Never Have I Ever (2020) s01e03 Episode Script
... gotten drunk with the popular kids
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See my fit, it's a fit ♪
Yeah, I'm fit, take a flick ♪
See my fit, it's a fit, it's a fit ♪
Yeah, I'm fresh as fly as nobody ♪
In this room here gon' try it ♪
See my fit, it's a fit ♪
Yeah, I'm fit, take a flick ♪
See my fit, it's a fit, it's a fit ♪
Looking like a million bucks ♪
Everybody tryna buy
my style for what ♪
I don't really know ♪
Why you gassin' her up ♪
When her fur is a faux ♪
And she don't even know ♪
Who's gonna stop me? ♪
Who's gonna stop me? Copy ♪
Huh? Who's gonna stop me?
Who's gonna stop me? ♪
Watch me flex on 'em ♪
Who's gonna stop me? ♪
Who's gonna stop me? Copy ♪
Huh? Who's gonna stop me? ♪
Who's gonna stop me? ♪
Watch me flex on 'em ♪
Yeah, see my fit, it's a fit ♪
Yeah, I'm fit, take a flick ♪
See my fit, it's a fit, it's a fit ♪
Yeah, I'm fresh as fly as nobody ♪
Oliver! What are you doing?
- [OLIVER] Uh nothin', babe.
- I'm so sorry.
I am so sorry for getting in the
background of your amazing video.
- Did I ruin it?
- I don't know.
Oliver, do you think her fit,
shapely body ruined the video?
- This feels like a trap.
- It is.
Okay. Now that you guys are
all done with that nonsense,
I think it's time you kids head home.
I need Devi here to weed the garden.
The rotting tomatoes
are attracting rats.
But that was Dad's garden. Why
do I have to take care of it now?
Oh, I could do it,
if you don't mind taking
over my dermatology practice.
Then we'd both have an equal job.
Fine, but can I have five minutes
of privacy with my friends please?
Three minutes.
And the boy must leave now.
Uh, c can I take the
rest of my soda with me?
Take your Dew and go.
- I'll see you later, mi amor.
- Okay.
- [FABIOLA] How many likes have we gotten?
- Only two so far.
One from Eleanor's
dad and another from
Eleanor's dad's dental practice.
Makes sense. He's trying
to get on my good side,
so I'll be nicer to my stepmom.
Not gonna happen, Sharon. You're basic.
What about Paxton? He must've liked it.
No, not yet.
[MCENROE] The truth is, Paxton and Devi
were kind of nothing at the moment.
If we're cool now, should we
meet up in your garage tomorrow?
Actually, I don't think
that's a good idea anymore.
It just got weird, you know?
[MCENROE] That's why she wanted to post
this thirst trap in the first place
so Paxton would like
it, and maybe like her.
Wait. I don't see you guys
talk that much at school.
Is he just using you as a sexy side
piece and ignoring you in public?
That's disgusting.
Right, the sex.
No. Our relationship is
rock solid. Don't sweat it.
Has he introduced you to his friends?
- No, but
- That tool!
- He's ashamed of you.
- I don't know if you'd call it ashamed.
Oh, believe me. He's ashamed.
That's why I hate all men.
Well, except for your
boyfriend, Alex Gomez.
[STAMMERS] Yeah, no. Alex Gomez.
I love that little guy.
He's so important to me.
Devi, if Paxton doesn't acknowledge you,
I swear to you, I will wreck him.
I took three semesters in stage combat.
[FORCEFULLY EXHALES]
[NALINI] Your three minutes are up!
[SIGHS] Bye, guys.
I'll never let you go ♪
I'll never let you go ♪
I'll never let you go ♪
[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
- Devi, do you know what this is?
- A tomato.
Nope. It is the best
tomato in all the world,
because we grew it here.
It is the literal fruit of
our patience and hard work.
Then why do the other ones look so bad?
They have bugs in them.
I need to buy some spray.
[MOHAN] Come. Let's go inside
and show this to your mom.
[DEVI] Mom, Mom, guess what we found?
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
What if Anne Frank had an iPhone?
What if Winston Churchill had Wi-Fi?
This week, we're gonna break up
into groups to pitch app ideas
that could've been used to mitigate
the atrocities of the second World War.
- [CLASS GROANS]
- [BEN] Just for one day, can we learn
something that'll be
on the future AP tests?
Come on. I worked really hard
to find a lesson that was
outside the box for you guys.
Whatever. Just break
up into groups of three.
You want to be in my group?
[MCENROE] Whoa. Had he seen her sexy
dance video and changed his mind?
Uh, yeah, sure. I could make that work.
- Cool. I'll be in your group too.
- [PAXTON] Cool.
[MR. SHAPIRO] Okay. Who
doesn't have a group yet?
Ben could be in our group.
[BEN] I prefer to work alone.
I don't want anyone diluting
the quality of my project.
Actually, it looks like we're
gonna have to have one foursome.
So how about both Ben and Eve,
why don't you go join
Eleanor and Fabiola?
Presentations are due on Monday.
We could meet at my house.
I got a shitload of
Uncrustables in the freezer.
Nice.
Wait. So who are you?
This is Devi. She's cool.
And she's good at this stuff,
so it's like a guaranteed A.
- That's why I asked her.
- [TRENT] Sweet.
[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
- [SIGHS]
- [MAN] See you guys later.
Steve.
- Hi.
- Hi, Kamala.
You know, I was just at The
Cheesecake Factory for lunch.
Ordered our usual.
Loaded baked potato
tots, hold the bacon?
Yeah.
Couldn't finish it though.
I've been such a mess about our breakup.
Well, that, and also,
the portions are insane.
I saw someone eating
pasta out of a bucket.
I know. I think about you, too.
I saw a couple riding a tandem bike.
It made me think of how you
don't know how to ride a bike.
Yeah.
[SIGHS] Okay. Goodbye.
[SIGHS] Wait, Kamala, this is crazy.
Your parents can't force
you to marry this guy.
They're not forcing me.
I have a choice
between my family and a life of shame
that will disgrace me and my
descendants for generations.
That's bullshit.
Maybe it is, but I can't
betray my family. I'm sorry.
You'll have to take someone
else to the 21 Pilots concert
at the Honda Center.
[STAMMERS] Let me just say this.
I can't believe that a
woman who was brave enough
to travel halfway around the
world to pursue her dreams
would allow anyone to
dictate who she can be with.
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
[VIDEO GAME CHATTER]
So, Devi, what a pretty name.
