Mr. Plankton (2024) s01e03 Episode Script

1
Drop it off at the Incheon Port
container terminal by 10 a.m.
Man, this traffic's so bad.
Oh, no.
Damn. It's raining.
Shit.
- Hey, excuse me!
- Damn it.
You can't cut in like that.
Didn't you see my turn signal?
Are you all right? Are you hurt?
Fuck, that's the least of my--
Seung-hyeok?
Seung-hyeok!
Seung-hyeok, Daddy's home!
Hey, I got you a baseball glove--
Have you been a good boy?
Yes.
Honey! Seung-a hit her forehead.
She needs to see a doctor.
Get his number for the insurance company.
Are you all right?
Here's my card.
I'M YOUR FATHER
CEO CHAE YEONG-JO
"I'm Your Father"?
Can I have yours?
I have a name too.
Hae Jo. Nice to meet you.
Hae Jo.
I do everything except killing.
Call me if you ever need
something taken care of.
By the way,
I don't deal with missing-person cases,
such as children,
or runaway family members, you know.
Just so you know.
Don't go.
Please don't go.
Don't… don't go.
Don't go.
I…
told you not to run away.
What is this? What the…
Hey, you look sexy.
Shit, untie me! I'm going to kill you!
You should've listened to me.
- Smile!
- What?
Hey! Seriously!
MR. PLANKTON
What a dummy.
Why did she close her eyes
that very second?
Who's this?
PERFECT GENE
PATERNITY TESTING COMPANY
PERFECT GENE
How long will it take?
You'll receive a text message
when the results are in.
I could fast-track it
and get them by this evening.
Call me before noon.
For me,
a day is like a year.
This is all I can give you at this time.
1991 SPERM DONORS
- "Unpung Pharm"?
- Big pharma reps.
In those days,
they often donated their sperm
to fertility clinics like mine.
So, they donated their sperm
as a way to sell drugs?
Talk about tributes. Sperm tributes.
"Tributes"? It's a donation.
So you're saying
I have to find sperm donor number 137
all by myself?
All right, then.
Let's narrow it down to donors
with blood type AB.
Five of them.
So there's a 20% chance that the first one
I track down is my biological father.
A 20% chance isn't too bad.
Damn.
Fuck.
Have you lost your mind?
Put the knife down.
Who are you to sell the restaurant?
You see, this restaurant is mine.
It's mine.
I'm the one who's put up with our old man
and worked my ass off for years.
Why drool over what's not even yours
after shunning us for all this time?
- I will kill you.
- You crazy idiot.
Hey, shithead.
As if that grumpy old man
would leave all this
to a meathead like you.
You only want to scrounge off us
now that your business has gone bust
and your wife has left you.
I'm more reliable than you.
- As if you ever helped us, you fucker!
- Enough. Break it up.
I'll kill that little brat!
- Jeez!
- Hey!
You little…
Hey! Just listen
to your brothers, all right?
Let's accept the nice offer we got,
split the money four ways,
and go our separate ways.
It's for the best,
given Father's condition.
There are some good care homes nearby.
Unbelievable.
Suddenly the dutiful daughter-in-law.
What?
Four ways? You want a cut too?
Obviously!
- Of course, she's family.
- Family?
Fuck that. Family, my ass!
Forget it.
The three of us will split it equally.
Just don't waste it all on crypto,
like you did before.
Watch your fucking mouth.
I'm your older brother!
- You little…
- You hit me?
- Piece of shit.
- Hey!
Get the hell out of my restaurant!
Get out!
SUNDAE SOUP OF FORTUNE
The name is just fucking perfect.
Can someone please help me?
I'm literally tied up right now!
Can anyone hear me?
Hello?
Shoot.
Damn it!
What are you doing?
- You think this is funny?
- Yes. It's hilarious.
You moved the whole table!
What are you, the She-Hulk?
I should've recorded it.
"Jo Jae-mi's most embarrassing moments!"
This is kidnapping and false imprisonment.
You could go to jail.
Doesn't matter. I'm screwed anyway.
You really want to die?
My mother-in-law could have you killed.
She has a lot of connections
and she could find you in no time.
Is that old hag that powerful?
She turned traditional food into a brand
and she is a national treasure.
