NoFilter (2023) s01e03 Episode Script

Sandrinha, give me a hand here, please.
I can't. I'm very busy.
Gu,
you have no idea
how good this new Pi Love Guide
for New Influencers Limited Edition is.
This time, Pi Love outdid herself.
What a great book.
What a great book!
I don't get why every influencer
has to write a book. Is there a law?
It's because it's paper. Paper is vintage.
It's like receiving a call nowadays.
We know it's a scam,
but having your own missed call
is priceless.
#NOFILTER
Ooh
What happened?
Why the long face, Marcely? Are you okay?
No. Something awful has happened.
Your mom knows you dropped out.
- I knew it.
- Nope. No, no, no.
No, thank God!
But it's something just as bad.
I was doing my breakfast livestream.
Sincerers, don't be swayed
by the culture of waste.
You can still eat burnt bread.
I'll show you how.
Just scrape a little, and
A little bit more, on both sides.
Come on
Yay! But this is already perfect.
Brand new, look.
Mmm!
MUMUCELYSDAD
SHE LEARNED FROM HER DADDY!
So, guys, this one wasn't good.
But it's all right.
Sometimes we get it right,
sometimes we don't.
It's fine.
ANTIMARCELYANONYMOUS
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S MORE USELESS,
YOU OR YOUR TIPS!
Bullshit!
- Marcely
- Swinging. Come on, Marcely.
- Wonderful!
- Marcely!
Did you hear me? No?
That's perfect, girl!
You got your first hater!
- You've just started, and you're hated.
- Wonderful!
- Guys, I was publicly humiliated.
- We know.
- Digitally. Why the celebration?
- A new dance.
My hater's leaving comments on TikTok too!
A bold person, Marcely. I like it.
Take good care of your hater, Marcely.
Where there's one, there are many more.
I don't want any more haters.
Marcely Menezes, don't say that.
I know a girl who went into debt
to buy haters to leave
face-vomiting emojis on her posts.
Don't be ungrateful.
Listen and learn.
"Hater. Chapter seven, first paragraph."
"To keep the flame of hate always burning,
'comma', ignore your hater."
"Pretend he doesn't exist,
and he will be forever faithful."
That's how I deal with my hater.
What happened?
San
Gu, aren't we gonna do anything?
I'm gonna fix my van's engine.
Do you want to help me?
I need a hand, Marcely.
You guys are too lazy.
And they really shaved her head.
- She said, "I wanted a new look, guys."
- As if!
Changing the look, as if.
Look at you, slackers!
May I ask why you're out here
doing photosynthesis?
Mom, please!
I'm taking a vitamin D bath
to focus on my studies.
I'm just hanging.
Have you seen Marcely, that slacker?
The kitchen is filthy
with burnt breadcrumbs.
Her panties are on the bathroom floor.
Marcely crossed the line!
She went to pieces
because of her hater who slung mud at her.
Who's bad-mouthing my daughter?
You just did.
But I'm her mother.
It's not the same, okay?
I carried her for nine months,
I breastfed her.
I have a herniated disc from holding her.
She just wanted to be in my lap. So cute.
I have the right to bad-mouth her, got it?
- Sure, ma'am.
- This hater lives in Ararinhas?
Mom, a hater is someone who makes
hateful comments online.
I knew this was about the Internet.
Idle people gathered, what would happen?
First-class gossip.
You should see what they said about her.
- I'll show you.
- Rubria, I don't wanna see anything.
I've told you the Internet's
a waste of time.
If only she had a decent job,
none of this would be happening.
I'll go find that hater.
Djon Djon!
May I know what this is?
Relax. I can explain.
Explain what, Djon Djon?
That you don't hate me anymore?
Was it just a game?
- You're toxic.
- That's not true, Sandrinha.
What I felt was true.
I hated all your posts
from the bottom of my heart.
What changed? Was it my fake ass post?
- Tell me, I can take it.
- No, Sandrinha.
- It's not about you, it's about me.
- I'm passing out.
I started visiting your profile
all the time.
- I've been clinging to you.
