.
What do you need?
I fucked up.
How?
I brought Antoine to meet
my father today.
My father promised to introduce
him to the prime minister,
to a high pile
of the great and the good,
for a price, obviously, a high price.
- And?
- And I filmed him.
Or rather, Antoine did.
He's made a copy
and now he's threatening
to tell my dad what I did
unless I pay him.
Right.
Well, um
couldn't this have waited
till tomorrow?
Not if I'm going to get any sleep.
Where is Antoine?
- At the Savoy.
- Hmm.
Now, this is very dangerous.
As dangerous as getting
my house blown up?
This is the kind of danger
the family will not like.
I will take care of Antoine.
Why do you do this?
- Do what?
- This.
Run around like a blue-arsed fly
for an insane, disloyal monster.
We're all monsters, Bella.
I can't stand mine.
So leave.
I can't.
Then we have that in common.
You're common.
Do you travel?
Have you heard of parallel universes?
There's a world in which
everything is exactly the same
except you're a dog and I'm a cat.
In another world,
I'm a cat, you're a dog,
and mice are lions and bread
is blue, and so on and so on.
And in one universe, there's a world
in which there are no Harrigans,
no Stevensons, no Jan and no Kevin,
and you lean in and kiss me now.
How did it feel?
Call Kevin.
I'll take care of Antoine.
Slow, dramatic music
[vehicle doors unlock]
[sniffles]
[distant siren wailing]
[sighs]
[drill whirring]
♪♪♪
[camera shutter clicks]
Hello, Archie.
"Dark Days" by Yard Act
The truth was sold ♪
That's where the trail goes cold ♪
My shoulders shudder at the thought ♪
Of puffing my chest out
as I walk home alone ♪
At least when I meet my maker,
I'll embrace all my mistakes ♪
As I descend
into the bowels of hell ♪
With a shit-eating grin ♪
On my face -Dark days ♪
It's a never-ending cycle of abuse ♪
Dark days -I have the blues ♪
And I can't shake them loose ♪
Dark days -I have the blues ♪
And I can't shake them loose ♪
- Dark days ♪
- It's a never-ending cycle ♪
Of abuse ♪
Was skeptic due to how
the media had depicted you ♪
♪♪♪