- A person can be a treasure?
- You're so dumb.
That makes you a traitor.
Me? Why?
You dared to deceive a national treasure.
You hid your premature menopause
to get your lazy hands on what she built.
You're a national traitor.
Doesn't matter.
Call me a traitor all you want.
- As long as I'm happy.
- So someone's got your back?
Right, your husband?
- Do you really trust that doofus?
- I don't.
But I do believe in love.
You're so naive.
Love is a fickle beast.
Do you still blindly believe in that crap?
It's my belief and my life.
Why do you care?
Because it's me.
I'm the one you were once crazy about.
But now?
You hate my guts and you want to kill me.
This is different.
Also, get your facts straight.
I didn't leave you. You dumped me.
- You left willingly.
- Because you pushed me away!
You didn't even look back.
I thought you'd at least stop me!
- Hey.
- Shut up.
No. Hey.
I said, shut up.
No, I just--
Just shut up!
That's my blanket.
Turn it off.
I'm awake now. I can't sleep.
Want to play word chain?
Or pick up where we left off and kiss?
Are you all right?
You're bleeding.
It hurts.
There's a hospital across the street.
Just over there, around the corner.
It hurts like hell.
Hold this for a sec.
AQUA LOVE DAYCARE
TEACHER "YUM YUM" JO JAE-MI
AQUA LOVE DAYCARE
Seeing his back turned to me,
made me want to run up to him
and give him a hug.
That's it. Just like that.
- She's there.
- That teacher over there.
Come see us again.
How did you know that I work here?
AQUA LOVE DAYCARE
JO JAE-MI
I see.
You came here just to return this?
Of course not.
- Then why?
- Do you have a boyfriend?
Yes, I do.
They said that you don't.
- What do they know?
- Kids know things too.
Well, so what if I am single?
Be my girlfriend.
I don't believe in love at first sight.
Me neither.
Then why are you hitting on me?
It could be a jae-m. Like your name.
A jam? My name is jammy?
JO JAE-MI
Are you making fun of my name?
- Do you like funny girls?
- Yes.
I like guys who smile a lot.
Okay.
Since you like funny people,
I'll try to make you laugh
at least three times a day.
But promise me
to smile like that and pretend it's funny
even if it's not, okay?
Sure.
I'm Jo Jae-mi. Nice to meet you.
I am
Hae Jo.
What, seriously?
Hey, your name is weirder than mine!
Hae Jo… "Hi, Joe!" A pleasure.
This is good. Well done.
That's good.
Ho-ja!
My goodness, Ho-ja.
Ho-ja, we have a problem!
Hey! Leave your dusty shoes at the door.
Goodness me.
Ho-ja, we have a problem.
It's Heung. Last night, he…
He went to look for the woman
who's carrying his kid.
It's his duty as a father.
- So, you knew?
- What did you think?
No son of mine
would sit by and do nothing like an idiot
just because I told him to.
Did you fill up Heung's car?
Yes, ma'am.
All right, then.
The men in this family
can't think straight
when it comes to women.
That's the blood
running through Heung's veins.
I suppose that's why
the family still follows that old custom.
What custom?
The one that forbids
pre-marital relations.
You know, the rule on virginity.
It was common back then.
In your case, yes.
My husband and I kissed a lot.
We even went all the way
before our wedding night.
Goodness. Stop, you bimbo.
- I'll be honest with you.
- Please don't.
Heung is too uptight and by the book.
- Just like you.
- Shut it.
So naturally,
I assumed he'd stick to that rule.
But what did he do?
He got her pregnant
after dating for just two months.
Well, I'm just saying,
Heung is one of the Eo men after all.
Hey, shut it.
Keep your mouth shut. Don't talk.
You and your mouth.
I'm gonna chew you up and spit you out.
You'll bake to death in there.
NAMWON POLICE
So, to sum up,
a so-called close friend of your bride
showed up at your wedding,
kidnapped your bride,
and dragged her
all the way here to Namwon, right?
Correct. There are witnesses.
And my wife left me a voicemail.
- Is that right?
- And there's also this.
Just in case. Here.
What's this?
- Who is this man?
- A composite sketch of the kidnapper.
Guys, we already have
a composite image right here.