- No.
I got to know you better
and before I knew it
Don't finish this sentence!
I fell in love with you.
Sandrinha!
HA-HA
LOL
He's walking all over your heart
Like it's a rug
Promise me that this time
You'll say no
From woman to woman
Get over it
From woman to woman
Get over it
Enough! Enough!
Guys, I love Marília too,
but we've heard this song seven times!
But, Gu, my hater hates me!
At least your hater is consistent, honey.
My hater is in love with me.
And worse, he asked me out on a date!
- Didn't you say he is handsome?
- Very handsome.
Under different circumstances,
I'd hook up with him.
- But now I'm
- If he's handsome, dive right in!
Sandrinha, enough! Go!
Bye. Get out of my van. Go.
- You're a pain in the ass. Bye.
- Wait!
Go. Bye. See you.
Don't close the door, she's leaving too.
Good grief! Gosh, I can't stand you two.
You try my patience.
And you, Marcely, forget that moron.
How, Gustavo?
I never gave anyone any reason to hate me!
Honey, that's not exactly true, is it?
What do you mean?
Marcely, don't call the water industry,
the water is much better. It's great!
If that's the case, Sebastiana,
you wouldn't mind
drinking this glass of water, would you?
GAIALEMOS
IT LOOKS CHOCOLATE MILK
DUARTECAROL
DON'T DRINK IT, SEBASTIANA!
RUBRIAAAH
LET HER DRINK!
It's great!
Mr. Ademar went nuts!
Easter eggs are on sale
here at Ademar's grocery store.
Check it out, assorted Easter eggs,
multiple packs, different sizes.
And each egg is only
ADRYEBATTISTA
LOL
Jeez, Mr. Ademar!
Are you charging for the egg
or for your month's rent?
You can buy a motorbike for that price.
Hi, sincerers! What's up? How's it going?
Guys, it's so hot in Ararinhas,
isn't it?
Look who's here!
Ararinhas' ambassador in person.
What's that shirt, buddy?
The Carnival livestream was last week.
Where'd you get that shirt?
I gave it to him as a gift.
Oh, you
- Are you recording?
- What?
No, it's It's just a livestream I was
It's just
And I really like that shirt, okay?
Gosh, Gu, my hater is right.
I'm a hateful person!
I'll delete my account.
- Relax, it's not that bad.
- I'll delete it.
Come on, knock it off, okay?
You also have good qualities.
Like what?
Like
You Well, like
You're stubborn.
- And that's good?
- In this case, yes, Marcely.
You shouldn't quit on your dreams
because of a hater.
But this damn hater's ruining
my reputation on social media!
And you'll suffer for it forever?
- What should I do?
- Forget it and move on.
That's not an option.
It's your stubbornness
coming out as a bad quality.
Gu, please, help me.
Okay, Marcely. Find out who the hater is
and get this over with.
You're absolutely right.
Of course I am!
I listen to people all day in this van.
It made me
the most sensible person in this town.
- Nothing like a conversation
- Or a threat.
- What the heck! I can't breathe. Stop.
- Or a vendetta.
I think you should be a little sweeter.
- "Hi, how are you?"
- Great.
"If you don't delete your comments,
I'll find old and compromising tweets,
share them, and ruin your life."
I wouldn't do
something like this, Marcely.
Let go of my neck.
Strong hands, huh?
This hater will regret
having visited my profile.
Marcely, don't do that.
Marcely!
I'll mind my own business.
ARARINHAS
Promise me this time you'll say no
From woman to woman
Get over it
From woman to woman
Get over it
I miss you, Marília.
Enter.
- What are you doing, Ms. Val?
- Oh! Nothing, Rubria.
- I'm just making a list.
- Mm-hmm.
That's funny. You said the Internet
was for idle people who
I stand by what I said.
If you tell anyone I was surfing the web,
your bed will be vacant.
Tell people what?
I'm not even here. I'm in my room.
- No! Rubria
- Sleeping.
Come here, I think you can help me.
Will it compromise my bed?
Sit here, girl, come!
