My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex (2022) s01e03 Episode Script

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This exceptionally introverted girl
is me from six months ago.
Back then, every time he gave me something,
I would store it in a small box.
I repeated a cult-like ritual
of smiling creepily
while worshiping it like some sacred object.
Truly alarming behavior.
Should you look up "crazy woman"
in the dictionary,
you'd likely find my a picture
of me from back then.
My Stepmom's
Daughter Is
My Ex
My Ex Has a Confession to Make
"You Didn't Do Anything Weird, Did You?"
Wait! Hold on a sec!
How on earth did I end up
with his underwear?!
And what was I doing with them?!
Just kill me!
It's like I've regressed
into some desperate loser!
I thought I'd left the
introverted life behind me!
This is all his fault for wearing
underwear in the first place!
Because of him, my old self
is rearing her ugly head again!
If he were to find out about this
It would be a major violation of our rules!
I'd be pronounced guilty
with no hope of appeal,
nor any hope of a deferred sentence!
I'd have to submit to being his little sister.
And then And then
'Sup, little sister, who made off with her
stepbrother's underwear like a pervert.
I-I'm not a perv
Oh?
You mean to say that stealing my underwear
and keeping my things in a little box
isn't the behavior of a pervert?
Irido-kun
Don't you mean
"Onii-chan," my perverted little sister?!
Onii-chan!
I-If I don't do something
I think I'm gonna go insane!
Accursed thing!
I must return them before it's too late!
The only catch is that
he still seems to be awake.
April
Come on!
I thought I'd have the perfect opportunity
at this hour with everyone fast asleep.
What could possibly have
him pacing about like that?
I'll just have to wait
until he's gone to bed
April
No signs of movement.
He must have finally gone to bed.
Now's my chance!
Huh?
Ready, set, go!
Rock, paper, scissors!
You were the one who suggested
this family meeting, right?
Come on. We said whoever
lost had to go first.
Get on with it.
It wasn't my fault.
I just reverted to my old,
introverted ways is all.
Had I been in my right mind, I wouldn't have
given your underwear a second thought.
Your old, introverted self, huh?
Sounds like you're saying this
would've been normal for you
back in middle school.
You mind explaining yourself?
Do I really have to explain that too?
No withholding information
at times like this.
We must wholly and truthfully reveal
our dirty secrets to one another.
Well, this was back when we were dating,
but I used to keep
the things you'd give me.
I kept them in a little box.
Hold on, are you blushing?
Why would I be?
Did that make you happy?
The fact that I used to keep
the things you have me?
Why on earth would that make me happy?
It's sickening. Absolutely revolting.
In any event, look who's finally
decided to come clean.
Though I'm sure you could've
kept it to yourself
and cast the blame solely on me.
Did you just think,
"Why didn't I think of that?"
N-No, I didn't.
It's just Ah, yes! I wanted to play fair.
I think somewhere deep down,
you wanted me to find out.
Why not take the chance to confess?
You actually wanted me to see
how perverted you are, right?
Yeah, yeah. It's your turn now, isn't it?!
Yes, well
How should I say this?
Given my situation, I don't think
you'd believe me even if I told you.
It was an accident.
Your bra fell on the floor,
so I picked it up,
but then Dad walked in and
What's that?
Oh, done with your bath already?
Y-Yup!
So, as you can see, I simply missed
my chance to put it back.
Huh?! You scoundrel!
There's no way something
that convenient happened!
You just wanted my bra,
so you stole it, didn't you?
I didn't steal it!
And besides,
you took my boxers back
to your room too, did you not?
But that was
a-an accident.
They fell on the floor, so I picked them up,
but then Mom walked in and
What's that?
Oh, all done with your bath?
Y-Yeah!
So you could say I missed my chance.
You just said the exact same thing I did.
I-In any case
After you took my bra to your room,
you didn't d-do anything weird, did you?
What do you mean by weird?
