Noah's Arc (2005) s01e03 Episode Script
Don't Mess With My Man
1 Noah's Arc I'm exhausted.
All this sex me opens the appetite Want something to eat? Uh, your turn is, But I never did.
Nor do I know how.
I will teach you.
Just look good.
What compromise.
Turn around.
Wake up! - French police! - I bring cakes! I will make omelettes! It seems someone is began to eat without us! Noah Daryl Stefans ALEX Rodney Chester RIKI Christian Vincent Chance Doug Spiarmen Wade Jensen Atwood environment Noah / b Completely forgot.
We have lunch once a month and my line is I'm hosting.
- They have a key to your apartment? - We have them all! In case of emergency.
Guest Star Jonathan Julian Noah, do you have brown sugar? Where is the brown sugar, girl? In cabinet, the sink! - I made jam.
- For lunch? Sweet is not food for lunch.
O magazine girl Join us.
Please! This is just lunch.
- They just saw me naked.
- So what? They have seen and worse.
I want to know them.
To love them as I love them.
For me! Please! Usually Wade, spouses not attend these things but since its new, will make an exception.
So who wants to be first? Noah already know your opinion and do not need repetition.
But I want to hear in more detail.
As practical skills? Ricky, what happens to this your servant, Duane? Goes on tour with Janet Bionsey or wild ones.
So you have to hire new sex slave? I mean, officer.
But this time I want someone to do their job.
What job? Buy apples? Or mixed salad.
To stir the salad? - This is .
.
- Do not be shy, Wade, all gay men like bottoms.
Especially me.
Ricky in your face, you're a sex addict.
- Repeat after me: My name is Ricky - Shut up and suck the nipple! - What? - Smoochy nipple! Sorry! In the bathroom! What is wrong? Not jealous of Ricky, right? This is not even a kind of party.
You can do whatever you want.
- Nobody is jealous.
- Okay.
Because we are just friends.
Furthermore, we are close.
Now back on the table.
Almost done.
I hope it is not by something I said.
No, says he has to do certain things.
So Alex what was going on with you? I had a little argument with Trey.
Dispute? Sounds interesting, tell me details.
Well.
As introduced webcam and Internet in our sex life Trey was obsessed with it.
This is a normal sex but not sufficient so I had to use Internet as intermediary.
So to pick up a cyber-sex Trey I bought a sex toy.
Now it became interesting! In the beginning was good I was very cool Trey to his liking! But now Trey has transferred obsession with the Internet on sex toys! What do you mean? One night I go home, I grabbed it and use it yourself.
And there was worse! Now brings a new sex toy every week.
First it was Vibro Egg with remote control.
Then, Robot ring.
This is a vibrating ring which vibrates.
Even brought a vibrator with a belt! So he likes sex toys! What's wrong? I just want to introduce any normality in our sex life.
Normality and sex? Two words that should never be used in a sentence.
Chance are you? Have you already moved on my old apartment? He still holds old apartment? - That you know Eddie? - Of course not.
You have to take care of it.
- Now! - I know.
Will take care of.
Tomorrow.
Melrose Avenue attracts wide range of clients.
From local hippie elite to curious tourists.
So my shop needs to be over human skills.
Would you spoke politely with people? Oh, to Sir.
Do you think you right technique sort of goods? Oh yeah Sir! Will you be happy to work under me? I think I'll like it to work under you.
I I liked to work under you.
This corresponds to a your question? Do not call us, we'll call you.
Would you be happy to work under me? Excuse me? Would you be happy to work under me? Well if you mean under your expert supervision then the answer is yes.
Good! This is exactly I wanted to say.
Because I do not mix business and pleasure.
Great! Well everything is fine.
Rafael, you're hired.
Go there and fill these forms.
You can start today.
What is life without little challenge? Are you sure this time? Absolutely.
Hello, Professor Conner.
I just missed it.
He went to lunch before ten minutes.
Just his sgotvih and he leaves - this.
- Ooh, chocolate cheese cake.
His favorite.
Street Varmon 1213.
See you at seven! Sacrificed so much to be with it, "neurotic ass! He turned to Kenya so much Ballet on Tuesday, Jewelry on Wednesday Martial Arts on Thursday what to do if you came, dear and who do most some of these things? I! As he walked with whores.