I wanna see
what they're saying about Marcely,
but I can't log into Instagram.
- How's that?
- Look.
I tried to download the app,
but when I click here
See? I can't log in.
Then I went to this site
to find out how old Glória Maria is, see?
- Jeez! I just won a prize!
- Don't click anywhere, Ms. Val.
Ta-da!
Excuse me!
Did you do this?
Actually, your parents did.
I just drew on paper.
It's amazing how beautiful I am.
That's why I fell in love with you.
- No way. You know we can't do that.
- Why not?
Because you're my hater, man!
I need you to hate me.
- That's impossible.
- Stop!
No way.
HOMEOWNERS' ASSOCIATION
WINTER CLOTHING DONATION DROP SPO
I knew you'd come here.
- Were you waiting for me?
- No.
But I knew you'd come here
after you found out what I did.
- And you tell me that coldly?
- Sure.
May I ask why you did this?
Marcely, this is nothing
compared to what you did to me.
I was sick after drinking that water.
But didn't you say the water was great?
So it's my fault now?
Well, in this case, yes.
But never mind, Sebastiana.
I just want things to go back to normal.
No way in hell!
I'm never going to follow you again.
Follow me?
Yeah, Marcely, I unfollowed you!
Unfollowed! And I'd do it again.
Unfollowed? So you're not my hater?
Hater? Of course not.
I don't attack people online.
The other day, a friend
sent me a text about "webkarma."
It scared me to death.
That's a relief.
Because I could swear you were my hater
Mr. Ademar, are you my hater?
What? Your hater?
Where did you get that idea?
Mr. Ademar, Gustavo made a list of people
who have reasons to hate me.
- They're all listed here.
- No.
- Marcely. I don't hate you.
- No?
- No.
- Do you hate my social media? My posts?
There's always something that may improve.
I was going to tell you someday.
No, Mr. Ademar.
If you have something to say,
I want you to say it now! To my face.
If you insist
Well, I made some notes about you.
I've listed a few notes about your work.
Dude, Mr. Ademar really speaks his mind.
In fact, he even liked it.
Well, at least now we know
he wasn't the hater.
Yeah. I was a bit clumsy, I know.
But we found out
it's neither Sebastiana nor Mr. Ademar,
So the only one left is
- Max?
- Max?
Gu, is Max my hater?
Honey, sorry, but it seems so.
You'll find out right now. Isn't that him?
Why's Max going into a closed barbershop,
with a woman all covered up?
Only one thing
would lead a man to do that.
Why?
Adultery.
Look at Claudia.
She said she was gonna work.
She's at the beach drinking coconut water.
She may have taken the photo
before and posted it now.
But who will pretend not to work
to enjoy life?
Everyone on the Internet?
Making people jealous
is what makes you a success.
Hmm. Why does anyone waste time
seeing pictures of Claudia at the beach?
Why?
I gave a like.
- I'll talk to him.
- I don't know if I wanna know the truth.
Which truth?
That Max is your hater
or that he's a cheater
who, in this case, isn't cheating on you?
- Both.
- Marcely, it's time to face your fears.
- Does it have to be today?
- Today.
- Gustavo! Gustavo!
- Max! Max, come on!
- Max, there's a client here.
- Calm down, guys!
- Oh, it's you?
- Yeah.
- What's up, guys?
- Hey.
How are you?
Hi, how are you?
Great. Are you okay?
- I'm fine, are you okay?
- So everyone's fine, right?
Yeah, sure.
So? Do you need anything?
What do we need, Marcely? Tell him.
What do we need?
- We just came to say hi. Yeah.
- Hi!
Okay then.
Guys, I'm a little busy.
I have to go in to do some things.
- See you.
- I need a haircut.
Later! I have stuff to do now.
I'm a little busy.
We'll talk later. Text me.
- I've got some things to sort out.
- Sure.
He slipped away.
Gustavo, come on.
But what did you think?
Marcely, I'm not proud of it, okay?
But I have a past.
I used to make that same surprised,
cute, and reckless face
"Hi, guys," that he just did,
when my boyfriend caught me.
