Mum Bhai (2020) s01e03 Episode Script
Bhaskar Shetty- Naam yaad Rakhna
[Title Montage]
[Narrator] For the ATS,
Rama Shetty was only a gangster.
But for Bhaskar,
he was Rama 'Anna.'
Elder brother.
Everybody gets through life.
But Rama taught Bhaskar
to live with dignity.
As an elder brother,
he always had Bhaskar's back.
And if needed, he could
even break someone's back for him.
Hey, who allowed this kid inside?
[Young Bhaskar] Rama Anna.
-Sorry, bro.
-Any problem?
We didn't know, Rama bro.
Now you know.
-[Young Bhaskar] Leave.
-Sorry, Anna.
Scared them.
-[Rama] Shankar Anna.
-[Shankar] Hey, Rama, come in.
Awesome.
Did I ask you?
She is your sis-in-law.
[Rama] She is awesome.
[Narrator] Rama was related
to Bhaskar not
by blood but by heart.
And his wife, Meera.
Was more like a mother to Bhaskar,
than sis-in-law.
When did he grow up?
-Who?
-[Man 1] Our Bhaskar.
-Where is he?
-There he is.
He has just grown up.
But hasn't become a man yet.
No worries.
He will be one,
when he joins our gang.
He is joining the police.
[Giggling]
Are you kidding?
Fker.
[Rama] Have I ever said a joke?
You don't think about the future.
If he becomes a cop
it will be an advantage to us.
But to join the police force
it is mandatory to be a man.
Bhaskar.
Rama Anna.
-How are you?
-[Bhaskar] Good.
-How's you police training going on?
-Fine, bro.
But you haven't become a man yet.
What do you mean?
Meaning?
Let's listen to some music first.
[Song playing]
[Rama] Do you like her?
Hey, Ranjana.
[Rama] Her name is Ranjana.
-What?
-Ranjana.
-Yes. Why are you mumbling?
-Ranjana.
You are swaying today.
-That's how I walk, don't you know?
-[Rama] Oh my!
He is my younger brother.
-What is it doing outside
your pants? -[Rama] What?
She is very funny.
Hey, listen.
He is still a virgin.
He's never done it.
-He needs help.
-[Ranjana] Okay, I will.
Come.
-Come on.
-[Rama] Go on.
-Why are you scared? Come on.
-Rama Anna
-[Rama] Go on.
-Come on, bugger.
Hey, Bhaskar.
Enjoy.
[Door opens]
[Ranjana] What are you doing outside?
Come on in.
[Door closes]
Come on, take off your clothes.
Take off your clothes.
[Cupboard opens]
[Cupboard closes]
What the hell are you waiting for?
Here, wear the condom.
No, I don't want to do it.
[Ranjana] Why not?
What? You are not interested in me?
What? Are you gay?
Tell me, cutie.
You want me to do you from behind?
Where are you going, fker?
[Ranjana] Open the
packet or you're gone!
Come on!
Fast!
Stop being a pansy, come on.
Hurry up.
[Giggling]
Fker.
You loser!
Don't you know the difference
between a condom and Cadbury?
Give it to me.
No way you're screwing me.
[Door opens]
Get out.
[Door closes]
Hello, sis-in-law.
[Meera] Yes, Bhaskar.
Is Rama Anna there?
[Meera] No, he isn't home.
I needed to talk to him.
Okay, I will call him later.
[Meera] Okay.
[Bhaskar] Sir.
I called home.
We can't just join the ATS.
There is a total scrutiny.
Sir.
I am sure, you will not
let your relation with Rama
interfere with your duty.
Yes, sir. Of course.
Because
I am in between your duty and you.
Smoke?
No, sir.
I don't smoke.
Good.
[Narrator] The story would
be very boring if it was only about,
Bhaskar, Rama and Karekar.
Only a journalist can
make the story spicier.
[Constable 1] And in a cross firing
with the police team
two dreaded gangsters
Imran Kasai and Lokesh
Billa were killed.
Police team?
Yes.
I shot them, not the police team.