What exactly is the message saying? It was just one address and "See you at 7 o'clock.
" How do you know your cheating? None have any friends? What about the receiver: "SF Killer Lover? My nickname is: "burnt pick" My is: Sexy black asset.
If you ask me, that girls looks like a meeting for breeding.
Perhaps there is a logical explanation.
This does not mean cheating.
Talk to him! Hey, Dad, can I call you later? "I've been there already.
" Where? - Huh? - That's what I told Ricky.
That was already there.
Where was it? And what exactly is done? Well, here's what happened.
When I was 18 years old Virgin, Ricky met to hang in this club dragged me to the floor, and later went to his store.
But before my pants off Happen.
What happened? Tsuck, tsuck in my pants.
Because much I liked it.
Because I had no experience and I was drunk.
Ricky emptied me? No! Then it was all over.
It became immediately my friend forever.
So he is still waiting for that.
Stop! Those days are gone.
Of course, it will of nothing to worry about.
Who is worried? I was just curious what happened, that's all.
What are you doing this afternoon? You can shop on "Melrose".
Want to take you? - Okay.
- This Is Wade? Ask him if he wants make three Hey! Where's Waldo? Demonstration of food cupboards.
Ricky are you sure it is not too expensive? - Hey, Romeo.
- Hi Noah.
You look so cute.
How can you not wear my stuff? I like your stuff, the Roma, but are too expensive for my artistic income.
Do not tell me that Ricky does not help you? Then, take this shirt.
Often it helps me they look to walk with my creations.
Thanks! This is so sweet.
So how to handle new? - Perfect, very organized.
- And cute.
- Great seller.
- And it's cute.
This is his first day, and has already sold more from me last week.
I.
.
.
he is cute! - You do not want it ? - This is great because we do not attract each other.
I really think he is less asexual.
Ricky Can I ask you a favor? Stop and touch me to embrace Wade.
During all these years as we friends, never had anything against.
Well, I have not had a boyfriend then.
Oh, now have a girlfriend! He knows that? Look, I know all about these worst straight guys.
How do you know he will not back to the rack next week? Just trying to help you.
So do not hurt.
Please Ricky! So this is not better to do Or this? Or this? Wade! Just in time for a threesome! This is so gay, right.
I'll be back.
If you need me.
And what party is it? Another boring senior citizen party.
I prefer to stay home with my two favorite people.
Who retired? Agnes.
Agnes? Yes.
You do not know.
Was podmazvachka, but good enough.
I'll be back before before you zalipsvam.
- Bye, Dad.
- Good evening.
Well, I'll get a quick shower and then we will take care of you.
Boy! You're so cute! What is this? Just put it on.
Be right back.
Trey! Maybe you fell on your head if you think I would put it.
Did he say anything? Chance! Who is senile? - Huh? - What happened? I took in Kenya nanny.
Eddie will follow.
Where are you now? Outside your building.
It really is not that which appears.
I told you.
I'm not worried.
But do not expect to join the trio.
- That was fun! - Was it? This is a "very gay, right? Apparently "Very straight, too.
Or we forgot? And why do you think all Stereotypes are for gay men? Do you think there stereotypes about black people? Because I'm black! And I know that.
He worries about me.
He thinks you might slip up - S.
.
.
- Me.
He thinks you makes a mistake with me.
You said yourself that still struggling problems of sexuality.
Yes, but you must admit I have a lot of progress.
And not come into work Ricky, in any way! I'm his best friend! And it is his job.
He does not want to see me hurt! Do you think I'm going to hurt? I do not know.
Will you do it? Alex just called.
Was urgent, it will take us into.
Rafael? You should get out.
I will close after me? Romeo, see you later.
Inside, inside, inside! Well.
- Hey! - What are you doing? Do you believe that? Rafael gave me all day but go with Romeo.
- I like Romeo.
- Who's asking? Romeo is such a hole.
Each week of training or Spa in Hollywood, or - At all places where you walk! - Ricky, I can not believe that Rafael loves Romeo because it is less extravagant.
A little? It is a great queen.
So what? How can he choose what before that? I am far from Queen which he took.
Did anybody see how far get into a black neighborhood? Yes, started to become less dangerous.
He does this to me make you jealous.