I think it's adultery.
Gustavo, Max wouldn't do that.
For God's sake, Marcely.
- It's time to face reality, honey.
- No.
Let's get this story straight.
We? Gosh, she went nuts.
Just talk. I'm right here.
Marcely.
Why the hell am I doing this?
Because you're my friend
and you don't want people bad-mouthing me.
No. I think it's the cheating.
I'm so curious.
Ms. Vera,
no one can know about this.
That's our little secret.
Ms. Vera!
Max is cheating on Luisa with Ms. Vera.
Ms. Vera loves younger boys. Sugar mommy.
- Come on.
- Do I have to do this?
- Yeah!
- Oh, no, Marcely!
What the hell?
Oh God! What did you do
to her hair, you monster?
Relax, this is just a test
that's going a little wrong.
A little? Totally wrong.
She looks like broccoli.
But she wanted to test my new hair dye.
Oh, so that's why you were acting weird.
Got it.
Yes. I was afraid you might want to do
a livestream of Ms. Vera.
It'd drive my clients away.
And scare Ms. Vera's boys away.
She's single and doesn't waste time.
But you think I'd expose you like that?
- Totally.
- You've done that.
- So many times.
- Several.
Look, despite disagreeing
with your criticism,
at least I'm happy because that means
that
you're not my hater.
Your hater? No!
No way. I really like you.
I think you're amazing.
Really? I'm more relieved.
- Are you?
- I am.
Because we're friends, right?
We're friends, sure. We have
Mm-hmm.
We admire each other.
- Sure. Friends don't hate each other.
- We
No. Friends support each other.
- Friends love each other.
- They do.
- Only as friends.
- Only as friends, of course.
- Right?
- Friends.
There's a
Can you believe
we thought you were having an affair?
Me?
Ms. Vera, imagine that.
What's gotten into you?
It's Gustavo's imagination.
I have a girlfriend!
She lives in Canada
and won't be back soon.
Hey. You're very malicious.
Okay, guys. At least we found out
Max isn't your hater.
And he's not an adulterer.
- It all worked out.
- Adulterer?
No. I still don't know
who my hater is, Gustavo.
Look, since it's all clear now,
you can leave,
so I can fix Ms. Vera's hair.
Today, right? Her hair looks awful, Max.
Gustavo, go home.
Your career's reached
the bottom.
- I won't say anything
- I said it! And I feel lighter.
Talk about my work,
and I'll cut off your dreadlocks.
Take it easy. Hey, no. Come on.
Guys,
I'm gonna troll Val using pasta.
I'm gonna scare her.
@RUBRIAAAH
VAL WILL KILL ME NOW HAHA #TROLLING
Val! Aunt Val!
- What's going on?
- I sprained my neck.
- What is it?
- Here!
- Careful.
- I was dancing.
- Crack my neck please.
- What?
For God's sake, Rubria! Rubria!
- Crack it again.
- Rubria, I think I broke you!
I did! Oh, girl, wait!
Rubr
Rubria, stop that.
You're gonna break your spine!
I mean it! Let me see.
It's pasta!
The Internet's just BS.
He'll hear from me
if he doesn't fix her hair.
- Why are you staring at me?
- I did what you said for nothing.
Hey, we found out that Mr. Ademar,
Sebastiana, and Max don't hate you.
We even found out Max is faithful.
So it wasn't for nothing.
Yeah, but we found nothing about my hater
who doesn't stop attacking me, bro.
And your hater's a wimp
who isn't brave enough to show their face.
- That's it, Gustavo!
- Yeah.
Dude, you're a genius!
Stop it! Thank you.
But just to be sure, why am I a genius?
I'll start it. I'll talk to my hater now.
Oh no!
Go on.
You criticize everything I do, right?
Just to get likes at my expense!
Liked it?
Turn on your ring light
and show you can't shine by yourself.
Let's see if you got the guts.
ANTIMARCELYANONYMOUS
WANTS TO JOIN - ACCEP
- Gustavo.
- Relax.
My hater's joining in the live stream.