You know, the woman who
threads my eyebrows is Indian.
- Do you know her?
- I don't know. What's her name?
I'm not sure. I want to say
Pragupshmala?
Hey. Sorry I'm late.
Paxton!
Oh, my goodness. All of that
swimming has given you some muscles.
If your prom date cancels on
you, you know where to find me.
[WHISPERS] At the nearest wine bar.
[CHUCKLES] Thanks. I'm
not too worried though.
I've been going to prom
since seventh grade.
[SOFTLY] Hmm, bet you could
pick me up and throw me.
Mom, get out! We need to do our project.
So should we start
brainstorming some ideas?
Mm, yeah. I got a really good idea.
What if there's an app that
turns your phone into a gun?
Then you can kill the Nazis
with your gun. Bam. War is over.
So, like, how would your app
turn your phone into a gun?
Same way Transformers work. You
just push a button, and it does it.
- Okay. Good idea, Trent.
- Thank you.
Since we are brainstorming, I
actually have some ideas, too.
Awesome. Let's see what you got, Lil' D.
[MCENROE] Holy shit! Did Paxton
H-Y just give her a nickname?
You don't do that
unless you plan on referring to
that person a ton in the future.
Speaking of D's, did
you see Zoe's Insta?
She posted a Boomerang of
her doing jumping jacks.
- Shut up.
- Whoa.
Whoa.
Dude, let me see.
Wow.
[TRENT] That bouncing's
mad hypnotic, yo.
We're redoing my acrylic gels.
I prefer a round square, and maybe
a tasteful ombre in neutral pinks.
Fab, what would you like?
Um
Clear nail polish, please.
Oh, come on. Try some fun nail art.
I saw a girl who had ice-cream
cones with sassy faces.
Uh, all right. Can I
get little computers?
No. That's ugly.
[SIGHS] Try something girly,
like a flower or a cute bird.
What's your favorite bird?
Um
I guess a chicken?
[WOMAN SIGHS]
Okay. So how's that
group project coming?
It's fine.
Eleanor and I got stuck
with this annoying kid, Ben,
and this other girl, Eve.
Uh-oh.
Sounds like someone has a crush.
What? No, I don't have a crush.
[MCENROE] As a scientist,
Fabiola was used
to a clear-cut, data-driven life.
[ROBOT] Hello, Fabiola.
And hello to you, Gears Brosnan.
Which is why she was struggling
with these new complicated emotions.
Oh, yeah? I mean, any time
I liked a boy in high school,
I always called him annoying.
Ew.
I don't have a crush on Ben.
He gets out of gym, because
he has a personal trainer.
Okay. Then which of the boys
in your class do you like?
[SCOFFS] No one.
I guess I technically have
a boyfriend named Alex Gomez.
What? Oh, my God, Fab!
- [CHUCKLES]
- I'm so happy.
I've been dying for
you to have a boyfriend.
Boyfriends are what
high school is all about.
Wait. He is human,
right? He's not a robot?
[WHISPERS] He's human.
[WHISPERS] Yes.
[SIGHS]
What would you like to watch, Devi?
I found a Bollywood
movie about a princess
who falls for a lowly street sweeper.
It's only seven hours long.
No, man. We're watching Riverdale.
Buckle up for some steamy teen romance.
[SWALLOWS]
These are high schoolers?
And their parents are okay with them
taking showers together in their homes?
Yeah, Kamala. Welcome
to American teen soaps.
The actors are also older than Mom.
Can I ask you a question?
Hmm.
What does it mean if a guy is
suddenly really nice to you?
Like, he chooses you for a group
project, and he gives you a nickname.
Sure the nickname is weirdly masculine,
but does it mean he wants
to be your boyfriend?
[EXHALES] Why are you asking me?
I don't know anything about boyfriends.
Did someone say that I
know about boyfriends?
I don't know who else to ask.
Mom married Dad. She never dated anyone.
Nor will I. My first
boyfriend will be my husband,
so I'm the wrong person to ask.
- [EATS POPCORN]
- Fine.
Sorry I brought it up.
I'm gonna get a drink.
[KAMALA] Wait. Is this
also a murder mystery?
What is this show?
[DEVI] Oh, my God!
Scram! Get out of my dad's
garden, you lousy coyote.
[WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS]
[MCENROE] Devi didn't consider herself
a particularly spiritual person,
but she couldn't deny that there
was something spooky going on here.
She felt as if she'd
met this coyote before,
as if they understood each other.
And then suddenly, she knew
exactly who this coyote was.
Dad?
After the supernatural
occurrence in her backyard,
Devi decided to search for
answers on the internet.
[PAXTON] Whoa.
It looks so good.
You killed it. Like,
it looks professional.
Thanks, Big P.
What?
'Cause earlier you called me Lil' D?
Oh, I did? Weird.
So I just wrote out the
mission statement and pitch
explaining to shareholders
how Bunkr will link Londoners
with available bomb shelters
during the blitzkrieg.
Trent, did you do the logo?
Yeah.
Whoop-pa!
- The B stands for Bunkr.
- Nice.
Totally.
I'm just concerned it's a little simple.
Maybe we could add a
person hiding inside the B.
Nah. That sounds busy. I like mine.
It was really cool of you
to do so much of the work.
And for what it's worth, I
did come up with a slogan.
That's great.
That's like ten percent
of our grade. What is it?
All right. Check me out.
"Bunkr. Just open up the
app by clicking on the icon.
Put in your address, and you'll
find a bunker in your neighborhood
if one is available.
Bunkr."
[LAUGHS] Yo, that slogan sucks.
Slogans are supposed
to be short and sexy.
Like, "Live más."
Shut up, dude. It's good.
It's good if you wanna
repeat the class a third time.
Just let Devi write it. She's
the smart one in the group.
No. It was good, Paxton,
but maybe I'll just take a quick
pass over your guys' section.
Make sure everything
flows well together.
Yeah, whatever. Just
as long as we're done.
Yo, you still game for
the kickback this weekend?
Oh, hell yeah. I'm there.
It's gonna be sick. My
parents are out of town.
My cousin will take me
to BevMo to get booze.
You're having a no-parents party?
Uh
I don't know if I'd call it that,
but yeah, it's gonna be fire.
Basically, everyone I know is invited.
Which reminds me
To keg, or not to keg?
[TRENT] That is the question.
[MCENROE] Devi thought to herself:
if everyone Trent knew was invited,
and Trent, technically, knew
her, then wasn't she invited?
