Ninja Kamui (2024) s01e03 Episode Script

Father in heaven,
please stop the demons.
Stop the demon!
What a nice piece of ass.
What a dull job that was.
I can't believe I couldn't even get hard
playing with those bastards.
My big asset here is going to waste,
so just let the others handle it
next time.
What do you say, Master Yamaji?
A sword is a weapon
with no will of its own.
Okay, boss.
But take it from me,
your pickup lines are outdated as hell.
Prancing around wearing
those ridiculous ninja scarves
and obeying some oath or secret code
is just not our style.
Unless maybe you're still hung up
on an old flame or something.
The exiles are no longer
considered ninjas.
We treat them as enemies
the moment they defect.
Every single one of them
must be eliminated immediately.
We cannot afford our secret arts
ever coming to light.
Well, I got to say,
this is one tempting piece of ass.
Higan, one of the most elite ninja
in the history of Japan.
He's mastered
countless fighting techniques
and is merciless when it comes
to eliminating his targets.
Truly a ninja among ninjas.
And he's going to be all mine.
We killed him once already.
Even the doctors pronounced him dead.
- However, he still lives.
- Really?
We believe he must have used
his secret art.
Secret art?
One of those special techniques, right?
One that only the old ninjas could use?
How exciting.
We need to make sure
we eliminate him next time.
We must find a way to uncover
his technique.
Thus, preparations are being made
accordingly as we speak.
There's a quicker solution, you know.
He'll be clinging to my leg and begging,
"Please let me suck it,"
after I go give him
a severe ass–kicking.
Oh, I almost forgot.
What about that other guy,
the Reaper?
Brandishing your sword
with no pride is just violence.
I taught you that long ago, Zai.
How many exiled ninjas,
or rather, your former comrades
have you killed now?
The organization is corrupt to the core.
The only reason you kill the exiled
is because you fear them.
Those of us who are left
maintain our pride.
Just look at the fact that you failed
to kill Higan.
He proved that those of us
who retain our faith in the old ways
shall not fall to the likes of you.
Once the other exiled ninjas
get word of that,
they will surely stand
against you as I have.
Let me make it painfully clear to you,
the one who taught you
to wield the blade.
Young barn swallow yearning
for a nest it cannot reach,
wretched is the crisp fall wind
for us both.
It is impossible to defend
against a blade of wind.
This is my secret art, Flying Swallow.
You won't evade my technique
a second time.
Where is your blade?
Then so be it.
Now I shall go to the pits of hell
and wait for you to join me.
It's probably the Reaper.
I bet you he's itching to get his hands
on that hot piece of meat.
I have forbidden him from
engaging Higan in any sort of battle.
So what are you saying?
You're not gonna let them fight at all?
I'm telling you, that's bullshit.
Well, we found evidence
that this place is being used
by the Chinese mafia to launder money.
And the fight that broke out was
just a turf war between rival gangs.
So that's why the case was closed.
Money laundering, my stinky ass.
They couldn't even manage
to wash a greasy pan in that dump.
Just think of it this way.
You're lucky you won't have to eat
the crappy food there anymore, right?
Really, Officer?
The bigwigs feed you that line?
Mike?
You need to stay focused
on your duties, Mike.
I won't be able to help you
if you keep sticking your nose
where it doesn't belong.
And then we'll have to get that guy
you were meeting up
with last night involved, as well.
Think carefully.
You'd be giving up a nice retirement.
You could be fishing
and drinking whiskey all day.
I actually prefer Japanese sake
over whiskey these days.
Then I'll send you some good stuff
and a really nice fishing rod.
Yeah, thanks. That's nice of you.
Let me guess.
The rod is made by AUZA, huh?
You should take some time off.
People make bad decisions
when they're tired, you know.
Don't come in again
until your retirement day.
That's my advice to you
as your ex-partner.
You burned it. It's all black again.
That's why I said
you should let me handle it.
I love you.
The both of you.
You got some nerve.
My navigation
couldn't even find this place.
It makes it easy for me
to see if anyone's coming.
I told them I'd pay for damages,
but I didn't think it would be
for the whole friggin' restaurant.
I feel bad for the old man that framed him
on some bogus charges.
We're gonna have to try
and do something about that later.
You up for some Peking duck?
That analysis showed that these blades
were made of a special alloy,
and the patent on that alloy
is held by AUZA, of course.
It seems pretty obvious
that there's a connection
between them
and the ninjas who attacked us.
I'm going to dig a little deeper
and see if I can find any more clues.
AUZA.
That company is dangerous.
They have the FBI in their pocket,
and now they're wanting me to back off.
I guess I shouldn't blame them, though,
considering I almost died back then.
They killed my family.
Now I'm going to hunt down every
last one of them and make them pay.
You plan on murdering them all?
Just so we're clear,
when it comes down to it,
I'm going to have to arrest you.
That being said,
it looks like I've got a lot of other
dirtbags to handcuff first.
Protecting citizens from criminals
That's what I signed up for,
and it's still my duty.
Besides, I never liked fishing.
Anyways, here's to a truce.
In all my years at the bureau,
I can honestly say
I've never had the experience
of dealing with shadowy ninja freaks.