He is a smart boy, because obviously it works! I'm not jealous! Not bad that this guy likes Romeo, as is the Queen? Very muscular guys like sweet guys.
- Right, Milo? - Yeah, baby.
No, I'm broke debate about femininity in gay culture, but I arrived here.
This is a bad idea! - What will you break up? - What do you want to ring the door right? To turn in the car Eddie and wait.
Do you want to accept this? - Oh, my God! - Here, take, know how much you love him! Let's go.
If someone pulls you should not you go! Chance! This is crazy! You have to go.
- Maybe we should leave.
- No, Trey, can not leave anything like that.
I told you to move too fast.
Something just seemed wrong.
Wait a vengeance until it fails.
Who asked you? He did not say so.
No need to defend me, Noah.
Just say something else in.
.
.
- Well, see you - We He lost his mind! Eddie, we need to talk! It was a bad idea Chance, Chance, are you okay? Do not worry.
Must prepare a good story before the police came.
Listen to me.
Not intend to be barge into the house, right? You were so upset that his parked car in the wrong place.
I did not want to do it.
But I knew definitely What do Noah.
Well.
This person is refused to raise charges.
But just because he wants to released as a job.
This is closed! Damn, is all scratched! Totally not kidding.
Listen.
Noah is not like me.
One of the latest threat of extinction.
A true romantic.
So if you gonna hurt must do it now while still able to survive.
Before I had fallen over.
And you must not stop care of his things if you're his man.
Someone should do it.
Why this one should you? Who else could it be? Did you? Keep in mind that his 22 years This is the home of his parents, right in the city.
He will raise a fuss to make you pay damages.
So he will say that We escaped the disaster and hopefully insurance parents cover the damage.
But we must get out immediately.
Let's go.
Sorry.
Drive! Now a player, I got it.
But I do not understand why he cheating? He seemed so in love with Chance.
What love is to do about it? As I said before, I will say it again: Men are not programmed for monogamous! What do you think should do, Chance? If it is smart to leave him.
I told him I could to remain here.
Hurry, they wait.
He knows he can remain in each of us.
But if you judge by the manner his I do not think he left.
It is too much in love.
And that kind of love worth the fight.
All this sex me opens the appetite Want something to eat? Uh, your turn is, But I never did.
Nor do I know how.
I will teach you.
Just look good.
What compromise.
Turn around.
Wake up! - French police! - I bring cakes! I will make omelettes! It seems someone is began to eat without us! Noah Daryl Stefans ALEX Rodney Chester RIKI Christian Vincent Chance Doug Spiarmen Wade Jensen Atwood environment Noah / b Completely forgot.
We have lunch once a month and my line is I'm hosting.
- They have a key to your apartment? - We have them all! In case of emergency.
Guest Star Jonathan Julian Noah, do you have brown sugar? Where is the brown sugar, girl? In cabinet, the sink! - I made jam.
- For lunch? Sweet is not food for lunch.
O magazine girl Join us.
Please! This is just lunch.
- They just saw me naked.
- So what? They have seen and worse.
I want to know them.
To love them as I love them.
For me! Please! Usually Wade, spouses not attend these things but since its new, will make an exception.
So who wants to be first? Noah already know your opinion and do not need repetition.
But I want to hear in more detail.
As practical skills? Ricky, what happens to this your servant, Duane? Goes on tour with Janet Bionsey or wild ones.
So you have to hire new sex slave? I mean, officer.
But this time I want someone to do their job.
What job? Buy apples? Or mixed salad.
To stir the salad? - This is .
.
- Do not be shy, Wade, all gay men like bottoms.
Especially me.
Ricky in your face, you're a sex addict.
- Repeat after me: My name is Ricky - Shut up and suck the nipple! - What? - Smoochy nipple! Sorry! In the bathroom! What is wrong? Not jealous of Ricky, right? This is not even a kind of party.
You can do whatever you want.
- Nobody is jealous.
- Okay.
Because we are just friends.
Furthermore, we are close.
Now back on the table.
Almost done.
I hope it is not by something I said.
No, says he has to do certain things.
So Alex what was going on with you? I had a little argument with Trey.
Dispute? Sounds interesting, tell me details.
Well.
As introduced webcam and Internet in our sex life Trey was obsessed with it.