This kickback was the perfect chance
to show Paxton that she could be cool
and get sex back on the agenda.
Jewber's a good idea.
You guys are crazy.
A ride-sharing app to help
the Jews escape the Nazis?
[CHUCKLES] It's brilliant.
No, it's not.
It's an app that tells a stranger
the exact location of a Jewish person
and sends a car to round them up.
Whatever. It's a good idea from
the smartest person in the room,
and you're all hating on it
'cause you are anti-Semitic.
I actually am Jewish.
Oh.
You're fine, but you guys suck.
You're totally useless
without your Commander in Dork.
Devi is no dork. She's a
trailblazing Indian diva
that marches to the
beat of her own drummer.
[CHUCKLES] Last Halloween, she did
a couple's costume with a librarian.
That is pretty classic dork behavior.
Oh, yeah? Would a dork be sleeping
with Paxton Hall-Yoshida from school?
- Uh-huh. Yeah, right.
- It's true.
Devi V and Paxton H-Y are plundering
each other's bods on the reg.
Sure. Whatever.
Look, I'm gonna go do the project
on my own, like I wanted to before.
You guys will just have
to like what I make.
[PHONE CHIMES]
Oliver's here.
We're going to sit in his hot
tub and sing at each other.
Bye, queens.
I should get going, too.
Oh, I like your nails.
Those chickens are cute.
Thanks.
Uh, before you go, I wanted to ask.
A couple of my friends and
I are going to a fundraiser
for a queer youth center this weekend.
It should be cool, if you're interested.
Why would you invite me to that?
Because I thought you might be into it.
Why didn't you invite Eleanor and Ben?
I don't know. They
were sort of a lot.
- And I thought maybe
- I think you have the wrong idea about me.
So I'm going to my first party.
Well, that should be fun.
Which brings me to my question.
Do you mind going to the
store and buying me a thong?
- What?
- My mom won't buy them for me.
Just like a simple red lace thong
with a rhinestone phrase on
the front that says "do me."
I will not be buying
you a tacky-ass thong.
Fine. I'll just cut the cheeks out
of my normal underwear. Whatever.
What matters is, is
that life is good now,
and I can basically forget about
all that bad stuff that happened before.
Well, forgetting is not the goal.
We're trying to process
all that's happened to you,
especially losing your father.
I am processing.
In fact, I talked to
my dad the other night.
Okay. You used the grief journal.
No. He came to me as a coyote.
Excuse me?
Are you gonna be weird about this?
Because if you are, I'm
not gonna talk about it.
You know, this is a
safe space. Go ahead.
Okay. Well
the other night, there was
a coyote in my backyard,
and it was legit my dad.
He was in my dad's garden,
picked up my dad's tennis ball,
plus, his eyes
It was just him!
That is a beautiful thing.
[DR. RYAN] Hmm?
And going forward,
you might see your dad as a butterfly,
or a bird, or a gentle breeze, or
No. Dr. Ryan,
I didn't see him metaphorically
with my heart or some shit.
My eyes saw my father's
soul in the body of a coyote.
Okay.
Well, if you see that coyote again,
I want you to talk to him.
Tell him what you're feeling, hmm?
- I will.
- Good girl.
So if you're not
gonna buy me a thong,
do you have any alcohol in here
that I could take to the party?
Out.
Hey, Mom. Sorry to interrupt,
but I actually have a chore
of my own that I have to do.
We didn't finish our project,
so now I have to go
back to Trent's house.
I'm super bummed.
This project is not yet done?
- Have you partnered with stupid people?
- Mom, I told you.
The guidance counselor says
that parents aren't allowed
to use the S-word anymore.
This is why the American
school system is failing,
because everybody is
treated like they're special
when most of them should just
drop out and learn a trade.
Maybe if America had more
air traffic controllers,
we wouldn't be in debt to China.
Is your rant over, or
can I go to Trent's?
Yeah, it's fine. Take him
a box of See's Candies.
Not the clusters.
Those are for my work associates.
No one in America does that, Mom.
Again, that is why China is beating us.
No child of mine shall go to
someone's house in the evening
without taking a delicious box
of confections for the parents.
[CHATTER OVER TV]
Wait. Are you watching Riverdale?
Yes. I had to start from the
beginning to understand their journeys.
What's so interesting about this show
is everyone has different backgrounds,
- but they're all hot.
- Cool.
Well, I'm gonna go study
at a friend's house.
That's why I borrowed
your thigh-high boots.
I don't understand the correlation.
- Why would you
- [DOOR SLAMS]
[OVER TV] I am
glad that you're safe,
and as much as I like Jughead,
I am so glad that you are
done with that family.
Done? I love Jughead.
He's as much as my family as you are.
More so right now.
You are not going anywhere, young lady.
[BETTY] I'm going to look for Jughead.
Do not push me tonight, Mom,
because I will push back.
[KAMALA] Oh, Betty.
How brave you are to
stand up to your parents.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, hey. What are you doing here?
Did you forget your
calculator or something?
Whoa! Devi, you came.
And you brought California Brittle.
This slaps. Come in.
- Do you want a drink?
- Oh, yeah.
Beer me. Love that bread soda.
Do people call it that?
Yeah, I think they do.
Are you not having one?
No. I don't drink during swim season.
You gotta keep the body right, you know?
Yeah, totally.
If I had your body,
I'd treat it right too.
I'm so sorry. That was
such a weird thing to say.
It's all right. You're a weird girl.
[MCENROE] Hey, I don't know
what any of this means.
That was like an insult, but
ended with some flirty touching?
In my day, if you liked someone,
you pointed to them in the stands,
and they threw their bra at you.
This? I don't know what this is.
Yo, yo, yo.
Phil took some shrooms.
He's having a bad trip.
You wanna go mess with him?
Hell yeah. Does your
mom have any old dolls?
- He'll shit himself.
- Oh, yeah.
[PAXTON] Phil!
Hey. I think we go to
the same eye doctor.
Next to Chipotle?
'Sup, people? Who wants some 'za?
I wish he brought tacos.
[SCOFFS]
Can I get you a Gatorade?
- 'Cause you seem real thirsty.
- What are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be counting
your friends on two fingers?
[SCOFFS] You're one to talk.
How are you even here?
These people don't like you.
Yeah, they do. Hey, what's up, Trent?
Whatever.
Shira plays field hockey
with Zoe, so she invited us.
- And there it is.
- Yeah. Who are you here with?