Very helpful.
I drew this from what I could remember.
In physiognomy, the "glabella"
refers to the area between the eyebrows.
The dull color in this region
and these vertical lines
indicate serious head or stomach problems.
Meaning he's likely to be
a very sly and devious man
who's impossible to figure out.
And this sunken acupuncture point
under his cheekbone--
- You read faces?
- I'm a traditional medicine doctor.
You're a doctor?
- I'd never have guessed.
- Well…
You see, in most similar cases,
it's not kidnapping.
It's highly likely
that they ran away together.
But why would she run off with another man
when her husband is a doctor?
Who knows?
Maybe that man is a way better catch.
- Nonsense! She didn't run off.
- You scared me.
No way. She can't have.
Jae-mi and I are so… You know?
You have no idea
how passionate we are together.
- Okay.
- You don't even know us.
- I'm sorry. Please sit back down.
- You have no idea.
Please, calm down.
Even the night before,
when she put on
the floral shoes I'd bought her,
she was so over the moon.
That bastard had a crush on Jae-mi,
so he kidnapped her.
So that's it?
The reason behind that heated fight.
Jae-mi reminds me of a beautiful flower.
A delicate flower. Such innocent beauty.
When I look at her, I'm mesmerized.
This one is nice.
The flowers are so pretty.
Hurry, quick.
It's ready.
I couldn't bear to taint her with my lust.
She's that precious to me.
I must protect and cherish her
with all my heart.
See? What did I say? She totally ran away.
She left him for another man.
"Use it or lose it", right?
We only ever held hands.
It was so hard
to hold out until our wedding night.
But then that bastard
literally stole her right in front of me.
My wife should be in my arms right now.
I dare not think what he's doing to her.
Drink this and catch your breath.
There's no time to waste, Chief.
Guys, what are you doing? He's talking.
Hear him out.
KKARI
KKARI - MISSED CALL
NEW VOICEMAIL
For you
CHIL-SEONG LOANS
I'll follow you
To the end of the world
I'll go wherever you are
My fluttering heart
You fucking prick.
This is no time for singing.
You think we're going on a picnic?
Sorry, Boss.
The road trip got me a bit carried away.
- Let's eat something at the rest stop.
- Sure.
The butter squid thing
and a caramel yacchiato for me.
Sotteok-sotteok, corn,
and a tornado potato for me.
Then I'll get udon and fish cake skewers.
How about you, kiddo?
I'll get some Deli Manjoo, boss.
You smartass, American food?
You idiot. "Deli" is in India.
- "Manjoo" is in China.
- It's American. You say "daily."
- Fold down.
- Yes, sir.
LOOKING FOR MY BRIDE, JO JAE-MI
NO UNAUTHORIZED POSTING
HEIGHT 162CM
PRETTY AS A FLOWER
Hello, I'm looking for someone.
Please take a look.
Hello, sir. Do you mind…
If you see her, please…
Please take this.
Contact me if you see her.
For your co-workers.
Excuse me. I'm looking for someone.
Have you seen this woman?
I'll leave this here.
If you see her…
Excuse me. Can you… Please take this.
- Hello, please take this.
- No, thanks.
I'm looking for someone.
Hello. Here.
"Groom Eo Heung."
- Lost his bride?
- What does it say here?
She's so pretty.
Poor guy. His bride is missing?
Jae-mi!
BOKJI CONVENIENCE STORE
You said you'd chase me
to the ends of the earth
if I ran away, right?
Yes.
Can I hold you to that?
I'll keep my word.
No matter what.
I'll be waiting. I love you.
Jae-mi…
Thank you.
Thank you for these.
Jae-mi!
Jae-mi!
Good Lord! You scared me.
Here, for the meal last night.
You found your wallet?
Hey, this is too much.
Can I have a pair of slippers?
This is way too much, even with that.
You can dye your hair with it.
It'll turn gray soon.
I'm not remarrying or anything.
Eat something before you leave.
You gave me more money
than my own kids ever gave me.
You can't leave like that.
Have some suyuk before you leave.
I'll make sure
it doesn't smell of pork at all.
Come to the restaurant
with your wife in a bit.
Sure.
Let's see. Is the meat cooked?