-Read ahead.
-[Constable 1] Yes.
The famous goon of Bombay,
Gangster Zaheer.
Special correspondent,
Nitin Shirodkar.
Sir, even the other newspapers
in the city write about us.
Even that Mane,
Pawar has written about us.
But mother fker Shirodkar,
never writes about us.
Bloody he always
highlights the gangsters!
Bloody fker.
Don't you have
something important to do?
Oh, yes.
-Good luck, Mona.
-[Mona] Nitin
[Producer] Why are
you getting scared?
I will not eat you.
[Producer] Sometimes in order to
rise up
you have to go down.
Will you go down?
Come on.
[Shirodkar] Fk.
-[Shirodkar] Hey, who are you?
-Shit.
[Shirodkar] What do you want?
There is a shooting going on inside.
I don't care from where you shoot.
I came to talk about your article.
Which article?
[Bhaskar] The one you wrote.
You must be writing with the
same hand you are jerking off.
No wonder you wrote like this.
From which police station are you?
I will call your senior right now.
You portrayed Billa and Kasai
as if they were
martyred for the country.
And the one who killed them
Did your hand get paralysed
while writing his name?
Oh.
Who shot them?
It was you?
I am so sorry.
What did you say your name was?
-Bhask..
-[Shirodkar] Fk it.
Nobody will ever remember your name.
It was a one-time fluke.
First, do something in life that
people will remember you for.
Then I will print your
name wherever you say.
People will remember.
You remember too.
Bhaskar Shetty.
Your fly is open.
[Karekar] What's up, dkheads?
Come on.
Pick up your stuff.
We have a tip on Zaheer.
I want this one.
Bangkok one.
She isn't from Bangkok,
she's from Bhiwandi.
Hey, come ahead.
[Karekar] Zaheer's men are here.
No arrests, only bullets.
Dinkar, enter from there.
Bhaskar, cover him.
Come on, Bhide.
[Song playing]
Motherfker.
-[Gunshot]
-[Screaming]
[Boy 1] Sir, it is not me.
Let me go.
[Song playing]
[Bang on door]
Oh God.
Ladies. Two of them?
Bhaskar, why do you always
come at the wrong time?
[Bhaskar] Why do
I always find you nude?
What do you want?
So, you do remember my name!
Fker.
[Karekar] Coochie cooing!
Get out of here!
Go.
[Karekar] You are very
fond of exposing others, right?
Today I will expose you.
Let me go, Karekar.
Okay go.
[Karekar] I told you to go,
not to wear your clothes and go.
Drop it.
Sir, let it be. He is a journalist.
A journalist?
He is a bloody fker. Ahole.
You portray gangsters as heroes.
And us as losers.
[Karekar] I will expose you today.
Come on, drop it.
-Karekar, let me
-[Karekar] Drop your pants.
[Karekar] Take it off.
Drop it.
[Karekar] Do the cat walk.
Sway like a girl.
[laughing and giggling]
Sway your hips.
[Dinkar] Don't be shy.
[Dinkar] He is a
fantastic journalist.
[Karekar] Sway a little
[Narrator] Man can bear the pain
of being beaten black and blue.
But can't bear being disgraced.
[Karekar] Hey, model.
[Narrator] Shirodkar,
who enjoyed being a peeping Tom.
Was nude in front of everybody.
And the one who is exposed
in front of everyone
has neither any shame
nor fear in his heart.
[Door bell ringing]
[Thundering]
[Door opens]
[Thundering & Raining]
[Bhaskar] You're here?
[Thundering & Raining]
How did you find my address?
Huh?
Success manages to knock
on the right door, Bhaskar.
Are you drunk?
[Thundering & Raining]
Okay, come in.
-You are drenching.
-No.
[Thundering & Raining]
You wanted to be a hero, right?
[Thundering & Raining]
I will make you a hero.
[Thundering & Raining]
[Shirodkar] I am gifting
you your good times.
Guard it with your life.
[Narrator] Shirodkar was right.
Success always manages
to knock on the right door.