W-Well, you know
Don't worry.
All I did was move it to my room
and then here, to the living room.
I swear to you, I didn't do anything else.
Really?
Really.
Not even poke the cups?
Absolutely not.
You had to think about that!
I said I didn't do it!
I trust you didn't do anything weird
with my boxers either, then?
Like smell them, for instance.
I did not.
You had to think about that.
Forget it. We're in agreement, right?
We mustn't speak of this incident ever again.
Yes, that would be for the best.
Now then, Mizuto-kun
What is it, Yume-san?
We're both out of bounds, aren't we?
You mean our little game? I'm aware.
Normal siblings wouldn't abscond
with each other's underwear.
Then it's time we made a deal.
So, what shall I have you do for me,
little brother of mine?
Don't think for a second I'll concede this,
my dear little sister.
How about this for a deal?
As long as it doesn't infringe
upon any social norms,
we each get a demand.
A demand?
Very well. I can agree to that.
Okay. It's a deal.
Our parents will be up soon.
Let's try to play our roles
as loving siblings again today.
But outside of this house,
we can do whatever we please.
Irido
So long as neither of us causes trouble.
My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex
All right, see you tomorrow!
Take care!
What happened this morning
In the end, we were both being idiots.
What the hell?! Who's that girl?!
Huh?! He's on a date?!
We can do whatever we please.
So long as neither of us causes trouble.
Is this what he meant by that?!
And she has black hair and
black-framed glasses to boot!
She's basically the old me!
Morning!
Morning.
Hmm, a girl with black hair
and black-framed glasses?
School Motto
Work Diligently. Think Critically.
Strive for Excellence. Take Initiative.
Well, this is a prep school, you know?
Lots of girls fit that description.
Yes I suppose you're right.
But wow! An after-school date
at Wicky-D's, huh?
Irido-kun's not doing too bad for himself.
I guess he can be pretty charming
despite his quiet demeanor,
and if you really look at him,
he's actually kinda cute.
He could probably sweep a shy girl
off her feet, no problem.
That jerk!
He's just preying on that poor,
innocent girl, isn't he?
Irido
What?!
Wh-What are these loafers doing here?!
That jerk! He's already bringing her home?!
It hasn't even been a month
since we started school!
It took us six months of dating
before he brought me home with him.
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Hello?
Where are you right now?
Huh? At home. Where else?
I just remembered I was
supposed to pick something up.
My hands are full at the moment,
so can I ask you to go get it for me?
Ugh
Please.
"Please"?
It's strange to hear you ask so nicely.
Oh, shut up.
Could you stop poking fun at me already?
I'll have you run an errand for me
in return, so that'll make us even, okay?
So, what do you need me to pick up?
Let's see
Let's see?
Uh, wait!
I said lettuce! Lettuce and cheese!
Lettuce and cheese? All right
Sounds like he left.
Now that girl should be alone in his room.
I must warn her not to let a boy
lure her into his home so easily!
Why are you here?
I could ask you the same thing.
I thought you left just now
Huh?
They're gone!
The loafers are gone!
What's with you all of a sudden?
You're holding your loafers right now.
These are mine!
But forget that!
You just sent away the girl you
brought home, didn't you?!
Huh? What girl?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I've been alone all this—
Don't play dumb with me!
I saw a pair of girl's school shoes
by the door, plain as day.
Here, I have proof.
You just took that a minute ago, right?
That's right.
Why don't you go check your room?
Huh?
Just go check it, would you?
Wh-What's gotten you
into you all of a sudden?
There wasn't anything there.
Are you sure?
Nothing in your room whatsoever
had been tidied up or was out of place?
Huh?
You can't possibly be
suggesting paranormal activity.
Out with it. Explain yourself already.
Those shoes belonged to a girl
you brought home, didn't they?
Huh?
Oh. Yeah, yeah. That's right.
You caught me. I'm busted.