Listen you little
DID YOU REALLY THINK I'D SHOW UP?
@ANTIMARCELYANONYMOUS
Wait.
Gu
I know who my hater is.
Jurema looks aged.
People buy 4K phones and look at this.
Is 4K the Wi-Fi?
- Where is she?
- What?
- Where's your slacker daughter?
- Hey! Wait!
- Lohana!
- What did she do?
You'll see.
- Keep it down.
- What's this ruckus?
I'm trying to study here.
What is this, Lohana?
A person expressing their opinion.
Don't be cynical. I know you're my hater!
- Me?
- That's right. Confess!
Mom, you'll let her talk to me like this?
Marcely, do you have any proof?
Yes. It's Lohana's handwriting.
No way. My "T" is totally different.
Get your notebook to compare the writing.
Stay out of it.
No, great idea, Rubria.
Go get your notebook.
Mom, I said I didn't do it.
I know, my angel. I believe you.
But get your notebook
to show Marcely she's wrong
and put this subject to rest.
Get your notebook, my angel.
Okay. That was me.
Are you happy, Marcely?
I am @antimarcelyanonymous.
- I knew it.
- I didn't! Why didn't you tell me?
Marcely, what did you do
so your sister would do this?
I'm not the one
you should be asking that, Mom!
You're right.
Lohana, what did your sister do to you?
- So it's my fault now?
- Yes.
And am I also guilty
of the hole in the ozone layer?
Yes. You use a lot of deodorant,
that destroys the planet.
I've stopped.
I shouldn't have done what I did, I admit.
Marcely, since you became
a digital influencer,
you started ignoring me.
No way! Of course not.
- Don't let go of me, please, or I'll fall.
- Don't worry.
Marcely!
A new Pi Love video!
Marcely, open the door, please?
Marcely! Look at me!
Marcely, turn on the heater, please.
Hi, sincerers, how's it going? Morning!
Marcely, turn on the heater, please.
Sorry, Sister. I screwed up with you.
I'm sorry.
I promise I won't let that happen again.
- Okay.
- Come here.
I promise I'll delete
the profile and comments of the hater.
- Thanks.
- I have a better idea.
Marcely, delete your profile too.
This Internet thing
- It's a waste of time.
- No!
- You were having fun on Instagram before.
- What?
- What?
- What? Nothing.
How's that, Mom?
No!
Rubria is making things up. Rubria!
You wanna keep living here, don't you?
Kidding! I'm making fun of her.
We have to create an account for her.
Yeah. But I gotta go, I'm late for work.
I'm Speaking of being late, Marcely,
shouldn't you be at college?
Sure, but especially today
You need my computer
'cause the class is online.
Yes. E-learning.
Got it.
Vanda!
- Thanks, Sis.
- No worries.
VERA.SPEAKS
GU, MAX KILLED IT!
RUBRIAAAH
FERNANDO DE NORONHA - I'M HERE!
MUMUCELYSDAD
KISSES TO ALL MY THREE FOLLOWERS
MYSELFSANDYLOVEOFFICIAL
DJONDJON
YOU'RE CLUELESS! STOP IMITATING ANITTA
Guys, that's what I call genuine hate.
Djon Djon hates me so much.
How did you get him back?
Simple! I followed the Pi Love Guide
for New Influencers Limited Edition.
So, what do you think of,
maybe, getting married at the beach?
Hmm?
Babe, isn't it a little early
to think about marriage?
Of course not,
we've been together for two hours.
I've already chosen the names
of our four children.
Rafael, Rael, Raniel and Guilherme.
It's perfect, isn't it?
- This book is wonderful.
- In this case, I think Pi Love is wrong.
I don't wanna have haters.
RUBRIAAAH MENTIONED YOU
I can't believe it!
What happened now?
Who needs a hater when your mother is Val?
SORRY, YOUR MOM TOLD YOU TO GE
YOUR PANTIES FROM THE BATHROOM
No way. Not funny.
- Send it to me.
- Yes. On WhatsApp.
- No, no way.
- No way.