But nobody knows.
When it can vanish from there.
[Theme music playing]
[Narrator] For the ATS,
Rama Shetty was only a gangster.
But for Bhaskar,
he was Rama 'Anna.'
Elder brother.
Everybody gets through life.
But Rama taught Bhaskar
to live with dignity.
As an elder brother,
he always had Bhaskar's back.
And if needed, he could
even break someone's back for him.
Hey, who allowed this kid inside?
[Young Bhaskar] Rama Anna.
-Sorry, bro.
-Any problem?
We didn't know, Rama bro.
Now you know.
-[Young Bhaskar] Leave.
-Sorry, Anna.
Scared them.
-[Rama] Shankar Anna.
-[Shankar] Hey, Rama, come in.
Awesome.
Did I ask you?
She is your sis-in-law.
[Rama] She is awesome.
[Narrator] Rama was related
to Bhaskar not
by blood but by heart.
And his wife, Meera.
Was more like a mother to Bhaskar,
than sis-in-law.
When did he grow up?
-Who?
-[Man 1] Our Bhaskar.
-Where is he?
-There he is.
He has just grown up.
But hasn't become a man yet.
No worries.
He will be one,
when he joins our gang.
He is joining the police.
[Giggling]
Are you kidding?
Fker.
[Rama] Have I ever said a joke?
You don't think about the future.
If he becomes a cop
it will be an advantage to us.
But to join the police force
it is mandatory to be a man.
Bhaskar.
Rama Anna.
-How are you?
-[Bhaskar] Good.
-How's you police training going on?
-Fine, bro.
But you haven't become a man yet.
What do you mean?
Meaning?
Let's listen to some music first.
[Song playing]
[Rama] Do you like her?
Hey, Ranjana.
[Rama] Her name is Ranjana.
-What?
-Ranjana.
-Yes. Why are you mumbling?
-Ranjana.
You are swaying today.
-That's how I walk, don't you know?
-[Rama] Oh my!
He is my younger brother.
-What is it doing outside
your pants? -[Rama] What?
She is very funny.
Hey, listen.
He is still a virgin.
He's never done it.
-He needs help.
-[Ranjana] Okay, I will.
Come.
-Come on.
-[Rama] Go on.
-Why are you scared? Come on.
-Rama Anna
-[Rama] Go on.
-Come on, bugger.
Hey, Bhaskar.
Enjoy.
[Door opens]
[Ranjana] What are you doing outside?
Come on in.
[Door closes]
Come on, take off your clothes.
Take off your clothes.
[Cupboard opens]
[Cupboard closes]
What the hell are you waiting for?
Here, wear the condom.
No, I don't want to do it.
[Ranjana] Why not?
What? You are not interested in me?
What? Are you gay?
Tell me, cutie.
You want me to do you from behind?
Where are you going, fker?
[Ranjana] Open the
packet or you're gone!
Come on!
Fast!
Stop being a pansy, come on.
Hurry up.
[Giggling]
Fker.
You loser!
Don't you know the difference
between a condom and Cadbury?
Give it to me.
No way you're screwing me.
[Door opens]
Get out.
[Door closes]
Hello, sis-in-law.
[Meera] Yes, Bhaskar.
Is Rama Anna there?
[Meera] No, he isn't home.
I needed to talk to him.
Okay, I will call him later.
[Meera] Okay.
[Bhaskar] Sir.
I called home.
We can't just join the ATS.
There is a total scrutiny.
Sir.
I am sure, you will not
let your relation with Rama
interfere with your duty.
Yes, sir. Of course.
Because
I am in between your duty and you.
Smoke?
No, sir.
I don't smoke.
Good.
[Narrator] The story would
be very boring if it was only about,
Bhaskar, Rama and Karekar.
Only a journalist can
make the story spicier.
[Constable 1] And in a cross firing
with the police team
two dreaded gangsters
Imran Kasai and Lokesh
Billa were killed.
Police team?
Yes.
I shot them, not the police team.
-Read ahead.
-[Constable 1] Yes.