I've basically been
talking to Paxton all night.
So I guess I'd say him.
Oh, yeah? That Paxton?
Oh, my God, Paxton, stop it.
You're gonna, like, make
me spill my vodka cran.
Wow, Paxton and Zoe. It's
a pretty hot couple, huh?
[SCOFFS] She's only hot
from the boobs down
and the chin up.
But her neck is kinda busted.
[MCENROE] What made Devi most sad
wasn't seeing Paxton all over
the hottest girl in her grade.
It was that she let herself believe
she actually had a shot with him.
- [COUGHS]
- Whoa, maybe you should slow down.
Maybe you should shut up.
Well
[MCENROE] Drunk and rude,
Devi was indulging in what I would
call self-destructive behavior.
Holy shit! There's a coyote on the lawn.
[WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING]
[SIGHS]
Whoa. What are you doing?
Don't worry. He won't hurt me.
[GIRL] Devi, be careful.
Dad?
I knew it was you.
I miss you so much.
You're here to cheer me up, right?
- [DEVI YELLS]
- [CROWD GASPS]
[DEVI] Ah! No!
Yo, a coyote just ate one of the UN!
That was like a straight-up
Red Riding Hood, man.
Are you dead?
[GRUNTS]
Come on. Just hold on to me. I got you.
[ENGINE STARTS]
Oh, my God, you guys.
I should have never gone
to the kickback without you.
I legit got mauled.
Who cares? You're with Paxton, right?
You're gonna have hospital
sex like on Grey's Anatomy.
Oh! Try to do it upright
in the supply closet.
I don't think I have
access to the supply closet.
Fine. Then just do it in the morgue.
I'm not gonna do it in the morgue.
Do what in the morgue?
- [ENDS CALL]
- Uh steal bones.
Yeah, good call. You could,
like, go to jail for that.
Thanks.
- Hey, you're all over Instagram right now.
- What do you mean?
Yeah, everyone thinks you died.
Let's take a pic. Let
them know you're good.
Wait. You're posting that to your grid?
Not just a temporary story?
Yeah. Tag yourself in it.
Can I ask you?
What were you thinking getting
so close to that coyote?
This is gonna sound insane, but
I thought it was my dead dad.
Obviously it wasn't,
because, you know, it bit me.
I feel you.
Wait. So you don't think I'm crazy?
No, I think you're crazy,
but in a good way.
[MCENROE] Wait. Was this it?
Was this the moment Devi
had been waiting for?
That's why it's cool we're friends.
Friends?
Ouch! I bet that hurts
worse than that coyote bite.
Goddamn it, Devi!
Who are you? What are you doing?
Hi, Dr. Vishwakumar.
Devi got bit by a coyote, but
she's in stable condition now.
Oh, is she? Is she in stable condition?
How are her vitals?
Tell me more, Dr. Walking HPV Infection.
- Get the hell out of here.
- Mom!
Get out.
Oh, my God, kanna.
Do you know how worried I was
when I got a call you'd
been eaten by a wild animal?
Then I got here and the nurse
told me all this happened
because you were drunk!
Ow, my shoulder!
What on Earth possessed you
to misbehave this way, huh?
I know. I know I messed up.
I was just trying to
be a normal teenager.
Normal teenagers end up in prison.
Or worse, working in Jersey Mike's.
I hope you had fun,
because you are grounded
until the day you graduate.
No, no. I'm sorry. Until
the day your kids graduate.
I'll go find your doctor now.
[PHONE CHIMES]
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
Kamala? What are you doing here?
I thought you might like some loaded
baked potato tots, hold the bacon.
Look, this is really nice, but
I think it's too hard
for us to be just friends.
I'm not here to be friends.
I want to be with you
even if you were from
the wrong side of town,
or your dad was in jail
for embezzling money.
I was with you up until that last part.
I'm sorry.
I just watched 16 hours of Riverdale.
Plus, some fan fiction where
Jughead kisses Harry Potter.
So, wait.
You wanna be with me?
[SIGHS] Yes.
[LAUGHS]
But what about your family?
I don't care what they think.
But also, I'm not going
to tell them about this,
and we'll still just pretend
I'm getting an arranged marriage.
Is that okay?
I stopped listening after you
said you wanted to be with me.
[BEN] Our app will help keep you
safe from catastrophic bomb attacks.
Imagine you're waking up to
a normal day in Hiroshima,
and you're wondering if
it's safe to go outside.
Looks like Monday and
Tuesday, clear skies.
Why don't you head to the park?
But what's that coming up on Wednesday?
Uh-oh, it's an atomic bomb
[IMITATES EXPLOSION]
so get out of town,
but don't go to Nagasaki.
Very inventive. Very inventive.
All right, next group.
Paxton, Trent, and Devi.
So our group made an app called Bunkr.
Imagine being in France in
the middle of the blitzkeg.
Blitzkrieg.
How do you find a safe place to
hide so that you don't get exploded?
With Bunkr, you can locate safe spots
to hide within your neighborhood,
whether from a German bomber or
Or a coyote, whoo!
Coyote girl! Yeah!
Coyote girl Whoo!
Coyote girl! Whoo!
Coyote girl!
[CLASS CHEERING]
[YIPPING, WHOOPING]
- Coyote girl!
- Whoo!
[MCENROE] The coyote may
not have been her dad
trying to communicate with
her from the other side,
but ultimately, he was a friend.
[WHOOPING CONTINUES]
What do you think will happen
to you on a full moon though?
- That's a werewolf, dude.
- Oh, yeah. [CHUCKLES]
Hey, Eve. I
Hey, Fab, you want to go
to Yogurtland after school?
If we get enough samples, we
can squeeze them into a big cup.
Alex, as appealing as that date sounds,
I think you need to find
another woman to get yogurt with.
Hey, Tiffany, you wanna go
to Yogurtland after school?
If we get enough samples, we
can squeeze them into a big cup.
Mm-hmm.
Sick.
["DON'T STOP DREAMING"
BY CELEBRATION PLAYING]
[GEARS BROSNAN] Hello. How are you?
[TYPING]
I am a robot.
[PHONE CHIMES]
Oh ♪
Fly ♪
Dream about ♪
What happens ♪
Anyway you stack it up ♪
[GEARS BROSNAN] I'm gay.