What?! That was quick Wait a minute!
What do you want? I'm exhausted.
Don't you get it?
E-Exhausted?
Let's do this before my
stepsister gets home.
Wh-Wh What were you
doing in there with her?!
Huh?
Why do I have to explain
myself to you, Yume-san?
Anyways
I'll be more careful next time.
Just forget about this, okay?
Later.
Seriously, did he forget where
his room is or something?
Am I misunderstanding something here?
Am I just making a big deal
out of nothing like I always do?
There's no question.
This is all her doing.
Irido-kun, would you go out with me
so we can get married one day?
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Franz Kafka
Uh Sorry.
I don't believe we've met.
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Man! You really can't tell, huh?
Huh?
Hmm? You still can't tell?
All right, gimme one sec.
Ta-da!
Minami-san?!
Bingo!
I had no idea
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Uh, wait a minute, Minami-san.
Does this mean you like me?
Well, I wouldn't say I hate you.
Huh? You don't hate me
So you're willing to marry me?
Exactly!
Why on earth do you want
to marry me, Minami-san?
Well, if you must know,
if you and I get married,
that'd make Yume-chan my sister!
What?
She told me how valiantly she persevered
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during the fitness test
despite her not being athletic.
And not just that! She's opened up
to me about all kinds of stuff.
I was convinced she was perfect,
but getting to know her made me
feel so much closer to her.
Honestly, she's quite the cheeky little
devil for making me feel this way.
If she became my older sister,
I'd wanna do so much for her.
Like wash her whole body
till it's sparkling clean.
And rub her up and down with
rose-scented body cream when we're done
Then I'd help her into a dainty,
crystal-white negligee.
Oh, but so many choices!
I could just as easily put her in
Japanese attire after her bath!
Hang on! When we're sisters,
we'll be around each other 365 days a year.
We can alternate every other day!
Yup, yup, yup!
Hey, let's get married already.
I'm pretty loyal, you know?
So, Irido-kun
Made up your mind yet?
Gosh, so this'll be my home too one day
It'd be pretty cool to share
a room with Yume-chan.
So that's what I've been dealing with.
You've known her for a while,
right, Kawanami?
Give it to me straight.
What kind of person is she?
Intensely passionate with little
prospect of simmering down.
Once she gets hooked on something,
it consumes her.
And her infatuation only continues to boil.
Until finally, one day
Kaboom!
An explosive end.
What do mean by "explosive"?
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Well
I'm reluctant to throw her
under the bus like this,
but let me give you an example.
Back in middle school,
Minami had a boyfriend.
What?
Some guys are idiots, you know?
As you might imagine,
she was exceptionally devoted.
They spent every waking moment together,
as she relentlessly tended to his every need.
And, of course, her boyfriend
was happy in the beginning.
It's great to have a girl you like,
especially a decently pretty one,
fawn over you like that.
No guy on the planet would argue with that.
But three months went by,
and do you know what happened?
He collapsed from stress
and was hospitalized.
And that's the frightening
thing about Minami Akatsuki.
That girl
She'll dote on you,
tormenting you, plaguing you!
Until one day, it finally kills you.
That all sounds a little far-fetched,
although it's honestly
not that hard to imagine.
Well, as long as you
stand your ground with her,
you should be fine.
She may be persistent,
but don't go wavering on me, all right?
If she gets to be too much,
we'll have to come up with
a more direct approach.
I'd rather have that sooner than later.
Very well.
All you have to do is get her to give
up on her obsession with Irido-san.
And I already have a tactic in mind.
Irido Mizuto, you must now go to
Irido-san and tell her this
What is it?
I'd like to exercise your punishment now.
My punishment?
Right.
For violating the norms of sibling behavior
in light of the underwear incident.
Oh, that?
As long as it doesn't
infringe upon any social norms,
we each get to make a demand, correct?
So, what is it you'd have me do?
Go on a date with me tomorrow.