The famous goon of Bombay,
Gangster Zaheer.
Special correspondent,
Nitin Shirodkar.
Sir, even the other newspapers
in the city write about us.
Even that Mane,
Pawar has written about us.
But mother fker Shirodkar,
never writes about us.
Bloody he always
highlights the gangsters!
Bloody fker.
Don't you have
something important to do?
Oh, yes.
-Good luck, Mona.
-[Mona] Nitin
[Producer] Why are
you getting scared?
I will not eat you.
[Producer] Sometimes in order to
rise up
you have to go down.
Will you go down?
Come on.
[Shirodkar] Fk.
-[Shirodkar] Hey, who are you?
-Shit.
[Shirodkar] What do you want?
There is a shooting going on inside.
I don't care from where you shoot.
I came to talk about your article.
Which article?
[Bhaskar] The one you wrote.
You must be writing with the
same hand you are jerking off.
No wonder you wrote like this.
From which police station are you?
I will call your senior right now.
You portrayed Billa and Kasai
as if they were
martyred for the country.
And the one who killed them
Did your hand get paralysed
while writing his name?
Oh.
Who shot them?
It was you?
I am so sorry.
What did you say your name was?
-Bhask..
-[Shirodkar] Fk it.
Nobody will ever remember your name.
It was a one-time fluke.
First, do something in life that
people will remember you for.
Then I will print your
name wherever you say.
People will remember.
You remember too.
Bhaskar Shetty.
Your fly is open.
[Karekar] What's up, dkheads?
Come on.
Pick up your stuff.
We have a tip on Zaheer.
I want this one.
Bangkok one.
She isn't from Bangkok,
she's from Bhiwandi.
Hey, come ahead.
[Karekar] Zaheer's men are here.
No arrests, only bullets.
Dinkar, enter from there.
Bhaskar, cover him.
Come on, Bhide.
[Song playing]
Motherfker.
-[Gunshot]
-[Screaming]
[Boy 1] Sir, it is not me.
Let me go.
[Song playing]
[Bang on door]
Oh God.
Ladies. Two of them?
Bhaskar, why do you always
come at the wrong time?
[Bhaskar] Why do
I always find you nude?
What do you want?
So, you do remember my name!
Fker.
[Karekar] Coochie cooing!
Get out of here!
Go.
[Karekar] You are very
fond of exposing others, right?
Today I will expose you.
Let me go, Karekar.
Okay go.
[Karekar] I told you to go,
not to wear your clothes and go.
Drop it.
Sir, let it be. He is a journalist.
A journalist?
He is a bloody fker. Ahole.
You portray gangsters as heroes.
And us as losers.
[Karekar] I will expose you today.
Come on, drop it.
-Karekar, let me
-[Karekar] Drop your pants.
[Karekar] Take it off.
Drop it.
[Karekar] Do the cat walk.
Sway like a girl.
[laughing and giggling]
Sway your hips.
[Dinkar] Don't be shy.
[Dinkar] He is a
fantastic journalist.
[Karekar] Sway a little
[Narrator] Man can bear the pain
of being beaten black and blue.
But can't bear being disgraced.
[Karekar] Hey, model.
[Narrator] Shirodkar,
who enjoyed being a peeping Tom.
Was nude in front of everybody.
And the one who is exposed
in front of everyone
has neither any shame
nor fear in his heart.
[Door bell ringing]
[Thundering]
[Door opens]
[Thundering & Raining]
[Bhaskar] You're here?
[Thundering & Raining]
How did you find my address?
Huh?
Success manages to knock
on the right door, Bhaskar.
Are you drunk?
[Thundering & Raining]
Okay, come in.
-You are drenching.
-No.
[Thundering & Raining]
You wanted to be a hero, right?
[Thundering & Raining]
I will make you a hero.
[Thundering & Raining]
[Shirodkar] I am gifting
you your good times.
Guard it with your life.
[Narrator] Shirodkar was right.
Success always manages
to knock on the right door.
But nobody knows.
When it can vanish from there.
[Theme music playing]