Dream about ♪
The days to come ♪
All is healed ♪
Don't stop dreaming ♪
Don't you stop dreaming ♪
Think of this ♪
And even though I've given up ♪
I've got to give ♪
Don't stop dreaming ♪
See my fit, it's a fit ♪
Yeah, I'm fit, take a flick ♪
See my fit, it's a fit, it's a fit ♪
Yeah, I'm fresh as fly as nobody ♪
In this room here gon' try it ♪
See my fit, it's a fit ♪
Yeah, I'm fit, take a flick ♪
See my fit, it's a fit, it's a fit ♪
Looking like a million bucks ♪
Everybody tryna buy
my style for what ♪
I don't really know ♪
Why you gassin' her up ♪
When her fur is a faux ♪
And she don't even know ♪
Who's gonna stop me? ♪
Who's gonna stop me? Copy ♪
Huh? Who's gonna stop me?
Who's gonna stop me? ♪
Watch me flex on 'em ♪
Who's gonna stop me? ♪
Who's gonna stop me? Copy ♪
Huh? Who's gonna stop me? ♪
Who's gonna stop me? ♪
Watch me flex on 'em ♪
Yeah, see my fit, it's a fit ♪
Yeah, I'm fit, take a flick ♪
See my fit, it's a fit, it's a fit ♪
Yeah, I'm fresh as fly as nobody ♪
Oliver! What are you doing?
- [OLIVER] Uh nothin', babe.
- I'm so sorry.
I am so sorry for getting in the
background of your amazing video.
- Did I ruin it?
- I don't know.
Oliver, do you think her fit,
shapely body ruined the video?
- This feels like a trap.
- It is.
Okay. Now that you guys are
all done with that nonsense,
I think it's time you kids head home.
I need Devi here to weed the garden.
The rotting tomatoes
are attracting rats.
But that was Dad's garden. Why
do I have to take care of it now?
Oh, I could do it,
if you don't mind taking
over my dermatology practice.
Then we'd both have an equal job.
Fine, but can I have five minutes
of privacy with my friends please?
Three minutes.
And the boy must leave now.
Uh, c can I take the
rest of my soda with me?
Take your Dew and go.
- I'll see you later, mi amor.
- Okay.
- [FABIOLA] How many likes have we gotten?
- Only two so far.
One from Eleanor's
dad and another from
Eleanor's dad's dental practice.
Makes sense. He's trying
to get on my good side,
so I'll be nicer to my stepmom.
Not gonna happen, Sharon. You're basic.
What about Paxton? He must've liked it.
No, not yet.
[MCENROE] The truth is, Paxton and Devi
were kind of nothing at the moment.
If we're cool now, should we
meet up in your garage tomorrow?
Actually, I don't think
that's a good idea anymore.
It just got weird, you know?
[MCENROE] That's why she wanted to post
this thirst trap in the first place
so Paxton would like
it, and maybe like her.
Wait. I don't see you guys
talk that much at school.
Is he just using you as a sexy side
piece and ignoring you in public?
That's disgusting.
Right, the sex.
No. Our relationship is
rock solid. Don't sweat it.
Has he introduced you to his friends?
- No, but
- That tool!
- He's ashamed of you.
- I don't know if you'd call it ashamed.
Oh, believe me. He's ashamed.
That's why I hate all men.
Well, except for your
boyfriend, Alex Gomez.
[STAMMERS] Yeah, no. Alex Gomez.
I love that little guy.
He's so important to me.
Devi, if Paxton doesn't acknowledge you,
I swear to you, I will wreck him.
I took three semesters in stage combat.
[FORCEFULLY EXHALES]
[NALINI] Your three minutes are up!
[SIGHS] Bye, guys.
I'll never let you go ♪
I'll never let you go ♪
I'll never let you go ♪
[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
- Devi, do you know what this is?
- A tomato.
Nope. It is the best
tomato in all the world,
because we grew it here.
It is the literal fruit of
our patience and hard work.
Then why do the other ones look so bad?
They have bugs in them.
I need to buy some spray.
[MOHAN] Come. Let's go inside
and show this to your mom.
[DEVI] Mom, Mom, guess what we found?
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
What if Anne Frank had an iPhone?
What if Winston Churchill had Wi-Fi?
This week, we're gonna break up
into groups to pitch app ideas
that could've been used to mitigate
the atrocities of the second World War.
- [CLASS GROANS]
- [BEN] Just for one day, can we learn
something that'll be
on the future AP tests?
Come on. I worked really hard
to find a lesson that was
outside the box for you guys.
Whatever. Just break
up into groups of three.
You want to be in my group?
[MCENROE] Whoa. Had he seen her sexy
dance video and changed his mind?
Uh, yeah, sure. I could make that work.
- Cool. I'll be in your group too.
- [PAXTON] Cool.
[MR. SHAPIRO] Okay. Who
doesn't have a group yet?
Ben could be in our group.
[BEN] I prefer to work alone.
I don't want anyone diluting
the quality of my project.
Actually, it looks like we're
gonna have to have one foursome.
So how about both Ben and Eve,
why don't you go join
Eleanor and Fabiola?
Presentations are due on Monday.
We could meet at my house.
I got a shitload of
Uncrustables in the freezer.
Nice.
Wait. So who are you?
This is Devi. She's cool.
And she's good at this stuff,
so it's like a guaranteed A.
- That's why I asked her.
- [TRENT] Sweet.
[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
- [SIGHS]
- [MAN] See you guys later.
Steve.
- Hi.
- Hi, Kamala.
You know, I was just at The
Cheesecake Factory for lunch.
Ordered our usual.
Loaded baked potato
tots, hold the bacon?
Yeah.
Couldn't finish it though.
I've been such a mess about our breakup.
Well, that, and also,
the portions are insane.
I saw someone eating
pasta out of a bucket.
I know. I think about you, too.
I saw a couple riding a tandem bike.
It made me think of how you
don't know how to ride a bike.
Yeah.
[SIGHS] Okay. Goodbye.
[SIGHS] Wait, Kamala, this is crazy.
Your parents can't force
you to marry this guy.
They're not forcing me.
I have a choice
between my family and a life of shame
that will disgrace me and my
descendants for generations.
That's bullshit.
Maybe it is, but I can't
betray my family. I'm sorry.
You'll have to take someone
else to the 21 Pilots concert
at the Honda Center.
[STAMMERS] Let me just say this.
I can't believe that a
woman who was brave enough
to travel halfway around the
world to pursue her dreams
would allow anyone to
dictate who she can be with.
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
[VIDEO GAME CHATTER]
So, Devi, what a pretty name.