This is a normal sex but not sufficient so I had to use Internet as intermediary.
So to pick up a cyber-sex Trey I bought a sex toy.
Now it became interesting! In the beginning was good I was very cool Trey to his liking! But now Trey has transferred obsession with the Internet on sex toys! What do you mean? One night I go home, I grabbed it and use it yourself.
And there was worse! Now brings a new sex toy every week.
First it was Vibro Egg with remote control.
Then, Robot ring.
This is a vibrating ring which vibrates.
Even brought a vibrator with a belt! So he likes sex toys! What's wrong? I just want to introduce any normality in our sex life.
Normality and sex? Two words that should never be used in a sentence.
Chance are you? Have you already moved on my old apartment? He still holds old apartment? - That you know Eddie? - Of course not.
You have to take care of it.
- Now! - I know.
Will take care of.
Tomorrow.
Melrose Avenue attracts wide range of clients.
From local hippie elite to curious tourists.
So my shop needs to be over human skills.
Would you spoke politely with people? Oh, to Sir.
Do you think you right technique sort of goods? Oh yeah Sir! Will you be happy to work under me? I think I'll like it to work under you.
I I liked to work under you.
This corresponds to a your question? Do not call us, we'll call you.
Would you be happy to work under me? Excuse me? Would you be happy to work under me? Well if you mean under your expert supervision then the answer is yes.
Good! This is exactly I wanted to say.
Because I do not mix business and pleasure.
Great! Well everything is fine.
Rafael, you're hired.
Go there and fill these forms.
You can start today.
What is life without little challenge? Are you sure this time? Absolutely.
Hello, Professor Conner.
I just missed it.
He went to lunch before ten minutes.
Just his sgotvih and he leaves - this.
- Ooh, chocolate cheese cake.
His favorite.
Street Varmon 1213.
See you at seven! Sacrificed so much to be with it, "neurotic ass! He turned to Kenya so much Ballet on Tuesday, Jewelry on Wednesday Martial Arts on Thursday what to do if you came, dear and who do most some of these things? I! As he walked with whores.
What exactly is the message saying? It was just one address and "See you at 7 o'clock.
" How do you know your cheating? None have any friends? What about the receiver: "SF Killer Lover? My nickname is: "burnt pick" My is: Sexy black asset.
If you ask me, that girls looks like a meeting for breeding.
Perhaps there is a logical explanation.
This does not mean cheating.
Talk to him! Hey, Dad, can I call you later? "I've been there already.
" Where? - Huh? - That's what I told Ricky.
That was already there.
Where was it? And what exactly is done? Well, here's what happened.
When I was 18 years old Virgin, Ricky met to hang in this club dragged me to the floor, and later went to his store.
But before my pants off Happen.
What happened? Tsuck, tsuck in my pants.
Because much I liked it.
Because I had no experience and I was drunk.
Ricky emptied me? No! Then it was all over.
It became immediately my friend forever.
So he is still waiting for that.
Stop! Those days are gone.
Of course, it will of nothing to worry about.
Who is worried? I was just curious what happened, that's all.
What are you doing this afternoon? You can shop on "Melrose".
Want to take you? - Okay.
- This Is Wade? Ask him if he wants make three Hey! Where's Waldo? Demonstration of food cupboards.
Ricky are you sure it is not too expensive? - Hey, Romeo.
- Hi Noah.
You look so cute.
How can you not wear my stuff? I like your stuff, the Roma, but are too expensive for my artistic income.
Do not tell me that Ricky does not help you? Then, take this shirt.
Often it helps me they look to walk with my creations.
Thanks! This is so sweet.
So how to handle new? - Perfect, very organized.
- And cute.
- Great seller.
- And it's cute.
This is his first day, and has already sold more from me last week.
I.
.
.
he is cute! - You do not want it ? - This is great because we do not attract each other.
I really think he is less asexual.
Ricky Can I ask you a favor? Stop and touch me to embrace Wade.
During all these years as we friends, never had anything against.
Well, I have not had a boyfriend then.
Oh, now have a girlfriend! He knows that? Look, I know all about these worst straight guys.
How do you know he will not back to the rack next week? Just trying to help you.
So do not hurt.