Yes, perfect.
30 YEARS OF TRADITION
SUNDAE SOUP OF FORTUNE
Give it back.
- Give what back?
- My shoe!
Where did you hide my other shoe?
I already told you it wasn't me.
Seriously, how old are you?
Maybe the dog took it.
Thank you. Have a nice day.
Hey, you're not crying, are you?
It's just a shoe.
"Just a shoe"?
Okay. I'll buy you
the exact same pair later.
I want nothing from you. Not even gold.
Fine. We'll look for it after eating.
Eat up. It's good.
You said you were here to find someone.
I found him.
I got it. Don't worry.
I'm just waiting for confirmation…
- It's all done.
- Fine.
…on whether I've found the right person.
- Have some water.
- Okay, thanks.
Did someone run off with your money?
How much? I'll give you the money.
So let's just quit this.
Whatever this is. Okay?
- Welcome!
- My gosh. Come on in.
You must have good karma…
- Right there.
- You can sit here.
…seeing as that big coffee franchise
opened right next to you.
- What a jackpot!
- I'll take this.
I brought you coffee.
What brings you here today, sir?
You didn't call us.
Well, you guys didn't call me either.
But you can't keep putting it off,
you know?
Time's running out, so here I am.
All right. I need your seal.
We haven't reached an agreement yet.
Goodness. I can't wait forever.
A little longer.
- Father, could you taste the broth?
- Sure thing.
Well, I have some savings.
And I put some cash aside for the wedding.
- The buyer might change his mind.
- It's not much though.
Anyway, how much did you lose?
- Let's seal the deal today.
- What is this?
- You stay out of this.
- Hey, you. Get out of here!
I am not selling this place, so get lost.
Hey, that's enough.
There are customers watching. Jeez.
You'll get a bigger cut, so stop.
What the hell?
You can settle this amongst yourselves
after you finalize the deal.
- I want half.
- Three ways.
We'll split it four--
Five ways!
What?
Split it five ways.
What?
You see, I think I deserve a cut too.
If the family is divvying it up,
I want in too.
And who are you?
I may be
one of your father's
illegitimate children.
What's the matter with him?
Didn't you guys agree to that last night?
That family members
all get an equal share.
That you'd sell it all,
split the money equally,
and send the old man to a care home.
That's what you said. Right?
What? Are you insane?
I never said that!
Hey, you.
Who the hell are you?
That's right. Sorry.
You were against it.
You want it all
as a reward for taking care of him.
You greedy little bastard.
You lunatic.
- Hey! Stop! Don't do that!
- What's going on?
- Hey!
- What the fuck?
Hey. Are you all right?
Hey, you little…
- Damn!
- You son of a bitch!
I'm sorry--
You motherfucker.
Don't. You'll hurt your hand, moron.
Who are you to butt in?
What are you going to do?
- You moron.
- Fucking bastard! You're dead.
Get him. I'll cover you.
You goddamn lunatic.
Bring it on, you bastard!
- Get him!
- Come on then.
Fuck, what a prick.
He came out of nowhere and ruined it.
The deal was as good as done.
That little shit.
What the hell? Who did this?
Sorry! I'm so sorry.
Thank you.
Excuse me. Jae-mi!
Jae-mi…
Jae-mi!
I have to…
You bastard. You're dead meat.
Wait!
How dare you. You piece of trash!
Hey, can you even chop kimchi with that?
What is that, kiddo?
Are you going to shave with that or what?
- I'll do my best, Boss.
- At what?
Everything.
Forget it. You'll only get hurt.
Yes, Boss.
- Sir.
- Yes?
They say a fight broke out.
Will we be able to handle it?
Don't you worry. I can take them all down.
- Shouldn't we ask for backup?
- Backup, my ass.
No need. Don't you trust me?
- Of course, I do.
- Let's do a cheer.
- Okay.
- One, two, three.
We got this! Hands on the wheel.
Shit.
My stomach! My stomach is killing me!
Oh, no. My baby…
Don't just stand there.
Take her and get out!
I feel like I'm dying!
Oh, no. My tummy!
My tummy. My stomach really hurts!
Ouch, my stomach…
- Let's go, Father.
- Get inside, you guys.
They're deceiving you.