You know, the woman who
threads my eyebrows is Indian.
- Do you know her?
- I don't know. What's her name?
I'm not sure. I want to say
Pragupshmala?
Hey. Sorry I'm late.
Paxton!
Oh, my goodness. All of that
swimming has given you some muscles.
If your prom date cancels on
you, you know where to find me.
[WHISPERS] At the nearest wine bar.
[CHUCKLES] Thanks. I'm
not too worried though.
I've been going to prom
since seventh grade.
[SOFTLY] Hmm, bet you could
pick me up and throw me.
Mom, get out! We need to do our project.
So should we start
brainstorming some ideas?
Mm, yeah. I got a really good idea.
What if there's an app that
turns your phone into a gun?
Then you can kill the Nazis
with your gun. Bam. War is over.
So, like, how would your app
turn your phone into a gun?
Same way Transformers work. You
just push a button, and it does it.
- Okay. Good idea, Trent.
- Thank you.
Since we are brainstorming, I
actually have some ideas, too.
Awesome. Let's see what you got, Lil' D.
[MCENROE] Holy shit! Did Paxton
H-Y just give her a nickname?
You don't do that
unless you plan on referring to
that person a ton in the future.
Speaking of D's, did
you see Zoe's Insta?
She posted a Boomerang of
her doing jumping jacks.
- Shut up.
- Whoa.
Whoa.
Dude, let me see.
Wow.
[TRENT] That bouncing's
mad hypnotic, yo.
We're redoing my acrylic gels.
I prefer a round square, and maybe
a tasteful ombre in neutral pinks.
Fab, what would you like?
Um
Clear nail polish, please.
Oh, come on. Try some fun nail art.
I saw a girl who had ice-cream
cones with sassy faces.
Uh, all right. Can I
get little computers?
No. That's ugly.
[SIGHS] Try something girly,
like a flower or a cute bird.
What's your favorite bird?
Um
I guess a chicken?
[WOMAN SIGHS]
Okay. So how's that
group project coming?
It's fine.
Eleanor and I got stuck
with this annoying kid, Ben,
and this other girl, Eve.
Uh-oh.
Sounds like someone has a crush.
What? No, I don't have a crush.
[MCENROE] As a scientist,
Fabiola was used
to a clear-cut, data-driven life.
[ROBOT] Hello, Fabiola.
And hello to you, Gears Brosnan.
Which is why she was struggling
with these new complicated emotions.
Oh, yeah? I mean, any time
I liked a boy in high school,
I always called him annoying.
Ew.
I don't have a crush on Ben.
He gets out of gym, because
he has a personal trainer.
Okay. Then which of the boys
in your class do you like?
[SCOFFS] No one.
I guess I technically have
a boyfriend named Alex Gomez.
What? Oh, my God, Fab!
- [CHUCKLES]
- I'm so happy.
I've been dying for
you to have a boyfriend.
Boyfriends are what
high school is all about.
Wait. He is human,
right? He's not a robot?
[WHISPERS] He's human.
[WHISPERS] Yes.
[SIGHS]
What would you like to watch, Devi?
I found a Bollywood
movie about a princess
who falls for a lowly street sweeper.
It's only seven hours long.
No, man. We're watching Riverdale.
Buckle up for some steamy teen romance.
[SWALLOWS]
These are high schoolers?
And their parents are okay with them
taking showers together in their homes?
Yeah, Kamala. Welcome
to American teen soaps.
The actors are also older than Mom.
Can I ask you a question?
Hmm.
What does it mean if a guy is
suddenly really nice to you?
Like, he chooses you for a group
project, and he gives you a nickname.
Sure the nickname is weirdly masculine,
but does it mean he wants
to be your boyfriend?
[EXHALES] Why are you asking me?
I don't know anything about boyfriends.
Did someone say that I
know about boyfriends?
I don't know who else to ask.
Mom married Dad. She never dated anyone.
Nor will I. My first
boyfriend will be my husband,
so I'm the wrong person to ask.
- [EATS POPCORN]
- Fine.
Sorry I brought it up.
I'm gonna get a drink.
[KAMALA] Wait. Is this
also a murder mystery?
What is this show?
[DEVI] Oh, my God!
Scram! Get out of my dad's
garden, you lousy coyote.
[WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS]
[MCENROE] Devi didn't consider herself
a particularly spiritual person,
but she couldn't deny that there
was something spooky going on here.
She felt as if she'd
met this coyote before,
as if they understood each other.
And then suddenly, she knew
exactly who this coyote was.
Dad?
After the supernatural
occurrence in her backyard,
Devi decided to search for
answers on the internet.
[PAXTON] Whoa.
It looks so good.
You killed it. Like,
it looks professional.
Thanks, Big P.
What?
'Cause earlier you called me Lil' D?
Oh, I did? Weird.
So I just wrote out the
mission statement and pitch
explaining to shareholders
how Bunkr will link Londoners
with available bomb shelters
during the blitzkrieg.
Trent, did you do the logo?
Yeah.
Whoop-pa!
- The B stands for Bunkr.
- Nice.
Totally.
I'm just concerned it's a little simple.
Maybe we could add a
person hiding inside the B.
Nah. That sounds busy. I like mine.
It was really cool of you
to do so much of the work.
And for what it's worth, I
did come up with a slogan.
That's great.
That's like ten percent
of our grade. What is it?
All right. Check me out.
"Bunkr. Just open up the
app by clicking on the icon.
Put in your address, and you'll
find a bunker in your neighborhood
if one is available.
Bunkr."
[LAUGHS] Yo, that slogan sucks.
Slogans are supposed
to be short and sexy.
Like, "Live más."
Shut up, dude. It's good.
It's good if you wanna
repeat the class a third time.
Just let Devi write it. She's
the smart one in the group.
No. It was good, Paxton,
but maybe I'll just take a quick
pass over your guys' section.
Make sure everything
flows well together.
Yeah, whatever. Just
as long as we're done.
Yo, you still game for
the kickback this weekend?
Oh, hell yeah. I'm there.
It's gonna be sick. My
parents are out of town.
My cousin will take me
to BevMo to get booze.
You're having a no-parents party?
Uh
I don't know if I'd call it that,
but yeah, it's gonna be fire.
Basically, everyone I know is invited.
Which reminds me
To keg, or not to keg?
[TRENT] That is the question.
[MCENROE] Devi thought to herself:
if everyone Trent knew was invited,
and Trent, technically, knew
her, then wasn't she invited?