Please Ricky! So this is not better to do Or this? Or this? Wade! Just in time for a threesome! This is so gay, right.
I'll be back.
If you need me.
And what party is it? Another boring senior citizen party.
I prefer to stay home with my two favorite people.
Who retired? Agnes.
Agnes? Yes.
You do not know.
Was podmazvachka, but good enough.
I'll be back before before you zalipsvam.
- Bye, Dad.
- Good evening.
Well, I'll get a quick shower and then we will take care of you.
Boy! You're so cute! What is this? Just put it on.
Be right back.
Trey! Maybe you fell on your head if you think I would put it.
Did he say anything? Chance! Who is senile? - Huh? - What happened? I took in Kenya nanny.
Eddie will follow.
Where are you now? Outside your building.
It really is not that which appears.
I told you.
I'm not worried.
But do not expect to join the trio.
- That was fun! - Was it? This is a "very gay, right? Apparently "Very straight, too.
Or we forgot? And why do you think all Stereotypes are for gay men? Do you think there stereotypes about black people? Because I'm black! And I know that.
He worries about me.
He thinks you might slip up - S.
.
.
- Me.
He thinks you makes a mistake with me.
You said yourself that still struggling problems of sexuality.
Yes, but you must admit I have a lot of progress.
And not come into work Ricky, in any way! I'm his best friend! And it is his job.
He does not want to see me hurt! Do you think I'm going to hurt? I do not know.
Will you do it? Alex just called.
Was urgent, it will take us into.
Rafael? You should get out.
I will close after me? Romeo, see you later.
Inside, inside, inside! Well.
- Hey! - What are you doing? Do you believe that? Rafael gave me all day but go with Romeo.
- I like Romeo.
- Who's asking? Romeo is such a hole.
Each week of training or Spa in Hollywood, or - At all places where you walk! - Ricky, I can not believe that Rafael loves Romeo because it is less extravagant.
A little? It is a great queen.
So what? How can he choose what before that? I am far from Queen which he took.
Did anybody see how far get into a black neighborhood? Yes, started to become less dangerous.
He does this to me make you jealous.
He is a smart boy, because obviously it works! I'm not jealous! Not bad that this guy likes Romeo, as is the Queen? Very muscular guys like sweet guys.
- Right, Milo? - Yeah, baby.
No, I'm broke debate about femininity in gay culture, but I arrived here.
This is a bad idea! - What will you break up? - What do you want to ring the door right? To turn in the car Eddie and wait.
Do you want to accept this? - Oh, my God! - Here, take, know how much you love him! Let's go.
If someone pulls you should not you go! Chance! This is crazy! You have to go.
- Maybe we should leave.
- No, Trey, can not leave anything like that.
I told you to move too fast.
Something just seemed wrong.
Wait a vengeance until it fails.
Who asked you? He did not say so.
No need to defend me, Noah.
Just say something else in.
.
.
- Well, see you - We He lost his mind! Eddie, we need to talk! It was a bad idea Chance, Chance, are you okay? Do not worry.
Must prepare a good story before the police came.
Listen to me.
Not intend to be barge into the house, right? You were so upset that his parked car in the wrong place.
I did not want to do it.
But I knew definitely What do Noah.
Well.
This person is refused to raise charges.
But just because he wants to released as a job.
This is closed! Damn, is all scratched! Totally not kidding.
Listen.
Noah is not like me.
One of the latest threat of extinction.
A true romantic.
So if you gonna hurt must do it now while still able to survive.
Before I had fallen over.
And you must not stop care of his things if you're his man.
Someone should do it.
Why this one should you? Who else could it be? Did you? Keep in mind that his 22 years This is the home of his parents, right in the city.
He will raise a fuss to make you pay damages.
So he will say that We escaped the disaster and hopefully insurance parents cover the damage.
But we must get out immediately.
Let's go.
Sorry.
Drive! Now a player, I got it.
But I do not understand why he cheating? He seemed so in love with Chance.
What love is to do about it? As I said before, I will say it again: Men are not programmed for monogamous! What do you think should do, Chance? If it is smart to leave him.
I told him I could to remain here.
Hurry, they wait.
He knows he can remain in each of us.
But if you judge by the manner his I do not think he left.
It is too much in love.
And that kind of love worth the fight.