Sharing a drink with someone,
that's how alliances are formed.
Still can't believe I ended up working
with a sketchy weirdo like you.
But I got to get back at those bastards.
For the old man.
- Wait a sec. This ain't alcohol.
- It's an energy drink.
Come on, man, seriously?
I'll never understand you ninjas.
It's not a ninja thing.
It's just what I like to drink.
Okay, whatever.
Onto our next subject.
Right now we have a lead with AUZA.
I've got someone on the way
who knows a thing or two about them.
Ah, must be them.
Why did it have to be her?
Why couldn't it be me?
I'm sorry, Jessie.
You're the only one for me.
Oh, baby.
Do you remember what I taught you
back when you were a rookie?
Never be late for a meeting.
Great, then, for your next lesson,
I'm going to have to teach you
the definition of being late.
Roundabout sarcasm like that
is totally going to kill your popularity
with the ladies.
Listen, you're always the one
who shows up late.
Okay, okay, I get it.
But what else was I supposed to do?
Not only did I need an excuse
to get out of work,
but I had to go fetch this baby.
I brought her all the way from home.
What's this hunk of junk
got to do with anything?
Hunk a junk?
You got to be freaking kidding me.
Your ride is what we call a hunk of junk.
That's a great car.
It got me here on time, didn't it?
You have no taste whatsoever.
This is an early model
of a historic economy car
that was built by one of the best
designers of the 20th century.
You recognize it?
It has an air-cooled four-cylinder
1,500cc displacement engine.
The bodywork,
along with a rear-mounted engine
and rear-wheel drive,
was its most characteristic feature.
It's a good car.
That's a ninja for you.
You have excellent taste.
Hey, calm down, man.
She's on our side.
Who do you think analyzed
those futuristic weapons we found?
I've always been fascinated by ninjas.
Hey, I've got a question for you.
Is it true you guys plant a bunch of
cannabis to jump over as part of your--
That's enough.
I didn't come here to chitchat
about cars or ninjas.
Right. We're here to talk about AUZA.
- Please hop in.
- Why? We going somewhere?
Not exactly.
Damn it, man, there's no room.
- Settle down now, boys.
- Scoot over, would you?
You'll stop all your whining
after you see this.
Wha?
- What the
- Welcome to my pride and joy.
This is basically a giant moving computer
that I built all by myself.
All the information you need from all over
the world is right here at my fingertips.
I researched the company in question
and found out that AUZA
is a multinational enterprise company
involved in the development
of military weapons,
telecommunications, entertainment,
clean energy,
pretty much every technology
you can think of.
And they have a high global market
share to boot.
The rate they've penetrated markets
across the world is insane.
Their products are constantly replacing
various software
and hardware systems day after day.
It's safe to say there's no country
in the world without AUZA now,
but at the same time, that rapid growth
has given way to a lot of dark rumors.
What kind of rumors
are you talking about?
Several key figures
from major rival organizations,
along with journalists
who were investigating alleged fraud
and other individuals
who were inconvenient to the company,
have all died in mysterious ways.
Even just recently.
The man you see here
was one of the top conservative
politicians well-known throughout Europe.
He refused any and all foreign companies
from doing business
in his country until a week ago,
when he passed away
in a sudden car accident.
His successor
is now doing the exact opposite
by actively attracting foreign companies
in the name of improving
domestic technology.
And one of the companies is
- AUZA.
- Correct.
There have been way too many
convenient deaths during their progress.
My guess is that ninjas
are the ones behind it all.
A big international corporation
and ninjas. Well, that's just great.
If this is all true, then we got
a real nightmare in our hands.
Magnificent.
It never ceases to amaze me.
Sir, regarding the AUZA reactor, the
output has increased since our last test.
It's now capable of producing 2.2 million
kilowatts of power per second,
and our wireless power transfer system
is also making good progress.
This is the light that will
illuminate the future, my friends.
If we can make
this technology commonplace,
then the world will never be the same.
AUZA is the best
and must become the one and only.
The magic that we produce
will change people's lives forever,
and in no time at all, AUZA will be
the new standard for the entire world.
Oh, hey.
How nice it is to see you here.
I would suggest that we chat over dinner,
but seeing as how
you came here directly,
it must be something urgent, right?
Yes.
Those are guys from my team.
We desperately needed to get some field
data on a weapon that we're developing.
And a ninja is the perfect test subject
since they have superhuman abilities.
Of course, I made sure
that they targeted an ex-ninja
who has nothing to do
with your organization.
Well, okay, then. I'll give you
a proper heads-up next time.
You see,
what we need is a lot more data.
It benefits all of us if the weapons
We're partners, remember?
We need to work together
to build a better future.
Don't you ever pull a stunt
like that again.
This is considered to be the center
of the huge enterprise known as AUZA.
It's the starting point if we want
to really know what they're up to
and how the ninjas figure
into all of this.
We know their headquarters
are located in AUZA City.
It's an experimental city
that's run entirely by their organization.
They use it to test various
new technologies and energy sources.
What about here?
Let's get out of here.
Shit.
What the hell is happening?
I think I got him.
Damn, serious ninja
Now we can finally talk.
Higan.
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