This kickback was the perfect chance
to show Paxton that she could be cool
and get sex back on the agenda.
Jewber's a good idea.
You guys are crazy.
A ride-sharing app to help
the Jews escape the Nazis?
[CHUCKLES] It's brilliant.
No, it's not.
It's an app that tells a stranger
the exact location of a Jewish person
and sends a car to round them up.
Whatever. It's a good idea from
the smartest person in the room,
and you're all hating on it
'cause you are anti-Semitic.
I actually am Jewish.
Oh.
You're fine, but you guys suck.
You're totally useless
without your Commander in Dork.
Devi is no dork. She's a
trailblazing Indian diva
that marches to the
beat of her own drummer.
[CHUCKLES] Last Halloween, she did
a couple's costume with a librarian.
That is pretty classic dork behavior.
Oh, yeah? Would a dork be sleeping
with Paxton Hall-Yoshida from school?
- Uh-huh. Yeah, right.
- It's true.
Devi V and Paxton H-Y are plundering
each other's bods on the reg.
Sure. Whatever.
Look, I'm gonna go do the project
on my own, like I wanted to before.
You guys will just have
to like what I make.
[PHONE CHIMES]
Oliver's here.
We're going to sit in his hot
tub and sing at each other.
Bye, queens.
I should get going, too.
Oh, I like your nails.
Those chickens are cute.
Thanks.
Uh, before you go, I wanted to ask.
A couple of my friends and
I are going to a fundraiser
for a queer youth center this weekend.
It should be cool, if you're interested.
Why would you invite me to that?
Because I thought you might be into it.
Why didn't you invite Eleanor and Ben?
I don't know. They
were sort of a lot.
- And I thought maybe
- I think you have the wrong idea about me.
So I'm going to my first party.
Well, that should be fun.
Which brings me to my question.
Do you mind going to the
store and buying me a thong?
- What?
- My mom won't buy them for me.
Just like a simple red lace thong
with a rhinestone phrase on
the front that says "do me."
I will not be buying
you a tacky-ass thong.
Fine. I'll just cut the cheeks out
of my normal underwear. Whatever.
What matters is, is
that life is good now,
and I can basically forget about
all that bad stuff that happened before.
Well, forgetting is not the goal.
We're trying to process
all that's happened to you,
especially losing your father.
I am processing.
In fact, I talked to
my dad the other night.
Okay. You used the grief journal.
No. He came to me as a coyote.
Excuse me?
Are you gonna be weird about this?
Because if you are, I'm
not gonna talk about it.
You know, this is a
safe space. Go ahead.
Okay. Well
the other night, there was
a coyote in my backyard,
and it was legit my dad.
He was in my dad's garden,
picked up my dad's tennis ball,
plus, his eyes
It was just him!
That is a beautiful thing.
[DR. RYAN] Hmm?
And going forward,
you might see your dad as a butterfly,
or a bird, or a gentle breeze, or
No. Dr. Ryan,
I didn't see him metaphorically
with my heart or some shit.
My eyes saw my father's
soul in the body of a coyote.
Okay.
Well, if you see that coyote again,
I want you to talk to him.
Tell him what you're feeling, hmm?
- I will.
- Good girl.
So if you're not
gonna buy me a thong,
do you have any alcohol in here
that I could take to the party?
Out.
Hey, Mom. Sorry to interrupt,
but I actually have a chore
of my own that I have to do.
We didn't finish our project,
so now I have to go
back to Trent's house.
I'm super bummed.
This project is not yet done?
- Have you partnered with stupid people?
- Mom, I told you.
The guidance counselor says
that parents aren't allowed
to use the S-word anymore.
This is why the American
school system is failing,
because everybody is
treated like they're special
when most of them should just
drop out and learn a trade.
Maybe if America had more
air traffic controllers,
we wouldn't be in debt to China.
Is your rant over, or
can I go to Trent's?
Yeah, it's fine. Take him
a box of See's Candies.
Not the clusters.
Those are for my work associates.
No one in America does that, Mom.
Again, that is why China is beating us.
No child of mine shall go to
someone's house in the evening
without taking a delicious box
of confections for the parents.
[CHATTER OVER TV]
Wait. Are you watching Riverdale?
Yes. I had to start from the
beginning to understand their journeys.
What's so interesting about this show
is everyone has different backgrounds,
- but they're all hot.
- Cool.
Well, I'm gonna go study
at a friend's house.
That's why I borrowed
your thigh-high boots.
I don't understand the correlation.
- Why would you
- [DOOR SLAMS]
[OVER TV] I am
glad that you're safe,
and as much as I like Jughead,
I am so glad that you are
done with that family.
Done? I love Jughead.
He's as much as my family as you are.
More so right now.
You are not going anywhere, young lady.
[BETTY] I'm going to look for Jughead.
Do not push me tonight, Mom,
because I will push back.
[KAMALA] Oh, Betty.
How brave you are to
stand up to your parents.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, hey. What are you doing here?
Did you forget your
calculator or something?
Whoa! Devi, you came.
And you brought California Brittle.
This slaps. Come in.
- Do you want a drink?
- Oh, yeah.
Beer me. Love that bread soda.
Do people call it that?
Yeah, I think they do.
Are you not having one?
No. I don't drink during swim season.
You gotta keep the body right, you know?
Yeah, totally.
If I had your body,
I'd treat it right too.
I'm so sorry. That was
such a weird thing to say.
It's all right. You're a weird girl.
[MCENROE] Hey, I don't know
what any of this means.
That was like an insult, but
ended with some flirty touching?
In my day, if you liked someone,
you pointed to them in the stands,
and they threw their bra at you.
This? I don't know what this is.
Yo, yo, yo.
Phil took some shrooms.
He's having a bad trip.
You wanna go mess with him?
Hell yeah. Does your
mom have any old dolls?
- He'll shit himself.
- Oh, yeah.
[PAXTON] Phil!
Hey. I think we go to
the same eye doctor.
Next to Chipotle?
'Sup, people? Who wants some 'za?
I wish he brought tacos.
[SCOFFS]
Can I get you a Gatorade?
- 'Cause you seem real thirsty.
- What are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be counting
your friends on two fingers?
[SCOFFS] You're one to talk.
How are you even here?
These people don't like you.
Yeah, they do. Hey, what's up, Trent?
Whatever.
Shira plays field hockey
with Zoe, so she invited us.
- And there it is.
- Yeah. Who are you here with?
I've basically been
talking to Paxton all night.