Who is deceiving whom here?
Both of you, seriously.
Jeez, you….
Did you really think
I had no idea about their spiteful plan?
I was just pretending
I'd heard nothing, like I had no idea.
I was willingly being deceived.
Who are you to cause such chaos
when this is none of your business?
Who are you?
I'm…
I'm…
PERFECT GENE
DNA PATERNITY TEST RESULTS
You're right.
Fuck.
This is none of my business.
I was just being nosy.
Goddamn it.
So you're sick?
Something's wrong with you.
You must be either sick or crazy.
Yes, I guess I'm sick as hell.
Well, good for you.
Let's go.
Hey, come on!
I'm not coming.
Why do I have to play along?
I'm staying here.
- Come on.
- I'm not going. Let go!
- Hey! No! Help!
- Damn it.
Jae-mi?
- Honey!
- Jae-mi!
Honey, I'm here! Honey!
Jae-mi! Hold on.
Honey, over here!
- Honey!
- Jae-mi.
Jae-mi!
Come on!
Jae-mi… Stop!
Honey!
Let me out, goddammit!
Honey!
So, where is he?
Over there… I mean, right here.
Hae Jo, you're a dead man now.
Right here.
We're closed!
We're not here to eat. Where is Hae Jo?
We know he's here,
so just bring him out now.
You fucking idiots.
Just tell us,
or I'll slice you up like a sundae.
Who are you people?
What is that?
Damn it!
We're only out to get Hae Jo.
So stay out of this,
unless you want to die too.
Get out!
- What?
- Get out of here!
- Father!
- Get out!
Get out!
- What the fuck? You old bastard!
- Hands up!
Freeze! Move, and I'll shoot!
Oh, damn. I left mine in the car.
Hey, Officer Kim, what are you doing?
Take their weapons first.
Hey, freeze. Drop your weapon.
You… Stay put, all right?
That's our car.
- A fire at Dongil Market.
- What do I do?
Well…
Officers, I'm really sorry.
I was in a hurry, so I borrowed the car.
I'll return it later.
Identify yourself!
Me? I… I'm…
I…
I am Eo Heung, the 18th-generation heir
of the Pungyeong Eo clan.
"Heung" as in "prosperity." Eo Heung.
This is our signature nine-dish meal
made from age-old family recipes.
Now, it's also known
as Bum Ho-ja's signature nine-dish meal.
And this is chicken
braised with persimmon leaves.
- Persimmon leaves?
- Ho-ja. Heung.
- It adds depth of flavor.
- It's Heung.
Heung stole a police car? What for?
How would I know?
And now he's on the run in Namwon
in the police car that he stole.
He's on the run?
This fool deserves to be eaten by a tiger.
He went to catch the guy
who stole his bride.
What's he doing
stealing a damn police car?
My gosh, this is so embarrassing.
That crazy fool.
Hey, John?
I'm going to need you
to get on the next flight to Korea.
That's right.
Stop! This is dangerous!
Jae-mi!
Jae-mi!
- Hey!
- Honey!
I am here to rescue you,
so don't do anything dangerous.
Just stay put!
I will never give up on you.
Honey…
Just remember that!
Oh, no! Honey--
Honey!
Honey!
I love you!
Jae-mi! I love you!
Honey!
Oh, honey…
Jeez, he's one Heungry tiger.
Damn you!
- You!
- What? Hey, hey!
Hey, shit.
Hey! Let me get out! Heung, over here!
I'm over here!
Stop the car!
I can't just pull over right here. Let go!
Now!
- Let go, damn it!
- That hurt!
I'm in here, honey!
What the hell is this?
Honey…
- Shit.
- Honey!
Oh, fuck!
Jae-mi!
- What the…
- Hey, are you all right?
You're bleeding.
I am?
Shit.
- Do you want to be a widow?
- Of course not.
Okay, then I won't kill him.
What? What are you going to do?
Hey, no! Don't! Hey!
Shoot. Hold on.
Jae-mi!
Jae-mi!
Shoot.
If you hurt my husband,
I swear I'll kill you!
- Here.
- Honey.
Jae-mi. Don't move.
Do it. Go ahead and shoot if you can.
You sneaky coward.