So I guess I'd say him.
Oh, yeah? That Paxton?
Oh, my God, Paxton, stop it.
You're gonna, like, make
me spill my vodka cran.
Wow, Paxton and Zoe. It's
a pretty hot couple, huh?
[SCOFFS] She's only hot
from the boobs down
and the chin up.
But her neck is kinda busted.
[MCENROE] What made Devi most sad
wasn't seeing Paxton all over
the hottest girl in her grade.
It was that she let herself believe
she actually had a shot with him.
- [COUGHS]
- Whoa, maybe you should slow down.
Maybe you should shut up.
Well
[MCENROE] Drunk and rude,
Devi was indulging in what I would
call self-destructive behavior.
Holy shit! There's a coyote on the lawn.
[WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING]
[SIGHS]
Whoa. What are you doing?
Don't worry. He won't hurt me.
[GIRL] Devi, be careful.
Dad?
I knew it was you.
I miss you so much.
You're here to cheer me up, right?
- [DEVI YELLS]
- [CROWD GASPS]
[DEVI] Ah! No!
Yo, a coyote just ate one of the UN!
That was like a straight-up
Red Riding Hood, man.
Are you dead?
[GRUNTS]
Come on. Just hold on to me. I got you.
[ENGINE STARTS]
Oh, my God, you guys.
I should have never gone
to the kickback without you.
I legit got mauled.
Who cares? You're with Paxton, right?
You're gonna have hospital
sex like on Grey's Anatomy.
Oh! Try to do it upright
in the supply closet.
I don't think I have
access to the supply closet.
Fine. Then just do it in the morgue.
I'm not gonna do it in the morgue.
Do what in the morgue?
- [ENDS CALL]
- Uh steal bones.
Yeah, good call. You could,
like, go to jail for that.
Thanks.
- Hey, you're all over Instagram right now.
- What do you mean?
Yeah, everyone thinks you died.
Let's take a pic. Let
them know you're good.
Wait. You're posting that to your grid?
Not just a temporary story?
Yeah. Tag yourself in it.
Can I ask you?
What were you thinking getting
so close to that coyote?
This is gonna sound insane, but
I thought it was my dead dad.
Obviously it wasn't,
because, you know, it bit me.
I feel you.
Wait. So you don't think I'm crazy?
No, I think you're crazy,
but in a good way.
[MCENROE] Wait. Was this it?
Was this the moment Devi
had been waiting for?
That's why it's cool we're friends.
Friends?
Ouch! I bet that hurts
worse than that coyote bite.
Goddamn it, Devi!
Who are you? What are you doing?
Hi, Dr. Vishwakumar.
Devi got bit by a coyote, but
she's in stable condition now.
Oh, is she? Is she in stable condition?
How are her vitals?
Tell me more, Dr. Walking HPV Infection.
- Get the hell out of here.
- Mom!
Get out.
Oh, my God, kanna.
Do you know how worried I was
when I got a call you'd
been eaten by a wild animal?
Then I got here and the nurse
told me all this happened
because you were drunk!
Ow, my shoulder!
What on Earth possessed you
to misbehave this way, huh?
I know. I know I messed up.
I was just trying to
be a normal teenager.
Normal teenagers end up in prison.
Or worse, working in Jersey Mike's.
I hope you had fun,
because you are grounded
until the day you graduate.
No, no. I'm sorry. Until
the day your kids graduate.
I'll go find your doctor now.
[PHONE CHIMES]
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
Kamala? What are you doing here?
I thought you might like some loaded
baked potato tots, hold the bacon.
Look, this is really nice, but
I think it's too hard
for us to be just friends.
I'm not here to be friends.
I want to be with you
even if you were from
the wrong side of town,
or your dad was in jail
for embezzling money.
I was with you up until that last part.
I'm sorry.
I just watched 16 hours of Riverdale.
Plus, some fan fiction where
Jughead kisses Harry Potter.
So, wait.
You wanna be with me?
[SIGHS] Yes.
[LAUGHS]
But what about your family?
I don't care what they think.
But also, I'm not going
to tell them about this,
and we'll still just pretend
I'm getting an arranged marriage.
Is that okay?
I stopped listening after you
said you wanted to be with me.
[BEN] Our app will help keep you
safe from catastrophic bomb attacks.
Imagine you're waking up to
a normal day in Hiroshima,
and you're wondering if
it's safe to go outside.
Looks like Monday and
Tuesday, clear skies.
Why don't you head to the park?
But what's that coming up on Wednesday?
Uh-oh, it's an atomic bomb
[IMITATES EXPLOSION]
so get out of town,
but don't go to Nagasaki.
Very inventive. Very inventive.
All right, next group.
Paxton, Trent, and Devi.
So our group made an app called Bunkr.
Imagine being in France in
the middle of the blitzkeg.
Blitzkrieg.
How do you find a safe place to
hide so that you don't get exploded?
With Bunkr, you can locate safe spots
to hide within your neighborhood,
whether from a German bomber or
Or a coyote, whoo!
Coyote girl! Yeah!
Coyote girl Whoo!
Coyote girl! Whoo!
Coyote girl!
[CLASS CHEERING]
[YIPPING, WHOOPING]
- Coyote girl!
- Whoo!
[MCENROE] The coyote may
not have been her dad
trying to communicate with
her from the other side,
but ultimately, he was a friend.
[WHOOPING CONTINUES]
What do you think will happen
to you on a full moon though?
- That's a werewolf, dude.
- Oh, yeah. [CHUCKLES]
Hey, Eve. I
Hey, Fab, you want to go
to Yogurtland after school?
If we get enough samples, we
can squeeze them into a big cup.
Alex, as appealing as that date sounds,
I think you need to find
another woman to get yogurt with.
Hey, Tiffany, you wanna go
to Yogurtland after school?
If we get enough samples, we
can squeeze them into a big cup.
Mm-hmm.
Sick.
["DON'T STOP DREAMING"
BY CELEBRATION PLAYING]
[GEARS BROSNAN] Hello. How are you?
[TYPING]
I am a robot.
[PHONE CHIMES]
Oh ♪
Fly ♪
Dream about ♪
What happens ♪
Anyway you stack it up ♪
[GEARS BROSNAN] I'm gay.
Dream about ♪
The days to come ♪
All is healed ♪
Don't stop dreaming ♪
Don't you stop dreaming ♪
Think of this ♪
And even though I've given up ♪
I've got to give ♪
Don't stop dreaming ♪