You're the one holding a weapon,
so this is self-defense.
And in the wild,
it's the sneaky cowards who win.
- You son of bitch.
- Woof-woof.
Fuck. Hey, seriously…
Patrol 17. The man who took the police car
is pointing a Taser at a civilian.
Hand her over now.
I'll shoot on three.
I really will shoot you.
Go ahead, then. Shoot me.
One!
Go that way.
Two! That way, now.
How can he be a doctor
with such shaky hands?
Mind your own business, asshole.
Three!
Wait!
Damn it, why isn't this working?
Damn it.
- What are you doing? Shoot already!
- Here goes.
What's wrong?
Damn it.
Fuck, I was scared for a second.
You're hardly an heir. You're an airhead.
Don't move. I really will shoot you.
- Just shoot already.
- Shoot him!
I'm trying, but it's--
No, Heung!
Heung, are you all right?
See? I didn't do anything.
He shot himself.
Heung, open your eyes!
Don't overreact, all right?
He won't die. He just passed out.
You son of a bitch!
You absolute scumbag.
Die, just die!
- Hey, he's not even dead.
- Die!
All right.
- That hurts.
- Just die!
- It really does.
- Scumbags like you deserve to die!
That's enough.
It hurts.
It hurts…
Stop joking around! Damn it!
Hey.
NAMWON POLICE
Jeez, this is so fucking frustrating.
I told you. We didn't do anything.
The place was a mess when we got there.
For God's sake.
You really are driving me nuts here!
Jeez! You know I saw you guys
swinging your weapons in Mr. Oh's face!
I saw it with my own eyes!
So what?
That crazy old man slapped me
with some stuffed pig intestine.
Was I supposed to let him?
I'm the victim here!
Then tell me,
why did you guys go there
with all those weapons?
To slice some pork liver
for the sundae platter?
I guess she really left.
- Don't push, all right?
- Come on, man.
- All right. In you go.
- Damn it!
- I was kidnapped.
- Yeah okay, go in.
This is a human rights violation.
You can no longer detain anyone
in police substation cells.
That's right. You see, my boy here
took the police exam nine times.
He's a half-cop.
So this is a violation.
Is that so?
But this isn't a holding cell anymore.
It's now our storage room.
So keep your mouth shut,
or I'll charge you
with obstruction of justice
on top of everything else. Got it?
He can do that?
I don't remember.
You idiot. Goddamn it.
What the… Man, you scared me!
I lost her.
Oh man, that idiot woke up.
You'll get a pay cut for this.
How could you leave your weapon
in the car?
Chief, I didn't mean to leave it there.
Hello? Yes.
What are you doing? Shoot him!
Shoot him now!
Heung! Heung, are you all right?
Heung, open your eyes!
I'm such a moron.
Hey, Jokduri.
That noise is driving me nuts. Keep still.
Hey!
Man, that's really irritating me.
Hey, you!
Very impressive, Doctor.
You must be very well-connected.
- He's a doctor?
- Yeah.
My superiors told me
to just let you go, no questions asked.
- What about us?
- Fuck.
Wait, Mr. Eo! Don't leave just yet.
Why not?
Can you please quiet down?!
You guys are driving me nuts!
- Don't leave yet.
- Why not?
Someone's coming to pick you up.
My mother?
No. What was his name again?
I felt utterly offended
the moment I heard his name.
"John Na"?
What about Jae-mi?
My Jae-mi. What about Jae-mi?
You still haven't found her?
Well, that's the thing.
We have no idea where they went
after they ditched the car.
I thought you left.
Did you hide me over there?
Yep.
Thanks.
A token of my gratitude--
Don't be delusional.
I wasn't waiting for you.
Where are you going?
Back to where I should be.
- No, don't go.
- Let go.
- Don't go.
- Don't try and stop me. I'm leaving.
No, I won't let you.
Then kill me.
Or I might kill you.
Why?
It's either you or me.
That's the only way
we'll never cross paths again.
So if you're not going to let me go
or kill me right now…
then just let me be happy for once!
So drop dead or something already!
Do something, please!
I'll do that, then.
You be happy.
I'll die.
But until then,
I'm never letting go of your hand.
You're all mine.
Subtitle translation by: Ahreum Woo